Star Nights clusterf*** of a journey

A red eyed large Jet Black male Pegasus with a braided white and purple mane, and tail named Star Night walks into a clean white modern room looking for his wife yelling,

"Clov? Where are you?"

A blue portal opens up in the cycling, and a few large decapitated Orc heads fall onto the floor flinging purple blood everywhere. Then a yellow eyed female Bat Pony slams into the floor on her back. The pony is bright green with a black and green tail and ponytail mane, she flips on to her feet saying,

"I thought I would not find you again!”

"What?"

Clover explains,

"I'm sorry! Let me explain. Long story short, relations between the Fire Claw and Paw Empires broke down. In a panic I took the wrong portal, and fell into some ice like tundra. Met up with a tribe of ape-like creatures. After talking, I lived with them for a few months to rest. Then I talked to Yog-Sothoth. Such a talker and charmer. Oh right, I led a rebellion against Orc and it ended in disaster. Now here I am!”

"You were only gone for like a few hours! How did you do that much?

"I know it's confusing for me too. I’m so happy to be back! There better be hot water!"

Clover gallops into the bathroom down the hallway slamming the door shut. And continues to yell about how great plumbing is. Star Night looks back at the heads on the floor staining the new white carpet,

"Great. I hope no blood borne diseases.”

"Oh shampoo, how I missed you!”