Chapters Equestria Girls Random Moments 4
In one of their regular conversations, Melody Octavia wants to ask Vinyl Scratch a question.
"Tell me Vinyl, have you already told Neon Lights the truth?"
"You mean the fact I'm seeing an oculist? Yes Tavi, I already told him." DJ Pon-3 responds.
"Sounds great. There is nothing better than honesty in a relationship. And what did he say to you?"
Before answering, Vinyl takes a sip from her glass. "Well, he also told me his truth."
"Which truth?"
"That he's seeing a basketball player, an assistant hairstylist, and a high school intern!"
Rose Heart and Blueberry Cake enters a restaurant taking seat at one of the tables in the wait to be served. Within moments a man walks in and sits down at the bar counter.
"Good afternoon sir, what can I do for you?" Ask the owner of the establishment.
"Just a glass of wine, please." Says the gentleman.
Once served he begins to drink, then the man begins to chew and crush the glass like bubblegum. As if this were not enough, the pieces of glass did not provoke cuts nor bleeding on the inside or outside of the diner's mouth. He finished devouring the glass in its entirety - except for the stem and the base - paid the bill and then left.
Blueberry Cake watches everything from her seat, eyes widened just like huge plates. "Hey Rose, did you see that? The man must be an eccentric."
"It must be, because he left the stem intact. And that's the tastiest part!" Rose Heart exclaims.
"I'm telling you, since I've been taking those memory pills I feel like I'm someone else." Tennis Match tells Cloudy Kicks as both teens enter the gym.
"That's good to know girl. And what are their names?" Cloudy asks.
"The names of what?"
"Of those memory pills. The ones you're taking."
"… What pills are you talking about?" Tennis Match asks confused.
Flashback
A lady is walking down the sidewalk towards her home when she hears something that catches her attention.
Everything indicates it's the cry of a little girl, and due the intensity it was very close to her position. Looking around the lady finds Fluttershy crying at the entrance to the Kindergarten.
Then the kind woman decides to approach the girl and find out what is wrong with her. "Little one, why are you crying?"
"… * Sniff * My parents didn't come to pick me up, and now I don't know what to do."
"Oh, poor child! But don't be discouraged, we're going to call them so they can come here and get you right now. Do you have phone?"
"Yes ma'am, but it's at my house." Young Fluttershy answers innocently.
Mrs. Cake brings her twin babies, Pound Cake and Pumkin Cake, to their scheduled session with the pediatrician. The doctor finds both childs in good health and schedules a next session in a month while giving Mrs. Cake recommendations on infant care.
"… Very well doctor, and is there any other recommendation?" Mrs. Cake asks before leaving.
"Yes ma'am. You should boil whatever your babies put in their mouths inmediately." The pediatrician comments.
However Ms. Cake is shocked upon hearing the prompt. "And it won't hurt, doctor?"
A space rocket enters the Earth's atmosphere, descending according to the established protocol until landing on the installed base from which it launched off weeks ago.
The expedition leader, Flash Sentry, exits the ship down the ramp towards the group of technicians, engineers and soldiers who make up the welcoming committee. However, if anyone could take a look closer might notice that Flash was quite upset.
"Congratulations Sentry, the mission was a success! And thanks to your efforts it can be confirmed there is life on Jupiter." The commander in charge greets the astronaut with a handshake.
"Too bad it turned out to be a torture for me."
"Why? Were there pressure problems? The atmosphere? The rocket systems maybe?"
"No, the problem is with the maintenance idiot. He left a wasp inside the suit! " Flash exclaims taking off the helmet to reveal his face covered in bites.
Pinkie Pie finds herself in the center of the city with two familiar faces: her friends Rainbow Dash and Rarity. They stayed to chat for a while about their magical adventures, life after high school, college, their jobs, and so much more.
"Well girls, I'm getting late for work already. We have to meet up with the others and hang out one of these days."
"Take it for granted Pinks. It's going to be just like the old days!" Rainbow Dash cheers excitedly at the idea of reuniting the Rainbooms once more.
"Of course darling, have a nice work day. Until next time!"
Pinkie Pie gets into her elegant car and leaves for the building where she now works, but not before waving her hand several times to say goodbye at the women.
"You know, I always believed Pinkie Pie would pursue her dreams of becoming a renowned comedian but she has done well as a salesperson."
"I know Rarity, and I'm proud of her. Now that you mention it, I wonder what's the secret to her success."
Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie walks into her boss's office for the sales report.
"Good morning, Mr. Sans Smirk!
"Pinkie Pie! Just who I wanted to see. How did your weekend sales go?"
"Wonderful! I only made one sale."
Suddenly the stack of papers that Sans Smirk is holding falls from his hands as well his glasses. The vice president of the company thought it was one of the many jokes his number one employee sometimes plays on him, but by the tone of her voice she was talking for real.
"Really? Did you make a sale in all the day?"
"That's right Mr. Sans Smirk, but this sale was for twenty thousand dollars!"
The new information stuns Sans Smirk. Not that he wanted to doubt the pink haired woman's sales capabilities, but neither could conceive the idea of making such a profit with just a miserable sale. This merited an explanation, and Pinkie Pie would gladly give an explanation.
"You see, a man came to buy fishing hooks and I asked him if he had a fishing rod and he said no, so I sold him a fishing rod; then I asked him if he had a boat to go the place where he would do fishing and he said no, so I also sold him a boat. Additionally I told him he would need life jackets, paddles and a rifle with ammunition plus Ad-Hoc clothing; lots of non-perishable grocery containers, packets of marshmallows, a portable television with antenna , tents, a set of sleeping bags, an RV and backpacks."
"…... And all of that just for coming to buy hooks?"
"Actually the man came to buy some aspirin because his wife was having a horrible headache, and I told him: ' If your day got ruined, why don't you go fishing?'" Pinkie Pie responds.
Author's Note
Greetings to all folks!
After taking a break from this series, while working in other projects, I decided to return with a new installment of these alternate moments alongside our favorite Equestria Girls characters. This time I introduce the format of flashbacks where events from previous years will take place and will involve any of the Mane Seven as well other character from the series - if it seems like a good idea or not, leave your opinion in the comments.
Stay tunned!
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Derpy Hooves hasn't been seen in the last weeks, neither day nor night; no one knows what could have happened to the teen and her absence generates consternation among those who know her. One day, Paesley decides to pay a visit at Derpy's house in hopes to find out the reason for her 'disappereance'.
"Hello, Derpy? It's me! Please open up."
The door barely opens but leaves enough room for Derpy to show up, at least she's fine. Paesley notices Derpy is looking at her with narrowed eyes , something very unusual coming from a kind person like her.
"Are you alone?" Derpy asks.
"Uh… yeah. Why the mystery?"
" Shhhh ! Lower your voice, they can hear you!"
Derpy brings Paesley into the house, closing the door and curtains at the same time. "Sorry for my behavior, I was working on something very important."
"I see. And may I know what it is about?"
"I have discovered a method to generate fifty dollar bills!"
"Really?"
Paesley takes with great emotion one of the many bills that were placed on a table, examining the money backwards and forwards. They were indeed fifty dollar bills! Whatever method the young woman with the averted gaze used was quite innovative.
"Derpy, you are a genius! How do you do it?"
"Very simple: I pick up a five hundred dollar bill and then I erase a zero with a marker."
Supreme court.
Abacus Cinch leads the trial against a man on multiple counts of fraud. He would surely be sentenced to life imprisonment if the testimony of the following witness turns out to be true.
Judge Cinch gives the order for said witness to enter the stand. Presenting before her a beautiful woman, in the peak of her 25 years, and apparently the defendant knows her due to the grimace of disgust on his face.
"Tell me miss, do you know the accused?" Abacus Cinch ask.
"No, your honor." The young woman responds.
The atmosphere is filled with gasps and whispers from both the public and the members of the jury. The lady's testimony took them by surprise.
"Hold on a second! Are you not the defendant's wife?" Abacus Cinch asks upset.
"Indeed your honor, but if I knew him I would never have married him!" The lady exclaims.
XIV Century
In the garden within a stately castle Sunset Shimmer dedicates a melody she composed to Princess Twilight Sparkle. Suddenly King Night Light and Queen Twilight Velvet enter the place.
"My daughter, I recall telling you that you should no longer see this person anymore." Night Light pronounces by taking Twilight away from the flame haired lady.
"It's not fair! Why you don't want me to be with Sunset?"
"Because she doesn't belong to our class, my child. Besides, we've already offered your hand in holy marriage to Prince Blueblood."
"That's right, your Highness!" Says Blueblood, who accompanies the monarchs of the kingdom. "And I must add that, unlike this peasant, blue blood runs through my veins."
"Don't make me laugh! This buffoon doesn't have a hint of blue blood, and I can prove it."
Sunset Shimmer leaves the courtyard for a moment to return with a huge jug, which breaks it on the prince's head in a single move. Blueblood collapses on the floor after recieving the hit, he wasn't dead but unconscious. Seconds later a stream of fresh red liquid gushes out from a cut on the blonde's forehead.
"See? Red blood like chicken!" Sunset Shimmer points out.
Sitting on the dock facing the sea, Maud Pie stands with her fishing pole and a bucket at her side. She had been like this for several minutes now and despite the sun's rays, plus the salty breeze, she remains in her place.
The ever cheerful Pinkie Pie appears to make company her older sister.
"Hi Maud! How are you doing? Are they biting?"
"Yes Pinkie. They are biting, a lot." Maud says in her typical stoic voice.
"Ooooooooh!! Let me guess: Cod? Sardines? Herring? Flounder? Tuna? Swordfish?"
"No. Mosquitoes." Maud responds trying to ward off the pesky insects that keep biting her.
A man stands on the corner of an avenue waiting for the traffic light to change so he can cross to the other side of the street. At that moment a helpless person, Trixie Lulamoon, comes up to beg.
"Please good man, collaborate with a coin." Trixie pleads with her saddest look. The gentleman, however, doesn't seem to like the plea and instead decides to scold the teenager.
"Listen here miss, aren't you ashamed to be begging on the street?"
"And what do you want Trixie to do? Set up an office?" Trixie replies angrily.
Early in the morning Big Mactintosh goes to the office of Gustave Le Grand, owner of the circus, taking with him a huge fat pig. Those who saw him were curious about the pig's presence; only Big Mac knows the reason of bringing this animal into the circus and Gustave Le Grande will know it too.
"Let's see if I understood correctly: you want to propose a number where you are going to eat the pig you brought, right?..."
"Eeyup."
"… In only five minutes ?"
"Eeyup." Big Mac answers again.
"I understand. To be honest I'm not convinced, but I'll give you the chance to prove the worth of your number and control the time by myself. Do you want to try now?"
"Sure. First we must prepare the pig."
After slaughtering and cooking the animal, Big Mac proceeds with a speed never seen before, while Gustave Le Grand keeps track of time. When Big Mac finished devouring the pig, the timer ticked exactly five minutes.
Not bad. Not bad at all! Mr. Le Grande thought after seeing the singular act. This would make him rich in no time.
Gustave hires Big Mac inmediately and puts him in the main event of the morning show. The audience was so in awe at the strange act they began to form long lines at the circus just to watch a guy of few words devouring a huge pig in its entirety. The profits rose like the foam of the sea, doubling the joy of Mr. Le Grande.
"Wonderful Big Mac! I always knew your number would be successful, but one doesn't need to be conformists, right? That's why I want to make you a proposal: I will double your salary if you eat a whole pig at the morning show and one at the evening show, what do you say?"
"… Okay."
With this new deal the Big Mac number was featured as the main act in the morning and afternoon events for several more days, the profits were so great that Mr. Le Grande had to open a new bank account at another bank.
Then, the unthinkable happened: Big Mactintosh broke his own record after finishing eating a pig in four minutes and seventeen seconds . The public explodedin in excitement, chanting the name of Mactintosh loudly. Of course Gustave Le Grande was willing to make even more profits out of this.
"Bravo! Épique! Magnifique! Big Mac, I'll triple your pay if you eat THREE whole pigs. One pig in the morning, one pig in the afternoon, and one pig in the night. What do you say, mon ami?"
"I'm really sorry, but that's not going to happen." Big Mactintosh answers.
This leaves Gustave Le Grande puzzled. He was giving him the biggest opportunity of his life and turns it down!!
"B-B-but… I don't understand. Why you don't want to accept?!"
"Because at night I usually eat at my house." Big Mac responds before moving on retreat to Sweet Apple Acres with a full belly.
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Flashback
Filthy Rich and his wife Spoiled Milk, now Mrs. Spoiled Rich, decide to take a break for themselves after months of work with a long walk to the park. Before leaving the Rich marriage put their faithful butler Randolph in the care of their four-month-old baby, Diamond Tiara.
At the end of their walk, Filthy and Spoiled return to the mansion greeted by a frightened Randolph.
"Thanks goodness sir & ma'am have returned! Something terrible happened!"
"What's wrong Randolph? Where is my daughter?" Spoiled Rich demands to know.
"I'm afraid it's about her, ma'am. The baby ate the newspaper!"
Both parents gasp in shock at the dire news.
"It can't be! And the newspaper was from today?" Filthy Rich ask worried.
A pet store owner finishes placing the products he ordered to start another day of work, and his first customer arrives in the form of Miss Cherilee.
"Good morning mister."
"Good morning miss, how can I help you?" The shop owner asks Cherilee.
"I would like to buy a new food bowl for my dog. The one he has is very deteriorated and I would like to change it."
"You're in luck! I have just what you need." The green-haired man takes a beautiful aquamarine plate from the counter so the high school teacher can take a look.
"Made with a material that makes it resistant to hits and falls. It doesn't corrode, easy to wash and additionally it is made fireproof. Additionally, it has a motto written in gold letters : 'For my faithful companion' . The price is 400 dollars, but for you I'll sell it in 385 dollars."
Miss Cherilee peers at the plate. Thinks about it several times before making a decision.
"Well, is not bad. The money is the least but the motto is unnecessary; after all my dog can't read."
"Hey Golden Hazel, did you know my cousin is called 'Cowfish' ?" Cherry Crash asks her friend before going to the cafeteria.
"I didn't know it. Do they call him like that because he likes the earth and sea cousine?"
"Actually my cousin's name is Yellow Brick, and is vegetarian."
Golden Hazel gets confused. "I don't understand. If his name is Yellow Brick, then why do they call him 'Cowfish' ?"
"Because he has the body of a cow and the face of a fish !" Cherry Crash responds with a laugh.
Wallflower Blush enters Public Records by queuing in line to be served. When her turn comes, she walks over with the building staff.
"Good morning miss, how can I help you?"
"I'd like to change my name. From Wallflower Blush to Silverbolt Blush."
"Very good. Any special reason?"
"None. It just I've found a wallet on the street with several credit cards at the name of this person." Wallflower Blush says showing the aforementioned wallet with the cards to the employee.
Principal Celestia and Viceprincipal Luna are out to mow the garden's lawn when they hear someone humming. Looking up they find Discord, who for some reason moves from one side to other like a professional ballet dancer.
"Good morning, pretty ladies!"
"Good morning to you too Discord, I see you are happy." Says Vice Principal Luna being curious about her neighbor's strange behavior. Well, stranger than usual.
"And why shouldn't I be? Love has finally come into my life!"
"That is a beautiful news. Congratulations Discord." Principal Celestia adds. "And tell us, who is she? How does she looks like?"
"Well, what can I say? She is a woman who doesn't care about physical appearance, a woman who shares my likings, a sweet woman but with a strong personality and a woman who is capable of giving her life for me."
Both principals let out a cute 'Awwww' in unison.
"However I have a little, tiny, insignificant problem."
"And what could it be?" Celestia asks.
"That I have to figure it out a way so none of the four of them know I'm dating the other behind their backs!" Discord responds in worry.
Ten minutes past nine at night.
A figure enters a condominium using the darkness to avoid being seen. That person was none other than Lyra Heartstrings, dressed like one of those spies from the classic black and white movies.
Turning her head several times to make sure she is not being followed, Lyra continues her journey. Climb the steps until reaching the fourth level where she stands in front of an apartment door. Then she gently hits six times.
"Yes?" A voice ask from the other side of the door. This is the signal to say the secret password.
"The eagle left the nest." Lyra says in lower voice.
"What?"
"The eagle left the nest." Lyra says the password again.
"Come again?"
"The eagle left the nest." Lyra repeats the password again, raising her voice a little.
... .... ....
"Huh?"
"THE EAGLE LEFT THE NEST!" Lyra Heartstrings yells the password in frustration.
"Lyra, you moron! I've told you a thousand times that the spy is in room 4D , not in 4E !!" Bon Bon answers angrily at the total misguidance of her friend.
1789, May 05th
Revolution!
The people have taken up arms fed up with the ineptitude and negligence of Royalty and Nobility!
With the support of the Clergy, men and women take to the streets of the capital destroying everything that represents the despotic regime that led the country to its ruin. They will not rest until the monarchy meets its end and form a new constitution that treats everyone equally!
At this time, a group of revolutionaries commanded by Shining Armor attack a regiment of royal soldiers sheltered in the barracks. The battle was won but there is still work to be done.
"My dear sister, take your party and support our comrades on the south side of the city. Send food and clothing to those in need; if you see any royalist troop or supporters to the Crown, shoot them like wild ducks."
"On my way, brother!"
Twilight Sparkle sets out with her loyal dog Spike and other revolutionary troops for the fight. At the same moment Mi Amore Cadenza and her people brings a prisoner with them.
"Shining, look who we found!"
Shining Armor turns around to see who this individual was about. "My, my! If it's our old good friend, Count Hoity Toity."
" Hmph ! You don't scare me, you riffraff!" Hoity exclaims arrogantly not caring about the situation he is in now.
"You really should be! Do you have any idea what we do to the people of your position?"
The prisoner arches one of his eyebrows without leaving aside his defiant gaze. Is this guy hinting that he was going to be lynched like any common thief? Never!
"Look, I am not stupid to know what you are up to and I tell you that it won't happen. I'm a nobleman, born in the aristocracy and I prefer to die as such. Therefore, I demand you to give me the same treatment you gave the king!"
A commendable attitude on the part of the count, however no one speaks about it.
"Actually we were going to release you like the rest, but if you want us to treat you like the king then so be it. To the guillotine !!!"
The revolutionaries take Hoity Toity away for execution as the aristocrat screams in horror and regretting his decision.
Author's Note
And that's how the Prench Revolution began! You already know the rest of the story.
I need to apologize for not including any notes at the bottom, for some reason I forget about it. Anyways, enjoy this chapter as one more chap is left to finish this story. Also, if you want to comment something about historical accurance be free to do it.
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The Main Event!
Fluttershy makes her debut on the mixed martial arts circuit after months of arduous training with Rainbow Dash, and tonight she would prove her worth against her first opponent inside the octagon.
Before the clash begins, Rainbow Dash gives her friend the last indications.
"... remember: for nothing in the world let her grab you with any lock, neither let her deliver the first strike. Make her lower the guard and in the moment she gets exposed knock her down with the falconish kick I taught you. Got it?"
"Um… yes. I only have one question." Fluttershy says.
"Now? The match is about to start!"
"Just this question, please." The shy girl pleads. Rainbow Dash is annoyed but decides to give in and answer Fluttershy's question.
"Fine, what is it about?"
"What are the chances I'm going to win this match?" Fluttershy asks looking at the paramedic team and the ambulance parked near the combat arena as an attendant tests the operation of the defibrillator machine on a mannequin.
The Flim Flam Brothers set out into the woods in a journey that involves profiting from bear skins. Both simblings covered quite a bit of ground on hikes, but were unlucky since there weren't bears - or any other living creatures - around.
"Hey Flam, I'm tired. Can we stop for today?"
"Of course not! I remind you they would pay us two thousand dollars for each bearskin we bring, and we aren't going to rest until we have the fur of one of those things!"
"I know bro, I know. But it's getting dark, my feet hurts, and I really need a break!"
Flam realizes his younger brother is telling the truth for the position of the sun that sets behind the mountain. Maybe a little rest would suit them.
"Very well then. We'll camp on this hill and resume our search early tomorrow morning."
"Excellent! I've already set up the tent."
After settling down, both brothers light a fire and eat before going to sleep. Early in the morning, Flim gets up first to make some coffee before starting the day. However, he rushes back into the tent shaking his brother.
"Flam! Flam! Quick, you have to see this!"
"... Huh?… What is it?"
"I can't tell you! You must see for yourself!"
Heavil, Flam abandons the sleeping bag and goes out to see what was that 'important' thing for Flim to cut off his sleep. The eldest brothers is stunned to find more than a hundred bears surrounding the camping tent.
"We did it brother, finally we are rich !!!" Flim exclaims jumping of joy despite the presence of the hungry plantigrades.
"Hello Photo Finish!"
"Ahh, Mistery Mint. Time no see, how are you doing?"
"Awful!" Says Photo Finish's partner sadly. "Do you remember the beautiful purse you gave me for my birthday?"
"Of course I remember it, a magnificent purchase. Why the question?"
"Well… it was stolen from me a month ago!!"
"That's horrible! I'm very sorry it happened to you, but I warned you."
"You warn me? When?" Mistery Mint asks.
"The same day as your birthday. I told you the purse is the kind that is taken away this summer." Photo Finish responds with a mischievous smile.
Inside the operating room of a hospital, a group of doctors are operating on a patient. Several hours passed and surgeons worked non-stop to save the individual's life.
The procedure was difficult although they finally concluded the surgery. At that moment Adagio Dazzle rushes in dressed with her surgeon outfit.
"Good afternoon everyone! Sorry for the delay, I had to sort out an issue at home before heading to the hospital."
"Don't worry colleague, we had finished operating on the patient anyway. The heart transplant turned out to be a success!" One of the surgeons assures her.
"But what nonsense are you talking about? I have the patient's heart right here !" Adagio exclaims holding the still beating organ with her left hand.
Art class time at Canterlot High School. The students keep busy with their pictures, but none are as absorbed or focused like Valhallen.
Quickly switch from brush to brush after use. Gives light and precise strokes using watercolor pencils to bring out the finest details. If Valhallen sees something missing, he combines the paints either on your tablet or on his forearm to create new shades of colors.
Those close to him put down their own paintings to watch the teen paint. Soon the entire class surrounds Valhallen in awe of the dedication he gives to his work.
Then Valhallen stops. Set aside all the supplies by wiping his paint-stained face with a tissue. The work is complete and ready for public display.
"I paint what I see!" The young man with thick hair proudly says his painting, which is the orange streaks that always cover his eyes.
"… Ngh!… No!… Go!…. Stay away!…. Stay away!!! "
Lemon Zest mutters desperately, despite being asleep, rolling over on her bed. She was having a nightmare.
She runs for her life through the streets of a city, as a gorilla is hunting her. Despite her efforts, Lemon fails to outrun the raging primate, then the beast reaches her out with its huge hands and brings Lemon Zest into its jaws to engulf her. The lemon haired girl wakes up sweating with fear at dawn and chooses to stay awake in order to avoid relive the horrible experience.
The next morning
"… And you say this happens frequently?"
"Yes. For weeks." Lemon replies heavily. "I can't eat my food, I'm getting distracted in class and I'm afraid of falling asleep. I'm going to go nuts at this rate!!"
"It would be nice to call the mustachioed plumber to take care of the matter, right girls?" Indigo Zap says though her comment earns reproachful looks from her Shadowbolts friends.
"It's just a joke! Of course I'm worried for Lemon."
"Thanks for the support Indigo, but that doesn't solve my problem…"
"Wait, maybe this will help you." Sour Sweet reaches inside her backpack and pulls out a card. "Here. It's the number for a therapist."
"And it's good?" Lemon Zest asks taking the card.
"Yes. I heard he's an expert." Sour Sweet responds. Still the girl of the pink headphones has doubts about it.
"… I don't know, what if this guy can't help me?"
"It's worth a try. If you allow this nightmare to continue, it will not only affect your academic performance but your emotional and mental state. We insist that you see this specialist as soon as possible." Suggest Sugarcoat.
Lemon Zest thinks it through before making a decision; grabs her cell phone and contacts the therapist to book an appointment. A week has passed since then, Lemon Zest returns to class with a renewed face and with the enthusiasm that characterizes her.
"Hello girls! How was the weekend?"
"Excellent as always. And I can tell you are in a better mood, that means the therapy did work." Comment Sunny Flare.
"That's right. Lemon Zest is back in the game!!"
The Shadowbolts celebrate their friend's recovery by raising their fists in the air.
"And did you stop seeing the monkey?" Indigo asks
"On the contrary. It tries to catch me me in my dreams."
An air of disappointment is soon felt within the group. If Lemon Zest is supposed to be relieved already, how is she still having the same nightmare? Worse still, she seems to be satisfied with it!
" That therapist is a fraud! He didn't solve your problem if you keep seeing that stupid gorilla! "
"Hold it right there Sour Sweet, I never said the therapy was a failure. I said 'it tries to catch me'." Clarifies Lemon Zest.
"Could you be more specific, please." Sugarcoat applies because she's confused by now.
"What I mean is that it wants to catch me up but he'll never make it, because now I'm driving a car while the gorilla is chasing me on its bike!"
Author's Note
I know, it's not the perfect solution for Lemon's problem but in the bright side she's having fun.
And with this chapter I put a end to another set of random moments with the Equestria Girls. I'm grateful for the watchings and faves on this fourth installement, if this continues or ot it will be a decission of my own. Until then, I wish you a nice day and a nice dream.
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Apple Bloom invites her classmate, Tender Taps, to lunch at her house as the boy gladly accepts. Back at the Appple's house, the pre-teen helps Granny Smith prepare lunch when she hears a commotion coming from the living room.
Apple Bloom goes to see what is it about only to find Big Mactintosh chasing Tender Taps while holding a bottle of wine like a wooden club. She returns then to the kitchen looking her grandmother for an answer.
"Granny Smith, what is Big Mac doing with that bottle?"
"Don't pay any attention to him sugarcube, your brother has the habit of taking that thing out in case for a 'special situation'." Granny Smith says, she would later take it upon herself to scold her grandson for mistaking Apple Bloom's friends with potential boyfriends.
A party was taking place at a house in the neighborhood. Guests laughing, drinking, goofing around and dancing wildly to the owner's modern sound equipment turned up to full volume.
The bell rings and a young adult woman answers the call. When she opens the door meets up with a sleepy Trixie Lulamoon dressed in night clothes carrying with her a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire on top.
"Can I help you?" Asks the woman.
"Yeah. Trixie just wants to say that's the 'sweetest' melody I've ever heard. May I know where it comes from please?"
The Diamond Dogs go on a trip to the savannah in the company of Dumb-Bell, Hoops and Score for reasons of destiny; having to tolerate each other throughout the journey. After traveling several kilometers of beautiful scenery, the boys decide to take a break. Dumb-Bell's group builds a bonfire while the Diamond Dogs climb to the top of a tree.
Then Score comes up with an idea to kill time and mock his teammates.
"Hey dogs! Do you mind if we ask you a question to see how much you know?"
"Go ahead, we have the answer for everything." Fido assures by settling on a thick branch.
Dumb-Bell makes the question. "What is the animal that approaches the human being?"
"Easy. The Lycaon !" Spot responds. The answer causes Dumb-Bell and his friends to burst out laughing.
"I knew you were a bunch of brutes! It's the Chimpanzee, you slimy!" Hoops taunts the Diamond Dogs.
"Really? Because there is a pack of lycaons approaching you from behind." Rover points out the group of hungry african wild dogs that was about to pounce on Dumb-Bell and company.
Aria Blaze works at the city bank as a window clerk in another regular day. Suddenly a thief enters with gun in hand plus a sack. The criminal points his gun at Aria's face and forces her to open the safe where the money was kept.
Without any other choice, the girl in pigtails opens the safe and places the bundles of bills into the criminal's sack. After she finished filling the cloth bag, the thief turns and flees.
Aria realizes the criminal didn't take all the money because some bundles were left intact. So she takes that money, puts it in her pockets and goes out in pursuit of the thief.
" … Ladies and gentlement, due to an engine failure it is suggested to leave the plane as soon as possible....
... Please, take your parachutes and oxygen masks located in your seats to leave in order ... "
At the end of the flight attendant's announcement, all the passengers begin to jump out of the plane followed by the crew and the captain. Once at a certain height, each person opens their parachutes while some of them put on their oxygen masks.
One of the passengers watches carefully how the plane's turbines are covered by tongues of fire as the transport takes a nosedive.
"Oh, a terrible day without any doubt." The gentleman exclaims with sorrow. Changing the view presence from above contemplates how a gas station explodes. The reasons were unknown to him, but he couldn't deny it was a horrifying scene to witness.
"Ultimately, this has been a very regrettable day." The gentleman exclaims again.
Then, something is thrown into the air like a projectile very close to him. The man believes its an object, but as said figure was approaching closer he realizes that it is a girl - who happens to be Sour Sweet - covered in ashes.
"Poor girl! You must be a victim of that horrible explosion at the gas station, right?"
" No, what gives ! The thing is I forgot my cell phone on the plane and I'm going to pick it up. See ya !" Sour Sweet responds sarcastically before wandering off into the clouds.
"Hey Twilight, why are we going to the Natural History Museum?" Spike asks.
"Because you can't stay indoors all day watching television and posting videos; also, you need to cultivate your mind."
"Okay, but first buy me something to eat."
Thus the teenage girl with glasses and her pet enter the museum to contemplate and learn about the hundreds of fossil animal as well plant remains that once populated planet Earth. They are currently in the Dinosaur Section, stopping in front of the skeleton of a medium-sized apatosaurus.
"Look Spike, this subspecies of apatosaurus inhabited swampy areas and fed exclusively on insects and tree bark." Twilight reads the dinosaur informational text aloud. Very interesting.
"Wow! Poor guy, no wonder he ended up like this." Spike comments thinking the sauropod's diet led to its extinction.
Applejack was in the middle of rebuilding the barn when Rarity and Fluttershy comes to visit.
"Good morning, Applejack!" The fashionista greets Applejack.
"Morning girls! What brings you here?"
"Rarity and I wanted to invite you to the speech of one of the candidates running for mayor." Fluttershy says handing Applejack a newsletter of the event to be held, although the blonde doesn't seem to be enthusiastic about the proposal.
"I don't know girls, you know what I think of politicians: much ado about nothing. But if you want me to join you, then I will gladly go."
"That's the spirit darling!"
"Yay."
Applejack hurries to finish her chores, take a shower, change clothes, and join her friends. Arriving at the place the three teenagers are surprised by the huge crowd gathered around the podium where the mayoral candidate gave his speech, someone by the name of Ahuitzotl if they remember correctly. Apparently he was the favorite to win in these elections.
"... and as I said before, there has been a lot of talk about honesty and nothing more than honesty these days. Well, I tell you not to wait any longer: for I am Honesty! "
The audience explodes with applause chanting the name of Ahuitzotl, he really knew how to win the charisma of the people. For his next act Ahuitzotl unbuttons his elegant jacket revealing its interior.
"In these pockets never entered any money that has not been product of the honest way..."
"Sure, because the jacket is new, you buzzard!" Applejack accusingly points Ahuitzotl's jacket, and she knows why for she saw him leaving Carrousel Boutique with said garment yesterday .
