My Little Cho'Gath: Friendship is Delicious

by Purgatory

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Crossover
Length: 15938

A void creature known as Cho'Gath is sent to Equestria

Cho'Gath is a terrible creature from a place known as the Void, during battle training at Summoner's Rift, however, he and his raiding party are ambushed and after a mix of devastating spells, Cho'Gath finds himself in a world of beautiful sunshine and pastel colored ponies that can talk. He absolutely hates this new land and would be content on destroying the powerful sun that shines there everyday. For now, he has to cope living with these strange ponies. While fighting the apparent Chaos that has followed his sudden appearance in Equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-28 20:16:22 UTC

Crocodiles are Delicious

       Morgana was slinking through the grass during battle training, preparing a spell as a captured minion walked into view, but before she could do anything else a large creature jumped on the minion and literally ate his face off. Morgana sighed as her kill was stolen once again by her companion. "Cho'Gath, you should really consider things before you jump on something and eat it." Morgana walked up to the minion, who was screaming in pain as it slowly bled to death. She looked at Cho'Gath, who was just slurping up the remnants of the poor minion's face. slurp The creature known as Cho'Gath looked around and spotted Morgana.

"I was getting hungry." Morgana raised her palm to her forehead, and Cho'Gath surveyed the area wondering if there was anymore food in the proximity. Morgana took another second to look over Cho'Gath. His legs seemed fine, the spike like appendages sprouting from his back were alright and waving in the wind. His face still bear the long scar from the incident. It had happened about a year or two ago, when Morgana had been chasing Lux, an enemy Champion, she had fallen into a river and was stumbling around. Morgana looked at her with pity, noting the terror in Lux's eyes. She loved seeing that. Terror, pain, misery, but most of all, sadness. She looked down on Lux, who had fallen after being snared by one of Morgana's spells. Just as she closed in for the kill, she smelled blood. A lot of blood to be exact, and that was when she realized the pain in her back. She spun around and saw that another Champion, a large crocodile with an even larger semi-circle blade and glowing red eyes. It stood on two legs and had an immense jaw that looked as if it could snap her in half. She recognized the crocodile instantly as Renekton. It spoke in a harsh voice.

     "Lux, go back to base for a heal, I'll deal with her." Lux nodded, and she teleported away, leaving Morgana to her fate with Renekton. He closed in and pushed her onto the ground, and a shot of pain flew up her back. Morgana wondered if this was truly death, if she would be killed by Renekton. The one she had always been able to avoid. Morgana started to slowly crawl backwards and for once, she felt fear. Renekton walked up to her and spoke again, "Your head will be a good piece to show to the rest of my team." He walked closer and raised his blade. A green fluid dripped onto his long jaw. He lowered his weapon and swiped a little of the liquid on his finger and smelled it. He recoiled in disgust, and then the green fluid was coming down on him in a small drizzle. The crocodile reluctantly looked up, and the last thing he saw was a pair of glowing green eyes staring down and then the pain as teeth cut into his rib cage. Morgana looked up and saw a large creature looming over her, chewing on the body of the crocodile that had almost ended her life.

      It swallowed the rest whole, and she swore that it grew a few inches. It finished and looked down at her with penetrating eyes, that seemed to stare into her soul. It was the first to break the silence. Although what it said wasn't exactly something that would put fear in Morgana's heart, "Om Nom NOM  NOM NOM!!!" She giggled slightly at the creature, as the rest of her fear vanished quickly. It moved closer to her and held out a claw, as if to help her up. She grabbed it and the creature pulled her up, and almost off the ground. When she was back on solid ground, she groaned as the pain in her back grew. She looked toward the sky, as if expecting something to happen.

     "Summoner, I could use some help here!" As she finished the sentence, a green glow enveloped her and everything in a small radius, and the gash on her back sealed up and stopped bleeding. "That is a lot better." Morgana stretched a little and then looked up at the creature, holding out her hand. "Morgana, what be you name, creature?" The beast looked down and shook her hand with his claw, and responded.

    "I am known as Cho'Gath in the Void." Morgana thought that over for a second, thinking that she had heard about someplace called the Void before. She would ask him later, after destroying the enemy's Nexus. A beam of light burst through the air, cutting Cho'Gath on his mouth, and Morgana's dream evaporated. She was standing in the grotto alone, "Cho'Gath must have left for the Nexus" Morgana thought to herself for a little bit. Suddenly, she heard a large explosion, which signified that they had destroyed the enemy Nexus and won. She ran toward the sound and saw that it was not the Nexus that had exploded.

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        Cho'Gath stood, facing the woman who had just attacked his friend, Rengar. He recognized her as the Light Knight, Lux. A small team of four fallowed Lux out of the forest as the beam of light had exploded at Rengar's feet, sending him flying through the air. Cho'Gath snarled and ran after Lux, who was distracted by Rengar at the moment. He barreled into her and they both fell onto the ground as they engaged a brawl, in which Cho'Gath had the upper hand. Or spikes that is. He pulled back one of his spike appendages and stuck it into her shoulder, which started spouting blood on impact. Standing up, he lifted Lux up and dug the second spike into her torso. She grabbed the on in her chest and started crying from the pain. Blood leaked through her armor and she dropped her staff. Pulling out the one in Lux's shoulder, Cho'Gath threw her aside and ran up to one of her allies, Nautilus, who looked like a giant machine with glowing orange eyes. He noticed Cho'Gath coming and threw out his hand in a punch, Cho'Gath quickly ducked and stomped the ground. Nautilus was thrown into the air and spikes sprouted from the ground where he once stood. He fell onto the spikes, and stopped moving. Confident with the kill, Cho'Gath turned back to Lux, who was  picking her staff back up. She raised it at Cho'Gath and a rainbow colored ball slammed into his chest, stunning him for a moment. As he prepared to charge after her again, he was thrown onto the ground by a a familiar looking Knight enveloped in light. Leona of the sun, Cho'Gath's worst enemy. Leona brought the sword down on Cho'Gath and he swung up his tail to deflect the blow. clang Sparks flew as the sword connected with Cho'Gath's tail, he lifted up and swiped with it. The diamond shape on the end of his tail cut Leona's cheek.

      She stumbled backwards and looked up. Cho'Gath stood before her, drooling over a meal too long delayed. As he closed in for the kill a pillar rose from the ground between him and Leona. It started dripping ooze that slowed Cho'Gath's movement. As he slowly progress through the muck, the rest of his team showed up. First Morgana, Next Graves, then one of his best friends, Kog'Maw. Morgana helped Rengar up and he walked up to Lux, who was squirming on the ground from the pain. He reached down and picked her up by the throat. The rest of Lux's team took an offensive position. They out from their hiding positions. Cho'Gath recognized them, first was Leona, next was Ryze, and finally Trundle. Ryze and Trundle took in the scene before them. Nautilus lay dead and Lux was in the hands of the enemy. Not good. Cho'Gath walked over to Rengar, and took Lux out of his hands. She stared into his eyes, and she was nearing her final breath. Cho'Gath never lets food spoil. He threw her up into the air and chomped down, blood trickled down his face as the headless body of Lux hit the ground. thud The enemy team's morale was crushed. There was only three of them left, and all five of Cho'Gath's team were present. In a desperate attempt to run, Ryze started casting a prototype spell he had read from the large scroll on his back. Morgana saw him casting and readied her most powerful spell, she was going to send him into the Void. Ryze fired his spell at the now charging Cho'Gath, and Morgana fired at Ryze. Cho'Gath jumped on top of Ryze, throwing him to the ground. Both spells hit Cho'Gath and he felt his organs bubble. He bit at Ryze and ended up tearing off the scroll on his back. Ryze stared at what was left of the scroll, a bubble of magical energy started expanding from it, and Cho'Gath blacked out. The last thing he remembered was Ryze yelling at him.

"You're Doomed!"

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            Twilight Sparkle stared out the window of her library. It had been a slow day. It was nighttime now and Luna had just brought out the moon. Twilight looked up into the night sky, and the stars looked off. "That's odd." Twilight studied the stars a little bit more, but the more she looked at them, the more her eyes seemed to hurt. That is when she realized they were in a certain pattern. When she looked at them from an angle they showed a large beast standing next to a portal. Why would Luna make the stars take that pattern? It was a very curious ordeal. Spike sat sleeping next to her bed, and he started to stir. burp Spike sat up and looked down at the scroll in his lap. 'Twilight must not have noticed.' Spike thought to himself before opening the scroll.

        Dear Twilight Sparkle,

     It has come to my attention that there is a disturbance in the Everfree forest, near the old castle where you defeated Nightmare Moon. I wish for you to gather you friends and search the area for anything suspicious. Careful, the magical energy emitting from there shows high risk and the situation must be handled carefully. If anything goes wrong you are to report back to me immediately.

        Your Faithful Teacher,

        Princess Celestia

    Spike looked the scroll over and over. Finally he stood up, walked up to Twilight, and poked her in the side. "Twilight, the Princess sent a letter to you." Twilight looked down and took the scroll in her magic, quickly read over it, and put it down on the nightstand nearby.

   "Well I'll go gather the girls then. While I'm gone you take charge, Spike." Spike just shrugged and walked back over to his bed, content on going back to sleep. Twilight packed her saddlebag with a few books on magical energy and walked out the door. After she had gotten all the Elements of Harmony together, they headed into the Everfree.

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    Cho'Gath had that sinking feeling as he fell through the portal. He observed everything he saw inside the portal, and it looked like his home. The Void. Although he didn't stop there, the portal threw him through a different dimension. He sped through and felt like he was being crushed, if he didn't get out soon he would be Cho'Gath soup. Just then, he saw a light ahead. He ran toward it, and it led out a stone castle of some sort. Cho'Gath looked around for his friends, which he could not find. His stomach growled at him, telling him that he required a meal soon. He observed the place he was now in. Stone walls, wooden doors, and about four inches of dust on everything. Cho'Gath looked out a window and saw that it was nighttime. He suddenly felt his fatigue run out and he collapsed on the stone floor. He shut his eyes and went to sleep. When he woke up, the smell of food was caught on his nose. He walked up to what looked like the entrance, and broke the door open, he saw some odd looking creature that looked like the mix between a lion, a scorpion, and a bat. The only thing he noticed after that was all the blood that leaked from its body when he took a bite out of his head. Part of its brain fell out of the creatures head, and hit the ground. splut Cho'Gath enjoyed the juicy meal, and looked around. He was in a small clearing in front of the castle. Trees were all around, making a canopy over the entrance, and then stopping at a clearing where Cho'Gath saw what looked like a broken rope bridge. Looking past the bridge, he saw a rapid river that seemed to stretch through most of the forest. For now it looked as if he were trapped at this castle, since the trees around the castle were very close together. 'I would have to eat a million minions to grow big enough to clear the trees.' Cho'Gath thought to himself. He then heard something like hooves hitting the ground. Instinct taking over, he jumped into a nearby bush. He poked part of his head out and was bewildered by what he saw.

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      Twilight ran ahead of the others as they neared the remains of the old castle. The sea serpent from the river had been happy to talk to Rarity again, and lowered the river for them to walk across. Now stood the problem of getting across the ravine that was in front of the castle. She saw the remains of the old bridge that Rainbow Dash had held up for the five other ponies. Twilight heard Fluttershy cry out, as if in shock. She looked toward Fluttershy and followed her eyes. Across the gorge lay a dead manticore, half of its brain lay on the ground while part of its head had been chewed off by something. When Pinkie Pie saw it her mane fell down and went straight, Fluttershy fainted, Applejack pulled down her hat, Twilight just looked at it in disgust, Rarity screamed, and Rainbow Dash tried to hold her composer but puked into a nearby bush. Applejack was the first to speak up, "That is just disgustin'." Twilight focus on the bridge again, trying to push the picture of the manticore from her mind.

    "Ok girls, to get over the ravine, Rarity and I will hold up the bridge with our magic while everypony crosses." Twilight addressed her friends in a serious voice, and after talking to Rainbow Dash about carrying Fluttershy over, Twilight and Rarity raised the bridge. Pinkie and Applejack walked over it, followed by Rainbow Dash who was carrying Fluttershy, and then Twilight walked across the bridge followed by Rarity. When they got to the other side, Twilight and Rarity just let the bridge drop. Twilight walked up to the manticore for closer inspection, it smell horrid. She wondered why kind of creature they were dealing with, and if it had been smart for the princess to send the girls out here.  She shook her head, it wasn't right to doubt the princess. She had sent the six out here for a reason. Twilight looked up and saw the door had been smashed open, from the inside. Pieces of wood lay nearby and some of the stones had fallen from the arch of the doorway. Whatever they were dealing with was really big. The team started to observe things, and Fluttershy woke up. She looked around, avoiding a look at the manticore, and started to search the area. She saw a nearby bush rustle and, thinking it was a rabbit or a squirrel, walked up to it. She looked at the bush, and noticed something with red skin in it. Before she could part the bushes, she felt something sticky in her mane. Pulling up a hoof, she wiped some off and looked at it. It was a green goo of some kind. In a few seconds her mane was a green sticky mess. She looked up and say two glowing green eyes staring down. The creature addressed her with a name that she didn't want to be called, "Food!"

I Do Not Live Under A Bed

        Fluttershy trembled at the creature that had just called her food. She had never thought she would be in a situation like this, so she just didn't say anything, and just started to back away. Cho'Gath threw a claw down at her, which missed when she started backing away. The rumble of the ground brought the attention of Fluttershy's friends to the bush Fluttershy was at. Cho'Gath looked up and took notice to the other creatures in the clearing. "They travel in herds?" Cho'Gath said, a little too loud.

That thing can talk!" Rainbow Dash was the first to respond. Fluttershy turned around and ran in the other direction. Cho'Gath became irritated and ran out of the bush. When Twilight got a good look of him, her coat turned paler than Rarity's. From what she saw, there was a giant bipedal demon staring her friend down, drooling. This was bad. The creature screamed and the ponies stopped and stood completely still. Cho'Gath saw a buffet in front of him. A trembling, scared buffet.

Cho'Gath looked over the creatures in front of him, apparently they spoke his language, and they were all different colors. One of the ponies looked like a full spectrum of colors, looking at that one's mane hurt Cho'Gath's eyes. He walked right up to the yellow one that had walked up to him. He opened his mouth and exhaled, sending a horrid smell into the poor pony's face and the others behind her. A white one in the back with a horn and a dark velvet mane spoke up, "You really must getting something to clean out your mouth, darling. And the texture on your skin is terrible, you could really use a suit." The lavender one with that also had a horn glared at the one who spoke, and she shut up. Cho'Gath wondered if each of them had a different taste that followed their colors. He bit off part of the yellow one's mane, wondering if it tasted like pink meat, this was not a smart decision. It tasted like normal hair and he threw it back up after ingesting it. The yellow pony stared down at the part of her mane which lay in a mass of guts, gore, and throw up. The white one almost threw up herself. After about a minute of awkward silence, the blue one charged him.

You wont touch my friends!" It yelled, ramming itself into Cho'Gath's chest. It didn't even make him stumble, and the blue pony fell onto her flank rubbing her head. "Ow, that is some tough skin you got there."

"I think it's hungry." The lavender unicorn had spoken again and the part seemed to come back to recover from shock.

"It bit...off my mane..." The yellow one was sobbing near the puddle in which the rest of the mane lay.

"Wha'da we do?" he tan one said, staring at Cho'Gath. All the eyes on Cho'Gath made him feel nervous, their eyes weren't even filled with fear like usual. Their eyes just looked confused, and he could tell the lavender one was thinking to herself.

"Ok girls, time to take this...thing to Princess Celestia. I'm pretty sure she'll want to see this." The lavender one with the horn said, her horn glowed and Cho'Gath felt as if he were flying. He looked around to see that he was enveloped in the strange purple glow as the pony's horn. Cho'Gath started to flail violently, he had no idea if the magic was going to kill him slowly or quickly. It didn't really matter to him, he would just respawn back at the main base. Cho'Gath wondered how his team was doing without him. 'They're probably doing fine...I think' Cho'Gath thought to himself while he was carried away from the castle by the curious unicorn, followed by the other ponies. Together, they all headed off into the woods.

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"Rengar!" Morgana yelled over the sound of distant explosions and minion's screams. Rengar had just been jumped on by several enemy minions. The entire training session had gone to hell when Cho'Gath disappeared and Ryze with him. The good thing, there were only two enemy champions left. The bad thing, they were the two strongest of the enemy team. They were certainly giving Morgana and her team a hard time. Kog'Maw had been badly injured during the fight and was lying in the bushes, porting back to base. Morgana leaned back against the wall that she was sitting against, blood trickled down from her kidney where Leona had landed a fine cut. The wound wasn't fatal, but the pain kept Morgana from standing up. She turned the corner again and readied a spell. When she turned she was staring at light and shiny leggings. She looked up and met Leona's eyes. She raised the sword, but before she could strike Morgana, a bullet lodged itself into her shoulder as Graves stepped out of the grass. "C'mon Morgana! Get up!" Graves ran up to Morgana, grabbed her hand, and started running the other way as Leona tried to regain her composure.

"Trundle! Get over here!" Leona yelled at the troll who was fighting with Rengar. A group of minions ran up to Rengar and tripped him. Trundle ran over to Leona who pointed towards Graves. Trundle whacked the ground and a pillar covered in slimy goo rose from the grass, and Graves slipped in the muck. As Leona closed the distance, Morgana wondered if Cho'Gath was having a better time than she.

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Cho'Gath was having a terrible day, he had been carried through a town, chained, thrown into the back of some mechanical contraption, and was now off to someplace called Canterlot to meet the princess. The sun was out and shining and through the windows of the small caboose Cho'Gath was mumbling to himself about which pony to eat first when they unchained him.

"If they unchain me." Cho'Gath told himself. He heard the sound of hoofsteps and the door opened. He brought up his gaze to see a tan pony wearing some cowboy hat. She had what looked like a tribal mark on her flank that looked like three apples. Cho'Gath wondered if the pony tasted like apples, if so, he wouldn't be eating her. He needed meat to live, and he hadn't found much of that other than the beast he ate this morning. Which he found out was called a manticore. He was brought back to reality when the pony spoke.

"Now what were y'all attacking Fluttershy like that?" Cho'Gath sensed the anger in her voice. He stay silent for a little bit, avoiding talking to the pony. He hoped that if he stay quiet she would leave. He was disappointed when she just asked another question, "Do you even speak Equestrian, or is food the only word you know?" The creature seemed irritated now and being silent didn't seem to help.

"I can speak your language, and the reason I attacked your friend is because she is food. A lower grade of species just designed to feed the larger beasts of this world." Cho'Gath told the tan pony, who just glared daggers at him.

"She isn't food, and last time I checked, you aren't from around here." She studied him up and down and he shifted when she got closer to him. "What are you anyway?" She looked up at his spikes, which were also chained against the wall. She shuddered, thinking about how much damage such a thing could do.

"I am the Terror of the Void." Cho'Gath said, looking at her with an equally sharp dagger-stare.

"That's yer name? Don'tcha have any shorter names?" She raised a brow, waiting for his answer.

"I do, but you creatures will not have the pleasure of calling me by my real name. Only the people I know and those in my raiding party know my real name." The tan pony glared at him again, and he scooted back as much as the chains would allow. For all he new, this "Princess" had the power to dissect him with her magic from what he had heard about her power. It was silly, the Terror of the Void afraid of the princess of a bunch of ponies. Cho'Gath laughed at himself as the tan pony left. He saw the sun setting out the window and felt sleep taking him.

"Ah. Another new face around Equestria! Eh...and what an ugly one at that!" Cho'Gath stood up, surrounded in darkness. The voice had come from somewhere in front of him. "You look like something a foal would find under their bed!" The voice echoed through the dream. Cho'Gath was getting frustrated.

"I do not live under a bed, Fool! Who are you? Show yourself!" Cho'Gath felt stupid, yelling into the darkness. He was just about to lose interest when some odd looking creature walked out of the darkness toward him. It walked on two legs. One was scaly and green that ended in two sharp claws, the other was a horse leg that ended in a hoof. Its tail was that of a sea serpent's, its body was partially pony, and very long. On its head were two horns, one a deer horn and the other was unrecognizable to Cho'Gath. It had a single fang jutting out of its closed mouth and one arm was a lion's paw while the other was a bird's arm. It had two wings, one a regular feathered wing, while it also sported a bat wing. Cho'Gath thought it looked like a child had made a coloring book character with his feet.

"My name is Discord, I am the God of Chaos here in Equestria. Which is where you are now, if you didn't already now that." Cho'Gath stared at Discord and then turned around, uninterested. "I have a proposition for you, Cho'Gath." Cho'Gath spun around at the mention of his name, and wondered how this creature knew. Discord spoke, as if reading Cho'Gath's mind, "I will send you back to your world, If you set me free." Cho'Gath looked him dead in the eye.

"You will send me back to Morgana?" Cho'Gath had become worried about his friend, since Morgana had the ability to send mental messages to him. And yet, he hadn't received anything.

"Oh yes, and I can make sure you don't go hungry before then." Discord looked at Cho'Gath, a smug grin on his face. He looked into Cho'Gath's eyes, as if looking into his very soul. "You do want to go home, don't you?"

"I am in chains, how will I escape?"

"That is your problem, I just need you to get to the gardens and release me. Then poof, you'll be back home."

"Very well, creature. I will find the gardens and release you if you send me back to Summoner's Rift." Discord shook Cho'Gath's claw, and his dream started to dissipate. Morning past by quickly, and Cho'Gath was taken through the town known as Canterlot. He drew many stares and fearful glances. Not a single pony ignored Cho'Gath, they all gawked and stared astounded. Cho'Gath still had his chains one, and a guard held each chain. The six ponies he had met before stood in front of him, walking them toward a castle. When they reached the main gate, the Lavender one said something to the guard at the gate and he let them in. They stopped in what looked like a throne room, and sitting the throne was a magnificent looking pony that was bigger than the others. Cho'Gath had seen the ponies with horns, and the ones with wings, but this one had both. He assumed that this was the "princess" the ponies had been talking about. The lavender pony walked up to the princess and gave her a hug.

"We came here after capturing the beast, Princess."

"Very good Twilight, you have done Equestria a good deed." The Princess looked over Cho'Gath, and everywhere she looked Cho'Gath felt as if the sun was burning the very spot. The little picture she had on her flank was a sun. 'How creative.' Cho'Gath thought to himself. "What brings you to our fair land of Equestria?" The Princess asked him, and he snapped back to reality.

"Oh, I thought I might take a late night inter dimensional stroll." Cho'Gath snapped at The Princess. "I didn't exactly expect to be chained and pulled her by magic. Where I come from, that is a very hostile sign. I don't see why I shouldn't just eat all of you." The Princess whispered something into the lavender unicorn's ear, which he found out was named Twilight. Twilight stood up straight.

"Ahem, I apologize for the chains and excessive force, but we do not take kindly to people calling our friends food. Now please, we would like to ask you some questions. First, though, let's introduce ourselves." She pointed toward the tan one with the hat. "That's Applejack." Then, the pink one with the cotton-candy looking mane. "Pinkie Pie." Next, she pointed a hoof to the white one with the horn. "Rarity." Cho'Gath followed her point to the yellow one this time. "Fluttershy." She pointed to the spectrum maned one. "Rainbow Dash." Finally, she bowed. "And I'm Twilight Sparkle."

"Yes yes, nice intro, now unchain me before I get too hungry." Cho'Gath was eying one of the nearby guards as if he were a chicken leg. The Princess raised a hoof and the guards unhooked the chains from the shackles around his body. Cho'Gath stretched all his limbs and craned his neck a bit. "Food, now." Twilight just seemed to notice how hungry the beast was.

"Right, sorry, do you eat lettuce or apples?" Cho'Gath laughed at her.

"I eat meat, Twilight. Fresh living meat. Much like your appetizing guards." He looked toward a guard in the back of the room and flicked his tongue, the guard stumbled over himself backing away.

"Oh, so no vegetables or fruit?"

"No, just meat. Fresh living meat. Now." Twilight wondered what they had to offer their guest. Before she could think of something, she saw Cho'Gath's eyes change to a deeper shade of green, then he charged a nearby guard. he bit down, ripping the frightened guard in half and allowing most of his organs to spill onto the marble floor. Guards in the background panicked and ran out the doors. Some nearby threw up. Twilight held a look of shock on her face. Cho'Gath just shook the dead body around, then chomped down sending bits of blood and gore everywhere. When he was done with the top half, he chomped at the rest on the ground, giving away to a satisfying sound. To Cho'Gath that is. splosh Everypony in the room other than the princess looked like they were going to barf.

"What?" Cho'Gath stared at them all with a confused look, bits of the guard hanging from his teeth. "Was it something I said?"

Cho'Gath Likes Cupcakes

Author's note: I put a Time-splitters three reference in this one, can anypony guess what it is? ________________________________________________________________________________

        Cho'Gath sat in the crystal cave below the castle. After he had eaten the guard, Celestia showed full rage and threw him in the old cavern. He walked around the small cell he sat in, admiring the darkness. The place didn't bother him, really. It was dark enough for him to feel at home and the crystals hummed which brought back fond memories.

Cho'Gath had been sneaking through the Twisted Treeline and saw some pirate lady sitting on a stump, carving something into a piece of wood. She hummed an odd song as he got closer. When he was right behind the woman, he roared which sent her sprawling onto the ground, staring in horror at Cho'Gath. He bit down on her leg, and threw her up into the air. He bit down again on her waist. She was pounding his head with her fists, which did nothing. Cho'Gath bit again, blood was freely flowing from various wounds were his teeth had sunken in. She was crying from the pain, and when he forced his teeth into her stomach her ribs broke under the pressure. Her organs slowly fell from her torso as the waist up of her body slumped to the ground. She was still half alive, her eyes open and crying while her mouth was agape. Her organs made a sickening sound as they fell to the grass, blood staining her clothes. Her liver was laying next to her, completely mangled and non-functional. Her lower intestine was wrapped around was of Cho'Gath's teeth.

As the life drained from her eyes Cho'Gath's tooth forced itself into her cranium, splitting it down the middle and allowing its contents to fall out with a wonderful splosh. Her brain was a mushy mess as part of it slid into Cho'Gath's open mouth. He allowed the blood to trickle down his chin as he savored his meal. He was brought back to reality when a guard showed up, and threw a pony into the cell with Cho'Gath. The pony was a bruised mess and he looked as if the entire royal guard had whaled on him with clubs. "You have been charged with four counts thievery and thirteen counts of resisting arrest." The guard told him,showing no emotion. Cho'Gath could only smile as the guard left, leaving the prisoner screaming for mercy. Cho'Gath crept up behind him and enjoyed another meal for the day. After finishing up, he realized he had grown too large for the cell and could easily break out. He was about to rip the door open when Princess Celestia walked up to the cell. She glared daggers at Cho'Gath.

"You ate one of my highest ranking royal guard. He had two foals that he cared for by himself, what have you to say for yourself?" Celestia addressed him, with a melancholy mood.

"Two more meals sounds delicious right about now, although they would be rather small." Cho'Gath smiled at his sick joke. The Princess only recoiled in disgust. Her left eye had started twitching and she looked about ready to impale Cho'Gath with that giant horn of hers. "And the guard could have tasted better without all that metal armor on. It really spoils the flavor of the blood." Cho'Gath licked his lips, and Celestia had a look that could have fired lasers more harmful than that of Lux's at full power. However, Cho'Gath stood his ground. He had never been easily intimidated, in fact, he didn't recall ever being intimidated by something.

"I have assigned you to be released to Ponyville. You will be under constant supervision of all six Elements of Harmony. If you eat anypony else I will have Fluttershy treat you like she would a rabid dragon, you are just another animal after all."

"I am not just an animal, Celestia, I am a full powered creature of pure destruction. There is nothing that you or these 'Elements of Harmony' can do that would hurt me." Cho'Gath sniffed the air and smelled smoke. He looked around but saw nothing on fire. He looked up and saw that the sun was gigantic through the small barred window. A small ray of sunlight was shining down on his head, almost burning a hole through it.

"AAAAAAH! THE SUNLIGHT! IT BURNS!"  Cho'Gath closed his eyes and flailed wildly around a little bit, and the pain subsided. He realized that his small tantrum had broken the bars of the cell around him. He stared at Celestia who just looked on with wide eyes. He opened his mouth. "I wonder what rainbows taste like?" Cho'Gath thought out loud, looking at Celestia with hunger in his eyes. She wondered if this creature could actually kill or harm her. It seemed from a different dimension entirely, so the universal laws might not pertain to it. This thought made Celestia's eyes become very small. She quickly teleported out of the cavern, leaving Cho'Gath to walk toward the way out to the awaiting Elements. When he emerged into the sunlight it was still very bright outside and he stumbled around a little more and tripped. He caught himself, but a terrible pain surged through him.

Cho'Gath had been hit by a lot of things, fire, lightning, frost, lasers, blades, guns, arrows, he had even witnessed death first hand a couple of times. But the pain he felt now was worse than any other kind of pain he had ever felt. He had just stubbed his claw.

He hopped around for a few minutes before realizing that the six ponies he had met earlier were watching him, giggling at his injury. He quickly became agitated, "Hey! It really hurts ok? Try having your claw stubbed against a giant rock..." Cho'Gath looked down and remembered that they had hooves and were naturally resistant to stubbing toes or claws. 'Lucky ponies.' He thought to himself. The lavender unicorn who was named Twilight stepped forward.

"C'mon, we're taking you to the village. We're gonna give you a small tour, and then we're gonna ask you some questions." She had a serious tone to her voice. Suddenly, a pink blur ran into him, somehow throwing him to the ground. The pink pony known as Pinkie Pie stood on top of his chest.

"And then we can throw a "Happy Imprisonment" party for you!" She sounded incredibly ecstatic about throwing a party, though the thought of being revealed to an entire town at a party didn't sound very worth it unless he got something to eat afterward.

"I will accompany you to this "party" if you feed me when we get there."

"Oh no, we are not just going to give you somepony to eat."

"Well then I wont be very useful as a rotting husk."

"We can make you go one way or another."

"And I could crush all your skulls in with my mouth if I wanted to. Feed me or else I'm not moving." Twilight sighed, she wasn't winning this argument. But it felt wrong to just give a pony to this creature to eat. She was lost in thought, and didn't realize that Cho'Gath was getting closer to her, mouth open, teeth showing.

"Twi! Look out!" Applejack yelled at Twilight, bringing her back to reality. Cho'Gath bit down hard, but Twilight had put up a barrier. He lost a few of his teeth, and rubbed his jaw.

"You are not going to make a snack out of me! Fluttershy, subdue him." Cho'Gath laughed, they couldn't possibly think that the little yellow pony could do anything to him. Fluttershy walked up to Cho'Gath Calmly, and when she was right up to him, he roared in her face. In mid roar, she started scratching his stomach. Cho'Gath felt the urge to fall over on his back. When he couldn't take it anymore, he fell over and his leg started shaking.

"Wow, Celestia was right, you are just like a normal animal." Rainbow Dash had broken the silence, watching Cho'Gath act like a dog. When Fluttershy stopped, he regained his composure.

"That never happened." Cho'Gath looked at all the ponies, who were suppressing giggles. "If you tell anyone else about this I will personally torture you for eternity in the Void." His face looked dead serious, and everypony stopped giggling. "Now, about the food."

"Like I said before, we are not going to give you ponies to eat. We are living, breathing, sentient creatures. I'm not just going to give you a proud citizen of Ponyville because you're hungry. Another pink blur and Pinkie Pie was holding a tray of chocolate cupcakes.

"Here try these!" Pinkie exclaimed, holding out the tray in front of Cho'Gath.

"Pinkie, he is a carnivore, they only eat meat." Twilight gave Pinkie a dull look. Cho'Gath grabbed one of the cupcakes, and ate it. His eyes glowed a darker green and he bit down, tearing the tray out of Pinkie's hand and giving her a nasty cut down the foreleg.

"Ow! You are definitely not getting anymore cupcakes!" Pinkie glared at Cho'Gath who looked almost content eating the chocolate frosted pastries.

"You will continue the supply of these brown food cakes or I'll will eat you instead." Cho'Gath gave Pinkie an equally intimidating look, and she backed away a few steps, a look of defeat in her eyes.

"You wouldn't...would you?"

"I would, and your flesh would be delicious. Your blood sploshing around as I rip out your still beating heart." Cho'Gath was standing at full height, towering about six feet higher than if Pinkie was standing on her hind legs. She looked up and let out a small "Eeep."

"Well I gotta go and make another four hundred batches of cupcakes. See ya!" Pinkie pie ran off, putting as much distance between herself and the gargantuan beast. Twilight Sparkle glared at Cho'Gath.

"Why'd you scare her like that?!"

"Intimidation is the only way I can make you ponies do anything." Cho'Gath had a smug grin on his face, admiring his triumph.

"Well Ah reckon we should get a move on toward Ponyville." The tan one known as Applejack spoke up, and the rest of the group, save Cho'Gath, nodded their heads.

"Ok girls, we will head out the side gate, through the garden, and arrive at the train at four thirty." Twilight was holding up a map. She pointed a hoof toward the royal gardens, and they started walking. Cho'Gath trailed behind them, standing much taller than them. They caught almost every stare, and a lot of the ponies the group of six walked by gasped, or fled in terror. This was all working out perfectly for Cho'Gath, they would take him to the gardens, he would release this Discord person, and then he would be home where Morgana would feed him roasted legs by throwing them down into his lair. He licked his lips, which drew the worried glance from the yellow one, Fluttershy.

They all entered the garden and started walking through the east side. Cho'Gath started to gradually slow down, the five ponies didn't notice, and he sneaked into a nearby bush. He was starting to wonder how stupid they were when he turned his head and saw  sign.

This way to Discord's statue.

Cho'Gath slammed a claw into his forehead. "They are that stupid." Cho'Gath whispered to himself. He followed the various signs that led him to a small opening surrounded by a semi-circle of green hedge. In the middle was a statue of the creature he saw in his dreams. He had to do something chaotic, yet, what would he do? He hadn't exactly thought this through. A feeling in his bladder decided what he would do for him. He walked up to the statue and relieved himself on the lower base of it. He looked up and saw the statue was moving, slowly at first, but then gradually gaining speed. After about three minutes of spinning, the creature from his dream stood on the soaked base of the statue.

"Ew, that was the chaotic thing you chose? That is weird even for something like you." Discord looked down at the base of the statue and floated down to the ground.

"Ok, we had a deal, send me back to Morgana." Cho'Gath was happy to be leaving this place.

"Hmm, no thanks." Discord floated above Cho'Gath's head. "I don't take orders from beasts like you, but come to think of it, there is still a way you can help me." A wicked smile crossed Discord's face, and he snapped. Cho'Gath felt so much built up rage explode from inside him. He grew until he could see over the low roofs of the houses. He spied the train, and then the six ponies. He charged, bellowing in rage. Everypony directed their eyes to the source of the raging scream. Pinkie Pie had somehow appeared at Applejack's side and all six of the elements directed their eyes and saw the giant creature rampaging their way.

"How the buck did that thing get so big!?" Rainbow yelled at her friends as they boarded the train. The conductor put on the power, and three other ponies helped him shovel coal into the engine to give it a bigger boost. The train quickly left the station and Cho'Gath ran onto the rails. He dropped down and allowed his claws and scythe appendages to become extra legs, carrying him farther along  the track at almost the same speed as the train. So many thoughts were going through his head, most were of blood, death, and destruction. Some of them were him seeing Morgana die repeatedly, and some were of him eating the six ponies. He enjoyed the latter. When he was close enough, one of the scythes struck down, and cut into the caboose of the train. A giant wrenching sound, a lurch, and the sound of breaking metal later, and the entire train was going off the rails.

Twilight looked out the window as a horrifying realization hit her. The rails were halfway into a mountain. The train was about to take a dive. "Brace yourselves everypony!" She screamed over the crowd of terrified gasps and crying as foals held onto their mothers and fathers, and vice-verse. The six elements were in the sleeping car, and they were tumbling around as the train broke into pieces and fell down the mountain. Twilight's head slammed into one of the beds and the last thing she saw was a pink cloud of cotton candy start raining down on the train wreck.

Accompanied Chaos

       Twilight sparkle looked up, it was hard to see through the misty chocolate rain. The fact that she had a concussion didn't help either. Last she remembered the giant beast had grabbed the train and had thrown it down the mountain like a toy. Her head was bleeding and several trees were coming into the passenger car's windows. The train was a wreck of twisted metal, blood, and chocolate. A giant shadow loomed overhead, when she turned her head she saw Cho'Gath searching the train  for surviving ponies that he could eat. At this point, Twilight's magic would have no effect on the giant creature. She looked toward Ponyville to see if any of the train had survived the wreck and had continued toward the town. What saw did not make her happy. Some of the buildings were upside down, the roads were made of soap, and cotton candy clouds rained chocolatey devastation upon the entire town and the surrounding area. Avoiding Cho'Gath's gaze, Twilight crawled through a small "tunnel" of twisted metal and broken rail. She looked around from her hiding spot, and saw Pinkie Pie limping away, leaning on her was Rainbow Dash. Applejack was laying on the ground near the train, breathing, but not moving otherwise. Then, when she crawled more, she saw a horrible sight.

Fluttershy lay in the front car of the train, one of her wings was contorted in it way it shouldn't have been. Where one of her legs should have been was a bloodied stump. Her face was black, covered in residue from the coal that had been thrown all over the front car. She wasn't moving at all, and she didn't seem to be breathing. Tears filled Twilight's eyes as she realized what happened. She silently cried to herself a little bit before watching in horror as Cho'Gath spotted Fluttershy. He picked her up with one of his claws. Twilight turned her head and heard a sickening crunch. When she looked back, Fluttershy was on the ground in front of her, her eyes slowly opening. Twilight was confused, happy, but confused. She looked up and saw Celestia flying around Cho'Gath, the crunch had come from a tree that had struck Cho'Gath on his head. Twilight crawled up to Fluttershy and shook her awake, she was crying from the pain from her former leg. Twilight let Fluttershy lean on her, and with the help of Twilight's magic, they emerged from the train wreck.

They helped up Applejack, and the three looked around for Rarity. All they found was a pair of crushed glasses, a pair of fake eyelashes, and Rarity's luggage bag, which was bitten in half. Tears filled the three ponies eyes, and they headed off for Ponyville, making sure to avoid being crushed or stepped on by Cho'Gath.

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Cho'Gath's head was filled with only one thought. Destruction. He had destroyed the train, and searched the wreckage for any of the Element of Harmony. He saw the white unicorn known as Rarity, and had bitten down. All he had in his mouth was dirt and metal, which he spat back up. He looked around and swore the unicorn had been standing up just a second ago. That was when he had picked up the yellow pegasus, Fluttershy, but before he could eat her he was whacked with a tree. He put Fluttershy down and turned to see Celestia flying eye level with him. They engaged in combat and it looked as if Cho'Gath was winning. When Celestia charged him next, he threw out an arm and spikes had fire from his thick skin, as if conjured from air. Celestia's right wing was impaled and she fell to the ground below, where Cho'Gath was trying to stomp on her. An idea came to Cho'Gath's head. He stomped again, and several large spikes emerged from the ground. Celestia was caught off-guard and one of the spikes had punctured her left lung and she was suspended there in air by the spike.

Blood was gushing from the wound, and every breath she took hurt.  After a few moments of thinking, Cho'Gath just left her there to suffer.

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Ryze had been wondering through the darkness for about five hours now. He was hungry, thirsty, and tired. When he had heard a noise, he turned his head and saw a gateway of some kind that led out into the sunlight. He ran through it, only to see a gigantic Cho'Gath about to chomp down on him. He instantly cast a teleportation spell to get away and found himself sitting in the middle of a town next to a white unicorn. The town looked like it had been hit by a distortion spell. The buildings were upside down, it was raining chocolate, and the roads were made of soap. He lifted himself up from the soapy road and surveyed his surroundings a little more.

He thought he was going crazy, there were colored ponies all over the place. Some were flying, others were using some sort of telekinesis, but most were just running away. "What in the world are you!?" Ryze jumped at the voice, he turned his head but saw nobody near him. He looked down at the unicorn next to him. There was fear in its eyes.

"Are you the one that talked?" Ryze sounded idiotic asking a pony such a question. He was about to walk away when it spoke back.

"Yes, darling, I talk. Now what are you?" The unicorn gave him an odd stare, and he looked it up and down.

"My name is Ryze, and I am here to find a certain creature." Ryze looked around. He wasn't that shocked about the ponies talking, he had after all studied large amounts of scrolls. It just so happened that one of the scrolls he had detailed a world full of oddly colored pony creatures that talked. He had discarded the scroll, thinking it was probably written by a child.

"Oh, well my name is Rarity, and I think I might know what creature you're talking about..." The unicorn broke the silence, and stood up on all fours. "It is at a wrecked train near the mountain."

"I know where it is I just- his sentence was interrupted by a giant roar and the sound of large footsteps. Ryze looked up and saw Cho'Gath towering over the buildings. He was just stepping on buildings and trying to grab ponies that ran to and fro. Ryze looked up at him and fire a bolt of magical energy. it collided with Cho'Gath and he stopped moving, caged in a small cylinder of magic bars.

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Twilight, Fluttershy, and Applejack had made it back to Twilight's Tree Library. their happy expressions turned to worried looks as they all saw out the window, Cho'Gath was approaching the Library. Right as he got to it, however, giant magic bars had surrounded him, preventing him from doing anything. Twilight told her friends to stay inside, and she trotted slowly outside. Cho'Gath was fighting the magic, and she saw a bipedal creature with blue skin and glowing runes all over his body holding his arms up. It looked as if this was the source of the magic prison.

After a second, the man put his arms down , but the prison stayed intact. Twilight walked to him, still suspicious. "Are you the one who put up that magic cage?" Twilight asked the man, he turned to her and had a smile grin on his face.

"Yea that was me, I have been hunting this creature." Twilight was relieved to think that the creature's rampage was over. Then her mind turned tot he more important matter at hoof, Discord. He was flying around throwing glasses of chocolate milk at houses. Upon contact they exploded into a mass of chicken eggs. Twilight walked up to him.

"Discord! Stop this at once!" Twilight yelled up at the flying god. he looked down at her and laughed. He was suddenly standing right beside her.

"Chaos is a wonderful thing, is it not?" Discord asked, holding out his hands.

"We have been over this Discord, now when the Princess get here you are going to be a statue again." Twilight smiled in triumph as if she had already won the battle between them.

"That is if the Princess wasn't busy being impaled by a Vorpal Spike." Discord laughed for a bit, and returned to throwing glasses of chocolate milk. Twilight's grin faded and her mouth lay agape.

"Princess Celestia was impaled?" Twilight asked nopony in particular. Discord snapped his fingers and the giant cage around Cho'Gath dissipated, but it did decrease his size to about normal. He still towered over Twilight. Ryze looked over to Cho'Gath, "Oh fu- Cho'Gath rammed Ryze in the stomach, sending one of the horns on his head into Ryze's rib cage. Ryze yelled in pain and was thrown back into a building that looked like it was made of a mix of pastries. When he sat up, he saw a pink pony tending to the wounds of a cyan pony that had a large cut across its stomach. Ryze stood up and readied himself for another of Cho'Gath's charges. Instead, before ramming him, Cho'Gath grabbed him with a claw and threw him into the Tree Library. Ryze stood up, enraged. He ran toward Cho'Gath, who started charging forward as well. Everypony braced themselves for the impact. Suddenly, a bright flash made the two stop in their tracks. A very beat up and bleeding Celestia stood between them. She raised her head, and blood was trickling from one of her eye sockets where a spike had cut it out. There was a hole in her chest which was dripping crimson blood. "Stop your fighting before I send you both to the sun!" The brawling duo looked at Celestia, the sudden threat catching their ears. Celestia turned to Ryze, "What is your business here?" Ryze looked Celestia in the eye.

"I have come to dispose of this creature." He said, pointing at Cho'Gath. Celestia breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well at least you aren't something here to destroy pony kind." Celestia glared at Cho'Gath during the entire sentence. "We already have enough problems at the moment, so you two are going to stop fighting!" Celestia pointed a hoof to Discord, who at this time was making flying fish explode from apples. Everybody looked to him. Cho'Gath snapped out of his rage, and remembered that Discord had tricked him. Cho'Gath let out a shriek and Discord was pushed into a nearby building.

"What the..." Discord looked at Cho'Gath. "You little worm, I shouldn't have let you live." Discord held up a hand and Cho'Gath was hit by a rainbow, which sent him sprawling to the ground. When he got up, his stomach was burned pitch black. He growled at Discord.

"Oh, we got a tough one here?" Discord said as he floated over to Cho'Gath. He touched Cho'Gath on the forehead and all the color drained from him. His skin turned grey. Twilight wondered what would be the opposite of Cho'Gath's personality. She walked up to him, and he bowed.

"Excuse me ma'am." A mass of looks landed on Cho'Gath. "What? Did I say something that would have offended you fine ponies?"  Celestia's mouth hung open. Cho'Gath was using manners. It was like his personality completely forbid him to be nice, and his opposite couldn't subject himself to fight. Ryze had a dumbfounded look on his face. Even Discord looked a little confused. "Is there something in my teeth? I do hope I didn't forget to shower today." Cho'Gath was talking to nopony in particular.

"I like this new Cho'Gath, it makes him easier to kill." Ryze's voice cut through the awkward silence. Celestia looked at him, and shook her head.

"This just means he is no longer a threat to anypony, you have no reason to kill him now." Celestia's voice was a little confused itself, as she tried to comprehend the situation.

"Ah yes, just because he suddenly has manners means we can forget what he has done in the past and celebrate." Ryze said, the runes on his skin glowing brighter.

"No, we will not forget what he has done, he will be punished. Now he can be lead to a peaceful life though." Celestia's eyes were scanning everything. Ryze knew what was happening, Celestia was just stalling until she had a plan.

"Yea well that's nice, but I really need to kill him." Ryze fired a ball of magic from his hand, which smashed into Celestia. Lightning zapped around her, and she looked as if she couldn't move. "Lightning trap, new spell I made." Ryze said, showing off how proud he was of his own work. Celestia was straining to tell Twilight something. She couldn't hear Celestia very well.

"Memory Spell!" Celestia said through gritted teeth. Twilight knew exactly what she was trying to say. She only wondered if her princess was crazy. She walked up to Cho'Gath, and her horn started glowing.

"Um, Cho'Gath, sir. Would you be kind enough as to lean down?" Twilight said up to Cho'Gath.

"Oh yes of course, what is it you want to sh- zap Cho'Gath blinked his eyes, and looked around. Ryze was zapping Celestia, Discord was making fish fly, and Twilight had just zapped him with a spell. Cho'Gath was very irritated with Twilight, but after a brief explanation Cho'Gath just looked at her. He felt weird, different sort of. His taste of flesh was smaller, and he felt the need for a cup of tea.

"The spell was only able to restore half of your memory. Which when you think about it is a good thing." Twilight said. Ryze looked up and saw Twilight talking to Cho'Gath. He ran up to Twilight and froze her with a spell. Cho'Gath was staring Ryze in the eye.

"Now, creature, it is time I kill you!" Ryze held up his hand, but before he could fire a spell, Cho'Gath cut it off with his tail. Blood ran down Ryze's wrist as he screamed in pain. Ryze had always stayed in the back of the group, firing off spells at the enemies running away. This resulted in him becoming "squishy" he couldn't take much pain. He fell to his knees, holding the stub of his hand. Cho'Gath's primal instinct took hold. He bit down, his teeth digging into Ryze's face. He pulled back, and the top of Ryze's head was ripped off, the flesh tearing from the middle. Blood dripped from the body as it fell to the ground. Twilight and Celestia were freed from their imprisonment, and Discord took notice.

"Oh darn, I was hoping he would be able to kill you. Oh well, Chaos is unpredictable after all." Discord said, floating over to where Ryze's body lay. There was a loud crunch as Cho'Gath crushed Ryze's head with his jaw.

"That is it Discord. Elements, blast him!" Celestia yelled, revealing a blue box and floating it to Twilight with her magic. Twilight nodded her head, and gave Applejack her element, Rarity hers, and she looked around for Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Cho'Gath looked over to Twilight.

"In the cake place." Cho'Gath said, and Twilight made a run for Sugar Cube Corner. Discord held up his hand, and a force field encased the Bakery.

"Oh it isn't going to be that easy to defeat me. Last time I was freed my rampage only lasted two days. Prepare for another one thousand years of Chaos!" Discord yelled out, holding his hands up in the air. And then he yelled in pain as Cho'Gath's teeth closed around his dragon leg. "Get off me, you disgusting beast!" Discord kicked Cho'Gath in the face with a hoof. Celestia took notice to how she and Discord could be harmed by Cho'Gath's abilities. The thought of worldly law not applying to Cho'Gath came back to mind.

"It looks as if you are weak to Cho'Gath's attacks." Celestia pointed out to everypony. Twilight gasped and looked at Cho'Gath.

"Wow, the irony. The very creature we tried to get rid of is the only thing that can save us." Twilight slammed her hoof into her forehead. Cho'Gath just smiled, his teeth stained with the blood of thousands of victims. The thought made Twilight a little green.

"So I get to eat something, and you aren't going to send me to the sun?" Cho'Gath seemed content with the idea. Celestia just gave him a slight nod.

"I do not like the idea of you killing Discord, but it is the only permanent solution for my subjects to be safe." Celestia spoke, looking at all the ponies hiding or staying back.

"I will feast upon your soul in the Void!" Cho'Gath yelled, Charging the God of Chaos.

You Are Mine

Author's Note: This chapter involves a lot more swearing than you have been seeing.

Cho'Gath slammed into Discord, who was sent sprawling into a large puddle of chocolate milk. Discord snapped his fingers and the milk swirled, and flew into Cho'Gath, sending him to the ground. He recovered quickly and dove at Discord, putting all his strength into this slam. Discord disappeared right before Cho'Gath could crush him. He rolled over on the ground in pain. Discord just laughed at his pain. Snapping his fingers again, Cho'Gath's left scythe appendage cracked and went limp. Cho'Gath roared at Discord, and ran at the god again. Who in turn, disappeared again. Cho'Gath felt pain as his body collided with the dirt. He turned and Discord punched him on the head with a boxing glove.

"Oh come now, you can do better than that!" Discord yelled out to Cho'Gath. Cho'Gath let out a growl, and charged again. Discord once again dodged, but Cho'Gath turned at the last second, and let out a blood curdling screech. Discord held his ears as he was thrown into a another house. When he stood up, his ears were bleeding, and he was severely disorientated. Cho'Gath seized the opportunity and slammed his left horn into Discord's abdomen. Discord fell to the ground, blood flowing freely from his chest where he was stabbed. He slowly stood up. "I think I might have a good challenge in mind for you."

Discord snapped his fingers, and various metals started to slowly assemble themselves. The end product looked like a futuristic version of Cho'Gath. Discord breathed on it, and gave the metal husk life. "Battle Cast Prime Model 13 reporting for duty." Its eyes started to glow. Reticules appeared in the eyes and they scanned the area before landing on Cho'Gath. "Target locked, firing salvo one." The metal beast lifted its shoulder, revealing a rather massive metal barrel, after a few seconds three long, metallic objects fired from it. Cho'Gath channeled the will of his summoner, activating his Ghost spell. Cho'Gath's skin turned a glowing blue and he seemed spectral. The metallic objects flew straight through his chest, and hit a building behind him.

The building went up in flames as a giant explosion erupted from the house. Twilight stared in awe, and Celestia stood, dumbfounded. Glued to the spot in pure amazement. Cho'Gath ran up to the metal creature and bit down, four to five of his teeth cracked, and fell out. The metal layering of this creatures skin seemed impenetrable to Cho'Gath's feasting. This did not tide well with Cho'Gath, his feasting ability had been his prime power. It was what made other enemies cower in fear. Now, all Cho'Gath could do was screech at this creature, which only sent it stumbling back a  few feet and didn't seem to cause any damage. Cho'Gath only had a few seconds to think before the other shoulder fired off three more metallic death things, as Cho'Gath referred to them as. Cho'Gath felt the power of his summoner surge through him, and he moved with lightning speed to dodge the metallic death things, which collided with a hill. The hill was completely destroyed, leaving a crumpled, flaming mass of dirt. The more death things the Cho'Gath replica fired off, the worse Cho'Gath's mood got. He was getting angry from the constant dodging and ranged projectiles. Finally, he took a risk and rammed the metal beast. He did minimal damage, and the most it did to "Battle Cast Prime" was make it stumble back a few feet. It took the chance to fire off a close range missile. Cho'Gath didn't have time to think, and acting on instinct bit down. When he opened his eyes, he was slowly moving backward. The death thing was in his mouth, pointing sideways. The force of the fire coming from the end of it was pushing Cho'Gath whatever way he held it. He did something rare, taking a moment to think, he turned his head toward Battle Cast Prime and opened his mouth. The death thing soared through the air and hit Prime in the mouth. When the smoke cleared, Prime stood there, half of its metallic mouth was just smoldering remains. Cho'Gath had found out a way to harm the creature, but it was not a quick process. Firing off another projectile, Cho'Gath bit down, but a bit too hard. The explosion pierced the air, and flames shot from the area. Cho'Gath slumped to the ground, half of his entire head was no longer recognizable and blood leaked from his separated jaw. Twilight's eyes widened, and she felt sorry for the creature. Then, she watched in amazement as Cho'Gath stood up, mumbled something with the remaining half of his mouth, and the wounds started to close up. About half way through the reconstruction the healing stopped.

"It always stops right when you need it most." Cho'Gath was mad now. Though he could speak fluently again, he would forever miss his left eye. Whatever wasn't healed in this land quick enough seemed to not come back at all. Prime looked at him and its eyes turned from orange to red. The reticules in its eyes turned a dark grey.

"Time for you to taste your own medicine." Prime ran up to an unsuspecting Cho'Gath, and bit down hard. Cho'Gath's right shoulder was filled with pain and shrapnel from the broken part of Prime's mouth. 'Huh, so this is how people feel when I eat them. Kinda hurts...' Cho'Gath thought to himself a moment, trying anything to keep his mind off the pain. He thrust both his scythe arms forward, and surprisingly, they cut deep into the metal near Prime's would-be gut. Though it couldn't feel pain, the looked in Prime's eyes showed that he would be feeling a lot of pain if he could. 'Good, I have found a few weak points.' Cho'Gath went over a plan in his mind. It would work out smoothly if done right. If done wrong, there would be enough Cho'Gath bits to feed the entire kingdom. He backed up, and just as he had hoped Prime fired another missile. Cho'Gath quickly grabbed it with his mouth, and ran into Prime, slamming his scythes deep into Prime's weak spot. He cut a hole open and shoved his head in as if he were pulling out someone's intestines. He let go of the missile, and it flew wildly around Prime's inside circuits. Cho'Gath pushed the metal of Prime's gut back and used his last summoner spell for the day. He surged forward, growing a couple feet and ramming Prime with a large amount of force, sending him sliding back into a house where there seemed to be crazy lights flashing inside. Boom. The explosion almost broke the eardrums of the nearby ponies, metal flew everywhere and fire engulfed the entire house. A white unicorn wearing magenta glasses took them off, and looked at the flaming house. "I guess I did need to move anyway."

Discord watched the events unfold, Chaos was not in his favor today. Cho'Gath was becoming a bigger threat each second. He had wounded the God of Chaos, bested a mage from his own world, and then blew up Discord's last resort. He thought for a second about just allowing the Elements of Harmony turn him to stone. He then remembered that Cho'Gath was barely in fighting order. Discord went over a few thousand outcomes in his head, and then a thought came to mind. Cho'Gath had started charging forward, Discord snapped his fingers and time slowed down to a near standstill. He raised both hands and directed his ability to Cho'Gath's mind. In just a few seconds he was sifting through the memories of the creature. His hand fell to one particular memory. It was like a blazing sun amongst tiny stars. He could see the family love for this memory, it was like a mother for Cho'Gath. 'How nice it would be to see him impale his mother' Discord thought to himself with a nasty grin. He grabbed the memory labeled "Morgana" and left Cho'Gath's mind.

Cho'Gath rammed into Discord, but something wasn't right. 'Why is discord wearing a dress?' The thought went through Cho'Gath's mind for a second before he realized the pattern with a look of horror. Everypony, and person, gasped. Cho'Gath pulled his horn out of Morgana, and she looked at him with a look of confusion. Discord's voice broke the silence.

"Oh isn't that unfortunate? It seems you just put your horn right through Morgana's right lung, she'll die of blood loss soon." Discord was enjoying every minute of Cho'Gath's pain. His eyes glowed less and less each second, and he was reforming back to normal size. Twilight was at a loss for words, one second Discord was preparing for his doom, and the next Cho'Gath was ramming someone in the chest named Morgana. She wondered who this woman was, and how she came to be standing there. Morgana was wondering the same thing, she was about to rip Leona's soul from her body when a voice in her head told her it was time to go. She then found herself with Cho'Gath's horn going through her. Cho'Gath had taken his horn from her chest and she was now lying on the ground gasping in whatever air she could get. Morgana couldn't cast anymore spells, she had been drained coming through the portal. The pain was not the thing hurting her the most though, what hurt the most was the look on Cho'Gath's face. His face was contorted into an emotion she had never seen since meeting him. Sadness. Pure bloodcurdling sadness, it tore at his soul. She could feel it, his mind was ripping itself apart trying to register what he had just done. The glow from his eyes had stopped, nopony or person there moved at all. That was when Discord realized his error. Upon bringing Morgana through the rift to Equestria by force, he had brought the two dimensions closer together. He then looked up, a look of horror on his face. He stared into the blue vortex as it shifted, and he knew what was coming.

Morgana struggled to rise from the ground, she used Cho'Gath as support. "I...I am so sorry." It was the only thing Cho'Gath seemed able to muster. Blood was leaking from Morgana's stomach fast, and she was going over anything and everything she had learned in the League. Nothing came to mind about being pulled through and inter dimensional vortex without a way to heal yourself. She cursed at the world, she was going to die and her death would scar Cho'Gath forever. A yell broke the small silence of the town, and everypony turned their heads to see Discord screaming at some blue vortex. But the vortex wasn't what Discord was screaming about, it was what came through the vortex and had landed in front of him. There lay a dog like creature, it had a long worm like tongue and its face looked like it had gems embedded in it. It got up, wagged its tail, and occasionally nipped at Cho'Gath's tail. The hill that the creature had landed on was now covered in odd creatures of all different sizes. They all looked at Discord, they had been pulled from their everyday lives and were now staring at some odd mix match creature. To say the least, they weren't happy. Another bipedal creature stood, it was covered in a dark blue fur, it had red eyes and its blue fur was covered in gold plates of armor. It took one look at Cho'Gath and scowled. Cho'Gath recognized him as Warwick, the Blood Hunter. He had gotten into many brawls with Cho'Gath, and Cho'Gath hadn't lost a single one. Cho'Gath watched as many of his friends and greatest enemies stood from the pile of bodies. Everyone of them had a similar cause, they all wanted Discord dead. Cho'Gath set Morgana up against a tree, and walked up to the champions. He looked at all the champions, who were staring Discord. Discord looked like he was about to piss himself. Cho'Gath walked up to the crowd, getting several growls and waves. "This beast, Discord, has brought you here by force. How about we band together for now and show him exactly what a few hundred Champions can do?" Cho'Gath put a lot of feeling into what he said, he was genuinely mad at something, the champions knew that. What he was mad at they couldn't seem to find out. One thing was for sure, you do not say no to a pissed off Cho'Gath. All the champions prepped themselves and Discord was about to turn around and run when a chorus of yells and screams filled the air. Spells flew, arrows were fired, guns smoked, swords swung, and things exploded. Cho'Gath turned his head and his eyes fell on two people. He walked up tot hem as they laid out a small plan. Cho'Gath looked down at the woman sitting down, she had blonde hair and armor that covered everything but her head. Next to her stood a seven foot tall crocodile wielding a gigantic semi circle blade.

Lux looked up at Cho'Gath and actually smiled. "That bite of yours hurts like the Void. You did a real number on me." Cho'Gath was surprised, after an endless amount of fighting and death between the two of them, she almost seemed happy to see him. Renekton turned his head at Cho'Gath, and his mouth bent in an odd way that looked like a smile. His reptilian voice was sharp enough to cut the wind.

"Your bite fucking hurts, you know that?" Renekton said, pointing to his chest where there were teeth marks. He laughed for a bit, an odd sound to Cho'Gath, and went back to talking to Lux.

"You both do well in battle, so after your done planning I expect to see you both on the battlefield." Cho'Gath gave them both serious looks. They both nodded at him. He turned his head to see the massive amount of champions fighting Golems made of soap, imp things made of cotton candy, and bipedal creatures made completely from leaves and tree branches. They seemed to be giving the champions a hard time, while Discord sat in the back sipping a glass of chocolate milk. He was literally sipping the glass of the cup, the chocolate milk being suspending in his hand as if it were solid. Cho'Gath decided not to argue with the logic of this world, because as far as he had seen the logic here was screwed anyway. 'Back to the battle.' Cho'Gath thought to himself. He noticed a newly forming Soap Golem and charged into it, the soap went everywhere, including his eyes. He stood there, in pain for a moment, but the pain in his retina subsided and he charged toward one of the walking trees.

*   *   *

Twilight Sparkle walked up to the woman laying on the tree. She was bleeding from her chest and she was mumbling something that sounded like a song. Twilight had come for two reasons. 1. To heal her wound. 2. To find out who she is and what Cho'Gath is.Celestia had just lowered the sun and Luna's moon was gleaming. Twilight crept up behind the woman and heard the words she sang.

The sun is sleeping quietly

Once upon a century

Wistful oceans calm and red

Ardent caresses laid to rest

For my dreams I hold my life, For wishes I behold my nights

The truth at the end of time

Losing faith makes a crime

I wish for this night-time to last for a lifetime

The darkness around me Shores of a solar sea

Oh how I wish to go down with the sun

Sleeping, Weeping With you

Sorrow has a human heart

From my god it will depart

I'd sail before a thousand moons

Never finding where to go

Two hundred twenty-two days of light Will be desired by a night

A moment for the poet's play,

Until there's nothing left to say

I wish for this night-time...

I wish for this night-time...

The song was beautiful, and Twilight found herself entranced by the song. She snapped back to reality when the woman had finished the song. She trotted up and quietly sat beside the woman.

"It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon looks so marvelous tonight." The woman coughed blood as she spoke. Twilight had nodded at her sentence.

"Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle, I am Princess Celestia's student. I came here to heal you." Twilight looked at the woman, who was watching Cho'Gath rip a cotton candy imp a new one. "What is your name?" The woman turned her head toward Twilight, and a proud loom was in her eyes.

"My name is Morgana." She turned away, and pointed to Cho'Gath, "Isn't he such a good boy?" She asked, gazing at Twilight again.

"How do you know him?" Twilight's curiosity got the best of her.

"I met him in a forest, he saved my life and I brought him in like a son." Morgana still held the same proud look in her eye as she watched Cho'Gath bite open one of the nature elementals. She clearly held a great amount of pride for the creature. She obviously loved him in that family sort of way.

"So, I should get to healing those wounds of yours." Twilight told Morgana, and she held down her horn. The hole in Morgana's chest was closing up. Veins and arteries started to stretch across the hole, filling up the gap. Finally, the skin from a lung covered the hole, and skin replaced what had been a bloody mess not but a few seconds ago. Morgana was surprised, not even summoner's magic was strong enough to heal that much in a short amount of time. She might have gotten back the lung and some veins before the healing spell would stop.

"You should teach me that healing spell of yours." Morgana said, slowly standing up. She looked over the battlefield, Cho'Gath was dominating the playing field. He hadn't grown yet, because nothing he ate was made of the meat his diet craved, but he was definitely doing maximum damage. The battlefield was a mix of spells, swords, and soap.

"So you are like the creature's mother?" Twilight asked the question that was on her mind. Morgana smiled, and looked down at her.

"I guess you could put it that way. I care for him, and if I do not have the provisions his diet requires he usually goes to the battlefield and fills his hunger quickly." Twilight was a little green hearing about how much meat Cho'Gath included into his diet. A sudden explosion from the battlefield brought Twilight and Morgana's attention. There was a large metal beast on the battlefield. It stood on four mechanical legs, on its left hand it sported a glowing green cannon. On its right hand was another death thing launcher. On its back it had several green tubes going down its back. "Another Urgot robot? Interesting." Morgana watched the robot tear up the battlefield, soap golems were vaporized, nature elementals were on fire, and the imps were being blown up by death things.

All in all, the battlefield looked like a total mess. The rough ground was taking most the damage, and the hills were mostly leveled now. The look on Discord's face was priceless, he saw that he was losing and the champions were marching forward. Cho'Gath calmly led the march, and when they got to Discord's throne Cho'Gath stopped. Discord looked down into Cho'Gath's eyes. He was thinking over the millions of ways to end Cho'Gath's life in an instant. Oh but where was the fun in that? He had a much better idea. He stood, held up his hands, and clapped. Cho'Gath stopped, confused. "I give." Discord said, looking down at Cho'Gath. Cho'Gath's best friend Kog'Maw stood next to him, wagging his tail.

"I think we should eat him instead." Kog'Maw said, looking at Cho'Gath. He thought this over for a bit. Celestia walked up next to him and nodded her head.

"Discord has given up, you won Cho'Gath. No reason to spill more blood, your force already seems wounded enough." Celestia looked over to Cho'Gath, raising an eyebrow. Cho'Gath nodded his head, for once he was being reasonable. Cho'Gath turned, and starting walking away. He heard two things as he was walking. 1. A spell being cast. 2. His friend Kog'Maw scream. He turned around to see Discord with the most wicked smile on his face. His hand was smoking. He turned his head and saw his friend Kog'Maw spitting up purple goo. He knew what was happening, and there was absolutely no way to stop it. Kog'Maw's instincts were taking hold and he was revealing his most powerful attack. The Icathian Surprise was one that Cho'Gath had seem only once, mostly because he had protected Kog'Maw ever since the first time. A look of determination went over Kog'Maw, and he swiftly ran toward Discord. Discord watched as the thing he blasted started running toward him, oozing purple drool from its mouth. Discord only had seconds to think before Kog'Maw collided with him, and exploded.

Cho'Gath watched in horror, it was just like the first time. Kog'Maw had exploded sending the purple goo everywhere. The headless body of Kog'Maw stumbled around for a second until it fell down into a pile of its own drool. Discord was there, laying amongst the pile of goo. His entire lower body had been blown off and his organs were visible. Cho'Gath was about to sulk for his fallen friend, when Discord started to wake up. He looked down, and his face turned completely white. "AAHHH!"

Cho'Gath laughed at Discord, who was scrambling to stuff his organs back into the hole where his legs used to be. Cho'Gath walked up and put his foot on Discord's face, slamming it on the ground. Discord looked up into Cho'Gath's eyes. They were a burning emerald green and in them he saw his fate, a giant sharp-toothed monster. Cho'Gath removed his foot and let Discord lay there. He had a look of complete fear, and that fear fueled Cho'Gath's anger. Discord yelled and then looked toward Celestia. "Please! Don't let him kill me! I'll let you turn me into stone and I'll never return Please!" Discord was practically howling, his face was covered in tears of pure chocolate milk. Celestia shook her head and walked away. "No! NO! Don't leave me to it! Celestia! I- He was interrupted by a loud growling sound.

Cho'Gath looked him in the eye, his anger boiled over. "Death is not the End for you. I have seen to it. For Eternity, You Are Mine!" Discord screamed as Cho'Gath bit down, his teeth sinking into Discord's head. Cho'Gath flailed around, sending blood and what little left of organs Discord had left. Cho'Gath raised his head up and bit down again, ripping the flesh and skin. Blood leaked down his mouth, organs fell into his bloody maw.  He bit again, and crushed Discord's horns. Everyone recoiled as the crunch of Discord's horns broke silence. Crunch. Discord's teeth followed the horns, being obliterated by Cho'Gath's monstrous teeth. He bit the leathery wings, ripping them to shreds, and the finally, Discord's body disappeared into Cho'Gath's mouth. Cho'Gath stood up, the blood leaking through his closed teeth. He looked truly terrifying, and many of the champions backed away.

Cho'Gath just walked past them all, right up to Celestia. "Send me back to my world." Cho'Gath looked at all the ponies standing in the town square. Several of them had backed away from Cho'Gath. He had wondered why, that was about the time he noticed the glowing. There was an odd radiant aura around him that smelled of soap and chocolate. His eyes widened and Discord's memories flowed through his mind. It was too much. A near eternity of Chaos and madness. Cho'Gath collapsed, memories of Kog'Maw and Morgana flooded his mind. Then, everything went black.

Epilogue

"Isn't it Funny, How your friend can just blow up like that?" Cho'Gath sat in at a table in Sugar Cube Corner. AppleJack, Rarity, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy sat around the table as well. It had been three months since Discord had been brutally devoured, and Cho'Gath had accidentally absorbed his Chaotic memories. It took the Elements of Harmony just to put him back to normal. Well, slightly normal. Cho'Gath sat at the table, talking to the main six. He had on a suit that Rarity had made for him. It came with white "socks" that covered most of his feet. The same material was used for the sleeves for his claws. A darker material was used for the sleeves on his scythes. Strapped to his right claw was a pipe, and in the other claw he was holding a glass of wine. Nearby sat Morgana, Warwick, Rengar, Lux, and Renekton. They all held mugs of cider, which seemed slightly alcoholic to Cho'Gath. 'What do they put into the cider here?' Cho'Gath had thought to himself when he had his first mug. For now, he just stuck to wine. Cho'Gath had just recently regained consciousness and he was enjoying it talking to the six ponies that had imprisoned him on a train. "This world is getting to my attitude." Cho'Gath was looking at the six ponies, and they were all smiling at him.

"Yea! You aren't trying to eat the entire tray of cupcakes anymore. Or my hoof." Pinkie Pie gave a nervous look at Cho'Gath during the last part.

"Relax Pinkie Pie, I'm not hungry. I still have a stomach ache from Discord." Cho'Gath said, rubbing his belly.

"Yea could you please not talk about that." Twilight had been sickened by Cho'Gath's display of Brutality.

"But it was so awesome!" Rainbow Dash had other ideas. She had been looking through the magical bubble that Discord put up when Cho'Gath had completely destroyed Discord's life. Sure, she had almost puked twice, but it was still awesome in her book.

"It was...terrifying." Fluttershy was looking at Cho'Gath past her mane.

"Look at ta' bright side sugarcubes, Cho'Gath here hasn't eaten anypony in three months." AppleJack said to the rest of her friends.

"He has consumed a large quantity of Pinkie's cupcakes though. I don't exactly approve of how he eats them either. But if it stops him from eating us, then by all means darling supply the cupcakes!" Rarity said, giving Pinkie a nod of approval.

"Yea, but Cho'Gath is a carnivore through and through. How come he can eat those cupcakes and not get hungry for meat?" Morgana was staring at Cho'Gath, confused. She was almost horrified when she saw blood trickling down the side of one of the cupcakes, but nopony or person seemed to notice. She sat down, and became quiet. 'No wonder Cho'Gath is eating off a different tray of cupcakes...' Morgana thought to herself. She looked over and saw Pinkie Pie smiling at her. Morgana shuddered.

"Something wrong, Morgana?" Renekton's reptilian voice was sharp. Morgana just looked at him and shook her head.

"No, nothing's wrong." Morgana gave him her best fake smile. Renekton looked away and went back to talking with Lux. Morgana looked at the cupcakes again and decided to get some fresh air. She walked outside, and heard several horns blow through the air. It sounded like an entrance song, as if on cue a carriage landed on the ground led by four pegasi guards. Celestia stepped out of the carriage and held out a hoof to Morgana. Morgana took her hoof and shook it.

"Hello Morgana, is Cho'Gath around?" Celestia looked around.

"Yea, he's in the bakery." Morgana pointed her thumb behind her.

"Thank you." Celestia walked toward Sugarcube corner. Morgana wondered what was so important the princess would come herself. She decided to turn around and walk back into the bakery. When she entered she saw Celestia talking to Cho'Gath, and Pinkie was crying. Morgana walked closer to Cho'Gath.

"Luna and I believe this will be able to send you back to your own world." Celestia said, revealing a blue orb from her wing. "All the champions that wish to return will have to put a hand on the orb." Celestia explained. Cho'Gath grasped the ball in a claw, and stood up from the chair he was sitting in.

"Thank you, Celestia." Cho'Gath said, bowing. Morgana already knew she was never going to get over his attitude change.

"I will call all the champions to town square, I will have them waiting in about an hour." Celestia said, walking out the door. Morgana looked over and saw a look of mischief in Cho'Gath's eyes. Cho'Gath turned around, roared into Pinkie's face, and held out one of her cakes.

"Cake or Death?" Cho'Gath asked, sporting a toothy grin.

"Cake of course, silly!" Pinkie said, eating the entire cake in one bite. Morgana was ready to call shenanigans. The last hour of their time in Equestria passed by quickly, it was mostly talking and saying goodbye. When it was time, Cho'Gath stood in the middle of a crowd, he held out the orb and it was enveloped in a plethora of hands. Cho'Gath waved goodbye at the ponies, and at the few champions who were staying. Lux, Rengar, and Warwick had decided to stay. At the moment, Lux was trying to teach Rainbow Dash how to fire a rainbow colored laser.  Cho'Gath smiled, and roared a hardy, "Pip-pip! Cheerio!" to all the ponies who started giggling and waved. A large blue explosion rocked the town square, and most of the ponies fell down. Celestia looked at the crater in the ground that was left. Twilight heard her mumble something about the prototype being too destructive.

Twilight laughed and walked back to her Tree Library, which had to be fixed after a certain mage was thrown into it. The first thing she spotted was a box sitting on the table, and next to it a note. She trotted up to the table and looked at the note.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I, Cho'Gath, send my dearest apologies to you and your friends about all the damage I have committed. I wish for us to still be friends, and this is a token of friendship. Though I don't exactly know why you would be content in this thing you call "friendship" I decided upon giving you this gift anyway. It is both a token of friendship and a thanks for saving Morgana's life. I bid you a farewell, and a good luck. The luck part mostly because Morgana has been working on a spell to bring us back to this place. Why she would want to return is beyond me. Nevertheless, the scroll containing the spell is inside the box to your left. Make sure to pack plenty of this "aspirin" as you ponies call it, because if we do come back Morgana is going to give you a headache as well as a magic lesson.

Yours Truly,

                                                                                         Cho'Gath

P.S. I might have accidentally left something in your basement. Make sure your are at least fifteen feet away when it hatches.

Twilight read the last part with curiosity. She opened the box and indeed there was the scroll. She turned toward her basement door and trotted up to it. She opened the door and started to descend the stairs. She opened the door to the laboratory beneath the library and looked around. Twilight looked down at what looked like a small nest on the floor. "Oh no." She said, staring down at the egg in the nest. She looked at the egg, it was purple and white. As she neared, the egg cracked, and purple fluid spilled from the egg. A creature the size of a foal stepped out of the egg, surveying its

surroundings.

The creature looked up at Twilight, smiled, and yelled. "Feeding Time!" She looked down at it in fear, but it didn't seem to want to eat her, it wiggled its tail at her and made a sound much like a charge bugle. She giggled. It was going to be a long Winter.