The best dress ever made!
Bringing sexy back!
As Celestia entered the stage of downtown Canterlot, the crowd gasped in both sheer delight and astonishment of the princess. While her sister found it a bit overly excessive, Celestia claimed she had been working on this design for centuries, trying to get the fabrics right, to make sure the lacing would appeal correctly and that the whole world of Equestria would approve. As she stood there in the moons glow, lights shined on her, making her the spotlight of alerting attention. The whole town and their mothers, including Twilight and her friends arrived to see the spectacle of a miracle fashion revelation. All the town could do is gaze at the centricity of the obviously detailed masterpiece.
“Mares and gentlecolts,” her highness began. “This is a glorious night in which I have decided to show you my newest wardrobe! It was inspired by a dream I had generations ago, and with the help of over five hundred worldly acclaimed fashion designers, I can now present to you the greatest clothing anypony would die for, just to wear!”
Her goggles shimmered as she spoke, and the ribbon that tied her hair seemed to be flowing freely along with her gorgeously groomed mane. Her necklace of the sun, the icing on the cake, glowed like the star she rose up herself, and the collar was just adding fire to the inferno. Her outfit was one that could easily be expressed as pure, undermined and benevolent art.
As the crowd died down and went to the nearest fashion shops to try and get their hooves on the new trend as fast as they could, Photo Finish took gobs of pictures for the new cover of Canterlot Royal Attires. Twilight’s friends were all exploring town, all except Rarity of course who was too busy stampeding through the mobs of ponies trying to get to the nearest high quality fashion boutique. While the purple unicorn’s friends enjoyed their stay, Twilight walked up to her mentor to chat about the new style.
“Wow, princess! This is outstanding!” she said grabbing the alicorn’s attention.
“Oh, I know! It’s so comfortable, and fashion sensible as well! I’m usually not one to indulge myself in clothing or other trends, but this one really stuck to me like white on rice… oh, that sounded so corny!”
Twilight giggled and offered “Mind if I come with you to the palace? My friends are all scattered, and they should meet me back in our dorms. I’ve missed you so much that I kind of wanna chat for a while; maybe hear about that dream of yours.”
The princess’s coy smile was plentiful enough to tell the unicorn she would be delighted to converse with her favored student. As the two proceeded to the palace, Twilight heard Rarity yell in excitement “YES, IT”S BEAUTIFUL!!!” signaling that she just bought the new style.
As the guards allowed the two entry, complimenting the princess on her new fashion, the halls were lined with magic orbs of light. Twilight asked what they were used for and the princess explained that her sister, Luna made them as a new form of lighting for the castle. Tough as diamond, but light as air, they just floated a few feet away from each other enough to light the halls, giving them a stylistic glow on the velvet carpet they trot on. All Twilight could really think of them at the time however, was how they illuminated the metal on the princess’s amazing outfit. The glow of her regalia was enough to hypnotize anypony for hours. It was as if the whole outfit has a love spell on it, and forced all the ponies into sheer lust for it. Twilight, who was never really into fashionable attires even pondered buying one, though that opportunity was already dashed as all the stores were now sold plum out and would never be able to produce enough to meet demand.
The two rounded a corner and entered the throne room. As Twilight looked around, she relished in the rise of euphoric memories. Giant pillars ascending to the roof stood side by side with pure golden ivy curling all the way to the top. A red carpet led strait to the throne of the princess, and a giant stained glass window of the sun and the moon could be seen plainly behind the throne. The throne itself was platinum, and could be located up some small stairs. All the marvelous statues that stood next to the pillars had one of the illumination orbs sitting in front of them, shining their harmonious light upon their structures. There was Star Swirl the bearded, Magnus March, inventor if the invisibility spell, and Drakin Spine, assisted creator of the six elements. Though he merely provided simple blueprints, he still donned the title.
Twilight saw the princess sit on her throne, so she approached the stairs. As she sat in front of her highness, the purple apprentice asked how she got the idea for this outfit.
The princess smiled and began.
“Before I banished my dear sister to the moon, I had a dream… a dream where the world’s best fashion was created by me. Of course, at the time, I didn’t think it to be much but a simple fallacy… in time however; I had numerous dreams of the style. Soon, I began to wake every night in a cold sweat, wanting… No, needing to create the attires. So, over the span of one thousand years, I’ve been working extraordinarily diligently to perfect and complete the wondrous clothing which I’m wearing now. I can’t think of any other way to perfect this. It’s a true inspiration to fashion, and a pleasure for me to have crafted it. Someday, I’ll probably look back at this and think it to be simple drab rags, but right now, it’s a real showstopper! I can’t wait to see the ponies tomorrow walking through the town wearing my custom made outfit. If everything goes according to my hopes, this will be a fashion revolution! I mean, remember the sock craze?”
Twilight rolled her eyes and said “How could I forget? It took months for ponies to stop wearing those silly things!”
“Exactly! But this,” The princesses eyes widened as she raised her sun amulet up to stare at it with admiration. “This is true fashion! It’s what every pony should be happy to wear! Not old socks that can be bought anywhere, but a true style of pure, unimaginably delicacy!”
Indeed the style was adored by all, and in time would go down in equestrian history as one of the most eye catching styles anypony would ever feast their eyes upon.
Derpy *Steamed* Hooves
Derpy *Steamed* Hooves
As Celestia awoke bright and early to start her wondrous day off with the rising of the sun, she saw something that could match her own star’s lever of beauty; her new outfit. As she got out of bed and prepared to bring forth the morning miracle, she had another thaumaturge to carry out. The cosmic designer dress slipped demurely over her royal head and the accessories such as the wing thrusters which not only helped her gain altitude during flight but also looked stunning slipped on with poise. The pendant, her magically crafted trinket she made herself was the final piece of purity that made the outfit what it was. Without it, it would always be incomplete. As she approached the balcony, head high and mentally agile, she fired her horn up and raised the sun slowly. As it peaked over the bosky landscape of Equestria, the rays reached out and soothingly caressed the fabrics and armor she wore. The hoof metal, which was made of pure brass, light and flexible with a nice shine, glowed with the sparkles that touched it. As she finished, she inhaled a deep breath while savoring the sweet smells of freely cut grass.
As she exited the room, guards gazed at her stature of gorgeous allurement. All they could do was stare with their jaws gaping down. Every single guard gave her highness compliments. All the servants stared with amazement and her sister, who waited for her in the throne room, was kind enough to compliment her.
“Well, it’s even better looking in the daylight.” Luna said to her approaching kin. As Luna sat in the throne the two shared, Celestia looked around. The golden ivy reflected her image on every leaf, making her giddy as she observed her reflection. Light poured into the room, and proposed glow to the regalia. All the elements of life welcomed the outfit without argument. This was truly a work of pure art.
“So, have you decided on getting an outfit for yourself Lulu?” Princess Celestia was eager to see her own sister in matching attires, and it showed.
“Umm… I’d rather not; mainly because it’s not my forte of fashion.” The princess of the night claimed.
“Oh, you don’t need to worry about that! I’ve had each of the different outfits custom tailored to your define personality. Not all ponies will look the same. They will be made with each characteristic of the individual. That way, everypony has an original dress, rather than one seeing everypony wearing the exact same thing.”
Luna pondered what her’s might look like. As she did, she passed the throne to her sister, but the princess of the day wasn’t yet ready to fulfill her normal, everyday duties. She still had to go see her new style publicized after all.
As she was exiting the throne room, a blond maned mare floated up to her. This would be the first glimpse of the princess’s newest style. The pony had funny looking eyes, and a cute face to match, but what really made her stand out was her original, custom made clothing.
“Derpy Hooves, at your service!” she said as she pulled out a magazine from her pouch. Her head was topped with a very stylish flight hat, which matched her suited leather jacked. The metallic wing strippers were both stylish and would provide amazing flight control. Her hind hooves were covered by amazingly stunning black boots and the cotton surrounding the clothing made her one amazing spectacle.
Drepy *Steamed* Hooves
“Oh my goodness, you look outstanding!” Celestia said as she examined the Pegasus. “If this is just the first type of clothing, I can’t wait to see other styles!”
As she perused the magazine, she saw it was all about her new style, which the fashion committee titled Steam Pony. The name suited the style well, and Luna was even stunned to see the different varieties on how it was deduced to match an individual. The makers would first observe the cutie mark, and then take into account the ponies main outward features like poise, posture and interests. After that, they measured the hoof length, double checked their results and make the dress perfectly analogous to the pony that would wear it, while still keeping the structural Steam details to it.
“So, it’s like a cutie mark… It displays not only the ponies special outlook on life, but also their personality.” She asked, and her sister concurred.
“Not all the styles will look the same. That would become boring after a while.” As she looked at her sister’s royal jewelry, she stated “and that’s not the only thing that looks dull!”
“What are you talking about?!” Luna asked.
“Well, your style is so yesterday!” Celestia said making Derpy giggle. “I mean regular armor? First thing ponies are going to notice is me, and then they’ll see you and think what’s she doing out of style? You should come with me and get you your own steam pony apparel! I would just die if I saw you in a Steam Pony costume!”
Luna looked at her hoof accessories and thought about how her sister was accurately correct. They weren’t what the ponies today would accept as fashion. The style was bland and used, which was only one problem with the regalia. The blue hoof shoes, though matching, was nothing compared to the eye catching style of her sister. She also wanted Celestia to be happy for her, so after much mental debate with herself, she agreed making Celestia gave a nice, big, toothy grin. As the two prepared to exit the palace and head to the nearest designer’s boutique with haste, Celestia explained “You won’t be disappointed, I assure you! The geared attires will make you look fabulous, but in order to get it right, you need to be sure to show your true position, personality wise. If you don’t, the style comes out wrong, and just doesn’t fit your characteristics! Of course they explain this at the shop, but I thought it’d be best for me to warn you ahead of time.”
The two would soon exit the palace and strut into the streets of Canterlot, and both princesses were in for one amazing sight.
