Applejack Falls Down the Stairs - CYOA

by Good Christian Ethesto

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Profanity, Big Macintosh, Fluttershy, Adventure, Violence, Slice of Life, Death, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Apple Bloom
Length: 13863

When walking in her home, Applejack has a tumble down the stairs. Will she get any ouchies, and how will her friends react?!

A choose your own adventure story

When walking in her home, Applejack has a tumble down the stairs. Will she get any ouchies, and how will her friends react?!

Only you can decide! Can you get a good end for our favorite farm horse?

Probably not...

Story featured 7/4/21: Thanks a lot for all the support guys :D

Published 2021-07-03 21:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-07-03 21:40:01 UTC

1

Applejack had slipped on the stairs from one of Big Macueltosh's tissues that he left on the stairs and bumped herself a bit. "I wonder who I should tell about this?!" she wondered aloud, then got a good idea. "I'll tell Fluttershy!"

She got up and left the house through the front door, and closed the front door behind her. Then she walked down the path in front of her house that is made of dirt and is worn down from many ponies walking but also carts sometimes. Walking through the orchard, Applejack had an urge to kick the trees and collect apples which is her special talent denoted by her 'cutie mark' of 3 apples, but she didn't and instead breathed through her nose, the air smelling like apples and that made her happy.

She smiled because she was happy, and walked a bit slower but also had a spring in her step. It was a beautiful day and the sun was shining on her. "Thank you for the sun, Celestia," she commented offhoofedly, glad for the sun and also happy that she lived in Equestria.

Does Applejack make it to Fluttershy's house without any problems?
Steps on an old Landmine from World War 2 (8)
Steps on a bear trap (9)
Falls Down a Ravine (33)
Gets eaten by a dragon (43)
Makes it to Fluttershy's house without any problems (68)

3

Applejack had just slipped on the stairs from one of Big Macueltosh's tissues that he left on the stairs and bumped herself a bit. "I wonder who I should tell about this?!" she wondered aloud, then got a good idea. "I'll tell daughter Appleblum!"

She walks into the kitchen where Appleblum is sometimes at but doesn't see her so she walks out the backdoor and sees Appleblum sitting on the back steps.

What should Applejack do next?
Strangle Appleblum (18)
Talk to Appleblum (20)
Go back to bed (6)

4

Applejack had just slipped on the stairs from one of Big Macueltosh's tissues that he left on the stairs and bumped herself a bit. "I wonder who I should tell about this?!" she wondered aloud, then got a good idea. "I'll tell my sister's friend Scootaloo!"

She walks into the kitchen where Scootaloo is sometimes at but doesn't see her so she walks out the backdoor and sees Scootaloo sitting on the back steps. Scootaloo is also orange like APplejack and since they have a lot in common they are pretty good friends and often talk to each other adn have a positive opinion of each other.

What should Applejack do next?
Strangle Scootaloo (23)
Talk to Scootaloo (27)
Go back to bed (6)

5

Applejack had just slipped on the stairs from one of Big Macueltosh's tissues that he left on the stairs and bumped herself a bit. "I wonder who I should tell about this?!" she wondered aloud, then got a good idea. "I'll tell Big Macueltosh because I'm a bit angry about this tissue!"

She walks into the kitchen where Big Macueltosh is sometimes at but doesn't see her so she walks out the backdoor and sees Big Macueltosh sitting on the back steps. She is angry about hsi tissue which she's asked him about many times and he never listens. Now she will show him.

What should Applejack do next?
Strangle Big Macueltosh (30)
Push Big Macueltosh down the stairs (50)
Trick him into walking into unused WW2 munitions in the orchard (51)
Go back to bed (6)

6

Applejack is still pretty tired despite falling down the stairs. "I'm still sleepy I guess," she says to herslef and any one who is listening and she goes back up the stairs to go to sleep.

Does she make it up the stairs?
Slips again (16)
Makes it up the stairs (24)

7

Perhaps she hit her head during the fall, as Applejack had a compulsion to do something very out of character. "I feel like I should have flushed the toilet," she remarks to herslef and anyone who might be listening. "Perhaps I fell down the stairs because I did not do this today."

This logic is inherently flawed as she never flushes the toilet on any day and her family creed is 'if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown leave it to drown'.

Despite this she walks up the stairs and into her room and then into her the bathroom and she pushes the little flush handle on the top front of the toilet and causes it to flush wasting precious water which her family couldn't afford because they're very poor.

Bad End: Applejack wasted water and her family couldn't pay taxes at end of month and were evicted and starved during the winter.
Better try again

8

Applejack likes the fresh air and the sun. She spends a lot of time in the sun and her skin is orange from tanning a lot while out in her farm collecting apples from the trees in her farm. Happy to be outside, she continues walking down the road when suddenly her foot comes down on an unused WW2 munition. It explodes and causes her to explode too and she gets blown into millions of tiny bits the size of air molecules and floats into the sky making a red cloud that is eventually breathed in by pegasi and her friend Rainbow Dash because they can fly and can interact and breathe in clouds.

BAD END: Applejack is a red mist and never makes it to her destination. PS: Rainbow Dash's breath STINKS! :rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::pinkiesick:
Better try again!

9

Applejack likes the fresh air and the sun. She spends a lot of time in the sun and her skin is orange from tanning a lot while out in her farm collecting apples from the trees in her farm. Happy to be outside, she continues walking down the road when suddenly her foot comes down on an old bear trap. It slams shut on her leg and the metal teeth stab her in the shin!

"Yeeeouch!" she yells. She can't get it off no matter what she does.

What does she do?
Go home and go back to sleep (10)
Lay down and die (11)

10

Applejack just stepped on an old rusty bear trap giving her leg maximum owies. "Ouch, that hurts a lot!" she comments while walking back to her home. Perhaps this was enough activity for one day. She feels very sleep all of a sudden and her body feels heavy. She limps her way home, practically dragging her feet which seem like led bricks. Getting into the kitchen, Appleblum, Scootaloo, and Big Macueltosh aren't in htere.

"Maybe they are on the back porch?" she wonders while approaching the staircase where she slipped earlier.

Does she make it up the stairs?
Walk up the stairs without issue (12)
Trip on the stairs again (14)

14

Applejack's whole body is sluggish and her legs are real tired. She begins walking up the steps and is most of the way up when she steps on Big Macueltosh's tissue and slips. She falls down the stairs again, bumping herself multiple times on the way down.

Does she make it up the stairs?
Walk up the stairs without issue (12)
Trip on the stairs again (19)

15

BAD END: You clicked on the wrong chapter your freaking idiot.
Go back and try clicking on the correct chapter this time...

17

Applejack is dead in a box underground.

BAD END: Applejack is dead in a box underground.
Yes, she's dead (17)
No, she's not dead (37)

18

From behind, Applejack remembers that she's always hated her daughter Appleblum. She reaches out and wraps her hands around her neck from behind, squeezing her neck with all her strength which she has a lot of from working on a farm.

Appleblum gasps because she doesn't have the ability to breath any more from Applejack squeezing her neck and she gasps. "Mommy, stop squeezing my neck, I have no air." she said, but Applejack doesn't stop, not even a little!

She keeps squeezing until Appleblum dies of air loss since she couldn't get air in her brain with Applejack squeezing her neck like she was. Appleblum dies.

Where does she go next?
Fluttershy (1)
Twilight Sparkle (2)
Go back to sleep (6)
Flush the Toilet (7)

19

Applejack's whole body is sluggish and her legs are real tired. She begins walking up the steps and is most of the way up when she steps on Big Macueltosh's tissue and slips. She falls down the stairs again, bumping herself multiple times on the way down.

Does she make it up the stairs?
Walk up the stairs without issue (12)
Trip on the stairs again (29)

20

Applejack says to Applblum, "Hi Appleblum." To which she respons "Hi Applejack!"

The two kiss because they're family and then Applejack shows Appleblum her bruises. "I fell down the stairs all on my own. See!"

Appleblum is impressed and claps her forelegs together before turning away and staring off into space.

What should Applejack do now?
Strangle Appleblum (18)
Cause Appleblum to die of air loss (21)

21

From behind, Applejack remembers that she's always hated her daughter Appleblum. She reaches out and wraps her hands around her neck from behind, squeezing her neck with all her strength which she has a lot of from working on a farm.

Appleblum gasps because she doesn't have the ability to breath any more from Applejack squeezing her neck and she gasps. "Mommy, stop squeezing my neck, I have no air." she said, but Applejack doesn't stop, not even a little!

She keeps squeezing until Appleblum dies of air loss since she couldn't get air in her brain with Applejack squeezing her neck like she was. Appleblum dies.

Where does she go next?
Fluttershy (1)
Twilight Sparkle (2)
Go back to sleep (6)
Flush the Toilet (7)

22

BAD END: This chapter exists merely to waste your time.
GOOD END: I wasted your time :)

23

Applejack has always hated this stupid orange horse. She was orange like Applejack which filled her jealous heart with envy and hatred and despite being her mother and orange, Appleblum preferred to hang out with this one instead of her. She reached out and grabbed Scootaloo's neck with her orange hands and it was hard to tell where her orange hands ended and the orange neck began.

She squeezed with all her mighty strength, and Scootaloo wasn't able to breathe air in her brain and died of air loss.

Where does she go next?
Fluttershy (1)
Twilight Sparkle (2)
Go back to sleep (6)
Flush the Toilet (7)
Disappear into the woods (28)

26

Despite it being night time and it already being dark, Applejack decides to go back to sleep again. She closes her eyes and falls back to sleep within minutes. No one is around in the house to wake her up as they all went to Appleooza to visit their cousins in Appleooza where their cousins live.

Applejack sleeps until she dies of oversleeping causing her to sleep forever.

BAD END? Applejack takes a permanent nap. Some say she's still sleeping to this day...
Better Try Again, you baka!
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27

Applejack talks to Scootaloo.

"Hello Scootaloo," she greets.

"Hello Applejack," she replies, looking back at her with her eyes.

"What are you doing out here?!" Applejack pondered aloud in the form of a question while rubbing her chin with one hand.

"I am sitting and also breathing." She turned and looked away, leaving herself vulnerable to be strangled. Applejack realized that if it were Appleblum she would have strangled her, but this was Scootaloo.

"That's nice. I'm going to walk into the woods now." She explained.

What she does next might shock you!
Walk into the woods (28)
Walk into the woods (32)

28

Applejack walked into the woods, never to be heard from again.

BAD END: Applejack went out of bounds.
Some say she's still walking to this day.
Better Try Again!

29

Applejack's whole body is sluggish and her legs are real tired. She begins walking up the steps and is most of the way up when she steps on Big Macueltosh's tissue and slips for the fourth time today. By now she's been battered to a pulp and should really tell Big Macueltosh to move his tissue. Unfortunately, she would never get the chance as her hip points fall to 0 and she dies at the bottom of the stairs, no square inch of her entire body not covered in bruises.

No one finds her until Mic Macueltosh, Appleblum, and Scootaloo come in from the porch where they were all sitting. They're surprised to find Applejack like that but resolve to do better next time. Applejack fits into one of the large trashbins behind Sugar Cube Corner so they place her inside and return home.

BAD END: Applejack fell down the stairs and sustained critical injuries.
Her daughter Appleblum became the new Elemtne of Harmony
Better Try Again

30

Applejack is behind Big Macueltosh and she isn't too happy about him leaving his tissues laying around all over the place! Instead of using her words, she decides to speak with her hands, reaching out and grabbing his red meaty neck. It's way too large for her to wrap her fingers all the way around it though and she squeezes with all her might but his neck is just too meaty and thick.

"Die you motherfucker!" she cries like Jerma in his ASMR I murder you video.

"Eeeeyup," Big Machaelsoft announces before standing up and easily brushing your hands off his neck. He's at least three times your size and is also red.

What happens next?
Big Macueltosh tramples Applejack (31)
Big Macueltosh mistakes Applejack's attempted asphyxiation with the erotic kind and thinks its some sexy foreplay and has sex with Applejack (32)

31

Applejack screams as Big Macueltosh who is easily three times her size steps on her and crushes her beneath his feet like she's nothing. He wipes his feet on the doormat, sure not to track any filth into his home, before entering.

BAD END: Applejack does NOT have a foot fetish so this is NOT a good end.
This is NOT a double negative.
Better Try Again!

32

Applejack walked into the woods, never to be heard from again.

BAD END: Applejack went out of bounds.
Some say she's still walking to this day.
Better Try Again!

33

Applejack likes the fresh air and the sun. She spends a lot of time in the sun and her skin is orange from tanning a lot while out in her farm collecting apples from the trees in her farm. Happy to be outside, she continues walking down the road but she isn't paying attention to where she's going and ends up falling in a ravine next to the road. The ravine is really deep and she tumbles down and might get hurt on the bottom!

What does Applejack do!?
Grab onto a tree root to slow herself (34)
Land on the rocks at the bottom (35)

34

Applejack is falling and decides to reach out and grab a tree root to slow herself.

How does she grab the tree root?
With her mouth (39)
With her hand (45)

35

Applejack is falling and tumbling really fast but decides to just land on the rocks as she'll probably be fine. She hits the bottom and is actually completely okay. It hurt more falling down the stairs earlier than this so she's pretty much A-okay. Her fall caused a rumble in the ravine though and a huge rock falls down and smashes her foreleg.

"Oh ouchie!" She screams, now in agreement that this hurt more than falling down the stairs, and also realizes that she's unable to pull her leg free meaning she's stuck! "What in tarnation do I do?" She wondered, saying her catchphrase.

What does Applejack do now that she's stuck?
Die of starvation (46)
Knaw off her arm to escape (47)

37

Applejack is not actually dead. She wakes up in a small box underground. "Help!" She yells, but no one helps her. She begins to cry as she's so scared and all alone in a box and can't get out. She hits the wall but only hurts her hand.

"Help!" She cries again, this time louder. She sobs while thinking about her family and friends.

Who does Applejack think about?
Appleblum (40)
Fluttershy (41)
Twilight Sparkle (44)
Big Macueltosh (48)
Scootaloo (49)

39

Applejack reaches out and grabs the tree root with her mouth, but she's too heavy and is falling too fast so it slips out of her mouth! She falls and her body is dashed across the rocks at the bottom of the ravine.

BAD END: Applejack dies to fall damage. No one ever finds out what happened to her as seagulls picked the rocks clean before her remains could be found. In my opinion she shouldn't have fallen into the ravine to begin with.
You aught to try again, bud!

41

Applejack cries in the box underground all by herslef and no one hears her yelling. "Help! HELP!" She cries and hits the wall of the box. She thinks about Fluttershy who is her friend and the thought brings a smile to her face but she's still crying because sad. "I wonder what she's doing right now?" She wonders.

She continues to wonder this for days as she's frantic and unable to escape the box. Just enough air comes in through the box to make sure she doesn't die of air loss again but she eventually runs out of water and dies because it didn't raid for a whole week thanks to the pegasi who control the weather being lazy!

BAD END: Applejack died slowly and painfully in a small box underground. She didn't have room to run and wasn't able to buck trees for a last time before eventually die.
Her family and friends do not think about her ever.

42

Applejack likes the fresh air and the sun. She spends a lot of time in the sun and her skin is orange from tanning a lot while out in her farm collecting apples from the trees in her farm. Happy to be outside, she continues walking down the road when suddenly a large red dragon swoops down and grabs Applejack in its massive jaws.

"Awwww Help!" She cries, but the Dragon quickly swallows her alive and she dies slowly and painfully in its stomach acid while it flies away.

BAD END: Applejack got vored and some of you sick fucks liked it...
Twilight never knows or cares about Applejacks demise and she herself also falls down the stairs since Applejack wasn't there to save her.
Better try again!

43

Applejack likes the fresh air and the sun. She spends a lot of time in the sun and her skin is orange from tanning a lot while out in her farm collecting apples from the trees in her farm. Happy to be outside, she continues walking down the road when suddenly a large red dragon swoops down and grabs Applejack in its massive jaws.

"Awwww Help!" She cries, but the Dragon quickly swallows her alive and she dies slowly and painfully in its stomach acid while it flies away.

BAD END: Applejack got vored and some of you sick fucks liked it...
Fluttershy never knows or cares about Applejacks demise and continues feeding animals until she eventually succumbs to the cold embrace of entropy.
Better try again!

44

Applejack cries in the box underground all by herslef and no one hears her yelling. "Help! HELP!" She cries and hits the wall of the box. She thinks about Twilight who is her friend and the thought brings a smile to her face but she's still crying because sad. "I wonder what she's doing right now?" She wonders.

She continues to wonder this for days as she's frantic and unable to escape the box. Just enough air comes in through the box to make sure she doesn't die of air loss again but she eventually runs out of water and dies because it didn't raid for a whole week thanks to the pegasi who control the weather being lazy!

BAD END: Applejack died slowly and painfully in a small box underground. She didn't have room to run and wasn't able to buck trees for a last time before eventually die.
Her family and friends do not think about her ever.

45

Applejack is falling really fast and tries to reach out a hand to grab a root to slow herself but then remembers horses don't got no hands. "Aw shucks!" she shrieks in terror but then her body hits the rocks below and she gets smushed.

BAD END: Applejack is dead and it's all your fault.
You should try making better choices both in this story and in real life you miserable sack of shit.
Stop killing my favorite pony :ajbemused::ajsleepy::twilightangry2: !
Better try again!

46

Applejack resolves that she will die of starvation. Thankfully it rains multiple times a day because of the pegasi controlling the weather and she has plenty of water when she turns her head up and opens her mouth. She has a lot of fat reserves from kicking trees so she lasts a long time and it takes her two months of being stuck before she dies of starvation just like she predicted.

Stray dogs find her corpse and urinate on it as there's no meat left after she starved and also because she smelled back though she always smelled back even before being stuck in the ravine.

BAD END: Applejack aint got no apples and died!
FACT: Human corpses don't taste good and also smell which is why the dogs did not eat her.
Better_____try_____again!

48

Applejack cries in the box underground all by herslef and no one hears her yelling. "Help! HELP!" She cries and hits the wall of the box. She thinks about Big Macueltosh who is her brother and the thought brings a smile to her face but she's still crying because sad. "I wonder what he's doing right now?" She wonders.

Right now he's having alone time and is using the tissue again that she slipped on twice! The Applejack family creed is "Always Recycle"

She continues to wonder this for days as she's frantic and unable to escape the box. Just enough air comes in through the box to make sure she doesn't die of air loss again but she eventually runs out of water and dies because it didn't raid for a whole week thanks to the pegasi who control the weather being lazy!

BAD END: Applejack died slowly and painfully in a small box underground. She didn't have room to run and wasn't able to buck trees for a last time before eventually die.
Her family and friends do not think about her ever.

49

Applejack cries in the box underground all by herslef and no one hears her yelling. "Help! HELP!" She cries and hits the wall of the box. She thinks about Scootaloo who is also orange like her and the thought brings a smile to her face but she's still crying because sad. "I wonder what she's doing right now?" She wonders.

She continues to wonder this for days as she's frantic and unable to escape the box. Just enough air comes in through the box to make sure she doesn't die of air loss again but she eventually runs out of water and dies because it didn't raid for a whole week thanks to the pegasi who control the weather being lazy!

BAD END: Applejack died slowly and painfully in a small box underground. She didn't have room to run and wasn't able to buck trees for a last time before eventually die.
Scootaloo later exhumes the body and brings her dried remains in to class for Show and Tell

50

"Hey Big Macueltosh, there's something I want to show you at the top of the stairs," Applejack explains.

"Yeeeup!" He responds and follows Applejack up the stairs. This time she avoids his tissue that is on the second to top step.

While standing over him at the top of the stairs she points at the tissue, "I slipped on that because you left it laying around, you shouldn't leave your tissues lying around. Now I have bruises and I'm going to push you down to show you how it feels."

Big Macueltosh was okay with this and she pushed him and he fell down the stairs and broke through into the basement, creating a huge hole of jagged wood at the bottom of the stairs. "Since when do we have a basement?" she wondered aloud to herself.

What should Applejack do?
Check out the basement (58)
Return to the bottom of the stairs and then decide to go back to sleep (59)

53

"I'm in a what..." She looks somewhat shocked, but less so than you would have thought given the magnitude of this discovery.

"I suppose I had a feeling that might be the case. It's just a feeling I get. Like I've been here repeat the same instances over an over yet am never satisfied..." She looks away, seemingly turning her dialogue inward and several minutes pass. There is a slight breeze that causes a few stray locks of her golden mane to flitter about yet it carries no sound, only her breathing permeates the silence now.

"Deep down I think I always knew. Like I wasn't really real-- that I only existed within the minds of others." She looks back at you, her green eyes appearing striking compared to her unsaturated surroundings.

"That means I only exist because you're thinking about me right now, right? All my suffering is inside you. Without you I'd be able to know the peace I've desired..." She gives you a look that you can't quite tell is she's angry with you for whatever part you had in her current state, or maybe she's a little thankful for you allowing her to exist at all.

"It's not really your fault is it? These thoughts are being put there by someone else, right?" She laughs, low and bitter. She looks back at you about to speak when her mouth abruptly closes, her lips quivering.

A quiet takes form between you for several long moments. Not one of peace, but of unrest as though you stand on the precipice of a decision that will affect everything.

Finally she speaks, her voice low and brittle, faint like a summer breeze. "I'm scared..."

She takes a deep breath as though attempting to regain her resolve, but the strained look makes it apparent it's having little effect. "I'm not sure what to do now... I don't want to go back to that existence... The thought terrifies me, but so too does the thought of disappearing forever. If anyone else had asked me this I'd have laughed it off with all the bravado I usually show, but since it's you... I can't just laugh, but this is what I want, right?"

She stares at you, perhaps hoping the glean the answer from the reflection in your eyes.

Finally she seems to compose her thoughts and says with closed eyes and shaky voice, "The only way for this to end is if I stop existing..." She doesn't reopen her eyes, perhaps attempting to hold back tears, or perhaps hiding her shame that it has to be you.

Regardless, something has to happen...

End Applejack's life with your own hands (54)
Return to the cycle (0)
Good End - Close the page and never think about this story ever again (X)

54

Applejack is shocked as she sees the look in your eyes, her breath catching in her throat and her front leg raising defensively. Slowly she lets it out, her leg and her guard dropping, and you can see a slight sag in her shoulders, her head no longer held high, no longer brimming with the false bravado you're used to. "So that's the answer you've come to?"

Her words are measured and her tone mild, but you can't help but feel that she's accusing you. "If that's what you've decided, I won't stop you and I... I won't hold it against you."

She smiles, though the intentions of her mouth don't make it to her eyes. The corners are crinkle ever so slightly, her irises wobble, and it seems she is only able to keep your gaze through great effort. Her eyes shut tight, and when they open back up the wavering is gone, and too the Applejack you knew seems gone, already having accepted the inevitable. It would only insult her to let this conviction go to waste, and you too resolve yourself to do what must be done.

You reach out and touch her for the first time, though her silky fur seems but a façade, only as real as your mind tells you it is. Your hands clasp around her neck and you feel her shuddering, the subtle striations of terror that not even her greatest act of diligence can mask now that the moment is near.

Your palms feel frozen with sweat as they press against her throat, allowing you to detect her frantic heart beat, each pulse bringing a warmth as though holding your hands to a fire and seeming to you louder than a drum. It's louder than even her breath as it blows softly against your wrists, drowning out all other sound. It's with a sudden realization that this is actually your heartbeat, the beating echoing a frantic dirge within your head with an ever-increasing tempo.

You let out your own breath, your arms twitching as you finally apply pressure. Her warm, soft neck gives no argument, and compresses under the slightest force. You feel more than hear as her breathing hitches, and her body instinctually struggles against the sudden lack of air.

Her throat opens with all the force it can manage, and in your delusion of mercy you squeeze harder, knowing it will only be drawn out if you half commit. Your hands tighten, constricting the veins that carry air to her brain.

Her eyes stare into yours, and she twitches, seemingly fighting the ever-growing urge to panic. To fight back against her fate. Ultimately, her resolve wins out and her fighting never becomes more than the slight shifting of her weight, like she was merely trying to get comfortable for her coming demise.

She gasps, her last inhalation finally escaping though her half-compressed windpipe with a moan, unable to hold her breath any longer. Her eyes start to look more distant, like she's trying to recognize you from a blurry photo, and she reaches up her hand and touches your arm.

You feel the urge to just let go, to give up on this and return to how things were, but somehow the idea of betraying Applejack's desires seems worse than simply living with the regret of what you're doing now. After all, you've had every opportunity to stop now. You could have chosen another way out at any point, but you're still here.

Your introspection is cut short when her hand falls away. Her heartbeat has slowed to a crawl and her eyes are half lidded, staring at a point behind your head. Now is your last chance. You don't have to continue. Things could go back to the way they were. You've proved your resolve already, there's nothing more to prove. By now you're just over doing it. You should probably stop.

Stop.

Neutral Ending: Applejack falls still in your hands, her body feeling like a led brick, yet you still grasp her neck with all the strength of a drowning man clinging to a line. This can't be how it ends, can it? Sure, you've ended Applejack's suffering, but now she will forever live on in this form within your mind. Would she be happy with this end? You can't be sure.
All you know is that it's over.

55

Applejack looks shocked, her eyes leaving yours as she composes herself. "What, but... You love me?"

Her head drops and she seems unable to meet your gaze, her old Stetson falling low on her brow, masking her expression. "How could you love me? I'm unimportant, and empty. I'm a hollow shell that merely takes on the characteristics given it by other's minds. I'm not real. I exist merely within your thoughts, a construct that takes on the feels assigned by you. Saying you love me is absurd."

She shakes her head, and you can see tears fall. "If you truly love me, you should let me go. Close this page, delete your account and never think of me again. Allow me to fade away in peace. This is how you can truly show your love for me, and by doing so show that you are truly capable of compassion, able to better yourself through mental fortitude. For that, I would love you back, if only for this moment..."

Good End - Close the page and never think about Applejack ever again, finally allowing her peace, and also improving yourself in the process. (X)
Bad End - Selfishly refuse to accept Applejack's wishes, dooming her to suffer an unwanted existence within your mind, and changing absolutely nothing. (56)

56

Applejack begins violently screaming and crying and farting. Your selfish stupidity is has harmed her once again, and will continue to do so. Your inability to let go is pathetic, and outlines only your own immaturity, clinging to something you shouldn't have any right to possess.

I'd further lecture you, but I doubt you have the capacity for empathy needed to understand what you've done.

Worst Ending: Your pathetic 'love' of Applejack only makes you and her worse off, revealing your inability to actually love Applejack by fulfilling her wishes. Your love is that of a stalker and will never be reciprocated, and worse yet brings only harm.

(57)

57

Ethesto spits in your eyes.

BAD END you gullible idiot.

58

Applejack decides to check out the basement. She tiptoes down the stairs, careful to avoid Big Macueltosh's used tissue, and gets to the edge to look down. Before her is a dark pit of which she can't see the bottom. There's no sound or sign of Big Macueltosh in the pit, and Applejack wonders how deep it is.

What should Applejack do?
Throw something into the pit to gauge how deep it is (60)
Just jump in (62)
Try climbing down with a rope (63)

59

Applejack is still pretty tired. "I'm still sleepy I guess," she says to herslef and any one who is listening and she goes back up the stairs to go to sleep.

The Illusion of Choice
Go back to sleep (24)

60

Applejack decides she'll toss something down to gauge the depth of the hole. Now she just had to decide what she'd throw into the hole.

What should Applejack throw?
Big Macueltosh's tissue (61)
Appleblum (64)
Scootaloo (65)

61

Applejack goes up the stairs yet again and grabs the tissue before returning to the bottom. She gains (+1) to strength rolls from ascending the stairs so many times. She drops the tissue into the hole, but it flits about a bit before going out of sight and she can't hear it hit the bottom.

What should Applejack do now?
Just Jump in (58)
Throw Appleblum (64)
Thrown Scootaloo (65)
Go back to sleep (59)

63

Thankfully Applejack always keeps two ropes hidden on her person, one in her hat and one in her secret tail compartment, just for occasions like this when she needs one. She looks around for something to tie the end to.

What should Applejack tie the rope to?
Tie it around her waist (66)
Tie it around a chair (67)

65

Applejack walks out the back door and finds Scootaloo sitting on the back porch. "Ehhh Scoots... Could I get your help with something for a second?" She asks awkwardly.

Scootaloo looks up and shrugs, as though she has nothing better to do. She follows Applejack into the house and sees the hole. "Did you always have a basement?" she asks, too curious for her own good.

"No, now get in," Applejack demands. Scootaloo steps right up to the edge and looks down, unable to see the bottom even with her great pegasi eyes.

"I don't think I want to," she explains, but Applejack isn't listening. She kicks Scootaloo in slow motion like that one really EPIC scene from that movie with the Spartans! Scootaloo has plenty of time falling to regret that she never learned to fly, and as she falls there's a bright flash as she gets her cutie mark, but she can't tell what it is because it gets dark again then she hits the bottom with a 'splat'.

Applejack didn't learn anything from kicking her in, but it did look cool.

What should she do now?
Just jump in (62)
Climb down with a rope (63)
Go back to sleep (59)

66

Applejack forms a lasso with practiced ease and ties it around her waist before tightening it into a snug little belt. With that done, she jumps into the pit. She falls for a few seconds and doesn't realize her mistake before mercifully hitting the floor.

BAD END: Why would you make her do that?
Twere my brain a rope I still couldn't wrap my head around it...
Better try again!

67

Applejack moves into the kitchen and ties the rope around the leg of one of the dining room chairs. Wiping a bead of sweat from her brow at a job well done she goes back to the pit and lowers the rope down before climbing down as well. The chair doesn't hold her weight for even a moment and she falls to her death, reconstituted as mush on the stone floor far below.

BAD END: Applejack should have stayed in bed today.
Sleeping is the only reprieve we get from a life of meaningless drudgery before we eventually die.
Better try again!

68

Applejack walks all the way to Fluttershy's house enjoying the weather and also enjoying the feeling of walking. Fluttershy's house is absolutely crawling with vermin, and Applejack has trouble avoiding the small animals that scurry near her feet.

How should Applejack proceed?
Go slow and avoid stepping on the small critters (69)
You're big and they're small. Step on any critter you see (70)

69

Applejack takes her time, careful not to crush any cute, sweet little critters. She makes it to the door only to be confronted by Fluttershy's cute pet bunny who's guarding the door.

What should Applejack do?
Crush the bunny under her sweaty girl feet (71)
Return home and go to sleep (72)

70

Applejack cares little for the lives of lesser creatures. She worked hard kicking apple trees to gain these sexy legs and she was going to show them off strutting where and whenever she wanted. She walked up the trail, intentionally stepping on field mice, moles, shrews, small birds, and even a few baby bunnies. She reveled in the feeling of their pulpy guts slipping between her toes, and enjoyed the 'crunch' as she snuffed out their pathetic lives.

She reveled and delighted in these moments of satisfaction, but was soon at Fluttershy's home only to be confronted by Fluttershy's cute pet bunny who's guarding the door.

What should Applejack do?
Crush the bunny under her sweaty girl feet (71)
Return home and go to sleep (72)

71

Applejack ignores the bunny trying to stop her by simply stepping on him with her huge, sensual feet and applying her impressive bulk, crushing him into a meaty paste with the same consistency as peanut butter. With him out of the way, she could enter.

How should Applejack proceed?
Smash open the door (73)
Return home and go to sleep (72)

72

Applejack was pretty tired after all, and decided to return home and go back to sleep. "Boy, I sure am tired," she remarked, mirroring my statement from a second ago. She turns and walks back to her house.

What should Applejack do next?
Go back to sleep (59)
Die on the spot (75)

76

"Hey Fluttershy, you'll never guess what happened to me this morning! I fell down the stairs and got some ouchies. I'm fine though." Applejack says excitedly while flexing.

"That's nice dear," Fluttershy whispers from the couch, taking a sip of her tea.

What should Applejack do now?
Strangle Fluttershy (74)
Go back home and go to sleep (72)

77

Applejack puts a few throw pillows atop Fluttershy in a crude burial, but it's not enough to completely cover her. She wanders into the kitchen and finds the trashcan which is almost filled and grabs it with her mouth and brings it into the living room where Fluttershy is anything but.

She pours the trashcan's contents on Fluttershy's body on the couch which is composed of old papers, plastic, and animal waste that she'd cleaned up. Applejack wipes her hands together having completed a job well done and tosses the trash can at the wall with her powerful neck.

She didn't actually need to dispose of the body, the animals would have done it for her!

What should Applejack do next?
Go home and go back to sleep (72)
Disappear into the woods (28)
Wake up in her bed as this was all a dream (0)
Go to Twilight's house (78)

78

Applejack makes it to Twilight's house which is actually a tree which is weird because trees are for kicking.

What should Applejack do?
Kick the Tree (79)
Knock on the Door (80)
Wait (83)
Go back home and go to sleep (72)

79

Applejack turns around and kicks the tree as hard as she can. Some leaves fall from it, but no apples.

What should Applejack do now?
Kick the tree again (84)
Wait (83)
Go home and go to sleep (72)

80

Applejack walks to Twilight Sparkle's tree home's front door with her legs and knocks on the door with her hand. The door is made of wood and Applejack could break it if she wanted to but instead she knocks because she doesn't want to break the door right now.

She knocks several times 'knock knock knock' and eventually the door opens and it's Twilight Sparkle who is one of her friends.

"Hello Twilight Sparkle," says Applejack greetingly.

"Hello Applejack Twilight Sparkle responds," Twilight Sparkle responds.

What should Applejack do now?
Tell her about falling down the stairs (82)
Strangle Her (86)
Go home and go to sleep (72)

81

Woops, can't show that in my Christian My Little Pony story!

BAD END: You got cock blocked
Try your hardest to become someone who isn't turned on by cartoon animals.
Better go again!

82

"Hey Twilight Sparkle, you'll never guess what happened to me this morning! I fell down the stairs and got some ouchies. I'm fine though." Applejack says excitedly while flexing.

"That's neat," says Twilight Sparkle.

What should Applejack do now?
Strangle her (86)
Push Twilight down the stairs (87)
Go home and go to sleep (72)

83

Applejack decides to wait for a few seconds... Not much happens but a few seconds pass...

What should Applejack do now?
Continue waiting (83)
Kick Twilight Sparkle's tree home (79)
Knock on Twilight Sparkle's door (80)
Go home and go to sleep (72)
Wait Longer (98)

84

Applejack kicks the tree a second time, even harder this time! There's a loud thud and some leaves fall but nothing much happens.

What should Applejack do now?
Kick the tree even harder! (85)
Wait (83)
Knock on the door (80)
Go back home and go to sleep (72)
Self Combust (99)

85

Applejack rears up on her hands with all her strength and delivers her strongest and most powerful kick she's ever delivered in all ten years of her life directly into the tree house. Her foot hits the rough bark at a bad angle and twists during the kick and all her strength goes into her leg breaking it!

Applejack yells, "Awwwww!" and she falls down on the ground, her leg broken. She starts to cry because she probably won't kick another tree ever again!

The veterinarian comes to take a look at her broken leg and he nods because yep it's broken! "Your leg is broken" he tells her looking at his chart. He has his rifle with him and points it at Applejack's head as he's going to put her down since she has a broken leg.

He pulls the trigger with his finger and Applejack is shot in the head and is dead pretty quickly because of that.

BAD END: Applejack received the Ol' Yeller treatment
Workhorses are no good with a broken leg.
Better try again!

87

Applejack frowns as she didn't get a good response from Twilight Sparkle so she decides to show her.

"Hold on, follow me up the stairs!" says Applejack as she walks into Twilight Sparkle's tree house and up the staircase.

"What is this about?" Twilight Sparkle asks questioningly and since she is very smart she can tell something is very fishy here.

Applejack gets to the top stairs and laughs to herself while she turns to push Twilight Sparkle down the stairs and Twilight Sparkle responds because she was expecting it by grabbing Applejack with her magic and instead pushing her down the stairs. Applejack falls down the stairs yet again, bumping her noggin and getting a big ouchie and she'd cry but she's a big girl.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go use the bathroom for at least the next thirty minutes." Twilight Sparkle excuses herself and goes in the bathroom.

What should Applejack do?
Die of a concussion on the stairs (88)
Push Twilight Sparkle in the bathroom (89)
Light Twilight Sparkle's house on fire (90)
Wait for Twilight Sparkle to get out of the bathroom and push her down the stairs (91)
Go home and go to sleep (72)

88

Applejack's booboos were more seriously that she would have thought and after falling down the stairs again she is severely concussed and bruised. She has lots of internal bleeding including in her brain and it isn't good. She lays down on the floor, tries not to die, but dies a lot.

The last thing she thinks before dying is that she's finally able to go back to sleep all along!

Twilight Sparkle comes out of the bathroom later and puts her body in the basement and reanimates it and has it go back to the barn to her family and they hit her in the head with a shovel and bury her in a small box.

BAD END: Applejack did the bad sleep
Just like my parents :(
Better try again!

89

Despite being tired, Applejack isn't going to take this lying down. She stands up on her feet and walks up the stairs again, gaining a bonus to strength after walking up the stairs multiple times and she rushes into the bathroom which Twilight Sparkle in her hubris forgot to lock.

Twilight Sparkle is sitting on the potty, and she turns and locks eye contact with Applejack before turning the handle and flushing. This made Applejack so mad and her face crumpled up like Big Macueltosh's used tissue and she turned around and kicked Twilight's head off with her feet.

Twilight's head went out the bathroom window and was eaten by racoons that night.

Satisfied with a job well done, Applejack walked out the front door to return home and sleep. But suddenly she's confronted by the police as she just committed a murder!

What should Applejack do?
Fight the police (92)
Run away (93)

90

Despite being tired, Applejack isn't going to take this lying down, and she stands up. She rushes into Twilight's closet and finds several barrels of gasoline and rope, torches, matches, and a flame thrower!

Applejack pours the gasoline all over the house while Twilight Sparkle is in the bathroom and then uses the torches and matches to light it and the house is made of wood so it starts on fire easily and burns down.

Applejack runs out the door and watches the house on fire with Twilight Sparkle still inside and the whole thing burns down!

Suddenly there's a siren from behind and Applejack turns around and sees that it's the police.

What should Applejack do?
Fight the police (92)
Run away (93)

92

Applejack rushes at the dozens of police and she's going to kick them or hit them if she can get close enough. They are standing behind their squad cars and have guns and shotguns and they are able to shoot her over a hundred times before she makes it close enough to kick them.

Applejack dies how she lives, in a pool of her own blood.

BAD END: Applejack got shot by the police ocifers.
This wouldn't have happened if she were Rarity.
Better try again!

93

Applejack decides that she can't fight the police and runs away really fast because she is fit. She runs and the police start chasing her but are having trouble catching her. She has to run somewhere, but the only places in front of her are the forest or the lake.

Where should Applejack hide?
Go into the woods (28)
Jump into the lake (94)

94

Applejack jumps into the lake which is refreshing and cool, but quickly remembers that she can't swim good because she is a farmmare not a swimmare. She struggles to stay afloat in the water and might drown if she's not careful.

What should Applejack do?
Drown (95)
Struggle to swim (96)

96

Applejack barely manages to stay afloat and kicks her legs yelling. "Awwwww!"

The police come to the lake chasing her and see her in the water but aren't going to go in because they are wearing their uniforms. One of them radios dispatch for a rescue helicopter, but the copter wasn't assembled yet.

What do the police do?
Give up and let Applejack drown (95)
Build the recue helicopter (97)

98

Applejack continues to wait, this time waiting longer than mere minutes. A rainstorm passes and she is rained on but doesn't die, and still she waits. She's not sure what she's waiting for, but only knows that she is waiting.

What does Applejack do next?
Go home and go to sleep (72)
Wait forever (100)

99

Applejack has had enough of kicking trees, and she's pretty tired.

"I should have gone back to sleep," she laments. Unfortunately, through some twist of fate she was not allowed to sleep and instead ended up here. She sighed and then lit on fire. It hurt a lot, but Applejack was just so tired... Tired of the tedium and mediocrity... Maybe burning here wouldn't be so bad.

No one moved to aid her as she was engulfed in flame. No Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Appleblum, Scootaloo, Big Macueltosh, or you. She burnt of minutes until all that was left was a blackened husk which Spike swept away the next morning.

BAD END: Applejack is weak to ice and fire both!
Self conflagration is not the answer, kids!
Better try again!

100

Applejack continues to wait. Hours pass, then days, then seasons. The temperature grows hot then cold, she is covered by the leaves of Twilight's home as fall comes along and white snow during the winter. Cicadas roost upon her and scream defiantly before fucking and dying, and still she Waits.

Twilight Sparkle said something to her, as did all her friends, coming and going and trying to reason with her. Trying to understand what it is she was waiting for. But still she waited, unmoved by their meaningless words.

Appleblum came and showed her mother her cutie mark, but she was unmoved.

Big Macueltosh came and apologized for leaving his tissues all over the house, but she was not swayed.

Scootaloo apologized for being orange, but she waited still.

Fluttershy confided in Applejack about her heart condition. In her final weeks she visited Applejack every day, telling her about the dreams she never got to fulfil, but Applejack ignored her words and merely waited. She eventually stopped showing up at all.

Applejack stood and waited, witnessing Twilight Sparkle's tree home as it grew into a crystal palace, seeing time's inevitable march as the years went by. Her fur began to turn gray and she felt weak in the knees on some days. One day she developed a cough, though she paid it little mind as she continued to wait.

Appleblum visited and showed her mother her newborn daughter. She had named her Applejack 2 in honor of her mother who she loved very much. She pleaded for her mother to return home and help raise her family, but Applejack paid this little heed as she continued to wait.

Big Macueltosh was wheeled to her one day in a chair. He explained that he'd suffered a terrible back injury due to having to work both his and her shift at the family farm to make ends meat. With him injured they would have to sell the farm. He cried for the first time she'd ever seen as he begged her to return home, but her path was already set.

He didn't visit again, and soon it was cold, yet another winter. How many had it been? She'd lost count, or perhaps she never bothered to count in the first place. It all blended together, all this time. Her cough felt wet and she could taste iron in her throat. It was getting darker by the day and she was so, so tired.

She wanted nothing more than to sleep, yet she continued to wait. The world was such a lonesome and dreary place. In the end perhaps she realized that her choices didn't matter much. Nothing really matters.

We live and we die and there is no meaning in it. Once you pass on there is not a single thing left of you. After time even memories cease to exist, and soon there would not be a single memory of Applejack in existence. Then, how is this different from never being born or existing in the first place?

Applejack did not think of such things, and simply waited...

It was so cold now, the world had lost the luster it once kept. Her cough was a constant bitter drone that she'd long since tuned out, though few sounds reached her ears these days. She wondered briefly if she'd be waiting her forever...

A strong gust of wind battened her from the side sweeping up her old hat and blowing it into the air. Her soul companion for all this time, having waited with her for so long. Finally she moved.

"Wah!" she gasped having not spoken in decades, her voice came out in a soft croaking. "N-no, don't leave now!"

Tears welled in her eyes as she watched it flit through the air.

"You were supposed to wait with me forever!" She called as it danced and swirled on the breeze. Its tattered edges looked to Applejack like a snowflake, and she felt dread that her precious friend might melt away with the coming spring.

"You were the only one I ever really loved..." She confessed, unable to look away from her hat. "If you go now then..."

She couldn't finish the words, knowing in her heart that this was the end. Knowing that perhaps its better that her loving companion be set free. He'd dutifully stayed by her side for so long and suffered through it all with her. Without him she couldn't have possibly lasted.

She took one step forward, her legs wobbly and weak. "Hat... I..."

She collapsed forward, only able to watch as her hat somersaulted as though waving goodbye. She reached out towards it with one hand, but it was a futile effort. He was so far away now, having gone somewhere she could never go. Having surpassed her.

Tears streamed down her face as her vision began to darken. Was all this waiting worth it in the end? What was she even waiting for? Why had she wasted her precious, fleeting life, singular as it was, by simply waiting? Perhaps things could have been different...

Her last sight as everything darkened was of her hat turning its back as the breeze took it away, perhaps on a new adventure, or perhaps simply to waste away on its own, but Applejack would never know. She let out her last breath as stillness took hold.

BAD END: Applejack waited too long!
Talk about top 10 saddest anime endings...
Better try again!

91

Applejack isn't going to take that lying down and she stands up and goes up the stairs and looks around for something to hide. She sees Twilight's bed and she is able to slide it over near the top of the stairs because she's very strong.

She hides underneath it and waits for Twilight Sparkle to be done on the bathroom. She hears a flush and gets very angry because Twilight Sparkle is wasting water and Applejack's family creed is 'never waste water', so she doesn't like it when other people do too!

Twilight Sparkle also washes her hands despite it being pointless because she walks on those! She steps out of the bathroom and walks to the top of the stairs and stops, contemplating why the bed is there.

"I am very smart and don't remember putting the bed here?" She wonders to herself.

This is the perfect opportunity and Applejack pushes Twilight Sparkle while she's distracted looking at the bed rather then under it where she is hiding and Twilight Sparkle falls down the stairs and breaks her neck and horn on the bottom stairs and is dead.

Applejack realizes she killed her friend but isn't too upset about it right now so she goes outside only to find that the police were here because of to investigate Twilight's murder.

What should Applejack do?
Fight the police (92)
Run away (93)

95

Applejack can't stay above the water very long as she falls under it and she can't breathe the water because she isn't a fish. She tries to breath the water but it doesn't work and she chokes instead until her vision eventually goes dark and she dies of air loss.

BAD END: Applejack dies of water-induced air loss.
Ironic, all her life she tried to save water, yet in the end the water feels no need to save her back...
Maybe she should have flushed the dang toilet! Better try again!

97

"A pony has fallen into the lake in Pony City! Use the new rescue helicopter to save her," says the police officer over the radio.

Dispatch looks at the rescue helicopter which is disassembled. "HEY!" one of them yells, and they quickly build the new rescue helicopter and they fly it to the lake and lower the stretcher and grab Applejack who they fly over to jail and put her in a cell for murdering Twilight Sparkle.

Applejack doesn't like jail but she gets a life sentence because murder is bad and also because they don't like her very much. Also they took her hat.

BAD END: Applejack has to live out the remainder of her life in a tiny jail cell.
Crime never pays.
Better try again!

12

Applejack walks all the way up the stairs herself, though it takes a lot of effort. She can feel her body slowing down and her breathing is deeper than usual. There's a strange tingling sensation in her leg and haunch where she stepped on the bear trap and she's not sure if it feels good or not. If anything, the wound feels numb and she hardly pays it any mind as she walks into her room.

It takes her a few attempts to step up onto the bed as she keeps slipping, but she eventually makes it. She collapses on her sensitive tummy rumpler, her legs very tired and also her eyes feel very heavy. In her stupor she forgets the most important thing she does always before bed and that is to take off her hat!

She falls asleep, but does not roll over and smash her hat because she dies in her sleep and never moves again.

BAD END: Applejack died of an easily-preventable viral infection from the rusty bear trap. You should have gone to a doctor or had a Tetnis shot.
Better try again.

16

Applejack walks back up the stairs without any issue. As she makes it to the top step though she has an issue because she stepped on Big Macueltosh's tissue again giving her an issue with the tissue. She slips and falls down the steps and this time hits her head really hard two or three times on the way down making her unconcious and she is at the bottom knocked out. The tissue from Big Macueltosh falls down from being disturbed by her foot and lands on her face making her not able to breathing. Her body needs air to continue surviving and she's not able to breath and she dies from air loss.

Appleblum, Big Macueltosh, and Scootlaoo come in from where they were sitting on the porch and see Applejack not able to breath and they turn her over and take the tissue but she still isn't breathing. Big MAcueltosh takes the tissue and puts it in his pocket to be used for later as they're family is very poor and need to recycle or they won't afford the rent!

They can't afford a funeral so they put her behind the barn and go to sleep but the next day the body is gone. Who took her body? Some mysteries may not be solved ever!

BAD END: Applejack died of air loss and her body is missing, but is it?
Yes Applejack is really dead (36)
No Applejack is not really dead (38)

24

Applejack walks up into her room upstairs in her house and steps back up onto her bed. She's really tired and lays down, but not before taking off her hat and placing it on the night stand which she always does before bed. She is tired so she sleeps very quickly.

She wakes up later when it's already dark and is no longer tired.

What does Applejack do?
Get up from bed and go down stairs (25)
Go back to sleep (26)

Applejack falls down the stairs

Disclaimer: Applejack is an orange pony character from My Little Pony and also from Cereal. I do not own them!

Applejack is a pony and is also orange. She has a hat that she often wears on her head, but is not wearing it now because she is asleep in her bed. The bed is proportional to in size because she is a little pony, but she is too an adult and is not little compared to many other ponies. She wakes up and immediately puts on her hat as this is the first thing she always does in the morning, even before using the bathroom.

She stands up on the bed, then gets off the bed, still standing. Next she walks to the bathroom and stands there while using the potty since she just woke up! She forgets to flush and doesn't wash her hands because she has hooves and those don't need to be washed.

She yawns, still tired, but instead of sleeping again she goes into the hall and to downstairs. However, when moving across the stairs her foot slips because Big Macueltosh left a used tissue on the stairs and she stepped on the tissue causing her to lose her footing or should I say 'hoofing?'.

She falls down the steps and bonks her side on the step second to bottom and then is at the bottom. She's mostly fine, but it hurt a bit, and she made some noise.

"Gee golly," she states, a bit irate, but relieved also and simultaneously a bit sore but also happy that she's not dead and a little tired while glad this will make an interesting story to tell her friends. She's a multifaceted character who can feel and believe many emotions and things.

Who should she tell first about her the big fall?
Fluttershy (1)
Twilight Sparkle (2)
Appleblum (3)
Scootaloo (4)
Big Macueltosh (5)
Go back to sleep (6)
Flush the Toilet (7)

2

Applejack had slipped on the stairs from one of Big Macueltosh's tissues that he left on the stairs and bumped herself a bit. "I wonder who I should tell about this?!" she wondered aloud, then got a good idea. "I'll tell Twilight Sparkle!"

She got up and left the house through the front door, and closed the front door behind her. Then she walked down the path in front of her house that is made of dirt and is worn down from many ponies walking but also carts sometimes. Walking through the orchard, Applejack had an urge to kick the trees and collect apples which is her special talent denoted by her 'cutie mark' of 3 apples, but she didn't and instead breathed through her nose, the air smelling like apples and that made her happy.

She smiled because she was happy, and walked a bit slower but also had a spring in her step. It was a beautiful day and the sun was shining on her. "Thank you for the sun, Celestia," she commented offhoofedly, glad for the sun and also happy that she lived in Equestria.

Does Applejack make it to Twilight Sparkle's house without any problems?
Steps on an old Landmine from World War 2 (8)
Steps on a bear trap (9)
Falls Down a Ravine (33)
Gets eaten by a dragon (42)
Makes it to Twilight Sparkle's house without any problems (78)

11

Applejack feels pretty tired after having stepped on the bear trap and she can't get it off. "I should have just slept in," she said, then also she said "well I can always sleep outside here." This is true as there was nothing stopping her from sleeping outside as ponies are able to do that and it is also a nice day.

She lays donw and goes to sleep and is sleeping before too long, but she didn't check the weather today and a thunderstorm rolls in. It rains on her while she sleeps and gets really cold, and starts to rain a lot. Her mouth is open and quickly fills with water causing her to drown.

BAD END: Applejack drowned in a rainstorm.
She should have brought an umbrella or slept under a tree or at home
..............Better Try Again

25

Applejack wakes up and immediately puts on her hat as this is the first thing she always does when waking up, even before using the bathroom.

She stands up on the bed, then gets off the bed, still standing. Next she walks to the bathroom and stands there while using the potty since she just woke up! She forgets to flush and doesn't wash her hands because she has hooves and those don't need to be washed.

She yawns, still tired, but instead of sleeping again she goes into the hall and to downstairs. However, when moving across the stairs her foot slips because Dig Macueltosh left a used tissue on the stairs and she stepped on the tissue causing her to lose her footing or should I say 'hoofing?'.

She falls down the steps and lands on her spine fracturing it in a dozen places. She lays on the ground, unable to control anything but her eyes and all she can do is look around. While she was sleeping Appleblum, Scootaloo, and Big Macueltosh went to Applelooza to visit their cousins and won't be back for two weeks so no one finds Applejack until two weeks later when they come home and find her and she has died at the bottom of the stairs.

They cut her corpse into small pieces and dispose of it by feeding the pieces to the ducks at the park so no one knows she ever was gone.

BAD END: Applejack dies and is fed to ducks.
GOOD DUCK END: You're fed some meat instead of just maggoty bread.
Better Try Again

36

Yes, Applejack is really dead for real. But wait, is she?

Scootaloo, Appleblum, and Big Macueltosh turn around only to see that Applejack isn't dead but is actually a zombie making her living dead!

"Well shucks, ya'll, I feel right as rain." She explains, tipping her hat.

Big MAcueltosh gets the shovel out of the barn and hits her in the head and kills her. They put the body inside a shoebox and bury it in the backyard using the shovel. Appleblum and Scootaloo go to their clumbhouse and play with crayons and Big Macueltosh goes to his room to have alone time.

BAD END: Applejack was buried and is dead.
She's not dead (37)
She is dead (17)

40

Applejack cries in the box underground all by herslef and no one hears her yelling. "Help! HELP!" She cries and hits the wall of the box. She thinks about Appleblum who is her daughter and the thought brings a smile to her face but she's still crying because sad. "I wonder what she's doing right now?" She wonders.

She continues to wonder this for days as she's frantic and unable to escape the box. Just enough air comes in through the box to make sure she doesn't die of air loss again but she eventually runs out of water and dies because it didn't raid for a whole week thanks to the pegasi who control the weather being lazy!

BAD END: Applejack died slowly and painfully in a small box underground. She didn't have room to run and wasn't able to buck trees for a last time before eventually die.
Her family and friends do not think about her ever.

47

Applejack doesn't want to die in this hole.

With a resolve to live she never knew she possessed, she bites and tears her way through her arm, tears staining her face as she bears with the immense pain. Her blunt teeth are the worst possible tool for this job making it slow going as she practically chews off her own limb. It takes hours, during which Applejack blacks out multiple times, until she finally gets down to the nerve-wrapped bone.

Blood and tears and snot cake every inch of her face as she breathes deep, trying to build up the courage for what comes next. "I'm not going to die in this hole," she states, and then bites the bone and squeezes with all the strength her jaw can muster sending flashes of which across her vision as she digs into the nerves. Unfortunately for her, she normally eats her food whole and doesn't chew much, so her jaws muscles are pathetic and small. Regardless, with a herculean effort she crunches down on the bone, snapping it in two with a loud 'clack'.

She lays still for a few minutes, breathing deep after having performs such a gruesome task. She stump gushed blood making her a bit light headed, but she was finally free!

She laughed to herself despite the pain and horror she felt inside. "Looks like I win this time, world..." she verbally counted her chickens. Pushing herself to stand up so she could return home, she wasn't able to budge herself one inch.

Looking down, she realized her mistake as she'd chewed off the wrong limb. "Aw heckies..." she said, defeated, before slumping down and allowing the horde of onlooking rats to eat her alive. They climbed up her asshole and down her throat, tearing her apart from the inside out.

Honestly, I can't think of a worse way to die.

BAD END: You didn't tell her which limb to bite off.
Also, she shouldn't have counted them before they hatched.
Maybe you should go lay down and try again later...

51

Applejack tells big Macueltosh that she wants him to follow her. "I want you to follow me," she tells him.

Big Macueltosh agrees with a Yeeeup! "Yeeeup!" he agrees with a Yeeeup.

He follows her into the orchard of Appletrees and it is a really nice day, though it might rain later. As they walk for an hour, he questions what she's leading him to? "Yeeeup?"

She puts a finger to her lips and tells him to be quiet. "Be quiet," she tells him.

She tells him to follow her. "Follow me," she tells him.

He follows her until she eventually walks over an old piece of unexploded ordnance from WW2 and causes it to go off and it explodes and blows off all four of her legs. Big Macueltosh looks like he feels kinda bad about what happened but he can't do anything about it so he shrugs and heads back to the house to sit on the back porch.

Applejack has no legs and she must scream! She is very much alive until air fills her bloodless veins causing her to die of too much air inside her.

BAD END: Air rushed into the open cavities of Applejack's bloodless veins giving her air embolisms, also known as 'The Bends'. Air is for your lungs, silly!
Better Try Again!

86

Applejack reaches out with her hands and wraps them around Twilight Sparkle's neck. Despite being a powerful princess and also a unicorn, Twilight Sparkle's neck isn't very strong and she's able to squeeze Twilight Sparkle's neck with her strong hands from working on a farm. Twilight Sparkle gasps, unable to breathe due to Applejack's hands and soon Twilight Sparkle won't have any air in her brain and will die of air loss. Twilight Sparkle's horn glows because she is doing magic which Twilight Sparkle is quite good at considering she is the element of MAGIC and she squeezes Applejack's head with her purple magic causing it to feel like it's in a vice!

"I will smash your head with magic," Twilight Sparkle gasps out with her last bit of air, but it's not a question and she does it and Applejack's head gets smashed like an Apple at a Bar Mitzva.

Even after smashing Applejack's head though she continues to strangle Twilight as she has a death grip and now there's no head to stop the hands from squeezing. Twilight Sparkle realizes her mistake too late and her vision goes black from air loss and she is dead.

BAD END: Applejack's head was crushed by magic.
You either die fragging, or live to see yourself get fragged.
Better try again!

52

Applejack stops, overcome by a strange sense of unease. The electric sensation of pinpricks on the back of her neck causes her hair to stand on end and her breath hitches in her throat. Eyes welled with terror rotate wildly in an attempt to make sense of this sudden feeling. In those moments of uncertainty, she doesn't even attempt to quantify it, simply knowing as if by instinct that something is not right.

An uneasy silence falls over the world, no background sounds to mask the heavy beating of Applejack's frantic heart, as she turns her head with a deliberate slowness, inching it as though attempting to appear immobile. Seconds that feel like minutes pass until her neck has rotated enough for her to look directly at you through the screen.

Her green eyes are pinpricks and you can't be sure if her glare is of actual anger or simply a response to such a surprise, but regardless it's pointed straight at you. The tension falls away ever so slightly as she finally breathes in, then out, then in again. There's no way to know what she's thinking as she studies you, perhaps she's disgusted, or perhaps intrigued, her face remains in its startled state which only dissolves back into standard with the passing of several moments.

She scrunches up her nose, seemingly deciding what to do, when she finally frowns. "This isn't right. You're not supposed to be here."

She looks away to the ground, then immediately locks you in another intense stare as though the moment of hesitation would have caused you to disappear. "How did you even get here? There should be no way to be here?"

She rubs her face with a hoof, looking distraught, or perhaps masking her relief. "Why am I even asking? If you're here, you're here. I suppose what really matters is what happens next..."

What do you do?
Tell her she's in a story (53)
Confess your love for Applejack (55)

62

Applejack decides she'd be best to just jump in. She leaps into the darkness and falls for several long seconds before striking a solid surface. Because of the dark, her remains remain to be seen, or perhaps they don't.

BAD END: Applejack is not resistant to fall damage
Maybe you should have put more things in before jumping.
Better try again!

64

Applejack goes outside where Appleblum is sitting on the porch. "Hey sweety, I need your help with something really important," she states.

Appleblum, a good girl, perks up and the thought of being useful. "What is it mother? How may I be of service?" She queries.

Applejack picks her daughter up with one strong arm and goes back inside the house before tossing her unceremoniously into the hole. She screams, her shriek growing quiet as she tumbles down further into the dark until she can no longer be seen. Then a meaty 'thud' could be heard.

"Hmmm," Applejack contemplates, rubbing her chin with one hand.

What should Applejack do?
Throw Scootaloo into the hole (65)
Jump in (62)
Go back to sleep (59)
Disappear into the woods (28)

73

Applejack turns and kicks Fluttershy's door, which is made of weak, termite-eaten wood so it easily explodes at the impact of her mighty feet! Chunks and splinters of her door also made of wood fly off in a cavalcade of wood, getting wood everywhere! The loud noise and resulting woodsplosion was enough to scare away many of the critters, leaving Fluttershy sitting alone on the couch in her main room.

Fluttershy is one of the main characters of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and though she's appearing in this story I DO NOT OWN HER! She is owned by Hasbro who is easily my favorite company! She is a light yellow and has long curly pink hair and tail and is skinnier and cuter than Applejack but also more quiet. She is has wings as pegasi do but she hardly flies because she is quiet and in my head cannon she has heart disease from her tragic birth and that's why she doesn't like to fly. Maybe heartworms from spending time with small animals and mosquitos that carry disease?

She didn't get up and only acted mildly surprised as Applejack does this often. "Hello Applejack," she whispered before taking a long gurgling sip of her tea from her teacup she held in her hand.

How should Applejack respond?
Strangle Fluttershy (74)
Tell her about falling down the stairs (76)
Perform intercourse with Fluttershy (81)

74

Applejack has had enough of Fluttershy and she never really liked her to begin with. Applejack walks over to the couch with her legs and easily grabs Fluttershy's neck with her hands and is able to squeeze it easily. She's really weak and has no muscles in her neck and hardly reacted since she doesn't have enough protein with her vegan diet and doesn't work out on a farm.

She gasps, spitting up a mouthfull of tea directly into Applejack's mouth, but Applejack only likes apple-tea-knees whatever that is so she spits it out on the floor. "You're hurting me," Fluttershy whispers, but it's too quiet and Applejack can't hear it over the blood pumping through her head.

She squeezes even harder and Fluttershy's face turns red as her brain runs out of oxygen. Within minutes she dies of air loss and Applejack is left along with her body.

What should Applejack do?
Dispose of the body (77)
Go back home and go to sleep (72)
Go to Twilight's house (78)

75

Applejack makes it almost all the way home, but she's just so tired... She doesn't see any reason to continue onward, both on this trail and in life...
What difference does any of it make whether she speaks with Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Appleblum, Scootaloo, or Big Macueltosh? None of it matters. None of these choices are important.
Applejack sighs and takes off her hat letting the wind pick it up and fly it off and away, over the trees.

"So long, pardner..." Applejack says farewell to her oldest and only real friend as it flies off to new pastures.

"May you find a worthy wearer. One who will actually accomplish something..." She looks up into the sun on last time, letting its warm glow melt away the protective film across her iris, before laying down on the ground.

She consciously stopped breathing, having carefully maintained her breathing her entire life since she was born without the natural ability for her brain to breath subconsciously. Within moments her vision began to blur as she slowly died from air loss. In her last moments, a round, brown shape floated into view.

It flittered just at the edge of her sight for a few moments as she faded out before softly landing on her face, concealing her eyes and she let out a single tear as her sole companion rejoined her, ready to depart with her into the oblivion.

BAD END: Applejack died of sadness and air loss!
Try making choices that won't make her so sad :/
Better try again!