The World of Psycho (outdated)

by The Psychopath

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 2175

Psycho depicts everything that exists in his version of Equestria

This world is connected to :
Destitute: a nightmare of the Nothing
The true Psychopath, and pretty much every story starting with "The true Psychopath"

The Psychopath exists in Equestria, however strange it may be to others. He can also reach other versions thanks to the World of Illogic, but even he has to use a map to get around his Equestria. Here, he'll tell all about this Equestria and the lands that exist beyond it, and the territories within it. He'll speak about the Jarred breach in the forbidden zone of the Seaponuvian ocean. He'll speak all about the strange new land, the Nyubet, in which lives a terrifying creature that none can trace the origins. He'll even talk about the city of Dissirva within the Dissirvian mountains, and its proximity to the borders of Equestria, as well as their relationship with the griffin kingdom.

If you're lucky, he might even tell you about a secret continent which has been affected by the energies of the Nothing, and what lives there.

Published 2012-09-09 02:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-09 02:04:02 UTC

Psycho's Equestria.

Yes. This is my world, and I'm most likely to add things later on. And yes, you can use this world as you like. Just put up "World of The Psychopath" at the top of your story description. If you added something, I'll see if I can render it "canon" with my universe, and I'll add it here. Yes. I'm encouraging people to work on my worlds, but I doubt you'll do that.

"Hello all you readers. I'm Psycho. You all might know me as a herald of the World of Illogic, and you've certainly seen some things going on in my Equestria, such as all the places that exist and have been certainly wondering what's so different between my Equestria and others you will certainly encounter. It's quite simple, really. Just let me get my globe."

The colorful stallion walked upon the walls of whatever distorted place he was in. There were ponies dancing to electro, while looking like skeletons, on some more dancing buildings. The skies would constantly change colors, and the lands were undecipherable. Of course, you'd have to belong to the World of Illoic to understand it. Psycho went towards a sitting bear, and opened its stomach after having searched for several keys hidden in his sawed-off hat. Out of the beast's stomach came a globe of Equestria. The stallion through it against some water flying in the air, and managed to break the stream into several pieces that flopped upon the floor.

"There we go. I'll tell you all about the dangerous and intriguing places in this world. First, you all know about Equestria massive reach. It pretty much sits in the middle of the Capricorn continent, with several other regions that I'll get to later. Here, we have the mountains in which Canterlot was built. Just so you know, Canterlot isn't as 'clean' as it seems. Mhahaha! It is the capital of ponies, and is the center of the railroads, as well as a massive commercial center. It is montiored twenty-four to seven by guards."Psycho leaned closer towards nothing, as if talking to someone."They're pretty useless. Mhaha! It also houses Canterlot castle, the place where Tia-Tia and Woona live. Underneath this fortress sits an even darker secret:the dungeons. Of course, I was locked into the lowest portion, but it houses many prisoners, some you don't want to know about."

The Psychopath spin around wildly, dragging the world around him with his spining while the globe remained inert. He stopped and pointed towards a few more places.

"HERE, near the immediate south-west of the mountains lies the vast reaches of the Everfree forest. It works on its own accord, and has some dangerous monsters living in it, such as the Ivamora sitting within the immediate center of Everfree, as well as some Bugroots. They're gigantic red bugs that look like a cross between a scorpion and a beetle. Nothing special about this place besides a castle whom's name confuses many. None besides those within the World of Illogic and the World of dreams knows what it came from. Let's just say that it's linked to Blumarak, the god of blood."

Psycho spat out some gum that formed into a strange being that seemed to be formed of muscle and bone. Several, strangely mutated ponies were standing at the base and yelling:

"Blood by death! Death by blood! Blood for Blumarak!"

The stallion immediately stuffed them all into a cannon that fired them into a racing bullseye.

"Haha. Right below Everfree lies Ponyville, which, itself, sits within the Garden Plains. Not much to say. Of course, the Garden Plains are huge, and there are several little spots of forest and villages here and there, but they aren't really important, so we'll skip that.

It usually takes a day by train to reach the Buffalo deserts, but it's worth it to taste the apple pies of Applelooza, or the cherry granite from the Orfévre village a few hours away from it towards the south-south-east. Nothing important here. OH! Did I mention that the changelings live in an underground cave near here? No? Well, now you know. And the more you know-"

"THE LESS YOU CARE!" the other inhabitants of the World of Illogic yelled, before resuming their activities.

"Now, for the areas you certainly don't know about. If one starts from Ponyville, gets through the center of Everfree, continues north for a few hours, then goes east, they'll reach the beginning of a new desert. In fact, this isn't a true desert. It's just a dry land full of abandoned mining areas and so forth. No matter where you go, you'll find yourself at the base of gigantic canyons and cliffs. It's a the entrances to these places that the most foul of beings live. Mercenaries, thieves, and so on. A few villagse have tried living here, but they don't work too well, especially after what used to be the entrance to the ocean become the new land of Nyubet. Think of it as a mixture between a tundra and a scorching desert, with grains of sand the size of golf balls, and underneath this calm, quiet landscape, lives a huge golem just about a hundred meters tall, of which you should see with your own eyes what it looks like. Why spoil the surprise? To the far east of Ponyville, there's a very big city with the Garden plains. It is called Duchess, and is pretty much the equivalent of Manehatten that lies near Canterlot, if only by a few hours on train to reach it.

Now for the Dissirvian mountains!"

Psycho slapped the globe, which fell of its hinges then fell flat like a pancake on the ground. Upon the now flat sphere grew a few mountains far to the north-east of Equestria. It somehow split in two near the border, but a new set of browner mountains appeared next to it and extended a bit further before reaching the Seaponuvian ocean.

"The Dissirvian mountains are so named because of the city of Dissirva built on it. These are some of the toughest characters to exist, going so far as to say that their mayor wrestled a bear on his own and won. Pff. Like that's a challenge. They have close similarities to those who live in Stalliongrad, near the south-east of Canterlot, close to the ocean. The Dissirvian mountains are extremely tall, and barely anything but ice and snow rests upon it. Of course, there are monsters living there, such as the Piut, but let's not go too much into detail about the monsters. Heheh.

The city of Dissirva has a close relationship to the Griffin Kingdom that they border, and frequent emissaries are sent to and fro to establish trade agreements, and other, more sinister things."Psycho suddenly wore a black cape, and his hat became more sinister. Thunder erupted behind him."Muahahaha! Now you know about the continent Equestria rests on. And yes, you must certainly know that Cloudsdale is above Ponyville. Now fer da places ya'll dun know 'bout."

A buck-toothed, hillbilly stallion stomped on the flat sphere, causing the blue to fling up in the air and stay there. This water turned into floating black stones. Between these floating rocks glowed a long ravine of orange energies, but there was something surrounding even it. Something of a strange blue-green color.

"The Jarred Breach. It exists far away from the Capricorn continent, and it can take up to a month of travel by boat to reach it. It's a direct connection to the Destroyer's world. The Destroyer, along with his brother, the Creator, are the oldest beings to ever exist, atleast, that's what some think." Psycho gave an even wider smile to the empty space in front of him."Through this breach, demons pour out. You can thank the Blood Empire who tried to summon their god, and ended up doing something else instead. Because it can't be closed, there are strange new beings that have been keeping it sealed for several millenary. They look like bipedal birds with glowing, colorful eyes and extremely powerful magic. They also wear runic clothing and other things. Supposedly, they live on pathways floating above the ocean and surrounding the breach, but nopony's ever managed to reach it.

And further away from it lies the Concorde depths, where terrifying beasts and civilizations live and wage war. They're too deep in the ocean to know anything about them, though. Now, for my second favorite place."

Psycho scraped the flat globe with his mane, and up popped a huge city of bronze, gold, and steamwork. Several little airships and whatnot flew around it too.

"The Secantor island. They are highly advanced, and, on that little island, the ponies, minotaurs, griffins, and other creatures uknown to you managed to explde to over several billion in population. How? MAKE EVERYTHING TALLER!

It may seem amazingly fun and so on, but it isn't. This is one of the worst places to live. The council in Canterlot know full well of this island's existance, but they never say anything. Just the existence of the mixture of machine and flesh is enough to drive anypony insane. Naturally, in the deepest catacombs of the island are the slums. The ponies there have the worst state of living, and many have found their bio-mechanical enhancements fall into disrepair. Oh? I'm sorry. Did I speak about enhancements? YOU HEARD NOTHING!" Psycho popped out of the screen and strangled himself."YOU HEARD NOTHING!"

"Where was I? Ah yes! This place is controlled by the anti-copperlings. A weird name, but it's still the ruling party amongst the several others that try and become elected during voting season. Rumors have been circulating through the island that the anti-copperlings have been plotting an invasion of Canterlot, thus, pitting magic against technology, but WE don't know about that. Heheheh. What else is there. Hmhmhm. There's that place, but I'll save that for last. Pump pump pump...maybe...nah...that's just an abandoned island full of evil spirits that supposedly link to Blumarak's world...pumpumpum...no...AH! The New World. There's, according to legend, several thousand alicorns that live here, and where Tia-Tia and Woona came from, but we know that's not true...there's actually a fifth species of pony, along with a second type of minotaur. Several beasts of mythos thrive in this world, but not much is known. Atleast, not that I'm willing to tell you. It's your job to get an idea of how this world works.

There's a legend that says that anypony willing to reach the island will be torn about by the Mer-Auder if they try and go from the seas, or be destroyed by the Kraken in the ocean. However, the oldest legends say that the borders of this world are surrounded by spider webs the size of mountains, and as wide as the horizon. There appears to be a race of spiders that are more than just gigantic hunters living on that continent."

The flattened globe suddenly flashed, then turned into alternating patches of black and white, putting emphasis on a broken continent at the direct south pole of the planet. Every now and then, it would disappear, then come back into existence.

" 'Nothing's Utopia'. That's what it's called. Try and give it a good look. The Nothing came before The Creator and Destroyer. It's a land in a forbidden zone, just like the breach. It is a land where existence has no meaning. The beasts and creatures that you'll find here are the most dangerous in existence, as ironic as that may seem. Everywhere they step, they bring the Nothing with them. Everywhere they go, they bring sorrow as they erase somepony's existence from everything in that dimension. They are the Nothing's embodiment. Nopony has dared to travel to that constantly breaking and reforming continent because of this. Welp. There you go. Now you know what my Equestria's like!"

"Hey Psycho, who are you talking to?" a strange pony asked.

"I DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW! YEAH!"

"Better knews! I remembered about the Sorpian deserts and the Dry Rok Oven! They are both connected to the Buffalo deserts. The Sorpia deserts are even hotter than their neighbor and literally serpent across the ocean to reach the southern borders of the Griffin kingdom and the Disirvian moutains. There's a golem similar to the Nyum-Bunet who lives in there. They're called the Geradin, and there are more than one. Eheheh.

As for the oven, it is directly south of the Buffalo deserts and ebs throughout the southern hemisphere. It stretches extremely far and comes dangerously close to the Nothing's utopia. It is nothing but gigantic contructs of black rock, with a red sky and heat so powerful that everything that goes there dies in almost a few seconds. Obviously, only fire based and rock based creatures live here. For the few explorers that survived, there have been traces of a civilzation here, suggesting that it's probably their fault that the place is in its current state."