Author's Note

This story was inspired by the song Oh No! What We Gonna Do? from the first episode of Veggietales, Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

The Song

It's been a year since Princess Twilight freed Cozy Glow in order to reform her, and the filly has made phenominal progress. So much so that Cozy has begun to occasionally make suggestions and comments that have upstaged Twilight's personal student Luster Dawn, Twilight's Royal Advisor Spike the Dragon, Twilight's Captain of the Royal Guard Gallus the Griffon, and even Twilight niece and ruler of the Crystal Empire: Flurry Heart. This made them all very unhappy, enough to start thinking of ways to get rid of Cozy Glow. . .

Luster Dawn, Gallus, Spike, and Flurry Heart all paced around an empty room in Canterlot Castle, their heads down as they walked around in a circle, deep in though.

Oh no! What we gonna do? Twilight likes Cozy more than me and you.
Oh no! What we gonna do? We gotta get her outta here!

Oh no! What we gonna do? Twilight likes Cozy more than me and you.
Oh no! What we gonna do? We gotta get her outta here!

We could throw her
in the dungeon
We could let her
rot in jail

We could drag her
to Ghastly Gorge
Have him eaten
by a Quarry Eel.

We could drop her in the Everfree and leave her there a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch her meet a hungry cragadile.

We could lock her in her room with a really pissed of Cockatrice
And stick her back with those two jerks once she's been re-petrified.

Discord suddenly appeared in their midst and joined in gleefully.

We could give her jelly doughnuts, then take 'em all away
Then we'll fill her ears with cheese balls and her nostrils with sorbet.

Then we'll use her as a footstool, then play O&O on top of her.
Then tie her up and throw her into the sock puppet universe.

"Or!" Flurry Heart exclaimed, and she motioned with her wings for everycreature else to get in close. Once they were huddled, Flurry Heart whispered her plan to them.

Luster Dawn blinked her eyes thoughtfully, then she smiled and said, "I like it. . ."

Discord grinned wickedly and said, "It's sneaky."

Gallus rubbed his talons together and said with bright, shining eyes, "And it just-."

"-Might work!" Spike shouted as he gave two thumbs up.

Flurry Heart smiled triumphantly.

I'll make her disobey a law that no creature ever heard before
Then we'll throw that bratty filly into a den of Manticores!