I do as the crystal guides

by Bluekid

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Rick and Morty, Alternate Universe, Human, Spike (EqG), Other, Adventure, Equestria Girls
Length: 4993

Rick and Morty meets the Equestria Girls.

AU: Morty's family died and he gets sent with Rick to start a new life. High school is not easy and being bullied sucks, but sometimes you make friends in times of conflict. Updated at least twice a week.

Published 2021-06-28 14:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-04-21 23:28:20 UTC

The discussion

Author's Note

I'm bored so here's another chapter.

The discussion

"So what did you girls think of him?" Rarity asked.

"Personally I thought he looked like fun! Maybe we should invite him to one of our sleepovers! Then we could-"

"That's enough Pinkie" Applejack said.

"Meh he looked a little on the scrawny side to me",Rainbow Dash said.

"What about you Applejack? What did you think about him?", Sunset asked.

"I don't rightly know but he's hiding something. That much I could tell", Applejack said.

"Um what makes you say that? That is if you don't mind me asking", Fluttershy mumbled.

"Did ya see how he was acting when we asked about this Rick person? He looked nervous", Applejack said.

"Yeah I noticed that too. And also how fast he left", Sunset observed.

"He's hiding something. I can tell. And it has to do with this Rick fellow", Applejack said.

"So what do you suppose we do?" Fluttershy asked.

"I think it's maybe best if we ask him tomorrow at school", Rainbow Dash said.

"Ok but what time should we ask him?" Sunset asked.

"Maybe after school. That way we won't be distracting him from his work", Rarity said.

"Then it's settled. We ask him what's going on between him and this Rick person",Sunset said.

In the beginning

It was shaping up to be a nice day. It was Morty's birthday and he was getting ready to head home for the day.

(Note he is only 7 years old)

"Oh boy I cant wait to see what my mom and dad have been busy doing", Morty exclaimed.

Just then he saw a fire truck race past while he was walking home.

"Huh that's weird. Why did it look like it was going to my house? Oh well", Morty said.

However when he got to his house he saw a terrible sight. His house was burnt and firemen were putting out the remains.

"W-what happened?" Morty said starting to cry.

Just then one of the firemen noticed him and said "I'm sorry son but I have some grave news. Your house caught on fire and your parents...well...are dead."

Morty had started to cry in earnest by this point.

Just then the fireman said "But I have some good news."

"W-what is it?" Morty managed to choke out.

"Your grandpa has offered to take you in."

Oh well at least I wont be alone. Morty thought.

7 years later.

It was Morty's first day of school and he was still sleeping.

"Wake the f#ck up Morty", Rick, his paternal grandfather said.

Rick was constantly getting drunk due to his daughter's (Morty's mother) death. What was worse for Morty at least is that Rick didn't seem to care at all for him.

In fact, sometimes Morty thought that Rick hated him.

Morty simply grumbled in his sleep.

"OK that's it" Rick said and walked away.

A few seconds later Morty got a huge dose of water over him. "Ok I'm up already", he exclaimed.

"Good", Rick said. "Now hurry the f#ck up or youre gonna be late. Not that I care." He mumbled under his breath the last part.

Eventually Morty was ready. "Alright I'm heading out", Morty yelled to Rick.

"Yeah yeah whatever", Rick said uncaring.

Later at school.

"Oh boy is that the new kid?"

"He looks pretty scrawny for a kid his age."

"Never mind that have you heard the rumors?"

"I heard he lives with a mad scientist."

"Well I heard he's just a juvenile delinquent."

Those were some of the whispers that followed Morty around.

Hmm let's see my first class is home room. Morty thought.

The teacher was named Ms Cheerelee. "Ok class let's get started on role call. When I call your name can you please stand up and introduce yourselves? Of course this is for the freshmen to get to know you better."

"Yes Ms Cheerelee", the class said.

"Sunset Shimmer."

"Hello I am Sunset Shimmer. I hope we all can be great friends." The girl known as Sunset had a purple skirt on, a pair of boots and fire red hair. She also had blue eyes.

Eventually it was Morty's turn to stand up. "I'm Morty. I just came here and...yeah..."

Soon homeroom passed and then it was time for his first period of the day.

Let's see here. My first period is art. Hmm sounds simple enough. Morty was looking at his schedule so he didn't see the person in front of him.

"Oof! Sorry about that...um..." Morty trailed off. In front of him was the principal of the school.

"It's quite alright. Though do try to pay attention next time. Oh where are my manners? I am principal celestia. Pleased to meet you..?"

"Um...I'm Morty ma'am. Um... I should probably be going or else I'm going to be late."

And with that he hurried to his next class.

"Hello everyone. I shall now do role call. When I call your name please say here. Fluttershy.

"Um...here."

Morty glanced at the girl next to him. She was quite pretty with her cream colored skin and pink hair. But what really caught Morty's attention were her eyes. They were turquoise and full of kindness.

For the rest of that period he tried to focus on the art teacher but for whatever reason it was hard because of Fluttershy.

Eventually the bell rang signaling it was time for lunch.

Oh boy. Should I or shouldn't I? That was the question Morty found himself thinking. You know what? I'm gonna do it.

Unfortunately he passed some jocks. And they didn't look nice.

Ok. Just keep your head down. Morty found himself repeating that in his mind.

"Hey you." One of the jocks was calling out to him.

But Morty thought it'd be smarter to avoid and ignore. The jocks that was calling out to him nodded to his cronies.

Right when Morty was passing them one of the jocks grabbed his backpack. "Hey let's see what this guy has in his pack",one of the jocks said.

"Hey! Give that back! Please..." Morty said.

"Or what? What's grandpa gonna do?" The jocks started teasing him while one of them was looking through his bag.

"Hey guys look! I think he's gonna cry!" One of them said.

And it's true. But these weren't tears of sadness. They were tears of anger.

"Give it back or I'll...I'll..." Morty couldn't even speak with how angry he was.

Then one of them said something that made him snap. "Why don't you just cry me a river and drown in it?"

Everything after that was a blur. Next thing Morty knew he was being escorted to the vice principal's office.

The vice principal was a slightly shorter woman than the principal. She had midnight blue hair.

"So what gives you the right to beat up some students?", she asked.

"You don't understand they were--"

"Please im not done talking yet." She waited then continued. "I will let you off with a warning this time but in the future remember that violence is NOT tolerated here at canterlot high. Understood?

Morty nodded then she said "You may go now. Lunch is about over anyway."

"Thanks ma'am." Morty mumbled under his breath.

I just have to survive. Morty found himself thinking later.

Author's Note

Hey guys! Bluekid here. I just wanted to say if this gets good ratings I'll continue this.
If not oh well back to the drawing board. Please be nice to me this is my very first fanfic

The second half

Author's Note

Hey guys! I'm in need of a beta so if anyone wants to volunteer please tell me! If not I'll just make do without one...for now. By the way I got bored and decided to upload another chapter for the fun of it.

The second half

By the time Morty had gotten to the cafeteria the bell had already rung signaling that lunch was over.

"Really?!" Morty shouted. Well looks like I can skip lunch. I wasn't really hungry anyways. He thought.

"So let's see here. Last class of the day's... drama. Oh boy", Morty sighed.

He arrived just in time for role call. "Sorry I'm late!" Morty said.

Unfortunately with the way he burst in, everyone was staring at him. "Are you... Morty?" Said the teacher.

"Yes sir", Morty replied.

"Well please take a seat anywhere... oh wait there's only one more seat available." The teacher said.

"Um... Ok." So Morty took the only seat available which was right next to a girl with indigo colored hair.

"So before we get started on our assignments I should tell you all that I won't tolerate any talking unless of course we're in groups. Is that understood?"

"Yes sir", the class replied.

"Good. Now we shall be separating into groups of two. Given that it's the first day of school you can go do whatever under two circumstances: that you don't leave this room and be quiet. Or at least talk quietly because I have a splitting headache. Understood?

"Yes sir", the class replied again.

The girl next to Morty started to speak to him. "Do you want to be my partner?" She asked.

"Um... what? No offense but I don't even know you", Morty said.

"Oh yes where are my manners? I'm Rarity. Pleased to meet you", the girl said.

"You too", Morty said. After a brief silence in which Rarity continued to stare pointedly at him he said "Oh yeah. My name's Morty."

"Well Morty no offense darling but you don't seem the type to be in drama."

"Oh none taken and to be honest this was probably Rick's doing", Morty said.

"Who?" Rarity asked.

"Oh yeah you wouldn't know him. He's my grandfather... unfortunately" Morty said that last part under his breath.

"What was that dear?"

"Oh um nothing", Morty said.

"Ok then...oh did you know there's a dance coming up?" Rarity asked.

"Um like a prom?" Morty said.

Rarity replied " Something like that. Are you going to go? And more importantly is there someone you're taking?"

"I might if I'm not too busy and... wait what do you mean by that last part?" Morty asked.

She said "What do you think I mean? I mean like a date of course."

Morty started getting nervous and said "I I don't... I mean... that is..."

"Darling are you alright? You look nervous for some reason" Rarity said starting to get a bit concerned.

Thankfully the bell rang at just that moment. "Imsorryigottagobye", Morty said and left very fast.

"Um...bye?" Rarity said confused.

Morty was running somewhere. Where he didn't know yet but as long as he could escape from Rick he didn't care.

Eventually he got tired and went into a place called Sugarcube Corner.

OK I'm here...where ever "here" is. Morty thought.

sugarcube corner+ meeting the rest of them

"Hiya!" said a voice from right behind Morty.

"GAH!" he exclaimed. He turned around and saw a girl with extremely pink hair.

"Is this your first time here? Oh, I bet it is because I've never seen you here before! What's your name? Oh, my name's Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you!"

The girl (now known as Pinkie Pie) said all of that very fast. At first, Morty was shocked but then he said "Hi... I guess. My name's Morty. And-"

"Hold that thought", Pinkie said. She then took out her phone and looked at it. "Hm, the girls are slightly late. But it's ok. I know they'd never ditch out on me!"

"Uh... what's going on again?" Morty asked.

"Oh didn't you know? The girls and I are planning to go to the beach this weekend!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Oh..." Morty said then mumbled so she couldn't hear "Must be nice to have friends that care about you."

"What was that?" Pinkie asked.

"N nothing", Morty said.

Then the girls walked in. Morty recognized at least half of them. But there were two he didn't.

One of them had rainbow-colored hair and magenta eyes. He could tell just from a glance she was an athlete.

The other had green eyes blonde hair and was wearing a cowboy hat.

"Oh hey, Morty", the one with the sunset-colored hair-- Sunset Shimmer if he remembered correctly--said upon seeing him.

"So this is the one you were telling us about huh?" the rainbow-haired one said.

"W wait you know about me?" Morty said fearing the worst.

" Yes remember in drama class darling? We met there", Rarity said.

"Oh yeah I remember now", Morty said laughing nervously.

So then they chatted for a while until Morty checked the time.

"It's already that late? Oh, man Ricks gonna kill me", Morty said without thinking.

"Um...if you don't mind me asking...whos Rick?" Fluttershy asked.

Morty then started getting nervous. Come on Morty think of something! Anything!

"Um, he's... my godfather," Morty said with a little hesitation.

"Oh okay", the girls said.

Applejack of course saw through his lie. "Are ya sure sugarcube?" she asked.

"Um of course I'm sure. Why wouldn't I be sure? Ok it's getting real late and I'm tired so I'll see you all tomorrow right?" Morty said all this on a speed to rival Pinkies.

"Um... it's only 6:30", said Fluttershy but by then he was already gone.

That was a close one Morty thought to himself as he walked home. Ok, I'm fine as long as I don't let anything else slip out.

"So where have you been?" Rick said right when he walked through the door.

"That's for me to know and you to find out", Morty said.

"You know what I'm tired and I don't really care. Just do what you want I suppose", Rick replied.

"Really?" Morty asked.

"No. Now get in bed and no talking you understand me?" Rick asked.

Morty said nothing.

"Hmm, I'll make you regret those words you just said to me," Rick said when Morty went into his room.

Author's Note

Hey guys! I decided to update this story at least twice a week. Thanks for reading!

The next day

Already it was Morty's second day of school and he was running late. Mainly because Rick decided to not wake him up unlike yesterday.

So when he got into homeroom the teacher looked at him and said "You're late. Care to explain why?"

"Sorry I just overslept. Nothing else happened" Morty said.

"Alright take your seat."

"Yes ma'am."

Later during lunch he was walking to the cafeteria again but this time would be different.

OK so far so good. No sign of any bullies. He thought to himself.

But as fate would have it.

"Hey you! Get over here!"

Oh crap Morty thought to himself and started running.

"Well what are you standing there for? Get him!" The lead bully said.

So the chase was on. Morty tried everything to lose his pursuers but to no avail.

Eventually they had him cornered.

"You know you're pretty fast for a wimp" the lead bully said.

"Yeah I know. My secret is--"

"Hey I didn't ask you for your life's story. I think we need to teach him a lesson" the bully said.

"What are you gonna do?" Morty said rather bravely.

30 minutes later...

How did my life come to this? Morty found himself thinking as he was inside a locker.

"Hello? Is anybody there? Anybody?"

But no one answered let alone came.

Morty started to get teary eyed.

Author's Note

I'm trying my best to not let this story become dead. Also who do you think he should be paired up with? I'm just curious.

the talk

Author's Note

Thanks for the positive feedback I'm getting! As thanks here's a ( slightly longer than usual ) chapter!

the talk

"So why were you in a locker?"

"Just drop it already Sunset. Please."

It was shortly after school. Sunset had found Morty in a nearby locker and was walking with him to Sugarcube Corner.

"But I...oh alright."

Morty said nothing. He was already in a slightly bad mood from being stuck in a locker to having one of his friends get him out.

There was silence the rest of the trip there. Once they got there the rest of the girls were already waiting for them.

"Hi girls", Sunset said.

"..." Morty said nothing.

The rest of them noticed Morty's mood. Thankfully none of them commented on it.

"So what are we going to do Pinkie?" Applejack asked.

"Well I was thinking we could have a slumber party", Pinkie said.

"Where at?" Rarity asked.

"Um...maybe at my place? That is if you want to..." Fluttershy said.

Meanwhile, Morty was lost in his own thoughts.

"Morty?"

"Hmm?"

He then noticed everyone at his table was looking at him.

"Oh sorry. Just have some things on my mind", he said.

"Do you...want to talk about it?" Rainbow asked.

"Um, I'm fine", he insisted.

"So what were you talking about?", he said trying to change the subject.

"Oh we were talking about a sleepover at Fluttershy's place", Pinkie said.

"Cool. So I take it you're all going then?" Morty said.

"We sure are...wait a minute", Applejack said.

"What?" Morty asked.

"You make it sound like you're not going", Sunset observed.

"Well, I would love to it's just that...you've all known each other longer than I have", Morty explained.

"But--"

"And quite honestly I don't think Rick would let me go", he concluded.

"Hmm maybe that's true but he doesn't have to know", Pinkie said.

"Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

"I think what pinkies trying to say dear is that you just come whether he wants you to or not", Rarity said.

"Um Ill think about it", Morty eventually decided.

"Yay!" the girls exclaimed.

"Group hug!" Pinkie said.

"Wait what?" But before Morty knew it he was being hugged.

He didn't know what to think. On the one hand, it was nice if a little uncomfortable. But on the other what would Rick think about it?

Eventually, he said, "Um I have to go."

"So soon?" Sunset asked.

"Yeah, Rick doesn't like it if I stay out too late."

"Oh, one more thing Morty," Applejack said.

"Yeah?"

"Can you tell us about this Rick person you speak about?"

That wasn't what Morty was expecting to hear.

"Um, I'll tell you all later", he said.

"But--"

"Ok gotta go bye", and with that, he was gone.

"I think I dodged a bullet there. But just to be on the safe side I should refrain from talking about him if at all", Morty thought.

The next day...

Morty was late to school...again. And to top it all off the day before his teachers gave him extra homework.

So as a result he had to stay up late doing it and he was exhausted.

Something his friends picked up on at lunch.

"Um, Morty?"

"Huh? What? Oh, sorry girls. I'm just a little tired."

"Uh yeah we can tell", Rainbow said.

"So are you going?" Pinkie asked.

"Um...yeah I'll go. I don't have anything better to do anyway", he said the last part under his breath.

"Yay! This is going to be so much fun!"

"Um, before I go though I have a request?"

"Sure Morty what is it?" Sunset asked.

"Can you leave me out of the girl stuff?"

Morty reveals his past

"Uh hey Rick?"

"Yeah Morty what is it? I'm a little busy here."

"Remember those friends I told you about a few days ago?"

"Yeah what about them?"

"Well they want me to go over to a sleepover this Saturday."

"Yeah so?"

"Can you let me go? Please?"

Rick thought about it for a while and then said "Ok you can go."

Morty said "Thanks Rick. I-"

"But you have to do something for me first", he said.

'Of course' Morty thought.

"What is it?" He said.

Rick gestured to the basement where he did his unspeakable things. "Follow me."

He led him to a wall that had a bunch of newspaper clippings.

"Um Rick what is all this?" Morty asked nervously.

"It's my latest project", he said. "There have been things-- strange things-- happening here in this town. And the school you go to seems to be the source."

"Um so?" Morty said.

"What I want you to do is a little bit of spying. If you see or notice anything-- and I mean anything-- weird come straight to me. I want to be the one who solves this. No I will be the one to solve this."

"Um but what if I'm with my friends and something happens?" Morty said.

"Then make an excuse up. I don't care what happens then", Rick said.

"Um I don't know Rick", Morty said.

Morty thought about it and sighed. "Fine I'll do it", he reluctantly agreed. 'Not that I have a choice' he thought bitterly.

Morty was just about to leave when Rick said "Oh and one more thing? Don't tell anyone."

"Alright."

In the morning there was a test and Morty spent most of last night-- not including the time where he had to talk to Rick-- studying for it. So it makes sense that when he arrived at school he was extremely tired.

When lunch arrived he went to sit at his normal table. Which was to say the table where no one sat at.

"Hey! Morty! Over here!"

He turned and looked at Pinkie Pie waving at him.

He simply sighed and went over to where she was.

"Yeah Pinkie? What is it?" He asked tiredly.

"Why do you always sit over there?" She asked.

"Because no one wants to sit near me. Never has been never will be", he explained.

"Now that I can't believe dear", said a voice behind him.

He turned around so fast.

"Wait. Rarity? What are you--"

She raised an eyebrow at him. "This is where me and the others always sit."

"Others?" Mortys question was soon answered as five other girls appeared behind Rarity.

"So this is where you all sit? OK then I'll just--"

"Oh no you don't!" Pinkie Pie said and she made him sit down.

"What's the big idea?!" Morty said.

"Morty we need to talk", Sunset said.

When the other girls were all seated she continued.

"We know you're hiding something. And we want to know what."

Morty said "Do you really want to know?"

Fluttershy said "Please tell us. We only want to help."

Morty chuckled dryly and said "There's no getting out of this is there? Fine. I'll tell you on the condition that you tell nobody else. I don't want people to think I'm a charity case or something."

They all said "Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye."

Morty sighed and said "Hmm where to begin? I'll just start at when it all happened.

So he told them. He told them about the fire him getting sent to live with his grandpa everything. Well almost everything.

"And that's pretty much it", he finished with a sigh.

There was silence for a while then without warning they all got up walked over to him and gave him a hug.

'Um...this is new. I don't know how to feel about this' he thought to himself.

When the hug broke Applejack said "Well I can't believe it. To go through that much...I don't know how you did it."

"Sometimes I don't know either", he mumbled to himself.

Fluttershy asked "Does it hurt? When you think about them that is."

Morty replied "Of course. It hurts every day but I try not to let it bring me down."

And with that no more was said between them.

Author's Note

Sorry for the long wait! I hope this chapter makes up for it. If I'm doing anything at all wrong just tell me. I'm still having trouble coming up with ideas for the sleepover btw.

A day with the main 7 part 2

"Hey Morty?"

"Yeah Sunset?"

"Why do you not like Rick?"

It was slightly later into the day around noon. Sunset was slightly curious about Morty's relationship with Rick.

"Well that's quite hard to answer but I'll try to anyway."

So he cleared his throat and set off.

"You see remember when I told you my parents died? Well, Rick offered to take me in. For the first three and a half years, it was alright."

"But then he started taking me places. And I don't mean like to the park or the zoo. I mean like different dimensions."

"Wait. So you're saying?" Sunset asked.

"Yeah. He took me to like dimensions that sometimes made sense. Most of them however didn't."

"Oh, and by the way, there were some very dangerous dimensions that I and he went to and barely got out with our lives. Like there was this one space monster that was chasing us and it had a good reason to chase us."

"Which was?" Sunset asked.

"We had taken its eggs. Now before you go saying that wasn't so bad I had accidentally dropped one of them. Everything went to Hell at that point."

"Well, there's something else I don't get. Why didn't someone else take you in?"

"Like who? I never got to even know my grandma because she supposedly died way before I was born. And every time I ask him about her he just says it's for me to know and you to never find out."

"Okay..."

Seeing that Morty was becoming slightly depressed she decided to change the subject.

"What about school?"

"Hm?"

"Surely you had some friends or..."

Morty just laughed. "Before I met you and the girls I had no friends. Like none whatsoever. I always got bullied and to make matters worse some of my peers had found out about Rick."

"That doesn't seem so bad."

"Well to make a long story short I got bullied twice as bad when they found out. They always called me that kid with the crazy grandpa."

"Wow. I don't know what to say", Sunset said.

There was silence for a moment then Morty said "I'm going to go take a leak."

"Ok. Just hurry back", Sunset said.

When Morty got done doing his business he was surprised to see the rest of his friends there.

"Hey Morty?" Sunset asked.

"Yeah?"

"I told them what you told me. I hope that's okay..."

"It's alright", he said.

"I for one can't imagine how you put up with him", Rarity said.

"Yeah dude why don't you just run away?" Rainbow Dash added.

"I don't know", Morty said.

But the truth was he had thought about running away. Several times. He even attempted it once.

But Rick somehow found him and made him go on twice as many adventures in a week.

"Where would I even go? I have no other relatives. None that I know of at least", he said.

"Well I suppose you could just stay with one of us", Sunset said.

"R really? You would do that?" Morty asked surprised.

They all nodded.

Morty felt himself tearing up. Nobody had ever shown him this much kindness in a long time.

"I...I don't know. I'd have to think about it", he finally said.

To change the subject he said, "So on another note uh you guys heard of a meeseeks box?"

They all shook their heads.

"I'm not surprised", Morty said. "Rick says nowadays they're almost as rare as a portal gun."

"So what is a meeseeks box? Um if you don't mind us asking", Fluttershy said.

"I don't have one on me but I'll tell you what. At school next week I'll see if I can't snag one of Ricks. It's easier to demonstrate than to explain it. Alright?"

"Okay," the girls said.

"Alright. Now that that's out of the way lets go have some fun" Morty said.

"Yeah!" the rest of them cheered.

the pilot

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a day with the main 7 part 1

Author's Note

I've put this off for far too long...
Sorry this chapters so short. I actually had this part with Mr Meeseeks but internet cut out in the middle of saving and to make a long story short it erased the part with him. I'll make up for it soon I promise.

a day with the main 7 part 1

Morty was running. From what he couldn't tell, but he knew he had to keep running.

Then there was a voice. "Your time is up... Goodbye Morty..."

Morty woke up with a start.

'Wow, what a weird dream' he thought.

'Wait what time is it?'

The clock read 10:02.

"Oh, shit I overslept!" He exclaimed.

The day was currently Saturday. It was also the day he was invited to go to the mall with his friends.

So he rushed to get everything done. Oddly enough Rick wasn't home that day.

'Probably getting some groceries or something' Morty thought to himself sarcastically.

So he got on his bike and went to the mall.

"I'm sorry! I'm late I know", he said when he got there.

"It's alright. You're not the only one you know", Sunset told Morty.

He soon realized they were the only ones out of their group to be there.

"Where's everybody else?" he asked.

"Well, Rainbow Dash said she'd be a little late. Mostly because she had practice today. Rarity said the same thing that she'd be late because she had some orders to finish. Applejack said she had chores and Fluttershy said she's busy at the animal shelter so she won't be able to come today."

"Oh..." Morty said a little disappointed.

Mainly to cheer him up Sunset said " Hey I know. Why don't we play at the arcade to pass some time?"

"But I didn't bring any money," Morty said.

"Don't worry. I'll pay for it," Sunset said.