My Little Total Drama(Rewrite)

by Starlight Fan

Party Pooped

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Twilight was pacing as the rest of the Mane 6, Spike, and the Former TD Contestants were all standing ready for some visitors to come.

“You look nervous. There's no reason to be nervous. Nothing to worry about. Everything's gonna be fine!” Twilight said frantically to Pinkie Pie with a forced smile.

“Twilight, tell those butterflies in your tummy to beat it! Making new friends is always fun.” Pinkie Pie said happily.

“Yeah I can’t believe we’re meeting yaks from Yakyakistan.” Owen beamed.

“Me neither I love meeting new people or creatures in this case.” Zoey agreed.

“Besides I’m sure they’re as nervous as you are.” Fluttershy comforted Twilight.

“You've been plannin' this shindig for weeks. You know everything about these fellers. It's gonna be dandy.” Applejack pointed out.

“You're right. Remember, Equestria and Yakyakistan haven't opened their borders for hundreds of moons. In fact, Yakyakistan is so far north of the Crystal Mountains, nopony's even been there! Imagine the look on Princess Celestia's face when she finds out we made friends with a yak prince! I'm calm! I'm calm.” Twilight exhaled.

Spike then blows the trumpet and a carpet is unfurled as Prince Rutherford and two other yaks went inside.

“Ponies, creatures, greetings ponies and creatures.” Prince Rutherford greeted.

Scott began silently laughing to himself earning him glared from everyone else.

Twilight then teleports in front of Prince Rutherford.
“Prince Rutherford, your Majesty. On behalf of all of us, I welcome you to Equestria.” Twilight bowed.

“Also we creatures would prefer being called humans.” Owen said giggling.

“Noted. And Me honored. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies, humans, and yaks.“ Prince Rutherford said before echoing “Friends for a thousand moons!

“Well that was loud.” Sky whispered to Shawn.

“You must be hungry after a long journey.” Twilight began sweating.

Spike then brings a table of yak food out.

“If things not perfect yaks get mad. Yaks always get mad when things not perfect!“ Prince Rutherford explained.

“Well isn’t he a delight.” Noah rolled his eyes.

Twilight gulps as Prince Rutherford tries one of the dishes, he then spits out the food.

“This no taste like yak food! Fake pony food make yaks mad!” Prince Rutherford said angrily before he and his followers begin destroying the buffet and wrecking the castle.

“The castle!” Courtney exclaimed.

“The buffet.” Owen yelled.

“Is it okay to be nervous now?” Pinkie Pie asked nervously.


Soon the yaks were gone as everyone else was cleaning the castle up.

“Them yaks sure have a funny way of sayin' howdy.” Applejack said fixing the railing.

“They're different, that's all. Very... different.” Rarity said as she was gluing a vase back together.

“If you mean different you mean whiny brats who throw temper tantrums like babies, then yeah they’re totally different.” Noah snarked.

“I think they broke my record for most stuff broken in under a minute. I mean, they even broke the trophy.” Rainbow Dash said holding up a broken trophy.

“All we have to do is show them how great it can be to have friends before Princess Celestia arrives for the friendship party tonight.” Twilight said “Now, who read the seven-volume cross-indexed history of Yakyakistan I recommended?”

“I had a thing.” Rainbow Dash replies sheepishly.

“I read it.” Courtney called out.

“Me too.” Noah said.

“Me three, Did you know they live so far north of the Crystal Empire that it's cold all the time? Yaks have yak fur to keep them warm.” Pinkie Pie pointed out.

“Pinkie Pie, Noah, Courtney, can you show them around town? I know Pinkie Pie, you have to plan the friendship party too, but it would really help make them feel welcome.” Twilight said.

“Don't worry. They'll be in good hooves with us.” Pinkie Pie said.

“Don’t worry Twilight you can count on me.” Courtney said happily.

“Ha, I am not dealing with those pricks.” Noah said angrily.

“Come on Noah it would be really beneficial for us plus you might find something you like about them.” Twilight pleaded.

“Fine, I’ll help. But you owe me.” Noah groaned.

“Remember, we want to make sure Equestria feels like home. That means doing everything we can to make this place feel like Yakyakistan.” Twilight said.

“No problem!” Pinkie Pie beamed.

“Good. Let's get out there and make some new friends!” Twilight said happily.

Everyone even a reluctant Scott put their hands and hooves together and spread them out.


Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Noah, Courtney, Scott, Shawn, and Jasmine were all at the Apple Family Farm.

“We know y'all are noble warriors who avoid the so-called finer things, so me and my family would be honored if you rested here in the barn during your visit.” Applejack said putting her hat down.

“That’s why me, Shawn, Scott, Applejack, Pinkie Pie made you hay beds like you’re used to in Yakyakistan.” Jasmine pointed out.

“Hmm... This perfect.” Prince Rutherford replies.

“Phew that wasn’t so hard.” Shawn sighed happily.

“You can snooze here all afternoon, 'cause you're gonna need a lot of energy for my party tonight!” Pinkie Pie offered.

“Wait! This not yak hay!” Prince Rutherford said angrily.

“Well excuse me your highness, we didn’t have actual hay from Yakyakistan, but we tried our best you ungrateful-“ Scott began ranting before Courtney covered his mouth.

“Scott, be polite.” Courtney whispered making Scott glare at her.

“Not perfect! Yaks destroy!” Prince Rutherford yelled before he and the yaks destroyed the hay beds.

Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and the humans then backed away from the yaks and went outside.

“Wow they seem really likable.” Noah said with his eye twitching.

“Pinkie Pie, what do we do?!” Applejack asked frantically.

Pinkie Pie then looked like she had an idea.


There were curtains seen on the trees as Courtney began speaking “And now for you’re entertainment. Presenting animals, Yakyakistan style!”

Soon a bunch of animals came out wearing fake antlers. Fluttershy, Zoey, Sky, and Mike were all and the yaks were seen watching the performance.

“Animals cute.” Prince Rutherford said.

“Oh thank goodness.” Fluttershy sighed with relief.

“I know right.” Zoey agreed.

Soon one bird tripped and got back up with it’s fake antler falling off.

“Wait. These antlers lie! These not Yakyakistanian animals! Yaks smash!” Prince Rutherford yelled as Fluttershy got the animals out of the way before the yaks began smashing the picnic table.

Everyone was then seen on the tree branches.

“Okay, well... There's still other things we can do. I think.” Pinkie Pie said uncertain.

“Okay they are starting to really tick me off.” Noah pointed out.

“Calm down Noah, remember they’re royal visitors.” Courtney pointed out.


We then cut to inside Rarity’s Boutique where Pinkie Pie, Courtney, Noah, Rarity, Cameron, and Dave were as Rarity was showing off her fabrics.

“Yes! These are some of my favorite materials. Very rare, imported from the Crystal Empire to match your northern sensibilities. I hope you'll find them—” Rarity began before she saw the yaks chewing her fabric.

“...Delicious.” Rarity finishes uncertain.

“Seriously, that’s just gross.” Dave rolled his eyes.

The yaks then spit out the fabric as Prince Rutherford begins speaking “This no taste like yak fabric! Yaks destroy!”

The yaks begin destroying the boutique as Cameron begins running away in fear “Run for your lives.”

“Right behind you.” Dave said joining Cameron.

“Everything's gonna be fine. You'll just... make it up to them. Somehow.” Pinkie Pie said awkwardly shielding her face with a manican head.

“Make it up to THEM!” Noah yelled.


Pinkie Pie, Noah, Courtney, Owen, and Gwen are seen outside with the yaks.

“Listen up! Tell your faces to hold onto their frowns, 'cause they're about to get turned upside-down!” Owen said happily.

“Hold your frown, face!” Prince Rutherford commanded to himself.

“Hit it, Rainbow Dash!” Gwen spoke out before Rainbow Dash showed up kicking a cloud ergo releasing a lot of snow.

“Just like Yakyakistan snow, right? Because snow is snow, no matter where it comes from.” Courtney said frantically.

Prince Rutherford then slurped some of the snow “This not yak snow!”

Prince Rutherford and the rest of the yaks began jumping up and down on the snow making Courtney sigh “I give up.”

Owen patted Courtney on the back comfortingly.


Soon the whole group was seen back at the castle throne room, the Mane 6 were sitting on their thrones while the former TD Contestants were standing.

“Y'know... it's goin' okay.” Applejack said.

“Oh don’t beat around the bush AJ it’s a disaster, they’ve been acting like toddlers all day!” Noah ranted.

“Very scary toddlers I might add.” Dave said curled into a ball.

“Pinkie Pie, tonight's Yakyakistan theme party is more important than ever! You'll make them forget all about this afternoon, right? Because if it's not perfect, they're gonna smash everything! And I'm not sure how much more smashing this visit can take!” Twilight said frantically.

“But no pressure.” Owen added meekly.

“I definitely will! I think. Maybe...?” Pinkie Pie said nervously.

“You're the best gosh-darn party planner in Equestria.” Applejack said trying to motivate Pinkie Pie.

“You'll show 'em a good time!” Rainbow Dash replies confidently

“You can do it!” Fluttershy said happily.

“We have absolute confidence in your abilities, Pinkie Pie.” Rarity said elegantly.

“It's going to be my most happy-tacular party ever! I hope!” Pinkie Pie said with her eyes looking around the room.

“Why are your eyes darting around like that?” Mike asked.

“It's what I do when I'm not nervous!” Pinkie Pie said before laughing hysterically.

“Pinkie Pie, I don't know what we'd do without you—“ Twilight said gratefully before Pinkie Pie interrupted her.

“Me either, gotta go!” Pinkie Pie said before running off.

“I’ll go check up on her.” Cody said before leaving as well.


“Gummy, what am I gonna do? I had all this amazing stuff planned for the party, but they're gonna hate it! There's no way to make Equestria feel like Yakyakistan. They're just too sensitive! Even Fluttershy made them mad! Fluttershy! Oh... I need a new idea, and I need it now. How am I supposed to make this party feel like Yakyakistan without actually going there and bringing something back?!” Pinkie Pie hyperventilated, before Gummy began licking her face.

“Gummy, you're a genius.” Pinkie Pie said happily before she heard a knock on the door.

Pinkie Pie opened the door to find Cody.

“Hey Pinkie you seemed stressed earlier, is everything okay?” Cody asked concerned.

“Oh I’m okay Cody, just do me one thing, please tell my friends I’m leaving for now but I’ll be back in time for the party.” Pinkie Pie said before running off again.

“Got it.” Cody said.

Cody was about to leave but then he heard a noise “Huh what was that?”

“How's tonight's party coming? I'm doing what I can, but it's really up to you at this point! ...Pinkie? Where are you?!” Twilight asked.

Cody then went inside the room Twilight was in.

“Pinkie left, she said she’ll be back in time for the party though.” Cody explained.

“If Pinkie Pie says she'll be back in time for the party, she'll be back. We have to trust her. Right? No reason to freak out!” Twilight said on the verge of a freak out.

“Twilight, I’m sure Pinkie Pie knows what she’s doing.” Cody said trying to calm the alicorn down.

“You're right. Let's just focus on keeping the yaks happy 'til she's back.” Twilight said calming down.

“Piece of cake.” Cody said happily.

“The cake!” Twilight gasped before she teleported downstairs with Cody.

Soon Mrs. Cake was seen giving a slice of cake to Prince Rutherford.

“One bite, and you'll be transported right back to Yakyakistan. I hope.” Mrs. Cake said.

Twilight and Cody then showed up in a flash as Prince Rutherford began eating a slice of cake.

“Hmm... Ponies too heavy on vanilla extract!” Prince Rutherford said angrily before destroying the cake.

“We've never needed a party so badly.” Twilight said with a gulp.


A few moments later the Mane 6 minus Twilight and the former TD Contestants were trying to throw a party but it ended up being a mess.

“These decorations are a disaster.” Mike sighed.

“I agree this is a bust.” Courtney said sadly.

Twilight then showed up frantically “No Pinkie Pie? What's this?!”

“Heh-heh. We panicked and tried to plan our own party.” Applejack explained sheepishly.

Rainbow Dash was seen tangled up in streamers “It's sort of panic-themed.”

“The yaks are going home! This is awful! I wanted to surprise Princess Celestia. Now the only surprise is that I may have just started a war.” Twilight sighed.

They declared war on us?!” Noah asked incredulously.

“Yes.” Twilight said solemnly.

“Ugh, figures, they’re nothing but spoiled brats anyway.” Noah said grunting.

“There’s gonna be a war?” Owen said panicking “I don’t wanna die.”

“Calm down buddy we have unicorns, four alicorns, and Discord. We should be fine.” Noah said comforting Owen “Though I’d rather not have a war at all.”


The group was then seen at Sugarcube Corner as Twilight began speaking “How could she be so late to the party? This isn't like her.”

“I’m sure she’s trying her best.” Zoey said.

“Yeah Pinkie Pie's tougher than she looks.” Mike pointed out.

“I know you're right, but... I wish she was here. I put too much pressure on her. I let everypony down. And Princess Celestia will be here any minute and see that I haven't made new friends. I've made new enemies. “ Twilight sighed as she placed her head on an ice cream statue that began opening up a trap door sending the group downwards.

The group were then seen in a dark room.

“Ugh. Is everypony alright?” Twilight asked concerned.

“I can't tell if my eyes are open or closed.” Fluttershy said.

“I think I can see a little bit.” Rainbow Dash began speaking before crashing into something. “Gah Nope!”

The lights then flickered on as they then saw decorations everywhere.

“Look at these! Pinkie Pie's made files for everypony in town!” Applejack said happily.

“With exactly what kind of parties we like.” Owen pointed out.

“Pinkie Pie has a secret party-planning cave?! How cool is this?!” Rainbow Dash said happily.

Fluttershy began reading a file “Twilight Sparkle likes vanilla ice cream, red balloons, dancing..."

“That’s right.” Twilight said.

"But she's afraid of quesadillas." Fluttershy read.

“No I’m not they’re just so cheesy.” Twilight shudders.

“It’s kinda creepy don’t you think.” Shawn said weirded out “I mean she keeps files of our personal information.”

“Maybe it’s a bit creepy but it’s also pretty sweet.” Zoey said.

Pinkie Pie is then seen sliding down the party cave but no one else sees her as she hides behind the balloons.

“Looky here. It's notes for the party she wants to throw for her folks' fiftieth anniversary. But they ain't nearly that old! Huh. She's already plannin' their one-hundredth too. And their five-hundredth?” Applejack said.

“I had no idea she worked so hard on her parties.” Twilight said.

“She may be more organized than you, Twilight.” Sky said smiling.

“Let's not get carried away.” Twilight said in a lighthearted tone.

“I just wish Pinkie Pie were here so we could tell her how much we all appreciate her hard work.” Rarity spoke out.

Soon the balloons began floating as Pinkie Pie was revealed crying with tears of joy “Thank you! Thank you! I love you too! All of you!”

“You're back!” Twilight said happily.

“I tried to go to Yakyakistan so I could bring something back for my party. But at the last second, I made a mistake. I worked harder on this party than any party ever. But I'm still just a big failure.” Pinkie Pie sighed.

“Pinkie Pie, you're not a failure.

“What matters is how hard you tried.” Zoey said.

“Who else would've gone all across Equestria to plan one party?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“You know... the trip was really hard. But everypony I met along the way was so helpful. I just wish the yaks could see how friendly and wonderful and great Equestria really is! I just got the best party idea ever!” Pinkie Pie said happily.

“It's too late. The yaks left on the last train.” Twilight said solemnly.

“Um, no, they didn't. Trust me! There are a whole lot of sheep out there!” Pinkie Pie smiled before climbing up the slide.


The Mane 6 and the Former TD Contestants were then seen at the train station as they heard Prince Rutherford complaining “Yaks stuck here?! Why trains not work?!“

“I never thought I'd say this, but... thank you, sheep! And now, if it's okay with you, it's party time!” Pinkie Pie beamed as she put on star sunglasses.

Soon a party was seen at Ponyville with everyone having fun.

“Wow Pinkie. This came together quick, even for you.“ Twilight said happily surprised.

“Yeah this is awesome.” Owen cheered.

“What can I say? I'm good at what I do.” Pinkie Pie said smiling.

“Prince Rutherford, every time we tried to make something in Equestria feel like Yakyakistan, we couldn't get it right. When I got back from my adventure, I realized something. We shouldn't try to make Equestria feel like your home. We should try to make you feel at home in Equestria. And that means showing you why we love it here, so you'll love it too.” Pinkie Pie explained walking up to Prince Rutherford who teared up at her speech.

“Pink pony work hard to make yaks feel at home. Now yaks happy. No declare war.” Prince Rutherford declares making Twilight relieved while Celestia looked a bit concerned at the mention of war.

“Ponies and yaks... friends?” Prince Rutherford asked.

“For a thousand moons?” Pinkie Pie said.
For a thousand moons!” Prince Rutherford yelled.

“Well I’m certainly not going to be friends with you anytime soon, I hope you understand.” Noah said annoyed before walking away.

“Yak understand, yak acted very immature and I realize that now. Yaks sorry.” Prince Rutherford said.

“Well I’m not sure I can forgive you for threatening war on us, but thanks for apologizing.” Noah said before walking away.

Twilight then flew after him “Noah how come you didn’t forgive Prince Rutherford?”

“Because Princess it’s hard for me to forgive someone who threatened war on us. Besides some creatures can’t be friends.” Noah said before walking off.

“Well even if some creatures can’t I can still try.” Twilight said before rejoining the party.


Author's Note

So I had Noah call out the yaks on their horrid behavior because like it or not they did deserve to be called out for almost declaring war on Equestria just because of one bad visit.

I hope Noah didn’t go too far and I hope you enjoyed this episode.

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