The Great and Unhinged Duo
Act I
Load Full StoryNext Chapter"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T DO ANOTHER BOYS NIGHT OUT?!!!"
Discord had planned for a boy’s night out this afternoon with Big Mac and Spike since it has been awhile since they had gotten together. Usually Spike and Big Mac would not hesitate for a night where they play Dungeons and Dragons, so he was flabbergasted at the answer they both gave him.
"Sorry Discord, but I have so much stuff I have to do since Twilight has become ruler of Equestria and all!"
"Oh, I get it!! Twilight's boring royal duties are MUCH more important than spending time with someone who is not only the lord of chaos, but also your only best friend!!!"
Big Mac gave Discord a glare that even the lord of chaos could not resist the intensity coming from that glare. It was almost on par with Fluttershy's stare, which was crazy to say.
"I-I..... I mean ONE of your best friends. He. He...he...." Discord gave a forced grin that would hopefully satisfy the big red stallion.
"Look Discord, I know you feel hurt because I chose Twilight's duties over Dungeons and Dragons, but you have to understand Discord I promised to Twilight that I would be there as her assistant and friend no matter what. Plus, we can have a boy’s night out anytime just not right now since I have to do a lot of stuff to help Twilight with the Princess of Equestria party!"
"SHE HAS ANOTHER PARTY?!! AHHHHHHH!!! HOW MANY PARTIES IS TWILIGHT GOING TO HAVE JUST BECAUSE SHE BECAME THE RULER OF EQUESTRIA?!!! I mean I am the lord of chaos, but do you see anyone celebrating a party for me?!! NOOOOOO!!!!"
"Well to be fair you tried to turn Equestria into a place of chaos while Twilight and her friends worked together to make Equestria a better...." Spike froze as now it was his turn to fear Discord's intimidating glare.
"Listen here you barney rip off!!! Didn't it occur to you that I am NOT the same draconequus I once was? I am doing everything in my power to not slither down the path that I once was on, BUT IT'S HARD WHEN THERE'S CREATURES LIKE YOU WHO STILL DON'T TRUST ME EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE TO CHANGE!!! CREATURES LIKE YOU WHO SUCK UP TO TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS EVERY LITTLE FRICKING THING THEY DO!!! EVEN IF IT'S STUFF THAT EVERY PONY ELSE HAS DONE BUT DONT GET CELEBRATED FOR IT!!!"
Spike and Big Mac were taking steps back from Discord, intimidated at the anger he was letting out more than usual.
"Di...Discord, I didn't mean to-!!!"
"WHATEVER I DON'T CARE!!! JUST DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE!!" Discord shouted as he magically sealed Spike's lips with gum.
"Mmmmmm...."
"NOW WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE BIG MCDONALD?!!!" Discord said pointing at Big Mac who was still a few steps away from the furious Draconequus.
"I...I... have to...help Applejack...buck apples...for...apple cider.... weekend...." Big Mac said still terrified at Discord.
"ONE OF TWILIGHT FRIENDS AGAIN?!!! Well, who could have guessed that?!! NOT ME SINCE I'M THE DUMB ONE HERE!!!" Discord said as he laughed hysterically.
"Di...Discord......?" Big Mac asked as he slowly walked towards Discord.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Discord then magically pushed Big Mac away from where he was 2 inches closer to to him.
"Discord, I'm tryna help!!"
"NO, IT'S FINE IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME THAT I'M JUST A BURDEN TO YOU, SO I'LL BE ON MY WAY!!" Discord snapped his fingers as he said that.
"DISCORD WAIT!! Big Mac pleaded but it was already too late as Discord vanished in a cloud of confetti that had candy spelled out in the words of Worst friends in Equestria. Spike's mouth was free from the stickiness the gum had left in his mouth. Spike then saw the words that were in the cloud as well and sighed.
"Were so sorry Discord...." Spike said as both him and Big Mac left Twilight's other castle that was in Ponyville.
Trixie was practicing her magic show that she was going to have in Canterlot. She would ask Starlight if she would come and help her, but Starlight said that she would not have time since Twilight made her head mare of the school. This news made Trixie upset since it seemed like Starlight thought that her job as head mare of the school was more important than helping her with the magic show. Trixie always had a friendly rivalry with Twilight, but this time it was less of a rivalry and more of a jealousy and hatred against Twilight. Twilight was always the better magic user even before she was ruler of Equestria or even a princess at all. Why was it that Twilight always got all these amazing things when she does not need it?! Like seriously does she need to be ruler of the castle in Canterlot when she already had a castle in Ponyville?! All these thoughts had made her self-esteem drain faster than bits being used for buying candy.
"Ok this is no time to be focusing on thinking about how Twilight inconsiderately chose a time like this to make Starlight head mare of the school when I have my magic show in Canterlot. I just need to stick to the plan and soon I'll be the one in charge!"
Trixie kept continuing her little soliloquy until rain started pouring on the stage she was on.
"OH, COME ON!!! OF COURSE, OUT OF ALL DAYS IT HAD TO RAIN TODAY!!! Those damn weather ponies!!! WAIT TILL I... wait is this chocolate milk?!"
One of the droplets of the rain dropped on her tongue like a snowflake and instead of tasting like the regular stale taste of wet rain instead it tasted like sweet chocolate milk. Was this some sort of sick prank from the weather ponies? There is no way the cloud in the skies would be raining chocolate milk.
Trixie looked above to examine what had caused chocolate milk to fall from the sky.
"LISTEN YOU!!! Pranking will not stop the talented Trixie from practicing an especially important magic show she has to do!!
But when she looked at the sky, she could hear noises that sounded awfully like someone crying.
"THAT'S IT!! SHOW YOURSELF FIEND!!!" Trixie yelled as her horn lit up.
10 minutes had passed before the figure had shown and when they had shown it was a sight to be seen. A tall draconequus with red eyes that were filled with chocolate tears was standing before her.
"Di-Di...DISCORD?!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!! AND... were you crying......?"
"N-NOOO!!!"
"Y-YESSSS!!!" Discord said as more chocolate tears streamed down his face.
"AHHHHH!!! WELL CRY SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE FOR MY MAGIC SHOW THAT'S HAPPENING IN CANTERLOT AND YOUR CHOCOLATE TEARS ARE RUINING IT!!"
"So-So.....Sorry it's just that no one else wants me around...."
"What are you talking about Discord?"
"BIG MCDONALD AND THAT SHORT PURPLE DRAGON DITCHED ME BECAUSE THEY RATHER SPEND TIME WITH TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS THAN ME!!! I MEAN COME ON TWILIGHT ALREADY HAVE 2 CASTLES; DOES SHE NEED ANOTHER STINKING PARTY?!!! AHHHHH!!!" Discord cried out as now the chocolate tears turned into hot sauce.
"Wait....are you saying Applejack's brother and Twilight's annoying assistant blew you off because they decided the stuff that Twilight and her friends were doing were more important than hanging out with you?"
"Y-Yes.........."
"OH......." Trixie said as she dissipated the magic that was lit around her horn.
"Well, I'm having the same problem with Starlight. How strange...." Trixie said to herself quietly.
"You know I could help with your magic show."
"YOU WOULD?!"
"Y-Yeah, well if you want to that is...I mean I understand if you don't want someone like me helping you with your-"
"NO!!!" Trixie said as she hugged Discord in a tight bear hug.
Discord blushed as the mare's tight hug was so soft and very soothing. Trixie realized what she was doing and pulled back from Discord.
"OH MY GOD!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!"
"IT'S ALRIGHT TRIXIE!! I.....liked it very much."
"Oh ok...." Trixie said as her cheeks turned into a strawberry red.
"Well anyways, I would definitely like your help with my magic show. I really need to make my magic show as great as I am for the Canterlot folks since they're very picky over there!!"
"Ok well let me start by cleaning up the mess I left on your stage."
And from a snap of his fingers all the brown and red stains vanished out of complete sight.
"WOW!! Thanks Discord!!"
"No problem I'm just sorry that I ruined your stage with my crying."
"Oh....well the great Trixie forgives you!! So, I'll see you tomorrow.
"Well, the great and powerful lord of chaos is very pleased but has a question that he hopes gets the answer that he wants."
"Well, what do you want to ask the great Trixie?"
Discord paused before taking a deep breath before answering.
"I know that this is a crazy request to ask, but I was planning on having a boy’s night with Big Mac and Spike since we haven't hung out in a while, and I was starting to get very lonely. So, since they now declined, I don't feel like spending the night at my house by myself."
"Well, I can relate as well since I was hoping Starlight would be here to help me with my magic show but she......had other stuff to do and-"
"I don't mean to rush, but does that mean yes...?"
"Hmmmm....well alright!!! I guess I should repay you since you did help me clean up the stage so yeah you can stay at Trixie's magical place."
"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE WORDS MEAN TO ME!!!" Discord said as little chocolate tears started flowing from his eyes again.
"Just one rule, no crying at the stage!"
"Right sorry!'
"It's fine now follow Trixie's amazing home!!!"
Discord nodded as he wiped the chocolate tears from his eyes and followed the blue mare to the wagon.
Author's Note
I hope you like this first chapter :)
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