The Great and Unhinged Duo

by The Hidden Pony

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Violence, Main 6, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Other, Romance, Trixie
Length: 8180

Discord and Trixie"s friends "abandon" them which leads them to slowly fall in love and wreak havoc on Equestria.

After Big Mac and Spike decline Discord's invitation to a Dungeons and Dragon night out, Discord accidently stumbles into Trixie. Discord agrees to help Trixie with a magic show she has at Canterlot. Unfortunately stuff happens that make both Discord and Trixie snap and both decide to cause destruction on Equestria while also ironically falling in love in the process.

Published 2021-06-28 14:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-11-10 01:44:18 UTC

Act I

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T DO ANOTHER BOYS NIGHT OUT?!!!"

Discord had planned for a boy’s night out this afternoon with Big Mac and Spike since it has been awhile since they had gotten together. Usually Spike and Big Mac would not hesitate for a night where they play Dungeons and Dragons, so he was flabbergasted at the answer they both gave him.

"Sorry Discord, but I have so much stuff I have to do since Twilight has become ruler of Equestria and all!"

"Oh, I get it!! Twilight's boring royal duties are MUCH more important than spending time with someone who is not only the lord of chaos, but also your only best friend!!!"

Big Mac gave Discord a glare that even the lord of chaos could not resist the intensity coming from that glare. It was almost on par with Fluttershy's stare, which was crazy to say.

"I-I..... I mean ONE of your best friends. He. He...he...." Discord gave a forced grin that would hopefully satisfy the big red stallion.

"Look Discord, I know you feel hurt because I chose Twilight's duties over Dungeons and Dragons, but you have to understand Discord I promised to Twilight that I would be there as her assistant and friend no matter what. Plus, we can have a boy’s night out anytime just not right now since I have to do a lot of stuff to help Twilight with the Princess of Equestria party!"

"SHE HAS ANOTHER PARTY?!! AHHHHHHH!!! HOW MANY PARTIES IS TWILIGHT GOING TO HAVE JUST BECAUSE SHE BECAME THE RULER OF EQUESTRIA?!!! I mean I am the lord of chaos, but do you see anyone celebrating a party for me?!! NOOOOOO!!!!"

"Well to be fair you tried to turn Equestria into a place of chaos while Twilight and her friends worked together to make Equestria a better...." Spike froze as now it was his turn to fear Discord's intimidating glare.

"Listen here you barney rip off!!! Didn't it occur to you that I am NOT the same draconequus I once was? I am doing everything in my power to not slither down the path that I once was on, BUT IT'S HARD WHEN THERE'S CREATURES LIKE YOU WHO STILL DON'T TRUST ME EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE TO CHANGE!!! CREATURES LIKE YOU WHO SUCK UP TO TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS EVERY LITTLE FRICKING THING THEY DO!!! EVEN IF IT'S STUFF THAT EVERY PONY ELSE HAS DONE BUT DONT GET CELEBRATED FOR IT!!!"

Spike and Big Mac were taking steps back from Discord, intimidated at the anger he was letting out more than usual.

"Di...Discord, I didn't mean to-!!!"

"WHATEVER I DON'T CARE!!! JUST DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE!!" Discord shouted as he magically sealed Spike's lips with gum.

"Mmmmmm...."

"NOW WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE BIG MCDONALD?!!!" Discord said pointing at Big Mac who was still a few steps away from the furious Draconequus.

"I...I... have to...help Applejack...buck apples...for...apple cider.... weekend...." Big Mac said still terrified at Discord.

"ONE OF TWILIGHT FRIENDS AGAIN?!!! Well, who could have guessed that?!! NOT ME SINCE I'M THE DUMB ONE HERE!!!" Discord said as he laughed hysterically.

"Di...Discord......?" Big Mac asked as he slowly walked towards Discord.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Discord then magically pushed Big Mac away from where he was 2 inches closer to to him.

"Discord, I'm tryna help!!"

"NO, IT'S FINE IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME THAT I'M JUST A BURDEN TO YOU, SO I'LL BE ON MY WAY!!" Discord snapped his fingers as he said that.

"DISCORD WAIT!! Big Mac pleaded but it was already too late as Discord vanished in a cloud of confetti that had candy spelled out in the words of Worst friends in Equestria. Spike's mouth was free from the stickiness the gum had left in his mouth. Spike then saw the words that were in the cloud as well and sighed.

"Were so sorry Discord...." Spike said as both him and Big Mac left Twilight's other castle that was in Ponyville.

Trixie was practicing her magic show that she was going to have in Canterlot. She would ask Starlight if she would come and help her, but Starlight said that she would not have time since Twilight made her head mare of the school. This news made Trixie upset since it seemed like Starlight thought that her job as head mare of the school was more important than helping her with the magic show. Trixie always had a friendly rivalry with Twilight, but this time it was less of a rivalry and more of a jealousy and hatred against Twilight. Twilight was always the better magic user even before she was ruler of Equestria or even a princess at all. Why was it that Twilight always got all these amazing things when she does not need it?! Like seriously does she need to be ruler of the castle in Canterlot when she already had a castle in Ponyville?! All these thoughts had made her self-esteem drain faster than bits being used for buying candy.

"Ok this is no time to be focusing on thinking about how Twilight inconsiderately chose a time like this to make Starlight head mare of the school when I have my magic show in Canterlot. I just need to stick to the plan and soon I'll be the one in charge!"

Trixie kept continuing her little soliloquy until rain started pouring on the stage she was on.

"OH, COME ON!!! OF COURSE, OUT OF ALL DAYS IT HAD TO RAIN TODAY!!! Those damn weather ponies!!! WAIT TILL I... wait is this chocolate milk?!"

One of the droplets of the rain dropped on her tongue like a snowflake and instead of tasting like the regular stale taste of wet rain instead it tasted like sweet chocolate milk. Was this some sort of sick prank from the weather ponies? There is no way the cloud in the skies would be raining chocolate milk.

Trixie looked above to examine what had caused chocolate milk to fall from the sky.

"LISTEN YOU!!! Pranking will not stop the talented Trixie from practicing an especially important magic show she has to do!!

But when she looked at the sky, she could hear noises that sounded awfully like someone crying.

"THAT'S IT!! SHOW YOURSELF FIEND!!!" Trixie yelled as her horn lit up.

10 minutes had passed before the figure had shown and when they had shown it was a sight to be seen. A tall draconequus with red eyes that were filled with chocolate tears was standing before her.

"Di-Di...DISCORD?!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!! AND... were you crying......?"

"N-NOOO!!!"

"Y-YESSSS!!!" Discord said as more chocolate tears streamed down his face.

"AHHHHH!!! WELL CRY SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE FOR MY MAGIC SHOW THAT'S HAPPENING IN CANTERLOT AND YOUR CHOCOLATE TEARS ARE RUINING IT!!"

"So-So.....Sorry it's just that no one else wants me around...."

"What are you talking about Discord?"

"BIG MCDONALD AND THAT SHORT PURPLE DRAGON DITCHED ME BECAUSE THEY RATHER SPEND TIME WITH TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS THAN ME!!! I MEAN COME ON TWILIGHT ALREADY HAVE 2 CASTLES; DOES SHE NEED ANOTHER STINKING PARTY?!!! AHHHHH!!!" Discord cried out as now the chocolate tears turned into hot sauce.

"Wait....are you saying Applejack's brother and Twilight's annoying assistant blew you off because they decided the stuff that Twilight and her friends were doing were more important than hanging out with you?"

"Y-Yes.........."

"OH......." Trixie said as she dissipated the magic that was lit around her horn.

"Well, I'm having the same problem with Starlight. How strange...." Trixie said to herself quietly.

"You know I could help with your magic show."

"YOU WOULD?!"

"Y-Yeah, well if you want to that is...I mean I understand if you don't want someone like me helping you with your-"

"NO!!!" Trixie said as she hugged Discord in a tight bear hug.

Discord blushed as the mare's tight hug was so soft and very soothing. Trixie realized what she was doing and pulled back from Discord.

"OH MY GOD!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!"

"IT'S ALRIGHT TRIXIE!! I.....liked it very much."

"Oh ok...." Trixie said as her cheeks turned into a strawberry red.

"Well anyways, I would definitely like your help with my magic show. I really need to make my magic show as great as I am for the Canterlot folks since they're very picky over there!!"

"Ok well let me start by cleaning up the mess I left on your stage."

And from a snap of his fingers all the brown and red stains vanished out of complete sight.

"WOW!! Thanks Discord!!"

"No problem I'm just sorry that I ruined your stage with my crying."

"Oh....well the great Trixie forgives you!! So, I'll see you tomorrow.

"Well, the great and powerful lord of chaos is very pleased but has a question that he hopes gets the answer that he wants."

"Well, what do you want to ask the great Trixie?"

Discord paused before taking a deep breath before answering.

"I know that this is a crazy request to ask, but I was planning on having a boy’s night with Big Mac and Spike since we haven't hung out in a while, and I was starting to get very lonely. So, since they now declined, I don't feel like spending the night at my house by myself."

"Well, I can relate as well since I was hoping Starlight would be here to help me with my magic show but she......had other stuff to do and-"

"I don't mean to rush, but does that mean yes...?"

"Hmmmm....well alright!!! I guess I should repay you since you did help me clean up the stage so yeah you can stay at Trixie's magical place."

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE WORDS MEAN TO ME!!!" Discord said as little chocolate tears started flowing from his eyes again.

"Just one rule, no crying at the stage!"

"Right sorry!'

"It's fine now follow Trixie's amazing home!!!"

Discord nodded as he wiped the chocolate tears from his eyes and followed the blue mare to the wagon.

Author's Note

I hope you like this first chapter :)

Act II

Trixie and Discord were in Trixie's.....not so organized wagon.

"Wow this place is a mess!!"

"HEY!!! WATCH YOUR TONGUE!! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ASKED TO STAY HERE FOR THE NIGHT, SO I WOULD LIKE SOME RESPECT!!!!"

"Yeah that's true, but let me help organize a few things here....."

Suddenly flying cats came and started organizing the pigsty that was in Trixie's "magical" place. After a few seconds the place was organized neatly and there was a big door that was in one of the walls.

"Wow Discord.....man having you around is a lifesaver, but I have to ask what is that big door over there?"

"It's.....Actually I don't want to tell you, let's open the door to find out."

"Ok..........." Trixie said as she slowly opened the door for anticipation.

In the room there was 2 king size beds in the middle and on both ends of the beds there were draws that were filled with all her magic gear. The bed that was on the right had a bed cover that was covered in stars that were the same as Trixie's cutie marks. The bed on the left had a cover that was filled with flying bananas.

"I decided to move most of your magic equipment into these draws since it would give me some space to add beds like this in the middle.

"The great Trixie commends you for your service."

"My command is all yours m'lady." Discord said as he bowed his head towards Trixie.

Trixie then yawned as she sat on her bed.

"Well it's time for the great Trixie to get her beauty sleep I suggest you do the same."

"Ok well let Discord, the lord of chaos, put you into some comfortable clothes before you sleep."

And with that it was obvious what was going to happen next as Trixie was immediately in her bright pajamas and had her sleeping mask that was on her head. Trixie smiled as she covered her eyes with her sleeping mask.

"Goodnight Discord."

"Goodnight to you too Trixie."

Trixie went under her sheets and layed in her bed while Discord curled up like a dog on his bed. The Draconequus and the blue mare both fell into a nice peaceful sleep.

The bright yellow sun glowed in the sky which caused Discord to wake up from his deep slumber.

"Morning already? Man that Celestia need to make a schedule on when to raise the sun because this is too early!!!"

Discord looked at his left to see Trixie still asleep unfazed from the intense glow from the sun.

"Hmmm....I guess I should start making her some breakfast before I wake her up."

Discord then quickly made up his bed and teleported himself out of the wagon to think what he should spawn for Trixie's breakfast.

"Let me see what is Trixie's favorite thing to eat for breakfast....? Damn!! I'm stumped!! I guess I could read her mind to see what she like....NO!!! I shouldn't read her mind while she's sleeping that would be not only rude but also an invasion of privacy. I'll just ask Starlight what she likes!!"

Discord teleported himself to the place where he knew Starlight would be. After 5 minutes of searching he finally found Starlight in the teacher's lounge.

"Oh hey Discord, didn't expect you to come here!"

"Yeah I didn't expect to come here either but here I am." Discord said with a weak grin.

"Ok..........so was there a reason you came here to see me in particular?

"Oh right I came here to ask you what Trixie liked to eat for breakfast since you're her friend and all."

Starlight then spit her hot coco at Discord from what he just said to her.

"WAIT, DID YOU JUST SAID YOU CAME HERE TO ASK WHAT IS TRIXIE'S FAVORITE THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?!!"

"And did you just spat hot chocolate on my face?" Discord asked sarcastically as he then wringled himself like washcloth to get the hot chocolate off his body.

"So..Sorry I was just not expecting you to come here to ask something like that for Trixie. Usually you would come here to start chaos since you're the lord of chaos and all."

"Well yeah key word being USUALLY but I've changed since then so that shouldn't even be relevant am I correct?"

"I'm just sayi-"

"Look just tell me what's Trixie's favorite thing to eat for breakfast!"

"Ok......Well her favorite meal to eat for breakfast is pancakes, hash browns, bacon, and sausage."

"Bacon and sausage on the same plate? Very zany.....I like it!"

"Yeah Trixie goes crazy for meat on any meal."

"STAR SERVANTS, WRITE THAT DOWN FOR ME PLEASE!!"

5 star servants with chocolate mustaches appeared with a list in their grasp. Once they wrote down that Trixie likes meat they then disappeared immediately afterwards.

"Well Starlight I think I should get going, Trixie is going to wake up soon and I want to surprise her."

"Wake up soon........? WAIT DISCORD ARE YO-"

It was too late as Discord had already vanished from the teacher's lounge.

"Damn! I wanted to ask him if he was living with Trixie now......."

Trixie was in her bed dreaming about how amazing she did with her magic show and how popular she became in Canterlot. She was even more popular than Twilight Sparkle for crying out loud. It was everything Trixie wanted, recognition of how much of a great magician she really is. It's unfortunate it only came down to a dream as she heard little bells that woke her up from her magical world.

"Errr......who's ringing that bell?!"

"Me of course!!"

"Oh good morning to you too Discord. One quick question though, were the bells really necessary for me to wake up?"

"Well you know me!"

"Right."

"But the real reason I woke you up with my little jingle bells was because I have a surprise breakfast for you."

"Really? Well I doubt the breakfast you prepared for me will really surprise some pony like myse-"

Trixie was interrupted as a plate with blueberry pancakes, nice golden hash browns, grilled sausage, and red juicy bacon that was beautifully seated right next to the sausage.

"........."

"You don't like it? I'm sorry Starlight told me you liked pancakes although she didn't say exactly what kind of pancakes you liked so I decided to go with blueberry since you're.....blue and all. I added the hash browns since Starlight said you liked that too. Finally the sausage and bacon were there since Starlight told me you're really into meat. But since it seems like you don't like it I'll change it real-"

"No, it's amazing. I'm more so surprised that you would go through all the time to try and surprise me when I know you can do basically anything to impress me."

"You're not wrong. Anyways, here's your breakfast."

He didn't know why but every time she was happy he would also reflect the same emotion as well. He had never felt this feeling before but whatever it was he wanted the feeling to stay.

"Hey Discord are you going to eat something?"

"Oh...um yeah I'm going to eat some cereal."

"Ok. Well after you're finished help me get the stuff ready for practice today."

Discord nodded. When he was finished his cereal he did what Trixie told her to do. After Discord got all the stuff ready he then head over to where Trixie was so that she could check if he had the right things with him.

"Ok Trixie is that everything we need?"

"Yes now let's head outside and practice!"

Before Trixie opened the door to leave the wagon, she realized that she was still in her pajamas.

"Oh right....can't have myself looking like this in front of every pony. I'm going to get my magician hat and my cape from my closet."

"Yeah about that, I feel your style of clothing is getting kind of stale....."

"TRIXIE'S STYLE IS NEVER STALE!!! NOTHING IS BETTER THAN MY MAGICIAN HAT AND MY FAVORITE CAPE!!!"

"Wanna bet?" Discord said as a smug grin appeared on his face.

"DON'T YOU DARE!!"

Discord ignored the flustered mare and snapped his fingers to change Trixie into clothes that would impress Rarity herself.

"Wow......this is way better!"

"Told ya!!"

"Alright! I'm still keeping my hat and cape in the closet though!!"

"Ok if you say so!"

"Now let's go outside."

The duo walked out of the wagon and to the backyard and practiced their first act, pulling a rabbit out of the hat.

"So you're going to pull a rabbit out of your hat?......."

"That's what I said didn't I Discord?"

"Yeah I know, but it just seems cliché don't you think?"

"Even if something is cliché it still can work. I mean look at other magicians doing that same act and still getting praised for it. Same thing can happen to me."

"That's true but you aren't like other magicians, you should try being more unique so you don't seem like the cliché magician archetype and ponies will take you more seriously. It's the reason why I changed the clothes the way I did. Plus do you even have a bunny?

"Of course I do!"

Trixie grabbed a animal cage that revealed a bunny inside.

"Just to let you know it was a pain stealing a bunny from Fluttershy's cottage so you better not lose this bunny or I swear to Celestia I'll kill you and burn your corpses!!"

"OK! Relax Trixie, I won't lose your bunny!! WAIT....DID YOU SAID YOU STOLE A BUNNY FROM FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE?!!!"

"My only reply to that will be, don't ask questions you don't want answers to. Now hold my hat while I put this bunny inside!"

"Ok..." Discord said uneasy about what Trixie said but still focused at the task at hand and grabbed Trixie's hat to let her stick the bunny inside like she wanted.

Trixie then put the bunny in her hat and took a few steps back.

"Uhhhh....Trixie what are you doing?"

"I'm practicing my speech for when I perform this act."

"Is that really necessary? I mean you're already announcing yourself when you enter the stage, so I see no reason for you to make a speech about every magical act you do. That's where the saying show don't tell comes in."

"DONT QUESTION THE GREAT TRIXIE!!"

"I'M SORRY GEEZ!! I'm just trying to help!!"

"Well you can help by not critiquing every little thing that I do and just go along with it!"

"You're right, I'm sorry continue."

"Thank you!" Trixie said as she got herself ready and then made her speech.

"Hey every pony! For this act I'll do the classic pull the rabbit out of the hat! But this time it'll be different since you'll have the magnificent Trixie perform it in front of your eyes!!"

Trixie walked towards where Discord was standing and started reaching for the inside of her hat.

"Now watch as Trixie pulls out a bunny that'll make the Easter Bunny cry himself to slee-"

Trixie stopped as when she put her hoof in the middle of the hat she felt nothing but the flat surface of the bottom of the hat.

"D-Discord!! WHERE'S THE BUNNY?!

Before Discord could answer the bunny hopped up and slapped Trixie so hard it left a big bruise on her cheek. Trixie screamed from the pain the little white demon gave her. The bunny started laughing at Trixie who was laying on the ground unconscious.

"How dare you!!!"

The bunny stopped laughing and turned around to see a very bellicose draconequus behind it. In desperation the bunny tried to run away, but was paralyzed by Discord's severe magic.

"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!" Discord shouted as he levitated the bunny towards him.

When the bunny was 1 inch away from Discord, Discord grabbed the bunny with his bird hand and ripped out his head with his lion paw. Discord dropped what was left of the bunny as blood spattered all over the ground. After a few seconds Trixie woke up from her unconscious nap that the bunny had given her. Trixie turned around to see what happened only to find out the fate of the bunny.

"Holy...."

"T-Trixie! I-I can explain! It was an accident, I SWEAR!!"

"Di-Discord...............THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"

"I know you're upset Trixie, but let me-WAIT WHAT?!" Discord asked baffled at the fact that Trixie was happy that he murdered a bunny in plain sight.

"You killed that dumbass bunny for me which I'm really grateful for!"

"So let me get this straight. You're not mad that I just committed murder on a little bunny?!"

"The only thing that made me mad was the fact that I wasn't the one to tear that prick limb from limb!"

Discord was very disturbed by how hostile Trixie was, but at the same time there was also a huge part of him that loved every second of it. This feeling was interrupted though as Discord remembered something that Trixie said earlier.

"WAIT!! What will we tell Fluttershy about her bunny?!"

"Nothing! We'll keep this secret between you and me. No pony else will know about it. It's important that this incident stays confidential! GOT IT?!"

"I got it but....I feel bad that were lying to Fluttershy about what happened to her bunny."

"COME ON DISCORD!! There's a lot of bunnies in the forest that Fluttershy could find and doesn't she have like a million of bunnies in her cottage?! Yeah I'm pretty sure she can just suck it up and move on. Plus isn't this stuff what you're born to do anyways?!"

"Well I'm trying to correct all the mistakes I've done in the past. I'm trying to show every pony even Twilight and her friends how good of a creature I can be!"

Trixie then started laughing spontaneously while tears of laughter started to fall out of her eyes.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?! I'M BEING SERIOUS!!"

"What's funny is that you actually believe that becoming less of yourself and more of what Twilight and her friends want will make ponies accept you into their civilizations! All they're doing is convincing you all these lies, so that they can manipulate you and use you for their own means. LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO STARLIGHT!! She used to be my best friend, but after Twilight made her the principal of her little school of lies Starlight barely has time to hang out with me and only has time using Twilight's fucked up morals to control every innocent student to worship her and her gang!! It was obvious the main reason she did that was so that Starlight wouldn't be around me since Twilight doesn't trust me at all even though I spent years trying to prove to Twilight that I've changed!!! The same is happening with your friends as well!!"

Discord was stunned that Twilight would manipulated his friends, so that they would be more apart from him. Discord did everything he could to reform himself yet Twilight and her friends still doesn't trust him enough to where they took his friends away. Even worst they were doing the same thing to Trixie.

"Trixie I'm so sorry about all the horrible things Twilight did to you!!"

"It's ok because that's the reason why I'm doing this magic show at Canterlot, so that I can show every pony how great of a pony I am and take away all of Twilight's fame and glory she has right now!!" And besides what's the point of trying to change yourself if no one cares?"

"You do make a great point Trixie!"

"I'm glad that you agree because I have one more favor that I'm going to ask you to do for the great Trixie!"

"Oh what is it?"

Trixie smiled as she whispered into Discord ear of the request she wanted. This request disabled his ability to say anything other than:

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

Author's Note

My second chapter to this story, hope you enjoy this as much as the first one 😊

Act III

"AND HERE I THOUGHT ALL MY TALK ABOUT HOW TWILIGHT MANIPULATING YOU AND HOW CHANGING YOURSELF DOESN'T FIX ANYTHING WOULD CONVINCE YOU TO DO THIS REQUEST, BUT NOPE YOU'RE STILL DON'T HAVE THE GUTS LIKE YOU USED TO BEFORE!!!"

"LOOK TRIXIE!! I hate Twilight and her pals as much as you do, but I'm not going to go back to the homicidal creature I was back then. Especially with an act like reviving someone only to killed them again!!" You can have your morals and I can have mine!"

"PLEASE DISCORD!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I'LL RELEASE MY ANGER AND RELAX FULLY!!!"

"Then find some one else to do it! I'm out of here!!"

"SO YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME LIKE STARLIGHT DID?! YOU'RE EVEN WORST THAN YOUR FRIENDS!!!"

Discord paused as he remembered what he felt like when Spike and Big Mac left him. Discord then walked towards where Trixie was at.

"Y-You're right, I guess...I just wanted to change myself so badly that I didn't realize that it almost made me do the exact thing that my friends did to me."

"And like I keep trying to tell you that you don't need to change who you are no matter what others think, being yourself is good enough!!"

"I guess that includes torturing a helpless bunny for 1 hour straight!"

"Yes it does you naïve draconequus! Now resurrect the bunny, so I can break him mentally and physically!" Trixie said with a deranged smile.

Discord gave her a thumbs up and resurrected the bunny. When the bunny was alive again Trixie lunged at the bunny and ripped the bunny's ears out of it's head. Then she ripped the bunny's arms and legs off it's body as the bunny wailed in pain. The final gruesome act Trixie did was stuffing the bunny's ears, arms, and legs into the bunny's mouth at the same time thus choking him. While all of that was going on Discord was eating a bowl of popcorn and was laughing maniacally.

"I see that you're enjoying this."

"I haven't had this much fun since I've used my magic on Equestria."

"So you don't suppose you would revive the bunny again, so I can torture it some more?"

"It would be my pleasure my dear!"

Discord snapped his fingers and the torture on the bunny continued. They even took turns on who killed the bunny. Eventually though they got very hungry.

"Hey Discord I think we should go back inside. It's getting pretty late plus I'm getting really hungry."

"Oh ok well do you want me to make you something?"

"Thanks but I think it's my turn to cook what were going to eat for tonight."

"Ok if you say so." Discord said as he teleported himself into the wagon.

Trixie took a look at the dead bunny and made a peckish smile. After awhile of sitting in the kitchen Discord was finally pleased when Trixie finally came into the kitchen with dinner.

"You know Trixie it would've been much easier if you let me made dinner."

"Yeah but it wouldn't been as fun since you could just make a cooked meal appear out of your hands. Anyways enjoy my fabulous meal that I made!"

Trixie placed a bowl of soup in front of where Discord was at. The soup had a familiar scent to it that Discord couldn't detect what it was.

"Hey Trixie this soup has a weirdly familiar smell. What kind of soup is this?"

"I'm not telling you. You have to taste it to find out yourself! For once let yourself be surprised."

Discord sighed and picked up a spoon and scooped up a good amount of soup. Then he put the spoon in his mouth and then put the spoon back down.

"You know this soup tastes a lot like......WAIT!!! Did you cooked the......"

Trixie nodded and put a plate of meat on the spot where she was going to sit at.

"Wow I know Starlight said you like meat, but let's just say......this was very unexpected. Which I admire very much!"

"Thank you. Now that I made dinner for you, you have to do something for me in return!"

"Alright malady, but I do have to ask that don't I already do stuff for you in return anyways?"

"Yes but this time it's a special favor!"

"So asking me to revive the bunny multiple times for you to kill it again wasn't a special request?"

Trixie blushed and tried to look away at Discord's smug face.

"Alright yes that was special too but just listen to what I'm going to ask you!"

Starlight was taking a walk through Ponyville since she finished her shift as head mare today and needed a break. Starlight would fly one of her kites after work, but this time she didn't even had the energy for that and just wanted to walk around.

"Man being head mare is a lot of work! I know Twilight chose me for the job since she thinks I would be the best it, but honestly it's so tedious to make sure every student and teacher are doing what they're supposed to do when there's literally only one principal in the school! I need to talk to Twilight about this, she'll understand!"

Starlight kept talking to herself about the anxiety she was having working as head mare of the school when suddenly some yellow thing bumped into her as she was talking. When she got up she saw a yellow hoof that was extended towards her and she then figured out who bumped into her.

"Oh my gosh Starlight I'm really sorry for bumping into you like that."

"It's ok Fluttershy........."

Starlight noticed that Fluttershy was acting more tense than she usually would be. Fluttershy was known to be a bit shy and jumpy, but this seemed very unnatural for her.

"So uhh....Fluttershy why in a hurry?"

"IT'S ANGEL!!! HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR A WEEK!!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM AND I HAVEN'T FOUND HIM!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!"

"CALM DOWN FLUTTERSHY!!! We'll find Angel and bring him back home! He shouldn't have gone far!!"

"But it's been a week since he's been gone!! Some pony could've kidnapped him since then!!"

"Then we'll just have to contact Twilight and the others!!! Come towards to me and put your hoof on my back!!!"

"Wait...what.......?"

"So that you could teleport with me to where Twilight is at!"

"Oh....that makes more sense."

"Uhh......what did you think I wanted you to do?"

"N-NOTHING!!!" Fluttershy blushed as she put her hoof on Starlight's back and both of them teleported out of Ponyville.

When they arrived at the Canterlot castle they noticed there were a lot of guards surrounding it. When the guards realized who the two was they guided them to where Twilight was. Twilight was in the library with Celestia and Luna reading a bunch of books.

"Uhhh... Twilight is everything ok?"

"STARLIGHT!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!!! I also see you brought Fluttershy here too which is great because I need your help!"

"Oh well pardon me Twilight, but what's going on?"

"I'll explain everything Fluttershy, but I need you to first get the others here. Were going to need the elements for this!"

Author's Note

I know this chapter seems a little short, but honestly I just felt like this was a good spot to end chapter 3. Next chapter I'm going to try and make it more longer.

Act IV

"We came as fast we could when Starlight told us that you needed us! So what seems to be the problem? Uh....Twi?!"

Twilight didn't respond to Applejack since she was too busy doing something with her magic that seemed to distract her from what was happening right now in the castle. Celestia then step forward in front of where Twilight was performing her spell.

"Twilight can't hear you. She's focusing her magic to try to sense this absurdly strong magic that's flowing through Equestria."

"What magic? No offense princess, but I think the whole sensing magic thing is just an Alicorn thing."

Luna rolled her eyes and glared at Rainbow Dash.

"IT IS NOT JUST AN ALICORN THING! It's something that's affecting not just ponies, but every race in Equestria. The reason why you don't sense it now is because we Alicorns perceive things more efficiently than other species. Now I would like it if you would STOP JOKING AROUND AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!"

Rainbow Dash gulped and nodded as she flew down and hid behind Rarity.

"Y-Yes princess Luna.....hey.....I think I can sense the magic now! Hehehe......."

Luna glared at Rainbow Dash one more time before she eventually left the room entirely.

"Excuse Rainbow's ill mannered behavior. What we're trying to say is that we don't exactly know what exactly this magic is or what's causing it."

"Well this magic first popped up about a week ago. Me and Luna were walking to the store to get the ingredients for a cake when-"

"WHAT KIND OF CAKE WAS IT?!"

"Uhhhh....it was a chocolate cheesecake, but that's not-"

"OOH I LOVE CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE!!! ALTHOUGH I THINK I PREFER STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE SINCE STRAWBERRIES HAS THAT SWEET AND SOUR TASTE TO IT THAT CHOCOLATE DOESN'T HAVE AND-"

The hyper pink mare was thankfully muted from Starlight's magic that could be seen by every pony in the room.

"Thank you Starlight."

"No problem! I learned this spell just for Pinkie Pie in case she did her usual lost from reality ramblings."

"Well anyways when me and Luna were just in town doing our usual routine we suddenly sensed this chaotic and horrifying magic coming from Equestria. We reported the matter to Twilight immediately and she too had sensed this severe magic. Then when we were discussing what to do suddenly Spike vanished and we haven't seen him ever since!"

"THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ANGEL!!! I went into my cottage to get some carrots for him and then when I returned he was gone!!!"

"Big Mac is also gone too! He told Apple bloom that he was going to buck some apples in the upper part of the farm, but Apple Bloom said that he hadn't come back! Something fishy is going on here and I want to find out what!"

"Well luckily I've successfully pinpointed where the source of the magic is coming from!"

Twilight finished sensing where the magic was and was ready to reveal it to the others. When Twilight was about to share the information with the others when she noticed Pinkie Pie was holding Starlight in a way that would signify that something was wrong with her.

"Pinkie Pie is Starlight ok?"

Pinkie Pie's lips were moving, but nothing came out.

"Oh my apologies, Starlight put Pinkie on a silence spell while you were tracking the energy source."

Twilight almost rolled her eyes as she then used a spell that allow Pinkie to actually speak while her lips were moving.

"Thank you Twilight! Now what I was saying was that I was listening to what Princess Celestia say when I turned around and saw Starlight pass out on the ground! I tried to tell you guys, but no pony could here me since SOME pony had muted me!!"

"So....Sorry....about that..." Starlight weakly said.

Rarity then noticed that parts of Starlight's body was slowly starting to fade.

"Are you ok darling?!"

"I.....don't feel so good..."

"HANG IN THERE SUGARCUBE!!!"

Before anyone could reach out to help Starlight, she completely vanished out of Pinkie's grasp like a water stain on a piece of paper.

"STARLIGHT!!!" Twilight shouted to no prevail.

Twilight collapsed on the ground, tears flowing out of her eyes. First it was Spike and now she lost not only her pupil, but one of her closest friends. Celestia and her friends came by her side and comforted her with a warm yet sad hug. Twilight smiled at her friend's compassion in darkest times like this. Rainbow Dash was the first to get out of the family hug and put her hoof on Twilight's shoulder.

"Don't worry Twilight we'll get Starlight back from whatever took her! When were together nothing can stop us!!"

"YEAH!!" The others said in agreement.

"YOU'RE RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING TO SAVE STARLIGHT, SPIKE, AND ANYPONY ELSE THAT THING TOOK!!! LET'S GO GIRLS!!"

Celestia smiled as she saw the girls galloping out of the castle like they usually do when there was a big threat to Equestria. She said 2 words before the group completely disappeared from her view.

"Good Luck."

Meanwhile Luna was flying by herself to trace the source of the heinous magic coursing through Equestria. Luna wanted to do this by herself since she found out first hoof that Twilight's friends were too immature to go on this mission. Unfortunately Tia was more naive and would most likely let Twilight and her friends go on the mission anyways. Which was more reason for her to resolve the situation quickly before Twilight's friends made it worst.

"Why if it isn't Princess Luna herself!"

Luna quickly turned around while having her horn lit to see who was behind her.

"WHO DARES PROVOKE THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT?!!!!"

Before Luna launched her attack she then recognized who the pony was standing in front of her was. She also figured out that the same pony was the one with the magic that was in the air.

"How did you get this savage magic?!"

"Why tell you when I can show you how I got this great power from!!"

The figure in an instant punched Luna multiple times in the cheek. Luna screamed out in pain as she didn't have enough time to react to the blows. When she got back up she noticed there were scars all over her body that looked like....bear scars.

"What sorcery is this?!!!"

"You still haven't figured it out yet? I wonder why you're the Princess of the night."

"DON'T MOCK ME YOU FIEND!!!

Luna yelled as she blasted the figure with a deadly beam that hit the pony at full blank. When the smoke cleared though the figure just stood there unfazed.

"How.....HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!"

"Luna Luna Luna! I'm so disappointed in you! I expected more from a Princess that can raise the moon every day. Oh well! I guess I just got way too powerful for you to handle. Oh my apologies I forgot it's my turn to hit you with a beam of my own!!"

The pony then blasted Luna with their beam and it completely disintegrated half of Luna's flesh. The beam was so big it could've wiped out an entire village with no difficulty. That's when it clicked in Luna's head what was happening.

"D-Did.......you....take...the power......of....a ursa major......?" Luna asked weakly while trying not to pass out.

"DUH!! Took you long enough! But let me expand what you said. I don't only have the strength of an Ursa Major, but I also have the physical resistance of an Ursa Major as well! Which means that any blast you Alicorns hit me with feels like some pony hit me with a pillow at a pillow fight. Which basically means your magic is pathetic and you need to be dethroned immediately."

"I....will...NOT ALLOW NO SUCH THING!!!"

"Of course which is why I'm going to kill you dum dum!"

Luna was about to shoot another beam at the figure when suddenly her magic dissipated from her horn and her body. She suddenly felt like she was being drained.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MAGIC?!!"

The pony looked at Luna smugly and took a satisfied breath.

"I just took your magic from your body and put it into my magnificent body. It only seemed fitting for some pony that ACTUALLY deserves this power. You know not a worthless pony like you!"

Suddenly as the pony was talking Luna could feel her hoof shrinking and becoming weak. There were also wrinkles that was spreading all over her body.

"Oh and another fact that I left out, when I took your magic away from your body it also gave me your immortality. It also gives me the ability to fly without having wings since magic is in your wings. OH WAIT I FORGOT SOMETHING DON'T DIE YET!!! I also have your ability to raise the moon whenever I feel like it. Here let me show you!"

The moon then instantly rise and overshadowed the sun making the light from the day time turn into darkness for the night. Luna then whimper with tears in her eyes and looked up at the figure only managing one word:

"Why.......?"

"Nothing personal you're just in the way of our plan of taking the kingdom away from Twilight. I mean you did help me by letting me take all your magic and getting these sick upgrades. So you know what I'll let you die from your aged body instead of blasting you to smithereens. Well on that note meet your new Princess of the night, THE GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT TRIXIE!!!"

Trixie then looked down to see that Luna was already dead on the ground.

"Damn! You just had to die when I was making my fabulous speech. Good riddance to you!!

Trixie then disintegrated what was left of Luna's corpse and flew away.

Author's Note

I hope you like this chapter :twilightsmile:

Act V

"Hey Big Mac do you have a 4 or a 1?"

"Nope!"

"Nor do I. I guess we'll have to count how much we have in our hands. Let's see I have 1-2-3.......I have 9, what do you have?"

"0"

"What?"

"I have double blanks and since you have 9 that means I win again."

"REALLY?!"

"Eeyup!"

"OH COME ON!!"

Spike threw the rest of his dominos on the ground furiously. They've been been playing dominos since they got trapped in this alternate dimension last week. Each time Big Mac somehow always kept winning every time. At this point Spike decided that he was going to take a nap in the bedroom that weirdly enough seemed pretty normal in a dimension like this. Suddenly a bright light appeared blinding both Big Mac and Spike, but still allowed them to hear some pony screaming.

"Wh-What's going on?! Who's screaming?"

"I don't know but I suggest you move out the way before she crashes into you!"

"Huh? Why-"

"WOAHHHHHH!!!!"

Before Spike could ask Big Mac what in Equestria he was talking about, he went face first onto the door that led to the bedroom he was about to go to. The last thing he remembered before blacking out was something pink that was covering his face and Big Mac asking if he and the mare were alright.

After being unconscious for less than 30 seconds, Spike felt his body being pulled up to the air and onto a soft bed. He then struggled to open his eyes and saw a mare with a mix of blue and purple hair.

"St-Starlight? Is that you?!"

"Yeah it's me Spike!"

"Oh it's great that you're here Starlight. Big Mac and I could really use your help right now."

"Help with what exactly?"

Unfortunately Spike was so exhausted after what happened earlier that he passed out on the bed before he could answer Starlight's question.

"Sweet dreams Spike." Starlight sighed as she turned off the light and closed the door behind her.

.......

"Ew.....I find these comic books to be very obscene!"

Celestia was reading one of Spike's super hero comic books that was on Twilight's desk. The comic book that Celestia was reading was called Power Ponies Volume 1. She was at the part where the power ponies camouflaged themselves in sewer water so that they could sneak into Mane-iac's lair. Honestly she found the entire scene to be disgusting.

"I don't understand how Spike could possibly find these books enjoyable!"

"Your majesty something has happened in Equestria!!!"

Celestia then closed the book and looked back at her guard with her royal princess face.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"Well you see your majesty the sky.....I-I think it would be better if I show you...."

Celestia was a little taken a back with how ominous her guard was sounding, but agreed to the guard's suggestion.

"Okay then. Show me what's going on outside."

When Celestia stepped out the castle she noticed that it was night time already which was odd since Luna usually raised the moon later on.

"Did Luna stormed out of the castle just to raise the moon early? Something doesn't add up..........Guards, have any of you seen Luna ever since she left the castle?"

"No, we haven't. The last time we saw her she said she was going to find the pony with the evil magic."

Celestia then thinking on what to do finally decides on a decision.

"I want all of you to search up and down to find my sister. I don't only want you to look in Ponyville either I want you to search the entirety of Equestria!"

"But Princess it would take months to find Luna in all of Equestria!"

"THIS IS NOT A CHOICE, IT'S A ORDER!!! NOW DO AS I SAY OR I'LL BANISH ALL OF YOU TO THE MOON!!!"

It was dead silent. No pony of the guards speaked at all for at least 5 minutes before one of the guards stood up.

"Princess with all due respect, this is absolutely insane. There's no way we'd be able to look for Luna all over Equestria. We need to take this one step at a time, we can't just be roaming around ponyvilles like mindless zombies. I'm sorry but this action is very foolish."

"So you say my action is foolish? Ok well I say back talking to me instead of following an order is foolish."

"Well I-AHHHHHHHHHH!"

The guard screamed in pain as his body was covered in Celestia's magical and painful magic. His body was then lifted up even higher in the air.

"WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!!!"

She ignored the pleads of the guard and continued levitating him up in the air and then launched him right onto the moon. His face shown fear and sadness on the moon. All the other guards stand there in dead silence again, but this time Celestia is the one that breaks the silence.

"Anyone else want to join him?"

No pony responded.

"I SAID DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO JOIN HIM?!!!!!"

"N-No ma'am......"

"Good choice now get to work!!"

This time no guard rebelled and they all left the castle and start the search for Princess Luna.

"I will not lose you again Luna, never again........."