Sparkle's Secrets

Sparkle's Secrets

Six Saturdays ago, some snide, stupid stallion said something somewhat surprising: "Stupid Sparkle, she should seriously shut up. Celestia's superpowers sure are stupendous, but she shouldn't stick her snout everywhere, snooping surreptitiously for scrolls about such a silly, senseless subject."

Such a stallion shouldn't survive in the several cities of Sparkle's studies; she shall surely stand upon said steed's superbly scrutinized, seditious sacrilege, sundering his spirit in several small shreds. So, suffice to say, he seemed surprised and shocked; after stalking stealthily to Sparkle's sacred sanctuary, he saw his shape and semblance, safeguarded and shining, strapped on stone sculptures in the sewer's shadows.

"... super scrumptious strawberry-smothered sarsaparilla!" said the silly, strenuously-spirited steed. Some said she was secretly super sharp, sealing her sagacity and smarts someplace solely she knew.

Sparkle, surprised, stood still, sounds of some sky-bound steed's strained shouting seeping into Sparkle's sensitive cerebrum.

"So..." Sparkle said, signaling silently for the sweets-seller to speak.

"So... so Spike said, "Sup, 'Shy. Sarsaparilla?" and showed a substantially, superly, spectacularly superb sarsaparilla to share, and 'Shy said, "Sorry, Spike, I swore to Celestia I'd stay sober," and Spike got super sad; so super sad, he said her secret scorn seared straight through his sad, sappy, shriveled soul."

"So...?"

"So... super scrumptious strawberry-smothered sarsaparilla. Spike. 'Shy. Shining, too, sometime. And Snowflake! Oh, silly silly! Scootaloo, Sweetie, Silver Spoon... Sure! Oh, oh, and Snips and Snails! And Spitfiiiire and Soooarin'... Hmmm..." she said, "Celestia should-"

"Stop," Sparkle said.

"Okay, so... Shoeshiiiine and Sea Swiiiirl and Sapphire Shooores... And, and... and Surprise! Oh, and some OCs and Screwball -"

Sparkle sealed her soreness as she spoke some more. "Spike and 'Shy should-"

"SPARKLE! SPARKLE!"

She spun swiftly, seeing some sweaty stallion sprinting. Said stallion stopped short of Sparkle, sighed soundlessly, and said, "Sp-Sparkle! Some stallion said... he said... he sa-" the strange stallion stopped, showing Sparkle some scrolls.

Sparkle sighed and, seizing six scrolls, started studying their symbols. She stopped suddenly, seeing her secrets spilled on said scrolls. Her sight spasmed as she slumped, slipping into stupefied senselessness.