After gaining thousands of IQ points from Reddit, Rainbow Dash finds her lovely day interrupted by a menacing insect. The beast aims to cuddle all in her path...including the cerulean speedster herself and her normie marefriend Rarity!

Will Rainbow triumph?

I don't know! Read the story, you lazy bum!

CW: Contains jokes about Redditors, female respecters, 2000s-era atheists, bugs, aggressive cuddling, Christopher Walken, and people who graduated from online universities. Not recommended for the faint of heart or those expecting a good story.

Written for Rockstar Raccoon's Crackfic Storm 2024.

An April Fool's joke that spiraled out of control.