I am Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?

After the party continues to wind down, proper introductions are made as they meet each other formally. As Luna and Barbossa get closer, Celestia and Jack are patching things up between them after their rough patch. Eventually, Jack has to hide the last bit of rum so that he can take it to someone to try to make more of it and sighs saying, "I wish there was a way to get the rum that was made in the old days..."

Starlight hears him say that and remembers how she worked on one of Starswirl's spells to go back in time and thinks, 'I wonder if I could make some alterations to it to allow me to go further back in time to get some...' when she is interrupted by someone asking her a question and turns to see who it was that asked it when she finds Jack looking at her curiously, asking, "Sorry, I was lost in thought, what did you ask me, Captain Sparrow?"

Jack chuckles and says, "I noticed an intense look on your face, so I asked what you had on your mind. So, what is it, love? Wondering if you wanted to kiss me again?"

She blushes fiercely at hearing that and shakes her head saying, "NO!" then clears her voice saying in a quieter manner, "I mean, no, I wasn't thinking that. I was wondering if I could alter a spell formula to travel far enough back in time to acquire some of that rum that you and Princess Celestia keep mentioning."

An idea pops into his head and he says, "Well love, why don't you take some time and look into it? Speaking of looking into things, I'd like to reveal something to you...come with me." and heads away from the group toward the passage that leads to the vault.

Starlight follows him, silently hoping that he doesn't confess his love to her. As he makes his way through the castle's passages, he has to use his shoulder to force open one of the doors, grumbling, "This bloody door opened so easily 400 years ago..."

Jack finally shoulders the door open and rubs his shoulder saying, "That bloody hurt. Come on, the old library should be just up ahead a bit."

It takes five minutes of wrong turns and dead ends until they finally get to the proper door as Starlight says, "Let me get this door for you, it looks pretty well-rusted shut. Let's see if that spell I learned from my mentor, Twilight will help with this." She then channels magic into her horn and focuses it on the hinges, hoping that her corrosion reversal spell works.

He watches in awe as the hinges slowly return to a much newer state, having a shiny, greyish look to them as he then says, "If magic can do that, I definitely must find some mana-infused drink somewhere."

She then focuses on the door handle and latch mechanisms saying, "Well I am not sure, but perhaps Princess Celestia or Princess Luna might know something about it." and finishes her spell, looking at the pristine blued iron door knob with a smile on her face saying, "There we go, all done. Now you can show me wha..." but is cut off by Jack suddenly grabbing her face and turning her toward him. She sees him move toward her and says, "Don't kiss me, you don't have to kiss me for fixing the door Ja..."

Jack's lips land on hers and cut her off, then starts to kiss her deeply. After a little bit, she stops fighting him and starts to grab his coat, trying to pull him closer to her as she kisses back eagerly.

Starlight feels Jack push her up against the wall, pressing his body against hers and surrenders to the passionate kiss while saying to herself, 'Oh...why does this pirate have to be such a good kisser? Bloody pirate! I hope that Celestia can forgive me and Jack for this...'

He feels her wrap her legs around him and pulls away, stopping the heated kiss, and says, "Sorry for doing this to you love, but we can't go any further without Celestia's permission." and sets her back on the ground with an apology in his eyes.

She breathes in huffs, attempting to catch her breath as her body is heated up and wants more, saying in a frustrated tone, "First you kiss me like you are desperate for oxygen and steal my breath away, then you get me all hot and bothered and leave me like this?!?" She then exclaims in a growl, "UGH...BLOODY PIRATES!" then angrily opens the door and stomps inside in a tiff shouting, "WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO SHOW ME IN HERE!?"

Jack heads into the room and tries to remember where that one book was and pulls out his compass and opens it saying, "Help me out here mate...show me where that book was." and watches the arrow as it turns to point at Starlight and whacks it with the palm of his left hand saying, "OI, the book first, loins later." He nods in approval as the needle moves to the bookcase saying, "Thank you, mate. I am so grateful that I bartered you from Tia Dalma all those years ago..." and closes his compass and puts it away before heading to the bookcase it pointed to and starting to read through the titles. He then pulls one out saying, "Aha, here it is." and starts walking toward a sexually frustrated Starlight saying, "Here you go love, hopefully, this will distract you from your present state." and holds the book out to her.

Starlight huffs in annoyance as she looks at the book for a moment, seeing the title as it reads 'Thoughts and Conjecture' and takes it from him, then starts to read through it when she eventually finds an interesting passage and gasps saying, "Wait, this is the final clue that explains everything. So this is why you had to make such an elaborate plan and keep it from her because Princess Celestia wouldn't let you do it if she knew you had to do such bad things to pony towns." She then looks up at him to see a sad and happy smile wrestling for a position on his face.

He then lets out a sad sigh and nods his head saying, "Aye, that it is love. In order to bring back one of such power as Princess Luna, I had to put two towns to the torch and kill many innocent ponies that lived there. In all truth, my plan didn't really develop that early. I first had to learn as much as I could about Luna and her abilities." he then heads for the door saying, "Come love, it is up to you if you want to deliver the final clue to them or not."

She looks down at the book for several minutes, trying to decide what to do. Making her decision, she sighs and opens her personal storage space, then puts it inside saying, "As much as I would love to help them understand everything, I think that it would just do more harm than good. It is enough for me to know why you did what you did, but I will tell them if it is vital for their sanity as it was mine. I think that my mentor may be such a case, though I'm not sure if Cadance might be. Are you okay with my choice, Captain Sparrow?"

Glad that the distraction worked, he smiles and nods his head saying, "I'm fine with whatever you choose to do with the knowledge, love. I'm just glad that you aren't furious with me anymore."

Her frustration returns full force at hearing that and she remembers who caused it and huffs while stomping away saying, "Don't get your hopes up about that, you bloody pirate."

Jack leaves the hall and feels small, cold fingers tease the back of his neck and turns around when he hears a feminine giggle behind him and says, "Who's there?"

The female presence circles behind him again and runs her chilly fingers up his neck and giggles again as he spins around, trying to catch her and freezes him in place with ice while wrapping her arms around his shoulders saying in a bare whisper, sounding like a light echoing wail, "It's been so long Jack, go to her...she waits!" and takes her arms off of him, then rushes past him to return to her host.

For a split second, the voice sounded like Elizabeth's voice but shakes his head saying, "No, it's not possible because she is living a happy life with Will on some island, so why would she be here?" He then continues to head down the hall to return to the party as it slowly comes to an end.

Celestia watches Starlight walk toward a table with some punch in a bowl sitting on top of it, stomping her hooves in frustration as her face is flushed, but agitated. Making her way over to her with a knowing sigh, she asks her, "What is wrong Starlight, did Jack do something to upset you?"

She groans in agitation as she says, "He is just so frustrating, you know? He said he wanted to show me something in the old library, but he fooled me by kissing me like he was desperate to breathe. Then, when I gave into the kiss and started to...well...you know..."

She lets out a long sigh and nods her head asking for confirmation, "You really got into it and wanted even more, right?"

Starlight nods her head and then hangs it, looking down at the floor saying, "He then stopped before we could go any further and left me that way, claiming that we couldn't go any further without permission from you. So I stormed off after he said that, agitated that he would leave me in such a state that he caused."

Celestia pulls Starlight in for a hug saying, "Oh my little pony, I did try to warn Jack about what he did with a mare many years ago. It seems he has forgotten about it..." She then looks down at her and asks softly, "So tell me, Starlight, do you have thoughts of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny hooves on the ground in your current state?"

She then blushes and looks up at the princess with shock in her eyes and a blush on her cheeks, saying in an embarrassed tone, "I-It's all that my mind can think about! How do I get rid of this feeling, Princess Celestia?"

The princess chuckles and says, "It won't go away, unfortunately, but if you want to make the most of it and get even with that pirate, I can offer you some advice."

Enticed by her offer, Starlight then blinks a few times while thinking it over and finally says, "What do I have to do?"

Celestia smiles and then lowers her head to her ear and whispers, "I will teleport us into the dungeon so I can share my thoughts with you about that." she then channels magic into her horn for the spell and casts it, taking the two of them to the dark, lightless dungeon.

She looks around the dark space, unable to see any details saying, "I can't see anything at all, Princess Celestia, it's so dark in here."

The princess chuckles and looks at the unlit torches saying, "Allow me to fix that, give me just a moment." and uses her horn to ignite a few of the snuffed-out torches, saying, "There we go, now you will be able to see."

Starlight looks around in shock at the rusty manacles on the walls and gasps, shrieking out, "DO Y-YOU WANT ME TO LOCK HIM UP DOWN HERE FOR WHAT HE DID TO ME?!?"

Celestia chuckles with amusement and says, "Not for long...but yes. You see, this is what I have in mind for your revenge..." and then whispers it into her ear.

She gasps again and says, "B-But I can't do that...you are married to the Captain!"

The princess chuckles darkly and walks along the wall, feeling her fingers running over the old manacles hanging from the walls saying, "That is true, we are married..." and turns her head to look at her with a sly grin, continuing, "However, we are married under Herd law of Marriage. Even though it has been a few centuries, I do believe that the law is still in effect... You may have to ask Twilight if she read about it being dismissed."

Starlight stares at the princess agape, not sure what to feel at hearing this come from her own lips and says, "B-But P-Princess Celestia, I..." but is stopped by the princess putting her finger over her lips and silencing her.

Celestia holds her finger over her lips and says, "Please feel free to call me just Celestia when we aren't in a formal setting, Starlight dear." She then looks away with a slight blush on her cheeks and says in an abashed tone, "Did you know that when I was younger, the stallions I would lock up down here on occasion gave me a nickname?" and looks at Starlight from the corner of her eye.

Afraid to ask, she softly clears her voice as her curiosity wins her over and asks, "Uhm...what did they call you, P...Celestia?"

She chuckles as she then says, "The nickname they gave me was quite appropriate from when I was your age, they called me Molestia."

Starlight's mind wrestles with itself over what to do as the innocent side gains strength, making her say in a more reserved tone, "But...should a mare really do something like that to another mare's stallion, even though she gave permission?"

Celestia rolls her eyes and says in a disappointed tone, "Geez, traditional relationships are still superior after so many years of effort... They are the cause for the pony population to go up so slowly, I need to try harder to encourage ponies to understand the need to change their stubborn way of thinking." She then places a forefinger on her right hand on her left cheek and trails it toward her chin in an alluring manner, saying in a sultry voice, "Perhaps you might consider helping me put my plans to improve Equestria into effect, what do you say about that, Starlight dear?"

She feels her body temperature rise as her heartbeat quickens, causing her to have trouble thinking and nervously turns her head to look into Celestia's eyes and gulps saying in a soft tone, "Uhm...uhm I-I...uh...don't know, p-princess."

The princess looks into her wavering eyes with a gentle smile and bends her finger, then starts running the top knuckle back up the bottom side of her jawbone saying, "Oh Starlight, didn't I tell you to call me Celestia? Perhaps this will help you to change your mind." and slowly moves in for a kiss.

Starlight's mind panics and frantically tries to think of what to do as her body heats up even more, causing her even more difficulty thinking rationally. When she feels a pair of lips meet hers, her own part as a tongue slips into her mouth, causing her entire body to electrocute itself from realizing that Princess Celestia is french kissing her. The overwhelming shock overloads her brain, shorting it out and causing her eyes to dilate, feeling steam rising off her body as she loses the ability to think for several moments and kisses her back like the pirate captain did.

Celestia feels her kissing back and keeps trying to win her over, trailing her fingertips down her spine as she feels Starlight moan into her mouth, thinking, 'That's it, young student, there is much to learn in the school of pleasure.'

An hour flies by as the two slowly part, with Starlight gasping in delight with a dopey grin on her face as she says drunkenly, "It would be a pleasure to help you improoove Equestria, Celestia. You can count on me."

The princess smiles happily and asks, "Then you will go through with what I suggested to you?"

She nods her head as her mind starts to reboot, saying, "I will, though it will take a little time as I have to research something for Captain Sparrow."

Celestia cocks her head curiously and squints her eyes suspiciously, asking, "Oh? And just what might that be?"

Starlight smiles and says, "It's nothing that will harm anypony, I swear, but it is a surprise that I am sure you will love just as much as him."

She then sighs and accepts it saying, "Alright then, I have faith that you will do well with it, whatever it may be. Shall we return to the party, I think it should be about time for us all to return to the Black Pearl and take her to Manehattan." and snuffs out the torches before teleporting the two of them back to the party.

Jack arrives back at the party after looking around for any hidden treasure that was left behind, finding nothing but a rancid bottle of mana-infused wine with a sigh and asks, "Ahh, there you are love. I was wondering if you or your sister might know where one might acquire more of this mana-infused wine, I found one more bottle hidden away behind a brick. I took a whiff of it and it smells a little strange, so I do not desire to try it as it may put my life in peril."

Celestia then looks at the bottle in his hand and takes it from him, bringing it to her and sniffs it herself and coughs as the smell tickles her sensitive nose, then jams the cork back in quickly saying in between coughs, "Y-Yeah, this is definitely rancid and would either kill you or give you an incurable poison." She then glances over at Hector saying, "Consider yourself very lucky you drank the rest of this stuff while you were cursed, Barbossa."

He caresses Luna's hand with his fingertips as he says, "I do thank me lucky stars for that, and for Jack upholding his promise of introducing me to your sister."

The pirate captain then smiles and says, "Well...shall we all get back to the Black Pearl and be on our way to Manehattan to repair her?"

She hears the crew all cheer and say, "AYE!" as Celestia looks to the others and asks, "Do any of you wish to go back to Ponyville or would you like to accompany us there?"

Nurse Redheart sighs and says, "As much as I would like to, I have to return to Ponyville for my shift at the hospital."

Twilight stifles a groan and says, "I need to return and take my meds, I can feel them wearing off..." and looks to Starlight and asks, "Starlight, would you mind looking after me for a while?"

Spike then waves his hand briefly saying, "I would also like to go back, so I can help look after Twilight with you."

Starlight nods as her mind begins to unscramble itself and says, "Of course, it would be my pleasure as I have some research to do." She then says, "I can teleport those who need to return, back to Ponyville. Who else needs to get back?"

Pinkie Pie thinks about that for a moment saying, "I'm good to go on a journey, no parties planned until the day after tomorrow."

Applejack then says, "Ah have a few things to catch up on at the farm, so ah need to go with ya."

Fluttershy then quietly speaks up, "Uhm, if it is possible, I would like to go with you to check on the animals."

She waits a little bit longer for others to say something, but they all remain silent as she finally says, "Is this everyone that needs to go back?" When she sees them all nodding, she says, "Alright, gather around everypony and I will take us back to Twilight's castle."

Celestia and the others staying behind watch as the others gather around Starlight, who then uses her magic to teleport them all back to Ponyville and says, "Alright, let's get back to the Black Pearl and ensure she makes it to Manehattan, gather around and I will take us to the beach."

They all gather around as Jack grabs a handful of Celestia's rear and says, "I see that you have been enjoying cake quite a bit love, there is more of you that cannot fit in my palm."

She quickly reaches behind her and grabs his hand firmly and yanks it off her while blushing fiercely at him saying that in front of everyone saying, "Don't make such comments in front of others dear, I do have a reputation to uphold, and I will not have you tarnishing it."

Jack places his hands on her waist and says to her in a sultry voice, "Which is what? Being the biggest, strongest, and most fearless Pirate Princess that Equestria has never seen before?"

Luna looks at her sister with a grin as she gets roasted by Jack and pitches in saying, "Oh she has fallen in love with cake the past few years, so you might have to fight for her affection back."

He then sighs dramatically and says, "Oh woe is me...alas, I have been replaced by a desert." then suddenly grips her waist hard and gets up to her ear and says for everyone to hear, "However...I am a pirate, so that means I will be ruthless in getting it back."

Celestia feels his hands roaming up her sides over her dress and bites her lip to keep from moaning, but fails as she feels him kiss and nip the back of her neck and groans, "Jaaaack....not in front of others, please?!

Discord sits on Barbossa's hat, still pigging out on popcorn and drinking soda. Absolutely loving the chaos that is unfolding right before his eyes as Jack turns Princess Celestia into a hot, panting mess when she looks back at Jack with a fire in her eyes.

Cadance watches the two with a blush as she can practically taste the lust coming off Celestia in waves and turns to Luna asking hurriedly, "Princess Luna...oops, I guess I should start calling you sister now, huh?" and then giggles saying, "Since those two are busy trying to devour each other, would you please teleport us all back before they start stripping?"

Luna glances at her sister with an embarrassed blush and nods saying, "I do think that would be wise, because I would not want that image coming to my mind as I am intimate with my special somepony." and starts to channel her spell to teleport them back to the shore.

Jack doesn't even notice the sensation as they are brought back to the shore as he and his wife try to devour each other's faces when he hears Luna shout, "WHY DON'T YOU TWO COME UP FOR AIR, YOUR FACES WILL STILL BE THERE WHEN YOU FIND SOMEWHERE PRIVATE!"

Celestia looks at her sister with a pout on her face saying, "Sissy, you didn't have to use the royal voice to get our attention..."

She puts her hands on her hips in annoyance as she looks at the two of them and looks down at their chests saying, "Oh I didn't? Why don't you take a look and see what you were doing to each other?!?"

The two look down at each other and see that while they had been making out, their hands had been undoing the buttons on each other. Seeing that they had gotten halfway down each other's outfits before Luna stopped them, Jack chuckles nervously while Celestia looks away beet red in embarrassment as she hurriedly starts to button herself back up.

Cadance sighs with relief and says, "Thank you for bringing them back to their senses sister."

Luna smiles and nods happily saying, "You're welcome, I'm glad to help my youngest sister protect her mind from such a sight as that."

Barbossa huffs in agreement and says, "I agree with you on that, missy. I would at least have the decency to mosey into the trees a ways before doing such things..."

Jack finishes buttoning himself up and looks at everyone saying, "Alright, you scabrous dogs...cast off those lines, it's time to return the Pearl to the sea where she belongs!"

The crew all happily get started on untying the lines as the tide starts to come in as Pintel looks to Ragetti saying, "This sure reminds me of the time when we were trying to salvage the Pearl on the Pelagostos Islands."

Ragetti unties the line and says, "At least this time, there aren't any starving cannibals coming after us."

Pintel chuckles and says, "There's the truth of it!"

As the crew get the lines cast off and hauled in, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance work together to push the ship back out to sea. Jack watches as the ship slips out to sea, bobbing happily on the surface and turns to the group asking, "Well, everyone, shall we return to the ship?" while gesturing to the longboat.

Rarity, Rainbow, Pinkie Pie, and the three princess sisters head to the longboat and get onto it as Jack pushes it further into the water and looks to Rainbow Dash and asks, "So, Rainbow is it? Since the Pearl's sails are pretty much useless, would you like to challenge yourself by pulling the ship toward Manehattan?"

Rainbow looks at how large the ship is and smiles asking, "I don't know, is it going to be difficult?" while sniggering to herself, already wanting to do it.

Jack grins and says, "Love, I can promise you it will test your endurance as she is still carrying the loot we claimed from our raid on the city."

She then sighs and says, "I will do it on one condition, since you just said that, you have to return what you took from the citizens of Manehattan." while sticking her hand out and asking, "Do we have a deal?"

The captain then holds out his hand and says, "We have an accord, now let us be on our way to the ship." then lets go and starts rowing the longboat back to the ship.