A Week had gone by since the match with Applejack. When Alex woke up the morning after, he was freaking out about how they were going to explain their injuries to the rest of the Apple Family. Applejack assured him, however, that she already had a story ready for them when they got home. Now Alex was sitting in his room, reading a book, when his phone vibrated again. Another fight no doubt, I wonder Who it could be. The minute he glanced at the screen, there was no doubt who was next.

Pinkie: HEY AL ITS ME PINKIE PIE!!!!! I MEAN DUH, OBVIOUSLY ITS ME SINCE YOU HAVE MY NUMBER, I AM SO SUPER DUPER EXCITED TO DO THIS ACTIVITY DASHIE TALKED ABOUT!!! SHE SAID IT WOULD BE FUN AND AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN ALL OF RAINBOWS’ ACTIVITIES HAVE BEEN FUN!! HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE YEAR WE PRANKED THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD?! I REMEMBER AND IT WAS FUN WE SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN!! WAIT? WHAT WAS I TEXTING YOU ABOUT? OOOOOH YEAAAAAAH THE ACTIVITY!! LIKE I SAID I’M SUPER DUPER EXCITED ABOUT IT!!!! ARE YOU EXCITED BECAUSE I’M EXCITED, I MEAN I TOLD YOU ALREADY I WAS EXCITED BUT STILL!!! OH BY THE WAY I’M IN YOUR BACKYARD READY TO GO WHEN YOU ARE BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Alex shot up from his bed, went to the window and pulled the curtains back. Sure enough, standing there in the backyard weary only pink short shorts and a pink bikini top (that left little to the imagination) was Pinkie Pie, waving at him with great enthusiasm. Alex immediately went down stairs, wearing only his black shorts, and immediately went to the door towards the backyard where The Pink haired girl was waiting, bouncing on her heels.

“HEY BESTIE!!!!” Pinkie shouted. “I’M SO EXCITED ARE YOU EXCITED BECAUSE I’M EXCITED!!”

“Pinkie” Alex said.

“I MEAN OF COURSE YOU KNOW I’M EXCITED I JUST TEXTED YOU HOW EXCITED I AM I MEAN WHO COULD FORGET THAT?! I KNOW I WOULDN’T!” Pinkie continued to shout as she bounced up and down.

“Pinkie” Alex said a little more forcefully.

“I MEAN ISN’T THIS GREAT?! FIRST YOU FOUGHT RAINBOW DASH AND THEN YOU FOUGHT APPLEJACK, AND NOW YOU GET TO FIGHT ME! ISN’T THAT AWESOME?!” Pinkie continued.

“Pinkie!” Alex said again, starting to get annoyed.

The bouncy party girl didn’t seem to hear you. “ALSO DASHIE TOLD US YOU TWO ARE A COUPLE NOW THAT IS SOOOOOOOO CUTE! BUT SHE SAYS FOR THIS ACTIVITY ITS OK IF AFTERWARDS WE F....”

“PINKIE PIE!!!!” Alex finally shouted.

Pinkie soon stopped bouncing around and put her face uncomfortably close to Alex’s. “Yes Bestie?” she said in a normal voice.

“One, I’m right here in front of you, you don’t need to yell.” Alex said. “Two, If I told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, when you want to come over, text me at least ten minutes before you leave so I’m more prepared rather than coming to you only wearing this.” Alex gestured to his whole body. “And three... Why the hell are you dressed like that?”

Pinkie looked at Alex as if he asked her why the sky was blue, then she started giggling. “Silly willie what does it look like? This is what I’m wearing to fight you. It’s comfortable, let’s me move super fast and...” she paused for a moment before walking really close to Alex, putting one hard on his crotch and leaning her head in his ear and whispered “it’s a lot less of a hassle to remove don’t you think?” She then began nibbling Alex’s ear while at the same time rubbing his crotch. Alex couldn’t help but moan, all his anger and frustration seemed to melt away as he gave into the sensation. Then Pinkie took her hand, licked it and stuffed it inside Alex’s shorts, Grabbing his member and jacking him off.

“Hah...hah...hah...hah...Pinkie...hah...what are you doing?” Alex managed to moan.

“Jacking off my bestie, what’s it look like I’m doing silly?” Pinkie whispered lustfully. “Why don’t you help me out a little, this bikini is a tad restrictive.”

Alex wasted no time in undoing his bubbly friends’ bikini, letting it fall on the grass. He then began groping pinkie’s breasts causing her to moan considerably. However, as he moved to suck her nipples, Pinkie backed away, taking her hand out of his shorts.

“What the hell?” Alex whined “It was getting good.”

“Sorry bestie” Pinkie shrugged her shoulders with a look of non-Chalance on her face. “That was just the preview, if you want the rest your gonna have to earrrrrn iiit,” she finished with a sing songy voice.

Alex knew what he had to do. “Okay bestie, let’s go.” Alex suddenly slammed his fist into Pinkie’s face causing her to fall flat on her back.

“That’s right Pinkie. You wanna piece of me?” Alex challenged as he gestured her to bring it on. She slowly got up shaking her head a little and rubbing her cheek.

“He he he” she started giggling as if nothing happened “silly willy I don’t want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!” She suddenly slammed her fist into Alex’s stomach, causing him to double over in pain. She then proceeded to punch his face ten times all the while still having a smile on her face. Finally she knocked him down onto his back.

“Woo hooo!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed as she bounced up and down with glee. “Dashie was right this is fun!”

Alex soon got back up and wiped the drool with his mouth. Holy shit! She packs a wallop, I’m gonna have to start getting serious . Alex soon rushed at her with the intention of punching her cheek again. “Now your gonna get it Pinkie!” He shouted.

However Pinkie saw the blow coming and caught Alex’s fist in one hand while punching him twice with the other. She then grabbed him in a headlock and threw him on his back again before stomping his stomach. “You were saying bestie?” She said with a smirk.

Alex clutched his hurt stomach and rolled to the side. Quickly getting to his feet, he suddenly tackled Pinkie in her midsection, causing the girl to fall on her back as well. Soon the two friends were rolling around the backyard, each grappling the other and occasionally punching each other’s sides when they could. Finally, Alex was able to get on top. Grabbing Pinkie by her hair he then punched her twice in the stomach before head butting her, seemingly knocking her unconscious.

Alex straddled her and looked down at her face. “Looks like I win bestie” he gloated.

Suddenly Pinkie’s hand shot like a rocket, attaching itself to Alex’s throat with a vice-like grip. Pinkie woke up with the same happy smile she usually had. Getting off the ground while still choking Alex, Pinkie Walloped his stomach three times. She then suddenly let go of his throat and threw a haymaker at his jaw, causing him to spin around and fall on his stomach.

“Had enough?” Pinkie asked playfully. Alex was slowly getting on all fours, trying to get back up and fight the wooziness and pain.

“No? HIYA!!” Pinkie screamed as she then kicked Alex in face, causing him to lie on his back unconscious.

“Now you’ve had enough...bestie” Pinkie smirked as she walked to the house and went inside. A few minutes later she came with a cup of water and, straddling her opponent, she dumped the cold contents onto his face. Alex woke up sputtering and spitting water.

“What? Huh? What happened?” He asked dumbfounded. He then turned to see a topless Pinkie straddling him.

“You lost silly” she giggled. She then proceeded to caress his chest with one hand and grabbed his shorts with the other.

“You ready for the real party to start?” Pinkie asked seductively. All Alex did was slowly nod his head dumbly.

“Then shorts off.” Pinkie said. Alex proceeded to do as he was told and quickly stripped naked. Then Pinkie smashed her lips into his, forcing her tongue into his mouth. Alex then picked up the pink haired girl and carried her to the house, their lips still connected. Once inside, Pinkie began jacking him off once more, causing him to break the kiss and moan.

“You like that?” Pinkie asked in a sultry voice.

“Hell yeah.” Alex grunted as he began groping Pinkie’s boobs.

“Then you’ll love this.” Pinkie squealed. She suddenly got down on her knees and engulfed his entire shaft in her mouth, sucking on it.

“AAAAAAAH! FUCK PINKIE!” Alex shouted. He moaned and enjoyed the sensation of Pinkie sucking him off.

Finally Pinkie popped the Cock out of her mouth and sat on the couch spreading her legs “I’m ready.” She said. “Are you excited because I’m excited.”

Without a word, Alex walked over to Pinkie, shoved his Shaft in her vagina, and began thrusting like never before. Pinkie soon began to moan and started matching his thrusting with her own.

After half an hour, Alex’s shaft started to twitch. “Pinkie...hah...I’m gonna...hah...gonna...hah...gonna..”

“Just...hah...shut up...hah hah...and do it...hah hah hah hah!” Pinkie said In between thrusts.

Finally one last thrust and both of them screamed in ecstasy and crashed to the floor. Alex lied on his back staring at the ceiling. He didn’t know which was worse for him; the fact that Pinkie Pie beat him in a fight, or the fact that she fucked him and she would possibly brag about it, or say it on accident ( that girl had a bad habit of sticking her foot in her mouth).

“Hey Pinkie..” Alex turned to his friend, only to see that she was fast asleep.

“Well” he mused as he continued to look at the ceiling. “At least I finally shut her up.”

He then got up and carried a still sleeping Pinkie to his room and laid her on the bed. He then laid next to her and fell in a deep sleep.

A deep sleep that lasted all of ten minutes before Pinkie shot right up again and looked over to him.

“That....was....AWESOME!!!” She shouted, jolting Alex awake. “I LIKED THAT ACTIVITY DID YOU LIKE THAT ACTIVITY? BECAUSE I LIKED IT!! YOU WERE ALL SERIOUS AND I WAS SERIOUS AND YOU PUNCHED ME A LITTLE THEN I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND THEN WE WERE LIKE “LETS HAVE SEX” AND THEN WE TOTALLY HAD SEX AND YOU WERE AMAZING AT IT AND I WAS AMAZING AT IT AND I’M SO GOING TO TELL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO YOUR FRIENDS AND THEY’LL BE SO SHOCKED AND JEALOUS AND IT’LL BE GREAT....”

As Pinkie kept yammering on and on, All Alex had the strength to do was to put a pillow over his face and scream. Rainbow Dash was going to make sure he wouldn’t stand for a week.

Author's Note

Hey all! Another Chapter Done. In case any of you were wondering, yes that fight scene was based of the one from Happy Gilmore. More Chapters on the way. Until then, see ya soon.