Equestria Handyman

Milky can only smirk with a big smile while looking at Mark who keep his head down, a copy of Photo Finish latest magazine in her hands, as she was reading a particular article.

“Don’t say it.”

“Say what sweetie?”

“Don’t say it.” Mark repeats.

“Oh you mean this?” She turn the magazine to show a picture of him on his underwear playing with Autumn

“Don’t worry I’m not, one single picture is worth more than a thousand words.”

He sighs and looks down, still grumbling a bit on how he decided to break his one rule but happy to see a small little section of a certain Feinschliff mare posing for a few curtain ads with her back turned and showing her naked back.

You did it Photo Finish, you got a small taste.

He smiles at the Photographer that picks one of the many pictures taken, and yet manages to find a space in her magazine to add it without anyone knowing it was her.

“I think you look good.” Umbral replies with a smirk sitting next to him. “Maybe Photo Finish lets us have the next one together.” She gets closer to his ear. “Ever heard of the micro bikini?”

“What?!” He is startled, and looks at her in shock making every mare in the room chuckle. “That’s enough Umbral don’t tease the poor stud.” Milky chastises with a smile.

“You mean our stud? Don’t worry, I’m just messing with him a bit.” Umbral defends herself. “He knows it's all in good fun. And Photo Finish doesn’t deal with THAT type of shots.”

“Thank goodness for that” Fluttershy mentions as she comes into the room holding a plate full of cookies for everyone. “I-I wouldn’t know if I would have been able to pose with something like that.” She confesses with an enormous blush on her face as she sits next to Milky.

“Wait, you are ALSO a model?” Umbral question Fluttershy.

“Was…for a bit it’s kind of a long story.”

“Wow so counting me, that is 3 models you have banged in total Stars, did I find a type dude?”

“Well of course I have a type, we all have.” He tells with confidence. “But they're not models.”

“Ha ha ok now I’m interested, what is it?”

Rather than answer he surprises her with a kiss that lasts a couple of seconds startling her as she is left with dreamy eyes. “A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell honey”

She sighs in happiness before realizing what is going on. “Wait what?”

They all share a laugh, much to her annoyance. “You tease”

She then looks at Fluttershy. “So Fluttershy, I’m the new girl in the herd and I'm happy you are not so jumpy but are you really ok with well…this?” She points at her fangs “You know what I eat right?”

She nods with a smile “It's really ok with me, Mark also eats meat and I love him for it, this is nothing new for me. I hope we all can become really good friends.”

She smirks at the comment. “Oh we can become something alright, but I wouldn’t call it friends.” She goes to her presumably to give her a kiss but Fluttershy only retracts in fear, getting behind Milky.

“Huh?”

“Sorry for not telling you Umbral, Fluttershy is…still a bit skittish about the idea of intimacy with other mares.”

“It’s N-No, because I can only be with a stallion!” Fluttershy quickly adds.. “I simply… I’m a bit shy. My sweet hunter so far is the only one I have been more than happy to be comfortable around, but even that took sometime.” She confesses in shame. “I’m so sorry, please don’t think this is because I’m afraid I’m just, nervous.”

Milky smiles and brings her closer to her in a hug, rubbing her shoulder. “It's ok Fluttershy, baby steps. Will it be ok if I kiss your forehead?”

She was still trembling a little but nodded and with her permission Milky did that to help her relax.

“Huh, well that is the first for me.” Umbral says still a bit unsure on how to take the news. “Hey wait a minute, how did you know the stage name of Star was ‘The Hunter’?”

“He has a stage name?” Fluttershy questions leaving her speechless as she can only stare at her confused.

“Anyway, moving on. I’m extremely happy you decided to join our herd Umbral. We always supported each other and now having a close friend with us…well it makes me feel more at peace.”

“Ha yeah sames, now the only one remaining is Surprise.” She smirks and looks at Mark. “Think you can handle her? She can get a bit crazy.”

“If it makes my mares happy, I would give it a try. But so far I think we can get along, she’s funny.”

“You don’t know the half of it.”
“You don’t know the half of it.”

Both Umbral and Milky tell with a roll of their eyes.

“Unfortunately she is in Saddle Arabia at the moment, and will not return until later.”

“Shame, but oh well looks like it’s back to blind dates for a while, eh Star.” Umbral mentions crossing her arms. “Or do you think you have what it takes to go out there and try your luck alone?”

“Actually, I think I will try to slow down in that regard, I can’t just keep forming my herd based on blind dates right? Fluttershy and her friends are helping me learn how to try to get a date on my own and well I’m not sure I would like to have 13 mares in my herd before I try to find one myself.”

“Eh, I think you can handle it.” Milky confesses with a shrug, and the other 2 nod in agreement.

“Anyway, the point is, for now I will try to keep things casual and see how everything develops. I mean that is how I found an incredibly gorgeous, kind, and a beast in the sheets of a Thestral didn’t I?”

Umbral look away completely flustered by the comment. “And Y-you haven’t seen my best yet either.”

They share a laugh before Fluttershy remembers something. “Milky, shouldn't we tell her?”

She nods in agreement “We should, I’ve known Umbral all my life, she can keep a secret.”

“What secret?” She asks them both with curiosity. They all exchange looks before nodding.

“Well Umbri, since you are now a part of our little herd, we can tell you something Milky and I decided to reserve to only the rest of the herd. A little secret we hope you can keep too.”

“Mark is a royal lover!” Fluttershy tells with a big grin.

“What?” Umbral asks, confused.

“Oh for the love of…did you talk with Bella, Fluttershy?”

“Who is Bella?”

It was Mark’s turn to look at Fluttershy confused.

“Ok you are pulling my tail here, right? I mean sure he is awesome in bed and sure he really knows how to find, and play your body like an instrument like a maestro, but come on that doesn’t that sound a bit like an exaggeration? Next you are gonna say he has fucked Princesses on a daily basis.”

They all exchange worried looks and turn away. “Actually...”

“Wait, what?!”

“I have her on speed dial if you want a small bit of proof” Mark suggests, and Umbral takes his offer and calls Celestia who confirms it.

“P-Princess Celestia!? You…her…wh…what?!” Umbral asks incredulously.

“And the Dragon Lord Ember,

“And Queen Rain Shine.” Fluttershy and Milky list. “You can know but we all swore to keep silent. You see why it’s important right Umbral?”

“The leader of the dragons and, who is Queen Rain?”

“The Queen of the Kirins.”

“The Queen of the Kirins?!”

“Umbral just breathe, calm down.” Mark offers to console and rub her back

“Oh boy this…this is huge. I, and any of them.”

“No, we all keep it casual, just friends with benefits. We agreed it would just complicate things if they join.”

“Wow my stallion, a royal lover” She says, starting to recover.

“Ok seriously, why do you keep calling me that?”

“You have sex with Princesses.” They all tell him in a matter of fact way.

“Fair point.”

“Ok I have so many questions, how did it happen? Is it still happening? And is it an only you deal, or can we have fun too?”

“I…I’m not so sure if that is such a good…”

“We can yeah.” Fluttershy and Milky nods with a big smile “Princess Celestia told me I can participate once I can overcome my fear.” Fluttershy adds.

“Ember offered it as a deal to keep quiet.” Milky mentions. “She didn’t have too but I kept it just in case.” Milky tells with a malevolent smirk.

“Good then I call dibs on the Kirin Queen.”

“What?” Mark looked at her in surprise.

“What? Autumn’s mane looks really soft. I bet the Queen is even better. Oh and also call second dibs with the next Princess, after Milky!” She adds excitedly.

“Hey, hey wait a minute, one we need to ask Rain she is…”

“She is a sweetie, don't worry.” Milky interrupts Mark. “She came to Trottingham the other day and we had a chat over coffee. She really wants to have a special friendship with all of us.”

“…we will circle that later, but ok, and second of all, what makes you think this will happen again?”

They all look at him with a neutral expression. “What? Rain could have been the last one. It's not like I’m some sort of royalty magnet.”

They all raised an eyebrow at him “I’m not!”

“Do you even believe that yourself dude?” Umbral questions him.

“I’m friends with Cadence and Twilight and I haven’t screwed them have I? I bet they aren’t even the slightest bit interested.”

At that moment at Twilight castle

“So Cadence, if I could ask, do you by chance know how long the…imprint lasts?” Twilight asks over the scroll with a giant blush on her face while holding Photo Finish Magazine with the picture of Mark on it.

“I thought it would leave after a week but I feel I had some phantom sensations.” Cadence confesses. “Be strong Twily, I’m sure it will leave…eventually.”

Back to Mark and his herd

“Yep, not the slightest interest whatsoever.” Mark repeats with confidence.

“Oh I wouldn’t be so sure dear” Milky mentions “Fluttershy’s moan certainly awoke something in Twilight at the very least.”

“W-what?!”

“Don’t worry we talked about it like calmed mares, and she would never do something behind Flash Sentry back but well we are not made of stones here dear. Leaving a mare THAT happy? Of course at least one Princess would be interested.”

Fluttershy was by that point a red tomato as she hid behind her mane.

“Oh ho ho now THAT I need to hear the story of.” Umbral says with interest.

“…I’m gonna have a talk with Twilight later, but in the meantime, glad to hear you can keep the secret Umbral, the Princess is a really nice pers…pony…ah species. And sure if Rain is ok then I’m ok too, but I feel like I should warn you all about something. Do you know what a Nirik is?”

“Oh I do, it’s when a Kirin gets angry and as a result they ignite into their fire counterpart.” Fluttershy explains before getting worried. “Did…Rain Shine get angry at you Mark?”

“Not exactly, let just say, she and I discovered that not only anger can ignite their form.”

“Oh?” Umbral mentions with curiosity. “Do tell.”

“Oh Umbral do you still have that wax fetish of yours?” Milky mentions with a raised eyebrow.

“Wait, wax fetish?” Mark looked at the Thestral in surprise.

“Told you, I didn’t show the best of me back then haha. So out with it, how hot does she turn?”

Blinking a couple of times, Mark and the rest keep talking and getting to know each other until it is late at night and they go to bed. Just to sleep together without any issue of things turning heated in consideration for Fluttershy.

The next day Mark marched to Twilight castle and started looking for the Princess in question “Twilight! Twilight we need to talk where the hell are you. Twil…AH!” Mark opens a door only to find Twilight and Flash Sentry in a compromising position with Twilight riding his cock facing the door giving him a good view of her big breast and erect dark purple nipple while Flash has been blindfolded, and had swim trunks like the one in the magazine.

“For pit sake! Again?!” Mark turned around and slammed the door behind him “That is it! Twilight I'm getting you a lock for your birthday!” He announced in anger as he marched away from the castle.

“Mark, wait!” Twilight once more gives chase with the same pink robe only this time it was clear she wasn’t wearing anything judging for how fast she put it on some skin was showing. “I’m sorry, I know I told you before but I just keep forgetting to lock the door, what was it you wanted to talk about?”

“Forget it, it can wait.” He shakes his head.

“Please.” She grabs his wrist and looks at him with pleading eyes, making him sigh and relent. “Milky told me you got…curious after the incident of Fluttershy”

“O-oh?”

“Look I’m not here to judge, I would be hypocritical if I say I wouldn’t do it or have done it before, heck before coming to Equestria. I pretty much just had my imagination and the good situation you had. I just hope Flash isn’t a replacement for your hand.”

“N-no! Of course he isn’t!”

“Good, I might feel a bit uncomfortable about it, but as long as we are honest here, I will do my best and try to understand”

“Ok Twilight I’m ready” Moondancer walks in wearing a micro bikini and a beach ball while reading a spell book. “I think I found the perfect spell for a beach setting and…” She notices Mark in front of him and slowly covers herself, noticing the scandalous wardrobe she was wearing, something hard to tell considering her bra size is slightly bigger than Twilight so the bikini looks like it could rip any second now.

“Mark…” Twilight tried to say anything

“I’m leaving” He tells with finality “Know that I will plow my mares now and it will be for YOUR material see if you like it.”

He tells in anger as he storms off.

“Did he just say he is gonna plow his mares because of us?” Moon questions, as Twilight hangs her head down and nods.

In the meantime Umbral and Milky get ready to depart back to Trottingham. “Take good care of Star for us ok?” Umbral asks Fluttershy, as she nods and they share a hug. “I just hope one day you don’t have to leave.”

“Eh I say it more than fair, Mark is more than cool with us being as free as we want without worrying too much and doing what we love. We are ok with him fucking any mare he fancies.”

“We are a very open herd aren’t we?” Milky tells in realization as they share a laugh.

“Heck yeah, and that only makes everything all the hotter.” Umbral laughed before turning around. “Speaking of that Daisy dancer you told me about. By chance was she a Holstaur?”

“Yeah why?” Fluttershy ask with curiosity, as Umbral smirk

“Ladies, I think I just came up with a little something we can do for Mark, tell me, when is his birthday?”

They exchange glances and answer before Umbral asks them to get closer and share her plan.

“Oh my!” Fluttershy gets flustered by the idea.

“What do you say? The poor guy has been pining about the one that got away, I say as good herds mares we help him out a bit.”

“I would be lying if I said I don’t see how much happiness it will give him. But we should also consider her feelings too. For now the best would be to start small.”

“Sure! Works for me” Umbral nods and they all part ways but not before Milky looks at Fluttershy with concern. “Are you sure you will be fine?”

She nods and holds a pamphlet “I’m sure I don’t want you to start walking on eggshells around me, or feel like I’m holding the herd back. So I will try my best to be more comfortable around mares.” She tells with determination.

“Well in that case.” Milky steals a small peck on the lips. “Consider this your small boost, I believe in you Fluttershy. I know you can do it”

She can’t talk, but with a blush, nods rapidly. Soon the train leaves and Fluttershy waves at it before turning around and goes to her cottage holding the pamphlet closer, titled ‘you and your mares, a trip to get closer’”

Unknown to her, in a bench pretending to read some newspaper, a certain mare with black fur and green mane was taking the chance to eat some of the love lingering in the air.

My my, what do we have here? This is definitely a curious new taste, hmm sweeter and saltier. What stallion provoked this?

The mare licks her lips in anticipation before starting to follow Fluttershy bursting into flames when no one was looking to become a simple robin perched in a tree.