Equestria Handyman

While eating some sunflower seeds from a bag, a 7 foot 2 inch tall griffin volunteer with siberian tiger and kakatua faccion, that give her a semi mohawk look wearing on top her uniform a pair of binoculars and a ranger hat, waits patiently for the arrival of her next students.

Something that doesn’t take long and sure enough walking up the hill Mark, Fluttershy, Big Mac, Sugar Belle and the Rich couple, reach the place panting slightly from the trip. Minus Big Mac and Mark who were more than used to this sort of activity on a daily basis.

“Ah my students, right on time! Love your punctuality. She stops briefly to inspect the two stallions in better shape. “And can’t complain about the view of healthy males in the morning either.” She comments stepping forward and making them both realize how she was taller than both of them.

Right on cue both Sugar Belle, and Fluttershy dash forward and hug their coltfriends giving the griffin the stink eye, which results in her laughing. “Yeah that is the stuff defending your title, make me realize who the alpha isn’t?” She tilted her head and raised an eyebrow “Except that is exactly what you came to work on right?”

Both mares look down and nod in slight shame from acting like brats possessive of their toys.

“Hey it’s ok, there is absolutely nothing wrong, to establish a chain of command, as long as there IS a command to follow, and you are willing to share. Which is exactly the objective of this exercise, to ease you up to the idea of ladies flocking your stallion.”

“Ah excuse me Miss…” Spoiled Rich steps forward.

“Eira, or Miss Eira if you prefer” She introduces herself.

“Right, Ms. Eira, if I could ask exactly how birdwatching without a shirt is gonna help me warm up to the idea of other hussies giving my husband googly eyes.”

She eyes the stallions present. “And don’t think I didn’t see you daydreaming you perverts Tartarus will freeze before I give you a free peek.”

“What?” Mark asks, and Big Mac and him blink before looking at one another confused at the statement.

Eira for her part only laughs at that. “Oh I love it when they have that misunderstanding, it’s even funnier when they actually go through with it before the class starts.” She clears a tear. “Do not worry Ms. Rich you will not have to remove any clothes, none of you have to. But if you prefer to do the activity like so who am I to judge? In fact every pony! Why don’t we all take our shirts off?” She half jokes and starts to strip as Mark and Mac shrug and start doing the same.

“NO!” Belle and Fluttershy stop them from continuing. “T-that is not necessary Miss Eira.” Bella mentions as Fluttershy nods eagerly.

“Ha suit yourself, this is exactly what you are here for anyway.” She shrug and leaves her shirt alone, before walking toward a nearby bench and picking 3 sets of binoculars, and bird watch books

“This is how the exercise will work, each of you is gonna take one of 3 paths behind me, and register each and every bird you see in that book using this pen” She gave one book to the mares, and the binoculars to the stallions.

“But rather than sharing, I want you to do this, stallions I want to describe each and every bird you see as detailed as possible to help your mare mark the correct target. There is a button at the left lens of the binocular so you can take a photo too. When you hear a seashell blow it will announce the end of the activity, and you must return to compare notes, and see how accurate your stallions were. 3 points if the description was spot on, 2 if catch general 1 if more than half was correct and none if completely missed. The couple with more points wins and earns one small treat we forgot to mention in orientation” Eira tells lifting one claw.

“What is it?” Mac asks intrigued.

“As we told you before, any sexual activity between campers is forbidden except during a specific event, or if won in this exercise.”

That caught everyone’s attention.

“Wait, you are saying…”

“Exactly, the winning couple gets one hour in heaven in the spa salon. So what do you say to that? Is that enough to get your blood pumping?” She smirks and notices how everyone is starting to get more excited.

“Excellent, then that could be your incentive for the class!”

“Oh we have this in the bag! Fluttershy, I don’t know if I can describe any birds very well but I will try my best to get all the details and…”

“Ah Mark.” Fluttershy’s face turns slightly pale when she looks at her bird book.

“We are not looking for birds per se” She confesses in horror.

“Ah what do you mean? Of course we are, what else would be...be...be.” Mark peeks and sees what she meant. The book included birds alright...Griffin to be precise all in erotic poses to allow them to see all of their details, not only that but pegasia, hippogriffs, thestral, and other flying races were mixed in there too. With all the common features of them only wearing panties and no bra whatsoever.

“T-t-they are all....”

“Topless, exactly” Eira patted their shoulders “Still think you can identify them hmm?”

“And our coltfriends have to…” Spoiled Rich confirms their worries as the Grifing nod “this is a trust and confidence exercise. Your significant other aren’t golems, they have feelings and wants, and as much as they will always love you. They will simply watch. Asking them not to do so is asking a bird not to fly. The pointing system is not only a reward, it proves how much you trust in them, and know that no matter what, they will always be by your side as a team.”

Mark looks at how tense the whole ordeal was making Fluttershy, so he hugs her and rubs her shoulders. “She is right Fluttershy, nothing will ever take you away, you will always be my little kitten.”

She nods and calms down a bit. “I-I know it’s just, I would also have to pay attention to the pictures.” She confesses in a whisper and points at how they were basically softcore porn in how some of the mares didn’t mind showing the shape of their nipples, or beauty marks on their flanks.

“I know dear, and I will have to face the real deal up close with this.” He shows her the binoculars. “At least you know what to expect I will pretty much be going blind. Will you clean my nose bleeds when they happen?”

She chuckles a little. “Always.” She smiles at him and kisses his hand. “Ah miss Eira, a quick question, the winning team can pick one of the birds to take to the spa salon?”

Everyone's eyes widened in shock at the sudden question from the shy mare. “Why Ms. Shy, that is one bold proposal. Right away do you two wish to engage in some sexual release?”

To their confusion she shakes her head. “Not for me, for my hunter here while I watch.”

The comment only serves to surprise everyone even more

“Fluttershy!”

“Please, it would help me if you do so. If I want to get used to the idea, I must first get comfortable with you, pleasing another with me present.”

He thought it over before sighing. “God I just love to spoil you, don’t I?”

“Well! Now we are getting kinky! I love it! And sure I don’t see the problem. The salon is intended for just you two, but if you want to do some voyeurism, then it is more than fine!” Eira tells before chuckling in excitement as they get in position to go into the cave zone, before taking her attention to the other couples who seem to be having a similar line of thoughts for their significant others.

“Ok Big Mac, you know how much I love you, yeah?”

“Eeyup”

“And you know I don’t mind you looking at other mares right?”

“Eeyup.”

“I mean look at you! It would only be fair after how many mares undress you with their eyes each day.”

“Eey…what?” Mac looks at his marefriend mid sentence.

“So sweetie, to help us out just give a general idea, like race color and species and then I will describe 3 or four options and you say yes or no. To speed things up. What do you say?”

“Big Mac thought about it before nodding once and kissing her forehead. “Love ya honey.”

“And I love you too Big Mac, now let's win this so I can teach you exactly how much I really love you!”

“Eeeyup!” The farmer couple contemplates as they run through the path getting closer to the forest area.

“Ok sweetie I will grant you permission this one time.” Spoiled tells her husband, “And only because I hate to lose.”

Filthy for his part only stops and crosses his arms. “What are you doing? We are wasting time.”

“Agreed, so we better clear the air, or we throw the game.”

“What?!”

“You heard me, this has been going on for far too long Spoiled, this is exactly why we need to do this.”

He approaches her and lifts her chin “Do you really think I don’t see what is happening? How much it hurts you to feel inferior to others only because you don’t have a horn?”

He kisses her forehead for emphasis. “I told you before and I will tell you a thousand times, nothing in the world would change you will always, ALWAYS be my alpha.”

“I…w-why are you bringing this up now?” She grumbles with a blush as she looks away only to be blind sided by a long slow kiss from her husband.

“Because I know when my mare is feeling insecure and tries to hide it with airs of pride. I’m telling you, sure all those flying ladies have their charms but, what is a ring compared to a diamond encrusted one. I love you Spoiled Rich and I want you to always know I do. So no more bullying understood?”

“U-Understood.”

He kisses her forehead again. “If you play nice and we win I might incline to spank some discipline on a certain naughty pony.”

Her eyes wide at that silent promise.

“Oh screw those mares! We are gonna win!” She proclaims in excitement as they rush to the starting line for the mountain zone.

“By the stars I love it when love, and some healthy competition emerges! Ok my campers, we start as soon as I blow this!” Eira prepares a big seashell to use.

“On your marks. Get set.” She blows it indicating the beginning of the event as everyone is off to start their bird watching and signaling the volunteers to get into position. One of them is thinking of milking the opportunity while having fun.

If he is watching I only need to make sure he sees my eyes and I would put him in a trance. That human is mine!

The changeling cheers in victory as she goes where instructed and pays attention to any potential looker.

Luckily for all the couples, their path had a series of pit stops with plates that allowed them to be on the lookout for potential targets. As indicated by the one in Mark and Fluttershy first stop hinting at the possibilities of bio-sirens.

“The bio-sirens pound. Wait sirens? Aren't those supposed to be in water?”

“Well there are a type of sirens that can actually achieve flight, normally they live in the coldest region of the world or the deepest part of the ocean according to what Twilight once told us, but I don’t…”

Before she could finish, they heard some giggling echoing in the distance followed by a melodic humming. Immediately Mark raised his binoculars and started looking for the source, finding what she meant as he started to notice a light show moving fast from one place to another. “…the bio stands for bioluminescent doesn’t it?”

“Yep, did you spot her?” Fluttershy starts to flip through the book and starts looking for the siren section “How does she look?”

“It's hard to tell, she is moving too fast, I only see various colours so far.” Soon the lights stop moving and converge into a pound where Mark spots the figures a bit more clearly. “Wait I think I had…something”

“Perfect I got the pages, there are 7 sirens. Which one are you seeing?”

“Ok I see…I see five of them. Red, yellow, blue, purple and green, they are in what looks like a pond, seems to be bathing?” Mark was slightly startled when his eyes adjusted and he was presented by the image of 5 beautiful mares giggling and singing as they rub their bodies slowly with soap and water from the natural waterfall inside the cave. Instead of hair they seem to have long fins with tiny horns at the edges, their eyes were void of pupils and instead were the same colour as their scales. Two larger fins beneath their arms seems to act as their wings, instead of hooves they have elongated and membrane jointed duck feet and they have a long thick shark tail to complete their appearance, a blue thin membrane running through their hips, arms, chest, side of their faces and circling their breast seem to be the origin of their light and each of them project a neo luminescent corresponding to their colors.

“There are 7 of them, I need you to describe them to me”

“R-Right, right! Ah the red one has a mole in her left cheek, they all seem to have sharp teeth like a shark, their tails have a thin fin at the end, the yellow tail is slightly chipped.”

“Those are general descriptions, I need to narrow them down, look closely at their bodies, do you see something more unique?”

“Y-yeah right” Mark blush slightly nervous at having to pay closer attention to their almost naked forms. “Purple seems to have a C size breast, with freckles in the middle of her chest, Red has a beauty mark very close to her nipple, and green looks like it has a…”Before he could finish the lights went out again and the sirens disperse once more into the darkness.

“It has what?” Fluttershy questioned him “I think I saw a small heart on the side but I’m not completely sure. Sorry honey.”
“It’s ok, I think I got most of the details, and besides this is just the first stop. I’m sure we will get it right the next one.” She taps his shoulder “And please don’t feel bad for staring, I know my hunter can really pay more attention. I really don’t mind.”

“I will try my best.” He nods and they go for the second point.

“So she was just doing yoga?” Sugar Belle asks while cleaning the nosebleed from Big Mac.

“E-eyup!”

“And it just so happens that you caught her exactly when she was in the middle of bending over so far that she was able to hug her legs.”

“E-eyup!”

“I see, I think I’m starting to see the point of this exercise, they not only want to tease the stallions they want to help the mares being ok when other mares start to flirt with you.”

He gets concerned when saw her hand trembling.”

“Sugar Belle?” Big Mag grabs her hand and looks at her in concern as she takes a deep breath to calm herself down “It’s ok…it’s ok…I think I can power through.” She looks at him still concerned.

“Don’t worry about me, you big caring beef cake.” She goes up to him and they share a hug. “Like I said this is your treat, please enjoy the view as much as you want.” Her eyes turn sultry as she whispers in his ear “It will make it all the more delicious to obliterate all those pretenders from your mind once we win.”

Mac physically shivers at the thought. “S-Sugar Belle m-maybe we are getting a bit sidetracked from the point of the exercise.”

“Maybe a little, but any mare that wants a bite of my BIG apple must better know who is the alpha here.” She smirks and slaps his flank. “Now let's go Big Mac, to the next one. Let’s see what the hussies try next.”

“Ah eeyup?” He follows along excitedly and a touch of concern in how Belle seems to start to get a touch competitive.

“Ok she is clearly a griffin, both feathers and fur white, easy to camouflage with all that snow around. She had 2 goose-eggs near her arms with a red, no wait, that was a blur from moving too fast…wow, those aren’t goose-eggs.” Filthy comments with a flustered face.

“Got it! On to the next one.” Spoiled replies and was ready to move on. “Aren’t we getting ahead? I haven’t even told you the feline and bird species.”

“Don’t need them, I got the picture.”

Rich only sighs and grabs her wrist. “Honey you promised.”

“I know, I know it’s just…it's hard ok! All those mares just playing for you, while I take notes? What, like I’m your secretary!”

“I told you nothing happened with her.”

“Well maybe things would have been easier if you had. That mare was always weary of me. I like that.”

“Oh Spoiled, you really need to learn to relax more.”

“I’m doing the best I can but…I just don’t know, if I could get the idea of just staying on the side while you had all the…the…what are you doing?” Her eyes widen when Filthy takes off his shirt.

“Giving you something to look at too.” He smirks and wraps his shirt around her “There, now we both have some eye candy to enjoy our trip right?”

His wife was still frozen staring at his chest.

“Honey?” He raised an eyebrow before being assaulted by a hungry kiss until Filthy stopped her. “Ah! Remember practice first”

She physically shivers and gives him another kiss. “I love you.” She then smirks at them. “Take a look, you horny birds! And it's all mine! Wanna a piece? You better start begging.”

“Spoiled!” Filthy glare at her.

“Sorry honey, I’m still a bit naughty.” She fakes ignorance before rushing away.

“So sorry about that ladies, please don’t take it personal, Spoiled can get a bit grumpy when pent up. Thanks for the view, now go get a sweater or something before you catch a cold.” He warns the griffin hoping she hears him as he chases after his wife, not seeing said griffin waving at him.

Ha, he is a nice husband, I will give him that. I’m so inviting them to a flock party.” The griffin snicker malevolent before shivering from the cold and flying away.

Soon all the couples were starting to get more into the activity and got as many details as possible while admiring the show of all the flying community, from sunbathing in the forest, to cloud wrestling in the snowy peaks, to even the simple act of taking a snack with a phallic shape. Something that Mark was still unsure how exactly watching a dragon nibbling at a gem cracking it’s tip enticing, but ultimately having to give her credit to achieve it.

Everyone in particular having fun minus a changeling who was getting impatient on how no one has reached her yet.

Where in TARTANATUS is that human? I swear if he skips me I’m gonna clobber…

Her rant stopped when she felt someone approaching.

Finally, leaving the last for the best aren’t you?

Chuckling to herself she gets to work and decides to simply lick an apple very slowly to catch the attention of the peeping tom as she could smell the lust in the air.

Got you, now just keep looking.

Her eyes turn green and she links it to her target immediately.

You are mine, now to win this contest and get some alone time with you. See you soon Mark.

She chuckles malevolently as she starts to transmit detailed information on all the mares near her so they get all the points and get a perfect win, and throw a mild suggestive charm to seal the deal.

Once her work was done she blew a kiss and then flies away, so she wanted to spring her trap once the class ends.

Moments later the seashell was heard, and the couples returned to Eira who had a table and 3 plates ready for them.

“Alright! Did you have fun, stallions don’t lie, you loved it.” Eira’s tease earn a blush from all 3 “Oh and Ms. Filthy Rich, how considerate of you. Giving something for the ladies to see back.” Her eyes linger on his frame as Spoiled only smirks at the stallions when she sees even their mares were taking small peeks. Or at least that is what she was thinking. In reality they were mostly concerned that he did that in a snowy zone.

“Ok everyone let's see how you did, stallions please put the binoculars on these plates so we can see the results. Mares there is a slot next to it. Let’s place your books there and we can see the results.

They nod and set to placing the items upon the plates.. The plates ignite in a blue flame and soon a circle of fire hovers over it while the book floats on top, and presents a projection of the pictures and photos taken, finding details wrong or circling what was described correctly.

“Ok let start by the Rich couple.” Eira humms and starts passing the pictures “Huh, you get the most pictures, that is for sure. But really only 3 details per bird?” She questions with a raised eyebrow.

“Quantity over quality dear! Even if wrong mathematics gives the best numbers.” Spoiled informs in pride.

“Maybe, but these are very generic guesses I’m afraid, none of these have spot on characteristics, you didn’t even mention the bird or feline characteristics in half of my griffins, I’m sorry to say, but out of all of them, I give you 2’s and 1’s. Good eye for catching general image but not the full picture I’m afraid, let see total birds 20, 3 only one point. That gives you. 35 points total.”

The items are announced with said number floating in the middle of the pictures.

“Alright now let's go with the cave team.” Eira looks at Mark and Fluttershy in excitement “And hey to be good sports what say you we follow Rich example and take the shirt off? Hmm what do you say Mark?”

“Ah no thanks.”

“Oh you tease careful or I might ask your mare if I can have a night alone” She fluttered her eyelash making him flinch and Fluttershy giggle a bit.

“Hey you were cool that time.” Mark looked at her impressed..

“That is because I know you would destroy her.”

“Huh?” Eira looked at them confused by the comment before checking the contents. “Huh, nice angles, not a single blurry picture, oh! You even got group pictures too! Nice!” Eira comments, checking how many rights they got.

“Hey not bad I can see right in the bits at least 3 zones. That is 14 points right in the bag. Total bird count. 12 birds, too bad you couldn’t spot the bonus bird.”

“There was a bonus volunteer?”

“Yeah but they usually remain as eye candy just to tease, mostly because it’s anatomically impossible to do something else. All 3 zones had a breezie mare.”

“What’s a breezie?” Mark questions, intrigued.

“I will explain later.” Fluttershy mentions as she counts everyone.

“Ok my mistake I see 2 more photos earning 3 each, those were groups with 4 and 5 mares in it. That is 27, plus the dragon den that gives us 42, and five 2 with the sirens. 52 points! Now that is attention to detail”

“What?!” Spoiled yells in anger. “It's ok sweetie, it's ok. It’s just the first round.” Her husband consoles her, rubbing her shoulders.

“But…but I’m still a naughty mare.”

“We can look for a volunteer to help you out with it.”

She pouts and looks at him. “Can it be a unicorn?”

“Sure.”

“Okay.” She replies with a smile and rubbing her face against his chest in contentment. “Thank you, you can do the same too if you like.”

Filthy only chuckles “I will keep it in mind, not like if any of the griffins we spotted will invite me to a party or anything right?”

“Yeah what would be the chances of that happening.” They share a laugh at the silliness of the idea
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The next day Filthy would be walking out of a cabin spitting feathers with a giant grin on his face.

“And now for the final team, the number to beat is 52 good luck” Eira mentions as she starts to count.

“Ah excuse.” Fluttershy approaches the farmer couple.

“Oh hi Fluttershy.” Sugar Belle replies. “What can we help you with?”

“Nothing much I was mostly asking, if everything was ok. I thought you two already had a healthy herd with Ms. Cheerilee”

“Oh we do Fluttershy, but well. I suppose that is mainly because she and my big lump here already had a history even if it was because of spell, so us welcoming her seemed natural, but true be told like you I’m having issues with intimacy with others mares looking at my Big Mac like a piece of meat.” She confess with a sigh. “We came here to work a bit on those eyes and find a way not to be so possessive of my coltfriend, it really was a wake up call when I even lash out at Ms Cheerliee for that”

“Oh my!”

“Yeah not my proudest of moments, that is why I though this place could help” She chuckle a little “and I say it working I’m telling if my Mac wants to roll in the hay with me and one of this volunteers and it permitted I think I’m willing to give it a try now.”

“Oh don’t worry, it allows.” Eira mentions with a smirk. “The perks of being the winner am I right?”

“Yeah, and I’m glad to hear you two are feeling a bit better, now I kind of hope you win.” Mark confesses with a chuckle. “Yeah me too.” Fluttershy joins in and they wait for the counter to stop.

Later that day, marching in victory, Clear Sky approaches the Spa Salon to ‘meet’ the winners of the birdwatch competition. Turns out that after the final vote was counted, the lucky couple just couldn’t take their minds away from her and simply needed to talk with the mare that caught their eyes.

Fits like a glove. Now to harvest my efforts and pick up my pawn, and take away one of those pesky elements along the way.

The changeling keeps smirking as she reaches a set of double doors and opening it finds a red room with a heart shaped bed holding two individuals hidden by a semi translucent curtain.

“Ah excuse me, I heard you wanted to see me?” She plays the shy card hiding her smile as she cautiously makes her way to the bed.

“Eeyup.” The couple reply simultaneously and all the confidence in the changeling vanishes when pushing aside the curtain, instead of the human, a giant red pony greets her alongside his wife, to make matters worse both are naked.

By the great hive! That thing is longer than my arm!

Clear screams in terror internally as they approach her and hold her shoulders “Listen I know this seems a bit sudden and we didn’t want to scare you but ever since the competition my Mac has been thinking about you and well, now that I see you up close I see why.”

Eeyup.” Big Mac was steaming from his nose in anticipation. “I’m so thankful for you to help us in our time of need and me in particularly on being ok with other mares, so I want you to be the first.”

“The first?!” Clear was scared slightly as they guide her to lay down and Big Mac pull down her shorts

“Don’t worry it will only pinch slightly at first, my Big Mac is just one giant teddy bear. Do you mind if I go next after you dear?”

“Nnope!”

“Awesome!” Sugar beams at the idea. “Ah you have been on a rodeo before right?”

“N…nope”

“Oh! Well, don’t worry, we will try to be gentle at first.”

“We?”

Before she could ask anything else, Big Mac decided to get to work.

“FUCK!” Everyone in the camp could hear the scream of fury coming from the changeling confusing it with something else as they chuckle and prepare for bed.

“Looks like Mac and Sugar Belle are having fun.” Mark comments turning to Fluttershy who was reading a book. “Yep, who knew he was such a good photographer with such a good memory.”

“Yeah I still can’t believe it, all 17 mares were a perfect match AND the Breezie shot with that Clean Breeze mare. Talk about hitting the jackpot.” He still recalls how Eira zooms the winning picture and he could clearly see what looks like a fairy pony with elongated arms and two large antennas.

“With how happy they were, I couldn’t blame them for wanting to celebrate with the final mare”

“Yeah me too. Although, didn’t she remind you a little of Milky?”

“Thank you! That’s been eating me alive!” Fluttershy exclaimed “It was like an exact copy!”

“I know right? Ha talk about coincidence.”

The next day at the crack of dawn a grumpy Clean Breeze leaves the spa salon walking bowlegged, as she grumbles something under her breath taking advantage of no one being awake yet.

“Stupid farmers, stupid huge cock that almost made me lose sensation in my left leg, stupid horny mare, confusing me with a pie.”

This isn’t over human, after I had my rest I’m gonna make you MINE!

She quickly found Filthy Rich going in the opposite direction with a dopey smile on his face.

“Busy night?”

With a girlish giggle Clean nods. “Yep, don’t worry they were both fine when I left.” She responds before continuing her march to her room.