Equestria Handyman

“She was that pink leather mare?” Fluttershy questions in shock at the revelation, as Mark recalls how his last date went.

“I know, it was a shock to me too. And even though she recognized it, get this, she figured it out because she still remembered the shape of my dick, and after looking at it, she recognized it immediately, can you imagine?”

Rather than answer, Mark received silence.

“What?”

“Sweetie, no offense but I kind of get where Pinkie is coming from.” Milky mentions with a sigh “You have a particularly unique penis.”

“And before you go self degrading again, she means it in the best possible way!” Umbral points out before Mark could reply.

“Yeah your dick feels so nice inside our little walls.” Surprise continues. “Like a very comfy and erotic glove, no wonder she recognized it, once you go human you can never forget the experience.” She ends with a giggle as Mark can’t help but blush at the compliment.

“So…did you like your experience?” Fluttershy wonders in expectation.

“Well it sure was…different, but I’m still not completely sold to the idea. I mean part of me couldn’t help but feel bad for Cheese Sandwich, I sure would if a stallion would mess around with any of you. He really is a chill dude for letting this sort of things happen”

“Now you understand why I’m not comfortable with the idea of swingers?” Milky asks.

“Yeah, I understand now.”

She only sighs, and Mark didn’t need to see her to figure out she was shaking her head. “Looking at a subject like that is something kind of big and I shouldn’t be all that harsh, for Celestia sake that is HOW we ended up meeting, but we definitely shouldn’t treat it lightly, so this is just like a trial experiment as a solidarity compromise with Fluttershy.”

“Yes of course.” Mark agrees.

“We will discuss it further when we come back, and Mark thank you for doing this for us.”

“Yes Marky, it really means a lot to me.” Fluttershy adds, “it makes me happy seeing you doing this for the herd, and wanting to make me feel like I’m not the only one trying to step out of my comfort zone. It gives me the courage to continue to try to get closer to the herd as well.”

“So glad to hear it, the last thing I ever want to do is make any of you feel uncomfortable.”

“Ha, ok enough with the psychology session, you’re bringing down the mood, so Star, quick question, are you wondering over the idea of mares in full body leather suits?”

“Ah…well I just…”

“Dibs.” She tells without skipping a beat.

“What?!” Everyone yells at the same time.

“Sorry I was kind of feeling left out ok? Milky tried the bondage thing, Fluttershy is working to overcome her fear so she can fuck us, Mark will try his hands on Milfs.”

“Ah…that is not what I…?”

“…I want to try something too, to show you I’m willing to step out of my zone as well. And don’t go saying I don’t need to do it because I already made up my mind.”

“Oh! I wouldn’t mind trying Milfs with Marky.” Surprise adds too. “Never tried it before, and they say their milk gets even creamier when they get pregnant.”

“Really?” Fluttershy ponders in surprise.

Milky sighs again. “Marky dear, sorry we will have to cut this call short, all of us have much to discuss.”

“O-Ok.”

“Have fun with the rest of your dates, and remember if anyone wishes to join our herd later, tell me first ok?” Fluttershy mentions.

“Will do.” Mark nods and ends the call before sighing and looking up at the ceiling. “Umbral in a full body suit.”

...There are suits that cover everything EXCEPT those parts…

The memory of Pinkie came up, and immediately he had a mental image of Umbral in that kind of suit turning his head completely red and shaking his head before notices a bulge in his pants.

“Oh great, just what I needed now.” He sighs dejectevely. “When did my life become a very bizarre, adult soap opera?”

A week later

Walking to his next destination, Mark once more knocks on a door waiting for his date with a picnic basket only to receive a surprise once the door opens.

“H-Hi Mark” The mare shyly replies with a wiggle of her fingers while hiding her other hand behind her back.

“A-A-Applejack?!” He asks in astonishment how instead of her usual clothes she was now currently wearing a long dotted skirt, a flannel shirt, her hair combed into a ponytail and most surprising of all red lipstick. “A-Are you wearing...?”

“I know, it's weird for me too.” She pushes them both away as they start walking out of the farm. “But it was the only way Granny would let me out of the house.”

“What? Why?”

“Apparently a loud mouth of a BROTHER couldn’t keep his mouth shut and told Granny about your practice dates.” She explains glaring at the second floor of her house. “And Granny decided to ignore the ‘practice’ part of the sentence.”

“Oh…so she forced you to doll yourself up because…”

“Kind of my fault there, too focused on the farm, and well long story short, ever since Sugar Belle got pregnant she is getting a bit of baby fever wanting to have more grandkids.”

“Oh? Oh! Bu…but how is that your fault?”

“Apparently when I was a kid I told her that if I ever land a date I will let her prepare me for it, Equestria knows exactly how she remembers that, but she did and well…here we are, thank you for not laughing partner.” She says with a blush of embarrassment.

“Why would I?” Mark replies with a genuine smile. “Applejack I always thought you were stunning and slightly sexy with your regular clothes.

The comment catches her by surprise. “Not in a stalker kind of way, just stating a fact, and I always knew it was mostly for practicality, but now you look astonishing”

“R-Really? W-Well thanks partner.” Applejack smiles and lowers her head in an attempt to hide her blush.

“Just saying how it is, seriously now I’m not sure if I should take you for a picnic, a small dance in a humble restaurant, or ask how much it is for one apple pie.” He jokes to lighten the mood which results in her lightly punching his shoulder.

“Oh hardy har, har, I’m gonna pretend that wasn’t an innuendo.”

“Good because I just now realized I accidentally made one.” They continue to chuckle as they walk to the park. “And don’t worry for this date I didn’t plan anything all that elaborate, just something far more simple and calm for us to enjoy under the moonlight.”

“Thanks partner, I’m actually not cut for all that smooshing fancy stuff when it comes to dating so something simpler is more my speed.”

“Yeah something was telling me that. Good thing I decided to follow my gut on this one”

After a short walk to the park where they set up the blanket the two start to enjoy a simple picnic between the two among other couples that have the same idea as they enjoy the starry night sky.

“Oh wow, Mark, you really cooked all of this?” Applejack questions impressed, taking another bite of her sandwich making him chuckle as he did the same.

“Well I can’t take all the credit, Surprise taught me some small tricks while I was on vacation, but the recipe is mostly mine, when you need to look for particular things, this kind of thing tends to happen.” He mentions, solemnly, how everyone knew he could eat meat, a notion that Applejack caught immediately.

“Mark, why didn’t you ever tell us you could eat meat, or that you used to hunt in the everfree forest?”

“I suppose I was mostly afraid of how you might react, and ashamed of myself. Humans can survive without eating meat no problem, so me holding onto that notion well…I suppose I thought I was being bratty about it. So that is why I never told you”

“So little you thought of us?”

Mark looks at her in surprise, noticing her hurt expression. “I don’t care if you can eat meat or not but what really hurt me was that you never once told us about it. Mark, do you have any idea of the trouble you could have avoided if you had only talked to me about it? We sell pigs to griffinstone for ponies sake! Do you think they use them to find truffles?”

“Applejack it's not that simple, I swear I never intended to start hunting, it sort of happened.”

“And you continue to risk your neck for what? A piece of meat, that forest is dangerous Mark, and you rush RIGHT into it, over and over again, why? Why did you choose to risk your life like that, over telling us the truth!”

He sighs dejectevely and looks down. “I have no excuse, it was cowardly and plain bratty just seeking meat even when I didn’t need that much but Applejack, I wanted to know that, that cabin, what you did for me. I fully intended to use it just for that. Never once did I consider using it to start hunting, and even after that I made sure to have a code. Like you say, it was dangerous so of course I try to do things as safely as possible. But know this, everything that happened, started by sheer accident.”

“Explain it to me then, how exactly did you go from having a small space for yourself when feeling homesick to being mister hunter of monsters?” She demanded with neutrality.

“Well I suppose it all started with one little miscalculation on Fluttershy’s part…”

The following hours Mark spent explaining to Applejack how exactly he started hunting, the code he developed, the precautions he takes, and how he did everything in his powers not to upset the natural balance of things.”

“I know, I should have stopped after rescuing Angel, but the idea of hunting something, I don’t know it kind of took some guilt away, like if I really wanted my food I was working to obtain it. Like it just felt natural and at peace, that house in the forest became my safe heaven and I owe it all to you. How would I be able to face you if you knew I turned all your hard work into a way to get in touch with…well my hunter side?”

At the end Applejack can only sigh and look down. “I would be lying if I say I don’t completely understand you.”

“Huh?”

“When I was a little filly I wanted to experience life beyond the farm and see the world, so when my aunt orange offered me to go live with her in the big city I took it right away. I was so excited and happy, feeling like I was moving on and not stuck in just one place. But then well…like you things didn’t exactly feel natural.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, I was young and naive back then but the more time passed the more I realized how homesick I was and how much I miss the farm, no offence to my aunt, she is a great mare and I love her. But boy, the high level life can get boring so fast. That is howI knew how you felt when you told us how you felt homesick, although unlike me, there wasn’t exactly a farm at the end of the rainbow for you to rush too.” She chuckles a bit

“That is why I insisted on making that home for you.”

“Wait, so it was your idea all along?”

“Eeyup a small little space to feel right at home, so I suppose I shouldn’t be all that surprised. I mean we both were just called to our roots, so not acting on it would be like me going to the farm and not buck trees, it just wouldn’t happen. I just didn’t think your family tree was one of hunters.”

“Yeah, it's a bit of a long story but at its core, I suppose the human race is that of a hunter/gatherer I suppose.”

“I can see that, don’t get me wrong sugar cube. I'm still angry at you, not telling us is the same as lying. You really should have had more trust in us, Celestia, I bet Rainbow is gonna chew your ear when she gets her chance. I’m only saying it will take time and effort to restore that trust.”

“I understand, and for what it’s worth, that is the only thing I have been keeping from you.”

“Is it?” Applejack demands with a raised eyebrow.

“Ok there are other things but those are nothing like this. This is a secret I made with a friend of mine, one that I made a promise not to reveal. I hope you understand that.”

“Well I suppose, promises like those I can respect and not dig too far as long as they are nothing bad.”

“They aren’t. Don’t worry. but it's kind of a ‘only for herd ears’ kind of deal.”

“Oh! So it’s that kind of secret then, say no more sugar cube, you don’t need to tell me anything else.”

After finishing their meals they lay down and admired the stars. “For what it's worth, that secret I shared right away, after you told me how important it is to stay true to your loved ones. That is one piece of advice I took to heart Applejack, and I can’t thank you enough for that.”

“Ha told you, honesty is the cornerstone of any relationship, you don’t keep anything and you all will be happy. Glad to hear you listen to me sugar cube”

She ponders about something before speaking again. “Sugar cube, if I can change the subject a bit, there is something that has been bothering me for a bit, when choosing the order of mares, why exactly did you choose me and Pinkie first?”

“Honestly? I have no idea.” He confesses with a shrug. “If I had to guess, I suppose in a world full of magic, adventures and dangers. Being with a kind beautiful earth pony also reminds me of home.”

Applejack has to pause at the comment.

“These last months of my life have turned into a very bizarre soap opera of sorts.” He laughs at his own joke. “So having a mare like you, like Pinkie or like Milky it makes me feel secure, I don’t know I love all my mares but being with an earth pony I suppose in a way…I feel a bit more at home, an amazing and magical home but a real and complete home. Maybe that is why Milky is my alpha. I don’t know I might just have a thing for powerful, independent earth ponies like you.”

He sits down to look at Applejack, only to be surprised when she remains quiet and looks away. “Oh I’m sorry! AJ did I just make things…?”

“N-No! Y-you didn’t do anything wrong!” Applejack also sits down in alarm. “It’s just…well I don’t know, one time, a friend of Rarity also pampered me with compliments and all that junk and I mostly found it annoying, but when you say it well…it feels nice somehow, like it reminds me how little ponies say things like that to me.”

“Want me to stop?”

“N-no, it's ok that is the whole point of this date right? Be honest and tell something about yourself to your date.”

“Well if we are being honest, there has been one tiny thing I have meant to ask you to” He takes a napkin and surprising her he removes some blush from her check so her freckles show more. “Please don’t hide your freckles Applejack, those are one of your most beautiful features”

Startled by the action and his kind smile, Applejack was completely frozen for a moment until she grabbed his shirt and landed a strong kiss right on his lips that caught him completely off guard until she realized what she was doing and broke it.

“Oh my gosh! Mark I’m so sorry I-I don’t know what came over me! I was just moved and then when you cleaned my face, and said those things about me and…oh buck I just made things awkward didn’t I?”

Rebooting from the shock he manages to smile and cup her face. “Nah it’s cool, this was kind of an option right? If things develop, I shouldn’t be surprised if my date wishes to take things a bit…faster correct?”

“Y-Yeah.” Applejack nods slowly.

“So…will it be ok if I return the favor?”

“That would be fair yeah?” She nods too, and Mark goes and kisses her back this time more slowly and calm, as his other hand hugs her back and she closes her eyes and reciprocates, with the two following the examples of others couples, as she moans and starts to enjoy the delicate touch on her body, before her eyes wide, grab his shoulders and break the kiss with a small glare.

“What the hay was that?”

“Ok one last secret.”

“Mark!” Her glare intensifies.

“A herd one, promise.” He defends himself.

“Continue.”

“I…had this subconscious kind of superpower, if I start to get intimate with a mare I just know exactly how to please her by touch alone.”

“Sure.” She replies sarcastically. “I can’t believe you had such huge ego.”

“I’m telling the truth.”

“Ok Mr. Pleaser, let's test it, where exactly would you touch next, and keep in mind I will kick you if you get any funny ideas.” She warns him.

“Well, I suppose it will be doing this.” He thinks about it and hugs her again, caressing the back of her neck delicately, sending shivers down her spine and making her giggle momentarily.
“Ok I believe you now!”

Mark stops and looks at her in worry. “Should we stop? I don’t want to make things uncomfortable now, just because of this, I swear I have no control over it.”

She mulls it over before coming up with an idea. “Pack the basket, and come with me.” She instructs and they leave the park as Applejack guides the two to a secluded pond near her house.

“We should be fine here.”

“Why would you bring me h…hgohs!” Applejack captures his lips mid sentence as she starts to dry hump his hip before breaking the kiss. “I didn’t want no peeping toms for this.”

She pushes him into the blanket and starts to take her shirt off. “Applejack! We are in the open!” Mark reminds her.

“And that is what makes it hotter! Feel the breeze on your skin sugar cube!” She unbuttons her shirt, revealing her dark orange bra with two full red apples exposing her triple D size breast, and well tone and defined six pack abs. “Don’t worry about been caught, I lost count on how many times I came here for some skinny dipping, nobody comes at this hour”

The image both mentally and in front of him makes Mark rock hard as she jiggles her breast at him. “Are you gonna leave a gall hanging partner?”

Getting the idea, Mark starts to take off his shirt and once removed starts to remove his pants only to find Applejack already helping, already discarding her skirt and working fast on unbuckling his belt, and unbuttoning his pants.

Wanting to tease a little bit, Aj uses her teeth to slowly pull down the zipper of his pants, using her hands only to pull the jeans down, exposing his boxers. Boxers, she slowly pulled down with fluttery eyelashes and only the grip of her teeth, Exposing slow inch after inch of Mark’s shaft. A shaft that went on for longer than she could have possibly expected. Far thicker to boot.

“Yeah it's a bit different than a normal stallion.” Mark mentions only to flinch when she starts to sniff and lick the side of it.

“And it tastes different too, salty, and delicious.” Licking her lips she gets to work and starts to suck his dick starting at the tip, then going deeper and deeper.

“O-Oh! Wow, Applejack! Ah…you are really good at this!” Mark praises impressed by her technique as she adds force and speeds up things until eventually he could feel his climax fast approaching

“AJ…I’m so close!”

Rather than stopping that seems only to encourage her even more and suck even harder until he couldn’t hold it anymore and cum right into her mouth inflating her cheeks as she smirks and looks at Mark before winking and then swallows it whole. “Delicious.”

“Oh my god that was hot, Applejack you are something special.” Mark says impressed by the performance.

“And you haven’t seen anything yet, sugar cube!” She grabs the elastic of her panties, and slowly and deliberately pulls them down, showing well trimmed blond pubes shaped like an apple surrounded by more freckles. “Get ready partner, you are going to the rodeo!” She tells in excitement only to be surprised when Mark sits down and grabs her hips, motioning her to come closer.

“A freckled treasure.” Mark says in awe.

The comment makes her self aware and looks away with a blush. “I know don’t mention them EEP!” Her mane stands up when Mark gives her pussy a tender lick as he looks up at her. “How could I not mention something so beautiful? Applejack, did I never tell you how much of a sucker I am for beauty marks?”

He smiles before using two of his fingers to spread her core and give her lower lips another tender kiss that grows in intensity as his tongue serpentines around and explores her hidden treasure palace.

“Oh sweet merciful Celestia! How are you doing this! Mark did your touch reach to even…AH! YEs it doEEESS!” Applejack eyes go crossed when he inserts a finger for added bonus, finding her G-Spot instantly and playing with it as his tongue start to write her name and spelling ‘I love your freckles’ slowly and deliberately using olden english cursive turning her mind into mush and making her reach her orgasm in seconds.

“Oh for the apple farms in heaven I will never cover those spots AGGGGGGAAING!” Applejack screams as an earth shattering orgasm arrives and Mark drinks her juices with gusto before letting go, yet the farmer refuses to sit as she does everything in her power to stay upright, dark marks starting to appear on the apples on her bra.

Mark licks his lips and cleans the excess juices from his mouth with a smile. “Delicious apple juice, not bad at all.”

“Oh Celestia…oh my…Mark if you weren’t getting lucky before…” She laughs lightly while she recovers her breath and looks at him with a smirk. “Oh you just earned yourself traditional AND reverse rodeo!” She proclaimed, as she lightly pushed him down again and slowly sat near his rock hard dick. “Don’t grab yet, let me show you something first.”
Stopping at the tip, she starts to tease and rub it in with fluttery eyes and air kisses at him before taking hold of it and lining it up as she inserts herself, earning a moan from the both of them as Mark sits up and grabs hold of her hips. “Gosh that was hot.”

“And that was just the preview, giddy up partner!”

Mark does just that as he starts to slowly thrust his hips up into her core as her hips give a flick and swivel for added sensation at the bottom of every thrust. The rhythm is slow to start. But steadily getting faster and harder. Before five minutes have passed the tender start is a thing of the past.

Applejack was pounding herself on Mark’s fence post like she was driving said post into the ground.

But Mark was giving as good as he got. He was pounding into Applejack hard. His breath came in hard hot pants as he let out The Growl due to the pleasure he was feeling.

The state Applejack was in at that moment of hearing The Growl made her cum violently hard. Her inner walls clamped down powerfully upon Mark’s post and she gushed a flood of her juices all over his length.

Yet like a machine Mark continued to rail Applejack right through her next six screaming mind shattering orgasms before He slammed balls deep inside her and blew his second load of the night right into her womb.

Returning from his mild lust blindness. Mark notices Applejack riding her afterglow in bliss and realizes he used The Growl. “Oh my god, Applejack I am so sorry I didn’t mean to surprise you but…”

Once more she stops him with a long hungry kiss, in which she grabs hold of his tongue and pulls it out before starting to suck on it. Before licking it, letting it go with a pop in time for her to break free from his dick letting go a stream of their combined juices as she giggles.

“I’m not afraid of the bull.” She slowly turns around until she presents her full form and muscular ass and spreads her butt cheeks revealing her puckered hole. “And I promised a reverse cowgirl too. So it’s time for round two.”

“Applejack wait don’t you at least want to take a bit of time to recover and…”

“This isn’t my first rodeo Mark, ain’t afraid of some backdoor luvin!” She exclaims with a giggle, as like before she lowers herself aiming the coated dick into her back door, until it starts to get inside slowly, making them both moan as she doesn’t seem to stop, and continues to slide inside until all of him was in her making her sigh. “Oh yeah that is the stuff, this dick just feels SO nice!” She shivers, closing her eyes to enjoy the sensation for a moment.
“Don’t be afraid of going hard partner.” Mark is surprised when he hears something click and looking up sees AJ unhooking her bra and holding the front part with one arm. “I have some cider here in case you get thirsty.” She mentions with half a suggestion, winking at him and teasing him without showing her breast.

With renewed vigor Mark started to buck again, being mindful and starting slowly not wanting to hurt her as she does the same with strength he couldn't imagine she had as he grabbed hold of his ass for support admiring how well toned and firm they were, having a nice sensation to the touch.

Soon the place was starting to fill with the sloshy sounds of their thrust as they once again gain more and more speed and Mark massages her cutie mark, increasing the sensation and driving Applejack into another orgasm smaller than the last one but strong nonetheless as she seems determined to have her back door painted too.

Getting an idea Mark lifts his right hand and then brings it down with power to smack her ass making her moan loudly and squirt a little as her tongue hangs loose.

“Oh yes, oh yes! Smack my ass, make it shake! Ride this bull Partner!” Applejack keep screaming in between pants as she take her stetson and puts it on top of his head for him to grab and put on as he continue to spank her repeatedly, while grabbing and yanking her tail inching him closer and closer to cumming again until finally after her second orgasm he finally releases the gates and cums hard in her ass triggering a third orgasm and make her fall forward and pop off of him as they both need a moment to recover from the afterglow, both of her holes claimed and oozing juices by now.

“Now THAT…” panting Applejack turns around leaving her bra behind her. “…is what I call a rodeo.” Lifting her head up she spread her legs in want “I don’t suppose you have some juice left?”

She asks, hoping against hope he could keep going.

“Seriously! You still have energy!?” Mark asks in shock and arousal.

“I never leave a halfway done harvest partner, and that dick doesn’t look flaccid to me yet, besides…” She wiggles her breast,that now he could see beautiful dark orange nipples on them. “Besides I’ve yet to treat you to some homemade drinks.” She ends with a wink that incites a gulp from him and a small growl.

“You are asking for the mother of all bulls, Applejack.” Mark warns her as he slowly crawls his way toward her yet she only smirks.

“I like playing with them, and I assure you, I can more than handle it. Now stop dilly dallying, get your second wind, and let's end this rodeo with a mechanical bull.” She arches her chest forward granting him more access which he didn’t need further encouragement as he grab hold of her breast and then starts to suck, taking a moment to enjoy the sensation as his dick find its place in Applejack’s flower with one hand supporting one leg and the other tendering to her other breast.

“Oh yeah, that is nice, how does it taste, sugar cube?” Applejack wonders taking her hat back

“I can’t believe it.” He exclaimed in surprise. “It’s Apple Jacks, you taste like Apple Jacks!”

“I taste like my name? What does that even AHG!” Applejack can’t finish as he takes another chunk full of milk before swallowing and grabs her other leg and smiles at her “Applejack, you have no idea on how much this reminds me of home, thank you so much. No, words aren’t enough, actions speak louder.” His hands squish her buttcheeks firmly.

“I will show you how much this meant for me, thank you!” With a growl he lifts her until her neck and shoulders are perfectly lined up and then he starts with a strong mating press that robs her voice, and makes her grab the ground beneath her so much that the grass and part of the dirt was ripped almost immediately, as his dick not only pierce her cervix but it reach the back of her womb right away and keep poking at it over and over .

Time start to melt for the farmer as she lost count of the times she start to come the only thing she recall before things turn into a blur was how Mark keep ramming her like a possessed beast to the point the ground beneath them cracks and they form a crater, despite the force, the pain was overrun almost completely by the pleasure as Applejack eventually finds her voice again long enough to scream to the heavens as hard as she could, giving Ponyville a scare particularly a certain daredevil who gulps once she hears it.

Meanwhile on the farm an elderly green pony stops, needing to hear the same scream but rather than fear she feels happy and prideful, her mind overrun with the idea of babies as she continues to work on another blanket.

The next day

“Thank you” Applejack mentions for the tenth time as she refuses to let go of Mark's arm as he walks her back to the farmhouse, his face now covered in lipstick kisses as she was particularly happy on how things ended up.

“Applejack I told you, you don’t need to thank me for anything. If anything I should be the one thanking you for helping me feel at home so much.”

She can only giggle, still high from their session. “Not sure about that partner, after that pounding I’m almost ready to propose.”

Mark chuckles “That is just the glow talking, remember, there will be no talking about those things until you are back to normal.”

“Sure, but I can at least treat you to some home made cooking?”

Mark shakes his head. “God I wish I could say yes, but I don’t trust myself either. For now you just rest, Applejack.”

“Listen to your colfriend Applejack, he seems to know what he is talking about.” Granny Smith mentions with a smile as she was ready to receive them at the entrance. Realizing her position, Applejack quickly let go of Mark’s arm.

“Granny! I just…well Mark and I…I know I broke curfew but the thing is…”

“Go inside Applejack.” Granny simply replies with neutrality pointing at the house.

“Ah…I had a great time Mark.”

“HA that is putting it lightly!” Granny jokes turning both red, as Applejack just rushes inside not wanting to be even more embarrassed.

“Ms. Smith I assure you that while it is true that…things happened last night, I never in no way intended to take advantage of…”

“Stop with the titles, and being so stiff dear.” She dismisses his concern. “You have been helping us Apples ever since you arrived out of nowhere, I already view you as a nice lad, good father material and even a complimentary apple, the last might even turn into an actual one.”

She laughs at Mark's subsequent reaction. “Just consider it lad, and well if you are worried about her family don’t. The only thing I wanted is for Applejack to find a nice lad that makes her happy, and I think that lad can be you.”

“Ah…t-thanks but this is just a practice date, it’s not intended to be treated like a real one.”

“Sure if that helps you sleep at night, have a nice day Mark, ah and if possible that thing you did that made my grandchild scream so loud? You might want to save it for special days, don’t want to go scaring the town every night right?” She winks at him and turns around.

“Haha yeah o-h! Hey, what about Big Mac? Is he really ok with…well what happened?”

“Don’t worry about him, I'm sure he will warm up to the idea eventually, I will make sure of it.” Granny tells him with neutrality the last part as she enters the house leaving the human blinking in confusion from the statement.

Walking down the hall Granny reaches a confused Applejack that see Big Mac tie up to a chair

“Granny?”

“Just a precaution, so your dumb brother wouldn’t do something rash.” Granny replies as she approaches the big stallion.

“Ok Big Mac, are you ready to listen and remember that Applejack is a grown mare that can make her own decisions?”

“Never! She is still a filly no stallion or mare will ever be good enough for her! “ He says in defiance making her sigh again.

“This might take a while”