Equestria Handyman

Taking a deep breath, Mark looks at the front of the house before turning to the rest of his team one last time.

“It's just a straight line from here to the everfree forest.”

“Mark, are you sure about this? I can cast the invisibility spell on you, it will last just a couple of minutes but it could still…”

“No, save it, you need the strength.” He raises his hands and shakes his head before putting on a red hood.

“I will draw as much of their attention as possible, just go in reach the tree and end this madness.”

“Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.” Shining salutes, and Mark nods, then he grabs the door knob.

“Ok…here goes.”

Preparing himself, Mark springs out of the house and whistles as hard as he could to gain the attention of the harpies scouting the area, as he rushes to the forest.

“Stallion!” One of them yells in excitement, and the rest yells in glee before dive bombing at Mark as fast as they could as he uses the gauntlets to gain speed and torpedo himself into the forest where the monsters give chase until their screams die down.

“That is our cue! Let’s go!” Shining and Zephyr run and go to the forest taking a sharp turn to the left away from the dirt road as to hide better from any scout left behind, managing to hide without any issue and quickly plant the fourth point.

“There, that only leaves us one final point.” Shining sighs in relief.

“Shining just out of curiosity once we plant the seeds, how do we escape?” He asks, looking over his head moving one of the leaves.

“If this plan works, there will be no need for an escape, the moment the seeds cut the energy Twily and the rest should be back to normal and the barrier will drop.”

“And what about the one that is controlling them?”

“Don’t worry about that.” His glare hardens, “If we find whoever made Twily and the rest do this, I will deal with them personally.”

Zephyr gulps at his expression as he turns around and starts moving. “Now let’s go, our sisters are counting on us.”

The pegasus nods and follows along, noticing a strange string of cotton candy webs on their left heading toward the direction Mark took.

‘Good luck Mark.’

Managing to confuse his pursuers, the human guides the flock into a part of the forest filled with vines that he manages to grab all of them and uses one of the Misfortune Malachites to petrify all of them in one go, exploiting how they were huddled together.

‘There, that takes care of that.’

He sighs in relief for a moment, trying to catch his breath from the chase before realizing his current situation and how he unintentionally ends up in a section of the forest cover complete in a weird pink spider webs. Not only that but his stunt accidentally cut him off from going back the way he came and leaving him no option but to proceed slowly on foot as to avoid getting tangled in the webs as well.

As he advances through the maze he was startled when reaching a clearing he was meet by the sign of thousand of animals, happily eating from their food bowls like pets, next to naked mares with fake tails and ears of cats, bunnies, fox and other animals as well as leashes, collars and leather outfits with their animal pattern that exposed their genitals seemly pretending to be animals and even coping the sound of them.

Once he saw how none of them was paying any attention to the human he proceed getting more tense and aroused when getting past the feeding area he saw other mares cleaning themselves, playing with bunnies and litters of kittens and even groups of three taking into a pyramid position to eat each others pussies with gusto, making his face red until finally he reached a gingerbread house.

‘Ok mares pretending to be animals? a house made of candy? Pink web? Yep, this is Pinkie’s territory alright.’

Mark rolls his eyes at the obvious randomness as he advances, considering how he essentially was looking for Pinkie and a way for her to chase him away from his friends.

Opening the door, Mark peeks inside and looks at how instead of a regular home the only thing inside was a giant bed in the shape of a pie and resting in the middle of it was the sleeping figure of Fluttershy with darker fur, messier hair and her wings turn into bat wings as well as having two prominent fangs poking out of them, there was a small puddle near her legs and over all she looks peaceful as she sleeps.

In a trance from having found her the human opens the door and slowly makes his way toward her not wanting to wake her up, so long has it been since he last saw her and even if the circumstances weren’t ideal he was overjoyed at the prospect of reuniting with her again, even if briefly.

When he was about to enter the bed the voice of Pinkie alerts him as he hears her giggling and then starts to sing, her voice echoing everywhere.

“~Pinkie Wincy spider climb up all the studs~”

“~She make them all cum and waste all the studs~

“~Up came the human and make her crave some more~”

“~And Pinkie Wincy spider climb up a new stud!~”

Looking up Mark barely manages to get out of the way before Pinkie lands on top of him with force, landing on six spider legs, that were coming from her back, she was wearing her pink leather full body outfit with the face ripped off, showing her bubbly hair, a second pair of eyes and how instead of her regular eye colour, they were completely red, adding to her spider theme, as she licks one of her fingers showing how they were twice as long and thin

“MARKY!” she smiled big at him! So glad you could join us!” She looks back in time to hear Fluttershy growl like a beast and then purr lustfully once she sets her sights on Fluttershy. “See! I told you he would come!”

She then looks back at Mark who goes on guard at the sight. “Hey Marky, have you ever met Flutterbat before?”

“Of course he has.” Fluttershy answers before he could reply, as she jumps out of the way and looks at him with a predatory smile. “My sweet beautiful hunter, I recall the night we met.” She starts to drool in anticipation. “How he took me into his arms and then pushed me down before presenting his delicious meat to me.” She shivers and grabs hold of Pinkie.

“Oh yeah, he has a one yummy dummy panini, doesn't he?” She giggles recalling their own night together as Fluttershy guides Pinkie’s face and they share a slow long kiss before opening their mouths so he could see how they were using their long tongues in exaggerated gestures, making him gulp and feel his blood going south.

“I still remember how I still owe you my sweet hunter.” Flutteshy doesn’t look at him and instead makes Pinkie gasp when she uses her fingers to scoop a bit of her juices as she giggles and uses one of her spider legs to repay the favour.

“I have yet to present my first hunt to you.” They look at each other hungrily while continuing to masturbate using each other, freezing him in place at the show until they gasp loudly and form two small puddles as they stop and look at him presenting their sticky figures.

“I better make up for lost time.” Fluttershy smears Pinkie’s breasts with the juices into a heart and goes behind her as she starts playing with her breast and presses her hips against her ass moaning with her tail poking part of her walls.

“Go ahead sweetie, I made you a delicious special cream pie.” Fluttershy keeps teasing as one of her hands goes south and spreads Pinkie’s pussy, presenting it to him.

Growling, Mark's reasoning starts to fade as he slowly makes his way toward them drooling at the idea.

“Y-Yes, I…oh god, those milkers…it's been s-so loooo…no!” When he was half way from taking his shirt off he snaps out of the trance and shook his head taking a step back.

“Y-you are not them! I will not be…controlled again!” Fighting his lust as much as he could, he uses his gauntlets to make a hole in the roof fully intended to run away using debris to avoid the web.

“Oh! We are playing sexy hide and seek!?” Pinkie claps her hands eagerly. “I love that game! Come on Flutters! Before he gets away!” She started climbing the wall as Fluttershy was already getting ahead feeling frustrated and horny, not wanting to let him get away.

“Ready or not, here we come!…and soon you will be Marky!” Pinkie calls in excitement as they give chase following the trail of destruction and heading to a particularly big cave where Mark went to catch his breath and calm his boner down.

God that was close! Shining, Zephyr hurry!

Mark gulps and tries to keep the two mares on his trail as he guides them deeper into the cave, as more of the animal mares go join the fun in the enclosed space and their pheromones finally starting to get to Mark as he starts to lose himself and get sloppy. Until a pink web grabs his arm.

“Found you!” Pinkie yells and yanks him into the ground, before he could retaliate his gloves are taken and Fluttershy goes and lower his pants, freezing him with a kiss on the tip of his dick.

“Shh, it’s ok sweetie I know you are so pent up.” She smiles and stands up. “So are we.”

Hearing meowing, he looks around and sees the naked mares starting to approach, in all four among them was Vinyl, Octavia, Cheerilee and to his horror and shameful arousal Cookie Crumbles, Rarity’s mom who was in a catsuit.

His worries only increase when she goes and straddles him, lining her pussy to his face.

Just relax sweetie, and let your lioness tend to their hunter.” Fluttershy whispers as Pinkie takes her place while Fluttershy goes to nibble his neck and Cookie slowly lowers herself.

“Noooo!” He tries to protest but when Pinkie hilts his dick he opens his mouth to gasp in time for Cookie to sit on him as the other mares claim his arms and legs and use them as improvised toys starting their feast, and slowly filling the cavern with moans and gasps.

After fifteen minutes the human reaches the surface covered in pink web and kisses only to trip and be dragged back down with fingernails trails behind him as the place was filled with giggles, and then the moaning return.

Back in Canterlot things seems to have returned to some resemblance of control, as the quick actions of the royal guard succeed in containing the horny zombies or horbies as some recruits start calling them, in the west wing of the castle, as the Princesses and Starlight go to the throne room to think of a plan.

“A timer spell, why didn’t I think of that, of course Twilight would plan for this event, she would never do any job half done, every victim we rescue was nothing more than a time bomb ready to go off when given the signal.”

“Do not fret yourself sister.” Luna consoles her “There was no way you could plan for this, just this morning we found out it was the elements who were behind these events.”

“And in a way, this is good.” Starlight adds to the sisters' attention. “Now we know better the logic behind the lustful six’s actions, it was a pre emptive strike,most likely waiting for a pincer move. The fact Twilight activated them so soon means Discord and his team are making progress, if we can contain them long enough the nightmare will be over.”

“Starlight is right dear sister, our guards are strong, and so is Starlight, it will take more than a handful of lustful zombies to take us out, if we combine forces, and I’m sure if the 3 think of something we might be able to find a way to reverse their condition before Shining Armor ends his mission.”

“You are right sister!” Celestia nods in determination. “Let go ladies, to the library, something in the old tomes of Starswirl the Bearded must have something that we could use.”

The two mares nod in agreement and follow behind her.

After taking a longer path to avoid detection, using the invisible spell sporadically Shining and Zephyr finally reach the now glowing ruins of the castle of the two sisters where they finally discover the fate of all the stallions that were taken as lined up on the walls of the basement all of the victims were trapped in crystal pods filled with vaginal juices in suspended animation as a busy mare was levitating and placing all of them in their respective pots in front of a giant blue floating sphere.

Trying to be as quiet as possible the two advance and Shining issues Zephyr to go hide while he confronts his sister, having an idea and gets her attention by moving a rock slightly to the right, making her flinch and shiver.

“Wow.”

Turning with a glare the mare confronts the smirking captain who has his arms crossed. “Incredible, even as a lust fueled monster, you still keep your OCD I see Twily.”

“Shiny?” Twilight look at her brother in surprise, revealing how unlike her friends she somewhat was still dressed up in a classic princess get up with a V cut so pronounce that it show all of her chest and stomach and stop right before her hips, She was twice as tall and besides her horn she also had two pronounced antlers on her fleshless head, in her chest there was dark purple fur forming into a T and her eyes had a rainbow glow to them.

“What are you doing here? No, it’s too soon, you shouldn’t be here yet.”

“It's over Twily, I’m ending this madness right now.” He starts to charge his horn.

“Madness?!” She glares at him. “How dare you! Shining, I’m making the world a better place, just look!” She points at the sphere behind her showing the horbies humping each other in Canterlot. “Look at them go, without a care in the world and free of any inhibitions.”

“Mindless drones doing what you are telling them to do.” Shining shoots back. “Twily don’t you see, you are being controlled! And whoever is behind you is messing with your mind so much you don’t see what you are doing, just look at this!” He points at the stallion “Does this seem like they are better? Do they? You just force them to do what you want, for all you know they are in pain right now!”

“Of course you would say that, you would never understand complex things” She keep glaring “Specially when you only see half of the plan” She then smirk and snap her fingers revealing a pot behind her as well as others surrounded the sphere, showing Soarin, Big Mac, Flash Sentry and Rock hoof. “But that is ok, it is just a flaw to be corrected.”

She then summons various crystal copies of Cadence that look at Shining with sultry eyes. “You see now Shining? I’m not some sort of monster, I’m a planner for a better future, and what better future than a world where studs don’t have a single flaw! The force of Big Mac, the wings of Soarin, the cunning of Flash Sentry, I will take all of the best qualities of every stallion in the world, combine it and then share it!” Vines come to life and Shining is shocked when he sees the juice shine in other pots making the stallions get ripped and grow wings and horns.

“Twilight what are you doing!?”

“Making a world of alicorn stallions where everyone can live happily, and as free as they want, admit it BBBF you like the idea, didn’t you ever want to have wings?” The copies of Cadence start approaching her and Twilight summons Aloe and Lotus and Flitter and Cloud Chaser to join in too. “Don’t resist it big bro I know you want it, I will…I will just look the other way” She blushes in embarrassment and turns around, noticing Zephyr spreading the seeds everywhere.

“Hey!”

He gets startled and dodges a blast from Twilight. “What are you doing!?”

“Ah…gardening?”

He tries to escape but Twilight catches him with her arm and looks at one of the seeds before gasping. “Discord’s vines! Shining, how could you!” She looks at Shining with hurtful eyes as he freezes the twins and destroys various copies of Cadence.

“You are not thinking rationally Twilly! For Celestia's sake you have a skull for a face!”

“It's a beauty choice!” She turns to look at Zephyr “It's not like it's a deterrent either right?”

“R-Right,” he says, trying to focus on not looking at her face.

“Ah what do you know! You are who needs the change the most!” She tosses him into one of the pods and getting an idea, Shining teleports himself right into a primary one.

“What!? NO! NOT there!” Twilight stops the process and was about to grab Zephyr before being hit by another of Misfortune Malachite Sphere.

“Sorry Twily, it’s for your own good.” Shining tells in sorrow as she glares and uses her magic to slow the process as she charges her horns to blast at him only for Zephyr to keep tossing more of those at her.

“You don’t understand! Don’t you want to be better? Rainbow would be all over you!”

“Wait really?” Zephyr looks at her intrigued but by then Twilight was frozen completely.

“Don’t listen to her Zephyr, she was delusional.” He sighs in exhaustion and put his hand on Twilight shoulder “Just hang on Twily this mess is almost over”

He looks at the sphere and sees how the zombies have seemed to have stopped too.

“So, what happens next? We wait and see the seeds do their thing?” Zephyr looks at the tree of harmony.

“For now, and blast Twilight if she starts to crack once more” Shining nods.

“Well the worst at least is over.” The pegasus looks at the pods. “Although alicorn make over, doesn’t that sound tempting? I always wonder what would it feel like to have a horn?”

“Then see for yourself.” Another mare calls, and a vine swings at Shining Armor, ramming him into the pod and smashing Twilight’s statue.

“Twilight!” He screams in horror before he is claimed, and the process continues while Zephyr is grabbed by the vine and starts to be squished as he is brought to the now reshaping Tree of Harmony who adopts Twilight’s regular figure. “Such a shame, I really wanted her to join my new world.” She tells in sorrow looking at the pile of Twilight Sparkle.

“Wha…what are you?!” Zephyr was shivering in complete fear as the tree looks back at him “Oh sorry, I…I suppose I never have a name of my own too, would it be weird if I used Twilight? I mean I like her face but I’m not exactly her, hmm for now just call me Harmony.” She finally responds with a calm smile.

“The one controlling them, it wasn’t a pony controlling the elements of harmony, it was the tree of harmony itself! Causing this mess!” Zephyr realized in horror.

“And what is so wrong about wanting to share the pleasure of the flesh?” She questions as one of her branches turn into an arm “Ah that is better, you see I have been wanting to experience what would be like to have sex for some time Zephyr so when Twilight and the others offer me their bodies, I went to find out, and I found out I like it…like a lot. So much so I just couldn’t stop, and needed to keep finding more vessels, more ways to experience things.”

“So you went around RAPING everyone that you saw?”

“Ok I admit, first time I was a bit more eager than I should have been, but eventually came up with an idea on how to make the best of all the sex ever! By combining the best of each tribe into the very best of all the stallions they could offer!”

She rips his clothes off. “Huh not much to look at but don’t worry! It can still work!” She summons a pull in front of the tree “Don’t worry I will be gentle and you can claim that you took my cherry.”
“W-What?! Wait wait! Not that I don’t find you attractive, you are an interesting tree, or anything, b…but can we talk a bit before! A date, getting to know each other, setting the mood. Please let’s not dive in first, no please, don’t, DON’T!”

Harmony didn’t seem to be listening as she started to descend the pegasus down as more vines appeared and spread his legs so she could have easier access to claim him.

“Relax ,I promise to be gentle, at first.”

“~Here I come to save the day~” The voice of Discord makes Harmony pause and look up confused only to be blasted by Discord who appears from the shadows.

“Well hello there.” He smiles and places Zephyr on the ground.

“Sorry Zephy, I’m not sure you are ready for the ents girls. Two words: southern splinters.” He whispers to him before addressing harmony.

“Ah so harmony dear, so nice to finally meet you. I have sort of a bone to pick with you.”

“Discord.” Harmony glares at him as she stands up, legs starting to form and letting her have almost the appearance of a mare. “I should have known better, that you would like to mess everything up.

“Guilty as charged, but this time is a HEROIC mess!” Suddenly her right arm is tied into a lasso as Braeburn appears. “Hiya Miss.”

Another lasso takes her other hand. “How dare you make my dashy do all those things!”

Discord’s seeds sprung to action and tied her to her knees, back in Canterlot the same vines grab hold of the zombies as well.

“You don’t get it, this is better! Why are you fighting me!?” Harmony looks at the stallions in distress as she is brought onto the ground.

“Sorry Harmy but you kind of went overboard, somebody needs…a spanky.” He chuckles as he snaps his fingers and behind her appears a livid, sweaty and covered in lipstick kisses Mark with tears in his eyes carrying a stone Pinkie and Fluttershy with him.

“Oh hey, did you meet my friend Mark? Mark met Harmony, the one that made your marefriend do all those things.” Discord smirks, as he nods.

“Leave us.” He only replies coldly as he approaches harmony.

“What are you gonna do?” Braeburn asks him.

“Break the curse.”

“Let go of everypony, it’s time we leave these two love birds to do their thing.” Discord chuckles malevolently, and whispers in Harmony’s ear. “Word of advice, don’t mention Fluttershy, it will only make him go ballistic.”

She looks at him confused, as they all leave.

“Mark I know you are mad but I’m telling you, I didn’t mean to hurt anyone, I just got carried away, I can put everything back together.”

“Good, you will.” Mark nods as he grabs hold of her ass. “Right after I teach you what happens when you play with someone’s emotions.”

He isn’t gentle and rams himself up her ass. “You wanted to know what it feels like to be fucked!?” Careful what you wish for.” He belts out with the full force of The Growl.

“W-Wait, it’s different, n-not like this please, ah…it my first…time…please! Mark!”

Outside the cave the group keep hearing the screams of pain, and moans of passion mix together coming from the place with worry.

“S-Should we be concerned?” Braeburn questions.

“Nah, Mark has it under control.” Discord dismisses it.

“I meant with the tree.”

“Oh, then yeah probably, but eh, if she can reshape herself from blowing to bits she can regrow a new pair of legs.” Discord shrugs before smiling. “Well I have to say, so this is what it’s like being a hero, have to say, it doesn’t feel half bad.”

“Is it over now? For real?” Zephyr questions improvising a loincloth with some vines.

“It’s over, once Harmony gets her just deserts and her magic falters everything is over. “ Discord lays on the ground with a satisfying smile as some of the pots start to burst and walk away from the screaming cave, as the vines go crazy and erratic, collapsing the entrance alerting the stallion.

“Ok…that might be a problem later, but still we should first focus on the stallions THEN rescue Mark and the others.” Discord says.

Back in Canterlot things start to settle as Celestia uses her magic to burn the vines, as the guard cheer and look back at their princess only to float and turn around to see their rulers with the same glowing eyes and the rest of the castle staff searching for attention.

So focused was everyone in finding a solution that no one could stop and think of how smart the lustful six could be, how harmony could have used a page of Twilight’s book and think of options, or how easy it was for everyone to accept that Starlight was genuinely safe in the basement. Forgetting completely that at the time, she was still the apprentice of Twilight Sparkle.

On the balcony of Princess Celestia, Starlight continues to make out aggressively with Ms. Inkwell, Princess Celestia’s secretary as her eyes glow purple and leave. Once turned Starlight looks at the horizon, her fur now completely black with a skeleton pattern on it and the same glowing eyes, before they turn from Purple to a rainbow hue as she smirks.

Next time: Last Man Standing.