Equestria Handyman

Looking around everywhere Mark made his way through the pristine crystal hallways of Princess Twilight’s castle in search of said royal/librarian.

“Hey Twilight, do you have a minute?” He keeps calling for her name as he opens doors “Spike told me that you were in a study session, sorry for interrupting, I just need help for something quick? Twilight? Where are you? Twilight are you…?WOW!” The moment Mark opened the next door he was greeted by the image of said princess, naked next to a mare that looked exactly like Twilight but with light yellow fur, red, and slightly messy mane and tail with two stripes of purple running through them, and square glasses. Equally naked as their voluptuous breasts were smooshed around the dick of a sweaty orange stallion with ginger mane and tail and circle glasses as he had his tongue hanging out and his eyes rolled as he was in pure bliss. All 3 looking at him frozen in place from the shock of being caught in the act.

“…SO SORRY, didn’t mean to interrupt” Mark quickly turned around and closed the door as fast as he could before heading to the exit.

“Mark, wait!” Twilight suddenly appears wearing a bathrobe and grabs his wrist. “You don’t need to apologize, it was my fault for not locking the door.” She explains in guilt and with a blushed face. “When we came back, we were so worked up, Moondancer and I were fighting not to pounce Sunburst right there in the entrance, that we completely forgot that the castle doubles as a public library.”

“Twilight!” Mark pinch the bridge of his nose “CHILDREN come here”

“I know, I know we thought about that and placed a barrier so no minors could enter the castle but it was a slow day and the idea of being caught was…” She couldn’t stop but to bite the bottom of her lips before returning to normal “B…But anyway I’m with you now, you said you needed my help?”

She tries to change the subject as Mark crosses his arms and looks at her with a raised eyebrow “What? I would never refuse help to anyone to find a book and you say it will only take a minute.”

He sighs and looks down in defeat. “I will try to be brief, I was wondering if you had a book that could help me find a gift for my marefriend”

The second he uttered those words he was bombarded by a high pitch squeal from Twilight as stars literally shown in her eyes. “You got a marefriend!? Mark that is incredible! Wait, why have you never told me? Who is she? How long have you been going out? Are you serious? Did you start today? Are you forming a herd? Or is it yet too soon for that?”

“Twilight come back, come back to me” Mark interrupts her and grabs her shoulders shaking her briefly before she could continue asking more questions.

“Sorry, sorry, you are right, that is none of my business. I’m really happy you found a special somepony Mark! You really deserve it, and I really hope someday you will let me meet her.”

“Thanks maybe at some point I could introduce you two, or maybe you already know each other, she is Bon Bon's cousin after all. And speaking of relationships, it is none of my business either but what happened back there…” He points behind Twilight “…didn’t you used to date a pegasus guard? Sentry something I think was his name”

“Flash Sentry and I still are actually” She tells with a big smile “Me, Moondancer and my Flashy are on our second year as a herd, in fact” She recalls feeling reminiscent.

“What? But then what is up with…?”

“What? Oh! You mean Sunburst? No Mark, you got it all wrong, that was just his birthday gift, fun fact, it turns out that both him and Flashy had their birthday on the same day, so me and Starlight decided to give them a surprise gift for the occasion, she and Trixie are taking care of my Sentry too at the school right now actually, so you see? It's nothing but just a little show of affection toward our stallions that's all.”

“…by sleeping with your friend's coltfriend?'' Mark asks with a deadpan voice.

“Well yeah, why? What is wrong with that?” Twilight looked at him confused by his reaction. He was about to respond but opted to hold his tongue and shake his head.

“Nothing, at this point I shouldn’t be surprised by now” He replied as he began to advance to the library with Twilight close behind. “And hey after the initial shock I must say that is really considerate of you two…ah four, your coltfriends are really lucky guys”

“Aw! Thank you” Twilight blushes slightly at the compliment. “So, you said you are looking for something that will help you find a gift for your marefriend right?”

“Yep, I was thinking of giving her a surprise visit to her hometown tomorrow, and didn’t want to arrive empty handed so I thought of getting her something but I wasn’t exactly sure what.”

“Well I’m happy to help but why didn’t you ask Rarity? This seems like something she might know more about”

“Actually that is why I’m here, I asked all five of your friends before arriving here, Rainbow Dash suggest me subscribe us both in a competition, Applejack said to just surprise her at her job and help her with it, Pinkie told me to throw a party and Fluttershy well she…”

“She is still nervous around you, isn’t she?” Twilight ask in concern as he merely nod

“Seriously I still don’t get it, you two used to be really close friends, exactly what made her get so jumpy around you?” Twilight wonders, confused by her friend's demeanor as Mark bite his tongue as he remembers how she surprised him after following him on one of his hunting trips, and caught him in the act of enjoying a dish of a well done piece of hydra steak.

“It’s a real mystery” He finally tells “and well after that Rarity suggested I gather the ingredients and pay to make a special diamond necklace, so I was wondering if you had a book that could tell me exactly what I would need.”

“Oh! A personally selected and hand picked necklace? That is actually a good idea, I have just the book you would need” She tells him as they reach the library where she doesn’t waste time and taking flight goes to the second level of the room in search of a book and giving a brief show to the human who had some heat on his checks before looking away. To his luck Twilight had the decency of putting a pair of purple panties before chasing after him.

“If you don’t mind me asking how long have you two been dating? And how come I have never seen you?”

“Well we mostly have been in a long distance relationship ever since we started dating, she lives in Trottingham and this is the first time we see each other in person after our first date, we have been going out for I think 3 months now.” Mark answered her as best as he could.

“I see, that explains how I never saw you two together” Twilight humm a little as she kept registering the books “Aha! Here it is, chapter 14, the list of what you would need is in there” She exclaims in victory and takes out a thick book before giving it to him.

“Jewelry, Diamonds and how to construct them” Mark read the title out loud before nodding and looking at her. “This is perfect, thanks Twilight.”

“Anytime, let me know how things went after your visit” She says with a smile as she starts to get anxious. “And well not to be rude or anything…”

“I’m going.” He nods in understanding and turns to leave. “Oh and Twilight!” He catches her when she was about to teleport away. “Quick advice, bring him some water, that poor stallion looks like he is about to pass out.”

“Water right, good idea. Bye Mark!” She calls in a hurry before teleporting away as he chuckles.

Oh boy Sunburst, you are walking funny by the time those two are done with you….Wait if she does that as a gift for her friends, does that mean that in the future she might suggest that I...? Nope not thinking about it. I will just assume that it is only between her and Starlight cause the two are really close friends, that's all.

He shakes his head as he exits her castle and starts looking for the ingredients for the necklace. Never noticing a pair of eyes following his movements from nearby bushes as he exits the castle.

The next day

“Here you go, come again” Milky smiles as she hands over a dozen bottles of milk to her customer and waves them goodbye, and attends the next customer in line. As she put away a couple of empty bottles behind the corner “Welcome to Orbit Milk where our dairy products are out of this world, how can I help you?” She speaks with a practiced smile as she gets ready to attend the next customer.

“Oh I don’t know, I was mainly just browsing around.” She immediately recognized the voice and looking up she saw none other than Mark smiling at her. “Wanted to see my marefriend at work, and I have to say so far, I like what I’m seeing.” He mentions glancing at her uniform that looked like a regular milkman uniform from Earth with everything including the hat and bowtie with the exception that instead of pure white hers was blue with stars and comets that made it look like she was actually wearing the milky way ensemble. “Hi Milky.”

“Mark? What are you doing here? Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?” She was pleasantly surprised by his arrival as she had to fight the urge to go and give him a hug over the counter .

“Wanted to surprise you and see your shop, and I mean it Milky you really have something incredible going on here, all your stories don’t do justice to this place.” He compliments as he steps aside. “But we can talk later for now I will just look around, tell me when you have a moment”

She shakes her head and chuckles as she watches him leave and explore the shop, eyeing the cheese section of her place, and noticing the wrapped gift in his arms. Noticing that contrary to what one would believe, Milky’s shop deals with more than only milk sales, cheese, yogurt, ice-cream. Basically any dairy product imaginable was for sale as well as obvious side dishes to eat or drink with them like crackers, cookies, and even some fruits like apples and grapes. An extensive and intriguing concept that Mark was more than eager to explore like a kid in a candy shop. A notion that Milky found both adorable and touching for how much interest he was showing for her work.

“Ah miss?” A mare calls for Milky attention.

“Oh my Celestia! So sorry about that miss! How can I help you?” Milky turns to the customer with an embarrassed smile as she only chuckles and waves her hand. “Oh don’t worry, mare I've been in your horse shoes before, my husband surprise visits me at work all the time, I find it touching when your special someponies show interest in your work right?” She dismisses her concern helping Milky relax as they go over her order without much hassle.

The rest of the day went like any other one as customers kept coming and Milky took their orders with a smile on her face as Mark offered to do some small jobs here and there to help her out like sweeping the floors or helping customers carry their items back to their carts. She was unsure at first but ultimately decided to relent and allow the help which at the end of the day, she appreciated the helping hand.

Once it was closing time and the last customer left her store, Milky let go a sigh of relief and flipped the sign at the front door from open to close before addressing the human in her store. “And with that we are done for today.” She says in pride.

“Have to say Milky I’m impressed, this store of yours was filled to the brim ten minutos ago, and yet you handled everything like it was nothing. Do you really manage this store all by yourself on a daily basis?”

“That is right and I know what you are implying so I will stop you right there, I don’t need any more assistance, like you just saw it, I’m more than enough to handle the rush hour without any problem ever since I opened this little store of mine.” She responded with confidence.

“Oh goodie, stubbornness runs in the family” Mark mutters to himself

“What was that?” Milky asks him with a smile, being unable to hear what he just said.

“I said that I can’t exactly argue with the results, both you and Bon Bon really know your stuff and can really handle the heat like it was nothing.” Mark quickly replies, causing her to blush from the compliment.

“Aww that is so sweet of you.” She then approached and kissed his cheek. “Thanks for helping me with the store, you didn’t have to do it. But I sure as heck appreciated the gesture Marky, you really made my job a lot easier today.”

“It was nothing, and it gave me an opportunity to see you in action. And I have to say, I’m impressed, you really know how to exploit the concept of milk and all the dairy products that come from it” He nods a couple of times while looking around the store, with his arms on his hips that remind him of the present he had in one of his pockets. “Oh right! Milky I hope you don’t mind.” He pulls out the present and hands it over. “I just didn’t want to surprise you empty handed so I got you a little something.”

Intrigued, she opens the present to reveal a diamond necklace with a thin chain on it and the symbol of her cutie mark engraved in a heart shaped ruby. “Oh wow Mark it’s…it’s beautiful” Milky responds before hugging it and looks at him in appreciation as he gets closer and helps her put on, while she looks at herself in a mirror. Once secure she turned around and surprised him with a quick kiss on the lips. “I love it! Thank you” She giggles when he grabs her hips and returns the gesture. “Glad you like it, I hand pick all the materials myself.”

“How thoughtful.” They continue kissing briefly, as Milky hugs him back until things escalate and they soon start to make out, as their tongues start to dance with one another until they have to break it to take a much needed breath.

“Such a lovely gift deserves another, tell me Marky. Would you like to taste a sample of my best milk?” She asks with half lidded eyes.

“I would love that.” Mark reply starting to get excited, getting an idea of what she was referring to.”

She gives him one final kiss before letting him go and heading to the back of the store “I just need a minute, would you lock the door and close the windows before coming to the back room?”

“Sure.” He nods eagerly before getting to work before heading to where she went.

The room was completely dark minus a spot light in the middle of the left wall where there was nothing except a wooden chair. “Please take a seat.” Milky calls from the shadows so he couldn’t exactly pinpoint her location, making him nervous yet excited by this little game she wanted to play.

Gulping some saliva and with his pants starting to get tight, he complies and sits down in time for the lights to be turned off, leaving him in complete darkness. “ Tell me Marky, do you know why my milk is in such demand when any pony could get the same deal from the open market or their local farm?” Milky keeps talking as he starts to hear her unbuttoning and unzipping her pants, following the sound and adjusting to the darkness Mark soon found her standing in front of him as she placed her hat on top of his head and got close to his ear. “Because mine is the best milk in all of Equestria.” She whispered before taking the chance to lick his ear sending shivers down his spine and place him at full mast.

“But don’t take my word...” She stood back and although he couldn’t see her completely he could clearly see her silhouette getting rid of her shirt and tossing aside as she leaned forward until he could feel her right breast virtually touching his lips, as he heard his own pants being unzipped and an exploring hand taking out his dick. “…I will gladly prove it, open wide big boy.”

Not needing further encouragement Mark opens his mouth and leans forward as he starts to suck her succulent breast milk, provoking a moan from Milky as she sits on his lap, and starts rocking her hips soaking his dick with her wet cunny, making him moan in response sending vibrations into her already sensitive nipple as she hugs his head as they keep making the other gasp and moan repeatedly in a slow rhythmic dance of the flesh.

“Do…Do you see it now? How does…how does it taste? It's delicious, right?” Milky manages to question in between moans as Mark finds himself unable to do anything else other than nod in agreement. Moaning his approval as he hugs and caresses her back.

“There is no need to hold…ah!…to hold back Mark. Drink to your heart's content, enjoy your reward for being such a patient and caring coltfriend. You earned it!” Getting adventurous Mark starts to move his hand lower until he reaches her flank and starts to squeeze her flank making her gasp from the surprise before giggling.

“Oh Marky! Getting daring, aren’t we?” She stands up briefly and turns on the lights again flipping a switch behind Mark as they look each other in the eyes, smiling in content, no words were needed as she lined her neden with his pole until the tip touched her, she then descended slowly, until they became one never breaking eye contact.

Standing up Milky was surprise on how easily he manage to support the two before Mark grabs hold of her head and brings her into a deep kiss, that caught her off guard for a moment, as he starts to trust in and out of her, at a slow pace that soon started to gain speed as she matches their rhythm and their actions become more and more primal and intense.

Eventually they move their session to the second floor of her store. That was where she lived and finding her bed they continue as Mark discards his cloths and starts to fuck her like there was no tomorrow.

“Oh my stars! Oh my Celestia. I just…Mark I…I’m cumming!” Milky finally exclaims as they were currently having sex doggy style, making them stop to catch their breath, mostly Milky as they lay down on her bed.

“How…How are you still hard?” She questions in between panting, noticing how he was still inside of her.

“I can’t help it, Milky, laying next to such a beautiful mare, with milk that I could easily get addicted to? It would be impossible not to be hard. Don’t worry I’m not gonna be pressured if you can’t go on. Just rest.” Mark replies, rubbing her shoulder in a caring manner as he slowly pulls out only for Milky to grab it and turn around with a giant grin on her face.

“Milky?”

“Oh you are not going anywhere mister.” Milky tells in between chuckles. “Tonight is milk tasting, and mama wants her drinks too!” She declared before lowering herself and had her turn at sucking at him causing him to flinch and grab the bed sheets at her blowjob technique.

Soon after the room was fill with their collective screams and moans as they continue to fuck the night away like wild animals, in various positions, until they pass out from exhaustion.

Later that morning.

The sounds of chirping birds slowly wake up Mark as he looks at the ceiling before feeling something soft and big pressing against his chest. When he looks down he saw the satisfied smiling face of Milky Way staring back at him with her hair all messed up, completely naked. “Good morning handsome.”

He smiles and holds her cheek with one hand. “Morning to you too gorgeous.” They share a long passionate kiss before breaking apart. “And thank you for the taste sample last night too, it was glorious”

“You weren't half bad yourself, stud” She smirked and got more comfortable on top of him. “I don’t recall the last time I have been fucked like that before. It was intense and wild, and by Celestia, did I love every single minute of it, all seventeen times.” She kisses his check before leaning her head under his chin as he hugs her, and chuckles nervously and with some pink on his cheeks.

“Glad you like it…Milky I just wanted to tell you. Last time I got carried away but I swear I’m not like that, I really want our relationship…”

“…Shhh” Milky stops him by placing a finger on his lips “I know, sweetie I know, that is why last night ended up the way it did. I would have never done the things I did with anyone else. Only you.” She leaned up so they could see eye to eye. “I have been waiting for this ever since our date at ponyville and by the stars the wait was more than worth it, so trust me. I know you don’t just want a physical relationship.”

He let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. “You have no idea the weight you just lifted off my shoulders honey, because I really don’t want this to end just because I couldn’t control myself.”

“That is ok, I don’t think I can control myself either, now what do you say if we go for eighteen?!” She exclaims in hunger before launching herself into a deep kiss with him.