Dreaming, About The Fever Dream...

After emptying almost your entire wallet, you finally got that electric guitar you always wanted. An Imanez Jio GRG170DX. You carry it on your back as you decided to walk home because of the extra weight.

You remember your first ever guitar as you continue to walk home. You remember how it felt to finally have one. You remember all those years you spent practicing on it. You remember...

You are shortly cut off by a group of 7 ponies and a baby dragon. You recognize all of them from left to right.

Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Starlight Glimmer

"Hello " greets Twilight. "I see you're walking now, what's up?"

You mentally cringe at the last sentence. "Hey guys." you say. They all greet back at the same time.

"Uhhh... I got myself a belated Hearth's Warming gift." you continue.

"What is it?" Twilight asks. You reply "Can you guess?"

"Let's see..." she says as you and the rest of the mane 6 walk over to the local McGronald's. "Is it the new ePhone?"

"Could you be anymore wrong?" you reply. "Anypony else wanna try?"

"Can't you just show us already?" Rainbow Dash says impatiently.

"Alright then..." you say as you take the guitar off your back.

You gently place the guitar down, you unzip the cover and show them. They all look at your newly bought prized possession.

"Is that..." Rainbow Dash says.

"The most expensive guitar ever?" you say jokingly.

"That. Is. So. AWESOME!!!" she screams.

You almost go deaf from the sheer amount of decibels that pride colored narcissist just produced.

"Yeah..." you say.

"Can I play something, please, please, please, please, please?" she whines.

"WeLl i WaNtEd To Be ThE fIrSt OnE tO pLaY oN iT bEcAuSe I bOuGhT iT bUt SuUuuUUUuurrRre..." you say sarcastically.

"Thank you so, so much." she energetically praises.

You curse at yourself mentally as she carefully picks up Your guitar. She begins playing some chords on it and it slowly begins to fade into the beginning of Queen's: Don't Stop Me Now. When all of a sudden, she starts fucking singing.

"Well at least it's something good." you think.

You and the rest of the mane 6 except Rainbow are ordering inside the McGronald's. There is a very long line where the only register is. You and the rest wonder what the hold up is. You tell the 7 you'll go find a table. On the way you spot a Karen. It's Berry Punch.

"She's probably just drunk again." you think to yourself.

You find and save a table for you and the others. You go back in line and tell them that Berry Punch is the cause of this. Then immediately after, Fluttershy walks to go speak to her. But that's a story for another time.

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After over a whole hour of Dash playing Queen songs in front of a McGronald's on the first day of the new year, everypony including you starts getting tired. Rainbow Dash on the other hoof, looks like she'll be here until morning. You just finished your hayburger and fries and said goodbye to them and stood up from your seat and walk to the door. While she's midway through Ponemian Rhapsody you interrupt her and say:

"Miss Rainbow Ding Dang Darn-it Dash, while I enjoy your makeshift concert, I would kindly ask you to end your fun immediately and gently return my Imanez Jio at this very moment." you quickly say.

"Alright then, fine." she answers sadly.

"I'll bring it with me next time around." you say to her.

You start packing up the guitar and put it back on your back.

"You know the rest of your friends have been in there for over an hour having a good time." you say to her. "Why don't you, go inside, and order something. Hm??"

"Oh, really?" she says. "I've been out here for that long?"

"Y e s"

"Oh." she replies

You say your final farewells to her as she does the same. She goes in and you turn around and start heading back home. Again.