Calamity x AJ

by FlatChest26

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Crossover, Dark, Applejack, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Spike, Comedy, Sex
Length: 3640

When Apple Jack finally meets her match, crazy antics will ensue

One day, Apple Jack finally meets someone from Fortnite. The fortnite creator skin, Calamity, with red eyes. The durr burger, is all it took. With just a little bit of edginess and some unintelligent, join us as we watch something awesome (poggers). Estonia

*IRONIC CONTENT WARNING*

Published 2021-07-13 22:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-10-03 03:33:02 UTC

The Cummening

Author's Note

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The Cummening

The moon beams down across the vast fields of Sweet Apple Acres, your coat is slick with sweat. You sigh,

"Well, that's it for the day, I guess."

Spike responds, "We got a lot of stuff done today, Aj." You start pulling the cart filled with apples to the barn, Spike following behind.

"So... what are your plans for tomorrow?" Spike asks sheepishly.

You sigh annoyedly, "Same as today."

Spike twiddles his thumbs, "Well, I was just thinking, we should try out this restaurant thing. Uh, I heard it's pretty cool, and stuff..."

You look confused, "Yeah, no. I just said I got stuff to do tomorrow,"

Spike looks down, even more nervous, "I know, but I just thought-"

"Hey guys, what's up!" Discord says, with a SUSpicious grin.

"The sky..." You respond irritated,

"Oh hey discord, I was just discussing an idea to go to this restaurant with Apple Jack" Spike says sheepishly.

Discord smiles at how eager Spike wants to go out with Apple Jack and decides to help him, "That's hot. I can help with that right now!"

The God of Chaos snaps his fingers and a restaurant appears.

You look up at the building that just appeared in front of you and sigh even more again, "Man, I just wanna get some shut eye already,"

"Woah!" exclaims Spike, "That is exactly the restaurant I was thinking of, thanks discord!"

Your eyes lock on the huge burger with small bulging eyes on top and tongue that sticks out the front. You move your gaze downward and read the sign saying 'Durr Burger'.

"What. the fuck," you say.

"Applejack, look at how beautiful it is!" Spike says cheerfully. You don't care, it looks stupid, you're tired, you want to rest, and Discord’s antics are the last things you want to deal with.

"I'm going home," You say, Discord and Spike frown at your lack of enthusiasm. Despite their whining, you continue pulling the cart all the way to your barn. You unload the apples you've spent the whole day gathering. By the time you're finished, Spike is already almost there. You don't have time for this annoying dragon so you just speed up and hope that you can get home before he says anything.

You push open your door, "Ma! I'm back from the orch- wait what?" You're confused, you don't remember your house having tiles, or a counter with a cash register, and a food menu? You're in the damn restaurant! Discord probably did this! There's people inside of this restaurant, no ponies, just weird humanoid creatures. Some look at you, confused by the orange pony that just walked in. Spike finally catches up behind you, bumping into you.

"Woah, I don't remember your house having tiles, or... or a cash register, or a-"

"Yes, this is the restaurant y'all wanted me to go to, Discord must've connected it to my door," You tell the idiot dragon. You can almost imagine the dumb smug grin on Discord's face right now, how irritating. You look at the weird bipedal creatures around you, the closest of them is blonde and wearing a suit, he appears to be having a very intense phone call. You scan the rest of the establishment, seeing more weird creatures, such as a pink bear, a gold man, a banana, and a weird bitch with a white shirt and a star. You see Spike already approaching the counter. You run over to him,

"We’re not eating here!" you scold.

"Hello there, individuals. What is it that you would be interested in ordering?" says the person at the counter, wearing the stupid burger on their head. You sigh, not wanting to make a scene and act normally.

Spike begins, "Uhhhh I would like, I would like 2 number 9's, a number 9 large-"

"Spike, that's too much," you tell him.

He squeaks, "Oh, sorry. Just the number 9 large, please."

"That is okay, next person. What food item would you be intrigued to order?" The burger man says. You're annoyed even by the way he talks, you can't really think with this much on your nerves. You try to find anything interesting to look at. Eventually, you spot the tip of what you presume is a cowboy. You look a bit closer, attempting to see if you're correct about it. The stupid banana thing is blocking your way.

You can't help but be incredibly curious about the wearer of that hat, you hardly ever see anyone dressed like you. If only this banana would move out the way.

"What are you looking at," Spike asks, too short to see what you're trying to see.

"I'm trying to see past this banana, let me get a better view," you say.

"Are you or are you not going to order?" says the burger man.

You look back at him, "N-no, I'm not going to order."

You walk over to a better spot and are immediately greeted by the sight of a beautiful girl in western attire. At that exact same moment, someone bumps into you and spills their water.

"Oops, I'm so sorry," says the woman who spilled their drink, it kind of sounds like Twilight.

You turn around, "Twilight...? What... what are you?" you asked, confused by how she's dressed.

She shushes you, "Twilight? Who are you talking about, haha.... I'm Jessica," She nervously coughs and pulls out a rag, drying your coat. You look at her confused, you can clearly see that it's twilight under the uniform but you decide not to ask further. Twilight, finishes up and picks up the cup,

"I'm gonna clean this up now, haha," she walks away to grab cleaning supplies. You go back to looking at that cowgirl, she's sitting alone, passively chewing on fries while looking out the window. She seems to be thinking about something.

Spike calls to you, "I'm just gonna go sit over there and wait for the food, I-I guess."

You walk over to the cowgirl sitting alone, she doesn't notice you.

"H-Howdy," you greet. She snaps to your attention, looking down at you. You realize that you probably look really weird to her.

She responds, "Oh, howdy. I'm guessing you're from a crossover or something,"

"A what?"

"Nothing. What do you want?" She asks, looking at you with her strangely crimson pupiled eyes.

"I-I just wanted to ask you, if you'd like to talk, o-or something." You ask, a slight blush on your cheeks. You sit across from her and she giggles.

"What makes you so interested in me that you want to talk?" she asks. She leans forward and puts her elbow on the table, her hand pressing on her cheek, supporting her head. She traces small little circles with her finger on the table. You don't know what would be the best response, and you're finding it hard to think with such a beautiful woman in front of you

"Oh you know... I just wanted to see if you'd like to- um. I-it's because you're interesting!" you said that horribly, she can tell you're nervous, "My name is Apple Jack, but you can call me Aj, haha." you say, rubbing the back of your head nervously. She smiles and scoots forward a bit more.

"I'm Calamity, nice to meet ya," she says charmingly. You begin to feel something, something against your leg. It pokes at your inner thigh, you yelp. You look down, incredibly flustered.

Calamity licks her lips, "What's this?" she coos. Her sock clad foot threatens your visible nether regions, she gently brushes her toe against it. You squeal and clamp your thighs closed instinctively, her foot backs away. You wanna scream at her for messing with that part of your body like this, especially in public. For some reason, you just keep your mouth shut and close your eyes.

Calamity chuckles, "You found me interesting, alright. You're soaking wet down there,"

You're screwed, you could easily get out of this, but you know that you don't want to. You let out a whimper and part your legs. Her foot prods your entrance once more, you have no clue what to say to this. She probably notices your lack of resistance.

She speaks to you quietly, "I know this is what you really want, so just relax, darling,". She presses her foot against your crotch and begins to move it around in circles, sending gentle waves of pleasure through your body. Your legs twitch and your body reacts without your permission. You cover your mouth with your hoof. She slows down a little bit,

"You're more sensitive than I thought. Don't worry, we wouldn't want to attract too much attention," she grins slightly. You pray to Celestia that Spike doesn't look over here. You moan softly into your hoof, your face is so hot. Suddenly, Calamity speeds up a little, pushing her foot harder. It's enough to make your whole body shudder and your legs attempt to close again. She seems to move her foot precisely so that she has full control over your body's arousal. You slowly lean back and let your legs drift apart even further. Calamity changes from stepping on it to pushing her toes against and slightly into your entrance. You feel her toes rubbing along the walls of your insides. She gently pushes her big toe into your clit and gently moves it around. Her movements are so gentle, you feel the warmth quickly spreading across your body and building up. You're too hot to think about anything right now, there could be people watching and you wouldn't even know. Calamity doesn't seem to be getting any softer so you assume that either no one has noticed or she doesn't care.

You hear a tiny proud laugh come from Calamity, but it's quickly overpowered by an overwhelming feeling shooting through your body. You silently squeal in delight, your body spasming as waves of pleasure hit you. Your head finally clears somewhat. Before you can take a look to make sure no one noticed, Spike's voice snaps you out of your daze.

"Hey, you're not asleep are you?" Spike asks, poking you. You take your hoof away from your mouth and lean forward,

you respond, "N-no, I was-,"

"She was just taking a second to rest her eyes. She said she was tired, so you should take her home to rest. She and I had a wonderful talk though!" Calamity cuts you off. Woah, you say to yourself.

Spike chuckles, "You didn't really have any time for me I guess, that's fine." he sounds a bit sad. Your heart is still thumping incredibly hard.

You get up from the seat, standing next to Spike. You look back at Calamity, she smiles with her eyes closed. You look away, slightly confused about this entire thing. You and Spike leave the stupid restaurant. You find yourselves outside your house again, you quickly check the door and it seems to have returned to being your normal house.

"See you tomorrow," Spike says, waving at you. You sigh and wave back, then you head inside. It's a bit later than usual, but you finally get some sleep.

Appletiddies

Author's Note

The meaning is LITERALLY IN FRONT OF YOU

Appletiddies

The late afternoon sun shines overhead, you carry the cart of apples through the orchard slowly, an annoying purple dragon running his mouth follows closely behind you.

"A-and that was when I was like. No she shouldn't be here, but then she said. Oh, I forgor 💀"

Spike giggles and holds his belly, you let out a sigh.

"Ha.. ha.." you respond.

You've gotten just about sick and tired of this dragon spending everyday bothering you while you work. "And so I said back-"

"Spike." you cut him off. He blinks,

"What is it, AJ?"

You tell him."Please, make yourself useful and go harvest those apples over there for me."

You pointed to the large tree far off to your right, ripe apples hang high up in it's tree branches. Spike looks at it nervously. He begins

"O-oh, I uh.. don't think I can.."

"Spikee..~" you say in a slightly more cutesy voice, you hear him let out a little squeak. He's immediately entranced, "Please be a dearie and do that for me, it won't take long..~"

Spike blushes and rubs the back of his head, chuckling nervously, "I-i mean, it's just that, I've never really been to good at picking apples and stuff and that tree looks kinda big and s-stuff.. aah.." He starts to speak quietly, you can't tell what he's saying. You don't say anything, you just look at him with a needy expression. Eventually he gives in,

"Alright alright, fine! I'll be back in a jiffy," He says with fake confidence,"Wait here until I get back!". You smile reassuringly. He blushes and gives you a thumbs up before turning around and running off into the forest to harvest that tree. That's when you immediately drop your smile and start to break it back to your house, tugging the whole cart of apples behind you.

You quickly made it home, finally away from that annoying idiot dragon. You stop to take a breath before trotting along to the barn normally, you pass your brother.

"Howdy, Big Mac," you casually greet, he responds with the same old, "Eeeyup,".

You start unloading the apples into the barn. After you finish, you walk over by the hillside and take a seat in the shade under the tree. You close your eyes and let out a relaxed sigh, enjoying the quiet. You think back to what happened the other day, when Discord decided to send you to that weird fast food joint and that cow girl, Calamity, she molested you under the table. You drool slightly, it's the only comforting thing in recent memory. Your hoof slowly moves down your chest and down between your thighs, you moan a bit as you start to pleasure yourself to the memory of Calamity.

"AJ you fucking bitch slut hoe, what in god's name are you doing"

"AAGGH!" You scream as you're Immediately pulled back from your daydream by Twilight's voice screaming at you. You blush and tuck your thighs together to hide what you were doing. Twilight walks around the tree and sees you.

"T-twilight?! W-what do you want?!" you say, trying to hide your visible blush. She walks over and bonks you on the head.

"Ow.." you whine.

"Grrr. Applejack, I saw your horny ass with Calamity at that table the other day, did you guys seriously need to do that shit in public?!" Twilight says, bonking you more.

"How the hell did ya even find out about that? W-wait you were there..? Oh right, I forgot." You flashback to that waitress who bumped into you.

"Jessica... heh" you smirk and bonk her back.

Twilight squints, "Oh.. so you did see me through the disguise.. hmm." She closes her eyes and recomposed herself.

"So wait, you were watchin me when I was at the Burger Place? But what for?" You ask. Twilight responds

"Well after Discord sent you guys to that restaurant, he went to bother me in my library. I told his horny ass to fuck off and he put me in that waitress outfit and sent me to go keep watch of you guys."

"He actually placed me right on top of you so thats why I spilt the drinks immediately and came out of nowhere."

You look around, "Um, okay then. So, why are you here right, now."

She responds, "Oh, I was just looking for Spike. He was just with you right?"

"Oh.." You let out a huff, "I ditched him back there because he was annoying the crap out of me,"

Twilight sighs, "Ah.. I see.."

She turns around, "Well, if you see him, tell him he needs to go to Fluttershy's, it's urgent."

You look at her confused, "The hell do they want with him?"

Twilight just trots along, "None of your business, just tell him for me. Thanks." she waves her hoof at you and walks off.

You frown and look out into the distance, the sun is starting to set already. You sigh, you don't really want to interact with him another time today, but you still don't wanna let down Twilight. You sigh and start to go off in the direction where you ditched him, you'll start from there.

Cocktrap

Author's Note

Best boy moment

Cocktrap

"W-woah! Ah!" Spike yelps as he falls from the tree branch, the 4 apples he collected drop onto the ground and he lands on his butt. Spike gets up and picks all the apples off the ground. He smiles softly,

"Hey, that wasn't so bad! I didn't get all the apples, but 4 of them is still good! I wonder if Applejack will be happy with these.."

Spike cheerfully runs off to the spot where he left AJ at, he stops and looks around in confusion when he realizes she's gone.

"O-oh man, did I go the wrong way? Applejack! Where did you go?"

Spike looks around worriedly, he starts to aimlessly run through the orchard, like stupid ass bitch ass motha' fuckin' dragon.

As he wanders around, the apple trees start to look like normal pine wood trees and the sounds of forest life get louder. He's wandered into the forest.

Spike stops and takes in his surroundings.

"O-okay, this is not where I need to be.. Oh crap, oh man! What do I do?!" Spike can see the moon and stars overhead, his legs start to tremble. He nervously starts to step back where he came, but it doesn't look the same, everything looks completely different than anything he's seen before. How did he mess up this badly?

Spike can hear footsteps somewhere nearby, he nervously calls out, "A-AJ? D-did you come find me?". Spike gets no response. He cautiously walks forward and suddenly the footsteps are right behind him. Spike let's out a scream as a pair of hands grab his sides and pick up his tiny little body,

"N-no! Let me go! P-put me down!" He cries, flailing his arms wildly. His eyes are frozen shut, the hands squeeze him gently.

"Oh, it's just you." She says coldly as she looks down at Spike squirming in her grip. Spike opens his eyes after he hears the voice,

"H-huh?!" he says, he sees a pair of soft glowing crimson red pupils gazing over his face. They illuminate the face of a dark skinned woman with soft facial features and a cowboy hat. Spike recognizes her from the Durr Burger restaurant The woman mutters,

"Ah, you're that little dragon from the restaurant, heh. What ya doin all the way out here? Shouldn't ya be with that pony, Apple boob or whatever her name was.."

"A-a-applejack.." Spike nervously says, "P-please put me down, miss."

She glances at his shaking hands and puts him down,

"Sorry bout that, couldn't see ya too well so I was just gettin a look at your face. Ya seem to be lost or somethin." She looks down at the little dragon, he only comes up to about her knee. Spike rubs his knuckles together nervously,

"W-well I was just getting these apples for Applejack and I got sorta lost while trying to look for her and stuff.. Now, I have no clue where I am, soo yeah" Spike explains.

Calamity looks down at him, "Huh."

Spike gasps, "Oh crap! I dropped the apples somewhere back there, there's no way I'm gonna find them now! AJ is going to be so disappointed in me." Spike starts to tear up. Calamity looks down at him, thinking about something. It started to rain.

Rain pours down on Spikes head and Calamity's hat and trench coat.

"Well, I better get ya somewhere safe then, lil guy." Calamity says, "Come 'ere.". Spike gasps as She picks him up again and hugs him close to her body so that he's shielded from the rain by her hat. Calamity carries him as she walks.

"W-wait, but what are you even doing here, I thought Discord only allowed us to go to your world." Spike says.

"Our worlds can connect in other ways. A rift opened not to long ago and I jumped in, then I ended up in this forest. You're lucky that I was here, heheh." She pats him on the head as they continue to walk.

"W-where are we going?" Spike asks.

"Well.. I'm headin in the direction that the river is flowin downstream. Hopin' it don't flood from the rain while we're down here." She looks down at Spike, "Hopefully it takes us somewhere where civilization is,"

Spike looks at her with his mouth open, "Woah, that's really smart!" He gives her chest a big big hug. She chuckles lightly and pats him again. Spike eyes feel heavier as she pats him. The light vibrations of her movement combined with her warm soft body pressed against him. Spike yawns and lays on her shoulders, closing his eyes gently. Calamity notices and holds him a bit tighter.

"Thank you so much... cowboy woman.." He yawns.

"Name's Calamity, hun." She says,

"Calamity hun." Spike repeats.

"Heheh. Nah it's just Calamity. Ya sound like you could use some shut eye so why don't you rest a bit for now, you're safe with me,". She smiles at him. Spike yawns again,

"You know.. maybe I will..." he mutters softly, he slowly drifts off to sleep on her shoulder. Calamity rubs his head softly and looks up, she can see a shack over the horizon.