The Royal Wonder

Diamond Sword made them all tea as they sat in the living room. All of them were still in awe of the state the royal guards were in when Machismo opened the door. It turned out that she had been gone a long while and they got a tiny bit antsy while waiting. They were going to go looking for her, but then their phones blew straight up as Seraphine was found at Silvia Windmane’s modeling building. They figured they could stay there for a bit while they waited for her to get back, since she seemed to be living it up quite well in Machismo’s arms.

“Yeah, we really thought we had a bit more time.” Grem admitted, making Mac chuckle some as her cheeks reddened. “We were planning to clean the sheets.”

“We still are.” Diamond said as he passed out tea cups to all of them. Sera took hers with two sugars, milk and honey. “You know, we would have gladly left this meeting to tomorrow if we’d known you were wanting to try your hand at modeling. It’s not like we need to be attached at the hip. We just need to know where you are.”

“Yes, well, I was told you would be here tomorrow.” Sera sipped her tea with the dainty manners of a royal princess as she was taught for years. “I had no idea Ranchtown was so open with the subject of carnal pleasures.” She admitted, causing both Grem and Diamond’s eyes to dart toward Machismo, who didn’t seem to take notice.

“So, your grace, how long have you known Machismo? Did you both just meet?” Grem asked, purring a little loudly. Diamond caught on immediately and grinned toward her.

“Yes, he gave me a ride home and I told him I would thank him for saving me from that crowd.” She said as she placed her teacup on the side table. “In fact, I should get to that now.” Sera said as she got up from her seat. All three of them stopped sipping in that moment as she smiled and blushed, walking over to her knight in shining armor, who was ironically the only other one not wearing armor. Grem’s interest was immediately piqued as she watched the very unique princess get down on her knees and slump herself on top of him. She was careful not to poke him with her horn as she nuzzled herself into his chest, her arms wrapping around his back.

“Ohhh,” Machismo placed his cup off to the table beside him and placed his arms around her as well. She nuzzled her cheek into his pectoral muscle, feeling the wonderful warmth of his bare fur against her. His hands went to her back as well, rubbing her tenderly, making her close her eyes and coo a bit. “Well, this is nice.” He whispered, smiling, making her heart warm up.

Both Grem and Diamond’s eyes and mouths were gawking to the extent that he nearly dropped his very expensive teacup. With how they “screwed” up earlier, he really wasn’t wanting to give her any more reasons to talk them down toward the royal family. They looked at each other and began to wonder about what kind of relationship this was. There was obviously nothing wrong with what they were doing but… this was Machismo!

“So, Princess?” Grem asked, causing Sera to hum in acknowledgement. The bat pony blew out a few quick breaths to find the right words. “Has Machismo’s career interested you in the past?”

This brought a glare from Machismo, one that made Grem’s eyes widen in an apologetic hand wave.

“No, but his modeling helped me start up my own modeling. Now I’ve had exposure as such.” She said as she leaned her chin onto his chest, smiling up at him. Her smile was infectious, as it brought a smile to his lips as he looked downward toward her. “Thank you so much, Mac. I don’t know if I can ever repay you.”

“Yeah, about that exposure,” Diamond said as he held up his cellphone. “Your photos with him have reached around two million views and were already sold for about three million bits.”

“Wait, wha?” Machismo asked as he leaned to the side and grabbed his own phone. It turned out his social media profile was already hitting new heights and his e-mail was buzzed to the max with offers from companies he’d either never heard of or hadn’t heard from in years. “Whoa, looks like you already repaid me, your royal babeness.”

Both royal guards irked at the very colloquial title he’d said to her, but if she didn’t mind, neither of them were going to correct him. Either way, it was getting rather late as the sun had already gone down over the horizon with very little light left. Diamond motioned for Grem and she nodded, getting up from the couch.

“Well, either way, we are happy to have you here, your majesty.” Grem said, and both of them bowed toward her. “We are at your command, day and night. Just press the little button on your phone and we will rush over to you, no matter where we are.”

“Yes, and please, your highness, do let us know when you are going out in public alone. We cannot stress enough how dangerous it is on the city streets.” Diamond said, holding his hand to his gold and white checkered breast plate. The design on his armor was like that of a four-squared banner with a diamond shape in one square and a sword in the one diagonal to it. “If anything were you happen to you, we could not imagine.” He said, looking toward Grem, who nodded.

Sera lifted herself from Machismo and nodded toward her two armored caretakers. “Thank you for your service, my brave knights. I promise, I will not pull another stunt like that without your knowledge. You are free to do as you will.” Seraphine nodded once again.

As they were dismissed, both Diamond and Grem bowed once again and turned to exit the house. They set the alarm on their way out and made sure the security systems were still good before leaving.

“Does that mean you need to go too?” Seraphine asked as she turned toward the muscular stallion sitting in the chair beside her.

“I dunno, that’s really your call, Princess.” He shrugged, holding up his hands.

“Oh, Mac, it’s Sera or ‘your royal babeness’. I can’t stand being Princess twenty-four seven.” She sputtered off to the side and leaned backward, popping her spine a bit in relief. “But no! I don’t want you to go!” She said with some excitement, making him blink a bit. “I want to know all about your career! You seem to be ever so popular and your modeling must have spanned far and wide, right?”

“Ah, yeah, well, about that.” He said as he eyed his phone, then looked over at her. “I’ve only been modeling for about a year. It’s a cool gig, but I had some trouble getting into it because of my…” He eyed her again, then eyed his phone again. “Other career.”

“Are you not a famous model?” She asked, cocking her head to the side, obviously confused.

“Depends on your definition of model, I guess.” He said as he reluctantly started to open a browser on his phone. “When I hit twenty years old, I hooked up with a friend of mine and she was in the exotic video business. She asked if I wanted to do some shoots with her and I said yeah.”

“Wait, exotic video business?” Sera asked, suddenly putting the puzzle pieces together.

“Yeah, porn.” He said, holding up a Cloptube profile of himself. The profile picture was of him in a little black banana hammock that clearly showed the outline of his cock and testicles. Beside the profile picture was an entire barrage of videos. Some of them ranged from five minutes to an hour long. “I was a bit of an overnight success thanks to a few… outstanding attributes.”

“Attributes…” She said in something of a dreamy, disbelieving voice. That was when her eyes went down to his swim trunks. She’d felt him against her chest and didn’t really give it a second thought. Waves upon waves of thoughts clouded her at that moment. She sat down with a sigh and he looked off to the side for a moment, trying to think of the right words to explain.

“Babe, I really didn’t plan for it to go this far, I’m not really in the market for a mare right this minute.” Mac admitted, causing her to give a tiny gasp and look at him. “I have to tell you, the whole porno industry did a number on me. I wasn’t exactly treated like a pony should be treated. I was more like a piece of meat.” Her eyes widened as he said this.

“What do you mean?” The sudden thought of someone trying to eat him occurred but she reasoned that thought away.

“A lot of guys say they would love to get into the erotic stuff. It’s all just sex and money. What more could a stallion want than to be a stud up for grabs? Well, it’s a lot more than that.” He leaned back in his chair, brushing his hand through his shoulder length hair with a sigh. “I didn’t have real mare friends. They were just there for sex. There was no relationship. I got with Pink Lips a lot and was just kinda there for her to use as a sex toy. She’d call and I’d come over and then she’d fall asleep and I’d leave.” His eyes were very serious then. The moment recalled when he was ready to fight someone who broke in earlier. Seeing him serious like this was such a difference in his demeanor, it was frightening to some degree. It was also somewhat disheartening. “Not gonna to lie, I fell into it pretty hard. After a while it was just girls who wanted to see my…” He looked down at his lap. “Rod, and they’d even buy me drinks and food and stuff just so they could get a picture with it. The relationships were so fake, one day, I just left.”

“You left? Who did you leave?” She raised an eyebrow at this.

“All of it. I got out of it. I’d made enough money to move on and take it easy for a while. People would run into me, mares mostly, and wanted a good time with one of the bigger guys in the industry, but I was done. At that point, it became so mundane that I was looking for every way out of it. When it comes down to wanting to avoid sex, that’s when you know you’ve hit rock bottom.” Machismo became somber in his tone. He looked over at her to see her eyes were wobbling, filled with tears that hadn’t yet fallen. She covered her muzzle with both hands as she sat in the chair adjacent to his. Then he chuckled a little bit. “But then in walks this stellar babe. And wow, she knocked me for a loop.” This drew a puzzled look from Seraphine. “She was hot, smart, clever, sweet as a peach, she had to be that snowflake that was unlike any other. Didn’t know who I was, didn’t ask me to see my junk and didn’t want me to answer a bunch of stupid questions while I focus on a new career that was harder than hell to get started.”

“What?” She looked hopeful, but no less puzzled as he smiled at her, chuckling. “Who is she?”

“Sera, you gotta know how much of a breath of fresh air you’ve been for me today. If you would tell me I was going home with a princess, I’d tell you you were crazy or tipsy.” He said as he stood up in front of her and she looked upward toward the much taller stallion. “I gotta tell you, just when I was about to give up on girls. Some royal cutie comes outta nowhere and interrupts my beach bod shoot.”

She blinked at this, her cheeks reddening to their utmost flush point. With such a man telling her that she caused him such happiness, how could she not become ever so flattered? He took one step toward her and pulled her out of her seat to stand. She felt his hands slide up her sides and wrap around her, sensually caressing her as he rubbed up to her shoulder blades. Her breath could produce steam at this point as she felt his warmth, it was exhilarating! Her eyes gazed into his, they were so confident, so charismatic in their look as he smiled back at her.

Then he kissed her. His lips impacted hers softly, causing her to whimper within his mouth as her hands became paralyzed and her heart skipped every other beat in shock and awe. Her mind was cut in twain as part of her wanted to run while the other part told her to indulge in this as it was the right thing to do. To her surprise, she leaned into him and felt his lips rub against hers as his hand moved up to the back of her neck and his warmth filled her body. It was everything she expected and more. Still in that tiny white and gold bathing suit, her body pressed against his, feeling every ripple of his muscular torso against hers, her hands laying hands on his wonderfully warm dorsals.

That’s when they broke their kiss. Her heart was going a mile a minute and her head was filled with bright, glimmering lights with a pleasant hymn.

“Should we,” His hand groped her butt cheek and her eyes shot wide open. “Take this to the bedroom?” He asked in his usual, casually cool demeanor.

“M-Mac, wait.” She said, and his hand moved back up her back as he drew a puzzled look toward her. Sera looked off to the side with her face turning beet red and she leaned her head back onto his chest. “I’m…” There was a longer pause. “I’m a virgin.”

It was his turn to raise both eyebrows and show the whites of his eyes. He pursed his lips and blinked as he stared down at her blushing face.

“Yes, in the school I was at, it was forbidden to engage in any lewd or inappropriate relations.” Her face turned up toward him and it looked like he was processing all of the implications this presented. To her surprise, he didn’t seem put off by any of this. In fact, he was starting to look more and more intrigued by the second. To further the general pattern that night had in rhythm, it was her turn to grow confused.

“So, you’ve never done any of that stuff?” He asked, cocking his head a little to the side as the alicorn’s face grew red again.

“Well, I mean, I’ve been able to take care of myself. I learned enough about it to know that sexual tension was starting to take form within me and one night it got so bad that I couldn’t sleep. So, I--” She looked up at him to see he was listening very intently.

“In my first orgasm, I did it under my bed covers and didn’t know I’d completely mess up the sheets.” Machismo said, making Sera’s jaw hit the floor.

“You didn’t know about ejaculations?” She asked, then realized what she said.

“Nah, I barely knew what I was doing. All I knew was I was getting hard and my guy just wasn’t going back down. I didn’t bother telling anyone or cleaning it up. I just got so relieved and tired, so I just went to sleep.” He said, seeing her face turn completely red as she started to giggle uncontrollably.

“And no one noticed?” She asked.

“My brother said the room smelled weird the next morning.” He admitted and she lost it. She laughed so hard, tears started to gather in her eyes before they streamed down her face. Sera found it increasingly difficult to breathe at one point, especially when she looked at Machismo and it was his turn to give a very nervous, smiling blush.

“That’s amazing. What does it smell like?” Seraphine asked when she finally calmed down a little bit. He pondered her question, grunting.

“You know, that’s a good question. It’s not really like anything else, honestly. You just smell it and that’s pretty much what you associate it with. I guess the closest comparison would be soup.” He pondered more.

“Soup?” She tried to see if he was kidding, but he could only shrug.

“Soup, that’s all I got.” Then he thought for a moment about what he was telling her. “You know, I never told anyone that story before.”

“You didn’t? I thought lot’s of people would be curious about your first orgasm. That seems like it would be a special time for you.” She said, and he shrugged again.

“No one cared to ask. Like I said before, I’ve never been in any real, meaningful relationships. The closest thing I had was Pink Lips and she only asked me about stuff out of random curiosity. She did care about me, but not in… you know… that way.” He saw that she was growing a bit worrisome from this new information. “Yeah, I’ve already made my peace with it. My friends are mostly there for collaborations and my childhood friends either want to get me in bed or decided that the porn life isn’t for them, so they just cut ties.”

“How awful! They’re your childhood friends, they couldn’t love you for who you are? That’s just cruel! What about your par--” As soon as she said the first syllable, he grew a bit of a pained look and gazed off to the side.

“Yeah, that is a much, much worse story.” The grimace he gave made her cringe. She held onto him once again and nuzzled her cheek into his chest.

“I-I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you open old wounds.” Sera placed her hands on his chest and looked up at him.

“Hey, it’s cool, Sera. That’s just a story for another time.” He noticed that he didn’t make her feel any better. “So, I can tell the whole sex thing is out, but can I--” She placed a finger against his lips to stop him. Then she met his lips with another kiss, this time she pushed him down into his chair and straddled on top of him as she wrapped her arms around his head. This time she wanted to try something new.

Her tongue slid into his mouth and he graciously accepted it with his own. Their two mouth muscles rubbed against one another and pushed against the other as her lips rubbed softly against his. He even began to suck on her lower lip a little bit, causing her to give a small moan. She was no stranger to sexual arousal but the damp spot in her bikini bottoms was growing at an alarming rate. It didn’t help that she squatted a little lower and felt the tip of his erection press against her crotch, causing her to gasp and make her eyes widen.

“Oh, sorry.” He said with an awkward chuckle as he looked off to the side.

One look between her legs and she noted that he was about as long as her forearm, probably longer! The outline of his straight standing erection even had a tiny spot of precum dampening the tip of his towering cock.

“Oh, my.” She said in a breathless voice. Machismo was so caught up in the moment that he’d lost himself, it seemed. As hard as he tried to will himself down, it was not working at all. “Can I…” She tried to think of some way to say this without sounding like every other girl in Equestria that met him and wanted to have a one night stand. She grunted a little bit, at a loss for words to say to such a display of phallic power.

“You want to see it?” He asked and almost laughed at how cute her embarrassed face was, but he knew he needed to keep at least a bit of respect. Still, the way her face lit up red and her eyes squinted while her cheeks puffed into a pouty face almost made him melt.

Then she heard a fwip from underneath her. As soon as her eyes went downward to his crotch they lit up in a shining look of admiration and intensity. Her heart was beating in her chest as she bit her lower lip. She climbed off of his lap as he pulled the hem of his trunks down to show her the head of his penis and the top half of his shaft. The whole thing was a fleshy pinkish with a slight tan. She could see the hole for his urethra and the cylindrical shape the whole thing stood. Her face was a mask of fascination as she got a close look, having never seen one up close in her entire life. The closer she got, the more the smell entered her senses.

“Oh, wow.” She said, seeing more and more of it as he pulled the hem downward. That was when she got a close look at his balls, the function of which eluded her at the moment. “Okay, okay you can put it… back now.” She said as she suddenly turned away from it. Her bottoms soaked through and her entire body twitched but she had to remind herself that she barely knew this stallion, no matter how amazingly dreamy he was. True to her word, he complied, stretching his swim trunks over his very long erection in an attempt to cover it while only accentuating its shape and causing her to stumble a little as she got off of him.

He held her hand to steady her a bit and she nodded her thanks to him as she straightened herself. Sera stood there, wobbling, unsure of what to do with herself at this point. The awkward tension was enough to make her burst. How he must have felt about her. Mac told her that every girl and their cousin asked to see his huge throbbing cock and here she was, doing the exact same thing. After all of those kind words he said about her and she had to throw it all away.

“If you wanted to leave,” She swallowed hard as her legs finally stopped twitching. “I would--” Then he loomed over her and she felt that warmth in her cheeks as it emitted from his body like heat radiating from a teapot.

“Sera, you got some chops that would shame a nun. It’s no wonder you’re a true princess.” He said this and her jaw dropped a bit as she looked into his eyes to see he really meant every word. “If you want, I’ll show you around town tomorrow.” He pulled her close and leaned his snout onto hers. He said this, and his smile warmed her heart as she nodded. “Good, I need to hit the gym. So, where am I sleeping?” He asked and she immediately turned away from him and grabbed onto his hand.

He was obedient in following her as she led him to her room. Without a hint of resistance, Sera swung him from behind her, into her very large bed. The bedroom was gigantic. Despite the fact that it was mostly empty, they had already put in the bed, the vanity on the other side and the armoir dresser. The carpet was a smooth red that was slightly faded so it wasn’t overpowering the whole space. The back of Machismo’s knees hit the edge of the mattress and fell on his back. The bed was a wonderful mixture of soft and hard, customized to Sera’s particular tastes.

“Damn, you got a nice setup here, Sera.” He said as the princess playfully climbed on top of him. A grin was stretched across her face and she couldn’t help but cuddle herself against his broad pectoral muscles. Her snuggly nature made him smile, especially as he wrapped his arms around her. “I probably should have brought some clothes.” He whispered down to her.

She giggled a little bit as she smiled up at him. “I’m having second thoughts about that.” She admitted, and he rubbed her arm as she snuggled up against him some more.

He tried to think of something else to say, but he soon found himself drifting. It wasn’t long before they both drifted. The princess had been so excited, she didn’t notice that she was exhausted. Machismo wasn’t in much of a better disposition. It wasn’t long before they were both conked out completely.

All of that in just one day. It was a good start.