Lost Narrator and her Fuckups
Author's Note
Forgot to mention in the story that it takes place in a time before Lost Narrator married Magpiepony. That’s all! :D
Losty is Hilarious
TheLostNarrator. Such a mysterious person right??? Well... . Maybe she is at first; maybe she wasn’t mysterious... . Or maybe she’s trying to become mysterious... . Either way; it’s TheLostNarrator. And I don’t think there’s any other way to put it. But enough about the formalities. This is the story of TheLostNarrator, and her fuck ups. Enjoy!
TheLostNarrator is currently laughing her ass off. Why? Because she just went through another project with her beloved: Magpiepony. And oh boy was it hilarious! Why was it funny? Because of how many times she fucked up her lines.
“Oooh man that was funny!” says Lost to her girlfriend; Magpiepony. Giggles arose from Magpiepony before she said; “eeyup! That was a fucker of a line wasn’t it?” Lost nodded, and said; “oh if you think that my creepypasta narration was bad; wait until you get a load of what I did in “A Colt Classic!” Ha ha ha!” Lost then continued to laugh on and on until her lungs gave out, and then she paused briefly to suck in a lungful of air before regaining her bearings. Magpiepony then hugged her girlfriend, and then asked; “hmm... . So? What’s the fuckup that you did in that one? Hmm?” Lost Narrator; always a gal who’s lost for words; blurts out; “I don’t know... .” And then she laughs afterwards. Magpiepony giggled again, and then said; “so I’m thinking that you messed up when you said the line: “relax AJ; it’s just a game. It’s a colt classic.” Hearing this; Lost gasped and shushed Magpie playfully before saying; “we don’t ever speak about it; you hear?” Magpie nodded, smirked, and then gives her love a kiss on the cheek. Blushing really hard; Lost looked angry, and shouted; “get back here!” and ran after Magpiepony. In turn; Magpie acted afraid, and ran away before laughing.
After their little game; both of their bellies suddenly began to growl; causing them to stop in their tracks.
“Well now...” began Lost. “It seems that we require sustenance... .” In turn, Magpie said; “I agree... .” With that, both went to the kitchen, and sat down at the nearby dining room table.
After they got themselves seated, Magpie clapped her hands, (or hooves), and then said; “oh minion; can you get us something to eat?” Grumbling to himself; Pegasus Pitch; (aka minion); sighs, and then says in an annoyed tone; “yes master?” To which, Magpie replied; “may we get the scotch a la free please?” Pegasus sighs, and then turns to ask; “and for you m’am?... . What would you guys like to drink?” With that; Lost replied; “may we get some beers and a cocktail for our beverages? Please?” To which, Pegasus replied; “coming right up...” with a sigh, and starts to get their orders over with.
While they were waiting; Magpiepony was just happily humming to herself; when suddenly she heard a noise that she’d never thought she’d never hear again in the last ten years. To which she asked; “uh.. lost? Did you?…”.
But before she could finish; Lost blew another raspberry for fun, and starts laughing afterwards.
After that; Magpiepony began to break down in sweat, tears, and shivers.
Seeing this; Lost snickers, and then asks; “that shit still bothers you?! What gives?!” Soon after; she continues laughing at the situation before her.
After regaining a little bit of composure; Magpiepony then states; “let’s just get our meal over with… .”
After a nice meal; Magpiepony and Lost are currently in the living room watching who knows what? When suddenly; Magpiepony proposes a little game.
After that; Lost got up from the couch, and says; “are you crazy? No mag. As much as I love our kitties; there’s no way we’re putting them in boxes; okay? Save that for our next unboxing videos. *winks at the fourth wall*.”
Not getting what she wanted; Magpiepony asked in her pinkie pie voice; “can we please box up our kitties? Pwease?” After that; she looked at Lost with big puppy eyes.
After a few seconds of weak endurance; Lost sighs in defeat, and says; “fine! But just this once; got it?” Magpiepony then hugs her, and then starts to get things ready. After Mag left; Lost facepalms herself, and says to herself; “can this day get any worse… ?”
Pegasus Pitch hopped to Lost tied up in a power cord with a rice cooker attached to the cord and asks; “can you help me out here please? I seem to be stuck… .”
To which point Lost groans in frustration and anger, and says; “grrr fine! Come here!” After that; she aggressively tries to free minion.
After a long stressful day of boxing the kitties; Lost crashes into their bed in their bedroom, and then says; “oooohhhh what I wouldn’t do to be straight… . Not! *hard laughter*. But still though; what I wouldn’t do to have Magpie not drive me mad; *hard laughter again*.”
Magpiepony soon came into the room, lays her hand on top of her girlfriend’s forehead, and says; “you know what? I’m very lucky to have you as my beloved; you know that?”
Lost opens one of her eyes, and replies; “really? Cuz I was just nervous back then; *starts laughing*.”
Magpie then replies back; “true… . But also; I’m really glad that you’re my girlfriend… . Most other girls don’t do it for me; *starts laughing too, then stops*. But I also want to have someone else whom I could spend the rest of my life with; you know… ? Wouldn’t that be crazy?!”
Lost snickers, and then says; “eeyup uh! It sure would be… . Goodnight mag.” She then turns and falls asleep.
Magpie smiles, then says; “goodnight losty. Sweet dreams… .” She then lays down next to her girlfriend, and then wraps an arm around her before falling asleep… .
After their breakfast; Lost came to Magpiepony, and then proposed a little birthday unboxing video. To which point; mag agrees, and went to get minion. Little did she know that Lost had something planned for her…. .
Once Minion is here with Mag; they all went to the studio and got ready.
Once a few boxes have been placed properly; the show has begun!
First; it was a Mag plushie that was unveiled, then a Lost plushie. Mag was so excited about them that she didn’t even realize what this special unboxing was all about. Well… . She will.
Lost and Magpiepony are currently hugging each other; mainly because Lost proposed to Magpie over a recording.
After that; both newlyweds went their separate ways for now, and started to plan their own wedding.
And with that; they all lived happily ever after… .
The end.