
Do These Waffles Taste Funny to You?
One morning, Rainbow Dash wakes up and realizes that she is unsatisfied with her breakfast. After getting everything she wanted, she finds herself unequipped to handle this, and things are only about to get worse.
Years after the end of the show, Rainbow Dash has found herself exactly where she wants to be. She's married to one of her closest friends, she has her dream job, and everything is perfect in more ways than one. With gifts so great, how could she ever complain?
Except there's one issue: things are different, and they may never be the same. Rainbow Dash has become unrecognizable to herself and almost none of her friends are around to help. Unequipped to deal with what she once wanted, she seeks guidance. Surely someone knows the answer, right?
An entry into the My Little Pony Renaissance Contest.



9806 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
6 Chapters:
- And You May Find Yourself in a Beautiful House... 2021-07-06 19:26:15 UTC1148
- Visiting Friends 2021-07-06 19:31:34 UTC1656
- The Rainbow Dash Show, Starring Rainbow Dash 2021-07-06 19:32:00 UTC784
- The Last Sonic Fall Weather Party for the Century Clause 1,2,3 2021-07-06 19:32:14 UTC1604
- Parasprite 2021-07-06 19:32:20 UTC2436
- Over and Over (Friends Revisited) 2021-07-06 19:32:26 UTC2178