Chapters Chapter 1: We come in Peace...Not
Author's Note
It's been about seven years since I posted my first displaced story here on FIM. After looking over the old story for the Burning Crusader. It's going to get a revamp of the century! I was planning on posting this story on my birthday, but stuff in my personal life had to be taken care of. So enjoy the revamp story of the Burning Crusader. If you want to see the old story, it's up on FIMFetch https://fimfetch.net/story/224785/the-burning-crusader
Chapter 1: We come in Peace...Not
Chapter One
We come in Peace...Not
It was a peaceful day in ponyville, like any other day. The sun was shining, the sky was clear of any clouds, and no monsters in sight. Yes, it was a perfect day for all ponies to continue their daily lives. But for one lavender pony and one purple & green dragon, it would be the beginning of an interesting adventure.
"So, care to explain why you need me to come along with you Twilight?" said Spike.
"I told you before Spike, I need your help examining the old castle," Twilight responded as she was taking notes on the structure of the castle. "If we're going to rebuild this castle as a gift to Celestia, then we need to know what we need for construction."
"Ugh," said Spike rolling his eyes, "why couldn't you get somepony else to do it?"
"That’s because Applejack is busy bucking apples to sell on the market, Fluttershy is taking care of an injured animal, Pinkie is...well I don't even know where she is, Rainbow Dash is busy training, and Rarity is working on her clients’ outfits." she explained. "So, seeing as how you don't have anything to do, I figured you could help me with this project of mine for Celestia."
"I'm starting to wish I stayed in bed just a little bit more." He thought to himself.
"Now come along Spike; the sooner we're done here, the sooner you can-" Before the unicorn could finish her sentence, a loud explosion could be heard coming from the distance in the Everfree Forest followed by the ground shaking.
"WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT!?" said Spike, covering his ears from the loud explosion.
"I don't know," Twilight responded, as she saw a gigantic smoke cloud appearing in the sky, "but we’d better go and see what it was that made that sound." With that, Twilight and Spike ran off towards the direction of the large smoke plume.
Eventually, the two companions made it to where the smoke was coming from. The smoke began to slowly disappear. To their surprise, there was somepony, or rather, something, standing in the midst of the smoke. As the smoke vanished, it became apparent that whatever it was, it wasn’t a pony. What stood there was a creature wearing a greyish-black sweater. Underneath the sweater was black skin tight suit that covered her body and had red glowing marks on her arms, a red and gold colored scarf wrapped around her neck. It had a rather pale complexion, with amber-gold eyes and crimson red long hair. The creature was also carrying a sword with the coloration of crimson red and black covering most of the sword.
This got the little bookworm even more interested in the creature. Before she could get a closer look at the creature, it collapsed to the ground. With that, Twilight ran towards it to see if it was still alive..
"Twilight, are you sure it's safe to get close to it?" muttered Spike, carefully approaching the creature.
"What is this thing? It looks like a mix between an ape and a minotaur," she leaned her head closer to its chest and listened. She could hear a heartbeat and faint breathing. "Well whatever it is, it's alive, thank goodness." Twilight's horn began to glow, and a faint purple aura covered the creature for a few seconds. "There's no damage to it, at least," With that, she leaned closer to the creature's face.
"Careful Twilight! It might eat your face off, like the monsters in the movies." shouted Spike as Twilight rolled her eyes to his warning. With that, the creature's eyes flickered open, causing Twilight and Spike to jump back and scream. The creature sat up rubbing her head, wondering who it was that was screaming. As her eyes scanned the area for life, she spotted Twilight in a fighting stance, with her horn glowing and Spike hiding behind her.
"You know, where I come from, it's considered rude to attack someone for no reason." the creature said, getting itself up and off of the ground. This took Twilight completely off guard, as the creature walked towards her, extending its hand towards her.
"So, care to tell me who you are and where I am, miss?"
There was a moment of tense silence and awkwardness, until Twilight spoke. “Um...m-my name is Twilight Sparkle, faithful student to Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, and princess of the sun." she said, before jestering a thumb over at Spike. "And this is my number-one assistant, Spike." Spike poked his head out from behind Twilight and waved. "To answer your second question, you’re in the Everfree Forest, located in Equestria."
"Alright, that answers two of my questions.”
“Now care to tell us who you are?”
“Right, sorry. The name’s Amy Anderson the Third. College student at the University of Texas.”
"Alright....Amy. It's good to see that you’re alright, and not injured." she sighed with relief. "Now can you tell me what you are? You certainly aren’t a pony."
"Well, I'm a human," said Amy, looking at Twilight as she looked back curiously at Amy.
"Human?" wondered Twilight with confusion. She knew almost everything about every creature in Equestria for the most part, but she had never come across anything like her. "I've never heard of a human before. Where in Equestria did you come from?"
"Um...I'm not from Equestria; I'm from Earth."
"Earth? Is it a country? A kingdom? A town?"
"No, no, and no. It’s actually a planet."
A moment of silence hung in the air after Amy said that she was from another planet. "Wait...So that means that you’re an alien from another planet?" Amy nodded to Twilight's question. "This...Is...AMAZING! An alien from another planet, you’ve got to tell me everything!" she said, as her horn began to glow, levitating a scroll from her saddle bag along with a quill pen and ink. "What's Earth like? Do all humans wear strange clothing there like the one you’re wearing? Do you have a princess, a king, or a queen? What's your planet’s currency? Do you have books? What's-"
"Um...Twilight, you’re doing it again." Spike said as he looked towards her with one eyebrow up.
"Oh...Sorry about that…” Twilight said, blushing after realizing that her excitement had drawn her much closer to Amy. She stepped back a few inches away from Amy’s face as she adjusted herself. "Ahem! Now Amy, can you please explain how you got here?"
“If I’m being honest. I really don't know how I got here. I was just minding my own business, looking at this costume in this new store that opened up near where I lived. While I was looking, I found this weird looking keychain, bought it with whatever money I had, and walked out the door. After that, a bright light came out of nowhere, and then poof...here I am." When Amy was finished explaining, she noticed a strange look on Twilight's face. Not the innocent kind of look, but the kind that spells trouble.
"An alien from another planet. This is amazing! Just think of the possibilities...." Twilight thought to herself. She imagined herself getting the Hoof Bell Prize; crowds of ponies cheering for her and her discovery: another planet. She saw Princess Celestia congratulating her in all sorts of ways for her discovery, as well.
"Hey, um...Spike, right? Is she okay?" Amy asked, slightly worried. Spike shrugged, though he knew what was going on. This wasn't the first time Twilight acted like this.
"Twilight...you ok?" Just as Spike was about to tap Twilight on the shoulder, Twilight grabbed his arm.
"Excuse us, we need to have a little talk," Twilight said and in the blink of an eye, they both disappeared, leaving Amy alone in the middle of the forest.
“...What the hell just happened?" Amy said as Twilight and Spike reappeared behind a couple of bushes, Twilight let go of Spike’s arm and looked at him with a huge smile on her face.
"Do you realize that we just found Spike?" The unicorn asked as Spike shook his head. "An alien from another planet Spike! ANOTHER PLANET! Do you know what this means!?"
"No."
"Knowledge, Spike! Knowledge! Do you know how rare it is to find a being from beyond the stars?”
"I’d say it's pretty rare, seeing as how we find a lot of weird things in the Everfree forest."
"Exactly! Think of the possibilities! All the things that we could learn from her! She might even know how to use magic like us!"
"Twilight, I doubt she can use any-"
Before Spike could finish his sentence, they heard the sound of something being sliced in two. When they looked over from the bushes they were hiding behind, they saw Amy holding a weapon made out of darkness like energy in her hand and the tree falling to the side making a loud thud sound. Twilight looked at Spike with a smug look on her face.
"Alright, so she does have magic,” was all Spike had to respond with.
"I told you. Amy might be the most important discovery this world has ever seen!" Twilight said while rubbing her hands together, as a creepy smile came across her face. "Now all we have to do is capture her, and take her to Celestia."
"Why Celestia?"
"Because she would be thrilled to know that there’s other life beyond the stars, and this would prove it!" While Amy was still trying to figure out how she was able to shoot fire from her hand, she overheard the two talking behind the bushes, where they thought Amy couldn't hear them. Normally, she would have gotten the hell out of there, but her curiosity got the better of her, and she wanted to see how things would turn out.
"But what if she doesn't want to tell you about her home planet?" Spike inquired.
"Oh Spike, I'm sure she'll tell us everything we need to know, once we get to Canterlot. I'm sure Celestia would want to know as well, especially Artemis. Now come on, let's go back and see if she’s willing to come with us."
It was the last part of what Twilight had said that sent chills down Amy's spine. If there was one thing she hated the most on her list of things she hated, other than her father and mother, that would have to be being used as a test subject and being experimented on. Well, that and a few other things, but those were besides the point.
"Alright, option A. I could go with her, and be a lab rat to the ponies of this planet; Option B, I could haul ass and run like hell, though they would hunt me down; or, Option C, act like a dumbass and try to make her keep me a secret." Before she could give herself time to think of which option to take, she heard rustling in the bushes. "Shit, looks like we're going with Option B, then." The human pulled out a sheet of paper & pen as she quickly wrote on it. Once she was done, she ran off towards the exit of the Everfree, leaving behind a small piece of folded paper as she did. The moment she ran through the bushes, Twilight and Spike appeared back where they had found the human girl.
"Ok, we're back. So Amy, I was wondering if......where did she go?" Twilight started. Spike looked down to see a folded piece of paper. "I think this is for you Twilight," He said, as he handed her the paper. Twilight unfolded the paper and began to read it out loud.
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Normally I wouldn't do stuff like this, but I sort-of overheard your conversation behind the bushes over there. Between you and me, I'm not a fan of being noticed by a bunch of cute, colorful ponies. I get that a lot at home, when it come to doing class projects and presentations in college. Anyways, I decided to head off and explore this land you called ‘Equestria’. Maybe when you’ve cooled down a bit, I can tell about Earth and stuff.
Sincerely, Amy Anderson
P.S. By the time you read this, I'll be out of this God-forsaken forest.” A tense moment of silence hung in the air. Twilight turned to look at Spike with a calm smile on her face. But Spike could tell that there was a hint of anger hiding behind that smile.
"Spike, do you see any hoofprints anywhere?"
"Over there. They lead towards Ponyville. Why?" Spike answered while pointing at the footprints left behind by Amy.
"Because we are going to find her and take her to Celestia, even if she starts kicking and screaming," she said, while a creepy smile once more appeared on her face.
"Are you sure we’ll be able to catch her? I mean, you saw that she can use magic, right?"
"Yes, but it appears she’s not very good at it. That means we’ll be able to capture her with no problems.” Twilight as she levitated Spike onto her shoulders. “Now come on; we have a human to capture." She said before chasing after Amy. As Twilight and Spike took chase after the human, an insect-looking pony was watching the event that took place moments ago from within a rotten tree trunk. He would stay there a bit longer before flying off into the forest with a grin on his face.
Chapter 2: Southern Hospitality
Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter. Chapter 3: Bloody Passion for Fashion
Chapter Three
Bloody Passion for Fashion
“No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!” Rarity yelled as she threw sheets of paper into the air. “All these designs are too plain and have no style.”
“I don’t know Rarity. I think these designs are pretty neat.” Sweetie Belle said as she looked over the scattered paper on the floor.
“Thanks for your comment Sweetie Belle, but all these designs are just awful.” The fashion diva said as she slammed her face onto the desk she was sitting at. “I need some kind of idea for a new fashion design. Something bold, daring, amazing! Something that says ‘I’m a tough independent mare who won’t take orders from anypony.’ I need-.” Rarity was cut off as something crashed in from the roof, and landed onto her bed. “What in the name of Celestia was that?!” She asked as Sweetie Belle ran behind her.
“Ow! Son of a bitch that hurts! How the hell do I not have any broken bones from that fall?!” Amy asked as she pulled herself up from the destroyed bed. “Guess whoever this bed belongs to broke the fall.”
“Excuse me!” Rarity yelled as she glared at the Blazing Heart. “Just who in the name of Celestia are you, and-.” The fashion diva’s eyes widened as she looked at Amy’s outfit. “And just where did you get that outfit?” She asked as she rushed up towards the human, and pulled on her coat. “The texture, the color pattern, the well stitched stitches. Who’s the pony that made this outfit for you?”
“Um...I bought it from a store back in Washington D.C….If you don’t mind me asking, just who are you random white unicorn lady?”
“Oh where are my manners? My name is Rarity, owner of Carousel Boutique where everything is neat, unique, and magnifique.” She said only for a piece of destroyed roof to fall a few inches next to her.
“Well you got the unique part down….who’s the little kid hiding behind you?” Amy asked, pointing a finger at the teen pony.
“Oh her? My little sister, Sweetie Belle.” Rarity answered as she motioned for her little sister to move. “Sweetie Belle, it’s rude to just stare. Go ahead and introduce yourself.”
“Um...h-hi.” Sweetie Belle said sheepishly while blushing. “I really like your mane.”
“Mane?”
“Your hair darling, it’s what ponies refer to. But I’m curious though, what happened to your fur and tail? So far you only have your mane.”
“Better not tell her I’m a human, otherwise she might tell one of the locals about me. Or worse she might even tell that crazy unicorn lady or that farm pony.” Amy thought as she scratched her head. “Um, I have a rare skin condition. I never had fur on me the moment I was born.”
“Oh my Celestia! Sorry I asked you that question. Nopony should ever have something like that. It’s like a fate worse than death!”
“I don’t know whether I should take offense to that?” Amy shook her head as she moved past Rarity and Sweetie Belle. “Well it’s nice to meet you two, but I should get going.”
“W-Wait, you can’t leave!” Rarity yelled as she moved in front of the door that Amy was heading towards. “Especially when you ruined my roof, along with my bed.”
“Well it’s not like I can pay you back anytime soon. And it’s not like I did it on purpose. I got thrown across the air by a potion that I was trying to make.”
“Whether it was on purpose or accident, you still have to pay for the damage done to my home.” Rarity said as she crossed her arms. “If you can’t pay me now, then you’ll have to work it off.”
“You can’t be serious?”
“Do I look like the mare that takes things seriously?” Rarity asked with a serious expression on her face
“...Dammit, fine. What do you want me to do in order for my debt to be paid off?” Amy asked as she placed her hands in her coat pockets. “Not like I have a choice in the matter.”
“Well… I believe there are two options. But, for me to decide… What sort of skills do you have?” Rarity asked.
“Mechanical engineering, I was going to college to become an engineer, but things kinda got out of hand.”
“Oh… Well, that might come in handy… You see, I’m a seamstress by trade and recently, two of my sewing machines just stopped working, forcing me to complete my commissions by hand. Doing so though takes much longer than if I were to use my sewing machine and I personally dread making my customers wait. You can start paying off your debt by fixing the machines. Afterwards… Well, we’ll see where we are by then.”
“Alright, this should be a problem. Just show me where the machines are, and I’ll fix them.”
“Certainly… Sweetie Belle, can you direct Ms..um.”
“My name is Amy, Amy Anderson the Third.”
“RIght, sorry about that. Sweetie Belle, can you direct Ms. Amy to the fabric room? Afterwards, you can go play with your friends.”
“Yes Rarity!”
“Okay, lead the way Sweetie Belle.” Amy said as she followed the teen filly upstairs to the sewing machines. “So are these the machines that Rarity wanted me to fix?”
“Yeah, judging from the looks of things, some of the fabric she was using for making Twilight’s Gala dress got caught and tangled up again. I keep on telling her to take her time with her work, but she insists that the sooner she’s done, the better.” She replied, looking back at Amy. Whose eye was twitching. “Are you okay?”
“Y-You know Twilight, as in Twilight Sparkle?”
“Yeah. Personally though, she’s more of my sister’s friend. How do you know about Twilight?”
“Let’s just say I prefer not to see her anytime soon.” Amy answered as she scratched her neck.
“Well, if worse comes to worse… I can help you get out of here if anything crops up.” The Teen Filly told her. “Now, we should start working on these before Rarity thinks we’re not doing anything.”
“Fair enough.” She said as she cracked her knuckles. “Let’s get started.” It didn’t take long for the dark knight to find the source of the problem. As they opened up the machines, they found a series of seams entangled within the inner workings of the first machine. As for the second one, it turns out that what was entangled this time appeared to resemble Silk and Linen. Something you wouldn’t normally see on ordinary clothes. “Geez! What the hell did she do to these guys?”
“Well, the first one looks to be from fixing Twilight’s dress… the other one… looks a lot like Rarity’s nightgown and… something from her underwear drawer.”
“Seriously? Dammit, this is going to be a hell of a problem trying to fix.”
“Can’t we just take scissors and cut it? I would’ve suggested a match, but that accidently caused a forest fire when I was on a camping trip with my friends.” The Unicorn said to her.
“Hm...that might work actually.” Amy pointed a finger at the sewing machine as a spark of energy appeared on her finger. “Hope I don’t accidentally burn the place down.” She said as she burned away the fabric from both sewing machines. “Hey it worked.”
“Cool! How did you do that?”
“Just a point of a finger kid, but it works if you concentrate your magic to one point to your body. Mainly your finger tip.”
“Sweet.” Turning around, she looked outside and soon, her ears fell down. “Uh oh…”
“What seems to be the problem?” Amy asked, only for her question to be answered when she looked out the window. “Oh shit.” Standing outside the window was Twilight talking with Rarity. “This does not look good.” She said as she noticed Rarity looking at her, and motioned Twilight to look up. “Shit cakes! I’m screwed!”
“I can get you out.” Sweetie Belle said as she walked out the room. “Follow me, quickly.”
“Not to be rude, but how are you going to get me out of here? I can’t go through the front seeing how they’re waiting for me, nor can I go out the back seeing how they might have some kind of trap waiting for me.”
“True, but what my sister doesn’t know is that I have a secret tunnel that leads out into Ponyville.”
“Wait, really? When did you have the time to make something like that?”
“Me and my friends were trying to get our cutie marks in tunnel making.”
“Cutie marks?”
“It’s something that a pony gets when he or she finds their special talent. You’re a pony aren’t you? It’s pretty much basic knowledge.”
“Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh.”
“You’re not a pony aren’t you?”
“What gave it away? Was it that fact that I didn’t have any fur or a tail?”
“More likely the fact that you don’t talk like everypony else does,” Sweetie Belle sighed, opening a hatch underneath the floorboards she was standing on. “Just slide in, you should be fine from here.”
“Thanks, I owe you one kid.” Amy said as she hopped down into the tunnel. “If I see you again, I’ll repay the kindness you just gave me!” As she fell into the tunnel, a book from inside her bag happened to slip out and land by Sweetie Belle hooves. Curious, she picked it up and read the cover.
“Tome of Elemental Mastery?” She said to herself. “Hey, maybe I can get my cutie mark in elemental magic and do cool things like Amy.” With it, she opened the book and began to turn through the pages as the magic from the book surged around her. Then, a knock on the door went off, catching her attention.
“Sweetie Belle? Is Amy in there? There’s somepony here that wants to see her…”
“Uhh…” The Teen Filly stuttered, “Amy ran out the window the moment she saw Twilight. Mainly because she’s stalking Amy.”
“This is for scientific research!” Twilight yelled, as it caused Rarity and Sweetie Belle to roll their eyes.
“The jury says otherwise!” Rarity yelled as Twilight appeared in front of the two unicorns.
“Look, all I want to know is how Amy is able to use magic without the use of a horn. Now if you’re not going to help then you can leave me and Spike in the search for her.”
“I would love to help, but now that Amy was able to fix my sewing machines, I can finally get back to work on the suit that Fancy Pants wanted me to fix last time I was in Canterlot.” Rarity said..
“But Rarity, think about all the stuff we can learn from her. You might be able to get some fashion ideas from her if we can get her.”
“Twilight, you’re doing it again. The last time you acted like this was when you tried to figure out Pinkie Pie’s Pinkie Sense.”
“But this is different, we have an alien from another world that can use magic like a unicorn can. Think of the knowledge we can learn from her. Can you imagine that there are beings from another world?” Twilight’s eyes started to sparkle at the thought of it.
“Twilight, please calm down. The last time you acted like this, Princess Celestia had to show up because you went too crazy. Please don’t have me call her again…”
“Oh yeah well…” Twilight said nothing as her horn started to glow. In a flash of light, Twilight teleported out of the room they were in and ran after Amy.
“.....I get the feeling this won’t end well for them.” Rarity said.
“Which one, Twilight or Amy? Because my bits are on Twilight.”
“Both actually.” She said as she noticed Applejack outside. “Is that Applejack and Spike?”
“Yep...and it looks like she’s angry.” Sweetie Belle said as she opened the window to her room.
“I get the feeling that somepony messed around with your apples, Applejack?” Rarity asked
“A pale skinned alien by the name of Amy…did she crash into the boutique, because Applejack kicked her really far and we don’t know where she might’ve crash landed into or on?” Spike said with a tired expression on his face.
“You could say that yes, I’m surprised she survived the fall.” The older unicorn said as the sudden realization hit her. “Wait a minute! You were the one responsible for the giant hole in my house!?”
“...Oh horse apples.” Applejack said with a worried expression on her face.
Chapter 4: Gentle and Crazy Blood
Chapter Four
Gentle and Crazy Blood
Moments later after escaping through the makeshift tunnel made by Sweetie Belle. Amy finds herself reaching the other end of the tunnel. “Finally, I didn’t think that tunnel would ever end.” She said as she climbed out. “I have to give credit to her friends, they made an impressive tunnel escape route but they really need to get the tunnel system fixed. Now then...where the hell am I now?” As she surveyed the area, Amy spotted what it looked like to be a cottage sitting on top of a small hill.
“Well that’s something you don’t see everyday. I wonder who lives there?” She wondered as she walked to the house and knocked on the door. “Maybe whoever’s inside can give me directions on how to get home?”
“Just a minute,” said the pony in the house. “Just let me get something decent.” She said as she finally opened the door. Amy’s eyes widened upon seeing a cream colored pegasus with pink long mane and tail while wearing a green sweater and sky blue dress with butterfly pictures knitted onto the dress. “Oh, hello. Can I help you?”
“Hi, I’m kind of lost and I was wondering if you can give me some directions?”
“Where do you need to go?”
“I’m trying to get back home to America.”
“What’s America?”
“You know? The land of the free, the USA., United States of America? Don’t you have a map or something so that I can show you what I mean?”
“Um...why don’t you come in and explain to me what happened.” Fluttershy said as the pegasus led Amy into her cottage. “My name is Fluttershy, what’s your name if you don’t mind me asking?”
“Amy Anderson the Third, and you wouldn’t believe the stuff I've been through during the past few hours.”
(Castle of the royal sisters)
“Are you sure this creature will be able to help us?” Chrysalis asked as the drone nodded his head.
“From what we can tell, the elements of harmony are having a hard time trying to capture her. And from what I saw, it looked like that creature knows how to use magic without the use of a horn.”
“Hm….interesting.” Chrysalis said as she stood up from her throne. “Have the soldiers prepare themselves, we’re going to Ponyville to find this creature and force it to tell us the secrets of her magic.”
“At once my Queen.” The drone said before quickly walking off to where the other drone soldiers are located.
“Hehehe. Soon Princess Celestia and Prince Artemis, you’ll rue the day for denying me and my kingdom the right to rule Equestria.”
(Fluttershy’s Cottage)
“And that’s pretty much it in a nutshell.” Amy said as she took a sip from her tea.
“Goodness you've been through alot.” Fluttershy said as she took a seat next to Amy. “I hope you’re not hurt or anything.”
“Surprisingly, I’m surprised that I haven’t gotten a scratch on me from falling through Rarity’s roof. Guess I got lucky that nothing really bad happened to me huh?”
“If you don’t mind me asking, but what are you? You don’t look like a pony seeing how I don’t see your tail, or ears, and fur.”
“Um...would you believe that I have a rare condition that makes me look like this from birth?”
“I don’t think that’s going to work.” Fluttershy said as she pulled out a piece of paper to show Amy what she meant. “Twilight sent this letter to me, this letter describing to me who you are.”
“So you knew who I was even before I knocked on your door.”
“I figure you need a place to hide so that Twilight doesn’t try and do anything horrible to you. This wouldn’t be the first time she’s done something like this.”
“....This isn’t her first time!?” Before Fluttershy could say anything else, there was a knock at Fluttershy’s door followed by a tomboyish voice. “Oh crap. She found me!”
“W-what’s wrong? It’s just a knock on the door.”
“It’s the pony that’s behind the door that I’m more scared of.” Amy said as she ran over to the window. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be running now.”
“B-but you just got here!” The pegasus stammered. “Aren’t you just overthinking this?”
“Fluttershy, open up! I need you to help me find Amy so I can punch her in the face!” Applejack yelled as it caused Amy to deadpans at Fluttershy.
“You were saying?”
“Applejack, that’s not nice!!” the pegasus shot back. “What did she do to you that was wrong!?”
“She destroyed part of the apple orchard! Do you know how hard we worked on making those trees....Wait, she's inside your house isn’t she?”
“Umm… No…”
“You know I can tell when somepony’s lying, right?”
“...Amy, run for your life. I’ll hold her off.” She said the last part in a silent whisper.
“Thanks I owe you one.” Amy whispered back as she made her escape through the window. “So long you country hillbilly!”
“GET BACK HERE, RED HEADED MONSTER!!” Applejack yelled as she ran around Fluttershy’s cottage, and charged after Amy. It didn’t take long for Amy to lose the earth pony as she hid herself in a log by the riverbed, completely avoiding Applejack as she ran past the log.. However, the only problem with that was she was stuck in the log as it began to tumble down the dirt path.
“Aw crap…” She said as she felt herself log rolling down a hill. “Oh god, it’s middle school all over again. Only this time it’s with a log, not a trash can!” During Amy’s tumble down hill, she noticed that she was rolling down into Ponyville. Mostly because she could see a few colorful buildings, and Rarity’s home being on the verge of repair. “Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick.”
(Sugarcube Corner)
“What’s that noise? Oh! That's right. I need to get up and help with the cakes today!” said Pinkie Pie as she pulled herself out of bed. “Better change out of my night clothes if I’m going to start cooking.” With a snap of her fingers, Pinkie Pie was now wearing light blue overalls and a yellow and blue stripe shirt. “There we go now let’s get this day going P-.” Before she could finish her sentence, a loud crash was made downstairs as it caught her off guard. “What was that!? I didn’t plan on meeting somepony who crashed into Sugarcube corner today?” The party pony rushed down stairs to see where the noise came from. Only to see the front room of sugarcube corner wrecked by a log.
“Huh, that's strange.” said Pinkie as she went up to the Log and gave it a kick.
“Ow! Who the hell just kicked me?!” Amy asked as she tried to move her body out of the log. “Whoever is out there, can you help me out please?”
“Oh! Sorry! I didn't know somepony was there. Be right back, don’t go anywhere!”
“Like I don’t have a choice.” Amy said only to hear a revving noise from a chainsaw.
“I’ll have you out in no time!” yelled Pinkie as she gets to work at freeing Amy.
“Wait what hell do you think you’re doing!?” Amy yelled as she saw the chainsaw’s blade appear in front of her face. The dark knight screamed in fear as the chainsaw was pulled away, only to return from behind.
“And done!” cheered Pinkie as the log splits open with an unharmed Amy inside.
“What kind of person uses a chainsaw to get someone out!?”
“Well duh, if I used a normal saw we’d be here all night.” replayed Pinkie as she put the chainsaw away. “This is way faster.”
“......I….Nevermind.” Amy said as she brushed the saw dust off herself. “So care to tell who you are?”
“Oh right, I’m Pinkie Pie. It's nice to meet you. Oh my gosh I need to throw you a party! What is your name?”
“Um…..Amy Anderson the Third.”
“Okay Amy, I need you to go outside and I’ll come get you when the party is ready, okay?” said Pinkie as she tried to push Amy outside.
“Normally I would do that, but I can’t at the moment.”
“Oh come on! You get to make a lot of new friends if you do.” Pinkie said as she started to push Amy out the doors.
“No seriously, I really can’t wait outside at the moment.”
“Come on, it'll be fine!” Pinkie said with a smile as she pushed Amy outside the doors. “I’ll get you when the party is ready!” She said as she shut the doors and locked them.
“Dammit! I gotta hide before that country bumpkin finds me-.”
“There you are! Stop right there thief!” yelled Applejack as Amy looked to her right to see the earth pony charging at her.
“Oh son of a bitch!” Amy said as she moved out of the way of the oncoming earth pony. “Will you fuck off already!?”
“Never!” yelled Applejack as she charged at Amy again. “You’re gonna pay for what you did to my farm”
“Geez, talk about holding a grudge.” As the earth pony charged at her again. Amy once again moved to the left, barely dodging Applejack’s tackle.
“Stop doing that!” yelled Applejack as she tried to go after Amy again. Only for her to dodge her again.
“You’re really easy to read country bumpkin.”
“I’ll get you this time!”
“Nope.” The dark knight quickly jumped onto a nearby tree and grabbed a tree branch as she pulled on it. “I really hope this works.” She said before noticing Applejack jumping towards her. The moment she was close, Amy released her hold on the branch and hit the farm pony in the face. This caused the farm pony to yell in pain as she was sent flying off behind a nearby house. “Yes! It worked!”
“What worked?” asked Pinkie Pie, who appeared behind Amy.
“Um….nothing….so how’s the party going?”
“Almost ready. I just need your help with something.” said Pinkie as she led Amy back to sugarcube corner.
“What do you need help with?”
“Just to test the Party Cannon 400. For some reason it’s been acting up for some reason, and I can’t seem to fix it.”
“Oh, well I’m sure I can fix it. You got a tool kit right?”
“Yep, it’s in there.” Pinkie Pie said pointing to the giant cannon off to the side of the open space in the kitchen.
“I have to ask, but why do you have a party cannon….especially one the size of a king size bed?” Amy asked as she stared at the impressively giant cannon.
“Well how else am I going to get the party ready on time.”
“......You know what, I’m not even gonna question that logic.” Amy said as she grabbed the tool kit beside the cannon. “Do you have a ladder or something for me to get inside it?”
“Here you go.” said Pinkie as she hands Amy the ladder.
“Thanks.” Amy climbed into the cannon as she began to fix it from the inside. “Damn girl, you really did a number on this baby. I mean really why would you put bubblegum in here?”
“I was trying to see if I could fire chewed bubblegum out of it...it didn’t work.”
“I can see why it didn’t work. Bubblegum mixed with heat do not go well together. Especially seeing how this kind of cannon uses a combination of gears and kinetic energy.” Amy said as she used her blood magic to burn the bubblegum off. “Okay that should do.” she said while poking her head out of the cannon. “Give it a try.”
“Okie dokie lokie.” Pinkie Pie said as she pulled the string connected to the cannon.
“Just let me get out of this before you do that-.” Amy didn’t have time to finish her own sentence, as she was sent flying off through the ceiling of Sugarcube corner.
“Hey! It worked! You’re really good at fixing stuff Amy…...Amy?” Pinkie Pie peaked her head around the cannon to see where Amy was, only to see a human-shaped hole in the wall. “Oops….maybe I should’ve waited until she got out of the party cannon before firing it? Oh well I’m sure she will be fine.” She said with a smile as she walked off into the kitchen. “I’ll just have to make her an ‘I’m sorry I blew you out of a cannon party’ after the ‘welcome to ponyville ms alien party.”
Outside of Sugarcube corner, Twilight and Spike continued their search for the human named Amy as Spike noticed an annoyed expression on the unicorn’s face in her failed attempt to find the human in Ponyville.
“She couldn’t have gotten far.” Twilight said as she looked around for the human.
“I still don’t see why you just can’t leave her alone Twilight?” said Spike as he followed the crazy unicorn.
“Like I said before, she could be the link between worlds. Can you think of the possibilities!?”
“I can imagine, but you and I both know this isn’t the way to be on friendly terms with the human?”
“I’m not going to hurt her...just want to have a nice friendly conversation with her...in my lab...alone. Now keep looking for Amy Spi-.” just as she was about to finish, both her and Spike heard a loud high pitched scream in the air. “What was that?”
“Sounds like Amy, only she’s screaming?” said Spike as he looks up to see Amy flying across Ponyville, and heading towards Rainbow Dash’s. “Yep, it’s Amy...”
“Where?!” Twilight said as she ran up towards the dragon. “Where did she go?!”
“......She was heading towards the school.” He said as Twilight rushed off towards Ms. Cherrliee’s schoolhouse. “You really owe me for this human.”
Chapter Five
First Friend
"Wow. I'm starting to see how Jesse and James feel when they get blasted off into the air." Amy said, still flying in the air through the sky from Pinkie’s party cannon. During her midair flying she notices that she was heading towards a house made out of clouds. "I hope that house can help break my fall." Meanwhile, Inside the cloud shaped house was a cyan blue pegasus with rainbow color mane getting herself dressed after reading a letter from a certain lavender unicorn.
"So Twilight needs help capturing an alien from another planet?" She said after finishing putting on her long sleeve black colored shirt, with a hoodie like vest over it, and magenta colored shorts. “I swear, that egghead better not have done something to scare her. Celestia knows we don’t want an alien invasion on our hands. Not that I can’t handle myself against an army of aliens, but I prefer not to be prob-”
"OUT OF THE WAY! FLYING HUMAN COMING THROUGH!" Yelled Amy as Rainbow Dash looked over to her right where she saw Amy heading towards her through an open window. There was a loud crash that could be heard coming from Rainbow Dash’s house as Amy was on top of the cyan pegasus on the floor of the cloud house. "Ugh....how can my body take this much abuse?" She thought while moving an arm around to try and get a hold of something to pull herself up. Though upon doing that, she would grab onto something soft and squishy. “Huh...I didn’t think clouds were this soft and warm.”
“T-That’s because it’s not a cloud you’re touching.” Rainbow Dash said as Amy looked up to see that she was on top of her...and touched her right boob. Both their faces burn bright red due to this awkward moment as Amy quickly pulls away from the cyan pegasus.
“I am so sorry. I didn’t mean to cop a field like that!” Amy yelled as she noticed Rainbow Dash pulling herself up.
“It’s fine, wouldn’t be the first time something like this has happened to me. Though it was with a colt...it didn’t end well in his case.” She said before eyeing Amy up and down. “You must be the alien girl named Amy, correct?”
"Let me guess? A letter from Twilight?" The human asked as Rainbow dash showed her a letter describing who and what she looks like.
"She pretty much sent us this letter. Not going to lie, but I was expecting you to be...well...alieny?”
“What’s that supposed to mean?"
“Well aren’t aliens supposed to be grey, with big heads, large eyes, and no fur on their skin?”
“.....I want to say that’s racist towards aliens...but I’ll let it slide for the most part seeing how I’m from a different country and what not.”
“Wait, you’re from Equestria?”
“No, I’m from a country called America. Ever heard of it?”
“That’s a weird name for a country.”
“And having a country named after a species of horse?” She asked as Rainbow Dash was about to comment, but couldn’t think of a valid reason for it.
“Okay, you got a point there. But in all honesty, I’ve never heard of a place called America. If we did, then there would be more of your kind walking about. So I’m going with the whole alien thing.”
“I’ll be the judge of whether or not I’m on a different planet or not...You wouldn’t happen to have a computer or something around here, do you?” Amy asked Rainbow Dash scoffed at the question.
“What? Don’t you have some kind of alien tech that allows you to access our internet?”
“No smartass.” The human said as a digital screen appeared in front of her. “I mean yes, smartass….wait what?”
“I bucking knew you have alien tech...how did you do that!?”
“How the hell should I know? I may be smart, but I’m not that smart to a degree. So far I’ve just been winging it.”
“....If you don’t mind me asking...what happened to you?” Rainbow Dash asked as the human looked over at Amy who had a tired expression on her face.
“Got anything to eat and a place to relax?”
“That depends, does your kind eat vegetables or meats?”
“First of all, I’m a human. And second, humans are omnivores. So we can eat fruits, vegetables, and meats. Though it depends, humans can’t eat certain plants.”
“So you don’t eat sentient beings?”
“I don’t. But certain humans do...mainly tribal people or crazy cultists.”
“....Okay you gotta tell me all about your planet. But first tell me about what happens to you first while I get you something to eat.” Rainbow Dash said as she headed into the kitchen while Amy followed after her as she messed around with the digital screen she brought up. “The name’s Rainbow Dash by the way. Fastest flier in all of Equestria.”
“Amy Anderson the Third. But I’m sure the letter pretty much said that. As for what happened to me.” Amy said as she went into graphic and accurate detail as to what happened to her over the past couple of hours. Mainly with Twilight wanting to experiment on her, Applejack wanting to kill her for destroying parts of the Apple Family orchards, and being fired out of Pinkie Pie’s cannon. So far the conversation lasted a good thirty minutes as the two were eating during the conversation. Once the human was done explaining her side of the story, she noticed Rainbow Dash trying her best not to burst out laughing as Amy deadpans at her.
“I-I’m sorry. I’m trying my best not to laugh...but dear Celestia are you bad at doing first impressions.”
“Oh yeah, because running away from a crazy unicorn lady isn’t a normal thing in this town.” Amy said sarcastically.
“No, but you’re the first that had that happen to her!” Rainbow Dash said before bursting into more fits of laughter. “But man, you have the worst luck ever. Especially seeing how you ran into Twilight of all ponies."
"Yeah I guessed that. Mind if I stay here for a bit?"
"I don't see why not. After what happened to you, I think you suffered enough. Plus we can mess around with that alien tech stuff that you got.”
“....I have no problems with that.” Amy said before pulling up the same digital screen as before.
“Oh neat, this thing lets you pick out weapons!” The pegasus said as she pointed a finger at a claymore with a punk rock like theme. Though the pegasus unintentionally touched the digital screen as said claymore appears in front of them in a digitalized way before becoming physical and landing in front of the two. “...I call dibs on it.”
“I doubt you could lift something as heavy as that.” She said before they both notice a piece of paper appearing in front of Rainbow Dash’s face. "Hey a letter" Amy pointed out as the pegasus snatched the paper from out of the air. "What does it say?"
“Sorry, but I need to head into Ponyville.” Rainbow Dash said before quickly zooming over towards the door of her house.
"How come?"
"Changelings are attacking the town, and I need to head down there and help the girls out" The pegasus said before kicking the door open and headed towards Ponyville
"H-Hay! Wait! How am I gonna get down from here!?" Amy as the human was left alone in a house made of clouds floating in the air. "Dammit."
The human headed over to where Rainbow Dash was as she looked down from the open window to see some part of the town was on fire. This pretty much got her in a pickle, she could head down to save the town from these changelings that Rainbow Dash said were attacking the town. Though there were two major problems behind that. One was the fact that she doesn’t have any combat skills other than hitting stuff with a stick, the other would be Twilight and Applejack who she knows would get her back for what she did in the forest and farm.
“Curse you conscious and wanting to do the right thing.” She said before taking a few steps back and charged right out of the door. Once outside she continues to run until she sees the edge of the cloud she was on and jumps off it. “I’m really hoping this fall doesn’t kill me!”
Chapter Seven
Metal Dash
“Running!? That’s the best plan you can think of!?” Rainbow Dash yelled as she and Amy darted down the streets of Ponyville while dodging Chrysalis’s magical beams.
“I would like to see you come up with a plan to take down a crazy queen with a fetish for enslaving people?” Amy answered as she quickly pulled Rainbow Dash down towards the ground to avoid a giant rock zooming past them and blocking their path. “Crap! We’re trapped!”
“Not on my watch!” Rainbow Dash said before picking Amy up and placing her onto her back like she was giving her a piggyback ride. “Hang on!” She said before speeding off into the sky like a rocket.
“Haha! Try to catch us now you-” Amy’s eyes widened after turning her attention towards the ground as she saw Chrysalis flying towards them at breakneck speed like a demon out of hell. “She’s coming after us!” She yelled before noticing her horn glowing. “And she’s about to fire lasers at us!”
“What are you-” Before Rainbow Dash could finish, she felt Amy pull her ears to the side as the pegasus moved to the left, just as a magical sickly green colored laser just shot past them. “Oh, buck! Hang on!” She yelled before flying down towards the ground and darted through the somewhat burning town of Ponyville. Chrysalis in turn did the same as she quickly followed after the duo through town while shooting magical beams of magic at the two.
“Can’t you shoot something at her? Like a magical beam or something!?” Rainbow Dash asked as she quickly turned the corner after almost getting nicked by one of Chrysalis’s beam attacks.
“I’m still trying to figure out how I was able to use that swamp move on her army. What makes you think I can shoot lasers from my hands?”
“I don’t know!? But we gotta think of something. We can’t keep running from her forever...I mean we could, but I don’t think that will help the town much.” She said as Amy started to quickly look around at her surroundings to see what she could use. Though an idea does appear in her head as she remembers what she did at Rainbow Dash’s home. She soon brought up a digital screen and began to search through it before pulling up a section with cards. Specifically cards with monsters on them.
“I got an idea. Quickly, turn the corner after the second house we fly by.”
“What do you mean? That leads to a dead-end in an alleyway.”
“Just do it.” The human said as she pulled pressed onto the screen to summon a hard into her hand. “This will give us time to think of a way to take her down.” The pegasus looked behind to see Chrysalis charging at them as she turned her attention back forward and quickly zoomed into the alleyway Amy ordered to go into. The moment they entered, Amy quickly tossed the card behind them as a purple glow shot out from the alleyway.
“I got you now you little-” Before she could finish her sentence, the queen of the changelings rammed face-first into whatever it was before recoiling back from the pain she felt on her face. Her rage-induced expression quickly changed to shock as she saw a headless knight standing in front of her.
“Introducing the Dullahan Knight,” Amy said as Chrysalis looked up to see Amy and Rainbow Dash floating above her from a distance. “Strong, sturdy, durable, and a hell of a pain to take down. Good luck with trying to take that down, you cheese-hole-looking freak!” She yelled as the two stared at each other in awkward silence for a good couple of seconds as Amy patted Rainbow Dash on the back. “Dude, that’s your cue to fly off.”
“Oh! Right!” Rainbow Dash said before zooming off further into Ponyville. Chrysalis’s left eye began to twitch. Mainly because not only was she made a fool out of not once, but twice by the hairless ape of a girl her partner in crime Rainbow Dash. She soon turned her attention onto the dullahan knight as a sadistic grin appeared on her face.
“Oh, I am going to make them pay for humiliating me. But first, you’ll be a good example to show them what I am going to do to them.” As the sounds of magic and metal clashing in the distance, Amy and Rainbow Dash burst through the doors of Twilight’s home. Upon entering, they quickly gather a combination of books, furniture, and beds against the door of the treehouse.
“You think that will keep her from coming inside?” Rainbow Dash asked as Amy shrugged.
“Given how pissed she might be after dealing with the dullahan knight...I say we might have a good ten seconds before she bursts through that door...that is if she could find us.” Amy said before slumping to the ground as she let out a loud sigh of exhaustion. “I can’t believe that plan worked. I’m more surprised that I could use that screen thing to summon a monster like that.”
“Seriously, do all humans have stuff like that on your planet where you’re from?”
“Um...yes...no….Honestly, I don’t know anymore. One minute I bought a keychain from a new store that came to town, the next I found myself in a world full of colorful humanoid-like ponies being chased by a girl that wanted to do experiments on me...Who would’ve thought that my crazy teacher’s lessons would pay off for once.”
“I would love to know more about what happened to you, but right now we need to think of something to deal with the bubblebutt bug queen outside.”
“Right...Um...Okay…not gonna lie, but that’s all I got. Planning wise that is.”
“...Seriously? You’re joking, right?”
“What? You try thinking of a plan when you’re being chased by a bug queen with a domination fetish!”
“....Fair point, but we got to think of something fast before she finds us. Or worse, level the entire town of Ponyville to the ground.”
“....Crap, okay…um…” Amy’s eyes widened as a sudden idea came to her head. She soon brought up the digital screen from before and started to look through it. “Okay, I have an idea.”
“And that idea is?”
“We’re going to kick her butt, that’s the idea.” The human said as Rainbow Dash stared at her with a deadpan expression on her face. The pegasus was about to speak but was cut off by Amy placing a hand in front of the mare’s face. “Hear me out. Yes, it’s something that you would suggest, but here’s where things differ.” She said before pulling up a screen with different odd-looking items. Her eyes soon locked on to what looked like to be a case of gold-colored bullets. She pressed it as the bullet case appeared in front of Rainbow Dash as the mare blinked in surprise by it. “You’re going to have a bit of a power boost.”
“What is this?”
“Well, originally this was something that’s used to help level up a character in a game to the next stage of the class they’re in. Now if video game logic works on this planet, then it should give you powers similar to mine, but different.”
“You think?”
“Well, it’s not like I’m a scientist like that crazy unicorn lady. But if I can appear on this planet with powers as I have, then this should work for you as well.” Amy said as they both heard the sound of something heavy hitting the ground outside. The two carefully made their way towards the window of the house they were in and saw the monster that Amy summoned, dead and crumbled up into a ball on the ground. Next to it was a battered up Chrysalis with one of her eyes bloodshot red and her horn somewhat broken, but it still gave off a sickly glow.
“I know you’re around here you little monsters! Come out now or else I will level the entire town of Ponyville!” Chrysalis yelled as the magic around her horn started to glow brightly before forming into a ball. She soon looked over to her left and fired off a giant beam of magical energy. Within a matter of seconds, the beam died off and revealed the entire area reduced to dust. Rainbow Dash’s and Amy’s eyes widen upon seeing this before looking at each other, then quickly move away from the window.
“....Okay, bad news. She’s pissed and is on the warpath for our heads. Good news, Dullahan was able to injure her, so that will give us a huge advantage in this fight.” Amy said as Rainbow Dash stared at her with a dumbfounded expression on her face.
“You think that’s going to help us! There’s no way we can beat her!”
“Well, what other choice do we have!?” Amy said as the pegasus noticed the girl shaking in fear. “Look I know you're scared, but so am I. I mean look at where I am? I’m on a planet full of talking ponies millions of light-years away from my home, and for all I know given the distance between this planet and earth, everyone that I know of is dead. And I might end up dead along with them in this fight. But just because I lost everything, doesn’t mean you guys haven’t. You have friends, families, and a place to call home.” She said before summoning her claymore into her hands. “Now are you going to help me kick her ass and save this town, or are you going to stay here with your tail between your legs. Scaredy cat?”
“First of all. Don’t call me a scaredy-cat, because Rainbow Dash isn’t afraid of anything. Especially some bug lady.” Rainbow Dash said as she looked over at the bullet case, still floating in the air. She soon let out a loud gulping sound before making her way over to the floating bullet case. “S-So if I were to take this…what’s going to happen to me…appearance-wise?”
“Well, I ended up with this suit and the power of darkness. Pretty sure it’ll be the same for you…don’t know what the outfit might look like, but we can get you something else to wear once we’re done.”
“...If I die, I am going to punch you.” Rainbow Dash said after grabbing the pendant. Upon taking the pendant, a bright glow burst from where Rainbow Dash was standing and caused Amy to cover her eyes. In a matter of seconds, the light started to fade and reveal rainbow Dash. Though her outfit changed from her usual attire to that of what appeared to be a scientist. “....Dear Celestia…what have you done to me!?”
“What do you mean?” Amy said as she looked up and down at Rainbow Dash’s attire.
“You made me into an egghead! Something that Twilight is!”
“Oh come on. You don’t look that bad. Metal Heart is a pretty cool class.”
“How does this make me look cool!?”
“Look, the point is that-” Before Amy could finish her sentence, she felt the upper part of Twilight’s home being ripped off via magic. Both Amy and Rainbow Dash looked up and saw Chrysalis staring at the two from above with a sadistic grin on her face.
“Found you little pest! It’s time to receive your punishment from royalty!” Chrysalis yelled as Amy and Rainbow Dash stared at Chrysalis for a good few seconds before looking at each other.
“...Dash,” Amy said as the pegasus looked over at the human. “Time for a test run.”
“You think we can win?”
“Hell no. We both have little to no knowledge as to how our powers work, and we barely have a plan, to begin with. But there’s one thing we do have.”
“And that would be?”
“We’re both idiots with determination, and I’m determined to kick her butt,” Amy said as a dark red colored aura appeared around the dark knight’s body. “You game for this?” Rainbow Dash snorted in a mix of annoyance and determination as she cracked her knuckles. She soon took up a fighting stance as she glared at Chrysalis.
“Buck it. Just because I look like a nerd, doesn’t mean I’m not going to go down swinging!”
Author's Note
Chapter 8: Robotic Assistance
Chapter Eight
Robotic Assistance
“Fly faster dammit!” Amy yelled as she once again rode on Rainbow Dash’s back as the duo zoomed through town. Tailing behind them was an enraged Chrysalis, who was charging after them while shooting lasers from her horn.
“What happened to that great speech of kicking her flank or something?” Rainbow Dash asked as she quickly dodged an oncoming magic beam from Chrysalis.
“We are fighting her, we just need to keep her pissed off to the point where we can take care of that horn she has.”
“And how are we going to do that?” The mare asked before flying up into the air to avoid another beam from the enraged queen.
“Reach into your pockets. I believe you should have a gun or something to use as a weapon given the class you’re in.” Amy said as she noticed the mare reach into her lab coat’s pocket and pulled out a handgun.
“Seriously? A toy gun? What am I going to do with something like this-” Before she could finish her sentence, the mare accidentally fired off a shot as the sound of the gun going off startled Rainbow Dash, causing the mare to fumble with the gun for a moment before catching it. “Holy mother of Celestia! What was that!?”
“That my mare friend is what we call a gun. Or in this case, a revolver to be specific.” Amy answered. “The perks about being a metal heart is that you get a lot of cool weapons and other things along with it.”
“Seriously!? How do I do that?”
“...I…don’t know,” Amy said as she noticed a deadpan expression on the pegasus’s face. “What? I’m still new to the whole superpower stuff. I’m just going by what I learned from the internet.”
“Whoever this internet pony is. They pretty much suck at his/her job.” She said as Amy was about to reply, only to feel Rainbow Dash starting to move in a zigzag pattern due to trying to avoid getting hit by Chrysalis’s magic attack.
“Stop moving around so I can hit you!” Chrysalis yelled.
“Oh yeah, we’ll stay still so you can kill us!” Amy yelled as she ducked her head from an oncoming beam of magic zooming past her head. “Crap that was close.”
“So the only plan that you have is to make her mad to the point where we can get the drop on her?” The mare asked as the human nodded. “Okay, so who’s going to be the distraction?”
“....I was hoping you would do it and I would sneak up from behind and knock her out.” She answered as Rainbow Dash deadpans at her. “Alright, fine! I’ll do it. Just drop me off and you come in from behind and knock her out. Happy?”
“Yes, because it’s not my butt that she’s going to kill.” Rainbow Dash said as she dropped Amy off around the corner she turned as flies up into the sky. The moment the pegasus was out of sight, the human quickly bolted it down the street, just as Chrysalis fired off another magical beam from the side.
“You can’t run forever you hairless ape!” Chrysalis yelled as she flew after the human. “When I get my hands on you, your life will be a living Tartarus!”
“That would be if you can catch me, you old hag!” Amy yelled before jumping out of Chrysalis's attempt to tackle her to the ground. The moment Chrysalis was in front of her, the human was sent flying backward from a magical beam that the queen shot out from her horn and crashed into a nearby cart filled with flowers. “Pain…so much pain.” She said before feeling her throat being grabbed as the changeling queen levitates the human over to her.
“You are trying my patient's monkey! Now surrender or else I will make your punishment five times more painful than it’s going to be!” Chrysalis yelled as the human spat on her face. There was a moment of silence hanging in the air as Chrysalis focused her attention on Amy, who was grinning like an idiot thinking she won the fight…in honesty, she didn’t. If anything it just made Chrysalis even angrier as she slammed the human onto the ground and began punching her in the face. “How dare you spit on your queen like that you miserable monkey!?”
“N-Not that…h-hard seeing how you’re c-close to me.” She said in between punches as the changeling queen continued to punch her in the face for a while before tossing her off to the side as she slams into a tree.
“Will you stop doing that!?”
“W-What d-do you mean?”
“Having a stupid retort for almost everything I’ve been saying. Faust, it’s like something comes into your mind and you just speak them out. Do you have ADHD or something!?”
“Or, I could be rhetorical in the stuff I’m saying~,” Amy said, only for Chrysalis to charge at her with her foot and kick the human through the tree she was leaning on. The tumbles a bit before coming to a slow stop as she lets out a gasp of air. “O-Okay, not one of my best comments.” She said before feeling Chrysalis’s foot on her now bruised ribs.
“Any last words before I rip your tongue out from your mouth?”
“Yeah,” Amy said before slamming her hand onto the ground which caused a large pool of blood to appear below herself and Chrysalis. “Blood Swamp.” The moment Chrysalis saw this, her wings opened up as she floated above the human’s attack.
“Nice try creature. But I’ve seen that move done before-” Before she could finish, thorns erupted from the pool of blood and impaled Chrysalis’s arms, legs, and wings.
“....Okay that was new, but I’m not complaining about it,” Amy said as she staggered to her feet. “Bet you weren’t expecting that-” Before the human could finish her sentence, she felt her throat being grabbed once again as Chrysalis used her magic to levitate the human over to her.
“Did you forget that I can still use my magic?” Chrysalis asked as she increased the strength of her magical grip around the human’s throat. “I decided to change my mind about making you a slave. I’m just going to kill you and use your corpse to feed my rose garden!”
“I…have….no regret!” Amy yelled as she felt her vision starting to fade in and out of consciousness due to lack of oxygen due to being strangled by Chrysalis. The moment she was about to lose consciousness, the sound of a gunshot echoed through the area they were in followed by the sound of bone breaking. She soon felt herself drop to the ground as she gasped for air. Just as she was slowly recovering, she soon looked down to see Chrysalis’s horn drops down next to her.
“Holy Celestia! That worked!?” Rainbow Dash yelled as Amy looked up to see Chrysalis looking down at her horn with a shocked expression on her face. The human looked at her for a moment before busting out laughing upon seeing the expression on the changeling’s face.
“Not a bad look queeny. Suits you more than having a jagged horn with holes in it!” She said before rolling on the floor a bit but soon stopped upon seeing a broken expression on her face. Not the kind where you think they’re defeated, but the kind where they have nothing else to lose and will do anything to kill you on the spot.
“....I am going to enjoy killing you both.”
“And how are you going to do that? You can’t use magic without your-” Before Rainbow Dash could finish her sentence, she noticed the changeling’s arms changing into muscular arms. The sound of the thorns restraining her slowly began to crack before breaking as the queen was free from her restraints. “...Oh buck me sideways.”
“Did you think that breaking my horn would prevent me from using my magic!? After my humiliating defeat, I decided to train myself in the arts of magic. Delay magic is very helpful for situations like this.” Chrysalis said as she cracked her knuckles. “Though it only lasts for an hour, that's plenty of time to make you both suffer my wrath.”
“....Rainbow Dash!” Amy yelled as Chrysalis was about to slam her fist into the human’s face, only for the cyan pegasus to quickly tackle the human to the side. The ground shook for a moment as the two saw a crater made from where Chrysalis’s attack struck. The queen slowly pulled her fist out of the ground as she looked over at the human and pegasus with a manic grin on her face.
“Okay…I was not expecting that.” Rainbow Dash said as they watched the changeling slowly making her way over to them. “Isn’t there anything you have to beat her?”
“Given how freakishly muscular she is…I got nothing that could defeat her on the spot…where are your friends?” Amy asked as she noticed a sheepish expression on the pegasus’s face.
“C-Canterlot Castle…currently waiting for Celestia and Luna to gather the royal guards to come to Ponyville…I kind of left on my own seeing how Twilight teleported us out of there.”
“Can’t she just do it again?”
“She said it takes a lot out of her to do that…plus it was on the spot so…yeah, she’s out of magic.”
“Fan fucking tastic,” Amy said before turning her attention onto Chrysalis as the pair pulled themselves up from the ground. “Okay, so new plan. We keep hitting her long enough so that the others can come here.”
“And you think we can do that? Keep in mind that we don’t have much on how our powers work.”
“True, but winging it seems to help us. So we might as well wing it until something happens.” Amy said before noticing something shiny in Rainbow Dash’s lab coat. “Hey, what’s that?” The pegasus blinked in confusion as to what Amy meant before noticing she was pointing at her coat pocket. She reaches into her pocket to pull out a strange device and begins to examine it.
“Huh, this is new.” The pegasus said as she accidentally pressed a button on it. In doing so, blue-colored cubes appeared in front of her and Amy for a couple of seconds before vanishing. In its place was a bulky-looking robot and a strange pad with light coming from it. “...Um…what just happened?”
“....Huh, so that’s the class summoning their robots…looks a lot different in the game than in real life.”
“What do you mean by that?” Rainbow Dash asked before noticing the light from the pad getting brighter as small drones in the shape of arrowheads appear from out of it and around Rainbow Dash and Amy.
“You can pretty much summon an army of robots to your…aid.” She said as the two looked at each other for a moment, then at the device, then at each other again before looking over at Chrysalis who was staring in surprise at the robots appearing out of nowhere. “Dude…how many of these can you summon?”
“I don’t know. I don’t even know if there’s a limit to how many I can summon….wanna find out?” Rainbow Dash asked as she noticed a grin appearing on the humans. The two turn their attention onto Chrysalis as she notices the grins on their faces along with more robots, drones, and thermal firearms surrounding herself and the human. The queen’s eyes widened upon seeing this as fear started to become more prevalent in her than anything else.
“Don’t know how long this will last, but all I can say is that this is gonna be a bloodbath of epic proportions,” Amy said as a devilish grin appeared on her face before calling out to Chrysalis. “Not too late to surrender bug butt. Give up now and my friend here won’t have to make more holes in your body.”
“If you think your little toys will stop me from unleashing my wrath upon you, you’re sadly mistaken!” She yelled before charging at the pair.
“Welp, there goes diplomacy. Dash, unleash the dogs of war!” She yelled which caused Rainbow Dash to stare at her in confusion.
“What is that supposed to mean?”
“...Have the robots attack her,” Amy said with a deadpan expression on her face as Rainbow Dash pressed another button on the device that she was holding, causing the drones and robots to charge at Chrysalis.
“You should’ve just said that, idiot.” Rainbow Dash said as Amy deadpans even hard at the pegasus before turning her attention on the queen fighting the somewhat small army of machines.
Chapter Nine
A Bloody Mess
There were a lot of things that Amy feared in her life. First would be capybaras, mainly because there can’t be an animal this chill to the point of letting other animals lay on it like a pillow. Second, children who smile too much…I believe that’s self-explanatory given horror movies involving evil demons taking over the body of a child. Third, the maid that her father hired when she was a kid. Seeing Chrysalis going through a small army of futuristic robots from another world and looking like a monster that just got out of a war with humans hellbent on killing her and Rainbow Dash…This will count as number four of things that will make Amy reevaluate her life choices.
“Okay, I was not expecting this,” Amy said as she and Rainbow Dash slowly backed away from the injured and enraged changeling queen who was limping her way over to them.
“How is she still able to move!? We threw everything at her. Even the kitchen sink. Literally!” Rainbow Dash yelled while pointing off to the side where the kitchen sink landed after being thrown at Chrysalis.
“My rage for me killing you both is what’s driving me at this point!” Chrysalis yelled before changing at the human and pegasus. Just as she was within striking range, Amy was about to strike her with her weapon. Only for the changeling queen to vanish and cause Amy to miss. The human and pegasus quickly look around to see where Chrysalis had vanished off to, only to feel a pair of hands grab their necks from behind and slam them on the ground. “You have made a mockery of me for far too long. Now it’s payback time!” She yelled before dragging them along the ground as she charged through town.
The moment she was coming up on a couple of buildings, she brought the pair up and used them as shields to protect herself as she ran through the houses. After the twelfth house she ran through, Chrysalis soon threw the pair through the last house before firing off a giant beam of magic at the house they were thrown into. An explosion erupted from the house as Amy and Rainbow Dash were sent flying and crashed on the roof of a nearby house.
“Yep, this is the worst day of my entire life,” Amy said as she forcefully pulled herself, only to fall backward onto the roof as she felt a foot push her down. Looking up, she could see the battered queen standing on top of her with a manic grin on her face. “I don’t suppose an apology would fix anything, would it?” She asked before feeling Chrysalis break her right arm with a bone-shattering stomp. The sound of the human screaming in pain brought joy to the queen as she quickly grabbed her by the throat and started to crush her windpipes.
“I’m going to enjoy seeing you beg for your life!” Chrysalis said as she was on the verge of breaking the human’s throat. It was only when she felt something land on her back was when she drew her attention off of the human.
“Surprise ugly!” Rainbow Dash said as the queen noticed a strange remote in the pegasus’s hands. The moment she pressed a button on it, an explosion set off on Chrysalis's back causing her to release her hold on Amy and fall off the roof due to the force behind it. Just as Chrysalis hit the ground, she was soon assaulted by a small cluster of air drones pelting her from above with bullets. With the queen busy dealing with the assault drones, Rainbow Dash quickly flew over to the human, picked her by bridal style, and soon flew off down the street. Once they had a good couple of yards away from Chrysalis, the cyan pegasus placed the human down and against the side of a house they were hiding behind.
“Glad you’re starting to get the hang of using those robots of yours,” Amy said while coughing and catching her breath. “God this is not going as well as I thought it would be.”
“Well, what did you expect? We’re winging it, remember?”
“I mean yeah…but you think this would go well seeing how we’re kind of…well the good guys…right?”
“Of course we are…I think?” Rainbow Dash said before pondering the question. “I mean she did attack and invade Canterlot during the wedding…though she never gave us an answer as to why she did it.”
“I mean we could ask…but I think that’s a bit risky given how she’s planning on killing us.”
“Right…Jeez, how long does it take to get Celestia and the others down here?” Rainbow Dash asked as she looked around the corner of the house they were hiding behind. “It can’t be that hard to teleport here given how it’s Celestia and Artemis.”
“If they’re rulers of this country, then they need to do a better job at getting their forces together.” She said before wincing from the pain she felt in her arm. “Crap, I almost forgot about my broken arm.”
“What do you mean by that?” Rainbow Dash asked before noticing Amy’s jagged arm as she gasped. “Oh buck, that’s not going to heal up anytime soon.”
“No shit Captain states the obvious.” The human said before bringing up a digital screen with items on it. “Hold up, I need to try something.”
“What do you mean by that?” The pegasus watched as the human pressed on an icon with an image of a blue bottle on it. Upon pressing it, said bottle would appear in front of them as the human carefully grabs it. The human examines the bottle for a few seconds before opening it and begins to drink the contents that were inside it. A blue aura outlined her body for a moment as she felt her broken arm patch itself up within seconds. “...Okay if we survive this, we have to look over that weird screen thing you have.”
“Yeah, that would be a huge “if” on the surviving part,” Amy said while looking around to see where Chrysalis was, only to pause upon feeling something wet drop on her head. “Great, now it’s going to rain. As if this couldn’t get any worse.”
“T-That’s not rain.” Rainbow Dash said as the human noticed a shocked expression on her face. A sense of dread washed over the dark knight as she slowly looked in the direction the pegasus was looking. Her eyes widened upon seeing a bullet-riddled, blood-covered, and manic-looking changeling look down upon them from the roof of the building they were hiding behind.
“Ah…Well shit.” Amy said as she and Rainbow Dash quickly moved out of the way of Chrysalis land where they were.
“I am done playing these stupid games. You two will die, by my hands, and I will mount your heads over the fireplace in my bed!” She yelled before charging an enlarged fist as she attempted to deliver an earth-shattering punch to the human’s face. The human’s eyes widened upon seeing this as she quickly coated her sword with evil energy and blocked the oncoming attack. Upon blocking it, the force behind it caused the ground to buckle a bit as the human was staggering backward due to her lack of strength to push Chrysalis back. A grin appeared on her face as Chrysalis was about to grab Amy by the throat, only to recoil back from the pain she felt in her right eye. Looking to her right, she saw Rainbow Dash with a gun in her hand, and smoke coming from it as a sign that it was she who attacked her.
While Chrysalis was distracted, the human quickly knocked the changeling’s fist to the side before impaling it into the joint that connects her arm to her shoulder. The changeling queen turns her attention back onto the human as she watches her bring her weapon up and cut her arm clean off thanks to the evil energy engulfing her sword. The changeling gritted her teeth from the pain she felt as she retaliated by applying muscles to her other arm and backhanded the dark knight away and into the wall of the house across from her.
The moment Chrysalis staggered from the blood loss she was feeling, she heard the sound of something loud coming from her right. Looking to her right, she was met with an iron fist as a bulky-looking mech delivered a powerful punch to her face, which in turn caused Chrysalis to slide to the side due to the force behind the punch. The changeling quickly stopped herself by slamming a foot into the ground and glared over at the direction where the air mecha was floating next to Rainbow Dash. A frantic expression was plastered on the pegasus’s face upon seeing the muscular changeling heading toward her. She looked down at the device she was holding and started pressing random buttons. In doing so, the small little door-like compartments open up on the robot as a barrage of missiles shoot out and lock onto Chrysalis.
The changeling’s eyes widened upon seeing this and quickly slammed her fist onto the ground as a wall of earth erupted in front of her to protect herself from the oncoming attack. Once the attack was over, she quickly sent the slab of earth flying at the robot and destroying it upon impact. As the robot shattered into pieces, Rainbow Dash quickly flew above Chrysalis in an attempt to escape. But her attempt was short-lived, as Chrysalis grabbed her by the tail and slammed her onto the ground. A grin appeared on the queen’s face as she watched the wind being knocked out of the Pegasus.
“Not so tough now are you, Rainbow Crash?” Chrysalis asked before lifting and slamming the pegasus again onto the ground. “What happened to all the tough talk you and that monkey was spewing out?” She asked as she slammed her onto the ground again. The moment she hit the ground a third time, the outfit that she had on vanished into ones and zeros which in turn caused the queen to be taken by surprise by this for a moment before a devilish smile appeared. “Ha! Guess there was a time limit to that weird magic of yours, little pony. Underneath that tough exterior, you’re nothing more than a weak little insect.”
“That’s fucking offensive to insects!” Amy yelled while trying to pull herself from out of the wall she was in. Chrysalis looked over at the slightly conscious pegasus for a moment before dropping her to the ground. The same manic expression was now turned onto the human as she noticed Chrysalis’s muscular form vanishing while making her way over to Amy. “L-Look like you’ve reached your limit.” She said while aiming her sword at Chrysalis.
“I don’t need my magic to kill you, monkey,” Chrysalis said after knocking the human’s weapon to the side. Once Chrysalis was in front of the human, she reached for her neck and began to choke her out. “All I need is just one hand to choke you out.” She said while Amy began feeling Chrysalis crushing her throat slowly. The human would deliver punches to the queen’s face but was ineffective to her as the queen continued to strangle the living daylights out of her.
“Dammit, even with me holding my breath, I can still feel my throat being crushed by her freakishly man-hand.” Amy thought while continuing to flail her fists and feet at the changeling’s face and other parts of her body to get her to release her hold on her. She could feel her vision fading in and out of consciousness. “Do something stupid, this is not how your life ends. Especially if Twilight is going to use my dead body for her experimentation or something!” She thought before closing her eyes to concentrate like before at Rarity’s home. She began to focus the energy on the tip of her as it formed into a needle. The human weakly raised her hand towards the queen’s chest and quickly thrust it into the area of her collarbone.
“A last-ditch effort in trying to wound me? As annoying as it feels, that’s not going to work on me, monkey.” Chrysalis said before noticing a smirk on the human’s face.
“Figure you need something sticking in you. You know what with you being old and haven’t been banged in-” Before Amy could finish her snide remark, the changeling continued to apply more pressure to the human’s throat.
“I’ll kill you before you even utter another word!” Chrysalis yelled as she lifted the human and slammed her onto the ground. The human grunted from the pain she felt but continued to concentrate more of her energy on her finger. The moment she could feel enough pressure drawn to her finger, she soon released it and fired off a medium-sized beam of evil energy through the area where Amy’s finger was. The queen’s eyes widened upon the incredible pain she felt from having her other arm and parts of her upper body as the human let out a gasp of air once the changeling’s hold on her was released.
“Ha! Bet you didn’t see that one coming!” Amy yelled in between her coughing fit as she watched Chrysalis fall to her knees while green-colored blood could be seen leaking out from the areas where her arms and shoulder used to be. The moment the human pulled herself up a bit, she noticed a sign appearing in front of her just like before at Applejack’s Apple Orchard.
Skill Unlocked: Ejection Buster:Launch forward a beam of evil energy.
“Huh…guess that’ll be a thing every time I learn something new,” Amy said before looking over at Chrysalis who was staring at Amy with bloodlust in her eyes. “Seriously!? You’re still alive…let alone conscious!?” She said before noticing staring at her in wrath and rage in her eyes. She stared at the human for a couple of seconds before staggering to her feet and lunging herself toward the human in an attempt to sink her fangs into her neck. The human’s eyes widened upon seeing this as she quickly jumped out of the way, causing Chrysalis to crash face-first into the wall of a house that they were next to. The changeling slides down to the ground before pulling herself up again, and staggers over at the human.
“I am going to kill you, even if I have to use my teeth to rip and tear out your vocal cords,” Chrysalis said as the human backed away from the changeling in fear. Just as the human was moving backward, she soon noticed a familiar cyan pegasus sneaking up behind her with a piece of two-by-four in her hands. A smirk appeared on Amy’s face as she turned her focus on Chrysalis while trying to push her fears to the side. “W-Well look how the mighty have fallen. Guess this is the outcome of what happens when a fat-ass queen has been out of shape for who knows how long. I guess it’s true about what they say, old tree trunks like yourself should be nourishment for the next generation~”
The changeling queen’s eyes turned black as she was about to charge at Amy, only for Rainbow Dash to strike her in the back of her head and send her flying forward. The dark knight’s eyes widen upon seeing Chrysalis heading towards her as she quickly ducks out of the way of the oncoming queen. The moment she ducked out of the way, the sound of flesh being sliced into followed by a gargling gagging noise from behind.
“Oh buck…” Rainbow Dash said as Amy noticed the pegasus covering her mouth in shock. The dark knight slowly turned her head to the side as she saw Chrysalis deep-throating her sword. The human quickly moved away from the bloody sight and made her way over to Rainbow Dash to hide behind her.
“I-Is she dead?” Amy asked while looking over the shoulder of Rainbow Dash, only to notice her deadpan expression.
“Naw, she’s just resting with a sword deep down her throat. What do you think!?”
“You can thank Chrysalis for that. She slammed onto the ground so hard that it knocked that thing you gave me off.” She said before looking over herself. “I’m a bit surprised I don’t have any broken bones or something.”
“I’m going to assume the outfits have some kind of protection or something.” The human said before carefully making her way over to Chrysalis’s dead body. Once she was close, she looked around the ground for a moment before picking up a piece of wood and pokes Chrysalis’s body. “Well…she looks to be dead…and she’s not moving even after poking her with a stick.”
“Okay…so now what?” Rainbow Dash asked as she made her way over to the human.
“Welp, your friends and the rulers of this country will be coming soon…so I’m going to pass out for the next couple of hours.”
“....You’re joking, right?”
“I’ve been chased by a mad unicorn, kicked around town like a ragdoll from Applejack and Pinkie Pie’s Party Cannon, and almost killed by a bug queen. And this has been for the past couple of hours!” Amy said before falling back first onto the ground. “I think I deserve some time to sleep…I would be grateful if you hid me at your place seeing how Twilight can’t fly and it would be the last place she’ll look.”
“Oh horse feathers, you’re not joking.” Rainbow Dash said as the human went limp and passed out. “This is not how I wanted to spend my day today.”
Chapter 6: Blood on the Dance Floor
Chapter Six
Blood on The Dance Floor
Ponyville was in shambles. The houses were either wrecked or halfway burned to the ground by green flames, or by the changelings' use of brute force. So far the only building that wasn't badly damaged and standing was Town Hall, where the ponies of Ponyville were hiding in. Standing in front of the entrance were six ponies who were worn out and tired, and a small army of changelings surrounding them. Standing in between them and the army was Queen Chrysalis with a smug grin on her face of her accomplishment of taking down the mane six this time.
“Taking you girls down was almost as easy as last time at Shining Armor’s wedding. Though at least this time, I don’t have to worry about Shining Armor and Cadence performing that lovey-dovey barrier spell.” Chrysalis said before taking a couple of steps towards Twilight. “And again you don’t have your elements of harmony tools on you. Looks like history ends up repeating itself with you fools.”
“Like we need them to kick your sorry flank!” Rainbow Dash said as she quickly charged at Chrysalis in an attempt to punch her in the face, only for a barrier to appear around her as it caused the cyan pegasus to recoil back from the pain. The moment she recoiled backwards she along with Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were sent flying backwards either into the walls of town hall or off onto the ground by five sickly green color beams of magic.
“Girls!” Twilight yelled in shock but soon began to struggle to breath as she felt her throat being strangled by Chrysalis’s magic and dragged over to her.
“Now with them out of the way, we can get down to business. The reason why I’m here is for the weird creature that you have in your town.”
“W-Weird creature? What are you t-talking about-”
“Don’t play dumb with me, pony. I know you are hiding that creature in this town. It can’t possibly be a pony seeing how it’s missing its fur on its body from what the drone had told me. This creature can use dark magic. Something that is rare to use without backlash or repercussions.” Chrysalis said as she noticed Twilight’s eyes widen. “The expression on your face tells me everything. So I suggest you hand her over or else I’m going to rend this town to ashes along with everypony in it.”
“I don’t know where she’s-” Before Twilight could say anything else, she felt her throat being squeezed by Chrysalis’s magic as it caused her to gag and gasp for air.
“Don’t lie to me, pony. I know you know where that hairless ape creature is. So don’t tempt my patients! Where is the creature or so help me I will-” A loud crash was heard off to the side of Chrysalis and Twilight as their attentions were turned onto the house off to the side.
“Haha! I can’t believe I survived that!” Amy yelled in both triumph and excitement within the house, though that little bit of victory over gravity and human anatomy was short lived as she fell down a set of stairs and trumbles outside of the already destroyed house she was in. She soon stops the moment she crashed into a nearby bush as she lets out an annoyed groan before pulling herself up. “I...meant to do that.”
“Well, well, well. Looks like my search is over.” Chrysalis said as she tossed Twilight off to the side and focused her attention onto Amy. “I must say, it’s really odd to see a creature like yourself that can master dark magic so easily. But nevertheless, bow down to me. For you are in the presents of your soon to be future queen of Equestria, Queen Chrysalis. Ruler of the Changelings and your new master.”
“....Okay I have a few questions...Mainly at the fact of what hell happened to your arms and legs!?” Amy asked as she pointed a finger at the changeling’s arms and legs. “How are you able to move and stand with those holes in them? I mean what happened, did someone attack you with a gatling gun and stop shooting you upon seeing that you suffered enough?”
“....I’m going to ignore that comment and let it slide. Mainly because it seems that you’re not that familiar with my kind and possibly lived in the everfree-”
“I mean seriously. If I was born like that, I would walk towards the nearest living thing and kill due to how messed up I look.” Amy said as some of the changelings started to snicker among themselves, only to stop upon seeing their queen’s gaze on them as they looked away.
“Clearly you need to know when to keep your mouth shut when in front of royalty.”
“Oh forgive the queen of the cheese hole bug people. I didn’t know I was talking with a crazy person who thinks she’s royalty. But is a grade A idiot trying to get attention because their mommy or daddy didn’t give her some when she was a little baby.” Amy said as more of the changelings began to snicker at the human’s comment. Chrysalis’s left eye twitched in irritation from her comment as she glared at the human
“....I’m about five second to killing you creature.”
“You wouldn’t be the first to say that to me. But I’m having a hard time believing that I should take you seriously.”
“And why should you? Do you realise that you are in the presence of your new master who will and if not turn you into a weapon for me and me alone.”
“Now I would take you seriously if there was one thing that you should realise.”
“And that would be?”
“The crazy lavender color unicorn is gone while you were busy talking to my stupid ass.” Amy said as it caused Chrysalis to turn her attention on the mane six that were gone. “Oh snap, they all left me...what hell man!?” She said before noticing the queen’s eyes glaring bright red at her. “And you’re pissed from the looks of it.”
“....I am going to make your life a living hell when I’m done with you!” Chrysalis yelled as she started shooting magical beams of energy at Amy as she quickly began to dodge them with moderate grace. Most of the beams that she dodged grazed her skin as she quickly took cover into an abandoned house. “Hiding like that won’t save you from my wrath, hairless ape!”
“Pretty sure I can! Considering how you can’t see me through walls!” Amy yelled as soon lets out a scream from a beam nearly inches from heading her head.
“No, but I can hear your screams of terror!”
“They’re not screams of terror...they’re screams of...triumph!” She said before another blast almost hit her in the head again as she started to bolted through the house. The moment she saw the window across from her, Amy brought her arms up to protect herself and crashed through the window and barrel rolled into a nearby bush.
“You can’t hide forever you stupid hairless ape! Sooner or later you’ll screw up, and then I’ll be sure to train you to be my obedient slave!” She said while she and a couple of changelings began to fire upon the house she was in.
“Can’t keep running forever, otherwise they’ll use the citizens to draw me out soon.” Amy said before taking a deep breath and focusing her attention onto the queen’s army. “Please let this skill go into effect like it did at Applejack’s farm.” She said before placing her hands onto the ground. Upon doing so, she began to concentrate her attention onto the ground as the crimson and black colored energy gathered around her arms for a moment before vanishing. Seconds later the pool of energy appeared underneath Chrysalis and her army as they began to sink into the crimson pool of demonic energy.
The queen’s eyes widened upon seeing this as she quickly used her magic to teleport herself out of the blood swamp and appear off to the side. She soon watched her army sinking into the swamp as it soon disappeared once the last changeling was swallowed up by the swamp. Her ears twitched upon hearing the sound of something moving in a bush as she looked over to see Amy appearing from out of it.
“Okay, honestly. I didn’t think I could pull that off.” She said before noticing Chrysalis staring at her with a mix of anger and dumbfounded. “Um...sorry about your army?”
“...I’m going to hurt...So...So much once I bring you to my dungeon.”
“...That’s very suggestive-” Before Amy could finish that statement, she was soon sent flying backwards into town by a magical beam shooting out of Chrysalis’s horn. The human soon felt herself crashing against the wall of a nearby house as she let out a painful groan from the impact she felt from colliding with the wall. “N-Note to self. Best keep my mouth shut when dealing with a pissed off bug pony with a domination complex.”
“Good advice.” Chrysalis said as she appeared in front of Amy and grabbed her by the neck with her hand. “Shape you couldn’t have done it sooner. You wouldn’t be suffering by now.”
“Pretty sure I would, given how fucked up in the head you are-” Amy was soon cut off as she felt Chrysalis’s grip increased more around her throat. “C-Can’t...B-Breath.”
“You have made a mockery of me and my army. Now I am going to make sure you will never disrespect your master ever again.” Chrysalis said as the human could feel her wind pipes being squeezed more and more by the second. Though her attention was soon focused on a familiar rainbow streak heading towards them. “Any last words before I brainwash you into a mindless puppet?”
“Y-Yeah, ever been hit by a pony going at a possible two-hundred miles per hour?” Amy asked with a grin on her face. The queen raised an eyebrow at her statement, and was about to comment on how ridiculous it sounded. But she soon felt something hit her hard in the jaw as she and Amy were sent flying off in different directions. Chrysalis was sent into a burning house, while Amy was sent flying into the sky, only to be caught by Rainbow Dash in a matter of seconds. “Where the hell did you and the others run off to!? I was mere seconds from being that thing’s personal sex slave or worse!”
“You can thank Twilight for that. She kind of teleported us to Canterlot while you were distracting Chrysalis.”
“....I’ll be sure to...never mind. Not going to deal with that crazy pony girl. Anyway, mind telling me who Chrysalis is?”
“Crazy queen of the changelings that want to take over Equestria. We kind of beat her once during Shining Armor and Princess Cadence’s wedding.” She said before landing down towards the ground and placing her human back onto her feet.
“And why hasn’t she been taken care of?”
“Well, it’s kind of hard to find somepony when they’re thrown from Canterlot all the way to who knows where. I mean, we kind of assume she was gone for good after that.”
“For the most part it’s understandable, but still no excuse for not arresting her for doing something like that ....Speaking of her, you think that kick you delivered killed her?”
“....Um.” Before Rainbow Dash could answer, the two heard the sound of an explosion off a few feet from beside them as they saw Chrysalis staggering out of the burning house in seething rage as parts of her body was covered in small flames.
“I will rip off your flesh and use them as rugs for when I bathe in both your blood!”
“Honestly, I was more trying to get her off of you than killing her.” Rainbow Dash said as she and Amy took a step backwards. “Please tell me that you have a plan?”
“I do, but I need you to do exactly as I do.”
“Alright?” The mare said as she noticed the human turning around and getting into a runners position.
“Run!” Amy yelled as she darted down the streets of Ponyville. Rainbow Dash blinks upon seeing this as she looks over at Chrysalis who was charging at them. The mare’s eyes widened upon seeing this aa she bolted it down the streets along with Amy.
