
Bothersome Gnat
Imagine you're a dragon, now imagine you, at some point in your many millennia of life, stole a Lich's Phylactery and now he want's it back...but see, neither you nor he can find it, he just knows it was you.
Thaveraiik Vallouioux Karthreil, also known by many other names such as The Calamity, Scorched Earth, and many more, is a very tired dragon. One of his age doesn't have time for petty squabbles and even eating for the most part. Of course, as is tradition, he makes exceptions for those hoping to skim his hoard.
The usual scorch and chomp after they inevitably upset the delicate balance upon which the hoard sits, waking the dragon up. What usually doesn't happen, is a pony walking straight to the enormous draconic being on top of the hoard and bopping them on the snout before yelling "I want my Phylactery back"

1042 words: Estimated 5 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- A Perfectly Fine Nap, Ruined 2021-07-10 10:41:06 UTC1042