Your Little Mailmare

Sorry about the wait guys. I got a crazy idea in my head, and I couldnt' focus on this until it was out of my head and onto a page. Here's a link for those interested in see what caused the delay. Besides me goofing off and playing games/reading/school.

Shoutout's to: J0HNS0N, and Nightmare for pre-reading/editing. If anyone spots an error they missed please point it out. Preferably with the paragraph it came from to make it easier on me.

So without further delay, ladies and gentlecolts I give you!

Chapter 2

Plans for the Future

It has been several months since you and Ditzy started dating. Dinky, to your surprise was quite happy for you and Ditzy. When you asked her why she was so accepting of you intruding on her life she simply said, “I’m glad you make mom happy, Dad.” That was the first time she called you Dad. You shed tears of joy afterwards. That was five weeks after you started dating Ditzy, and two weeks ago you moved in.

You called it with the financial savings, you both have never been better. Financially or otherwise. Work has become a lot of fun though. During the off weeks when the mail traffic is slow enough where you have several hours off, Ditzy tends to get a little frisky. Right in the main room she’d start something.

One time while she was sucking you off beneath the counter, a customer came in. She didn’t stop. In fact, she went at it with renewed gusto. You were trying your best to handle the situation with the pony who wanted to get a package sent off with a straight face. Meanwhile you had a mare between your thighs that was working wonders on your member.

Worst of all, just as you reach out to grab the package to move it over to the scale after answering some questions she had Ditzy took a hold of your balls and you quickly succumbed to the feelings. That was awkward. You nearly dropped the box off the counter as the feelings overcame your basic motor skills. You hunched over the counter as your body shook. After a short while, she asked you if you were okay. You told her you were fine and you are just getting over a bad cold.

On her way out, she smirked at you and winked. She SO knew what happened. Makes sense, she could probably smell it too. What was her name again…? The white mare with the purple mane, Ditzy said her name was Rarity, and she was a major gossip. That had you worried. You were worried for your job, for Ditzy’s job, and both of your reputations. After a few weeks of not getting fired and no other bizarre happenings, you decided to ask her about it.

When you tracked her down, she said “I’m just glad the poor mare finally found herself a stallion that was good enough for her and kind enough to take care of her heart.” You couldn’t thank her enough for keeping what she more than likely figured out a secret. “I’m a gossip, not a ruiner of lives. If you really must thank me, be sure to come to me for the dress.” When you asked what she was talking about, she merely laughed. “Why, the wedding dress of course!”

You started blushing and fumbling over your own words. “Now… Uh… I don’t think… To soon… And Dinky… Muffins.” Rarity started outright laughing at your sorry ass. Loud, unrestrained laughter. If she was laughing any harder she’d be on the floor rolling. After several long minutes of her trying to catch her breath and calming down she started speaking again. “I’m so very sorry darling, I just couldn’t help it. Too soon you think? You certainly moved in rather quickly didn’t you? I may not know more details on what you two share beyond the physical,” She took this point to wink at you. “But I know it’s strong. While you are moving faster in your relationship than my friend Rainbow Dash can fly; you also share something that few couples share. I think you’d be well within your boundaries to take it to the next level my dear.”

You couldn’t well argue her point. Those were very valid observations and good food for thought. “You see it too don’t you?” You nod.

“Yeah, you certainly put up a strong argument. I can’t deny it either. I love her more than words will ever be able to convey. All my life I looked for a mare like her, and now I’ve found her. I wouldn’t happen to be able to order rings from you, would I?”

Rarity’s eyes light up like the sun on a clear day. “Marvelous! Oh I’ll order one right away!” She starts off on this tangent of things you know nothing about. All you hear is her adding things together on a list.

“Whoa now! Easy there! Let’s slow down a bit, I’m just ordering a ring. I don’t know how much any of the things you were saying are going to cost. Rings aren’t cheap, at least, not the one Ditzy deserves.”

"Oh how sweet! Don’t worry, I’ll get one that I’m sure Ditzy will just love. We can work out payment later.”

“That sounds like a plan. Mares gotta make a living eh?”

“Yes. As bad as that sounds, being generous doesn’t pay the bills. Being easy to work with on payments keeps ponies coming back though, so it all balances out.”

“I hear ya. I’ll leave this is your capable hooves.”

“Rest assured I’ll get her a ring that’ll leave her speechless. Well, before she says ‘Yes’ and showers you with kisses.” She winked at you bringing your blush back in full force. You chuckle weakly and take this as your queue to leave before it’s anymore awkward.

After work the next day, you and Ditzy went off to the bar. You only go out to a bar once, maybe twice, a month so far. All sorts of things go down when you leave because you both are hilarious drunks.

On this night however, you are reminded about a couple of bullies in Dinky’s school and you were struck with a sudden realization that you planned to vandalize their house for revenge. With the relationship you share with what you happily consider your family, you decided you and Ditzy would go out and actually do it. Vandalize the houses that is, because, you’ve already done it. A few times.

Anyway! Here you both were, walking down the road, drunk off your flanks, and you both couldn’t stop giggling and trying to shush one another as you stumbled down the road. Your saddle bags were stuffed with toilet paper and shaving cream to write on the lawn with. Gotta make sure you get the message across as to why this is happening after all.

Thanks to your jobs at the post office, neither of you had any problems getting the address for Diamond Tiara’s and Silver Spoon’s houses. Your drunken plans were obviously simple. Throw the toilet paper all over the trees and house then write ‘Stop bullying your classmates stuck up bitches’ on the lawn. Hopefully their parents will do something about it. Otherwise things will have to get more extreme. Things get lost in the mail all the time after all. Bills that go un-paid leave bad marks on your credit score. Mis-mailed letters that would look like black mail sent to a newspaper would look bad too. False or otherwise, some pony’s reputation would never recover from such a scandal.

Crazy how much power you had over things really. That aside, you both had arrived at the first house, and Ditzy grabbed the first roll and flew up to wrap it around the tree. She didn’t stop at just tossing it like you would’ve, oh no. She wrapped that sucker up like a Hearth’s Warming Day gift. She even somehow managed to tie it in a neat little bow at the top. It was a toilet paper Hearth’s Warming tree with a bow on top. How the hell did she manage that?

While she took a few more rolls you took a can of shaving cream and began writing on the lawn. Since they both had a fair amount of money, their lawns were exceptionally big so you got to write it down a few times.

Much giggling and shushing of one another you were finished and began the walk down to the next house. It wasn’t that far away from the first house, which had a lawn as large as the last one. So you got right to writing. While Ditzy started wrapping the trees. A few minutes, and a few rolls of toilet paper and another can of shaving cream later, you both were running home. Laughing like madmares all the way not giving one single fuck if you were bothering someone.

When you got home you were met with an angry Dinky. Something you found interesting was that Dinky was quite the mature filly for her age. She’s a little firecracker that one is. She let you know when you did something she didn’t like, and in this case, it was staying out late, and getting drunk. Again. “Where have you to been? Do you two have any idea what time it is?”

Both yours, and Ditzy’s ears flattened to the back of your head. Powerless against the filly who was reprimanding you. “You know I had to make dinner tonight?”

You spoke up first. “Sorry about that munchkin … Me and your mom decided to go for a walk in the park after we had a few drinks.”

“A few drinks too many if you ask me.” She sighed and shook her head. “Come on, soup is still on the stove. Should still be warm.”

Ditzy spoke up this time. “Thanks muffin. What would we do without you?” Ditzy lowered her head and nuzzled Dinky who managed a smile and a brief laugh.

“Yeah yeah, I love you too mom. Come on, go eat, I’m going to go take a shower. Make sure to clean the kitchen too, I made dinner, but as punishment for staying out late you both get to clean the kitchen.”

This made you laugh. “Okay, I can live with that. C’mon Ditzy, lets grab some soup!” You cheerfully marched into the kitchen which made Dinky laugh.

“Dad, you are so weird sometimes.”

“Ha! I’m weird all the times!” Content with your victory you grabbed two bowls out of the cabinet and a couple of spoons so you and Ditzy could eat. The soup turned out to be vegetable soup, your personal favorite. Dinky even threw in some pasta!

“She’s an excellent cook you know.”

Ditzy only gave a sigh. “What’s the matter Ditzy?”

“She’s becoming so… So independent. I’m worried I’m losing her.”

“You don’t need to worry about that.” You say as you take a bite of your soup. “Trust me on this one. She cares a lot about you, about us both now I think. She made us soup when she didn’t have to. She could’ve easily made something for herself and called it a day. But she didn’t. She went out of her way and made this really tasty soup.

“Even if she is becoming a little independent, it’s not like she can live with you forever. I think it’s healthy really.” Ditzy nodded.

“Yeah, you’re right…” She paused taking a bite of soup. “You’re right. This is some good soup.” You both started laughing.

After you both settled down your mirthful laugh. Ditzy spoke up again. “No but seriously. You are right. She is maturing. She’s going to be a fine mare one day.”

“She has you to thank for that. I’ve only been here for a few months now. I doubt she changed to this over those few months for me or anything I’ve done. Sure, our lives are for the better since we have two incomes and only three ponies to support under a single roof, but come on. I may be drunk, but I can see this as bright as your eyes.”

She giggled and pawed a hoof in your direction. “Careful, or else you might not be getting any sleep tonight.”

“As much fun as that sounds, I think Dinky wouldn’t get any sleep either. You are quite the screamer sometimes.”

“I’m not that loud am I…?” She started blushing madly.

“I’m sure if we ask a neighbor or two we could find out for certain.” Her entire face got even redder. You could’ve sworn it was as red as a tomato. You couldn’t hold it any longer and you bust out laughing. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m only kidding. You aren’t that loud. I am just to good at what I do. Earth pony stamina and all that.” You wink at her, unable to increase her blush that has maxed out, but it certainly isn’t going to go away anytime soon.

“Keep that up mister and you might end up in the couch.”

“Oh come on, you’ve never made me sleep on the couch before. Besides, I know you’d miss me holding you at night. I know I’d miss holding you.”

“You are such a snake charmer! Lines like that keep you in my bed.”

“Oh really?” You wiggled your eyebrows at her.

“Not like that!”

“Oh… Really?” You say dejectedly.

"Well, like that too…”

“Victory!”

Ditzy just sighs. “What am I going to do with you?” She asks shaking her head.

“I have a few ideas.” Another eyebrow wiggle.

“You are the most annoying drunk!”

"And you are the most adorable.”

“Just finish your soup before it gets cold.”

“Already did.”

“… How?”

“I’m a quick eater when I want to be. Plus the soup made the vegetables soft. Pasta was soft to. Just had to smash it with my oh so talented tongue and swallow. You hurry up now. I’ll see you upstairs.” You put your bowl in the dishwasher and headed upstairs. Dinky was just getting out of the shower when you hit the top of the stairs.

“Hey dad. How was the soup?” She asked as she used her magic to dry her mane off some more.

“Very good. Could’ve used a little more pepper. That’s just me though. Everypony’s taste buds are different. That’s why we have salt ‘n pepper shakers. So kiddo, I have a question for you.” You motion with your hooves to come closer as you look around for eavesdroppers and for comedic effect. And to see if Ditzy was coming up the stairs.

She obliged your silly antics with a roll of her eyes as she walked closer. “What’s up dad?” She whispered.

“How would you feel about me asking your mom to marry me?”

“When your sober right?”

“When I’m sober.” You nodded sagely

She dropped the towel she had draped around her shoulders and jumped up to give you a hug as she clung to your neck. “I think that’s a wonderful idea dad. I know she’ll say yes. When did you plan on asking her?”

“As soon as Rarity gets the ring. I asked her to order one for Ditzy.”

“Miss Rarity? That’s going to be expensive. How are you going to hide the charges on your account.”

“Ah! An excellent question. We don’t’ share accounts, just bills. So my account is loaded with bits that I haven’t needed to spend since we are alternating on payment of bills which is how we split the bills.”

“Clever. Okay then. You have my blessing dad.”

“That’s good. No idea when the ring is showing up however, I’m going to talk to Rarity about it tomorrow.”

“Good. Now I’m going to try and get some sleep. Don’t be to loud tonight okay? I rather enjoy sleep.”

"Hey, take that up with your mother. She makes the noises.”

“You are the one who makes her make the noises. You're just as much fault here.”

“Touché…”

“Exactly.”

She was a very smart filly. You have considering talking with Ditzy about getting an application for her to test for Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns. The problem was that it was very expensive school. You just didn’t think that both you and Ditzy could afford to send her there.

You headed into your bedroom to wait for Ditzy. When an idea struck you. Possibly a bad idea, but that’s future you’s problems. You waited behind the door for Ditzy to show up so you could ambush her for some surprise sexy times.

She would be coming through the door any minute now.

…

…

Any minute now. She’ll come in, and it’s ambush time!

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…

Okay where is she?

No sooner after you thought that thought, did Ditzy walk into the room. As soon as she cleared the doorway, you closed it, and jumped her. Using your strength you pushed her over your head and onto your back. Before she could react you bucked your hips into the air catapulting her onto the bed.

As soon as she hit the bed she broke out in a fit of giggles even as you pounced on top of her. “Sup.”

“You are what’s up right now.”

“So I am.” You lean in and plant a kiss on her lips. You revel in the feeling of her soft lips pressed against yours as she returned the kiss. You ran your hooves along her body as you embraced each other. Grabbing the elastic of her panties you slide them down her voluptuous hips as she lifted her plot so you could take them off her completely.

She in turn took your boxers off, and when they fell down to your ankles you just shook them off and used your legs to push them to the floor. Your stallionhood was creeping out of its sheath with the increasing sensuality of the situation.

Ditzy wasn’t faring any better as you could smell her arousal wafting up from between her legs. You broke the kiss with a fair amount of reluctance. The both of you were breathing fairly hard, the passion of the kiss overwhelming you both. The little tongue tango was far more exhausting than it was when you first started learning with Ditzy.

Something interesting about those books and magazines you read before you moved in with Ditzy, was that you didn’t pay attention to some of the magazines you bought. One issue capitalized on the intimacy of preening and how improper preening of a pegasus’ feathers could ruin the mood. You didn’t throw it out when you got it because it would be a waste of bits, and the mares were quite hot. Though back in the day you always thought you’d find some earth pony to settle down with, so you didn’t really get off that often to that magazine. The change of pace was refreshing though.

Now however, lady luck smiles upon you because you dug it up and learned how to preen her feathers. Which, was apparently a very intimate act. Ditzy’s wings spread out beneath her in a display of arousal, which doubled as a way to attract her mate. Well, suffice to say, you were attracted. You bent your head down and took a few feathers into your mouth and pulled aligning and cleaning the feathers.

Ditzy writhed beneath you as you continued giving her wings attention. She wrapped her fore hooves around your body as she gasped and whined at the attention you were giving her wings. You just loved the little noises she was making. She’s never made these particular sounds when you are licking and pulling at… Other parts of her. So this was a learning experience.

The feathers tasted like nothing you’ve ever had. You couldn’t even think of a word, or words. It was magical. It didn’t taste dirty, but at the same time it didn’t taste clean. If the sky had a taste you imagined this was that taste. You kept at the preening, all the while Ditzy kept moaning out your name and the occasional ‘Oh goddess! Don’t stop!’

All the while your member was throbbing beneath you ready and raring to go. You had just finished with the right wing and moved to the left when Ditzy thrust her hips forward after grabbing a pillow and pulling it close to her face. You heard a muffled scream and felt something warm and wet splash onto your left leg as Ditzy grinded her marehood against it.

“Damn Ditzy, did you just cum? I knew I was good with my tongue, but I didn’t figure I was that good. Hang on to your panties baby, I’m going for the left now!”

You were merciless in your assault on your soon-to-be-finacé. You kept your leg between her legs so she had something to buck up against as her hips have yet to stop or slow down in their gyration.

“Hnng! Ah!” That was about the limit of Ditzy’s vocabulary at the moment. You couldn’t be happier. All that meant is you were fulfilling your job at satisfying your marefriend. That made you feel good. Hell, it made the both of you feel good.

As you continued to preen the remaining wing snicked as you felt Ditzy get off once again. Thankfully for her a few moments later you were done with the wings and you lifted back up to give her a chance to catch her breath.

"You... Are... Amazing... You know that?" She says.

"I have my moments. Didn't think it'd do that to you though. Not that I'm complaining."

"Believe me, I'm not either. I've never cum like that before. It was amazing!"

"Well if you liked that, you're going to love this. Break times over!"

You crawled on top of her and positioned your member against her marehood and started pushing into her. Two orgasms in a row makes Ditzy a tight mare with plenty of lube for your engorged dick. Between Ditzy’s moans and the smell of your lover getting off, you were as hard as you’ve ever been.

As soon as the tip was in, you thrusted right into the hilt. It was met with little resistance and Ditzy let out a squeak. It’s moments like these when you two are joined at the hips and your in as deep as you can be that you feel like you two are truly one. You always felt this was as close as two lovers could be. Well, short of having children anyway. They are proof that your two essences merged and became one.

You gave Ditzy’s clenching cunt something to hold onto as your pumped your hips into your lover. Her love canal had to fight to keep it in, and ho boy was it fighting. It was gripping you, and flexing in a way that felt like it was pulling you back in. Not that you really wanted to pull out and stop before you gave it what it wants, but it didn’t know that.

You wanted to do everything you could manage to get her off one last time, so you pulled out so just the tip was it, and you thrusted with all your might into her. The sounds of your flesh slapping together could be heard when Ditzy wasn’t making some manner of noise or another.

Whether it be shouting your name to the heavens, praising the goddess’ above, or shouting obscenities. You were fucking her like an animal, which, you pretty much were if you took away speech and the higher level knowledge you possess. You ran on instincts, and right now instincts felt pretty damn good.

The sheets were slipping, the bed wobbling, and Ditzy? Ditzy was right on the edge of her third mind blowing orgasm tonight.

So with her vulnerability to creampies in mind, you decide to blow your sticky load inside of her to push her over the edge. As your hips making their return trip to the deepest reaches of Ditzy’s pussy, you could’ve sworn you felt something brush the tip of your member. When you did Dityz’s wings spasmed and she arched her back.

With a smirk of your sweat covered face your try to do that again just as you start finishing inside of her.Which was proving to be hard to do. Time was running out and the familiar pressure in the base of your spine was mounting.

You pump into her to get as deep as you can, but unfortunately you didn’t manage to find that spot in time. Your cock starts spewing forth sticky spunk as you cum all over her insides. Thankfully Ditzy gets off at the same time you do so all was not lost.

The both of you gasp and moan out loud as you finish in what was the best sex you’ve both ever had to date. Ditzy passes out from the intensity of it her body falling as limp as your dick is getting. You were going to change the soaked sheets so you didn’t wake up all sticky, but Ditzy had the right idea. Sleep time. You can always shower later. Hopefully Ditzy will join you.

With that hopeful idea in mind, you fall to your side, pull her close and drift off to sleep as well looking forward to tomorrow.