Friendsip is sexality

I was no longer in Ponyville that night. I again found myself on that road next to the car. I lay down again and saw my wife in front of me.

"Honey, are you okay?"

She helped me to get up and we went home, she took herself, as I was no longer in a state.
she took me to bed, I came to myself, since nothing serious happened.

"Honey, I was so worried. we have been looking for you for a whole year."
"You have no idea what I went through."
"Give me a hug."

I hugged and kissed my beloved.

"Rest, but for now I have to go to the kindergarten for our daughter. I soon."

I saw her out of the window and she left.
"Was it just a nightmare?"
Suddenly, from somewhere, a strange voice sounded somehow ominous

"You don't know much about real nightmares."
Another mare with a horn and wings appeared in front of me.
“It was difficult for me to get here, but it was necessary. I have to tell you, you are in great danger, or rather Ponyville.
"Leave me, glitch, you are not real!"
"All this is not real here. Didn't it seem strange to you that your wife went to kindergarten to fetch her daughter, even though you were away for only a year?"
"Exactly! I had a Toyota, not a Russian Lada!"
"Okay, you get the point. Have you noticed that in your memory there is only your wife and no one else? This confined space was created for Chrysalis's revenge."
"Who is it?"
"Apparently you were not told about the most terrible creature. She created you and you are not a person as such, but something like a weapon. She fed on love and found out that sex helps you get more power, so she created you and pretended to be your wife, and then she arranged this accident for you to get into our world and out-eat 7 basic ponies to get maximum power. She brought you back here because you fulfilled the last plan, but she didn’t know that Starlight wasn’t enjoying herself and very soon you would be in Ponyville again, so you’ll have to outwit her."
"I can kill myself!"
"You can’t, she foresaw it."
"Kill me."
"We ponies can not kill anyone, we do not have such a provision."
"I won't fuck anyone."
"You can’t, she will force you unnoticed by yourself."
"I will hide from everyone."
"You will be found."
"Let me be castrated!"
"Will grow back the next day. This is strange, but true."
"Then I need to make sure that Starlight herself does not want to have sex with me."

The princess of the night suddenly began to disappear, and I lost consciousness and woke up again in Ponyville. Chrysalis didn't suspect anything and it played into my hands. This queen always made it so that I was next to Starlight and now she was close to me and flew kites with Sunburst.

"Hi - I went up to them."
"You are not on time now, I am busy and now together with my friend."
"So I came to him."

Starlight fell into a stupor.

"Buddy, I just wanted to know if a horse dick will get into my ass, and here you are. Can you help?"
"How disgusting! Do you take me for a fag?"
"Come on! Once not a fag, why not."

Starlight looked odd. there were both anger and tears on her face.

"YES, YOU FUCKED! I THOUGHT YOU NATURAL, AND YOU!"

At that moment, Chrysalis appeared.

"Starlight Glimmer! Again you have ruined all my plans!"
"So it's you ?! You used it!"
"I created it and now I will destroy it!"

I would have already been reduced to ash and would have disappeared forever, but Celestia and Luna appeared next to me and saved me. Chrysalis flew into a rage and gave a vicious grin.

“Anyway, he spread his seed into enough ponies for me to become strong."

Discord suddenly appeared along with Fluttershy.

"Not really. I watched him. Although he did such strange things with my dear Flutty, although I did not mind, he did not copulate with her, he even helped her, although he could not have done it. He is a very loyal friend."

Then Dash flew in from the sky, accompanied by some kind of pegasi.
"He understood that it is necessary to respect those who have other values and did not take my dear Dashie's virginity. He could rape her while she was drunk, but he didn't. He supported her in difficult times."

The pegasus said and kissed Rainbow, which made her laugh. Apparently they are now a couple.

Pinkie followed:
"He shared his sperm with me. She is nasty and it is impossible to eat her, but now I know what she is.
Next came Twilight."
"I was embarrassed to talk about how much I loved to be depraved and hid it, but he reminded me of what Applejack had to do."
I had no time for this, I finally realized that I had never felt the joy that no one could hold out with me, but he sacrificed a lot to make me cheerful."

Twilight looked around and said:
"So now Rarity has taken my place?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Rarity said, appearing out of nowhere. She was wearing her thong."
"With the fact that now you do not look like the most important element."
"Because it is not - Celestia said."
"In what sense? - suddenly asked Starlight, who apparently was shocked by what was happening."
"You are the main element. You are the only one who yourself brought pleasure without receiving anything in return, is this not the real magic of friendship?"
"This is not the magic of friendship, this is the magic of sex - said Luna. - It doesn't matter who's in charge.
"For a complete set, only Zecora is not enough here."
"Fool! - Again grinning said Chrysalis - I took the form of Zecora so that you began to absorb love."

I was overwhelmed by the power that seethed within me. There was a rainbow glow around me and I hung in the air. I could not forgive this vile Chrysalis for pretending to be the one I raped very first. I sharply hit her with a fist right on her insolent muzzle, it threw her away, but did not stop.

"Shouldn't we help him? Twilight asked."
"He has all our strength, he will cope on his own - Objected the white alicorn."

And then I thought that since my semen contains great power, why not use it. Usually heroes use superpowers, weapons or their fists, and I will probably be the first to use sperm, but Chrysalis is not a pony, I did not know what awaited me there, but I had to do it. I looked closer and realized that in principle they have almost the same hole, only one thing, but the shape-shifters turned out to be hermaphrodites. Although she was formally a member, she still had a cunt, exactly the same as that of humans and ponies, with a clitoris and lips. I entered it. I was scared, but I did not stop, there was no turning back. I tried to push my penis to quickly throw the sperm right into the depths of her uterus, but she behaved like a bull on a rodeo and tried to push me off her. even the mark-seekers came running to this extravaganza. Well at least they didn't understand what kind of battles were actually taking place here. I finished, causing Chrysalis to fall. I defeated her. Lacking strength, she ran away again.

***

We held a feast at Twilight's house, though we didn’t call the mark-seekers, otherwise it would be strange.
"I have no real home, real memory and real biography. I shouldn't be here, much less now.
I just do not understand how she was able to create me."
"Once Chrysalis visited in the dreams of one of our Ponies - Said Luna - I always noticed a strange mania for the so-called people in this mint unicorn."
"And then I found out that they are - Twilight said - But they are not like you."
"Perhaps this world does not exist at all - I said thinking and absorbing the salad. - Perhaps we will never know.
I got up from the table."
"Sorry, but I have to go to the forest."

Celestia understood me. she decided to erase everyone's memory of me. I promised that they would not find me, and if they did, they would be mistaken for some monkey or a bald diamond dog.

***

I was familiar with this forest, here I found myself when I got here and here I met her. She was the very first, but alas, it was not her, but I met her again, the real her. She was a real shaman and for some reason immediately understood my problem. All the same, there is a world where people like me live and oddly enough she came from there. She was one of the zebras and once she got tired of being a stupid creature and was kidnapped by some professor who studied the possibilities of spatial movement, he parted her here, but after that the portal was broken, but Zekora knew that the portal to this world was in the mirror... In that world, only those who studied at the Canterlot School and the Crystal Academy had a different skin color. It was not clear why exactly they were so strange, but everyone else was normal. Zecora had a portal to that world, but it led to another part of it, where there were no such oddities. And I entered this portal. Even though Zekora didn't know me, she was still sad. Just think, I seduced a bunch of ponies and didn’t finish in any of them, which means I didn’t become a zoophile, and maybe I did, but I can start a normal life, although I don’t know which one.

***

My life has become simply excellent. I found a girl who looks like Zecora. She was just a spitting image of Zekora and even the name was the same. Who became my father-in-law? The same professor. He did not know anything about the fact that formally his daughter is almost a complete copy of that same zebra, and it is for the best. I played a real wedding and married Zekora. Now I have become real. Even though I wasn't around those I loved so much, I still knew that I was instrumental in saving their world. I don’t know what happened to Chrysalis, but I hope another unusual illustration will appear on the royal stained-glass windows about a great hero with the strongest and most powerful weapon that has ever seen the light.