Friendsip is sexality

by jbond

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Zecora, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Porn, Sex, Fetish, Queen Chrysalis, Adventure
Length: 10419

Another story of a sexually preoccupied hitman

Another story of a sexually preoccupied hitman who turns out to be the savior of the world using sex as a weapon in the fight against long-standing enemies of Equestria.

Published 2021-07-11 17:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-07-11 17:20:01 UTC

Overnight in a strange place

On a dark night, I was driving tired of work and suddenly had an accident. There would be no chance of survival, but I found myself naked in the middle of a forest, quite dark. Amid the cool breeze and hooting of owls, there was not a hint of any living soul, so I slowly, with a bloody body, wandered along the dense forest path, which became brighter and brighter as I walked along it. Without slowing down, I felt a sharp pain that began to radiate throughout my body. My legs crumpled, I was thirsty, apparently such were the harmful effects of the collision. Maybe I should have got into the car, but it also disappeared from my sight. Strange, such a short distance has been covered. I have never been here and the place was scary, and the wind did not subside and I quickened my pace until I stumbled upon a shack in the middle of this terrible place. There was no time to think, I just went there and hoped that I could wait out the night here and understand where I was at a given moment in time. I did not notice at all how the silhouette of an unfamiliar person appeared from the half-open door.

The mysterious person did not know that I was hiding here, but I realized that I was still in the wrong place. It did not notice me, and if it did, anything could happen to me. I was a little scared that the silhouette became more distinguishable and did not look like a human, but rather like some kind of animal. I wanted to scream, but fear enveloped me. I was afraid of wild animals, although it may not be wild. I began to discern a horse in this shadow. It was not so scary anymore, although it still hurt. The pain returned to me.

“It's funny to see you in our world again. Do you need help? do you feel pain”

“Talking horse! That is, a talking zebra. Have mercy! I didn't want to intrude here. My car had an accident, and then disappeared and I was apparently injured. Take me to someone with, you know, human limbs.”

“So strange looked at your face, but human not included in our place. “

“What a strange and terrible world have I found myself in ?! Some animals, though good at speaking. Can you help me out then?”

“I’m helping found your home way, but first i ask you a little bit stay.”

I was able to get up. Everything was as normal as possible. I didn't bleed, but the wounds remained. I was also lucky that I was not found by a wild animal, although, who knows. I knew from childhood that all horses are harmless, like zebras, so I followed her. It was even more frightening in her house, all these decorations, cauldron, cans and jars.

“Do not be afraid of the boiler aflame. I'm glad to meet you, Zecora my name.

“Karl Jagens - I said stretching out my hand to her, but I realized that it doesn't work for them that way. -Are you a witch?”

She looked at me and just smiled stupidly. It seemed to me that my obviousness could embarrass her.

« Sorry, I just read at school about the cultural characteristics of some tribes, you are probably a shaman, but I hope you don’t eat people?”

Again she said nothing. I even offered her to move me with my witchcraft, but she only said something like that she could not. I'm pretty fed up with her slang, or rather her habit of speaking in poetry all the time. She stopped these conversations and began to treat me. I thought it would be unusual in the style of shamans, but she behaved like an ordinary doctor. She had a whole pharmacy here at home. I still do not understand why my clothes disappeared and, most importantly, where.

“Excuse me, Zecora, you won't have something to wear?”

” It so very hard find you clothes or wear. You can be naked no need to be fear.”

She touched my cock. Of my entire body, it was he who did not suffer at all, and at the moment it was very embarrassing for me, but she apparently did not. She lifted it with her hoof, it was soft, not like the hoof of ordinary horses, although how could I know how the hooves of real horses felt on the genitals. My penis was also soft, because I was not some kind of zoophile to get excited by the touch of only one, especially from the touch of an animal. She didn’t even hate to take it in her mouth. This animal handled him just like my wife. Zecora was apparently experienced, unlike my young wife, or maybe animals, by definition, do it better, because I don't know the biology of their world. I stood right in her mouth. I felt like a traitor. Even though I have been married for less than a year and even though I and she are both still young, unlike Zecora, how old is she? Maybe she's much older than me. She released a member from her mouth. I saw my head glistening with my grease and her saliva dripping off. I began to drive bad thoughts, because I had not finished, and this is just a blowjob, albeit the most amazing, better than human. She looked at me and her gaze did not raise questions. It was clear she liked it. I got up and holding the penis in my hand, I walked over her nose. She licked and lowered her head, I had to finish with this, there was no turning back.

“Will you allow me to look under your tail?”

I knew that such an experienced mare could make me feel something different, a much more amazing feeling. Something that bordered on euphoria, I felt when her mouth again grabbed my cock. It was as if I had passed out.

My legs did not hold me. She stopped and walked around me from behind so that I would not fall to the floor. I felt how my penis even became larger and redder, as if about to explode, she teased me and I already wanted this “explosion” to occur, so I grabbed her tail myself and raised her, she was no longer afraid. I slipped one of my fingers into her, as it turned out, still virgin flesh. It was probably awful that I didn't just fuck her, but also became her first. She said that I was not the first here, but I was the first who was honored to be the sexual partner of this striped sorceress with strange ornaments that were even on her genitals, it seems that this is a kind of piercing, which was done even in my human world yourself extreme girls. It was difficult to push the flaps wide enough, but now I will not tear it. Oh how beautiful her animal loins were. Her area between the hooves was so soft and much more pleasant than a woman's, only there was a problem, my cock could fall into it, because it turned out to be a little wider. it is understandable, it is not imprisoned for a person.

“Maybe we can postpone mating for later? I must return home, and not copulate with the first individual I come across. I know you are doing great with this, but can you get me out?”

***

I had to spend the night with the zebra, what can I do. My cock was rooted to the spot, so she gave me something that can relax him for a while. I would not want this solution to kill me, for example, suddenly she did not test it in public, but she assured that everything would be fine, so I drank it. I looked at my penis, but it became much larger and grew three times.

“Zecora!”

She laughed, and I touched my penis and realized that now he will fit into her.

“So you want to finish? Now you certainly won't get away from my award.”

Now everything was exactly the same, and I understood it the first time. I entered in such a way that I was completely immersed in her, so deeply I did not even enter human females. I almost didn't feel the penis, it didn't even reach orgasm, as if I had been injected with ice-cold, so I didn't get any pleasure from sex, but she apparently did, but she decided to finish, and the strength of the potion did not last long and my penis sharply decreased and became soft, but I was already asleep, but my sleep was short-lived. Another local came for me. Three nights! But she said it was the right time of day. I would be scared to go at night, but as I understood she knows this forest, plus it has a built-in lamp or lantern. Had to leave the lovely striped lady.

Lustful filly got nailed

As we walked along the path in the forest, which was lit as if by day, that pony did not say a word. She was very focused, judging by her face.

“I'm Karl by the way. Can you tell me your name?”

“Oh sorry. I am Twilight Sparkle. - She said as if just now noticed my presence.”

“And you’re pretty cute for a filly. In my world, mares are much more frightening, and they also do not have a horn in their forehead and wings. They are generally silent in our country, it's good at least there is someone to talk to while we walk. Where are we going by the way?”

“Do not be surprised, we have a lot of unicorns and pegasus living in the country. I live in a place where you can perfectly live as long as you need.”

“Do you often have sex here too?”

“Excuse me ... I ...”

“I understand you don't have to speak if you don’t want to. Probably you are already an adult and everything has happened in your life.”

“I did it with my brother. - She said barely audible.”

“What?”

She repeated it again, almost in a whisper. I had to stop and she too. She said it again so loudly that predators could run here.

“I'm very embarrassed! It wasn't sex, I swear. He just once touched me with his hooves there - She said pointing to her back. - I got wet and I ...”

She stopped talking and started crying. I kissed her to stop her sadness.

“Hush hush. It happens to everyone, everyone goes through it, at least those. who has a brother or sister.”

Well at least there was a tree nearby and we were able to sit down. It was noticeable that she could no longer walk.

“And if I do it?”

“You can?”

“Do you know how else you can make you wet?”

“How?"

I didn't speak and let my tongue do its best. It's good that the organs of the fillies did not differ much from those of humans. I felt her clitoris with my tongue and she again felt that the humidity increased. I was also wet, in the sense of sweating, because it was so hot, of course in a different sense of the word. Her vulva winked at me and I opened the petals of her hymen to get a better look at her oozing organ.

“Oh, you seem to have an erection.”

“I have had it for a long time, ever since you said about your brother.”

“Do you like dirty filly?”

“I really like those mean girls. My wife, in general, a year before we met, was vulgar and could tell the most vulgar things, and she was 16.”

“ And I am already an adult, I did it myself, with my hooves, but the fact that you do it does not compare.”

“And you are naughty. Say something more nasty.”

“I did it at the school for gifted unicorns. Right under the desk!”

“ Go on, Bitch!”

“I did it right in front of my friend Spike, who was sleeping next to me at that time.”

“Is he a pony too?"

“Not. He's a dragon and he's just a kid. “She didn’t speak quite normally, because she was so horny.”

“You are a very dirty pony! Do you know what they do with such sinners?”

“What?!”

“I don’t think you should know, especially since it would be inappropriate.”

“But I'm ready!”

“But to hell with you, you will bring me to orgasm for it. Come on! Hooves to help and jerk off!”

She hugged my dick with her hooves, or rather placed it between them. The hooves are big, and he himself is small, so for her it was still a challenge.

“Moan loudly! Shout! Become my whore!”

She screamed, wild animals came running to the noise, wolves to be more precise. Strange, creatures made of branches and bark of a tree, but alive and so similar to real ones. We jumped as fast as we could, or rather hooves and feet. What kind of sex is there. I love danger, of course, but not to the same degree.

***

It was hard for me to catch my breath, because we were running out of debt and this pony ran into a palace. Here's a holy shit - I thought. It turns out to be a point. That's lucky, now I would have thrown everything, down the aisle and into the bed. And then the children would be scolded, the younger would be called Dixon, but the fact that we are biologically incompatible FSUs, would fuck, she would cook me food, would introduce me to my parents, but real life was somehow more important for me. There, the wife is now racking her head, a week before the anniversary of the first, her beloved disappeared. if she found out that I had just become a zoophile, then she probably would have freaked out.

“Come after me - she said in a half whisper.”

I followed her into the room and a strange animal was sleeping there. Yes, wow, really a dragon, albeit a small one. Is it a manual pet? There was no bed next to her, but Twilight got confused and magically moved her next to Spike.

“And you are still the same wretch - I whispered in her ear.”

I lay on my back and she sat down next to me. The erection went from fear in the forest, but a purple cloud called magic caused him to rise. if I knew that magic was better than her hooves, I would ask for it all at once. I have never encountered something like this, like a pleasant chill from a strange cloud piercing right into the temples and I was unbearably pleased. It was like a current went through my balls, making my cock jump up.

“You can moan, I cast a spell and Spike won't hear us.”

He was right in front of the bed. At this time, my cock tensed at full power. It was so hard that it almost burst. The veins became more visible on him than usual and my pre-ejaculatory fluid dripped directly onto her hoof.

“ I will show you how to deal with sinners!”

Her anal hole was visited by my thick cock. If I fucked her for real, it could end badly. She liked it even more than me.

“Moan louder! I will fuck your ass for the most unbeatable!”

I drove in with all the dope. I didn’t think if it hurt or not, but the dick was already so wet that sex became very simple, although I planned to make it as hard as possible and not just fuck her, but fuck her. I took out my fighter a couple of seconds before I felt an orgasm approaching. It was bright and explosive, like I hadn't had sex in years. My semen gushed like a fountain watering her back and wings. I was waiting for this orgasm, I was able to emit everything that was accumulated since the meeting with Zecora.

“Now you will be my obedient girl.”

I got out of bed and it was difficult for me, just like that time I was as if beaten, but this time this tiredness and weakness were much more pleasant.

From caress to pain

In the morning I took a bath. One of her friends who lived here came to see me. Of course, I understand everything, they take the bathroom together, as Twilight told me yesterday, this is the norm for them, but where I lived my wife came to my bathroom for completely different purposes, but what to do, she didn't know that I was here , and I didn’t close, I didn’t know that there was someone else living here except my beautiful purple whore.

“ Would you like to rub your back, mister?”

What a wonderful creature. Appearance as in those hentai. Usually, the shy girls there were the most vulgar, and now I was twisting episodes of such scenes in my head, when such girls turn out to be those still experts, though without hooves. But her pink mane, hanging almost to the floor and hiding part of her face, was shocking.

“Mister, are you all right? - She asked when he saw that I was standing with a stupid face.”

But stubborn, though an animal. I showed with a gesture that everything is fine and no help is needed, hiding almost most of myself under the bubble bath. She still did not leave the room and began to wash.

“I liked you.”

Oh no, I thought, that's how it usually started in porn movies.

“I was going to wash too. Could you help me with this?”

But now it would be worth keeping silent for sure.

“ I didn't want to tell my friends, but one thing stuck in me.”

Now I definitely had to pretend to be deaf.

“ Discord made one such thing for me, and if you put it into yourself, it will be very pleasant, but I don't know how to get it. I could tell Discord, but I don't want him to think I'm stupid.”

“You're not stupid at all, this could happen to every girl.”

I remembered how my wife indulged in this when I did not see. The yellow sweetheart turned and I saw the tip of something sticking out that looked like what I thought.

“ I can pull it out with my hands, but try not to moan, or rather not scream.”

She squeaked softly. Her vagina was so dry, no wonder it got stuck. I grabbed and pulled.

“ Baby, these things are not for everyone.”

It took me a lot of energy, but it was worth it. This phallus was enormous.

“You need to start small.”

“I’m afraid I don’t want to anymore.” She began to cry, almost like Twilight, but much more pronounced.”

“ Everything is fine. Do you have a cream in your bath?”

She got up and started looking. it was easy to find him. I smeared my penis and a little pussy with this yellow one.

I passed my prick on the area of her labia, she squeaked. I wasn't going to put it in it, I just rubbed it with my rod. She got wet enough and I carefully entered only with the head. She was not in pain, but you can hardly call it sex either. I felt how soft she was and how my penis was embraced by the walls of her warm cave. I looked at her and got aroused looking into her eyes. She looked at me with such a look that I passed out.

***

I opened my eyes and saw her again in front of me.

“Sorry, I used a look, I was very scared.”

“Have you ever seen a penis or what?”

“But he is so solid. what was in me was softer.”

Discord interrupted our awkward moment. Rather, I did not understand who it was, but Fluttershy told me. I found out their names, cool. I would like to see this Discord in full, but apparently only the reflection in the mirror made it clear that he was here, but I could not understand who he was, because he looked like a mixture of all the animals of the world.

“He came here so that I would cease to be afraid of dicks.”

He just gave a cock to Fluttershy. In the most literal sense, she has a dick! Horse!

“Dachshund! I'm straight, I'm not gay, so fuck it! - I turned as if to myself, since those two did not even pay attention to my words.”

“But I want you to explain to me how it works.”

“But he is not human, it will be more difficult, but I will try.”

I tried to stay sober and not join the ranks of guys of a different color. Fortunately, there were many similarities in all cocks.

“Well, this is the tip, which is called dickhead - I said pointing to the member, but did not touch, the very thought was disgusting to me. Then I began to describe the rest. - And the eggs are also sensitive like a penis.”

Her penis was gone and she looked at me and at my penis, which was already hanging. She kissed the "bag" and began to suck on it. My penis showed signs of life and she jerked it with a hoof, which made it jump up sharply.

“Let's go - she said with a giggle.”

We went out, but I still looked at her again and asked a reasonable question:

“So you're not going to do sweet pleasures with me?”

I didn’t get an answer, and did I need it? This pony loves animals, although it sounds strange, for me she is also an animal, such a cute animal, only I have no idea how they visit the toilet or they don't need it at all. I remember seeing a couple of videos, but with people and I was not a supporter of such experiments. If people have this even more or less understandable, then with animals, although I seem to have seen a need for them, it would be funnier if they really are like animals. Their whole system is built on the fact that they have both talking creatures and those that they have tame animals. She said that she has a rabbit, which she maintains like a bunch of other animals. The devil pulled me to hint that our ponies are animals. I will definitely not forget this expression on her face.

“And I would like to be an animal.”

Now I would put on a collar with a leash and make her my slave, a pet, or even my personal toilet bowl.

This cutie was waiting to be petted, so tenderly. They like to hike when they are stroked, just like other animals, and behind the ear they seem to have the most erogenous zone. I touched her and she raised her wings. I think this is another sign of this arousal. She's not some kind of dog, for example, to scratch her belly, especially since petting will not lead such a cutie much, and no one would do it with a dog. I could kiss her, but these creatures have no lips, and how would she interpret such a gesture.

“I want you right here, Fluttershy, but we’ll get in the way at the castle.” Does Twilight have rooms where they won't find us?”

“I saw the room she hides, she only comes there late at night, so let's go there.”

The door is iron and closed, but I have applied all my skills to pick this cunning lock. Holy horses! It was every pervert's dream. Whips, collars, braces.

Fluttershy got scared and left a yellow puddle under her.

“What a naughty little animal, you need to be punished for this!”

At this point, Discord came to visit us, as he was clearly attracted to this.

He did something to Fluttershy that made her suddenly behave like a dog and bark. Probably about this I dreamed of, but the barking pony is already too much. Now you can put a collar on her, and Twilight is still an entertainer, in this room there were collars just for ponies, although there were a bunch of them here. The discord disappeared again, if only I could help to choose, otherwise while I was choosing this yellow pony again left a trail of the same color as herself, and therefore I took up the choice of a whip to punish this naughty woman. I made a slight blow to her rump and she whined, I put on a collar. Why not make me suck it off? But this idea could have a minus, for example, she could bite it off, she is now under hypnosis or something like that. Among other junk in the room, I found a vibrator, or rather a strange thing that had to be attached and with the help of impulses it would cause contraction and lead to orgasm. It was much smaller than that phallus, she would not have remembered that something else had time to visit her.

I placed and switched on a weak voltage on the lever. Surprisingly, she did not emit moans, but her clitoris winked at me. I could have just jerked off on her, but I could have continued the mockery, but I was somehow unbearable that a scar or a bruise or something else could remain on her, but if I went deep into her uterus and splashed mine semen. Discord turned her female organ back into a masculine one. She turned around and started acting like a dog again and knocked me down. Of course, I knew about the length and diameter of the horse cock, but in reality it was even more frightening.

“Good dog - I said in a timid and fearful voice.”

Discord didn't want me to fuck her. Why did I decide that? Yes, he himself appeared in front of me and said this. I had no idea that there could be love between them, because they are of different types. Was it necessary to scare me with such a contraption? What if she finished on my body or climbed in my ass? Although she did not understand anything at that moment, she behaved like an excited animal that was in the hunt, although ponies also go hunting and at such moments they really needed contact, close contact, but on this day, the time for her was not yet has come. She was no longer a dog.

“We have sex when they want, but we usually protect ourselves with rubber gizmos.”

And Discord was quick-witted and made one and gave it to me, apparently for sex with Cute pony.

“No, not worth it, save it for mating season. How do you look at having a penis?”

She apparently did not yet understand that she had something superfluous.

Discord pulled a condom on her, and I left. Some kind of fagot was emanating from this all, or maybe not…

Sweet games/Rodeo

Of course it's great to walk naked, except that it is sometimes cold, especially when you walk down the street. Here's another pony, whose hair is also pink like that, only this one turned out to be too strange. But I attracted her not because I am a person, not because I have a member, but simply because I am new to this city.

“I'm Pinkie Pie! Wow, well, you are cool, so unusual, so funny, dear ...”

“Enough already.”

Seriously, an ordinary walk turned into a cacophony with a constantly flickering pony in front of my eyes, which still pushed me along. It was as if she was leading me somewhere for something important.

When was the last time I ate? probably yesterday before the trip. Ponies do not eat meat, they have to eat the same as they do, but not grass or hay. She offered sweets and I didn’t refuse.

“Wow, you have such a strange body. Can I touch you?”

“Sure.

She stroked my body as if I was some kind of unusual animal.

“Can I pet you downstairs?”

It sounded trivial, but apparently she meant my legs. No, you need to stop thinking only about sex.

“This will not work, I also want to stroke you.”

I touched her mane, it was like cotton candy. Then it took me into my head to take her in my arms as you take cats or dogs. Although she was big, but not very big, and I saw two middle notches in the lower part of her body right next to her slit. She let out a laugh that sounded like a grunt.

I carried her up the stairs to the second floor. and put it on the bed so that I could see her mounds with nipples, which I touched with my fingers and started this cutie.

“Pinky, do you like whipped cream?”

“Adore!”

“You can get them - I took her head and directed towards my erect penis. She was so close that her nose touched his and I could feel the breath. - But mind you. you have to lick it, don't put it in your mouth. otherwise it may be unpleasant and you will choke on the cream, as it will pour out very strongly.”

I thought her tongue was like a horse's, but surprisingly it was not so rough and if I didn’t know, I would think that my wife is doing all this, for example. She licked my penis from the base and as soon as it reached the head, a wave of electricity passed through me. The pink pony did not become distracted by me and all her attention was directed to my genitals. She apparently liked my prick and she devoted more time to her. a few seconds the base, then a minute at the tip, and so on for about ten approaches.

“Get ready, now it will be sweet. A lot of sweets.”

She opened her mouth, while her tongue was on my prick and all the "cream" with a sharp blow filled her mouth. After savoring a little, she tried to swallow, but she didn't really like it.

“Isn't it time for us to have a party? All the ponies will see you and you will treat them with your cream.”

“Don't, they may not like it, especially since there won't be enough cream for everyone. Better give me the opportunity to be in the company of others. I don’t want to say that I don’t like being around you, I just wanted to ...”

“Meet my girlfriends? They'll like you, but I don't think they'll like it when you touch them like that.”

“Can you tell me about them?”

And Pinkie began a detailed story about everyone, so I found out about three more ponies, as well as about one more, about which they don't talk much, it seems like her name is Starlight. She told me about every pony until the very night, though I didn't hear everything because I fell asleep.

***

I woke up in a strange barn-like room.
"Lots of space for any of our relatives and not only - Applejack told me."
"Sleeping on straw is not very pleasant."
"Well, excuse me, sir fussy, we don't have a super luxury here. Rejoice that it is free."
“I’d better stay with Twilight.”
"Sorry, sugar, but she doesn't have time for sex all night."
I blushed.
"I don’t understand what you mean."
"Yes, Twilight told me just now. Wow, and gave it a heat with her."
"In our world, we do this often, so I can do things that you could not even dream of in a village."
"Hold on to the trotters, kid. I can't do that."
"Yes, you probably can't stand it for five minutes."

I have already risen above her. She apparently felt her weakness, since I was taller than her and she saw my hero.
"Bullshit, my brother has more."
I could not argue with these words, he is a horse, albeit a short breed. She took her rope and tied me up.
"And I like it."
Then she took another small piece of rope and tied it somewhere on the base of my penis.
"Why is that ?!"
"I do not want you to finish ahead of time and we will do it until I get bored. The main thing is not to shout."

She decided to do it in a riding position, not bad for such a pony. Our organs were close and I had no idea that such a small member could go so deep. She did fast and measured jumps and I heard her pussy squelching and saw how it flowed, but as I understood the filly could have a hundred orgasms, but I felt the approach of the first, but it cut off abruptly due to the tourniquet. The rest of the time I endured and did not get pleasure, rather I felt the desire to fill her entire uterus with sperm.

"It's been a long time - I finally heard."
She got up and took it off with her teeth, but this sperm came out very quickly.
"You would have taken a bath, otherwise you would sweat and run heavily."
"But I lasted two whole hours."
"Tell me, did you do this with your brother?"
It was a strange question, because Fluttershy confessed to me how she stroked Zephyr's cock at night, and those revelations Twilight. This was probably not such a rude question.
"Nope, we have the main job here, especially since Granny is always watching us.

Clearly, "big granny is watching you."

Sexy fashion / Washing with dew

Applejack took me to her friend Rarity, I needed her to sew me clothes.

"Here you go, I hope you like it. - She said, giving me a strange shirt or something similar with magic, she was the first time she sewed for a bald diamond dog."
"Not bad, and where are the pants?"

It must have been rash for her.
"I have never done this, but what is it?"
"Well this is what is usually worn on the lower body."
"Like this?"

She opened a drawer and took out a thong. Ponies in thongs, they probably sit better on her than on my wife.
"Not really. They won't fit on me"
"Why do you need them? you look beautiful."
"What do they look like on you?"

I asked to put this underwear right on her. It's probably okay for a pony to look at the backs and she just lay down so that I put them on, but instead I stared at her donut, at that plump vagina, though I forced myself to do what I promised.

"Can you dance me a striptease?"
"I could, but I don't know what it is."
"Just move your backside like in a normal dance."

A pervert woke up in me, again, but this time a pervert who enjoyed sex from the side, because to make contact with another pony would be the limit of insolence. Well at least she did not see how I jerked off looking at her and she did not have time to see my erection. I managed to finish, but did it carefully and wiped the sperm with my clothes.
"You did great, but I think that's enough."

I would give her a couple of coins, but all the money remained in the car, and I don’t know if they would accept bills with a face.

***

Probably only with Dash I have not yet met, but I was not lucky, because our acquaintance was very unpleasant. She crashed into me. I was walking along the road and she flew into me, broke a hoof and could not get up. I told her that it’s okay and I’ll carry her home, although her house was in the sky, but it was also possible to Twilight. Maybe the hospital could help her? Although I am not a doctor, I did not find a strong fracture in her, although she still could not walk. She lay and looked at me. We were in a fairly secluded place, since there were few people here, and it would be difficult to drag her somewhere, she is much larger than my cat, and I realized this when, after all, she fell from my hands. Damn, it was easier with Pinkuska, the dick is clear, she was not so pumped up. The spa next to us turned out to be successful. Why didn't I immediately pay attention to this building? I came with her and asked the pony who worked there to set aside a lounge and not go there for a while. I was left alone with her in a hot room. She probably didn’t feel the pain anymore. She looked at me and I couldn't think of anything better and smarter than asking:

"Can I touch your wings? Let me give you a massage."

She did not refuse, and at that moment I touched her soft skin. She raised her voice and said:
"To be honest, nothing hurts me and I can walk."
"So why did you lie?"
"I have a little problem, Soarin wants me."
"Do you mean…?"

She nodded and blushed, a slight fear mixed with awkwardness.

"You need to tell someone about it, I'm sure he will lag behind."
"That's not the point, I just love Daring Doo and there is something between us."
"So you're one of these? I like.

This meant that I would not have sex with her right now, and indeed in general. Maybe it's for the best.
I decided to give her a massage and went to look for oil, but I found only a bottle with something that looked like vodka and decided to give her a drink so that she would relax from her worries drunk.

"Would you like to treat yourself to a drink? I bet you haven't tried this."

I didn’t seem to understand what I was doing, because it blew her roof off. I poured it for her, now I needed company. I did not treat this pony as a girl, because her body was not feminine enough, well, by the standards of a pony, of course. I've been to the bath before, but not with women. You can imagine that Dash is actually a guy.
I don't know why I was just wearing clothes in this room, because in the bath or in the sauna they don't wear clothes, but I really had an erection. Dash didn't drink that much, but she was passed out. Eh, it was not. I lifted her up and sat on myself with her back to me, this position looked great, but only her vagina seemed narrow to me, apparently not developed. It was difficult to bring her to orgasm, my penis rubbed against her pussy and was hot, but that was enough for me and I didn't want to penetrate, because I would have to explain later where the blood came from, and sperm in the spa could also be considered an unusual phenomenon ... Most likely, no one will come here and Rainbow would become my sex slave, but only urine flowed from her directly to the floor, and this discouraged me from sex and I felt disgusted, especially when this urine flows over you. I removed it from me again on the shelf, she opened her eyes. I had to explain to her what she had done here, although I tried to hide the fact of attempted copulation with her.

"I can flap my wings. Maybe you will like this?"
"How is that possible?"

She touched the feathers. It seemed ticklish. My cock has already fallen, and fingering is not such a cool thing, I could do this myself.

"Can you wet me? - She turned to me."
"Fu!"
"No, I'm talking about your white liquid."
"You don't like sex with guys."
"I do not like sex, but the fact that someone will jerk off looking at me excites even more. Seriously, I'm so amazing, am I not?"
"But your pussy is so small and narrow."
"I know, nothing penetrated me and I did not reveal it, but you can look at something else. How do you like my anus?"

I don't know how many people generally have a fondness for the anus of women, but the mares were as clearly visible as some kind of donut. I took my dick in my hands and drove with might and main, looking at how she lifted her ass and shook it. Striptease in which nothing is hidden, sorry again there was no money with me, but I think Dash is not such a whore as Twi or Rarity.

"I am ready to take on all the milk that you give me. Come closer, stop sitting there. I got up and slipped on the soap. I fell and rode so that my cock was right next to her muzzle and I finished right on her nose and there was not so much sperm as always."
"Is this a waterfall?"
“I just wasn't ready. I wish I had stayed at a distance."
"I asked to cum on me, but not on my face."
"Where do you want?"
"I have an idea.

She grabbed my cock with her tail.
"You already know how?"

I was in an awkward position.

“I have to hide your cock so we can get out of here."

She led me and none of the ponies even thought it strange. We left the spa and ended up not far from her house, or rather under it, she lived in the sky. She buried her nose in my anus and stuck her tongue there. They say such a massage is useful, but so that it is done with the help of the tongue, and even the filly. My wife would have kicked in for such a request. She heard my protests, and I didn’t want to force her to climb into such dirty places and moved on to the testicles and began to gently bite them. She knew how to make my orgasm truly intense, even though she herself was not aroused. Usually different girls in my world and some of the ponies in this gave deep blowjobs, but this pegasus had a unique talent and concentrated on my head and dickhead kissing the top. She felt a member oozing and was about to make a salute. The moment the fireworks came, the blue pony used this fountain like a shower.

Salvation and royal care

I don't know why, but I had a blackout and woke up in a wooden room. There was a window in it, and behind it I saw three foals. Dachshund, this is a tree house, and children usually have such houses, which means those three could have brought me here. I would not want to become a pedophile. In my world, they sit down for this or do things even worse, it is possible that this is so, but on the other hand, they are children and should not know about sex by the idea. I looked at my penis again. It seems not worth it, the sperm does not drip, then everything is fine. What if they want to shove a branch into my urethra or something else that is bad and painful? It was possible to leave the house, but they could find me again, I stand out too much, still, the only two-legged, or rather a person. you could listen to what they said there, but it was difficult. How many times have they ever seen a dick? Local ponies are almost always secretive, so I might be a curious specimen for them.
One of the ponies, the one with the wings, returned.

"Sir! You are our new project! We want you to come to our school."

Not enough yet! All the ponies will stare at my dick, just like in nightmares when you are naked in class and everyone laughs at you. I would be great for a biology class if only this little one knew. what have I got there that would drive the teacher into the paint by forcing him to explain about this and about that.

"You don't have a cutie mark. You don't have them at all? And you look funny."

As long as she doesn't say anything about hanging and dangling things, everything will be fine. There, two more slowly climbed the stairs, and as I understood they are the sisters of those two ponies with whom I recently fucked.

"And I say it is possible!"
"But no."
The two of them were arguing about something, but I still didn't get it.
"You shouldn't have been that sleepy, Apple Bloom. You and Scootaloo fell asleep, and, by the way, I was guarding him so that he would not run away and I saw for sure that this strange thing became different and was lifted, though it was not for long, but I remembered it."
"Children, can you let me go?"
"What more! We need to show you to the class. Do not pay attention to Sweetie Belle, she apparently fell asleep too and it seemed to her."
"And not at all!"
"Little ones, can you lead me to the water? I would like to clean myself up before going with you."

They agreed, at least the reservoir was close, almost close, but I had to walk some distance. Two ponies attacked the poor white unicorn and scolded her, considering her a liar, but I didn't want to help her now, because then I would have had to show how the erection process takes place and this, though passively indirect, is still pedophilia.

***

I washed my face and hoped for some unexpected event, but the expectation was more than justified, I saw the face of the sun. As far as I understood from Pinky's words, this was the ruler of Equestria named Celestia, or rather Princess Celestia.
“Sweetie Belle, you're absolutely right. This is his antenna, and when it rises, he thereby gives a signal to his assistants that everything is in order. He is the chosen one and came here to save you, and you wanted to distract him from his mission with stupid pursuits?

Sweetie belle was embarrassed. She did not understand how Celestia knew all this, her friends did not understand either, but they agreed on the version that the great Celestia knows everything. Big Alicorn is watching you.
A beautiful and majestic pony led me to her cart and I flew with her.

"Cool, you were able to come up with a chosen one."
“You’re not the first person here, but the rest don’t fuck all the passing ponies.”
"I'm not all in a row here."
"I know, but you think you're the first pervert here? I had to learn the spell to erase the memory, because among them there were a bunch of real perverts, to whom little children are happy and stallions, and you are not like that.
"I didn’t want to fuck anyone at all, but you’ve all gone on a campaign here… I wanted to say spoiled."

***

So I found myself in this divine castle.

"Would you like to taste the fruit of love with the one that is sweeter than all the others?"
"I'm a little hungry now, I just recently woke up."
"Drink the milk from the sources of royal ruins."

None of their past ponies had such wide and large milkings as she did. I did not understand where the milk came from, because only mothers have milk. I already did not care about all the principles, and licking the nipples of filly is almost the same as for real girls, because there were no special differences, especially if you could not just bite, but also get milk, although I never drank horse milk, but since they drink cow, it’s not disgusting, all the more from hunger I had no time for options. from her flowed just wonderful-tasting milk, which could be sold in stores, she should have taken note of this, you look even more rich, although she is already a princess.

"And now it's time for your sperm to get into my uterus. You haven't really fucked anyone yet."

And it’s true. All the ponies came up with their own tricks to prevent my little cubs from reaching their goal. We are biologically incompatible, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

"Why do you need sex if you don’t get pregnant?"
"I want to feel this beautiful and hot organ with my pussy. I have been waiting for this for 3000 years, I castrated all the guards so as not to accidentally become a mother from them, but it deprived me of sex altogether."

She changed her appearance to a human. She didn’t look like a human at all, her skin color was not at all similar to that of humans.

"It cost me a lot of effort to do it."
"And still you do not look like people!"
"Don't you have people with that skin color?
"We have, of course, aziat with fair skin, but not so much, especially in this form you will definitely get pregnant."

She became what she was again.

"We'll have to do it differently."

This time I myself suddenly became a pony. Out of habit, I fell to the floor.

“Now you are a pony too. I can leave you like this and you can live here forever."

I didn't really like being a pony, but there was one thing that I liked - that my cock is now much bigger, because I'm a pony. I was hoping that I would have wings or a horn so that I could quickly fly away from her or do something with magic, but I had nothing, not even that crap that everyone here calls a butt mark, or rather a cutie mark.

"If you do not obey me, then I can enter from behind, it costs me nothing to do anything for myself, even that."
“Okay, but I have a secret fetish. I love being swallowed."

***

I got rid of it in a rather strange way, I imagine that she would have agreed to this.
At Twilight Palace, another pony named Starlight approached me. She learned how to turn into a semblance of a man with hands, while keeping her cute pony face. She jerked me off with her hand made by magic and it was great, though only for me. No wonder I thought to offer twilight to give such an important task to this unicorn.
She moved her hand, for a minute it seemed to me that this was my wife, from this even an orgasm was more pleasant

Real strength

I was no longer in Ponyville that night. I again found myself on that road next to the car. I lay down again and saw my wife in front of me.

"Honey, are you okay?"

She helped me to get up and we went home, she took herself, as I was no longer in a state.
she took me to bed, I came to myself, since nothing serious happened.

"Honey, I was so worried. we have been looking for you for a whole year."
"You have no idea what I went through."
"Give me a hug."

I hugged and kissed my beloved.

"Rest, but for now I have to go to the kindergarten for our daughter. I soon."

I saw her out of the window and she left.
"Was it just a nightmare?"
Suddenly, from somewhere, a strange voice sounded somehow ominous

"You don't know much about real nightmares."
Another mare with a horn and wings appeared in front of me.
“It was difficult for me to get here, but it was necessary. I have to tell you, you are in great danger, or rather Ponyville.
"Leave me, glitch, you are not real!"
"All this is not real here. Didn't it seem strange to you that your wife went to kindergarten to fetch her daughter, even though you were away for only a year?"
"Exactly! I had a Toyota, not a Russian Lada!"
"Okay, you get the point. Have you noticed that in your memory there is only your wife and no one else? This confined space was created for Chrysalis's revenge."
"Who is it?"
"Apparently you were not told about the most terrible creature. She created you and you are not a person as such, but something like a weapon. She fed on love and found out that sex helps you get more power, so she created you and pretended to be your wife, and then she arranged this accident for you to get into our world and out-eat 7 basic ponies to get maximum power. She brought you back here because you fulfilled the last plan, but she didn’t know that Starlight wasn’t enjoying herself and very soon you would be in Ponyville again, so you’ll have to outwit her."
"I can kill myself!"
"You can’t, she foresaw it."
"Kill me."
"We ponies can not kill anyone, we do not have such a provision."
"I won't fuck anyone."
"You can’t, she will force you unnoticed by yourself."
"I will hide from everyone."
"You will be found."
"Let me be castrated!"
"Will grow back the next day. This is strange, but true."
"Then I need to make sure that Starlight herself does not want to have sex with me."

The princess of the night suddenly began to disappear, and I lost consciousness and woke up again in Ponyville. Chrysalis didn't suspect anything and it played into my hands. This queen always made it so that I was next to Starlight and now she was close to me and flew kites with Sunburst.

"Hi - I went up to them."
"You are not on time now, I am busy and now together with my friend."
"So I came to him."

Starlight fell into a stupor.

"Buddy, I just wanted to know if a horse dick will get into my ass, and here you are. Can you help?"
"How disgusting! Do you take me for a fag?"
"Come on! Once not a fag, why not."

Starlight looked odd. there were both anger and tears on her face.

"YES, YOU FUCKED! I THOUGHT YOU NATURAL, AND YOU!"

At that moment, Chrysalis appeared.

"Starlight Glimmer! Again you have ruined all my plans!"
"So it's you ?! You used it!"
"I created it and now I will destroy it!"

I would have already been reduced to ash and would have disappeared forever, but Celestia and Luna appeared next to me and saved me. Chrysalis flew into a rage and gave a vicious grin.

“Anyway, he spread his seed into enough ponies for me to become strong."

Discord suddenly appeared along with Fluttershy.

"Not really. I watched him. Although he did such strange things with my dear Flutty, although I did not mind, he did not copulate with her, he even helped her, although he could not have done it. He is a very loyal friend."

Then Dash flew in from the sky, accompanied by some kind of pegasi.
"He understood that it is necessary to respect those who have other values and did not take my dear Dashie's virginity. He could rape her while she was drunk, but he didn't. He supported her in difficult times."

The pegasus said and kissed Rainbow, which made her laugh. Apparently they are now a couple.

Pinkie followed:
"He shared his sperm with me. She is nasty and it is impossible to eat her, but now I know what she is.
Next came Twilight."
"I was embarrassed to talk about how much I loved to be depraved and hid it, but he reminded me of what Applejack had to do."
I had no time for this, I finally realized that I had never felt the joy that no one could hold out with me, but he sacrificed a lot to make me cheerful."

Twilight looked around and said:
"So now Rarity has taken my place?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Rarity said, appearing out of nowhere. She was wearing her thong."
"With the fact that now you do not look like the most important element."
"Because it is not - Celestia said."
"In what sense? - suddenly asked Starlight, who apparently was shocked by what was happening."
"You are the main element. You are the only one who yourself brought pleasure without receiving anything in return, is this not the real magic of friendship?"
"This is not the magic of friendship, this is the magic of sex - said Luna. - It doesn't matter who's in charge.
"For a complete set, only Zecora is not enough here."
"Fool! - Again grinning said Chrysalis - I took the form of Zecora so that you began to absorb love."

I was overwhelmed by the power that seethed within me. There was a rainbow glow around me and I hung in the air. I could not forgive this vile Chrysalis for pretending to be the one I raped very first. I sharply hit her with a fist right on her insolent muzzle, it threw her away, but did not stop.

"Shouldn't we help him? Twilight asked."
"He has all our strength, he will cope on his own - Objected the white alicorn."

And then I thought that since my semen contains great power, why not use it. Usually heroes use superpowers, weapons or their fists, and I will probably be the first to use sperm, but Chrysalis is not a pony, I did not know what awaited me there, but I had to do it. I looked closer and realized that in principle they have almost the same hole, only one thing, but the shape-shifters turned out to be hermaphrodites. Although she was formally a member, she still had a cunt, exactly the same as that of humans and ponies, with a clitoris and lips. I entered it. I was scared, but I did not stop, there was no turning back. I tried to push my penis to quickly throw the sperm right into the depths of her uterus, but she behaved like a bull on a rodeo and tried to push me off her. even the mark-seekers came running to this extravaganza. Well at least they didn't understand what kind of battles were actually taking place here. I finished, causing Chrysalis to fall. I defeated her. Lacking strength, she ran away again.

***

We held a feast at Twilight's house, though we didn’t call the mark-seekers, otherwise it would be strange.
"I have no real home, real memory and real biography. I shouldn't be here, much less now.
I just do not understand how she was able to create me."
"Once Chrysalis visited in the dreams of one of our Ponies - Said Luna - I always noticed a strange mania for the so-called people in this mint unicorn."
"And then I found out that they are - Twilight said - But they are not like you."
"Perhaps this world does not exist at all - I said thinking and absorbing the salad. - Perhaps we will never know.
I got up from the table."
"Sorry, but I have to go to the forest."

Celestia understood me. she decided to erase everyone's memory of me. I promised that they would not find me, and if they did, they would be mistaken for some monkey or a bald diamond dog.

***

I was familiar with this forest, here I found myself when I got here and here I met her. She was the very first, but alas, it was not her, but I met her again, the real her. She was a real shaman and for some reason immediately understood my problem. All the same, there is a world where people like me live and oddly enough she came from there. She was one of the zebras and once she got tired of being a stupid creature and was kidnapped by some professor who studied the possibilities of spatial movement, he parted her here, but after that the portal was broken, but Zekora knew that the portal to this world was in the mirror... In that world, only those who studied at the Canterlot School and the Crystal Academy had a different skin color. It was not clear why exactly they were so strange, but everyone else was normal. Zecora had a portal to that world, but it led to another part of it, where there were no such oddities. And I entered this portal. Even though Zekora didn't know me, she was still sad. Just think, I seduced a bunch of ponies and didn’t finish in any of them, which means I didn’t become a zoophile, and maybe I did, but I can start a normal life, although I don’t know which one.

***

My life has become simply excellent. I found a girl who looks like Zecora. She was just a spitting image of Zekora and even the name was the same. Who became my father-in-law? The same professor. He did not know anything about the fact that formally his daughter is almost a complete copy of that same zebra, and it is for the best. I played a real wedding and married Zekora. Now I have become real. Even though I wasn't around those I loved so much, I still knew that I was instrumental in saving their world. I don’t know what happened to Chrysalis, but I hope another unusual illustration will appear on the royal stained-glass windows about a great hero with the strongest and most powerful weapon that has ever seen the light.