N.E.M.E.S.I.S.

by bronys unite

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Gore, Crossover, Dark, Human, Sad, Main 6
Length: 9406

The N.E.M.E.S.I.S. program goes to equestria after being blown up by the crashing helicopter

N.E.M.E.S.I.S. one of umbrella corp.'s secret patients in the hospital was killed when the helicopter landed on him but when he awoke he felt something he didn't feel on Earth after the experimentation. He could feel sorrow, hate, anger, and many other emotions that came back to his mind. He started to feel these after helping Alice even though she impaled him on the metal rod. N.E.M.E.S.I.S. woke up in a forest with his mini-gun next to him, fully loaded and was feeling alone, until he stumbled into a town and finds... ponies but how will they react when they see his monstrous appearance.

Told in first person. I will also be making modifications to his character like what weapons he is carrying and things like that. Might be tagged has adventure later on main characters may or may not change it depends on what I decide to have him do.

Published 2012-09-08 04:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-28 00:30:54 UTC

Darkness of my heart

I was feeling grass underneath me, but how was I feeling, how is that possible when I was operated on I wasn't even in control I just watched until Alice made me remember even though it was by impaling me, that was just a complication. I then looked to my side and saw my mini-gun quite peculiar though, it was the gun that is usually attached to an attack helicopter, I also saw my rocket launcher and two golden diamond encrusted pistols, how did that even get here, I also noticed an over-sized knife lying down next to the pistols. I then sat up and I looked down to inspect the damage, there was no damage no bullet holes no stab wound nothing has if my battle never happened. I then got up the rest of the way slowly, I then proceeded to grab my weapons. I put my rocket launcher on my back, the knife was attached to the black leather belt and the pistols were on my hips and my mini-gun was in my hands and it somehow was full on ammo.

I then started to hear a rustling behind me I turned to see that there was a large lion with a wings and a scorpion tail. It then lunged at me to which I responded by moving to the side my vision then turned blue and scanned the manticore then the words appeared "Minimal threat level." My eye stared angrily at it telling it to back away it didn't listen and charged I then raised my free hand to smack it away sending it flying through at least fifteen trees, was I really that strong I hadn't even started trying yet. I then walked up to the wounded animal it started to whimper. If I had lips they would have smiled but those were removed, along with most of my humanity.

I then continued to walk to an unknown location wondering where I was the trees were very thick making me think it was a rain forest but the temperature wasn't right for that so I just continued to walk and recalled the Hive base incident.

"Who are you?!" She asked accusing me of some unknown crime.

"I just transferred they probably don't even have me on FILE yet." I said stressing file to the accuser.

"Area secured in here." She said again, but into her radio.

"You can't do this!" I yelled at her understanding that this was against the law, she then leaned down and got next to my ear.

"Blow me." She said with so much hatred that it made me feel cold inside.

About 2 hours and thirty minutes later we were running through the hallways and we found the train that took us down to this hell and we all boarded it eagerly except for Alice she waited outside. I then got inside and the tech guy was operating the train controls Alice was outside and the bitten one was just barely hanging with us. He then turned around "We're leaving." He turned the train onto the highest speed. The hunter then scratched through the train and scratched my arm. Then the-

I heard something howl into the sky I then looked around and noticed that there was movement everywhere around me then something jumped out in front of me. It was made of tree bark but looked like a wolf and my brain analyzed it and said "Threat minimal." was walking around in a circle formation then four more came out and followed it's pattern of movement my brain assessed the threat again "Threat minimal." I looked at them my one eye which was still has white has it could be I then watched one of them jump forward trying to make me flinch, but it failed, then I dropped my mini-gun and charged forward. I grabbed it's head and smashed my other fist into it's skull causing it to explode. I then threw the body to the side and waited for their next move. The next wolf then jumped on my back and tried to rip me into pieces but was unsuccessful. I then jumped and let my back hit the ground first shattering the wolf. I then waited for one of them to leap on me and when it did I grabbed it's neck and it's body and ripped it's head off sending wood chips flying everywhere. I then jumped up and saw the smaller one of the two leaped to distract me while the larger one went behind me but I dodged and grabbed the larger one by the back of it's neck and squeezed causing it to explode. The smaller one then whimpered and ran away I would have chased it but I heard some sort of commotion so I grabbed my mini-gun and walked towards the noises.

"My little ponies I would like to warn you about Everfree forest there is some sort of new life there that may be a predator but it was an intense energy it created." The white pony said I recognized her from somewhere.

"What the fuck." I said, but unfortunately Umbrella didn't think about me having to talk to a crowd of technicolor ponies, so it came out has a blood curdling growl and grunt the ponies jumped out of their skin and ran and screamed but guards ran forward and yelled.

"Back into the forest fowl monster." The guard said hurting my emotions, but when did that even get back into my mutated brain, I growled back this time but more threatening.

"State your business." The white one that seemed familiar said thinking I could speak I responded.

"Well I was lost in the forest and I heard you talking and I decided to come see what it was and I saw a bunch of colorful ponies then my brain went into a scanning frenzy and I tried to talk but I forgot I can't talk..." I had tried to say that but it mostly came out has multiple different toned growls and I was doing hand motions with my free hand I would have been looking confused but my face was sown and stapled to where I could only look angry. I then got and idea and raised a finger telling them to wait and walked towards a tree.

"What is it doing." I heard a curious voice say but when I walked up to the tree and jumped up and grabbed a branch and caused it to break off and I was holding it they all gawked it caused me to laugh, but when I did I started to cough up blood so I stopped. I then pulled out my knife and started to scrape off the bark, it only took a few seconds. I then wrote 'I would like to make piece but your guards weapons are making my demon angry tell them to put them down before our conversation can continue and I didn't mean to make your ponies cower in fear it is an unwanted affect of this infliction I have. I would also like to ask you where and what you and the ponies are I would also like to ask that I learn the history of this place and can get something to write on.' I then got up and walked towards her she looked confused but her guards looked angry and before she could tell them to be calm they threw weapons at me and I threw the branch at the white one's feet... or hooves and went after the guards knife in hand. The white one looked at it and started to read and I attacked her soldiers full force because of programming. I then grabbed one of them and resisted every urge to kill him and just threw him to the forest at near volatile speeds causing him to break through twenty tree's easily the guards then looked scared and started to panic.

"STOP ALL OF YOU IT MEANS PEACE!!" I heard a booming voice that would shake most people out of it but I'm not like most people I'm N.E.M.E.S.I.S. I then stopped and fell to my knees trying to hold off my anger trying to get it out I succeeded and rose to my full height and got a sad look from the princess and looked around to see guards rolling on the ground in misery I just shrugged. She sighed knowing that it was there fault that I attacked "So you asked questions and request things who are you to ask such things." She looked angrily at me making the anger shake in my boots so I raised my leg to knee height and slammed it into the ground causing it to shake has if a eleven point zero earthquake shook the ground causing all of those around me who were standing to fall she then looked at me with apologetic eyes. I had meant no harm but they attack me first "Sorry, and we are ponies there are four different species like earth, pegasus, unicorn, and alicorn which is the most rare species me and my sisters are alicorns, and we will also go find you some thing to write on and to write with." She said, then we then began walking around the colorful village the ponies slowly came out of there houses to stare at me and the princess they then began to try and mingle with me "Umm ponies he can't talk." She said which caused them to looked angrily at me then making them walking off, I didn't care it just made me have to spend less time talking and growling.

We then arrived at a store, she motioned for me to follow her and I just pointed at the door and she realized that I didn't feel like having to crawl through the door so she sighed walked inside. A few moments later came out with a quill and a journal and an ink pot I subconsciously let my head fall into the palm of my hand, when I brought my head back up I grabbed the book and quill. I then readied myself for the onslaught of questions.

SOO yeah that was a little to fast for me but don't worry I will make future chapters shorter, but I will not be updating this much because I'm trying to get a different story finished before I publish it. I will try to get updates out for this weekly, but no promises.

Enjoy.

Designed to kill

"So how did you get here? Why are you making peace? What was it like where you came from? Why do you have stitches in your face? Why do you have only one eye? Why is it white? Why are you wearing black leather I thought that was only worn by naughty ponies? I al-" I cut her off by putting a finger to her lips she glared at me, then she noticed how fast she was asking the questions. I had barely managed to keep up and answer some of them, but other times I completely missed a question, she then stopped glaring "Sorry." She said giving me puppy dog eyes, which caused me to sigh, I also felt many murderous tensions stop bickering inside my head. I then handed her the journal she gave me to write on. It said 'I don't know how I got here. I'm making peace because I'm tired of fighting. Where I came from there was constant war and umbrella corp. was engineering a bio weapon and the base was broke into and the virus escaped causing the disease to spread killing most of Raccoon city. I am an experimentation with the virus and some cybernetics that made it to where my main function is killing anything considered a threat. I don't know why I have only one eye. It's not black leather it's a mixture of the different types of Kevlar covered with metal so the sunlight doesn't harm it, and on top of that is a ballistic vest covered with black leather has you say I guess.

A lavender unicorn walked up and she bowed to the one next to me "Princess do you know what it is like male, female, or what language it speaks." She said then stood up I then took the book and began writing down the answers to those question I wrote down this down 'I'm a he and my name is Matt Addison I was a detective trained in fire fight and hostage negotiations and how to fake an identity. I also speak the same language has you, but my vocal chords don't work because of the g-virus, I might regain the ability to talk, but at the current time my vocal chords only produce growls an some select words. I would also like to ask what your name is and the name of the one standing next to me.' I then handed her the journal when she read her eyes got bigger, has if that is even possible, and her smile widened until it was almost stretching off of her face, I don't want to know what she was thinking about.

"Twilight what does it say?" The white one who was standing next to me asked Twilight.

"Here read it Princess." Twilight said to the royal princess, but for me this situation was quite strange considering with what I've been through and I was searching through my mind of why this mare was familiar and how I even knew the word mare.

"Well it is nice to properly meet you Matt Addison, but if you don't mind telling me what this umbrella corp. and what did you mean by the demon inside you, and if the g-virus infected you shouldn't you be dangerous?" She asked me I then took the journal back and dipped the quill into the ink and began to write again 'No the g-virus only makes my mutations very severe and the umbrella corp. was able to control it with cybernetics, but when Alice impaled me I remembered my life and got my emotions back and was able to control the virus has well and broke the cybernetics grip on my body. Umbrella corp. however was a world wide medicine developer that was also secretly building safe houses under ground and were developing top secret bio weapons like the t-virus and the g-virus and even then there are probably more versions. I am not dangerous because I have regained control but the weapons drive me insane, no matter who is using them because I was programmed to be a lone wolf. The demon inside is very well what I am right now this is not how I originally looked I was a normal human being I was a little taller then six feet and had black hair and blue eyes, but the thing is the cybernetics and the N.E.M.E.S.I.S. program sometimes wins the mental battle ground and takes control when I'm attacked but fighting it off causes severe pain that riddles my entire body.' I then handed her the journal and waited for her to finish reading.

"Princess what does it say." Twilight asked worrying about what her teacher was reading because of her facial expressions.

"TIMBER WOLVES AND MANTICORES!!" I heard the screams and the protect and serve mode kicked in and I turned and sprinted towards the noise. Most of the ponies gasped at the speed I was going because I appeared to be was a giant black blur. I then approached the noise and saw guards, but when they saw me they threw their weapons aside before I could target them and then they ran away, smart ponies right there. I then noticed that they weren't running from me they were running from a manticore I walked up to it and dropped my mini-gun then my brain assessed the situation and it said "minimal threat level." I then waited for the manticores next move.

I heard a voice behind me say "Matt Addison get back they will kill you." When I heard that the manticore jumped forward but I grabbed it's massive head with my hands and slammed it into the ground and stomped on it's head with my left foot causing it's head to explode into a beautiful mass of grey and crimson. I then grabbed the dead body and threw it into the forest then I heard whimpers of the other animals that were there. I then stood there and waited standing in the blood, then seven timber wolves jumped out followed by four manticores and they all started circling me, again my brain assessed the situation "Moderate threat level." I then readied my self for the next attack but they were waiting for me to make my move so I went for a distraction so I raised my leg and slammed it into the ground causing all of my opponents to shake giving me my few seconds of time to attack.

I ran forward and landed and uppercut that sent it flying at least a few hundred feet into the air and a few hundred feet into the forest. I then raced to the other manticore and slammed it's head into the ground causing it's jaw to shatter on the ground and I stomped it's head into oblivion and then tossed the dead body into the forest. I then moved to the other manticore who was beginning to get his bearings back, but I stopped that by pulling out my knife and stabbing it through his skull and then threw him into the forest has well. The other one had managed gather its self together and managed to body ram me sending my body flying limply through the air and I crashed through two carts the skid across the ground. My head hit the ground and ripped open letting a little blood ooze out, but the sight of my own blood made N.E.M.E.S.I.S. activate and it pushed my body up and it shouted into the sky and I was locked in my mind being forced to watch the program do what it did best, kill everything armed. It then charged forward and grabbed the manticore and ripped off it's ears and has the manticore tried to swipe at me N.E.M.E.S.I.S. grabbed its paw and braced it's leg against the manticores chest and ripped off the manticores arm causing the warm fluid of life to spray everywhere. It then grabbed the wailing manticores head with its leg still braced and gave a sharp yank resulting in the crack of the spine being stretched then another crack signaling that the spine just snapped out of place and killed the manticore.

It then turned off and left me to fight the timber wolves, but they had already whimpered and ran away I then turned to see the ponies behind me shaking with fear because I had just brutalized the manticore even the majestic one had lost any sense of confidence. I then felt guilt climbing up my throat and I walked towards them and they all screamed in terror even the princess had a look of terror on her face and even the guards were scared. I then fell back and felt my thoughts start to overwhelm me *Am I a monster their all scared of me why did this have to happen to me I didn't mean to make it that bad I just tried to make something right and failed miserably.* I felt an excess of sadness and misery fill my being. I then felt something wet fall across my face it was a tear I had shed a tear, I haven't done that in a long time, but my mind kept bashing my own being causing me to sob the ponies then started to walk out of their houses and stare curiously at me.

I then felt something warm rap around my shoulders "It's going to be alright Matt Addison." Said the princess.

"I go by Matt." I said, wait that didn't come out has a growl or random tone it was sensible words something had changed I wasn't a monster I could talk, again I would've smile but without lips that is impossible.

Okay so I've decided that since this was liked more then I had expected I decided that I will update it at least three times a week. I am sorry for this still being pretty fast but it will slow down I just need to kick the breaks in I was just trying to get the basic things out of the way which I just did so the next chapter should be slower paced.

Enjoy this cliff hanger.

The three foals of terror

( / means a change in mental perspective.)

It had been a long day for me not only did I lose the only trust I had only to gain it back by whimpering like a child but I also had to get a job, what that will be I have no clue, but I do know that I need somewhere to stay and the ponies have been bickering about that for the past three hours. I had been introduced to the elements of harmony had learned some history about where I was also subjected to meet everypony that lives here, the most annoying fucking thing ever, thank what ever universal power there was that I didn't have to go through that again. I was currently sitting in the tree house of Twilight were the elements of harmony and Celestia were arguing about were I should stay. I was sitting there quietly, pinkie kept glancing my way smiling and giggling and muttering some thing about being cannon.

"Twilight you don't have the room to house him." Apple Jack said frustrated that her friend wasn't seeing reasoning.

"But you aren't going to keep him in your barn and Rarity won't let him live with her and he can't st-"

"I'll live in the forest then I don't care, but I'm getting a headache from this arguing." I interrupted, they then turned stunned that I had decided to talk, it had been at least an hour since I last said anything.

"You can't live there the monsters will kill you." Twilight said sounding generally worried, I don't understand how they can come to trust things at such speeds, but it doesn’t matter.

"If I only death was a luxury I could feel, I wouldn't have to feel the constant pain or the voices in my head bickering about how I should kill all of you and how violent I should make it." When I finished they all visibly shuddered even Celestia who was supposed to be fear free was obviously scared of the things I could do which made shocked me because she could easily banish me.

"Well I reckon' ya' can stay at the barn, but I don' want any of these horrible thin's escapin' ya' mouth okay." Apple Jack said, *Guilt trips do work on these fools apparently/ No that is not what we are doing/ Oh yes it is/ Just shut the fuck up.* I then nodded at Apple Jack and she gave a sheepish smile. I could understand their fear, but they were to cowardly, but they were also prey animals.

"When are we going to head out Apple Jack?" I asked the cowpony.

"Well I guess now if your tired." She said sounding like she didn't want me to stay in Ponyville.

"Well I'm pretty positive I can't sleep considering the fact that I'm undead and cybernetic so lets just head out now." I said standing up nearly bumping into the low hung ceiling, well low hung for me. They all stared at me confused with what I had said.

"What do you mean undead?" Twilight asked.

"Well the virus kills the host and sends signals through the body causing the person to get back up with the basic instinct, kill, I however am a strand of g-virus not t-virus meaning that I am different then the others that were infected which makes them view me has a predator and they either try to attack me or run away sometimes I can order them around. I became infected because a hunter had slashed through my arm which caused me to become infected, but how I got what was left of my sanity I don't know I do remember being impaled though." I said, contemplating on how I did manage to get myself back into this body. I then saw all of the ponies around me gawking at what I had said except the pink one, damn she was creepy.

"Well umm lets get ya' to the barn." Apple Jack said then walked out of the house I sighed and got down on all fours and started to crawl through the door when I got through I let out another sigh, but this time it was of relief and being able to stretch my legs "Okay so Matt I would like to tell ya' the rules of the house. Ya' will have ta' work if ya' don't we'll kick ya' out, I also don' wan' ya' talkin' bout' this stuff round my sis. I also don' wan' ya' to go into that N.E.M.E.S.I.S. thingy okay." She said, I simply nodded, they don't have a lot of rules well this will be easy.

The rest of the walk was an awkward silence, not that I minded I liked it and just took in the scenery, too damn colorful never mind. I decided to just look at the path and my very clunky feet that made a thud every time they hit the ground. I then saw the bush next to us rustle I turned to it my mini-gun in hand and other weapons in their respective positions. I heard an eep and the sound of hooves running away, ohh Fluttershy she was honestly the most adorable one there if you ask me just the amount of innocence she had made me want to be smile and cuddle, but of course that would be... strange.

"We're here." Apple Jack said sounding proud, I looked up to see a apple orchid around me and an old red barn and a wooden house.

"Hmm better then what I've seen the past few days." I said sounding glum causing Apple Jack to glare at me.

"What do ya' mean by that." She asked her anger obviously showing through.

"I used to live in a building higher then clouds and they were made out of metal and brick, but I'm fine with barn's I used to live in one and have had fun times in them. I also didn't insult you no matter what my tone can be it isn't an insult unless I say it in an angry manner." I said causing her anger to go away but she was still on edge, it must be weird to house a predatory animal.

"Oh okay then well ya' will be stayin' in the barn here follow me." She said but I raised my finger.

"It's fine Apple Jack I can lead myself to the barn you can go inside and tell your family about me and my being, just like you want to am I correct." I said, she nodded giving me a bewildered look. I just took my leave and went inside the barn. I saw some beams on the roof and some piles of hay laying around the barn. I decided I would sit in the corner and try to sleep. I took off my gear before going further and left my weapons by the door.

I then sat down in the back corner and closed my eye and tried to let sleep take my body but it never did. I had been there for about an hour or so and I started hearing a rustling from outside I decided to keep my eyes closed, but then the barn door opened I couldn't see anything. I heard some stifled giggles I then heard something shuffling, I then heard the very distinctive click of a gun. My eyes shot open and I saw a rocket flying my way "Fuck." Was all that escaped my lips before it hit me directly in the chest blowing me through the barn and making me catch on fire and sending my body fly limply through the air. I then heard the cracking noise of my head hitting a stone then everything went cold. I was unable to move has the world faded and the fire consumed my body I then saw the three hell spawns approach and let myself slip into the cold void.

I awoke being carried through a hallway on a stretcher that should be stretched, I then felt the pain return from the burn wounds and my earth splitting head ache. I then let my legs hit the ground and sat up resulting in multiple gasps from the ponies around me.

"Sir please sit back down you need help you have third degree burns and a cracked skull." The doctor said.

"I've been through worse so I'll just be leaving." I then got up and stood resulting in more gasps.

"Sir it doesn't matter you need to hospitalized so come with us." The doctor said again but more sincere.

"I've died at least four times I'll be fine without your help." I said, causing the ponies to gawk at me. I then walked down the hallway towards what I was hoping would be an exit. It took a while but I found the lobby were I found the elements of harmony waiting for a status update and three sad foals sitting in a corner.

"I'm fine and I'll be staying in Everfree forest." I said breaking the silence and causing them all to gasp.

"But how are you even alive that blast blew out most of the barn and set some of it on fire and it caught you on fire has well and your skull was cracked open." Twilight said thinking that I should be dead.

"Well like I told you if death was a luxury I could feel I would be happy, but I can't die unless my body is crushed into oblivion which is what I want." I said with no hint of emotion in my voice, but upon mentioning suicide they all got teary.

"Why would you want to die don't you have ones who care for you in your world." Twilight asked not understanding while I would want to die.

"I don't have loved ones they died I watched my own mother and father tortured to death, my wife was pregnant with a child that wasn't mine. I even had one wife who was loyal but she got shot to death and raped in a street by a gang because I was a cop. Can you imagine living a life like that, no you probably can't because life is basically peaceful here you've never had to watch a war that destroyed an entire civilizations." I said which caused most ponies in the lobby break down into tears I felt horrible on the inside, but I was pissed so I crawled out with has much dignity has one could muster when crawling on all fours, when I got outside I sprinted to the barn to grab my equipment. When I got there I saw the damage the rocket did the barn which was almost completely destroyed I then went inside and surprisingly saw my weapons still sitting there.

I grabbed them and loaded them up and walked out of the hole in the back and walked towards the forest with all of my weapons and a hopeful future.

I was lost in the forest after a few minutes of jogging which surprised me a little bit and the wildlife stayed away from me scared because of the deaths I had brought upon them. I just kept wandering through the forest letting my feet lead me through the dark forest. I then saw a clearing and walked for it and when I got to it I saw a broken down castle and a bridge that looked like it was about to snap. I decided to get across it by jumping so I stepped back a little bit and sprinted forward and when I reached the ledge I planted both feet and kicked off with some of my strength which sent me cleanly flying through the air and I gracefully landed slamming my face into the ground.

I pushed my self off the ground ignoring my pain and walked into the ruins and saw a dark mare with a starry mane and tail sitting there crying to herself, at least I think it was a she. She looked like she was related to Celestia because she had wings and a horn, but she was smaller.

"Umm hello." I said to her trying to see how she would respond to my vocalization.

"Why do you bother me pony can't you leave your princess alone." The mare was incredibly sad for reasons unknown.

"I'm not a pony and I don't mean you harm, but would you like to talk?" I asked concerned for this mare, which made me shocked.

"No we don't want anyone to talk to." She said sounding like she was about to start crying again. I don't know why but my legs carried me forward and sat me down next to her and she looked away not wanting to show weakness.

"Look I would be willing to bet one hundred dollars that I've had it worse then you." I said trying to see if I could pull the story out of this mare.

"I would doubt tha..." She trailed off when she saw me and looked scared.

"See that is how everyone re-acts to me I don't get a fair chance to make any friends unless someone is standing next to me like your sister if I'm correct." I said sounding glum she then got control of herself and sighed.

"How can you say that you've had it worse?" She asked not knowing why I said that.

"Because one I've died at least four times, I've been cheated on, I've lost everyone I knew to a virus and had to kill them, I have also have two voices constantly arguing in my head on how I should kill everything. I'm even mutated I didn't always look like this I used to be a regular human, but then umbrella corp. decided to change that when destroyed most of what was left of my humanity and replaced it with a cold-hearted killer." I said sadly, then looked to the ground.

"Well then lets exchange stories shall we." She said smiling.

"Why not." I said back

(AUTHOR NOTES YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS BronyGamer) ; )

I really don't know what to say after this chapter other then the fact that the cutie mark crusaders are going to become the toys of his nightmares. I will also not ship Luna and N.E.M.E.S.I.S. if you think that was going to happen.

I hope you have has much fun reading this has I do writing it.

Strange feelings

Luna and I had just finished exchanging our stories hers had more heart felt sadness, my tale was more like a table being flipped. She then told me about how she became Nightmare Moon to which I told her sounded legit, we then spent the next hours talking about internet lingo.

I heard horse hooves clopping behind us "Umm I don' reckon' that ya' will come back will ya'" I turned around to see Applejack I would've frowned, but Umbrella didn't give me lips *Fuck you umbrella/ Heard that/ GTFO*

"Maybe, I don't know, why?" I said not really caring on where I had to stay I would prefer the forest, but the universal power would probably dislike that idea.

"Well your welcome to stay in the barn if ya' wan' to." She said smiling and failed at covering her true emotions, she obviously didn't want me to be there, I just sighed "Umm what happened to ya' eye?" She asked, really my eye universal power forgive I was shot with a rocket launcher.

"My eye was always white." I said very annoyed thinking about how many times I would have to answer that question.

"No I knew that, but know it's blue." She said with a look of bewilderment. I jumped up and ran to see if I could find a reflective surface, I managed to find a mirror in a random room along a hallway, and looked at my eye sure enough it was the old blue it used to be. I then noticed how the stitches and staples were becoming undone it seemed has if my very appearance was melting. My body then started shrinking I didn't have a single idea of what was going on, I then felt my grip start to slip then I felt the black starting to close in. I soon fell, my body hitting the ground with a thumping noise

(AUTHORS NOTE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BronyGamer)

I feel so bad for making this short it was going to be longer, but I decided to say fuck it and publish this. Tomorrow is him waking in a hospital

And if you want to know why this is so short my friend made a bet that I could do the insanity fitness thing and I lost miserably and couldn't move off of the floor for and hour and my legs are still buckling, god I need to work out. Again sorry for this should've been aborted chapter please don't lynch me.

Strange feelings part 2

(Okay the chapter deleted itself so here is a summary of what happened to him. He woke up and realized that he was a human and then he was naked with morning wood and grabbed a blanket to cover himself. Then he stands up and the heart moniter goes off because it becomes disconnected so the ponies rush in only to see him conscious. They then talk about him getting clothes then the he says has no money. The doctor orders the nurses to grab the blanket and they took it and then his 'head' popped out and they all gasped and his cheeks turned red then they gave him the blanket and left then he wrapped the blanket around his waist and then he walked up to the hospital caounter and asked for directions to the carousal boutique where the doctor told him he could get clothes when he left the hospital Pinkie shows up and they start talking and that is were it decided to delete itself.)

"Umm I'll just be going now." I said while I began to walk away from her I then began to walk leftish while remaining rightly, still can't figure out what kind of direction that is so I was mostly just wandering aimlessly. I then noticed Pinkie coming up behind me, not again.

"Hi Matt where are you going, are you heading to Sugar Cube corner I just love love love Sugar Cube Corner you know I actually live there to and I have so much fun foal-sitting for the Cakes, and the foals are just so adorable an-" She would have continued but I shushed her by putting a finger to her lips.

"Hey which way do I head to find Carousel boutique?" I asked the mare which made her point to a to the right. I then was starting to retract my finger but she licked it and smiled crazily at me, OH GOD RUN. My mind screamed at me and I panicked and started to run to the left while being chased by the pink nightmare.

"Hey why are you running are we racing, or are we playing a game or are we-"

"GOD PLEASE STOP CHASING ME!!" I screamed while still running has fast has me legs could carry me, I was fast enough to make Forest Gump jealous. I then noticed that the pink ball of pure party stopped chasing me...

"Hey do you like parties."

"OH COME ON!!!" I started running again only for her to start gaining on me. I then saw what looked like a carousel I decided that it was most likely the building I was looking for, I then started to run faster, my legs burning because of how fast I was running. I was even starting to get further away from the pink nightmare. I then opened the door to the building and slammed it shut and locked it, I then heard a gasp from behind me then I fainted from being so tired.

(AUTHORS NOTES YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS BronyGamer)

Ugh that begging was origanally two thousand words but no my computer had to go a say fuck you and delete it. SO yeah sorry stallions and mares if any mares read this and also if you want to know why the update was way to late look at my user page and scroll to the comments and that was the easiest day of the week. FML.

I hate fashion

I awoke on a small couch staring at the ceiling I then noticed I was naked, is this going to be a common thing. I slowly took in my surroundings noticing that the floor was different shades of purple and the walls were light purple. I then noticed the confused stares I was getting from the pony I decided to speak up first "Umm hello." I said casually waving my hand.

"Why did you burst into my boutique." She said in a very posh tone, I hated fashion and posh people this was going to go wonderfully.

"I would like to find some way to get clothes, but I'm currently broke." I said, my will to keep just a blanket growing.

"Ohh well I could make it for you for free, but I must ask why you need clothes and came here with that thing." She said, she obviously dislikes my blanket.

"Well being naked means one I'll be cold and two my... stuff hangs out." I said turning a bright shade of crimson at the end of that sentence.

"What do you mean dar- ohhhh that’s what that was, I was wondering why the skin looked different." She finished while turning a very bright shade of crimson.

"So can I get clothes." I said, I didn’t really wanted to sound impatient, but I really wanted to leave the boutique.

"Well of course darling I wouldn't be the element of generosity if I didn't give somepony what they needed to be warm or decent." She said regaining her posh voice "Now please wait while I go get some measuring tape." She finished.

"Okay but what is your name, just so I know to call you." I asked, she then puffed out her chest, god this was going to be just riveting.

"My name is Rarity, but darling what is your name." Why does Rarity always speak like that I mean what the fuck.

"My name is Matt, Matt Addison." I answered she then looked at me confused.

"Well that certainly is an odd name Matt Matt Addison." She said while heading away to get the measuring tape.

"Umm you don't say Matt twice, only once and you don't say Addison." I said looking confused at the pony.

"Oh okay Matt." She added, and at that exact moment the hell spawn walked through the door and started asking questions about my very being. I had to wait about thirty seconds before the question I dreaded was discovered.

"What is that thing and why does is the tip pink." She said, well children its called the birds and the bees. I looked at Rarity with pleading eyes she easily caught the message and ushered the children out of the room, thank the deities, all of them.

"Thank you they can be quite a handful sometimes now come over here and let me get your measurements." When she finished talking I got up and walked over to her standing on the podium she directed me to.

(Authors notes you don't have to read this BronyGamer, but it would explain things)

SO PEOPLES I DIDN'T DIE. Now with that out of the way let me apoligize for this late chapter, but I had to fire shity employees and hire new ones and train them all and I still have to teach like fifteen more 'classes' but my boss gave me a break so yeah if you read this I would like some suggestions for where he should go next.

DDDDOOOOOOGGGGGSSSSS

It had taken an hour are so for us to get the jeans done, which she said were very bland and boring to which I responded by telling her she should be happy I didn't ask her to make camouflage, her face then turned a deep shade green quite a fun sight.

"Thanks again Rarity." I said looking over the outfit she gave me it was very comfortable and would be even more so if they were worn in.

"It was no problem darling." She said, even though she was lying I'll give her the benefit of doubt and go with it. Has we approached the door I noticed something was off I had a very uneasy feeling, that I had gotten once on the job when we walked into a murderers lair. My hand instinctively reached for my hip only to come back empty I looked down and saw that there was nothing there and looked at Rarity who looked at me obviously feeling worried, "Is something wrong darling." She looked around for and exit or at least that what I thought, I shook my head and she let out a sigh.

"No I'm just wondering were my guns are." I said, her only reply was by looking confused.

"Umm what are gu-"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH" She was cut off by a scream, and my training kicked in has I charged through the door and saw dogs in armor walking on two legs with over sized arms holding spears and abducting ponies and foals. I immediately felt an urge of stupidity and charged forward making sure not to scream and I tackled one of the armor clad dogs and smashed his wind pipe with about twenty pounds of force even though less was needed. The dog immediately began try and breath and it released it's spear which I gladly picked up and turned to see three more dogs staring angrily at me one was just underneath my sternum and was light brown, and the one next to it was about my height and was a light grey, and the last one was about has tall has N.E.M.E.S.I.S. though its coat was a more like blue and grey combined. I was quickly brought out of my observations by something slamming into my side and something repeatedly smacking me in the face most likely the rear end of a spear. It continued smashing into my head and my vision began to fade I felt something change, something inside snapped and I felt my skin begin to tear my body changed, bones grew joints snapped and repaired until my body was once again the N.E.M.E.S.I.S.

"What is this thing?" Said a squeaky voice which agitated my now changing form my clothes changed and weapons appeared with bright white flashes of light in my hands and on my hips and back. N.E.M.E.S.I.S. then smacked the dog that was tackling him off and stood up and revved up his mini-guns which were in both hands has he did this the final changes happened and his right eye sowed itself shut and his lips rotted off which revealed sharp teeth meant for ripping off flesh and chewing it.

"WE SHALL TAKE IT HAS A SLAVE!!" One of the dogs shouted and snapped its claws causing twenty dogs with foals and mothers and other ponies to run up the ponies where there in-between the dogs. They were ignoring the revving noise and the dog spoke again, "Take this one has a sla-" The dog didn't get to finish has N.E.M.E.S.I.S. began to fire his mini-guns causing the dogs body to burst into little more then red bits of gore the program continued to fire and decimated their bodies and it somehow managed to not hit any of the ponies.

The program then turned around and began to walk away towards what his sensors read has more hostiles he walked slowly towards them with his mini-guns revved and has he rounded the corner he saw twenty dogs pinning a bruised pegasus filly to a wall and talking about how they would de-flower. Matt had been watching and had seen nothing really bad, but this pushed him over the edge and with the small part of thought he had he thought N.E.M.E.S.I.S. if you can hear me torture the bastard holding her up threatening to rape her and make him beg for death only to let him bleed out.

"DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSS." Was the only thing the program said causing them to turn and see a creature of nightmare standing there staring at them angrily, but the program on the inside was dancing with joy at the proposition of pleasing its host. It then unleashed its barrage of deadly fire killing all of the diamond dogs except the one who was holding the foal he shot him twice in each leg causing the dog to howl in pain.

"I am going to make you pay for that you bastard." The dog said in a deep voice, which made the program smile inside darkly and it made one coherent sentence 'time to change that pitch' The program walked over and casually dropped his mini-guns.

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It had been a hectic day for Wildfire first she heard her mommy and daddy fighting which had made her day start off sadly then at school her teacher Ms. Cheerilee had broken up with her coltfriend and was giving them a hard day for it, seriously she gave the class seven tests and double the essays it just wasn't fair. Then on the filly’s way back home she saw her daddy walking out of the house shouting angrily at mommy and accusing her of doing bad things and he didn't even look at Wildfire has he walked away. Which caused Wildfire to rush inside of the house to see mommy, who told her to get out of the house and her life the confused filly then ran into out of the house crying loudly and made her hide away in her crying alley. It was then that a diamond dog came up slammed her into a wall and bruised her and possibly broke one of her wings and it then kicked her while she was on the ground crying. The diamond dog then picked her up and began talking about how he was going de-flower her and insulting her and calling her mean things like whore and slut, but she was no foal and she new what these words meant and they only increased her sobbing and hysteria more.

Then some random monster thing came around the corner and killed the diamond dogs but only injured the one that was holding her then the diamond dog insulted the monster. The monster then walked up and kneed the dog in the face causing it to fall on its back and then it stomped on it's no no square has mommy called it and blood and some other fluid started to come through its armor. Then the dog spoke again in a much higher pitched voice, the filly only stared in confusion has the monster began doing horrible things to the dog like ripping it fingers off and then it stomped on the dogs hands and it continued to torture the dog. This only made the filly cry louder the thing noticed this and it stopped and it put its hands around the dogs throat and choked it to death. Then it looked at the filly who began to cry and fearfully beg for her life.

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Okay N.E.M.E.S.I.S. go try and cuddle with her and make her calm down before we take her to the hospital. The program smiled slightly inside and turned off its targeting vision and saw how bruised the filly was and how one of her wings was bent at an odd angle and her flank was missing the mark that was on most other ponies and her fur was white and she had a messy mane that was blue and had a lighter blue streak in her mane and rosy pink eyes. The N.E.M.E.S.I.S. program walked up to the filly’s side and sat down next to her and increased his body heat to make her feel comfortable then he gently stroked her mane and then he lifted her up and held her up to his chest and cradled her like she was a baby and made his heart rate beat at an calming rate which caused the filly to look up sadly at his face and begin crying into his chest the program continued to stroke her mane until her breathing slowed the program still continued to stroke her mane until it started to hear the most adorable snoring it’s ever heard then it clearly heard Matt's D'aaaawwwww.

The program then slowly stood up still holding her close to his chest and began to quietly walk to the hospital.

Author's Notes

Okay so sorry about the late update everypony, but I got sick three times over the week of thanksgiving and eating a whole pumpkin pie didn't help that fact so I apoligize and feel free to criticize, and if nopony responds I shall send N.E.M.E.S.I.S. to cuddle with you.

Shiny outfits and spandex

It took an hour and thirty minutes to finish the outfit and when she did I couldn't help it and started to laugh.

"Why are you laughing?" Rarity asked adjusting her mane.

"Because you expect me to wear not only spandex but spandex with diamonds that just seems kind of pointless I mean spandex is one thing, but diamonds that just over-kill." I replied finally getting control of my laughter.

"But why, this is the style now a days and besides I wouldn't have you wearing any drab your personality is already enough has it is." Rarity spoke on the verge of yelling.

"I just can't wear spandex it's to tight and gets into places that don't want to be bothered." I said crossing my arms and blowing out a breath of air like a kid throwing a fit.

"Oh stop it Sweetie Belle" She replied treating me like her little sister.

"What is it Rarity." Sweetie said from down stairs hearing her name being called.

"Nothing Sweetie." Rarity replied hesitantly.

"Ok well Rarity I take it we're not going to see eye to eye on fashion if this is the only thing you make unless you think you can help me make a decent pair of pants." I said mentally sighing knowing that I would have to explain everything I knew about fashion which was minimal.

"Well I guess we can try to make jeans and a shirt." Rarity replied obviously feeling down that I insulted her work.

"Hey no reason to feel bad I'm not used to wearing diamonds or spandex its probably one of the most amazing things I've seen and outstanding seam work." I said trying to lighten the mood a little and it worked Rarity smiled.

"Well thank you darling, but now lets get working on those jeans." She said looking nervous.

Authors notes

Okay so guys I'm sorry about the pathetic chapter, but I have hit writers block and have so many ideas that just keep popping up and distracting me from this one I will try to work on it next week though.