It's finally here: the biggest mail-order dildo money can buy. Flitter knows just who to try it out with.

This was written for Patches in Equestria as a part of Summer Sin 2021 story exchange!

Contains:  Twin sister/sister incest; public sex; unreasonably large strap-on cervical penetration; slightly rough sex.

This was a very different writing assignment, and somewhat outside my usual lane. However, I enjoyed this enough I wrote an author's notes blog post. Also, please consider reading Patches in Equestria's impressive Flitter's Friday, which is better than anything I have ever written.

Title suggested by Samey90; I can't believe it wasn't previously used in ten years of Fimfiction!