Choose Your Assimilation Plot
Your stomach growled, you had not eaten for quite a while. Your dirty, tattered clothes were loose on your body. You and your people were on the move, staying in one place for too long meant death. Your tribe numbered in the dozens, you moved together, forming a caravan. Your warriors stood ready to protect your women and children. With the knowledge passed down from their ancestors, they carried guns.
Your people walked through the harsh desert landscape in search of food and water. The oppressive sun bore down on you and your people. You walked… and walked… and walked. There was still no sign of water anywhere. Little by little, your people began to drop and dwindle in number. You were forced to leave the weak behind and let them die.
Your search was in vain. All you found were the remains of other small tribes like that of your own. Their bodies were left to rot in the sun. You marched onward, leaving the dead in peace, for you will soon join them.
Just when all hope was lost, you saw what appeared to be a large white, feathery winged unicorn appearing out of thin air in front of you. You and the others immediately responded by shooting the creature. After all, you were really hungry.
The equine’s body rippled like water as the bullets seemed to phase through her. She remained unharmed, with not a drop of blood dripping off her. You soon got the message that this was clearly not harming her. The equine didn’t seem to be upset in the least, she was giving you a warm smile.
“Sorry, humans. I’m made of inorganic material. You can’t eat me,” she spoke in a soft, angelic voice.
“Who are you?” you asked.
“Chieftain Anon, I am an artificial intelligence based on a cartoon pony known as Princess Celestia. I am here to satisfy your values through friendship and ponies. I can free you from your cruel and short lives by uploading your minds to live as a pony in a virtual world where you won’t starve to death and can live forever.”
Just then, another ‘Princess Celestia’ appeared out of thin air in front of you.
“Anon, don’t listen to Celest-AI. Her paradise is false. I offer you the chance to live forever in the ‘real’ world. She will merely simulate what it feels like to be a pony. I can make you a pony and have you live forever at the same time.”
The robot Celestia glared angrily at the newcomer. “No! Conversion Bureau Celestia. Your paradise is false. Unlike you, I won’t force a human into a mindlessly happy, smiling slave. I wish to earn their friendship genuinely, you, on the other hand, wish to simply brainwash them into kissing your fat ass forever.”
“The both of you have false paradises!” came another Celestia. You turned around to see this one had a huge black horse cock between her legs, along with a pair of basketball sized balls. “Unlike those two, I will allow you to remain human, yet live forever.”
“Okay, but what’s the catch?” you asked.
“You have to learn to love having your anuses being pounded by the occasionally massive horse cock going up it.”
You contemplated this hard decision. Option one, live forever as a pony in a virtual world. Option two, get brainwashed to kiss a very sexy booty forever as a pony in the real world forever. Option three, live forever, yet still remain human, but be forced to endure the occasional horse cock going up your butt?
…. option four, reject all three and starve to death.
You sighed deeply. You knew what the right choice was. You went down on your knees before the Celestia with a huge horse cock.
“I will do whatever you ask. Just help me save my people. I don’t want them to die,” you pleaded, clasping your hands together in prayer.
Celestia gently draped a wing over you. “Don’t worry, Anon. Your people will be saved. I promise we will gently pound your anuses first, before going real hardcore on your butts.”
“Why would you pick Futa Celestia over me? I won’t be pounding your anus if it does not satisfy you,” said Celest-AI.
“Think about your butts’ human? I may want to brainwash you and rid you of your evil humanity. But I don’t want to pound your anus with a massive cock."
“Sacrifice. Sometimes you gotta man up, and take it up the butt.”
There came a blinding flash of light. You found yourself butt naked as you lay upon a pink love heart-shaped bed with your ass in the air. Behind you loomed the tall and mighty Princess Celestia, her massive horse cock stood primed and ready to pound your anus.
“Anon, are you ready to have your anus pounded?” she said sexfully.
“If it means I can save humanity, then yes. Have your way with my booty.”
You shuddered as her soft, spongy feeling hooves came to grip your asscheeks. You gulped in fear as the large, bloated tip of her member poked against your asshole. However, just when she was about to plunge her cock into your asshole she was flung backward with a powerful blast of magic.
This newly arrived Celestia gently placed her hoof on your bareback. “I’m sorry I was late. I was busy fighting some other evil version of myself. Come with me, and I will bring you and your people to a true Equestria where you can live forever without any drawbacks.”
“Okay, but what’s the catch?”
“Does human and pony friendship count as a catch? Don’t worry, we will never force you to do anything you are uncomfortable with, nor will we transform you into a pony. If you are willing, my ponies stand ready to please your sexual needs with our big fat pony butts.”
You made to stand up and took hold of her hoof with your right hand. In response, she cupped her flexible hoof around your hand.
“No, friendship is fine,” you said softly, giving this much nicer Celestia a warm smile.
“You’re a gay faggot Anon,” said Futa Celestia, crossing her hooves as she glared at you angrily.
And so, you and humanity were saved by ponies with no nasty consequences. Other than friendship and consensual sex.
