The Harem War

by mrmidnight

A champions Job

Previous Chapter

“Am I dead?” Spike asked himself, the long deep breaths as he walked though a realm of darkness. Every step felt like a mile, He moved onwards walking down the path, following it, while looking back and found that there was nothing there. No road or even light. Just the endless abyss.

“I wonder what would happen if I walked back? Would I fall, Where am I?” He wondered as he continued on as he felt his heart racing. He shook his head as He began slowing his heart down. A slight trick he learned, as he continued on. Though he had a feeling, as though something was watching him; The eerie silence was unpleasant.

“Well, this isn’t heaven, and it sure as hell isn’t hell. No demons hanging me by my nipples on hot chains, while sexy demoness whipping me nonstop… I say I’ll be winning.” Spike mumbled to himself as he continued walking onwards, A slight whistle as he continued onwards in the silent darkness. Walking off, he couldn’t help thinking about his life, and how he got in this situation. Mainly the normal questions.

“Will anyone miss me? Will that Fucker Die? Who’s going to send Rarity her check? Dear God, someone needs to give Rarity her Check! If she found out someone blew him up, He knew she’d figure out how to bring him back to life just to kill him again.” He continued on walking through the darkness, wondering where he was going, a simple idea as he moved through the deep nothingness. The road seeming endless.

“I guess, we’ll get there when we get there.” He sighed not sure what was happening next, especially with the lack of knowledge of where he was at right now. It was like he was in some strange limbo.

Then without warning; Spike stopped.. He was hearing something, It was slow, it was Raspy and it was large. Like heavy breathing from a giant. Slowly, Spike turned around. Although he saw nothing. He could feel himself being watched. Like something was spying upon the very human himself. This made Him turn around and began jogging lightly. Not much could scare the hitman, but whatever this feeling that was coming over him. It was by far old. An instinct that was sowed into his very DNA. Telling him to avoid this place. He felt he was not alone, and wherever he was at, was filled with something.

Something that was older, and more ancient than time itself, and he was old when his world was young. Whatever it was had awakened, and it would feel something moving around in its home. Spike had disturbed the nothingness that was around here, and he feared he might have angered something.

He moved onwards, still hearing that raspy breathing, his mind going to many places But he wondered if he could even comprehend what he was even going on. Or if his own mind had blacked everything out to protect him. He groaned popping his neck when suddenly he was stopped in place. Something had grabbed him by the leg. Slowly, Spike would begin looking down.

A hand emerged from the darkness a long black skeleton hand holding onto his ankle. Spike watched it as his first response over everything else, was grabbing the Colt from his jacket shooting the Skeletons arm. Barely missing his own leg, as he began running. His breathing getting heavy as every other second. A new hand would appear. Spike would react by shooting at it. He hadn’t stopped running, as he tried to escape their grasp. Yet in the end, Spike found himself tripping his face sliding against the ground. His face was burning. As he tried getting up.

Those hands began grabbing right hold of him. Those bone hands grabbing on them. Their grips were strong, which was impressive for things without muscles. Spike tried fighting them, Even grabbing his gun. While he growled more.

“Get the fuck off me.” Though the hands grabbed his arms and soon, Spike began feeling himself being dragged down. Slowly he was pulled deeper into the abyss. Soon Spike felt nothing. Spike was completely lost.


Spike found himself opening his eyes taking a deep breath. His heart racing as he It felt as though he was taking the first breath of air in a long time, as his head shot up looking around. He looked around. He wasn’t in a hospital, No instead he was standing in what looked to be a stone room, candles circling around him with strange symbols on the wall, glowing a deep shade of red as they dripped nine men circling wearing dark cloaks as they watched him.

Spike wasn’t sure what was going on as he looked around and saw his gun as he reached over to pick it up. Figuring he was going to need to pick a fight. He wasn’t going to give them time to react. That was when without warning a voice said.

“Come with us, our Queen wishes to speak to you.” The deep elegant voice said raising an arm to him. Spike noticed that it was a skeleton hand. He raised an eyebrow and muttered,

“You can take your bony hand a shove it.”

He pointed his gun at the cloaked figure ready to shoot at him and make a run for it. Though the other figured grabbed ahold of him. He jerked his body ready to fight them off. Though they dragged him off, as he kicked and punched. One of the cloak figures began complaining.

“By the gods, this guy is a struggling, are you sure the queen wants him?”

“Shush you, what if the Queen heard you, she’d destroy us for our lack of faith!” While smacking the other one. Who shook their head.

“How about you let me go, otherwise I’m going to to shove this ones head up the other ones ass!” Spike growled as he was being dragged off.

“We are under orders Sir, otherwise we might be incline to release you.” Spike jerked his body ready to fall down the stairs if he has to. Though in the end he was dragged off and sighed knowing he would get out. He was prepared for an escape plan.

You think you can just hold me down, you’ve got another thing coming. He growled, while gritting his teeth.


They dragged him off to what looked like a large room, a palace no doubt. The windows looked like stainglass, depicting demons and monsters. Watching over him, Spike admitted he found it quite queer. They pulled him forward, as they dropped him right into the front. Spike was dropped down before the throne. The hands grabbing his shoulder as Spike looked up towards the figure. The one who decided to summon him.

“Hello,” The voice spoke. Spike looked up towards the figure wearing a dark cloak. The voice was soft, “Welcome to my Kingdom, I am Twilight. I hope that you have been treated well.” Spike got on his feet, as he took a spit in the ground,

“Yeah, I’m Spike, now what then flying fuck do you want with me? Better make it quick otherwise I’m going to throw one of these fuckers at you.” He growled, eying one of his captives who both seemed to look nervous. Spike couldn’t help reaching up adjusting his tie.

“Hmm a feisty one, Yes, you will do. Now, why have I called you here? It’s simple, you’re here to save my home, you are my Champion.” The figure calling themselves Twilight began pulling the hood off. Under that cloak was a beautiful woman, who looked barely in her twenties. Soft features, with ruby red lips. Though Spike began noticing more about her. Like the fact, her eyes are as crimson blood, like fresh blood. Then the fact Horns that rolled back sticking out the front reminding him of goats. Those were the big things he noticed. Another was how she smiled Sharp teeth like sharks.

“You’re champion? Please, I am no one's champion, now send me home.” He turned around. The two guards watching him for a moment. “Get out of my way.” He growled though they raised their weapon, ready to defend themselves. Each holding a set of spears. Twilight watched him with much glee

The guards were ready to fight in honor of their Queen. Though the next thing they knew Spike's hand grabbed one of them and tossed him right at the other taking the spear and began whacking them upside the head. Repeating the process over and over again till they fell to the floor, and turned around he gripped the spear like a javelin and threw it as hard, and as straight as he could towards Twilight, figuring he would get in a shot. After all no one fucked with Spike. The moment the Spear left his hand he turned around making a run for it. Running towards the door, But as soon as he got there and was about to open it.

Spike suddenly found himself unable to move every time he tried running it was as if he was running on a treadmill. He looked back and was shocked to see that Twilight was alright. She stood there to hand out as if she was working a puppet and twiddled her fingers as she brought him right back towards her. Spike was flung back. back as he stood there. Before Twilight lowered her hands releasing him from whatever spell she had on him.

“Now please relax, I would like to discuss some things,” Twilight said that relaxed smirk as she placed him down before her.

“I don’t give a fuck. As I said send me home and find some other champion.”

“Hmm, well let's make a deal, if you help me, do as I wish. I will send you home, then you may have anything you desire.” She smirked leaning in her ruby red lips glistening more as she whispered. “I will provide you everything you need so long as you are here, My great warrior.”

“Anything I desire, and what would that be?” Spike asked rather curious knowing he would probably get a good few things if he really wanted to.”

“Anything you desire, Land, money, servent, even a castle. Any woman within this kingdom maybe yours. If you so desire it, you would even have me?” she smirked as she let the robe drop revealing her elegant frame. She was the very notion of a woman— Hell Spike might have imagined she had the body of a goddess if it wasn’t for the demon horns. Long luscious legs, wide hips with an hourglass frame. Muscular in most places though her breasts were large. Sagging a bit but they were definitely a hand full. She wore what seemed to be an armored Bikini. Leaving nothing to Spike's imagination.

“Well, as long as I’m being paid. What’s the job?” Spike said giving a slight chuckle. Besides if it would get him home. The faster he’ll work after all he had a bastard priest to find and kill. He wasn’t just going to hurt the guy. No Spike was far from being merciful. Spike, never showed Mercy to those that betrayed him. That was a fact.

“It’s simple You will be my champion, protecting my kingdom, from a rival kingdom that desires to destroy us. Take our land. This I will never allow.”

“Hmm, so who do I need to hurt to send the message not to fuck with us?” Spike raised an eyebrow reaching over to his pocket feeling his colts were still in his pocket. Twilight laughed as he rested her chin on her knuckle.

“Why quiet a few, and I like your style. Quite frankly the land of Equestria has been trying to push themselves onto our land, and one of them is getting a little too close to the kingdom. I’ll send you to a few of them. Maybe you can take care of their general. Though be careful. He’s considered a legendary warrior. He’s not to be taken too lightly.

Spike nodded, though smirked more.

“Sure thing. I think I can take care of this legendary warrior, I’ll need a rise and someone to guild me through this world. Since I’m not from around here, and my payment?” He chuckled, figuring that he would find out what he’s going to get for this job.

“You’ll receive it upon completing this mission, and if you bring the warrior's head, I’ll add something else,” Twilight added as if she was tempting him with something. Spike gave a chuckle.

“You’re a woman after my heart aren’t you.”

“I prefer to be called Demon Queen if you don’t mind Champion,” Twilight smirked as she would lick her lips as if she was hungry from something. Those eyes glistening for something. Spike wasn’t sure but he had all he needed.

“We’ll start as soon as we can. How does that sound?” He looked over to the others.

“We’ll get everything ready in an hour, and please My champion don’t fail me.”

“Call me Spike, and no worry I’ll get the Job done. After all, It’s what I do.”


Author's Note

Well here's chapter 2 of the Harem wars, and so far its coming slowly but been thinking of a few things if you like what your reading support me on Patreon or hell by the books always available and it help me out more than anything.

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