warm welcome to alde valley

ahhem befor this shit comtinuers it think a question must be asked how mamny people reading this accully have a lofre.
yeafh im talking to ypu twrrat I think your the bifggest pieace of sum in exsistance and no not you your cute ;)

well anty wat ynow that's rant is out the way on witjh the driblble

the threre cmc were walkijng to maths yeah they walk so what.
as they reached the strairts to theor fuck all of a class romm tejhy had to climb thae endless shit coverd starirs to the top.
thew stairs coevrde in the shit that crapped out of people asses as the puere straingh of attempting to muster up the energy to climb theais piss plié of craped meatal to the empty life at the top.

well yrreah they madwe it to the top, fuck off my story ill write it horw io want,
do you crollie sir, do you bite your thumb at me
no sir I don't bite my thumb at you sir
do you bit your thimb sir
yeas I bite my thimb but I don't bite my thumb at you sir
wrong awnser
[Bang}

well now that problems been taken care of back to the story
they rechred the top of the steairs to find a que that'd put the ones waiting for the new releases of the shit stains fo call of duty and fifa both of which arwe over rated and O.P
custom p.c s are the wadty forward

sorry for the consternt ranting my assistant for this chappetr is a bit of a downer

well they reached the top and meat the new friends thed make well jack was there again like a palge un wonted and unloved but to new people whrere their hanging loosely arouing this scum of a kid triyng to look like threy didn't know him

the firtts of whitch was the neww kid, no one called him by his name cause he didn't have one to unloved
he was used as every ojnes dump post being no more that a slave

the other of whisvh was one of the alde valley embasitors, well wmbasitor sounds like they have [power
alde valley students is probelry more better ass they have nothing more over any other rap sclaling in this school

wioll you stop rambling
I though you were dead, id focous more if you weren't here
well sorry im only trieing to help
well you arnt helping why not just toddle off

well sorry for that agin hes being a bit of a dick todaty

well thae embaistor was called eddie a fucked uo minded kid that was all ways "attention seeking" as it is called

no its not
just don't start agin k

well as the first words left his mouth in the suoper sonic screech as the voice of a million banby girls left his mouth
hi welcomre to corbits math sessions I hope you girls don't like your vaginatty
whys that scoots chirped
well lets say he has a thing for pretty little girls and a pretty big appitight at that.

wel the face on the cm c was fuunner than that off jonathan as he relises how totally unloved he is.
well as the que desided to shift its ass into the end of life class room
they show him
CORBIT!!!!!!!!
the god of all living even god sucks his cock but he is no gay boy he is a fucking full sized manly mic manly
they entered te room of no return and the "lesson" began

RIGHT!!!!! corbit roared blowing any ear drum that should remain
I hear we have some new victims I mean pupils
lets have tehnm up here shall we
the cmc slowly walked to the front

then corbit exploded
WHAT EVEN ARE YOU

the thrre ponies manged the whisper "um mares, sir"

CORBIT
PRETTY PRINCES PONIES ARE WE WELL AT LEAST YOU APPEAR TO HAVE A MINGE THATS GOOD I GUESS

the faecs of the cmc just drooped down in the utter defeat of this power man tahtd crush them in the flick of his wrist

as hthey gave up deafeted they sat at their desk and listened
fist to CORBIT
RiGHT REBECA WHAT IS MY THROBING RAGING EXPLODING MONSTEROUS DICK PLUS YOUR TINY MINGE EQUAL, he yelled as he slamed his fists on to the table
rebbeca the small terrified girl gave a whimper crye as she slowly died in side remembering his SPECIAL OFFICE!!!!!!!!

even over this rackiss the noice of a whinning trying to be call women coulde be heared htat was called miss unwin
WHERE IS MIKEY I WILL NOT LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITH OUT MIKEYS ASS TO KISS AND ~HIS LIPPS TO KISS MIJNE
but still ove r all this the voice they knw could be hear
gerofe shelly]
yes his voice was so fucking loud and never stopped it was 100% audible from fucking china
and at that time he was pratticully loud as he was "taking control of the conversation"
and telling a "joke"
this outburst of absolute drone noice quite literllay blow the house down
no it accully blow the alde valley walls doewn
well it wasn't hard but he did it with his voice HIS VOICE
HIS FUCKING VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

don't you think you emphasised that enough
no enough is never enough when it comes to him
well I think its too far
its too far when I fucking says its too far and ITS NEVER TO FAr

there is this one other thing I am adding that I forgot causes im a ideot
when scootallo dared question CORBIT why do we even nedd math, were going to be footballers
the rage was endless
I PROMISE YOU TAHT WHEN I SEE YOU IN !) YEARS YOU WILL ASK ME WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT
at this he slamed his fist into her face while the other went straight up her MINGE!!!!
crushing her between to plates of soiled steel crushing any life away and the resultant horse meat to end uo in Tesco products, which is where arll your fucking shitty little ponies will end up
yeah you better crie, fucikng sissy wimp, yeah you you know im talking about you just read and reflect how crap your life is and how much people hate you and imaging not even having ponies to comfort you, imaging is the ponies hadn't happened and how many pitiful friends youd have left, sum bagg steve got it!

well yes soo many peop,e were killed by this shoit wasll and everything the cmc was fucking stunded
this school is juct being more shit easch second
and o top it off corbit haad teared out his cock and cramed it inside thir tiny pussies and rambed oit till it split them completely in two with his jiss spliiing out filling the room like a pool the bodoyies spilling out to be never seen agin

well of course that last bit isn't the end just a little hummer
any way this has been pretty enventfull hasn't it
yeah it has
well it was good except for you
what didi I do
you exsisted for one
well sorry I thiugh you neded help shitting on the keyboead then calling it a story
fuck off this is amaster peace thtat rivels Shakespeare
more like rivels skrillex
how fucking dare you mention such sucking ball crap in my present
well how about TF/PS/2 then
oh now that's just too far
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well that's him dead his names jim by the way