The amazing awesome mega super adventures of Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King

by loldongs

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Sex
Length: 1171

THIS IS TEH GRATEST SEQUAL EVR PLZ READ!

Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King is in for it now he's out to fight Discord ralize his destiny and save Eustria in one day becauze teh sun ad muns abut to hut Earfh!

SQUAL TO Hard Shells in a Dark Night

PLESE NO H8 OR I GEET MADE AT U! >:(>:(>:(>:(

Published 2012-09-08 07:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-08 07:24:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Author’s Note - Hello, this is my son’s work. He has asked me to assist him in writing this story as he was told that people made fun of how he wrote. Might I first say, I am ashamed that there are such cruel people that would make fun of him. I had hoped that something as simple as a little site that accepted writing would be acceptable to him and his growing imagination. I have decided to help write this story alongside him so that you cannot use the excuse that he is a bad writer or has no imagination.

Signed, Shadow Puppet, the horned Diamond Dog.

Chapter One - The Initial Fight with Discord and the World

Black Soul began to fly out to Discord after returning Equestria to its normal state. The once tortoise had realized his true potential after being with Luna that night and found new strength in the body he possessed. As he approached Discord, he noticed that something was not right, he saw Discord being picked on by multiple ponies.

One screamed, “Guess what? You’re a faggot!” It suspiciously looked like Lyra Heartstrings, but had an evil smile plastered on her face.

“Fuck this shit!” Another pony yelled out, putting a hoof on his chin and looking at Discord.

Black Soul went down to those ponies and promptly punched them, breaking their jaw so they would not speak again. He then turned towards Discord and gave his own smile, “You shouldn’t be listening to these hateful ponies, they’re all just angry that you’re out of your stone prison.”

Discord looked down at Black Soul and picked him up. “You are the kindest little pony I’ve ever met.” At that point, Discord’s heart grew three sizes that day and became a pony himself. Black Soul went down to the new pony.

“I can’t believe it!” She squeeled with glee. “You broke the curse!”

Black Soul was soon surrounded by the resident’s of Ponyville and was imbrased by Luna. He looked around him and didn’t see any of the Mane 6 in the crowd, if they had noticed Discord, they would’ve been here.

Suddenly, somepony screamed “The Mane 6 have been stolen!”

The crowd gasped as they magically hovered into the air, exploded into color.

Black Soul gasped as he found himself in a black void. He tried to summon his ultimate form, but found he couldn’t do it.

“You little foal! Having turned this world into your personal grounds, how dare you?” A godly voice called out.

Black Soul couldn’t understand why he couldn’t fight, this power must have been greater than his, such an impossibility! He started shrinking until he was a baby colt and was greeted with the face of Celestia.

“You must realize the trouble you have caused and redeem yourself once again in order to both save the universe and yourself.”

Black Soul looked into Celestia’s eyes and responded, “I will do this, because it is my destiny to do so.”

END CHAPTER ONE

Chapter 3

Caphetr Final - Bananas

The commercial break ended after a commercial about why bananas are awesome with their potassium and shit.

Suddenly, Twilight’s friend’s appeared next to her out of pure air. “HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT!” she screamed when they suddenly appeared.

“I like the moon!” Screamed Luna, who shown up unexpectedly.

That was when Black Soul busted through the doors and beat up the bad guys with his hoofs.

“Take that, evil guy!” Black Soul shouted at top of lungs as he broke his nose.

He turned to see that the Maen 6 were all okay, and Luna was there too with Celestia and Cadence.

“You did it Black Soul, you saved Aquestria and the world, what can we do to thank you?” Celestia asked him.

Black Soul just raised his eyebrows up and down seductivly and then kissed Celestia with angry passion.

Because of this, all of the ponies started to have an orgy and moaning lodly. Black Soul took out his Devil Dice Duel Dildo plus sword and shoved it into Fluttershy and Rarity’s pussys, both of them looked at each other and started making out.

Rainbow Sash felt angry because Fluttershy had her babyys and was now with Rarity, that made her so angry she grew two penises and started sexxings Pinkie and Twilight.

Applejack was so alone, but then Big Macintosh came out and started humping her.

Black Soul had been kissing Celestia for so long, but was rubbing his hoof on Lunas pussy and making her graon.

All of them were kissing and moving and humping and sexxings so much that Black Soul realized that his destiny was to impregnant all of the mane 6 to make the next generation. So he sexxed all the ponies and created the G3.5 ponies (who I really like ;)). So he finished his work and then went to heaven to live forever.

The End.

Chapter 2

Chapter Two - Born Zombie Again

Black Soul died. The end.

loljk. He was resurrected as a zombie pony and walked into Ponyvilletownvillecityplaceville. He then ate the brain of Twilight Sparkle, becoming smart like her. He then got vasts amounts of knowledge, and figured out the meaning of life.

Too bad he’s a fucking zombie and nobody knows what the fuck he’s saying. All they hear are gargles and run away if fear.

“I am so sad that no one wants to know the meaning of life, I should kill myself,” he moaned.

So Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King used his magic to summon the Megazord to crush him, but sadly it couldn’t kill him. He then called on the power of the Digimon and they used their power to try and kill him as well, except when they tried the digimon blewed up and turned into his sword the Devil Dice Duel Dildo plus sword.

He then summoned Mewtwo to kill him, because people who like Digimon are fucking pussies. However, even the all-mighty Mewtwo couldn’t kill Black Soul, so Mewtwo killed himself. It was very sad.

“Wait!” Derpy Hooves called out. “There’s a better way than this!”

Derpy then derped into Black Soul and he became a not-zombie so he could live as a foal again, except he was a boy so it was okay.

“Now I can face my destiny and save Equestria with my sword.”

So Black Soul picked up his Devil Dice Duel Dildo plus sword and ran off to Ponyvillage so he could save the Elements of Harmony because they were stoled by evil ponies.

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle had woke up to see that her friends were chained and saw the shadowy bad guys as they laughed evil laughter evily.

“Why are you doing this, bad ponies that are very evil and not good?” Twilight asked.

The bad ponies just kept laughing and then the music went all dun dunnn dunnn dee dunn dunn dun and cut to commercial.

END CHAPTER TWO