TPS Presents: She Never Saw It Coming!

by DHeroRedMagma

Rating: mature
Tags: Persona, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Porn, Comedy, Profanity, Crossover, Sex, Anthro
Length: 1181

Queen and Joker are exploring Mementos together when Joker is hit with an unusual status effect. Queen is the only one who can save him!

In TPS's latest shoot has Hollow and Magma cosplaying as some characters from the popular Manga series Ponesona. With Joker getting hit with an unusual effect requiring Queen to step in and save him before it's too late. Can the tactical mind of the Phantom Thieves step up to the plate?

Cover art by MrSakai

The following fic contains: Parody, cosplaying, cum inflation, ball expansion, impregnation, cheesey lines, clapping of cheeks and enough cum for a level up! Reader discretion is advised

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Published 2021-07-25 04:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-07-25 04:40:02 UTC

<Last Surprise plays in the distance>

“Didn’t we already do one of these shoots already?” Magma asks going over the script while in his black tuxedo magician-like outfit complete with a mask and red gloves.

“Yes but this time Mom wanted a chance to do a similar shoot with you dad,” Sneak points out.

“Right, which is why I’m this Joker character and she’s Queen?” Magmas questions flipping through the pages. “Didn’t he have a girlfriend? That whole teacher maid schtick?” Magma questions further.

“This is based on an alternate world in which Joker fell in love with Queen,” Sneak explains.

“Come on now, don’t be a party pooper about this,” Hollow says walking on wearing an outfit with a metal mask that covers her eyes and forehead mostly along with a rather tight fitting outfit with plenty of spikes laced on her shoulders.

“I’m not and are these costumes really necessary?” Magma questions.

“Don’t worry we made sure to make everything work just fine for this scene,” Hollow reassures him.

“Alright, just hope that outfit is tearable,” Magma adds.

“Trust me it is~” she informs him, giving him a little bit of an ass shake causing her cheeks to clap together.

“Good to know,” Magma responds with a smug grin plastered on his face.

“Alright places everypony let’s get this show on the road!” Sneak announces prompting everypony to get ready for the shoot.

“Cue the narration!” Sneak shouts.

Off on the side was Yubie who clears his throat before beginning the narration.

“The phantom thieves of hearts, a group of ponies who steal the hearts of evil doers are currently out in a place they call ‘Mementos’ performing some unspecified task,” Yubie begins. “Joker the charismatic leader was busy fighting off enemy shadows with his tactician slash marefriend who likes to fuck Queen. What sort of challenges will this dynamic duo face?” He ends the narration.

“Aaaaaand action!” Sneak yells.

Loud actionesque music plays with Hollow and Magma running in place to make it look like they are actually running for the camera, followed by doing some more action-like things for the camera. Eventually the music stops as the two are panting a bit from the calisthenics they just did.

“Phew that was a close one Joker, those shadows almost got the best of us back there,” Hollow says, catching her breath with her bosom bouncing up and down due to her heavy breathing.

“Yeah… your right Queen,” Magma replies, trying not to eye the bountiful boobies jiggling in front of him.

“Those shadows would have inflicted us with some lust status effects if we didn’t finish them quickly,” Hollow informs him.

“Yeah that could have-” he begins to say before suddenly.

“Look out!” Hollow says as something shoots some strange purple colored liquid onto Magma.

“What the?” Magma says now covered in the odd fluid not sure what it was. Hollow runs up and delivers a punch to where the shadow was supposed to be off screen, afterwards she rushes over to him as he’s on the ground.

“Are you okay Joker!?” Hollow asks only to see the magical properties of whatever it was thrown on him. A strange tingling sensation in his pants as his pair of nuts begin to swell to the size of two beach balls. “Oh no!” you have been inflicted with the blue balls lust effect!” Hollow exclaims, catching a whiff of his musk which smelled like a pack of freshly opened Yu-gi-oh cards. “There’s only one thing we can do!” She responds by yanking his bottoms down to expose his rod and expanded sack. “You're gonna have to use my tight phantom thief pussy to unload all the pent up seed you have to get rid of that status effect!” she proclaims, bending over to show off her plump rump in her costume with the material straining to keep that juicy derriere contained.

“Alright if you think it will help Queen. Magma repons sitting up which proved to be a challenge considering his new equipment’s size. He grabs hold of the lower half of her outfit before ripping a large enough hole to expose her bum and the self proclaimed tight phantom thief pussy.

Grabbing hold of her wide hips and aiming his now rock hard tool for her slippery entrance.

“Hope you’re ready for my all out attack!” Magma warns before ramming himself home deep inside her. She lets out a throaty moan as her walls surround his penis accommodating for his large size, despite taking his junk on multiple occasions Hollow always makes sure to use some of her changeling magic to retighten her snatch.

“Oh fuck….Joker,” Hollow moans as Magma begins to move his hips thrusting in and out of her supple cunny. Her juices spraying all around his meat stick and his overly enlarged testicles, making them shine as if they were gems.

“Fuck Holl- uhhhh I mean Queen, you really are nice and tight back here,” Magma compliments adding a hearty ass slap for emphasis.

“Tha-thank you hope your all-out attack can last for long!” Hollow responds feeling her cunt quiver and her asshole wink at him as he continues to plow her like a corn field, her massive udders continue to sway back and forth with each thrust, her nipples hardening from the constant rubbing against the spandex. He continues to knock on the entrance of her womb with each powerful thrust pushing as deep as he can but being kept out of it due to the massive cushion she calls an ass proving more difficult for deeper pushing of her insides. The meaty smack of his overly large nuts continue to cause a massive ripple of her cheeks each time he bottoms out, loudly churning with baby batter ready to be unloaded into her at a moments notice.

“Oh shit! Get ready Queen here it comes!” he howls as he slams in one last time holding onto her hips for dear life as his massive duo cum factories overclock themselves and turns his cock into a cum spraying hose showering her tunnel of love into a cum dump. Hollow follows suit as she orgasms so hard it was like the Dark Souls of cumming, with her literally seeing stars and her tummy swelling from the volume of the deposit. The spandex stretching alongside her belly trying to contain her tummy but failing as it continues to grow. While Hollow is dealing with the expansion Magma’s ball sack begins to shrink in size before eventually returning to their regular size as his own orgasm dies down.

“And cut! Let’s get this bad boy to editing!” Sneak proclaims before running out.

Magma inevitably collapses behind Hollow with his own meat missile slipping out of her and unleashing a flood of his spooge onto the floor as he has literally passed out.

“I feel so full,” Hollow says, feeling his seed rushing to find an egg inside her. “Worth it,” she says before also following suit and passing out as well for a pleasant post orgasm snooze.