Starlight Glimmer Hacks My Computer

by StormLuna

Rating: teen
Tags: Starlight Glimmer, Random, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1807

In another dimension there is a unicorn who loves hacking computers in the human world. That unicorn's name: Starlight Glimmer. She doesn't discriminate on whose computer she hacks, one night she randomly chooses mine.

In another dimension there is a unicorn who loves hacking computers in the human world. That unicorn's name: Starlight Glimmer. She doesn't discriminate on whose computer she hacks, one night she randomly chooses mine.

Published 2021-07-26 00:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-07-26 00:20:00 UTC

Starlight Sees My FimFiction Account

Night had arrived in Ponyville and Twilight and Starlight had just said their good-nights to one another. Twilight leisurely headed to bed while Starlight headed to her bedroom a bit excited. She was looking forward to doing what she had been doing every single night since she learned how to hack into other computers from Twilight several months back. While Twilight generally chose computers in Equestria, Starlight preferred to hack elsewhere. Once she learned how to hack computers in other dimensions, she quickly had a favorite target. That target, computers in our world.

Once she got into her bedroom, she fired up her computer ready to get to work. Once she connected to the palace network, she opened up the program that was her favorite and soon a whole list of computers came up. Some had an E by them, which meant they were Equestrian computers, some had EqG by them which meant they were from the human world Twilight visits yet some had an H by them, which meant that they were computers in our world. Starlight filtered out all the others and began to look through the list.

Most of the names tied to the computers were not drawing her attention until she saw one with a name that suggested the human loved her. She gasped, "What? Someone actually has a name involving loving me tied to their computer?" She got a huge smile in her face and giggled, "Oh I have got to check that one out! I have got to see how much he or she loves me!"

She clicked on the name and after entering some data, she got to the login screen for the computer. She immediately began to type in words that involved her in the password screen. Unfortunately for her, none of them were working. She sighed, "Ugh, if they love me so much you'd think their password would be easy to figure out."

She sighed in frustration and banged her hoof on her keyboard before hitting the enter key in frustration and suddenly, voila, she was in. The first thing she noticed was that the screen saver was of her and Trixie in front of a lesbian flag. She got a smile in her face, "This human must know me very well, they must know who I love!"

She then saw various icons on the computer screen and the first one she clicked on was one that she often did on human computers, one for Spotify. She said, "Alright, now to see what kind of music this person listens to."

Much to her surprise, when she opened it music began to play. "Oh crap, this person is on their computer right now! I've got to be careful."

The song that started playing was "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath." She had never heard that kind of music before and said to herself, "Huh, this is different. Interesting but definitely different."

She then clicked on the internet icon and opened the browser. Multiple icons came up and one was brown with a gold F in it. Underneath it it was labeled FimFiction. She said, "Huh, interesting."

She clicked on it and up on her screen came a website with stories about her and her friends. She gasped, "What the hay is this? Stories about us?" She then thought to herself, "Hmm..I should see if this StormLuna person has written any stories about me."

She clicked on the user name and noticed that he had a lot of stories under his belt. She then clicked on the story number and a list of them came up. She began to scroll through them and would be shocked by one it didn't take her long to find. She was reading the description and shrieked, "What? A story involving me and sex?"

Her shriek would not go unheard as very quickly Twilight would come rushing in and catch Starlight in the act of hacking some human's computer. She immediately saw what site she was on and got a smirk on her face, "So I see you decided to hack some human's computer and you found their FimFiction account."

Starlight was a bit frantic, "Yeah and they wrote some sick story about me being a pony/human hybrid, them as a self-insert and us having sex! What the hay is wrong with these humans?"

Twilight couldn't help but giggle, "Oh Starlight, this is nothing! Some of the stories about me are beyond horrible." She then suggested, "How about we see what else this user has written?"

Starlight agreed and the two continued to look through the list of stories. Starlight commented, "This user writes a lot of M stories, doesn't he?"

Twilight replied, "It looks that way." She took a closer look at the screen and noticed something, "StormLuna? Wait a minute, I've hacked his computer before!" She heard the music playing and added, "Let's turn this up. This metal playlist of his is good, very good."

Twilight cranked up the volume and immediately Twilight began to sing over the lyrics, "The mare's got rhythm, the mare's got rhythm!" She then gave Starlight a seductive smile, "There is something of his you have got to see! It is something that I really liked, really liked!"

Starlight asked, "Really liked?"

Twilight laughed, "Yeah! Let's just say I really got off to it!"

Starlight laughed nervously as it appeared as though her friend had a side to her she had been hiding, a side to her that she would never expect. She watched anxiously as Twilight continued to go through several pages until she found a couple of stories with tags that would shock her. When she saw them she gasped, "Wait a minute. Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, sex, mature, romance and one of them even has Celestia in it?"

Twilight gave her a smile, "Mhmm now how about we read them together!"

Starlight nodded nervously as Twilight opened the first story and they read them together. Twilight's face was beet red as they continued to read through it while Starlight's jaw had dropped in shock. She could hardly believe what she was reading. Never once did she think that she would be reading a story about her and Twilight becoming marefriends and her giving Twilight horn sex."

As they were reading the more intimate moments of them, Twilight began to massage her folds and moan, "Oh Starlight, take me, make me yours forever!"

Starlight knew exactly what she meant by that. She said, "Twilight, if you're expecting me to give you horn sex right here, right now it isn't happening!" She saw Twilight raise her brows and grin bigger and added, "And I'm not learning some sort of fertility spell to get you pregnant either!"

Twilight sighed, "Ok, I can understand about the whole fertility spell but still, can't we be marefriends and won't you give me your horn?"

Finally the story and Twilight's behavior was becoming too much for Starlight. She let out a scream, "Twilight, we're only friends!"

Twilight laughed, "Not in the eyes of this author though! Let's go off of his canon and become marefriends!"

Starlight sighed, "If we went off of his canon, I'd be with Fluttershy and Trixie too." She then gagged, "Ugh and even him in a self-insert!"

Twilight snickered, "Hey we could share him! I get him in one of them too!" She then became more nervous, "Let's just hope Colgate can't do this too or she'd probably start killing her patients non-stop over every single little dental problem."

All of the talk about mature subjects was starting to really get on Starlight's nerves, it was something she wanted to get away from. She then clicked the back button a couple of times and saw a story with a cover photo of Cozy Glow being adorable. She suggested, "How about we read this instead? It looks cute and innocent, well that and it is highly rated so it has to be good, right?"

Twilight sighed, "Yeah that one is funny but I still like the ones about us more!"

Starlight was laughing hysterically as they were reading the Cozy Glow story, "You drive him nuts Cozy, drive him to madness!"

Just as they finished the story a message came up on the screen, one that would shock the two. It read, "Starlight Glimmer, I know you're the one screwing with my computer, probably you and Twilight both."

The screen then went black and the music went silent. Starlight sat there in a state of shock and said, "How did he know? How in Equestria did he know it was us?"

Twilight laughed, "You know he probably just let us hack him, right? He probably has some sort of sixth sense and for all we know, he may have thrown it open to us!" Twilight winked at Starlight and continued, "You know, he most likely wants us to live out the events of those fan fics we were reading." She gave Starlight a quick kiss before adding, "What do you say sexy girl, shall we live out what happened in those stories."

Starlight knew that if she didn't cave in that Twilight would continue to pester her over it non-stop. She sighed, "Alright Twilight and if we like it, then we can be marefriends!"

Twilight giggled, "Sweet! StormLuna is going to be so happy!"

Twilight's statement shocked Starlight and caused her to realize something, "This was all some sort of setup between you and StormLuna wasn't it? You contacted him, fixed it to where I'd get into his computer and see what he wrote, didn't you?"

Twilight laughed, "What, innocent little me? I'd never do such a thing!"

Starlight replied, "Yeah, uh-huh. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if you didn't know about his deepest and most erotic fantasies about me!"

Twilight again giggled, "Oh don't worry, they only involve you in anthro and human form!" She grabbed Starlight by the hoof and added, "Now let's go live out the events of that story because I want your horn so bad!"

Starlight sighed, "Very well but you better not share this with StormLuna since you probably communicate with him all the time!"

Twilight laughed, "Oh I'll just share a tiny little bit with him. That should give him enough material to write a story where you marry me and knock me up!"

After their hold on my computer was released I thought to myself, "Well I'm going to have to change my password and get behind a firewall since Starlight somehow figured out how to break in." I then got a sly smile on my face and added, "If my sixth sense is right like it always is, Twilight's going to send me some material to work with, very sexy material involving her and Starlight!"