Equestria Meet the Island Nation of Name Undecided

Chapters

Hi, Have I got a deal for you
The Ponies are Coming Sound the Alarms
When life gives you Lemons seek out some Vodka
REM knew what they were talking about.
Some where over the Rainbow
Some Times it Good to be King

Hi, Have I got a deal for you

Are you tired of the way your countries government is run?
Tried of the corruption of the blatant disregard for human rights?
Then all you need to do is apply to become a citizen of my country.
You will be treated as a human being with all the God-given rights afforded to you.
All I ask is for you to contribute to the well-being of your new home.

“So what do you think of the advert I came up with, think people will want to come and live here?” I ask the person standing next to me at the celebration of our new Cold Fission Reactor going online for the first time.

“Well, that depends do you want hard workers or hardly workers?”

I look at the guy like he just sprouted a second head, and wait you have no idea what's going on, do you? Well, let me correct that error but first introductions.

My name is Adam Johnathan Daniel Franklin Kenith Steven McDouc the Sixteenth and it’s pronounced McDuck but everyone just calls me AJ. See I grew up in a very wealthy family and when I say wealthy I mean we owned everything or at least part of it. But I found that my family with all its money was not happy, proof to that is I have eight stepmothers and seven stepfathers, unfortunately, no siblings of any kind. So due to the fact that my parents “LOVED” their spouse so much, you could really tell how much seven and eight, when they passed away in a freak accident involving two bottles of wine, some candles, and a halibut while trying to rekindle the romance between them.

I understand the halibut, but what was with the wine and candles?

Anywho they died I got everything and when I found out I wanted to dig them up and do horrible things to their corpses, unspeakable downright nasty things. But I persevered meaning I ignored my duties for the companies I controlled to do what I loved my passion the thing that keeps me going. I liked taking things and making them bigger and better or smaller and greater. Like my suppository cell phone, hell you all know how those contracts are a pain in the ass so why not the phone as well. That one didn’t go over well for the public but different governments agencies over the world liked them. I had so many things but that's not what this story is about so let us get back to it, shall we?

I was twenty years old when it happened I noticed how governments were working the big business stepping on the little guy the absolute corruption and it sickened me, mainly because the big business was me. I had to do something but what, then I remembered a phrase told to me by my great-great-aunt Lucy de Loon, I still don’t think that was her real name. She told me if “the government is so corrupt, the laws are becoming a joke, or your girlfriend dumps you for a guy who can fart the national anthem then go and make your own country”.

And that is what I did I used satellites to find the most isolated spot in the world which happened to be a small uncharted uninhabited island in the center of the Pacific, the thing was so small you couldn’t see it without magnifying the image 1000 times. But there it was my new land from shore to shore 2 miles across but that didn’t matter what mattered was it was mine I bought it all legal and stuff. Then I got to work using my many connections I mean both my parent's black books of blackmail I got workers to expand the size of my island hell if they can do it in Dubai why not here. So for five years my little speck of land grew and grew until it had the same landmass as the state of Texas. This caused an uproar in the international community for two reasons first with how big my island had become with shipping lanes and a bunch of bullshit because no ships crossed anywhere near it and the second was a unique element found on the island. And it is unique I had geologists scoured the world to look for it. This rare element absorbs radiation completely leaving nothing to test it I had five kilos of it dusted over Chernobyl and twenty-four hours later nothing no radiation all clean. A lot of governments wanted this for their own reasons and tried to strong-arm me but when they saw my military and they backed off. What did you think I was only making my island bigger did you not read the Description or remember what I loved to do?

I give you my military well my Navy, Marines, and Airforce.

And to answer your question all weapons are railguns even the troop's weapons, told you I was doing more than making the island bigger. So with the proverbial mines bigger than yours out of the way let us continue, shall we? See my military is composed of retired soldiers from around the world, oh they have an extensive background check mental exams the whole ten yards, I said they get the exams. This also went for the employees that were on the Island with their families, yes I even had their families brought along. Why have them be apart for so long when I could bring them all together on the gray hair on God's left testicle also known as the Island Nation of Name Undecided. I haven’t chosen a name for it yey so sue me. But the families are ok they have homes that are single and double wides, I live in a triple-wide just because. Back to the main topic, the island has an industrial space for producing what I call sponge stone you know that stuff that absorbs radiation, and a power plant which will be coming online today. Oh, we have other things like stores and stuff but that's not important right now. When the plant goes online we can start bringing people here as of now all that I have is soldiers and employees and their families totally One fifty thousand people and about two thousand cats and dogs some other stuff but yeah.

So back to where we were me standing next to a guy who said a bad joke when alarms started going off at the plant. I looked to my PA for answers, being told one-word SABOTAGE. Don’t these morons know what a cold fission reactor is capable of if it is disrupted no I guess not the truth is It creates an unstable singularity that grows until it consumes all traces of the same energy wavelength which means the island the water surrounding it and my fleet? (to be honest, I have no idea what it would do but for plot convenience, let’s say it does just that) I watched as a dome of energy formed over the power plant and began expanding outward within seconds the island the water and my fleet was surrounded by it and then a flash and nothing there was no boom no intense pain just a flash and everything went black. The quiet of the black was so great there was nothing to do just relax but having hundreds of screaming people tends to kill the idea of the black so I opened my eyes, getting up, and looked around, and finding nothing wrong. Well, nothing was wrong except for the people not being people they were different somehow I just couldn’t put my finger on it, they had arms, legs, hands, and heads but it was just something. The answer came to me when my PA screamed something now what was it again ah yes it was “MY GOD I’M A HORSEPERSON!”. Now I know what's wrong, the people aren’t people anymore, that’s because they all look like creaturepeople. I’ll explain a lot of them look like horsepeople but others not so much, there were cowpeople, dogpeople, kirinpeople, and bird-headed catbut people, oh there were four or five dragonpeople those guys looked the coolest.

As I was saying everybody was screaming and I really hate screaming people they tend to do stupid stuff. So taking a deep breath I grabbed the microphone and yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALM DOWN , blowing out two of the speakers when I did that. Taking a calming breath I spoke again, Now everyone please settle down I’m sure if we put our heads together we can figure out what happened,”

From the crowd, I heard a voice calling it got louder as it got closer looking down off the stage I saw a small horsegirl running up. “I know, I know what happened!”

“Well get up here and tell us oh wise one,” Helping her on the stage with one of I think is her parents. “So you know what happened so enlighten us,”

“You see we became ponies, well most of us are and we’re in a whole new world called Equestria,”

“And how do you know this Miss...?”

“Sarah, Sarah Goodfellow my dad is on one of the ships,” She said pulling out her iPhone and bringing up a web page I took the phone cursing Apple but remembered I own forty percent of the company, Looking at the screen I watched a cartoon with very colorful ponies, I have to admit the theme song was catchy. Handing the phone back I looked the ponygirl in the eyes, “Well that's fine and all but those ponies are quadrupeds and we’re not so how do you know that you’re right?”

Sarah put her phone in her pocket and then she pulled down the side of her shorts showing off a tattoo of three books on her hip. “See that, that's a cutie mark it shows a ponies special talent my is seeking knowledge,”

I looked at the girl then her tattoo then back at her before I turned walked over to my PA looked her in the eyes bent over lifted her skirt to show off her thigh as well as her very transparent thong I mean you could count the hairs on the arrow she had pointing down to her anyways I see a tattoo or cutie mark as well. Hers looked like a PDA wow she really is a good PA. A little curious I look at my hip and frowned at my cutie, nope it's a studstamp it looked like well see for yourself.
I wonder what my special talent is?

So after embarrassing my PA and seeing my thing, I turned back to Sarah, “So if you know about this then what are the others and for that matter what are you, ya got something growing out of the top of ya head is it a tumor?”

“No sir I’m a Unicorn you assistant is one too and that guy is a Griffon there's a Diamond Dog lady with a machinegun,” she said pointing them out. “And you sir are what is called an Alicorn they're the pony royalty,” Sarah said as Pa showed me an image of myself.

And I have to say I’m not that bad looking I have a foot-long horn sticking out of my head and large grayish blue wings that match my now coat color, turning away from everyone I reach in my shorts and have a big smile on my face, I’m hung like a horse, well a pony maybe, but dam at least twenty inches and three across. Oh PA and I are going to have so much fun tonight yes we are.

Turning back to see a smirk on the kids face, dam she knew, Clearing my throat I spoke out to the crowd Ladies and Gentlemen “Mares and Gentle Colts”, Sarah said next to me, “Yeah what she said “until we are able to contact anypony,” I looked at Sarah smugly, “All information will be handled by the Administrator of all things Equilibrium, “Equestrian” Sarah quickly said, “That too, it will all be answered by Sarah, Sarah Goodfellow and PA of course.” I said as I made my way off the stage.

“What, how can you put me in charge of this I’m only twelve?” She nearly screamed.

“And you are so lucky for that, as we don’t have any of those stupid child labor laws to deal with, now I have to contact the fleet seeing how these people were acting I can only guess what they're going through,” I said as a started to run to the com tower.

Getting there was easy getting through the door with wings and a horn not so much got to talk to PA and have all the doors rebuilt.
“Oh, if you're wondering why I call her PA it’s not for personal assistant well not just for that it’s also her initials Patricia Anderson see PA.”
Stepping into the Com Tower I was met with absolute calm there was no screaming over the radios or on the video monitors, nothing everyone there was just doing their work.

“Ok, what the Sam Hill is going on here, outside everyone's panicking like it’s the end of the world and you guys are just this,” I say waving my arms around.

“Sir, over half the crews and troops are Broneys or Pegisisters so they explained everything to the rest.” One of the operators said before turning back to his work.

“Ok then, but do they know about well me?” Gesturing to my new look.

“Monitors are still working, the ships have been receiving the broadcast this whole time,” He pointed to a screen that had Sarah and PA explaining things to the people already calming them down.

I can’t call them people anymore so let's see, doing some calculations and looking over security monitors hmmm all the construction workers are unicorns, and what was it oh, yeah earthponies and Diamond dogs, the tech guys are all unicorns. The military is a mix of all of them but the piolets are mostly pegasus and Griffons, but then oh, never mind the Kirin are tech guys too the Dragons were a mixed bunch. I turned my attention to the power plant it looked fine no visible damage now to make contact and hope all is well.

Yeah we are going to be ok there was no real damage it was a small explosion and nopony got hurt the sponge stone kept any radiation from leaking out of the core, so all’s good, even better we are up and running we now have unlimited nonpolluting power “go green energy”. So with everything settled I think I will call it a day, have the ships return to port, and go see if PA wants me to follow the arrow to my prize.

“Um, sir?” Dammit, it found me.

“Yes, Ms. Goodfellow what can I do and stop calling me sir call me AJ,”

Um well si AJ you need to know a few things first what happened here will be found out in Cantorlot the capital of Equestria real soon and second, you really need to watch the episodes of the show or things will get messy,”

“Messy, how and what kind of messy?”

“Well if things go wrong we could start a war with them,” She said a little worried.

Hearing that I laughed, I laughed until I looked at how serious she looked pulling her to the side I pointed out to the harbor as the fleet was coming in. “I don’t think we need to worry about a war with them in fact they should be the ones to worry, now I will watch the show tonight after some extensive horizontal exercising with PA,” I said patting her back as I went to find PA.

You want to know something I found out, just because I am a genius doesn’t mean I know everything, I found this out after PA and my fun time when I watched the show. These ponies have a Fucking Rainbow Beam thing that can turn you to stone or send you to the dam moon. Ok, first things first build a counteragent for tasting the rainbow, then deal with the other shit, though as I watched the episodes I did notice that their military was kind of a joke and that night princess was really hot. Need to focus don’t want to screw this up if it does come down to war will my handsomely paid military do what must be done after all some of them like the show.

CAntorlot Castle Equestria

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were sitting on their thrones during day court when they felt a tremendous amount of power come from the Lunar Sea both of them stood and order the room cleared.

“Sister, you felt that power too?” Luna asked as she made her way out of the room.

“Yes dear sister I did, and it frightens me,” Celestia answered as she shuddered. “Whatever or whoever it is I just pray that they mean no harm, come we must contact Twilight and her friends to investigate,”

Luna nodded but felt it would have been best to send a scouting team like the Wonderblots first. As she followed her sister to Celestia chambers Luna kept wondering if this was the sign from the dream vision she had five years ago. In the vision, she witnessed an alicorn stallion who was angry at the world and chose to change a small part of it. She had seen how he created for the betterment of all then he put forth a grand plan he raise the ground from the seafloor created great ships and things that fly faster than any pegasus could even dream but he had also made weapons of death. Luna had told her sister this but she left out the part of the vision where she was subservient to this stallion who would even take her in public bending her over and pound her plot. No Celestia will never know that part.

“Sister, could this be a sign of the dream vision I had those years ago?” Luna asked making Celestia stop in her tracks.

“Celestia thought for a moment Luna’s visions were never wrong. “Perhaps your right Lulu I will instruct Twilight to be extra careful and vigilant.”

“Very well sister I will go and begin setting up contingency if the worst happens,” Luan said as her sister nodded then turned and headed to her own chambers.

Luna wanted to see if the dream vision was coming true and if she could experience that sensation again after all she was the Mistress of the dream realm and it did feel really good.

Two days and nothing no visit from, um what was her name again, it was a terrible book series, oh yeah Twilight. Two days and no Twilight and company radar did pick up small blips and the Spotters confirmed them to be Pegasus, Griffons, Hippogriffs, and a small group of dragons but no Equestrian delegation. I’m starting to feel insulted, but little miss, know it all Equestria, said to be patient they don’t have our level of technology so it will take time. Blah, I hate waiting so when a spotter confirmed a ship well an airship was approaching I was a happy guy, stallion, whatever I was happy. Then not so happy it turns out the airship flew a pirate flag the inspiration pirates meant information for freedom and maybe some pirate booty too. So I had a couple of VTOLs to bring the ship in.

The pilots radioed back laughing it seemed the crew of the ship were too scared to fire their canons the pilot guessed they had never seen different beings working together or that the VTOLs were just too intimidating. But with some hand signals and luck, they got it to follow them back home. I was bouncing with excitement our first contact with aliens, that was until party popper Goodfellow reminded me that we were the aliens. As the ship touched down a gangplank was lowered and a voice called out permission to come aboard walking up with PA and Goodfellow we were greeted by, I’ll just say it three hot birds.

The center of the group introduced herself as Captian Celaeno and this was some of her crew there was first mate Skywise and helmsbird Busty. Skywise is the one with the eyepatch.

I looked around and asked where the rest of her crew was found out they were below too scared to come out after seeing those loud flying things. I apologized for that but her ship was inside our borders which PA explained that our borders run seven miles out in all directions and she was five miles so encroaching. We continued to talk until I told them that we needed information and that's when it happened she buttoned her beak that lasted for a good five seconds when she was informed that Piracy was illegal in our waters when in doubt use the law or threaten both works. The good captain put on the charm inviting me into her cabin to talk in a more private setting. Nodding I had PA and Goodfellow talk to Busty and Skywise as I was lead below deck to the captain's quarters once the door was closed Celaeno put on the charm removing her dress until she was down to her boots, hat, bra, and a very interesting thong.

As she moved to her bed lying down on it spreading her legs she looked up at me with a smile. “So how about we get more comfortable,”

This translated to me between her thighs pounding away at her buried treasure. During this, I learned something very important that the middle ring on a horse dick is like an indicator for sex with other species see ponies can take the whole thing like PA did our first night here. But for others not so much see I wanted the full thing so I grabbed Celaeno’s hips and pushed until I was fully inside to hers. Two very important things happened, first I ended up going past her cervix into her womb, and second I think I learned every curse word in I believe Portuguese. She started speaking English again telling me, I was a bucking idiot and now we had to wait until I seeded her before I could pull out, and I’d probably egg her in the processes, although she did ask if this place could be her permanent port of call. So thirty minutes later and two more womb refills we returned to meet the others. PA was looking smug while Goodfellow was just shaking her head, we all disembarked even the rest of the crew and made our way to one of the only restaurants we had. After a good meal, Celaeno decided to stay for a few days to let her crew relax and see what this island had to offer. During this time we learned a few interesting things one we were in the Lunar sea off the west coast of Equestria and second Equestria a little over a month ago had a run-in with a guy called the Storm King. This info was very useful as Goodfellow knew about the movie as she had seen it before coming to the island.

The crew of the Destiny’s Bounty as we learned the ships name appreciated the help we did in sprucing up the old girl, the airbag was reinforced with a poly-fiber silk-blend making it tear-proof the hull was coated in a high tinsel carbon coating that in its self made the thing harder than steel and as light as a feather. We even replaced the engines they used with two VTOL ones giving the boat the speed of a Mustang fighter and more maneuverability due to the thrust of the engines and their directional movements. This little gift got me one more night with Celaeno and a womb full of gold for her. With their departure, we had coordinates of our location now, thanks to Boyle and Mullet, “weird names”.

After they left it was back to waiting and I hate waiting so I did what I normally do, all together now I Make Things Better but not this time, this time I made new stuff well new to some but not to me. E-Frames, Exo-Suits call them what you want but I built some and they are soooo coool. I built them for working mostly underwater to make sure the Island is stable, man I really need to come up with a name for this place The Island Nation of Name Unceided doesn’t strike fear into the populace. Still I really, really hate waiting if they don’t show up in the next few days I’m going to go to them then we will see who has the power, I mean we can finally open communications with more of the locals.

Shut up Goodfellow I know what I was saying, you know it all shrimp, go lookup more stuff about Equilibrium or whatever the hell this place is called.

Author's Note

Here are my exo-suits.

The Ponies are Coming Sound the Alarms

Ok, I want to clarify something our navy consists of two Battlecarriers, two Battleships, five Heavy Cruisers or Destroyers, four Light Cruisers, and Four Amphibious Landing Crafts just thought you’d like to know.
Now back to the story.

I just want to say that those ponies got lucky it was two days later that radar picked up a blip on the ocean so they were coming by ship. So I had Captian Yvon Kishavic of the Light Cruiser the SS Es Es to go and escort them here I figured something small shouldn’t be intimidating even Yvon agreed with the idea either that or he wanted to be the first Brony to meet the Mane Six. So we sent the Es Es out to meet them and before the two ships were even back at the pier we had a visitor the cyan one named Rainbow Dash. Unfortunately when she did the first thing Gay Pride was to do was fly into my face and start yelling at me three seconds later she was on the ground wings and hands bound behind her back with a knee there as well and a gun to the back of her head as a Diamond Dog soldier named Cyka (pronounced Suka) was screaming at her in Ukrainian. I just knowest the irony about the diamond dog named bitch see suka is bitch. Anywho when the others showed up the ones named bad vampire series and the Hayseed both started yelling but having assault weapons pointed in your face tends to shut you up real quick like.

“Alright enough, all of you settle down right now, your not making a very good first impression for ponies that represent the Elements of Harmony your doing a piss poor job,” Ms. Goodfellow yelled stepping in front of the group and I didn’t think she liked me.

This got their attention as all of them looked to the ground in shame well except for Ms. Rude Rainbow as she was still pinned to the ground. It was Ms. Sparkle that spoke up first apologizing for her and her friend's actions. Even Rude apologized though it was more of a growl than anything else. I was about to say something when Ms. Goodfellow rolled up her stack of papers and promptly hit me on the nose.
"Bad, bad Sir don't think about the princess of friendship like that",

Hey, it wasn't my fault, well not all my fault see this Princess of Friendship had this naughty Librarian look going on and the kicker was when the wind blew I noticed not only her but the white, and light purple ones were going commando as well. Yes, dear readers, they were not wearing anything underneath their dresses as each of them would subtly flash me the good. Miss light purple or Starlight Glimmer as she introduced herself discreetly explained it was due to their estrus affecting them this, in turn, made them very wet and did not help to have soaked panties on all day.

So me being the nice guy that I am, I helped out Ms. Glimmer and the white one or Ms. Rarity with their very wet problem, and dam I will say this Starlight Glimmer is one hot and tight mare as for Rarity that mare is a screamer a tight screamer but still. I was just glad that Starlight used her magic on Rarity and herself when we were busy doing the nasty or there would have been some mini-me's running around and we just couldn't have that, just think of the sanity of the world, enough about the nice pieces of plot I had.

"Now that we are all stated with food drink or any other external needs, let us talk about your unconditional surrender, I mean a treaty between our peoples. What, why are you looking at me like that, it's not like you never made a faux pas before, and after all, you're still twelve so shut up."

"Please, your highness, you must forgive him, he tends to speak without thinking and he rarely ever thinks to begin with, and as for you sir I think it would be best if you showed Ms. Dash, Pie, and Mr. Spike around while we discuss more important things."

"I should feel insulted about all that Goodfellow, but right now I'm just bored so I think I will follow your advice for now, but don't let it go to your head or I'll be forced to put you in charge of being PA's PA,"

Leading the three away from the others I couldn't help but notice that Ms. Pie kept looking around counting everyone she saw.
I looked at the dragon guy Spike for some help about her actions.

"Pinkie is just getting the information she needs about all your citizens so she could plan their parties," Spike said with a shrug.

"Dam if she can do that with just a look then there are no limits to the possibilities that I could do with her and besides she's got a really nice looking ass,"

"Thank you, AJ and you got a nice looking tushie too," Pinkie said hugging me.

"Wait did I say all that out loud or can she read minds?"

"Don't worry it's what Pinkie does even Twilight gave up trying to figure her out," Spike said shrugging his shoulder.

Ah so she's a quiter, well I bet with my superior intellect I can solve the mystery that is Pinkie Pie or I might just go totally insane, shut up, I am not crazy my mother had me tested,"

Well, here we are the military base which is just a fenced-off section of the island about as big as Manhatten and Statin island combined most of it is for training. Suka stayed with us as we explored well they explored I just pointed at stuff and said what it was or how it worked to a point. Dash loved the jets while Spike liked how the APC's worked as well as the VTOL's I even got them rides Dash a jet and Spike a troop transport. Pinkie just stayed by my side the whole time as we talked about her Pinkie Sense among other things though when we were shown the new version of the Warthog anti-tank jet Pinkie love the idea of having a Gatling party gun so giving her the older schematics of the weapon and receiving a hug we headed back to join the others.

"So princess I will just say that it was a pleasure meeting you even if it was for a short time and Pinkie's mind works in a fourth dimension causality as it remains in the third dimension allowing for her to both senses what has, is, and will happen, the fourth wall breaking is a side effect of the fourth possibly the fifth dimension I will need to study it more but as I was saying nice to meet you and I hope our two peoples can become friends and alleys," I said walking off seeing the look of shock on the alicorns face at doing something she could not.

"Wait, what just happen?" Twilight asked as she rushed after me.

Stopping I turned to look her in the eyes. "What do you want to know about how I solved the concept of landmass with space or the Pinkie solution?"

Both but oh this is totally unfair we have to return to give Princess Celestia our report," she said looking a little upset.

"Why not have Spike flame the information back to her and all of you could spend the night here and leave later tomorrow," Goodfellow said looking at the surprised Princess.

"That's a wonderful idea but I didn't take very many notes,"

That's ok we can just send her some of AJ's paperwork about everything here that should be well over a week's worth of reading alone," PA said as she and Goodfellow started to gather up materials off and around one of my desks.

"Hey don't I get a say in all this after all I am the leader here?"

"As Sarah has said just stand there and look pretty while we do the work," PA said smiling.

"You have been spending way too much time with the Encyclopedia Equestria so as punishment you have to wear that thing you hate for a week," Without a word against it I turned and walked away knowing I won.

With the others looking shocked and laughing I ushered the ones still on their hooves to one of the many unused trailer homes showing them all around the place, Dash and Spike loved the television while Pinkie like looking through the computer seeing all the employees and their families Twilight was still a little shocked at what had happened before but when that passed nothing could pull her away from the laptop that was placed in front of her. Applejack Fluttershy and Rarity weren't looking around the island to see the flora, fauna, and clothing of the inhabitance. So everyone was happy especially me seeing as I was at my house getting ready for a nap when there was a knock on the door, sighing as I went to answer the door opening it to find two people I wasn't expecting the first was my favorite bird Celaeno and the other was a very big surprise as it was Princess Luna, and the only thing I can say about the Princess of the Moon is I am now a night owl. I always did like the night, the quiet where I could think without being disturbed and the stars I always loved the stars. Now looking at the one who created the night sky standing here at my front door I was speechless.

The silence was broken by my sexy chickadee. "Well AJ I told you this was going to be my port of call and what better port than the one you have between your legs," Celaeno said as she stripped out of her clothes and walked seductively to the bedroom.

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"Um princess I don't know what's going on but, um, I don't think I could explain either," Saying as I scratched the back of my head only to see her smile as she too made her way to the bedroom removing her clothes joining Celaeno.

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Now, if this is a dream, then nobody better wake me up or they will find out how dangerous I can really be. I thought to myself as I made my way to my bedroom. Celaeno greeted me first with a full-body hug and kiss only to tell me that our little romp had given us two fertile eggs and she was going to make sure there would be one of each a girl and boy. I kissed her again when she promised that when they lose their down feathers they could come and visit their father. I kiss her again before turning my attention to the nude and very sexy Princess of the Night.

"There are no words to describe the beauty that is in front of me right now the both of you are the pinnacle of the goddesses Aphrodite, Artemis, Hera, and Athena are combined," I said moving closer to the bed which held my greatest dream and vision of perfection.

"Thank you AJ and to reassure you this is not a dream but in reality now I believe that you owe your avian concubine a good bucking and as for me I can wait to consummate our love now come and as I have heard the phrase lets get busy."

Not wanting to disappoint royalty especially really hot and sexy looking royalty I spent the next six hours with both of them my avian concubine Celaeno who had no problem with it as she said the hatchlings will be considered royal blood no matter who their parents are. As for Luna, she wanted me to use her as I wanted, and to say she enjoyed it would be an understatement the woman had more orgasms than I could count with the roleplaying we did. I fell in love with both of them but it seemed that there was something or someone or ones missing. Laying on the now destroyed bed with Luna on one side and Celaeno on the other we all fell asleep happy that we found each other.

"Oh love we are together, and my vision did not do any justice to how it would be but I feel it also we are not whole there are six others that we must find to complete us until then I will keep the spell going so I am unable to bear a foal until the nine of us are together," Luna said sadly placing a hand on her stomach.

I was awake the whole time while she spoke and smiled as I pulled her closer placing my hand over hers as I kissed her temple. This caused a chain of reactions first Luna rolled on top of me and began to ride me as for Celaeno moved up and had me service her with my tongue which I had no problem with after all she did taste like "Chicken", no she tasted wonderful like fresh mangos as for Luna she was blueberries. But let's get back to what was happening, we were getting into it when the Island main alarm went off. Getting out of bed reluctantly we made our way to where some guards were holding down the criminal who just happened to be Twilight Sparkle. Now I could tell this was one screwed-up situation because Twilight was standing next to Applejack and Rarity. So this could only mean one thing evil twin has come, or as little miss know it all said a changeling.

So with Twilight and Luna's help, we had the bug pony secured and ready for interrogation. The only problem was Luna, Celaeno, and I felt drawn to her as if she was one of the six left of our herd as Luna called it Celaeno called it a harem. It wasn't until she said her name that she was one of them, Nymphamora was the new changeling queen without a hive. So with a little finagling and threatening bodily harm to some ( meaning I would shove a gun up the but of Dash and Applejack if they didn't back off), I got custody of Nym as we called her. It only then did Twilight realize that Luna was there and started asking questions but one look from me stopped everything.

"Listen everyone all questions will be answered tomorrow when we are all rested and with clearer heads," I said looking towards Dash and Applejack. "Tomorrow will be a day to celebrate as I just got the memo of a treaty that will be sighed between our two lands so be happy if we can get along then maybe all the other lands can join us in peace." I didn't stay to hear any response Luna, Celaeno, and I took Nym back to my place so we could ask her in private what we needed to know.

Getting there was a little difficult seeing as the more time we were together with each other the more our love showed and Nym could feel it and started to feed off it when we reached the house Nym had already had seven mind-blowing orgasms and had already agreed to join our herd. There was just one problem well more like three of them and when I say them I mean changelings but none of them looked like Nym they all had different colors which means they are from different colonies.

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Nym looked pissed and walked up to the three of them before she began speaking what I assumed was the changeling's natural language only to step back as the three dropped to one knee and spoke in their language back as one.

Turning to us Nym looked a little embarrassed. "It would seem my loves that these three are outcasts from my sister's hives and they wish to join mine I mean ours as they can feel the love and others emotions from all of us even the moon princess so tell me my king will you allow these three and any others who come to join?" Nym asked hoping I would say yes.

Without a word, I looked at the three and brought them into a group hug kissing each of their cheeks. "Hell I got one thing I always wanted and it's standing right here so if a few more want to join us then so be it after all this is my island and I make the rules," I said leading my herd, and three um, what are changelings to someone like me?

I found out that night any and all, female changelings can and will have sex with a powerful male so they can breed, and seeing as there is nothing higher than a king Aqua, Skyler, and Pettle (see pictures for reference) wanted to have a hatchling from me and the others didn't see a problem with it. So all night long I spent it with my herd consisting of Luna as lead mare Nym as a wife, Celaeno who had become a wife, and three concubines I still needed to find the others but Luna said all will be fine for the others will seek us out and when they do show up we will know. So here we are in a triple-wide sleeping in one of the other rooms because we totally destroyed the master bedroom.

So here we are a princess, a queen, and a pirate captain sitting with me as I read a treaty between this island nation and Equestria

"Man I really need to figure a name out for this place"

But Luna and Nym pointed out that in the treaty Equestria would be the ones in charge and have the final say in what we do. That put me off about all of this I got away from politicians and government control and now they want to do this, no thank you, I think we would be better of alone. Twilight couldn't understand why I refused to sign the treaty after all her mentor Princess Celestia would be able to help if there was any trouble. I learned from Luna that Celestia's help would be the Twilight and her friends or the Equestrian guard which Luna was embarrassed to say was nothing more than a joke when it came to combat, it was just the sheer number of unicorns in the guard to cover the magic was what made them formattable, how could an arrow or a slug from a flintlock rifle penetrate their shields.

"That manipulating old trollestia is out,

she wants to use us as her weapons so when or if someone tries to start anything she just points my people and tech at the problem, and poof it's gone or subjugated. So that's why Luna was pissed she knew what her sister was going to do when the treaty was written. Oh god no, Luna what about you would you leave your sister for us or stay with her?"

My thoughts were interrupted by my Moon Princess kissing me on the lips with so much compassion and love our changeling family members had massive orgasms during the meeting making Twilight and the others blush. During this little show, I pulled PA and Goodfellow aside to talk to them.

"Now I want your honest opinions about this treaty because what I got from it was not something I really liked so what about the both of you?"

PA looked down shaking her head. "You got it in one AJ this thing makes us citizens of Equestria, not an alley."

"I can't believe that Princess Celestia would do something like this, but the Crystal Empire should have been a clue seeing as Cantorlot tells them what to do," Sarah said looking down sad.

"So it's decided then, we will not sign this treaty or any other that removes our rights as an independent nation," I said hugging Sarah to help her come to terms with all this.

"But if we don't sign do you think they might try something?" PA asked looking towards Luna for answers.

"I do not know but my sister has always put the well being of Equestria and its citizens first even when she stood against my dark side," Luna said as I held her trembling form.

"So it's decided we won't sign anything subjugating us to the will of Equestria. And any attempt to do so will be considered an act of war," I said looking towards Twilight and her friends who all nodded in agreement.

Spike sent the response back to Celestia by magic flame, only for the Sun Princess to show up moments later not looking too happy.

"What is the meaning of this how dare you refuse to alley your selves with Equestria we are the most powerful nation on Equis and the best to help guide your ponies to the better meant of all,"

"Oh please that right there proves you don't have anyone best interest at heart, we are not only ponies, and yet you call all races pony terms like everypony to anypony, so please just stop and speak to us as equals for I know for a fact the alicorns are the royalty of Equestria and I happen to be an alicorn," I said showing Celestia my alicorness.

"It is true sister AJ is an alicorn as the laws state HE is allowed to rule HIS lands as HE sees fit," Luna said emphasizing on me being a stallion.

Celestia had finally caught on to her sister's meaning and just stood there looking gobsmacked, the vision, the vision Lulu had those five years ago, this was him the stallion alicorn, she must have been working too hard to not notice what, no, who was standing in front of her.

"Forgive me AJ was it?" she asked receiving a nod. I must be working too hard to have noticed who you were," She said only to remember the complete vision. " Please I ask you what are your true intentions for this world?"

"Oh that's simple, complete, and total domination of all sentient life on this planet, ouch will you stop doing that I was joking and where the hell did you get a shock baton?"

"Thank you for that little bit of humor and your honesty I know from Lulu's vision you only wish to help this world and I don't see any problem with that, although a stallion alicorn showing up out of nowhere will be a little concerning to the nobles and the populous," Celestia said looking a little worried.

"Not if you tell them the truth," I said making them all look at me. " Hear me out, you said Luna had a vision five years ago about an alicorn stallion returning to this world, well who says that it's not true and that I am that stallion, think about this the mirror world time is different as Sunset Shimmer should be a full-grown mare yet she is a teenager in that world and it bled over to this world. Now think about it I or more to the point we come from a totally different world than any of you could imagine, Who is to say that I was here before and then disappear then returned I mean portals to different worlds have been known to open at random moments and locations, Plus the powerplant the sabotage that caused the dome of energy that surrounded all of us the island and everything it could have killed us all but it didn't it dropped us here on Equis a planet only heard of in a children's cartoon show which is a kick-ass show, by the way, in fact, you said it your self I am an alicorn that means I am royalty what gives them the right to question me, Adam Johnathan Daniel Franklin Kenith Steven McDooch the Sixteenth, the alicorn prince of science and technology. And that is why technology hasn't advanced here as seeing I was gone?" I said pulling out a picture of a train. "I was five when I rebuilt this train making it run faster and used a cleaner source of fuel."

"This looks just like the Friendship Express who can say it isn't who can say all the technology in your world was created by me when I was younger in fact how long does an alicorn live I mean me at five could I have looked full grown?"

"We can not say what all this means the vision stated that you were here and then you vanished for some time but returned filled with anger but a warning was given if you had chosen you would have turned this world into a wasteland not devoid of life but of hope and happiness,"

"That means I would have become a Tyrannical Dictator something I would never do, don't say a word Goodfellow you know it's true, if I didn't know about this world then I would have followed that path but I do know and that changed everything plus finding Celaeno, Luna, and Nym had changed me even more,"

"Yes I see what you mean and you are right I will return to Cantorlot and explain everything to them, Sister I do hope you are taking precautions for the time being as I am not ready to be an aunt just yet maybe in a few months but not yet," With those words, Celestia flashed out of sight and back to Cantorlot.

I could really care less as I felt Luna scoot closer to me looking down at her I could see it in her eyes. Scooping her up I proceeded back to my house with one of my mares no she is my lead mare and was ready for a day of lovemaking with all my wives and concubines. Across all of Equis, there were five figures that felt as if something wonderful has happened and each of them needs to go there, where ever there was because they would be miserable if they did not move now.
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Author's Note

Just so you know that was Umbra, Sombra's sister who aided the Princesses with the defeat of her crazy-ass brother, and in doing so she was given a small territory and village to rule over a village called Shadowvale.

When life gives you Lemons seek out some Vodka

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.
What a total load of bullshit and whoever came up with that saying should be shot through a steel door after having their private parts put through a meatgrinder.
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade.
NO, you don't, you go find some vodka and have a bitchin' time.

Oh, good morning to all of you, as I can tell you are a little confused about what's going on so let me explain you see we had a visit from the Dragon Lord Ember and it was not a good meeting as a few of her entourage were a little less friendly and just had to start something only to be fed some humble pie as the saying goes.
Whoever came up with that saying must have been stoned, humble pie as if, it probably tastes terrible like mud or worse.
See when her two guards started throwing the weight around the dragons from my company stepped in a put them in their place.
Why do I keep spouting out those stupid sayings, is there something seriously wrong with me?
Ok we'll get back to that stuff later as for now I need to explain about the dragons, see when DL Ember showed up one of her group a bone head name Garbage, Gargling, or something to those words started saying that this island was in the dragon lands so it was DL Embers to do with what she wanted.

"First, off smoking, this island wasn't here before, so nope not going to count it as part of the Dragonlands.
Second, this island is private property of an alicorn prince, if you haven't noticed who is also in a romantic relationship with not just Princess Luna but also Queen Nymphamora of the changelings so that would mean he has not only the backing of Equestria but the badlands as well.
Third just who the hell do you think you are just because you're a dragon you think you can say and do anything you want well think again.

With all that out of the way, Ember as she wanted to just be called was given a tour of the island from the residential to the military and that was what clinched it, seeing the advanced weapons being held by not only ponies but Diamond Dogs Griffons, and even some Dragons that did not acknowledge her as their leader but when her close friend Smolder was looking at the alicorn as if he was the perfect drake she knew something was going on. So she secretly went off to speak to Luna and Nym only to return with the biggest smile she ever had.

"Smolder you will remain here and be the emissary to the Dragonlands and to me your Dragon Lord but if you for some reason find yourself in a position of becoming oh let's say a mate to a very powerful being then I won't stop you but encourage it," With that Ember took off leaving a confused Garbage and a smiling Smolder behind.

Garbage left a few moments later still looking confused as for Smolder she rushed over to me as we embraced she began kissing and licking me all over my face and neck growling as she went. Nym understood this behavior and quickly rushed us back home where we were stripped of our clothes and dropped into a room alone where we took the opportunity to get busy. Smolder couldn't hold back and began to ride me for all she's worth until I released my seed inside her and as we both came down from our mutual climax I held Smolder as she fell asleep in my arms with a smile on her face.

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I will admit that she is very cute when she's asleep like this and I know from the others is that she is one of my herd, harem, or horde as the dragons call it and dam there are as many words for snow as there are for what I got here. So if what I understand is I have four more women that are connected to me still out there and they are making their way here.

As I was contemplating what was going on, far to the north there was a young attractive yak working diligently as she packed her bags for the long trip ahead of her while her father King Rutherford was trying with all his might to stop his only daughter from leaving home to go and be with somepony she never met.

At the same time in three other locations, the same thing was happening a young seapony/hippogriff was hurrying as her mother watched from the door to her daughter's room wondering if this is the right thing for her youngest daughter.

And again as this was going on in Griffonstone a very agitated griffoness was trying to decide what to pack and figure out why did she wanted to do this when a flash of heat passed her private parts making them extremely wet only to increase her agitation and arousal making her pack faster.

As the others were doing this in the village of Shadowvale a young mare name Umbra was lying in bed one hand massaging her bare breast as the other had two fingers buried in her snatch moaning out AJ as she had one more orgasm her servants were busy packing the mistress things for her trip to an unknown island to be with him.

What was surprising though was a message Celestia had received from Tartarus where the tyrannical monster Lady Tirek was crying as she begged to be set free to be able to go to him to the stallion that was the only one worthy to be her master and mate, to give him as many heirs as he wished from her before she would break down and cry again, swearing to always obey her lord husband.
Please ignore Scorpan in the picture.

Celestia could think of only one stallion that would fit the description thinking of how Luna and the others would react as a devilish smile crept upon her face as she giggled yes, yes, she will allow the release of Lady Tirek as long as she follows the rules set forth by Celestia which mostly consist of her never going back to her old ways and to swear to not only AJ but to protect Equestria and the world from any and all evil.
A letter will be sent with the lady explaining everything to them and Celestia will ad her condolences to the herd for this little inconvenience.

Yeah, little inconvenience we're talking about a power-hungry centaur who tried to take over Equestria and steal all the magic from all the ponies if my memory serves me well. Although if you think about it she is a centaur which means, no stop thinking about that right now.

Celestia had started the process of transporting Tirek to the island of no designated name when she ran into a small problem and that would be the reason why a level five dangerous criminal is being moved to a remote island paradise without guards, wait that's the answer a remote island.

This was all so interesting for about five seconds to me, so I went for a walk and when I said I what I mean was that Nym, Aqua Skyler, and Pettle all decided to keep me company. As we walked around the island, I got more time to get to know my mare and her hive better. There were things like Skyler's old hive were more vampiric than most and Aqua's old hive was more attuned to emotions than any other hive as for Pattle her old hive was just a little stronger than Crysalis' hive was.

But enough about that as I was saying I went for a walk to do a little thinking and the good or bad thing about me thinking is as you already know is that is when I come up with the greatest creations in the world. So let me introduce you to the world of AI and introduce you to the most advanced Artificial Intelligence in any world say hello to Jarvis.

"Greetings to you Lady Pattle, Lady Skyler, Lady Aqua, and a very wonderful hello to you Mrs. McDooch, or do you prefer to be called Nym?"

The girls looked around for the source of the feminine voice only for a glowing blue and pink form to appear in front of them the body looked familiar but that was as far as they could understand what they were looking at.

Ladies this is Jarvis she is the most advanced AI or artificial intelligence in this world or any truthfully.

Thank you AJ for that complement even if it is true I am still learning so I am not perfect far from it.

"This is amazing AJ you have no idea what something like Jarvis could do for Equestria especially my sister and all of her paperwork,"

I am sorry terribly princess but I don't do paperwork that's for a PA to do and I am not nor will I ever be a personal assectent

"I am terribly sorry about that, though aiding her would still be wonderful," Luna said looking sheepish.

It is possible for me to send a rudimentary form of myself to your sister in the form of a basic functioning automaton

"That might be for the best, She does take too much work for even her to handle and a little help from anyone or where is a dream come true."

"Ok then Jarvis if you please, have one sent to Celestia and another sent to Twilight maybe she'll appreciate the gift and see the irony in it as well."
First is Celestia's then Twilight's.

And yes these are basic rudimentary forms of Jarvis so that is the question if these are basic, what does an advanced form look like?

Alright enough of this let's get back to the story anyway as we were coming to a fork in the road I was about to turn left when I was tackled to the ground by a figure who was cursing up a storm about me being her perfect mate before Luna levitated the well she was a griffoness and judging by her looks I would have to say this was Gilda. If memory severe me well she is a friend of Dash. So that will make it easier, that is if I could get her to stop grinding into my crotch right now. Luckily Nym knew what was going on because I sure in the hell didn't and teleported us all back home. Man I got to figure out how they do that wait I'm an alicorn that means I can do it too, ok mental checklist learn magic then combine it with my techknowledgey making technomancy or Magitek (or "magitech"), and then we can take over the world.
Why are all of them looking at me like a just killed a puppy?

"We just heard you AJ, how could you be so cruel Gilda here has forced herself into heat and all you can think about is taking over the world for shame husband, now forget that silly notion for now and get into that bedroom and breed your newest wife before she goes insane," Nym said pushing me towards the bedroom door where you could not only hear the moaning of pain but the smell of a female in the hight of estrus.

Ok fine have lots of hardcore nasty pig sex with my new wife first, then take over the world, Oh dear god in heaven she is so dammed tight how the hell am I supposed to pond this when all I can get is a third inside her.
"Get on hands and knees now don't look at me like that you want this to so do it now or I leave, just like that now this is going to hurt you more than me or just feel really really good for the both of us."
Grabbing her hips I push with all my might which to my surprise is a lot and end up completely buried inside her with my balls resting next to her clit rubbing it making her moan and curse me for notting us together. Have to look into that, must be like with Celaeno, so if that's true the Gilda here is going to be getting preggers with either eggs or foals so let's find out, shall we?

Five hours later we all emerge from the bedroom and I have four very satisfied wives two who happen to be pregnant and three happy and pregnant concubines, don't know how that happened must look into it later while I'm trying to take over the world.
(Bit of a fun fact a horse penis is three to four times bigger than feline genitalia, meaning Gilda had a lion's size vigina, so it was like sticking a square peg of oak into a round hole made of balsa wood with a sledgehammer as backup meaning she won't be wanting any sex for a while until she gets used to having her vajayjay stretched out like it is right now.)

So here I am back outside walking around, seriously why am I walking I have wings and then there's that magic stuff? Why can't I just, what oh I can't fly because my wings need to build up the muscles and as for the magic I need to learn it before I can use it?
"Well, that totally sucks but at least I can ask questions and see, Hey hold on a sec if I have to learn all this crap then how come everyone else around us is using it already I mean I saw some pegasus and griffon troops flying to work this morning and I recall see Ms. Goodfellow teleporting once or twice!"

"Oh quit being a big baby, the reason you have to be taught is that YOU ARE AN ALICORN WHICH MEANS YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL OF THEM COMBINED SO YOU HAVE TO BE TRAINED IN ORDER tO CONTROL YOUR POWERS
" Luna said in the Royal Cantorlot Voice smiling at how I looked the best way to describe it would be like this.

Yes, Einstien, one of my heroes next to Darth Vader and others who will remain nameless for now. So after getting my hair and hearing back to normal I listen to them as they explain what an alicorn is and why I need more training the others Nym even joked about having Ms. Goodfellow helping in my training which got her a group slap when I said I would rather become a celibate monk for the rest of my life.

With all the silliness out of the way, we continued our walking while we discussed what to do about any more surprises like more female attention. According to Luna I still had three more wives come my way and that is something else we need to talk bout with this many women around my triple-wide isn't going to be big enough luckily Jarvis did find floor plans for Modular homes and one very nice mansion Jarvis said we can just recycle the trailers and build true looking homes out of them and other supplies. So with the housing problem out of the way, we could concentrate on more important things like why is a yak girl and a hippogriff both looking at me with tear-filled eyes oh shit two more just showed up. And all I have to say about them is SHWING, my God if all yak girls look like Yona then the ponies are missing out and if not I hit the JackPot. First, off SilverStream let's see what we have, nice ass and perky set of tits can change from a hippogriff to a sea pony is one of the daughters of their queen and she still wants to have me mate with her and take her as a wife I guess they don't have a very good chose in guys back home, oh well. Now we look at Yona and as I said before Yak girls looking like her Pionies be trippin' she has an hourglass figure with both a set of breasts and a posterior that is a wet dream for any guy.

Looking at the others for some help it was Pettle who saved me (she will be getting a very special present later) by saying it would be best to wait until tonight to consummate the relationship.

Ok so now all I have to do is wait for the last two to show up, wait why did I say that it should be only one more girl but I feel like there are two of them out there Aqua feels it also and so does Skyler and Nym, I guess its a changeling thing wait they feed on love so it is a changeling thing. So there are two more out there I wonder who they are and what to be more precise I mean I ha an alicorn, a changeling queen, a yak, a griffon, a hippogriff, three concubine changelings, and a dragon.
What's next, a shadow-powered pony and a centaur, come on fate can't be that mean right, right?

All the while we were walking Yona and Silver I am calling her that because her name is too dam long well the both of them were staying very close to me as in they were holding my hands and having my arms stuck between their bountiful bosom that I didn't care. It was that night that it hit me about all the shit that was going on when I looked into the room that not only had Yona and Silver but all the others naked and ready for me to fuck I could only think of one thing to do and say, so squaring my shoulders I stripped off my clothes and charged into the room screaming.

Hey, when you have a room full of naked women wanting you to have sex with them what the hell are you going to yell?

As the moon had settled beyond the horizon and the sun rose over the land thanks to both my wife the beautiful and sexy Princess of the night Luna and her sister the Princess of the sun who goes by many names like Molestia, Cakelestia, Trollestia, and Celestia the last being her real name bringing us the light of day. The reason I am saying all this is because thunder thighs, the cake addict showed up this morning smiling with a guest in tow. Said guest was trotting up behind Celestia or as I will call her from now on the Cake Eating Troll, I said trotting because this last was a centaur with horns like a bull. It was Luna who introduced us to the new arrival by screaming her name and then firing a blast of magic at the now shocked and cowering um mare I guess. After Troll shielded herself and the new one from Luna on multiple attempts she explained everything and Lady Tirek or as she asked to be called Ti just wanted to be with her lord and try to show the world even power-crazed villains can change if the need is great. All Ti wants is to breed with her lord master and husband she will always be the bottom of the wives pillar but she did care being with him was all she needed to gain back her strength against Equestria. Celestia pulled the centaur away from everything to the only reminder of the oaths she had taking about Equsertia and not the rest of the world besides the rest of us could do that and Ti could take let's say griffonstone and that wouldn't go against the oath she had you take did she? We got a resounding no to that before a voice came from the shadows that Luna remembered and smiled before calling out the mares name Umbra rushing to her and hugging the mare who seemed to just walk out of the shadows.

I really didn't care anymore what Celestia want to say as I just grabbed Ti's hand and led her to the house, once we got there I got busy and proceed to pond that horse cunt till she was a drooling mess. Then when Umbra showed up I didn't stop taking her as well I just upheld my part of being in a herd and fucked every one of my mates twice before sleeping in the arms of Luna where I had a dream about Ti which was nice.

Yes, your eyes were not wrong three foals and she looked nothing like before as for the human say hello to Scorpan. As for Umbra and the others Luna two, a boy and girl, Umbra one boy and one on the way, Nym a colony in the hundreds Silver three set of twins girls and a boy, Yona four two of each, Smolder one dozen eggs unknown until hatched, Celaeno four more eggs two hatched both girls, and as for Aqua Skyler and Pattle, each girl had ten eggs each, sex unknown till hatched.

So you see I will be taken care of in the future with all my children but for right now we must find a way to take over this world but then again all that paperwork, oh did you hear what happened two days ago well of course not or you would have said yes so let's start at the beginning.

I just woke up and seen it was seven in the morning, getting up for me is a chore in its self after all when you have a bed full of beautiful ladies why and who in their right mind would want to leave it? The answer to that would be me, yeah I know what you're saying about that and the answer is none of your fucking business.

As I was saying I woke up got out of bed got dressed and went to meet PA and Shorty (AKA Goodfellow) at my new office which was my old office but with the girls started to redecorate it made it look new. As I sat down there was a call from the power plant. It would seem there is something strange about the energy that brought us here. Oh great, now we might have a real problem I want all personal and their families to gather in the town center in one hour and all military personal to be on red alert, I got a bad feeling that we need to be ready for it. With those words spoken, we all began getting ready for the event that would change the world both worlds.

Author's Note

REM knew what they were talking about.

If you couldn't figure out the title of the chapter then here it is It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

It's not really the end but dam near close to it but let me explain what happened. You see we had everyone at the center of the city and all ships and military on red alert. I had my herd, harem, or whatever have Suka and the elite guards that have been shadowing us the whole time we arrived here. I wasn't taking any chances seeing as all of them are preggers even Luna.

I got in contact with the power plant and found out we were running at peak efficiency with no radiation or anything negative. So running the number and going through the theory I ordered the plant to shut down but have a way to activate the switch and power it up again if things go wrong.

We got in contact with Equestria and let them know what was happening they as well as all the other countries we now have so-called treaties with due to me having one of the royal daughters as a wife Smolder wasn't a daughter but the younger sister.

They put up a barrier seven miles out keeping all the curious out and keeping a so-called safety net up to protect the rest of the world.

I looked around to see all of my family there including PA and Goodfellow both looking nervous, I walked over to them and pulled them into a one-armed hug reassuring them everything will be ok. Taking a deep breath I told the power plant to shut down but be prepared to power up again very quickly.

There was a flash of light and then we found ourselves well back where we started Earth and to make things even more strange we all looked the same nothing had changed. Luna and I were still alicorns Nym and the others were changelings Ti was a centaur you get it, now the reason I said we were back on earth, was because there was a guy on the communication system say he was from the UN for us to surrender immediately.

Now normally I would have a funny or sarcastic remark to say to the guy but right now I just wanted to go back to bed and sleep.

"Now I don't know who you are but I guess you didn't get the memo but this island is private property and does not recognize the UN as anything of importance."

There was a sigh on the other end of the radio before a voice that sounded like they thought they were important spoke. " Thank god Mr. McDooch your back we were worried about you when the energy bubble appeared and surrounded the island then it just disappeared the whole island was gone,"

"Yes, we know that it was due to someone from outside trying to sabotage our work but it did nothing of importance but blow themselves up."

"That good to hear now on to more important matters we are going to have some of our people sent there to check to see if there is any residual radiation and to see if you people are all alright."

"Nope not going to happen, You and your people will not set foot on this island nation without my approval and if you try to do anything stupid I have given our military orders to kill any intruders, now this is what you're going to do you are going to get the United Nations members and I mean all of them together and there will be media coverage worldwide media mind you and last but not least you and all others will observe the territory laws and move away until you are seven miles out or you will be destroyed and don't attempt to use satellites or drones to spy on us as they will be either destroyed or rendered nonfunctional

I wasn't bluffing about any of that when they tried to use a drone the thing was turned into nothing more than confetti. As for the satellites they were rendered nonfunctional even the military one hell the ones used by the CIA and MI5 just showed snow, they were then pulled out of orbit to crash into the moon. Highflying spy planes had no better luck as they to had some sort of technical problems.

It took three days to get every member of the United Nations together as for the news media we knew they would try a cover things up so we sent out invitations to all media outlets even those conspiracy websites were invited. We decided to use the SS Bad Attitude one of the battle carriers as our platform or whatever it's called to introduce ourselves. With everything in place Nym used her magic to make us all look human which con fussed me seeing as changelings were only able to make themselves look like someone else, not others. It was Luna who told us our magic has been supercharged when we were transported to earth. We decided to keep this info to ourselves for now and if push comes to shove we will use the supercharged powers of all the uni's and any others with magic to defend our home until we can get the plant running again.

Making our way to the flight deck of Bad Attitude all of us knew this was going to be a big step towards unifying the world in one way or another and hoping it would be the good one was on all of our minds especially Sarah's seeing as her father was the XO on the flag shit the Super Dreadnought or Ultrabattle Ship the SS Armageddon a ship worthy of her name.

With five turents each holding four 24 inch railguns a piece, as well as all other guns on board, are railguns as well as the sheer size of her with the same dimensions as the Nimitz class carrier if you put all that together you can understand the reason for the name. But enough about that we need to get back to why we were here to show the world WE ARE NOT ALONE.
We had to wait for the delegates to shut up and take their seats which took a good twenty minutes then we had to wait for the media to get ready and that took another ten minutes even SG was getting testy with all this wasted time. (Sarah Goodfellow or SG)
When everything was in place we could begin standing at the podium I addressed the masses.

"Ladies and Gentle Men of Earth my name Adam Johnathan Daniel Franklin Kenith Steven McDooch the Sixteenth many of you probably know me as the one who cleaned up Chernobyl of all radiation making it livable again or you might know me as the man who made his own country due to the mass corruption of the politicians and the leaders around the world. And you would be right on both counts but we are here to discuss what had happened forty-eight hours ago.
(It would seem time moves slower on Earth than Equestria as it was forty-eight days there so one hour here is a day there I will need to study that later.)
To answer your questions when we were about to turn on the power plant we were sabotaged luckily only the sabotage was killed and no damage was inflicted to the plant but the explosion did have an unknown at the time, effect which engulfed the entire island and all things that held the same energy frequency as the plant's energy output meaning the ships and all other equipment. This unforeseen event had a positive outcome for the dome of energy was able to transport us to another world one similar to our own, well not really because the inhabitants of this new world were friendly and helpful. We also discovered that this new world could not support human life meaning a human would die within seconds of arriving there the reason all of us service was due to the magic yes I said the magic of this world when it changed our forms to survive." With that Nym dropped the changes and we returned to normal well normal to us.

A few things that happened after our true forms were revealed to the world first were the screams from many in the audience a few fainted due to the creatures of legends standing around them with weapons. The second was the flashing of cameras and screams of questions from reporters. But what pissed me off was the third thing to happen when some dumbass order an attack on us with a squadron of F-22 raptors unfortunately they didn't even make landfall all 24 fighter jets were brought down three miles in the seven-mile line. This action only proved to my wives why I and the people on my island chose what we did.

I found four media stations that were a lot calmer than the rest one being the largest conspiracy networks in the world the there was Fox, CNN, The Truth, and the BBC. The Truth is the largest conspiracy theory network in the world on par with the major networks with the number of employees to everything else.

Standing in front of the four reporters and cameras in my alicorn body I addressed the world but not in the way most would have expected.
"Ladies and gentlemen I ask you, are you tired of your government is so corrupted that it only cares about its self and not the people or the little guy well there is a solution to this problem, come here to this island get away from the lies, the hate, and the corruption. The hate of who you are be it religious beliefs does not matter there will be no hatred here. Each applicant will be thoroughly scanned for the truth no lies or deceit will be able to pass our scanning process. If you are a farmer we have land to farm if you're a builder we have thing needed to build a scientist we have need of you also there are places for everyone who just want to get away from all the darkness and evil of this world. All we ask is that you contribute to your new home I know it sounds like a socialist society but it's not because if you don't like it then you can leave nothing or nobody will stop you. Now there is a small thing you should know about this new world, first magic is real and it is the magic that will determine your new form it is not up to you or anyone else, Second the creatures of mythology are really there, and some are sentient as we are, The third is this world has not had a war with bloodshed in over a thousand years and to keep it that way my military will be keeping the peace as the Equis protectorate Equis is the name of the world we live on many of you might recognize what we are and yes it is true. Now the fourth and last thing is we will give you one month to decide whether you wish to join us or not, I know it is a short time but we can not stay here too long due to the difference in time while here we were only gone for forty-eight hours there it was forty-eight days but with the power plant active at minimal output time in both worlds will be in sync this will allow those back there to know what is happening and with that little attack with the F-22 Raptor well, we can tell you that it was a lucky break that a few of the royals there could feel the emotions of this world and confirmed what I had said about many of you want a better life."

After finishing my speech I sat down with some of the reporters and camera crews to have a discussion and answer questions.

"So Mr. Mcdooch," the BBC reporter started before I interrupted him to have him and the others to just call me AJ.

"So AJ, you stated that time moves differently between both worlds can you give us an example of this?" BBC reporter asked.

"Let's see um ok I got one now this may sound weird but when we were on the other world I had the greatest pleasure of becoming married to nine beautiful sexy intelligent did I mention sexy women from different species and I have three consorts that I love equally as my wives. My wives are of different races consisting of ponies, yak, changeling, griffon, hippogriff, dragon, and centaur this happened in the time of forty-eight days.

"Mr. AJ, you want us to believe you opened a doorway to another decision where the inhabitants are the characters from My Little Pony?" The reporter from The Truth asked skeptically.

"No, I didn't find or open a doorway, what I am saying is that the energy produced by the power plant can transport this island to the plant Equis where the inhabitants are the same as the characters from the show My Little Pony to a certain point, as in the cartoon the characters are ponies quadrupeds where as you can see my wife Luna as in the same Princess of the moon is bipedal."

"Mr. AJ, Fox news what do you plan to do if what you said comes into being the people leaving their countries to become citizens of this island, and by the way what is the name of your country?"

"Well, that is a good question if the population exceeds the area we will just have to expand the area,"

"What do you mean to expand the area?" The same guy asked.

"We just raise up the ocean floor the same way India did in Dubai expanding the landmass to aid in the growth of the population,"

"But isn't that dangerous what about the tectonic plates?" BBC asked.

"That's the best part this island is not on any tectonic plates what so ever so earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions will never happen,"

"Ho, how is that possible you just told us that this Island can not experience tectonic movement because it's not connected to the planet but how?" CNN reporter yelled.

"Well you see the original island was not part of the planet in any way as it was a meteor that struck the planet over four hundred million years ago, It is like taking a large rock and putting it in a puddle of water it was not part of the puddle in any way yet it was still there so when it comes to the tectonic shift there is nothing and as for the not touching the planet that part is true you see there is a gap of about five centimeters between the ocean floor and my island."

"But if it is not touching the planet then how is it not floating all over the ocean?" CNN asked.

"Simple the very bottom of the meteor is like a point and is in a hole surrounded keeping the island from moving."

"So what your saying is this island is really a meteor that hit the earth four hundred million years ago and now is stuck in place because the very bottom is in a hole in the ocean floor preventing it from moving and your expansion of the land is just bringing up the ocean floor around the original landmass is that correct?" BBC and The Truth asked together.

"Yes, finally somebody gets it and that is why the Island can move from Earth to Equis and back because it's not part of either one!"

We had further discussions about what it was like on another world, the inhabitants, the creatures, my multiple wives in fact the guys and gal from Fox, the BBC, and The Truth all enjoyed talking with them.
Gail the BBC reporter wanted to know just how I was able to satisfy all of them every night and if I was truly hung like a horse?
To the response of Luna, who told her she should stick around and find out for herself.
Gail was speechless after hearing that but like any good reporter, she decided to seek out the truth so that night Gail the BBC's reporter got up close and personal with an alicorns dick, with this experience she had sworn off men forever and moved in with AJ and his wives becoming another consort to which four days later she found out she was pregnant with a foal, yes a foal when we found out Nym used her magic to see what would be the best form for Gail and it turned out she would be best as an earthpony.

I got a little curious about this so we went around and had Nym use her magic on others without them knowing of course, but what was disturbing to me was when we came to the aid of the American Ambassador she really was Israeli Masud but it was her form that freak me out.

She was a changeling or she could be, it just boggles the mind are all spies changelings because they have to pretend to be something and someone they're not.

That is something to think about later for now let's get back to what we were doing having fun at the expense of the world. It was fun until we got a magic flame message from Celestia stating that there were three more changeling outcasts there in Cantorlot waiting for us to return so they may join my hive.
Their names are Mothra, Cicada, And Vishnu.

And when did it become my hive Nym is the Queen so what in the name of Faust is going on?

AJ you need to relax your magic is leaking out and it is frightening everyone the reason it is your hive is because I am the Queen but you are the King so it would always be your hive.

Well, you learn something new every day, so I am king and I have a hive full of loyal followers who will do anything for me, and ouch will you stop hitting me I was just thinking about how we could use this to our advantage that is when the eggs hatch and they grow up so that idea is shot down for now.

"AJ we need to discuss what we're going to do about the world at large and their intentions towards the island and Equis," SG said looking worried as she was there when the order came through that the F-22 Raptors were to be destroyed, fourteen lives just snuffed out because an idiot got scared and wanted to get rid of what scared him so he ordered it destroyed.
"Typical human nature, kill or destroy what you don't understand or what is different," SG said shaking her head while looking at the new problem for us.

Two days after the reveal, the UN-sanctioned blockade around the island preventing any ships from reaching us. the ships were going to be boarded by UN troops and the passengers were to be placed under arrest on the charges of sedition against the earth. Three days after the reveal the blockade was removed as when the first ship was stoped and about to be boarded our submarine fleet made its presents known.
Flagship Submarine fleet.

It was kind of funny when it happened, see a UN destroyer stopped a frigate caring about three hundred passengers but before the UN troops could board her, our Submarine fleet made itself known by surrounding the destroyer and demanding them to surrender for the crime of Piracy due to the fact the destroyer stopped the frigate six and a half miles out still within our borders and the UN knew this. So sending a message to the captain of the destroyer a simple message.
Piracy is an act of robbery or criminal violence by ship or boat-borne attackers upon another ship or a coastal area, typically with the goal of stealing cargo and other valuable goods.
The valuable goods are the passages on the frigate which are now six and a half miles inside our territorial boundaries so is your ship captain.
With that, the destroyer turns and with engines full left the frigate alone and removed itself from our territories boundaries. It was a tense thirty days for all of us the citizens went through the same psych tests as the employees but with an added bonus of unicorn and changeling magic to see if the people are truly honest about being here. It is so effective we found twenty-two people who were spies of some sort for different countries.
It was day twenty-nine when we received an ultimatum from the world or at least most of it. If we attempted to flee then ten ICBMs will be launched from a nearby sub and the target will be the island. I had to laugh about that seeing as this pace is where the sponge stones come from the ten nukes will lose their radioactive payloads before they even reach ten miles to the island and what is left will be turned to confetti in seconds.
That's pretty much what happened because on day thirty we did ahead count and found out that the population of the Island Nation of Name Undecided had risen to a whopping Eight-hundred-seventy-four million citizens including more military personnel who all magically swore loyalty to the Island, me, my family, and to Equis that's impressive seeing as we started out with one hundred fifty thousand.
As we were getting ready to transport back the com tower picked up ten blips and identified them as ICBMs heading towards us. without a care, I ordered all citizens to the city center for their safety. Then I ordered two Heavy Warthogs to intercept the incoming at the nine-mile mark and vaporize them. Then I launched my countermeasure, a hundred thousand drones left the island in all directions releasing sponge stone dust as they went.
I looked at my family and SG and PA who both nodded and gave the order to turn on the power plant once again and like before the dome appeared and we were transported back to Equis. Going to the city center we saw that the people were now inhabitants of this world and Gail really was an earthpony and she looked just like the way Nym had her. Getting the attention of the people was easy with the RCV or Royal Cantorlot Voice and a microphone made it even better. After explaining what happened to them and showing them that everything is really real they excepted it and went back to their homes.
If you want to know what happened back on earth well the drones were releasing sponge stone dust all over the world so by the next day every nuclear power plant shut down no power every nuclear sub and ship stuck no energy for them to work in fact every form of radioactive material on or in the planet is gone. no more bombs no more WMDs all that's left are just conventional weapons and nothing more. All nuclear-powered vessels are dead in the water so they would need to be towed to a port all hidden stockpiles of warheads are obsolete.
AJ had this plan in motion for a long time, when he found out about the stones on his island it was the last surprise for the world.

Author's Note

These are the others we had Nym look at.

A Sargent who was guarding the US ambassador.

The ambassador to France.

The Secretary to the German Ambassador.

Random reporters from around the world.

The Ambassadors to Germany and the Ukraine, Germany first.

The Ambassador to England and the wife of the secretary of state for the US.

Everyone of these people did join AJ and move to the island.

YES, I KNOW MOST ARE FEMALE BUT THERE ARE NOT A LOT OF MALE ANTHRO PONIES OUT THERE SO SHUT UP.

Some where over the Rainbow

It has been a stressful week since we left the earth behind and returned home yep I am calling this world home because home is where family and your heart are.

Like I said a stressful week that was all because the people didn't understand or didn't listen to the ones explaining what was going to happen to them when we were transported back to Equis. So it was typical stupidity for the most part but what worried me was the stress it was putting on my mates, Gail wasn't completely ready for life with my herd, harem, horde whatever it's called so she stayed in a separate room during the day but shares the same one with us at night.

Then there was the little incident that happened in the Celestial Sea which is on the east coast of Equestria to which we had to act fast as the survivors if any would be in need of care. The morons from earth tried to copy the effect of the power plant on the island but didn't take into account the location and the materials used in creating an artificial island with enough mass to be transported across space and dimensions with little to no damage. Arriving at the spot we noticed what used was a derelict oil platform, that was the good news the bad was there were no survivors in fact what was on the platform couldn't even be considered human anymore.
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I made a call back home and had some troops brought back to take care of all of this before heading to Cantorlot to discuss what happened with Celestia and the others.
I gave my report about what was found on the platform and my guesstimation of what happened to the people. It was a long and tedious conversation with not only Celestia but the Moronic Noballs or Brains. The whole time I was explaining things the morons kept interrupting me with cries of being invaded and other such crap it took the combined RCV of Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and myself to get them to calm down and shut up. It only then did any of them realize I was the mysterious Alicorn stallion they're heard about but never got to meet. And then all hell broke loose many of the nobles demanded that I remain in Cantorlot so I can work to help Equestria and their best interests. That was the only time I wanted to commit mass murder

"OK SHUT UP AND LISTEN That got your attention, first off I am not a citizen of Equestria so you noballs have no say in where I live, second if you try anything so help me I will be known as the Equis version of Doctor Mengele with all you nobles so sit down and shut up."

Most of them were still arguing about me staying in Cantorlot under their watchful eye, but then some of them actually had brains and left me alone with my girls. Blue Blood was in the group to allow me to return to the island for two reasons first it kept me away from Cantorlot and his base of power and second, he understood that I may be an alicorn but I am not an Equestrian citizen so the laws of my royal status don't cover most of my title it is only that Luna is a princess here that makes my status as a prince legitimate.

We stayed in the city for a week because I wanted to see the sights and get some ideas as to what not to build on the island. During one of our outings I came across an amusing site at first then I just got pissed. See there were a few little dragons running around aI could tell they were organized as some would distract the nobles while the others would lift some bits off them that was the amusing part the thing that pissed me off was that these were orphans doing this. We followed them back to the orphanage or better call it a giant shack because that's what it was the windows that weren't broken were so dirty that you couldn't see through them. Most of the kids wore rags or clothes too big for them as I kept seeing this I got angrier and angrier to the point my magic manifested its self.

It took all of my wives and concubines together to calm me down. I looked at the frightened children and began to cry myself how could this happen here Equestria was supposed to be so wonderful and here is the proof it is no better than the earth was. I looked at my wives whipping the tears away and smiled.

"I want them," I said confusing the girls.

"Want them who AJ?"Nym asked already knowing the answer from the feeling I was giving off.

"All of them every one of the kids here I want to take them home with us," I said looking like if one of them said no there would be hell to pay.

I walked into the building looking around the place looked like it was about to collapse at any moment and it was colder inside than it was outside. I spotted one of the older kids a six-year-old griffon and had her come closer to talk. What the hell is a griffon ophan doing here?
Just as I was about to talk to her I saw something that made my heart melt a baby griffon was crawling into the room being chased by a dragoness who was no older than five.

That clinched it I called out to get every one of the kid's attention which it worked and told them to gather everything they had and be back in the front room. With that, they all disappeared to do what I had told them. When the kids were gone is when the womenfolk started yelling and asking if I was out of my mind well not all of them were yelling Gilda, Smolder, Nym, and SilverStream all were seeing me as a hero.

"What in the name of my sister's oversized ass do you think you're doing?"

"It looks like I am adopting some orphans why is there a problem with that?"

"Adopting some, really because it looks like your going after all of them and that's not some,"

"Some, All Tomato, Tamoto," With that said all the children returned with what little they had, seeing this Luna now understood why I was doing this.

"Come on kids we're heading home, oh and I hope all of you know how to swim because if not then you'll just have to learn,"

"Um, ah, why do we need to know how to um, swim?" Asked a little hippogriff with his friend next to him.

"Well my little hipigrify," Saying this made him giggle as well as the girls. "That would be because our home is an island do you know what an island is? " I asked as he shook his head. "Well an island is well land but it is surrounded by water,"

The young guy looked at his friend than at us and whooped before hugging my waist. I looked at the girls with a smug face.

"You do realize he's happy because all hippogriffs can change into seaponies when in the water if they want to?" Silver asked me receiving a nod.

"And just where are all of these children going to be staying when we get home the house isn't completed yet?" Umbra asked crossing her arms under her breast.

"Well let me see dear wife, oh I know PA has always wanted to have a child but she didn't want to get pregnant, and then there's SG family I think she said she would love to have a little brother and sister but her parents were lucky to have her without complications and then there's..." I didn't get to finish when all of them glomped me.

We made our way to the castle where our VTOLs were waiting for us we stopped along the way to pick up some supplies and give Celestia all the paperwork on the adoptions of all the children into the house of McDooch.

When we got o the VTOLs every one of the kids stared in awe at the thing and at the two armored ones used for defense.

The young hippogriff from before whose name is gabber and his friend named swift both ran up to me and asked if they could ride in the armed VTOLs. I told them they had to ask the piolets not me to which they ran off looking for them in the end most of the older boys rode in the dropships while the girls and younger ones rode in comfort inside the VTOL.

Once we arrived back on the island (still need to name this place) the first thing some of the kids did was run to the beach and jumped right in and changed into seaponies only to return back and leave the water. When asked why they changed back so quickly they all said it felt wonderful to be in the water but for some reason, we felt like we were missing our families. I turned to look at the girls only to receive the middle finger from all of them.

I don't see why they have to be so rude about things some times must be the hormones from the pregnancies I mean no one can be that mean ay something sometimes, oh wait Gilda can, so maybe not hormones than again the looks they are giving me right now can send any sane man screaming for his life. Well lucky for me my mother had me tested and I am not sane, in fact, I am so far from sane as possible.
BUT I'M MUCH BETTER NOW.
Ok, we can just stop all that and get back to the story but yes my mother did have me tested and I am insane to a point.

We got all the kids to families that truly wanted them with only leaving one griffon hatchling or chick named Angel, a batpony filly named Knuckles, a dragon hatchling named Smaug, and a newborn kitten or a cat-morph from Pantheria who has no name so these four are our eldest children and we couldn't be happier. Yona had taken the kitten into her care and had asked Luna to use the lactation spell on her she even gave the little guy and yes it's a boy a name so I would like to introduce our son Kishka that means cat in Ukrainian which is the same language as the Yaks.

I have nothing to complain about with the kids here and it has nothing to do with me helping Kishka drink all the milk Yona had in her breast nor was it that said milk made a wonderful lubricant for when I titty fucked her giving Yona her first pearl necklace.

Now I am going to tell you something that I still don't believe myself and I was there.

It was a week after the kids arrived that we got a message from Celestia and some guy named Discord, we were needed at the location of the former Tree of Harmony. So we as in my whole family kids and all headed to the location of the former tree, it was at the bottom of a crevasse in a cave beneath The Castle of the Two Sisters in the middle of the Everfree Forest. Someone, please tell me why in all that is holy would it be a good idea to have a castle built in a forest full of magical creatures that want to eat ponies. My train of thought was cut short when there was a bright flash of light that engulfed us all. When the spots in my sight cleared I looked around to find all of us in a large open field with a strange-looking lady and I mean lady as in human-looking.

I couldn't help myself when the figure appeared I moved forward and embraced it as tears fell from my eyes as I kept repeating the same word over and over of Grandma.
It took all of my wives and lovers to pull me away from the woman who smiled at me before she spoke.

"Hello AJ it's been a long time and I'm sorry for leaving you like I did, but my time in that world was over and I needed to return home."

"But if you are AJ's grandmother then how are you the tree of harmony as well?" Luna asked still holding her distraught husband.

"Oh my little moon, always full of questions, and to see you are one of his wives as well that in it's self makes me happy, to answer your question I am not a tree for I am harmony itself just like Discord is chaos, we are two parts of the same whole."

Parts of the whole what's that mean and don't go answering like you used to, I want straight forward answers or I'm leaving," I said gaining my bearings.

"Well that's no fun," Harmony is whatever her name was started saying as I turned and started walking away. "Ok, fine straight answers,"

"Discord and I are the powers of this world and its dimensional reality without us nothing would exist that was until you showed up and threw all of our hard work out the window," she said pointing a finger at me. " You are born from me but you are anything but harmonious even chaos can't keep up with you. AJ you a what the universe calls an abnormality Harmony and Chaos all rolled into one you, my dear grandson are true balance. And that is where the problem lies for true balance can not be achieved without sacrifice?

"Really sacrifice is all I need how about all the time I was left alone of when I had to do all the work in the house because neither of my parents or stepparents were there or better yet when I graduated college at ten and no one showed up to the ceremony probably because there was no booze. So let's see there's a lot more time I sacrificed my life to get here but if that's not enough then the cosmos can go fuck its self because I AM DONE!"

"There is no need for more AJ, you have sacrificed enough for ten thousand lifetimes but that does not mean there will not be trying days in your future.
No, what you need to do is much more Chaotic than anything you could imaging.
You Adam Johnathan Daniel Franklin Kenith Steven McDooch the Sixteenth must become ruler of the world of Equis, to save it for when the earth completes the ability to transport they will bring nothing but death, and destruction.

"So what I need to protect this world, done it's my home?"

"No AJ you are to take over this world to protect it," Gilda said bluntly

I was speechless for a second at what I was just told before a smile crept across my face turning my head towards the sky I let out a laugh before I said a simple statement.
"I told you, Sarah Goodfellow, it was to concur this world you twelve, no your thirteen years old know it all!"
"Hey, Pinkie are you pondering what I am pondering?"

"I think so AJ but where are we going to get four hundred gallons of whip cream and two hundred vibrating Buttplugs?"

Author's Note

If you must know
Griffon is German
Celaeno's is Portugisese
Changeling is a mix of Japanese and French
Hippogriff is Italian mixed with Swiss
Dragon is a mix of all of them
Pony is English

Some Times it Good to be King

Ok, let's recap what happened I found out my grandmother was or is the spirit of harmony for the planet of Equis she and the spirit of chaos both want me to take over this world in order to protect it from the earth when they figure out how to come here. I don't see any problem with that, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy, oh wait nope we're talking about a world that each species keeps itself separated for some reason or another and I am supposed to rule over them all. So Let me think I know I got the ponies in my corner sort of, and maybe the yaks, I don't know about the dragons, The hippogriff, most definitely not the same as the changelings so I guess I'll have to invade and conquer. So I guess I'll have to explain this all to my people so they don't think I've gone mad with power, which is better than going mad without power now that is just sad if you think about it.
SG and PA both have been brainstorming on how I was going to become ruler of Equis and do it without bloodshed if possible. That idea was looking less and less likely to happen when Smolder told us that even if there was a dragon lord most dragons tend to live alone, so getting them to join together under his command wasn't going to happen without something big showing his power.

"Well we could always just bomb them all into submission, I mean what would it take like four or five MOABS dropped on strategic positions where we could have none to minimal loss of life preferably the first, and every one of them would be pissing themselves to fall under my control, hell we could even have them all agree to unconditionally surrender,"

SG and PA just looked at me for a second before they both jumped up and hugged me, proclaiming that I was a genius, which I knew already be I asked them to clarify what they thought was so great.

"What you said by dropping those moby-things on certain places to show them what the earth could do to them when they come," SG said smiling.

"MOAB not moby the second is a fish or something like that."

"Whale, Mobydick is a whale, not a fish," PA said looking at us both.

"It could be a frikin frog for all I care, now are we going with the MOAB idea because I really want to see one of them go off?"

"Boys and explosions please tell me, is it integrated into their DNA or something?" SG asks with a huff.

"Afraid so,"

"Alright you two focus, now sir exactly how many MOABs do you have?" PA asked looking at her well PA.

"Um, let me think, um well, I think, no those are Ivans, not MOABs, oh I know I have sixty of them,"

"What was that part you know the thing about Ivans?" PA looked at me worriedly.

"Oh yeah, I have thirty Ivans, why do you think those would work better?"

PA franticly typed on her tablet before turning it around to show SG and me a picture. "Are you telling me you have thirty of these things just lying around somewhere?"

"Yeah, why is there a problem with them?"

"Oh no problem at all, I just thought I'd ask seeing as each one of them is fifty megatons of nuclear death and you have thirty of them," She said as her eye was twitching madly.

To pour salt in the wound SG spoke up. "AJ don't you know fifty megatons is a bit too much maybe one or one and a half might work?"

"That's not funny young lady besides he might just try it knowing our great and fearless leader," PA said looking from SG to AJ.

"Yeah, besides we don't know what would happen if the magic of this world came in contact with radiation so we should just put that idea away for... why are you looking like that and why do I feel a great sense of dread apportioning?" SG asked looking scared.

"The badlands,"

"What about them?"

"They have caves and caverns we could do an underground test to see what would happen with a One Kiloton bomb and use it to show the creature/nations of this world at the same time we mean business about me being in charge,"

"That might, no that will work we just place sponge stone around to prevent radiation leaks and detonate a small bomb to test the effects on plant and so small animals while simultaneously showing the other nations the power we have and what Earth would use against them," PA said as she rapidly typed on her tablet.

“Come to think of it if you have all those Ivan’s how are they still dangerous with the sponge stones around you know absorbing the radiation and all?” SG asked tilting her head.

"Soooo we got a plan and when it works then I'll be the ruler of this world right, oh, and to answer your question lead-lined rooms?"

"Yes sir, when it works you will be the ruler of this world just like we were told it should be to protected it from when Earth gets here," PA said stressing the last part of her statement.

"Don't care about the rest right now, just I get to be king of the world so it's Milla Time."

With that said music began to play all over the Island.

"I, I'm going to send a letter to Princess Celestia letting her know we have a plan to unite the world," SG said as she ran off not looking back to the wonderful stylish dancing I was doing.

There would be a youtube video of my dancing here but the dancing was so amazing that mere mortal eyes could not comprehend what they would see and drive the viewer to utter madness. And if you believe that then I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale real cheap too.

I know I should be concentrating on the task of uniting this world under the banner of me but when I was watching all my wives as they were sunbathing naked on my private beach yes I have a private beach, seeing all this beauty in front of me, I just thought fuck It and striped to join them only for us to have an orgy on the beach. Sand I have sand in places where there should not be sand and whose great idea was it to have sex on the beach I mean the drink is fine but the sand.

Anyways it took a week to find the right place for the test and then another three days to get the place prepped for the big bang I men the demonstration. We took no chances we had seismographs placed as far north a the Crystal Empire and even some in Griffonstone and the Dragonlands. Then we contacted all the races and told them about a really big surprise for them, ok PA and SG told them of the test and demonstration of a One Kiloton Nuke in the hopes it would help them to understand what was coming.

It took two weeks to get everything and one together the hardest part was getting a group of changelings to move out of the cavern, but seeing Nym they chose to join her hive as they had lost their queen to illness. We found out the queen was infected by Parasprites nasty little things when one has been infected by one of the things they make their way to the host brain making the body produce more sugar turning the host into some kind of a pseudo-diabetic and dying from it. But we figured out a cure for it as we found a few of the drones infected as well but with some Metformin and Insulin to lower and control their sugar level with a few Antibiotics to kill of infecting and the parasprite, they were cured in a week.

But back to what we came for the BIG BOOM. Now with all the races here in one place even if they were just ambassadors or emissaries they still were going to tell their leaders just what they saw here today. Oh look Ember came instead of sending someone and why is she talking with the girls with a blushing face? Oh well, I guess it's time so might as well get this show on the road.

“Ladies and Gentle Men Beings of all ages we are gathered here to show you what the Earth is capable of doing once they come here, now what you are about to witness is only a fraction of the power they possess. But more importantly, it will show you the power I possess and why it is in your best interest to submit to the outcome of me being your ruler. Now I am not saying I will use what we are going to witness today against any of you, but if push comes to shove I will.”

With that said we waited for the count down to reach zero and when the detonation acquired all hell broke loose the seismographs registered a 9.8 that was felt all the way in Cantorlot, the Crystal Empire had an 8.2, Yakyakistan was a 7.5 as well as Griffinstone as for the Dragonlands and Zebraca not to mention the Island they had to deal with one hundred foot tall waves which were taken care of by my fleet and planes. Hell, you drop a few bombs in front of a tsunami it tends to stop moving forward plus Unicorn shields work great.

It took some time to get order restored but when it was any bonehead could see that the fear in the eyes of all of them was evident.

Clearing my throat to get everyone's attention I just smiled when they all turned to look in my direction. “ Now I know all of you have questions but please could you do it one at a time?”

What I got was everyone talking at once until Tai, Luna, and I used the RCV to get them to shut up.

“Okay I know all of you want answers so here they are, what you just witnessed was a One Kiloton bomb that means it was the same explosive charge as one thousand tons of TNT or dynamite which I know all of you are a whereof. Now that was just a small example of what the Earth has as WMDs or Weapons of Mass Destruction or the fact the militaries of Earth are numbered in the millions. They also have nearly the same weapons systems as I do but not as advanced, but with them, it's quantity over quality. They will hit points that are strategic to them and not care about civilian casualties because to them that is considered acceptable losses. So after seeing this and learning about what is to come do you still want to sit there and say that me ruling this world is a bad idea?”

Many of the delegates looked at each other before Dragonlord Ember stepped forward. “ I can’t speak for the rest of them but after seeing this power and knowing that you have things even greater I don’t see any other option but to agree with what is needed for the safety of my lands and people,”

All the others nodded in agreement this made all of us give a collective sigh at the stress we were feeling.

“Excellent now, I believe we should hold the ceremony in Cantorlot,” Celestia said clapping her hands together.

“Ceremony what ceremony?”

“The crowning of you as King of all Equis of course,” Luna said hugging my arm before kissing me followed by the rest of my girls.

“Oh, okay, wait if I become King won't that make all of you my Queens?” Asking as I pointed at all my girls.

The realization hit them as they all glomped me squeeing with joy, before each of them started to talk about what type of dress each of them was going to wear.

It was PA who had to open her mouth and rein my fun with an evil grin. “You do realize that now you will have to do tons of paperwork,”

“No my dear, that's why I have you,”

This made her grin turn to a frown until she looked at SG and smiled making SG shiver with fear.

Author's Note

Just so you know if you didn't but an Ivan is the nickname of the largest and most powerful of all nuclear bombs in the world.