Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.
What a total load of bullshit and whoever came up with that saying should be shot through a steel door after having their private parts put through a meatgrinder.
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade.
NO, you don't, you go find some vodka and have a bitchin' time.

Oh, good morning to all of you, as I can tell you are a little confused about what's going on so let me explain you see we had a visit from the Dragon Lord Ember and it was not a good meeting as a few of her entourage were a little less friendly and just had to start something only to be fed some humble pie as the saying goes.
Whoever came up with that saying must have been stoned, humble pie as if, it probably tastes terrible like mud or worse.
See when her two guards started throwing the weight around the dragons from my company stepped in a put them in their place.
Why do I keep spouting out those stupid sayings, is there something seriously wrong with me?
Ok we'll get back to that stuff later as for now I need to explain about the dragons, see when DL Ember showed up one of her group a bone head name Garbage, Gargling, or something to those words started saying that this island was in the dragon lands so it was DL Embers to do with what she wanted.

"First, off smoking, this island wasn't here before, so nope not going to count it as part of the Dragonlands.
Second, this island is private property of an alicorn prince, if you haven't noticed who is also in a romantic relationship with not just Princess Luna but also Queen Nymphamora of the changelings so that would mean he has not only the backing of Equestria but the badlands as well.
Third just who the hell do you think you are just because you're a dragon you think you can say and do anything you want well think again.

With all that out of the way, Ember as she wanted to just be called was given a tour of the island from the residential to the military and that was what clinched it, seeing the advanced weapons being held by not only ponies but Diamond Dogs Griffons, and even some Dragons that did not acknowledge her as their leader but when her close friend Smolder was looking at the alicorn as if he was the perfect drake she knew something was going on. So she secretly went off to speak to Luna and Nym only to return with the biggest smile she ever had.

"Smolder you will remain here and be the emissary to the Dragonlands and to me your Dragon Lord but if you for some reason find yourself in a position of becoming oh let's say a mate to a very powerful being then I won't stop you but encourage it," With that Ember took off leaving a confused Garbage and a smiling Smolder behind.

Garbage left a few moments later still looking confused as for Smolder she rushed over to me as we embraced she began kissing and licking me all over my face and neck growling as she went. Nym understood this behavior and quickly rushed us back home where we were stripped of our clothes and dropped into a room alone where we took the opportunity to get busy. Smolder couldn't hold back and began to ride me for all she's worth until I released my seed inside her and as we both came down from our mutual climax I held Smolder as she fell asleep in my arms with a smile on her face.

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I will admit that she is very cute when she's asleep like this and I know from the others is that she is one of my herd, harem, or horde as the dragons call it and dam there are as many words for snow as there are for what I got here. So if what I understand is I have four more women that are connected to me still out there and they are making their way here.

As I was contemplating what was going on, far to the north there was a young attractive yak working diligently as she packed her bags for the long trip ahead of her while her father King Rutherford was trying with all his might to stop his only daughter from leaving home to go and be with somepony she never met.

At the same time in three other locations, the same thing was happening a young seapony/hippogriff was hurrying as her mother watched from the door to her daughter's room wondering if this is the right thing for her youngest daughter.

And again as this was going on in Griffonstone a very agitated griffoness was trying to decide what to pack and figure out why did she wanted to do this when a flash of heat passed her private parts making them extremely wet only to increase her agitation and arousal making her pack faster.

As the others were doing this in the village of Shadowvale a young mare name Umbra was lying in bed one hand massaging her bare breast as the other had two fingers buried in her snatch moaning out AJ as she had one more orgasm her servants were busy packing the mistress things for her trip to an unknown island to be with him.

What was surprising though was a message Celestia had received from Tartarus where the tyrannical monster Lady Tirek was crying as she begged to be set free to be able to go to him to the stallion that was the only one worthy to be her master and mate, to give him as many heirs as he wished from her before she would break down and cry again, swearing to always obey her lord husband.
Please ignore Scorpan in the picture.

Celestia could think of only one stallion that would fit the description thinking of how Luna and the others would react as a devilish smile crept upon her face as she giggled yes, yes, she will allow the release of Lady Tirek as long as she follows the rules set forth by Celestia which mostly consist of her never going back to her old ways and to swear to not only AJ but to protect Equestria and the world from any and all evil.
A letter will be sent with the lady explaining everything to them and Celestia will ad her condolences to the herd for this little inconvenience.

Yeah, little inconvenience we're talking about a power-hungry centaur who tried to take over Equestria and steal all the magic from all the ponies if my memory serves me well. Although if you think about it she is a centaur which means, no stop thinking about that right now.

Celestia had started the process of transporting Tirek to the island of no designated name when she ran into a small problem and that would be the reason why a level five dangerous criminal is being moved to a remote island paradise without guards, wait that's the answer a remote island.

This was all so interesting for about five seconds to me, so I went for a walk and when I said I what I mean was that Nym, Aqua Skyler, and Pettle all decided to keep me company. As we walked around the island, I got more time to get to know my mare and her hive better. There were things like Skyler's old hive were more vampiric than most and Aqua's old hive was more attuned to emotions than any other hive as for Pattle her old hive was just a little stronger than Crysalis' hive was.

But enough about that as I was saying I went for a walk to do a little thinking and the good or bad thing about me thinking is as you already know is that is when I come up with the greatest creations in the world. So let me introduce you to the world of AI and introduce you to the most advanced Artificial Intelligence in any world say hello to Jarvis.

"Greetings to you Lady Pattle, Lady Skyler, Lady Aqua, and a very wonderful hello to you Mrs. McDooch, or do you prefer to be called Nym?"

The girls looked around for the source of the feminine voice only for a glowing blue and pink form to appear in front of them the body looked familiar but that was as far as they could understand what they were looking at.

Ladies this is Jarvis she is the most advanced AI or artificial intelligence in this world or any truthfully.

Thank you AJ for that complement even if it is true I am still learning so I am not perfect far from it.

"This is amazing AJ you have no idea what something like Jarvis could do for Equestria especially my sister and all of her paperwork,"

I am sorry terribly princess but I don't do paperwork that's for a PA to do and I am not nor will I ever be a personal assectent

"I am terribly sorry about that, though aiding her would still be wonderful," Luna said looking sheepish.

It is possible for me to send a rudimentary form of myself to your sister in the form of a basic functioning automaton

"That might be for the best, She does take too much work for even her to handle and a little help from anyone or where is a dream come true."

"Ok then Jarvis if you please, have one sent to Celestia and another sent to Twilight maybe she'll appreciate the gift and see the irony in it as well."
First is Celestia's then Twilight's.


And yes these are basic rudimentary forms of Jarvis so that is the question if these are basic, what does an advanced form look like?

Alright enough of this let's get back to the story anyway as we were coming to a fork in the road I was about to turn left when I was tackled to the ground by a figure who was cursing up a storm about me being her perfect mate before Luna levitated the well she was a griffoness and judging by her looks I would have to say this was Gilda. If memory severe me well she is a friend of Dash. So that will make it easier, that is if I could get her to stop grinding into my crotch right now. Luckily Nym knew what was going on because I sure in the hell didn't and teleported us all back home. Man I got to figure out how they do that wait I'm an alicorn that means I can do it too, ok mental checklist learn magic then combine it with my techknowledgey making technomancy or Magitek (or "magitech"), and then we can take over the world.
Why are all of them looking at me like a just killed a puppy?

"We just heard you AJ, how could you be so cruel Gilda here has forced herself into heat and all you can think about is taking over the world for shame husband, now forget that silly notion for now and get into that bedroom and breed your newest wife before she goes insane," Nym said pushing me towards the bedroom door where you could not only hear the moaning of pain but the smell of a female in the hight of estrus.

Ok fine have lots of hardcore nasty pig sex with my new wife first, then take over the world, Oh dear god in heaven she is so dammed tight how the hell am I supposed to pond this when all I can get is a third inside her.
"Get on hands and knees now don't look at me like that you want this to so do it now or I leave, just like that now this is going to hurt you more than me or just feel really really good for the both of us."
Grabbing her hips I push with all my might which to my surprise is a lot and end up completely buried inside her with my balls resting next to her clit rubbing it making her moan and curse me for notting us together. Have to look into that, must be like with Celaeno, so if that's true the Gilda here is going to be getting preggers with either eggs or foals so let's find out, shall we?

Five hours later we all emerge from the bedroom and I have four very satisfied wives two who happen to be pregnant and three happy and pregnant concubines, don't know how that happened must look into it later while I'm trying to take over the world.
(Bit of a fun fact a horse penis is three to four times bigger than feline genitalia, meaning Gilda had a lion's size vigina, so it was like sticking a square peg of oak into a round hole made of balsa wood with a sledgehammer as backup meaning she won't be wanting any sex for a while until she gets used to having her vajayjay stretched out like it is right now.)

So here I am back outside walking around, seriously why am I walking I have wings and then there's that magic stuff? Why can't I just, what oh I can't fly because my wings need to build up the muscles and as for the magic I need to learn it before I can use it?
"Well, that totally sucks but at least I can ask questions and see, Hey hold on a sec if I have to learn all this crap then how come everyone else around us is using it already I mean I saw some pegasus and griffon troops flying to work this morning and I recall see Ms. Goodfellow teleporting once or twice!"

"Oh quit being a big baby, the reason you have to be taught is that YOU ARE AN ALICORN WHICH MEANS YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL OF THEM COMBINED SO YOU HAVE TO BE TRAINED IN ORDER tO CONTROL YOUR POWERS
" Luna said in the Royal Cantorlot Voice smiling at how I looked the best way to describe it would be like this.

Yes, Einstien, one of my heroes next to Darth Vader and others who will remain nameless for now. So after getting my hair and hearing back to normal I listen to them as they explain what an alicorn is and why I need more training the others Nym even joked about having Ms. Goodfellow helping in my training which got her a group slap when I said I would rather become a celibate monk for the rest of my life.

With all the silliness out of the way, we continued our walking while we discussed what to do about any more surprises like more female attention. According to Luna I still had three more wives come my way and that is something else we need to talk bout with this many women around my triple-wide isn't going to be big enough luckily Jarvis did find floor plans for Modular homes and one very nice mansion Jarvis said we can just recycle the trailers and build true looking homes out of them and other supplies. So with the housing problem out of the way, we could concentrate on more important things like why is a yak girl and a hippogriff both looking at me with tear-filled eyes oh shit two more just showed up. And all I have to say about them is SHWING, my God if all yak girls look like Yona then the ponies are missing out and if not I hit the JackPot. First, off SilverStream let's see what we have, nice ass and perky set of tits can change from a hippogriff to a sea pony is one of the daughters of their queen and she still wants to have me mate with her and take her as a wife I guess they don't have a very good chose in guys back home, oh well. Now we look at Yona and as I said before Yak girls looking like her Pionies be trippin' she has an hourglass figure with both a set of breasts and a posterior that is a wet dream for any guy.

Looking at the others for some help it was Pettle who saved me (she will be getting a very special present later) by saying it would be best to wait until tonight to consummate the relationship.

Ok so now all I have to do is wait for the last two to show up, wait why did I say that it should be only one more girl but I feel like there are two of them out there Aqua feels it also and so does Skyler and Nym, I guess its a changeling thing wait they feed on love so it is a changeling thing. So there are two more out there I wonder who they are and what to be more precise I mean I ha an alicorn, a changeling queen, a yak, a griffon, a hippogriff, three concubine changelings, and a dragon.
What's next, a shadow-powered pony and a centaur, come on fate can't be that mean right, right?

All the while we were walking Yona and Silver I am calling her that because her name is too dam long well the both of them were staying very close to me as in they were holding my hands and having my arms stuck between their bountiful bosom that I didn't care. It was that night that it hit me about all the shit that was going on when I looked into the room that not only had Yona and Silver but all the others naked and ready for me to fuck I could only think of one thing to do and say, so squaring my shoulders I stripped off my clothes and charged into the room screaming.

Hey, when you have a room full of naked women wanting you to have sex with them what the hell are you going to yell?

As the moon had settled beyond the horizon and the sun rose over the land thanks to both my wife the beautiful and sexy Princess of the night Luna and her sister the Princess of the sun who goes by many names like Molestia, Cakelestia, Trollestia, and Celestia the last being her real name bringing us the light of day. The reason I am saying all this is because thunder thighs, the cake addict showed up this morning smiling with a guest in tow. Said guest was trotting up behind Celestia or as I will call her from now on the Cake Eating Troll, I said trotting because this last was a centaur with horns like a bull. It was Luna who introduced us to the new arrival by screaming her name and then firing a blast of magic at the now shocked and cowering um mare I guess. After Troll shielded herself and the new one from Luna on multiple attempts she explained everything and Lady Tirek or as she asked to be called Ti just wanted to be with her lord and try to show the world even power-crazed villains can change if the need is great. All Ti wants is to breed with her lord master and husband she will always be the bottom of the wives pillar but she did care being with him was all she needed to gain back her strength against Equestria. Celestia pulled the centaur away from everything to the only reminder of the oaths she had taking about Equsertia and not the rest of the world besides the rest of us could do that and Ti could take let's say griffonstone and that wouldn't go against the oath she had you take did she? We got a resounding no to that before a voice came from the shadows that Luna remembered and smiled before calling out the mares name Umbra rushing to her and hugging the mare who seemed to just walk out of the shadows.

I really didn't care anymore what Celestia want to say as I just grabbed Ti's hand and led her to the house, once we got there I got busy and proceed to pond that horse cunt till she was a drooling mess. Then when Umbra showed up I didn't stop taking her as well I just upheld my part of being in a herd and fucked every one of my mates twice before sleeping in the arms of Luna where I had a dream about Ti which was nice.

Yes, your eyes were not wrong three foals and she looked nothing like before as for the human say hello to Scorpan. As for Umbra and the others Luna two, a boy and girl, Umbra one boy and one on the way, Nym a colony in the hundreds Silver three set of twins girls and a boy, Yona four two of each, Smolder one dozen eggs unknown until hatched, Celaeno four more eggs two hatched both girls, and as for Aqua Skyler and Pattle, each girl had ten eggs each, sex unknown till hatched.

So you see I will be taken care of in the future with all my children but for right now we must find a way to take over this world but then again all that paperwork, oh did you hear what happened two days ago well of course not or you would have said yes so let's start at the beginning.

I just woke up and seen it was seven in the morning, getting up for me is a chore in its self after all when you have a bed full of beautiful ladies why and who in their right mind would want to leave it? The answer to that would be me, yeah I know what you're saying about that and the answer is none of your fucking business.

As I was saying I woke up got out of bed got dressed and went to meet PA and Shorty (AKA Goodfellow) at my new office which was my old office but with the girls started to redecorate it made it look new. As I sat down there was a call from the power plant. It would seem there is something strange about the energy that brought us here. Oh great, now we might have a real problem I want all personal and their families to gather in the town center in one hour and all military personal to be on red alert, I got a bad feeling that we need to be ready for it. With those words spoken, we all began getting ready for the event that would change the world both worlds.

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