
Celestia Goes Crazy And Stuff
Despite her best efforts to maintain harmony, Celestia can't get the mortal ponies of Equestria to stop hating on each other for more than a millennium. So she's just burn everything.
Despite her cleverly laid-out machinations to bring peace and equality to Equestria (and to resist the temptation to burn every living mortal on sight), Celestia saw to her growing frustration that the wickedness of the common pony was great. So great in fact that, despite being well-aware of the threat of the Windigoes, they choose to despise each other simply for being different.
So she decided “screw this noise, I’m gonna make a new civilization”.
Pity her former student picked the wrong time to pay her a visit.
Part of the Twilight's Bureaucracy series.
- My Tax Policy?
- Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%
- Where The [REDACTED] Did I Go Wrong?!
- Celestia Goes Crazy And Stuff




1978 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
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