My Little Humans: Vegas is Here.

by Laurenfaustsloyalfan

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other
Length: 3809

Years after the Mane 6 go to New York... The CMC go back to the human world... and now... Vegas!

Years after the incident where the Mane 6 were in New York as humans... The Cutie Mark Crusaders: Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom all get together for their own trip to the human world. After appearing in Vegas, they spend the wildest of nights... When Applebloom wakes up to Scootaloo and they're both naked, and finding out that Sweetie Belle is gone... they have to find her... She's their only way back home.

Sequel to My Little Humans: New York is Magic

Published 2012-09-15 13:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-15 13:34:01 UTC

Chapter 1 - Oh Boy....

“It needs to be about 20% Cooler”
Rainbow Dash

“I don’t care if she’s your friend, she owes me a shit ton of money!” He punched Applebloom straight in the eye. Scootaloo reacted and kicked him right in the crotch. They took unconscious Sweetie Belle as they gang pulled out guns and start shooting at them. They ran out the door, and got into their car.

“Wait, Scootaloo! We never learned to drive!” Applebloom yelled, but Scootaloo wasn’t paying attention and floored it, the car shot back in reverse and Sweetie Belle was drooling on the window. The gang got into their cars and went after them, shooting at them. Scootaloo drove onto the main street and shifted into Drive and sped off. A police squad car caught it and went after them, along with the gang.

“Oh man, I love Vegas!” Scootaloo was going as fast as she could, dodging cars. Helicopters were flying over her and more squad cars joined the chase. More cars of the gangs had stopped in front and they all pulled out guns at the three. Applebloom was crying and begging the car roof for forgiveness. Sweetie Belle was waking up and was telling Applebloom to shut up because she was being too loud. Scootaloo grinned and hit the pedal as hard as she could. The car crashed past the gang’s blockade and went off as the other cars sped past chasing them. Scootaloo saw a sharp turn and tried to brake and turn but couldn’t in time, the car flipped over and crashed into an antique shop.

“Oh boy, this is bad...” Applebloom said softly as she looked around the villa, it was completely trashed. She got out of the bed and walked into the living room, looking around for things to put on her aching head. Scootaloo groaned and eventually woke up.

“Oh shit... What happened?” She giggled to herself and got out of bed and put on a robe and saw a nice pair of Pilot Shades and put them on. She walked into the living room where she saw Applebloom with a whole bag of ice on her face, sitting naked on the couch.

“Hey, ‘Bloom... Could you put some clothes on? I like nudity as much as the next guy, but really..” Applebloom didn’t respond and Scootaloo just shrugged and grabbed some snacks. She sat down next to Applebloom as they were both silent for a while. There was a noise in another room and Scootaloo jumped.

“What was that...? I’m gonna check it out... Applebloom, really, put some clothes on, I feel a little weird to have to ask you twice.” Applebloom gave a thumbs up and Scootaloo went to the other room to find out what happened. She opened the bathroom door and saw a man there, breathing heavily and scared. As soon as he noticed Scootaloo he screamed and grabbed something to defend himself.

“Get away from me, you bitch!” Scootaloo just stared for a while, nodded, and closed the door. She checked other rooms, all empty, or with people passed out in them. She went back into the living room where Applebloom had just finished getting dressed. Scootaloo grabbed her pants and shirt and put them on.

“Hey... Scoots... Have you seen Sweetie Belle?” Scootaloo shook her head and Applebloom gulped.

“We’re really in for it now, Scoots. If we can’t find Sweetie Belle, just imagine what Rarity’ll do to u--” Scootaloo tapped her mouth, shaking her head.

“We’ll find Sweetie Belle before we go back to Equestria, promise. She couldn’t have gotten very far.” Applebloom nodded and they both got what spare money they could find and left the villa.

Sweetie Belle groaned and woke up, feeling an excruciating pain in her head. She sat up, she was on the sidewalk of an antique shop. She stood up, and walked along the sidewalk.

“Where am I? What happened? Why do I smell like Scootaloo?” She shook her head and kept walking along the sidewalk. She went into a fast food restaurant and sat by one of the tables. She checked her pockets for some money, and found at least two hundred dollars wrapped tightly. Her eyes went wide and she hid it immediately. She took deep breaths and and tried to calm down.

“Oh fuck, fuck fuck... Don’t tell me I sold Scootaloo again...” She was freaking out and had no idea what to do. Applebloom wasn’t with her, she could have sold Scootaloo again for all she knew. She got up and walked out of the place.

“The villa... they’re probably there, safe and sound.” She nodded and asked for where the villa was and went in that direction.

“Pinkie Pie, have you seen Sweetie Belle? She went off with Applebloom and Scootaloo a while ago and haven’t returned.” Rarity was getting a little worried, but Sweetie Belle was already a mare able to take care of herself. Pinkie Pie shook her head and went back to carefully putting the frosting on a small cupcake when Applejack entered the store.

“Have any of ya’ll seen Applebloom? I know she ain’t a filly no more, but she’s been gone all day and I can’t find her all over town.” Rarity expressed the same problem, and Pinkie Pie shook her head again, trying to finish the cupcake. Twilight then bursted into the cake shop and Pinkie just dropped the decorator bag and turned around to the ponies.

“CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY?!” They all looked at her, and then she hit the decorator bag and it squeezed the last bit of frosting onto the cupcake, finishing it. Pinkie Pie then turned around and went into the kitchen. The three ponies stood silent for a moment before Twilight spoke again.

“Right.... Anyways, girls, I can’t find the scroll that takes us from Equestria to Earth. Have any of you seen it?” The same thought pinged into Applejack and Rarity’s head and they looked at each other and gulped.

“Say... Twilight, you wouldn’t be able to conjure up a spell to take us there, would you?” Pinkie Pie burst out, ever since her time in New York, with the candy from there, she’s been dying to go back. She offered first hand to accompany Twilight there.

“I... suppose I could try and come up with something. Come on Pinkie, I’ll need your help. I’ll bring them back girls, I promise.” Pinkie Pie went giddy and skipped along with Twilight. Applejack and Rarity sighed and followed them.

Scootaloo handed Applebloom a bag of weed and Applebloom began opening it up and took out her bowl. Scootaloo pulled down her shades and took a look from the top of the villa at the city, bustling with people and cars.

“How are we supposed to find Sweetie Belle in all of this?” Scootaloo whispered to herself. Applebloom started coughing a bit and shook it off. Her headache was gone and stood next to Scootaloo. They both looked out as the bathroom door opened and the man came out, walking slowly. They stared at each for a while, until the man just walked out of the room. They went back to looking at the window.

“Scootaloo... What are we gonna do? Sweetie Belle could be anywhere.” Applebloom was starting to get worried. Scootaloo sighed, she couldn’t lie to Applebloom, and simply assuring her wasn’t going to help. They should have brought someone who knew what to do, like Twilight Sparkle, she always has a plan for something.

“I don’t know, Applebloom... But we’ll find her, let’s just sit down and think. We’ll come up with something and we’ll find Sweetie Belle. How much money do we have left?” They both checked their pockets and put on the table a total of 3 dollars and 50 cents. They both looked at each other and sighed.

“What about Sweetie Belle’s purse? Maybe that’s got something.” They checked it and found seventy grand in it. They looked at each other, mouths gaping wide. They closed the purse and sat down.

“Applebloom? What exactly did we do last night?” Applebloom shook her head and immediately took another hit. She took a deep breath and shook her head more.

“I have no fuckin’ idea, Scoots... But now we really have to find her. What if she got taken by some gang or somethin’?” Scootaloo nodded and stood up, putting up her shades, she grabbed the purse and took Applebloom’s hand as they left the villa again.

“Okay... Found two hundred dollars in one pocket, a gun in another. I might have sold Scootaloo again. Everything’s going to be fine. Applebloom’s probably at the villa.” She opened the door to the villa and found it an empty mess. She checked all the rooms and looked everywhere. She sat down and just start tearing up. A maid came in and saw the whole mess with Sweetie Belle crying.

“I expect a raise after this...” She immediately began cleaning up the place, little by little. Sweetie Belle saw a bag of weed. She knows that Applebloom has a thing for it. They could have been here... She thought... She picked up her things and left immediately. The maid just saw her leave and shook her head and went back to cleaning.

The six ponies were making the device to mimic the spell and travel to Earth. Applejack and Rainbow Dash were gathering the materials, Pinkie Pie and Rarity putting things in place. Fluttershy was just sitting in a corner watching, and Twilight was explaining everything step by step.

“Are you sure this is going to work, Twilight? The spell itself was an accident, you said so yourself. This thing could send you to some other place for all we know.” Rarity and Applejack paused for a moment, looking down. Rainbow Dash noticed and stayed quiet.

“I know, but I’m willing to take that risk if it means being able to bring back those three. They could be hurt out there Rainbow Dash, or worse.” They kept working on it. I hope they’re okay... Earth is so dangerous... Anything could happen to them. Twilight thought to herself and tried to get those bad ideas out of her head.

Scootaloo was screaming in the casino, she was losing. Applebloom was just staring blankly at a man in his suit.

“Come on... Give me a seven... Give me a seven!” Everyone cheered and the dice were tossed. Snake Eyes came out and Scootaloo screamed in frustration. Applebloom broke out of her stare and went to Scootaloo.

“Scoots... Aren’t we supposed to be looking for Applebloom? Plus... I can’t find my bag of weed...” Scootaloo sighed and left the table. They had little to nothing left compared to what they had when they found Sweetie Belle’s purse. They left the casino and walked down the sidewalk. It was starting to get dark.

“Should we go back to the villa? Sweetie Belle could be there for all we know.” Applebloom nodded and they were walking back when a shifty man came out of the alley. He held up a big bag of weed. Applebloom stopped in her tracks, staring at it.

“Applebloom, come on, we can’t afford that.” Applebloom sighed and looked down, when an idea popped into her head. She looked at the man and groaned, but she knew what she wanted.

“Let me handle this, Scoots” She took the man by the hand and dragged him into the alley. Scootaloo lowered her shades and her eyes went wide.

“Ew.” She looked the other way.

Sweetie Belle was asking around for her friends, but they were nowhere to be found. She walked into a bar, expecting the same answer. She winced at the bad singing of the person up there. Karaoke Night.... Definitely... She thought to herself, walking up to the bartender.

“Hey! Have you seen my friends around here? One’s got purple hair and is rowdy and somewhat impulsive. The other’s got red hair and a bowtie on it, has a southern accent?” The bartender nodded. Sweetie Belle smiled until the bartender pointed at the Karaoke stand. She knew she was going to have to at least give it a try at singing. She sighed and walked onto the stage, she grabbed the microphone, tapped it lightly.

“Uh... Hi... My name is s-- Uh, you can just call me Sweetie Belle.” A soft song started playing, and everyone went back to their own business. As soon as Sweetie Belle opened her mouth and everyone stopped what they were doing. They all looked at Sweetie Belle. One guy was about to cry from her voice.

“Dude... This is the stuff of angels” The person next to him, sniffling, handed him a handkerchief. Everyone in the bar listening or crying softly to the song. When it ended, they all began clapping immensely. Sweetie Belle never felt this way before, loved and cheered on by so many. Another song came on and she smiled and began singing again. She was going to be there for a while.

“Well alrighty Twilight, it’s done and built. Now what?” Twilight and Pinkie stepped onto the platform, both of them in their human clothes. They hadn’t worn them since the New York incident.

“Push the button, and it should send us to Earth. We’ll bring them back, Rarity, Applejack. I promise.” Rarity and Applejack nodded and Rainbow Dash pushed the button. The platform started to light up and they derezzed and a huge light sparked and then they were gone.

“Gosh... I hope they’ll be okay...” Applejack said with a sigh. Rarity comforted her and they all went their way except Rainbow Dash and Spike who stayed.

The cleaning lady was almost done cleaning the bedroom when a huge light appeared in the living room. She walked in and saw as two women were appearing in it. As they fully came into being and the huge light sparked. She dropped her bag full of trash and simply walked out of the villa.

“It worked! We’re on earth! We’re humans, Pi--” Pinkie Pie was already stuffing her face in candy by the villa’s kitchen. Twilight shook her head and grabbed Pinkie and dragged her outside.

“Come on, Pinkie, we have to find those three.” Pinkie nodded and stood right up, walking with Twilight. They went out into the street and started asking for them. They got different leads for each one. Twilight and Pinkie agreed to split up to make up much more time. It wasn’t until at least thirty minutes of walking did Twilight stop in her tracks.

“Wait a minute... Oh Celestia... What have I done? I let Pinkie Pie walk alone in this world...” Twilight sighed and kept walking trying to keep her mind off of it.

Applebloom left the man, tucking the big bag of weed in her pants. Scootaloo startled up awake and walked with Applebloom.

“Where did you learn to get guys down like that?” Applebloom opened up the bag of weed and smelled it, enjoying the scent. She took out her bowl, giggling.

“Huh? Oh, that? Big Mac taught me” Scootaloo stopped, and lowered she shades, staring at Applebloom in horror. That Apple family’s weird as fuck. She shook her head and got those thoughts out, catching up with Applebloom. Applebloom was enjoying the new weed when she bumped into a woman.

“Hey watch where you-- Lyra? Lyra Heartstrings?” Lyra’s eyes widened and she immediately took off. Applebloom and Scootaloo went after her. Scootaloo tackled her. Applebloom stopped halfway to take another hit and then rushed over to them.

“Lyra, what the hell are you doing here?” Lyra stood up and cleaned herself off. She sighed and lead them to her place.

“This is where I come to escape from Bon Bon, you know... Get a little me time. I can’t do that in Equestria, she follows me everywhere. I love her, you know that... But she never gives me time for myself, it can get so annoying. Ever since Twilight discovered the way to come here, I learned the spell and have been coming here on my own ever since. I just tell Bon Bon that I’m visiting my parents.” Lyra pulled out a cigarette and started smoking.

“You haven’t seen Sweetie Belle around have you? We lost her while we were partying yesterday and now we have no idea where she is.” Lyra sighed, and shook her head. Applebloom got up and exited, Scootaloo looked down and went after her.

“You alright?” Scootaloo said as she stood next to Applebloom and held her hand. Applebloom was tearing up. She kissed Applebloom’s hand and hugged her.

“I just... I don’t know if we’ll even find her anymore Scoots... She could be anywhere... What if we never find h--” Scootaloo closed her mouth, trying hard to cry herself.

“Don’t say that Applebloom, we’ll find her, I promised I would. We will find her. Cheer up.” She gave Applebloom a light kiss and she nodded, smiling a bit as they walked back in. They sat by Lyra who gave them some food and drinks.

“It’s too late now for you two to keep searching, you can stay here for the night. Tomorrow you two can be on your way searching for your friend.” They nodded as they found a spot to lay down together. They fell asleep faster than Lyra expected, and as she saw them sleeping together there, she sighed and looked at her picture of Bon Bon.

“Damn it, Bon Bon... I love you...” She held the picture close and fell asleep herself.

Pinkie Pie entered a club, going to ask for her friends, but everyone was partying and dancing, she just had to join in. She got into the party and dancing with everyone. She got onto the stage and was dancing on it, in front of the DJ, which again looked strangely familiar to her. She jumped into the crowd and they carried her around, jumping and tossing her up and down. She could never resist such fun when it was thrown at her. When she got out of the huge crowed she bumped into someone, who then stopped and talked to her.

“Hey, you look like you love to have fun” The woman said, she had a few piercings and a dark blue with light blue hair and was wearing shades. She handed Pinkie a bag of edible pills and left off with a darker skinned lady who had a bowtie around her neck. The bag had Ecstasy written on it. Pinkie Pie had no idea what it meant, but anyone nice enough to give her a bag of goodies had to be worth trusting. She took a handful and stuffed them into her mouth. Swallowing them all she put the bag in her pants and went on to party.

Sweetie Belle made her out of the bar with a plastic crown, a leather jacket, and a lot more money than what she woke up with. She was smiling and giddy.

“Girls did y--- Oh...” Her smile went away immediately and she sighed, taking off the crown. She tossed it away and kept searching for her friends. It was getting very late, she had to find a place to stay soon or she could get in trouble. She stopped by a cheap motel and bought a room for the night. She took off the jacket and laid in the bed, staring at the ceiling for a while, tearing up and turning over to sleep.

“I hope you guys are okay... Really...” She cried herself to sleep.

Twilight sighed as she was back in the human world. As much as she liked spending time with Owen, she hated it here. Humans were so loud, and rude, and messy. She was asking around for the three girls who were lost here. No one had seen them and it was late at night. She had no money on her so she had no place to stay, and she didn’t have the key to the villa. To make things worse it started to rain.

“Hey, what are you doing out there in the rain Twilight?” Twilight looked over and gasped. She never thought she’d see this person before.

Pinkie Pie was staring at herself in a mirror. Her whole body was tingling in a way she couldn’t describe. She was sweating, everything felt so amazing. The music was pure brilliance in her ears. Everything was beautiful. She walked into the crowd and everything intensified. All the people touching her, either by just rubbing up from dancing, or touching her with their hands. Everything she felt was just purely amazing.

“What’s going on...?” She asked, she didn’t feel this way earlier, but she loved it so much. A man took her and almost carried her out of the crowd, taking her away. She didn’t know this man at all, but she didn’t care, every touch, every tug he made, only increased her pleasure. He took her to the corner and started kissing her neck. Her mind was going nuts with all these feelings. The music, the kissing, the touching.

“I want more!” She took out the bag and ate more of the goodies in there. Her night was only starting.

Twilight got into the car with him, as they were driving off.

“You’re crazy to be walking around in that rain, Twilight. You could have gotten a cold.” Twilight was shaking her head while smiling. She couldn’t believe she’d find him in a place like this.

“I thought you we--”

“Not now, we’ll talk when we get there. It’s been too long, Twilight. I really missed you and the rest of your friends. Are they here?”

“Just Pinkie Pie. We split up to find Rarity and Applejack’s little sisters and their friend. They came here earlier and we’re looking for them.”

“Alright... I guess we’re back together then.”

“Thanks, Owen.”

Pinkie Pie was already topless when she was taken into a car with the guy she just met. They were kissing wildly as he fastened his seatbelt, she did the same. They drove off to his place. When they got in, he was taking off his shirt as she was taking off his pants. She jumped onto the bed and followed, kissing her body wildly. Pinkie Pie didn’t even know what to think of everything she was feeling. She took off her panties as he was taking off his pants and underwear. They got under the covers and proceeded to a lot more than kiss.

“I LOVE THIS WORLD!” Pinkie shouted before the guy clapped and the lights went out.