Ponified Patton Oswalt Interrupts Yet Another Orgy

by Fluid Apple

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Fluttershy, Quibble Pants, Sex, Big Macintosh, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3103

Fluttershy gives her husband a warm wake up in the aftermath of an orgy. That plan fails halfway through.

A Swinger's party was held at a cabin Rainbow Dash owned near the Everfree Forest. The following morning we get a look at Fluttershy giving her husband Big Mac a very happy wake up into the world of the conscious. They make clean, married love to each other until a sudden turn of events gets them up on their hooves.

Kinks: Vanilla sex, mentions of an orgy

This story was inspired by Patton Oswalt's Orgy story. He is one of my all time favorite comedians and when I started writing this story, his own story popped into my head. It makes me so happy to know he is the voice actor for Quibble Pants in the show, so the whole story just came together after that.

This is a gift to manta999 for the Summer Sin Celebration.

Published 2021-08-01 03:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-08-01 03:30:00 UTC

Orgy II: Electric Ponyloo

The sun’s morning glow seeped through the curtains donning the tall windows of a living room. The morning rays were cast on the ponies and air mattresses strewn about the room, nude and sprawled out with the comfort of the latex pads or the bodies of others. The home was a cabin on the outskirts of Ponyville owned by Rainbow Dash, who was hobbling her way down the hall with a bucket of...something with the handle in her mouth. Despite her reputation for afternoon naps, her career in the weather team meant getting up early to do hard work wasn’t something that exactly phased her. As she walked she left a little trail of juices that had dribbled down her leg, something sticky and still drying.

“Mmmnh…”

Fluttershy’s eyes cracked open as her body shifted in red appendages. Next to her nude body on the mattress lay a broken choker. Smacking her lips and licking them, she thirsted for something to drink. Her cyan eyes flicked over them when she felt a hot breath near her ear. It sounded low and deep, and when the thick musk of sex hit her nose it all came crashing back to her. The moaning, the pounding, the swallowing, the thick shafts...it was all a blur. Memories of last night’s fun told of the party put together by Rainbow Dash with ponies around town. It had started like any other with fun party games and snacks but had quickly devolved into depravity as the cider was rolled out. Just as a crowd may slowly close into a dance floor had the crowd trickled onto the mattress pads, in more ways than one. Hooves slid around bodies as dancing had evolved to thrusting and pumping. Whoops and cheers had turned into moans and names called out as the night pressed on. And in the swing of Swinger’s swinging things was Fluttershy bent over couches, laid down on mattresses and stuck between two ponies at once. Memories of servicing others without restraint overpowered the ones of being timid near the beginning. The party had opened something inside of Fluttershy as wide as her legs that night. The owner of the red appendages and low voice was made clear.

Big Macintosh’s legs squeezed the yellow pony tighter as he groaned, kissing at his wife’s neck with his eyes still closed. His hooves grazed over her soft barrel and up to her chin, rubbing it softly as Fluttershy rubbed her hind hooves over his hind legs. One stretched out slowly as the other joined in, both letting out soft long hums as they settled back into each other’s arms. Fluttershy then turned her body around, kissing at his cheek and pressing her hooves against his chest. They rubbed there for some moments as their lips pressed together in soft kisses at first, working deeper and deeper. Both hummed happily in their precious moment as Fluttershy shifted her body on top of Big Mac’s, rolling him on his side to do so. Her hips spread open and her knees straddled his as she climbed on top with a soft smile, pressing her plot against him. They find that he had quite the morning wood, throbbing and leaking a dribble of pre down the shaft. It was still damp from the activities of last night, having been stuck in many a mares in different holes and different ways throughout the night. This would certainly help.

She sighed happily as she rubbed her plot against his thick shaft, already feeling herself growing wetter despite her dehydration. Big Mac cracked open his eyes to look into her cyan ones with a small smirk, one that would be returned once she lifted her ass up to his tip. His large hooves rested at her hips as she sat down on him, letting his thick flathead tip push into her folds with a pop and a gasp. She closed her eyes, whimpering as she sank down slowly down to just half his shaft, making both of them share a moan. They stared into each other’s eyes for some moments, enjoying the warmth of each others’ flesh. As nice as this moment was, they both had a need to fulfill. Flutter’s hips moved up and down slowly, taking long strokes up and down his shaft. She would sit down further, taking more in to straddle him more comfortably as she rode him. Big Mac’s lips hung apart as he let his breaths come out low, rubbing his hooves on her thighs and sides. He groaned as she pushed deeper and deeper, working her way down his shaft as her pussy tightened around it. It didn’t take long for her to establish a slightly faster pace, using her hooves to rub at his chest once more as she leaned down. They traveled over his midsection and up to his neck, appreciating the muscles his hard work on the farm gifted him. Big Mac groaned again as she continued to quicken the pace, now giving him soft moans with each long stroke. He licked his lips and stared at hers, to which she leaned down to kiss him. Their lips moved closer and closer and then they-

Knock knock knock.

The two ponies’ lips were almost locked together when the two ponies stopped to look towards the front door. They then stared at Rainbow Dash as she made her way up the hallway and to the door with a confused expression. With her eyebrows furrowed and head tilted she mutters “Who could be here at this hour…?” When she opened the door she’s met with the faces of Quibble Pants and Clear Sky, to which she recoiled and left the door at a crack with her face sticking out.

“OH. Oh wow um...that’s right you guys are here to look at the cabin.” She gave them a nervous smile and swung her tail up near her crotch to hide the mess she had back there, rubbing her head with a hoof. “A bunch of my friends came by…”

Once she had uttered the word ‘by’ this wave of cooch smog rolls out the crack in the door, immediately scrunching the face of Quibble Pants. Dash stared at him as he stared back, both clearly in shock. Dash saw that he has smelled it, and he saw that she saw he had smelled it. The smell had sent him back to a very colorful romp in the ball pit when they met at the Daring Do con. Not only could Clear Sky not know about that wonderful experience, but she could also not know what was happening behind that door. They both stared at each other for only a couple of moments, having made a subtle agreement that flew under Clear Sky’s radar entirely. Instead of all three adults turning away and saying their goodbyes, Rainbow decided to double down.

She announces to the couple loud enough for the whole cabin to hear, “Would you like a tour of the house?” Rainbow waved her hoof erratically behind the door to signal the dozens of ponies in the cabin to get out of there. She kept the door cracked for a few more seconds as she retained very uncomfortable wide-eyed eye contact with Quibble. Clear Sky looked back and forth between the two, seemingly unaware of what was going on since she couldn't see anything past the crack. Behind Rainbow there were ponies moving from mattress to mattress shaking others awake. Ponies of all colors were waking up and getting going with groans, most still half asleep as they moved as fast as they could. Ponies were pulling on robes and hats and anything else to cover themselves with to hide the residue of last night’s activities.

Quibble stared at Rainbow for what seemed like an eternity with a mix of shock and irritation. Clear Sky put a hoof to his shoulder and shook it. He shook his head out from space and replied aloud for the entire cabin to hear, “Of course we’d like to tour the house!” because Clear Sky needed to have no suspicion if he wanted her to maintain her sanity, something that his stare was making very clear to Rainbow. The two ponies stepped into this enchanted orchard of pubic shrubbery and low-hanging fruit as half-naked ponies scattered in all different directions.

Fluttershy was looking towards the door during the very uncomfortable exchange, eyes widening when Rainbow waved her hoof. To all sides of her there are ponies scrambling for their things and she knew she had to act fast. Despite the passionate moment she and Big Mac shared she used whatever will power she had to slide off his cock quickly with soft whimpers. It came out with a soft pop and a gasp from her, sending juices down onto Big Mac’s crotch. She then hurriedly scrambled off his body as he raised himself to sit up, grabbing some sheets to cover their bodies. The two ponies’ eyes darted around for an escape before Fluttershy spotted a nearby bedroom. They both share a look before they nod and dart into that bedroom with bed sheets in tow, just as Quibble, Clear Sky and Rainbow walk in together.

When she closed the door she saw Rainbow keeping her front to the two as much as possible to hide what was leaking behind her. Once the door was shut the two put their behinds to the door and shared a worried look. How were they going to get out of there? Fluttershy looked down to see Big Mac rubbing his hind legs together while sporting a still-very-large erection underneath.

She wrapped her hooves around his neck and whispered, “Don’t worry. We’ll get that taken care of. But first we need to get out of here!”

There was a shuffle in the bed followed by a fit of snorts and giggles before a pink fluffy mane pops out of the sheets followed by a brown fluffy mane. It was Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, who was holding a balloon animal that looked impossibly like him. “Pinkie! This isn’t what I meant when I asked you to blow me!” He giggled and smacked a pillow in her face. She let out another fit of giggle snorts before she pounced on top of him and kissed him on the lips. “I couldn’t help it! The joke basically wrote itself!”

The short and sweet moment was interrupted by the clearing of Big Mac’s throat, making the couple in bed jump. “Hey uh...you two. We need to get going.” Fluttershy nodded and spoke too. “That’s right, there’s people here to check out the cabin today. We really need to hurry and go!” Though her voice was soft it still provided the urgency needed. Pinkie and Cheese nodded and then turned to each other.

“Quickie?”

“Leave?”

“Quickie then leave.”

A nod from Cheese. “Quickie then leave.”

Fluttershy cracked open the door for her and Big Mac to make a smooth exit as their friends jumped onto each other. They closed the door just in time for a caught-off-guard Photo Finish to announce to everyone “Oh my goodness uh....ze cleaning lady did not come by!” Fluttershy along with everyone else rolled their eyes. Oh you’re not even fucking trying.

Quibble Pants tried to hitch along with that statement, trying to cling to some semblance of normality for the sake of Clear Sky. “Ohhhh yeah the cleaning lady didn’t come by on a Sunday at 10 AM. You should fire her!” He cleared his throat and looked straight at Dash with a glare, speaking out through his teeth. “Entirely unprofessional.” Dash just returned a painfully nervous smile and rubbed the back of her head with a hoof.

She was just about to continue the tour when a brown coated pony came out of the bathroom wearing a pink pair of too-tight sweatpants with the words ‘JUICY’ written across the crotch. Button Mash had spent the night with not one, but two mares. Since they had spent the whole night welcoming him to the world of adulthood via all kinds of sexy, the ‘juicy’ attribute was probably factually accurate. Without any kind of questioning or prompting Button Mash stood up on his hind legs and announced to the entire cabin “Well goodbye everypony I’m leaving!”, thereby turning the heads of everypony, stopping everyone in their tracks. They watched as he opened the sliding glass door and walked out into the Everfree Forest, much to the confusion of everypony. As he disappeared into the treeline there is a resounding cry of horror before he’s seen darting out of the forest into a completely different direction. Quibble and Dash say nothing as they chauffeur Clear Sky into the master bedroom.

By this point ponies were hurriedly milling out of the cabin back towards town. Poor Big Mac had walked about the cabin with a painfully-strong erection swinging between his legs. Seeing everyone naked even as he attempted to hide himself was especially arousing. He didn’t realize his breaths were strained until they got out into the sunshine through the glass door. They discarded the sheets near the door and made their way outside. Fluttershy spotted a shed nearby, looking at it and Big Mac’s erection before leading him to it. They got inside the musty structure before Fluttershy pushed the door shut and locked it. She then stepped towards Big Mac slowly, staring him right in the eyes.

“Big Mac. You and I are going to take care of this. I need you. And you need me.” She backed the large red farm pony in the corner, who seemed taken aback by the shy pony’s forwardness. She seethed, feeling the pulsing in her loins as she pressed him against the wall. “So you’re going to use that fat cock. And you’re going to love me.” She pressed a deep kiss to his lips and pressed her hooves against his hard chest. The kiss was needy and desperate, lasting only a moment before Fluttershy pushed past him and put her hooves against the wall behind him. She lifted her tail, letting the thick aroma of her passion waft through the air. Big Mac wasted no time to position himself behind her, he reared up on his haunches to hold onto her shoulders. He lined himself up with her entrance and pushed himself inside with a grunt, jamming himself well inside her. She gasped and trembled in the knees, dipping down before regaining her footing, if not spreading herself wider. He took a couple steps forward to feed his shaft all the way inside, adjusting his footing as well as they both adjusted to each others’ flesh. Big Mac then wasted no time, pulling his hips back and thrusting inside again, keeping a moderate yet hard pace at first as they both breathed hard. Fluttershy was the first to give small moans as she looked back at the stallion.

“Mmmmph. Yes! Big Mac. Jam it in there!” She closed her eyes and hung her mouth open, giving him hungrier moans as she pressed her cheek against the wooden wall of the shed. She did her best to keep her body horizontal, pushing herself back against his thrusts.

“Huhhh...Flutters…” Big Mac let his mouth hang open as well, leaning down and ramming his shaft into the yellow pony’s pussy at the same pace. The two huffed and grunted as Big Mac used her body for his pleasure, pumping his hips faster and faster against her ass. Fluttershy’s body rocked back and forth with each thrust, unable to steady herself against his power. She could only hold onto the wall and keep her voice as low as she could so as not to raise suspicion.

Big Mac’s cock throbbed enough to stretch her walls wider as he adjusted himself on top of her more. Fluttershy lost her grip on the wall and slid down enough that her face was smashed into the corner between the wall and the floor. Her hair draped over her face, brushing across the residues of last night’s mash ‘n’ smash. She shut her eyes and let out louder and higher moans as Big Mac grit his teeth, having made sure to pummel the poor yellow pony into the floor until her body trembled. Her hooves slid on the floor over and over as she tried to get up before she ultimately gave up, resting there with her ass up to take just what he gave her. His grunts and her cries soon reached a resounding crescendo as her whole body jolted with a final cry.

“I love you!!”

As soon as she came Big Mac leaned over her and let out a long cry into her ear, mashing his cheek into the side of her head just as he did with his hips onto her plot. His large cock sent a thick rope of seed inside to splatter Fluttershy’s womb enough to make her jolt again, adding to her orgasm. The second, third, fourth, fifth, and even sixth shots were enough to make her jolt, if less and less each time. Big Mac let his cries die down into her ear, his body relaxing as he unloaded his blue balls into her. Her pants were short at first but curtailed into a long sigh followed by shorter breaths. Both their chests heaved as Big Mac stayed inside. After enjoying these few moments together Fluttershy groaned in discomfort. She managed to reach back with a hoof and tap his shoulder a couple times, to which he nodded and eased himself off of her back. Pulling himself out of her makes them both suck in a breath, exhaling once he’s free. His shrinking cock hung down towards the ground, dripping their love onto the floor. More of his thick load dribbles out down her thigh as she lowers herself to lay on the dirt floor to catch her breath. Big Mac lays right next to her on his side, pressing his chest close to hers and resting his chin atop her head.

At this point the sliding glass door opened and voices could be heard coming closer. Fluttershy’s ear twitched when she heard Clear Sky speak up from outside, briefly seeing the couple pass their window.

“...I think that everyone in that cabin was fucking each other.”

Author's Note

This is my first clopfic. I hope you enjoyed! There are a few quotes from Patton Oswalt's story that I felt belonged in here.