A Royal Demand

by Jest

Rating: mature
Tags: Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 5686

Twilight has embraced her inner whore, fucking every mare that catches her eye. Thank the stars she cant get them pregnant. Right?

Twilight has embraced her inner whore, fucking every mare that catches her eye. Thank the stars she cant get them pregnant. Right?

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Kink Pregnant sex, impregnation, stomach bulge, cum inflation, futa on female.

Published 2021-08-01 00:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-08-01 00:00:02 UTC

A Surprise Noone Saw Coming

The castle of friendship was usually known for its quiet, endless crystal hallways, and numerous stacks of books, most of which resided on some manner of shelf. Recently however, Twilight’s residence had taken a bit of a turn, and it was now known for mostly smelling like sex. The quiet had also been replaced with the distant sound of moans, and soft plap of an alicorn's hips hitting the backside of some mare.

Today was no different, as Twilight Sparkle was balls deep inside of a certain wall eyed pegasus mare known for her poor luck. Said mare was moaning loudly, her legs splayed in all directions as her lover thrusted into her stuffed pussy. Cum occasionally gushed from her already full womb, yet neither party seemed ready to stop just yet.

Despite the fact that Derpy was sporting a bulging midsection so large that she looked ready to deliver another foal or two. She didn't seemed bothered by this however, and merely used a forehoof to ensure her quaking belly didn't get in the way. Allowing Twilight Sparkle to continue burying her titanic tool into Derpy’s well loved, and well stretched honeypot.

That didn't stop her remarkably large teets from occasionally pressing against Twilight’s crotch, though that was a bonus in the alicorn’s mind. Twilight was turning into a bit of a breast mare as time passed, and the added padding certainly didn't hurt matters one bit. She didn't even care that they were both rather sweaty, which made sense given the long hours they had spent fucking like a pair of wild animals.

The scent of sex was powerful in the large bedroom, and even with the window open it was all either mare could smell. Not like they cared, as they were both passionately making out, too oblivious to notice much of anything at that point.

This too, was an increasingly common occurrence, one that Twilight reveled in with no small amount of enthusiasm. If there was anything she enjoyed more then books, or learning, it was fucking load after load of virile alicorn seed into a hot, willing mare’s womb. Which was exactly what she was about to do, her balls already churning as they prepared another ejaculation.

“Ready for more my dear?” Twilight asked after pulling back.

“Fucking give it to me baby,” Derpy whispered huskily.

“As you command,” Twilight replied.

Drawing up to her full height, Twilight Sparkle tensed her muscles and redoubled her pace. The soft plap of her nuts slamming against Derpy’s ass became constant, and grew in volume to the point that it almost rendered their moans inaudible. Which was quite difficult given that Derpy was moaning loudly, muttering Twilight’s name over and over again.

Which only spurned the alicorn on to even greater heights of lust, her cock repeatedly slamming against the other mare’s cervix. With each impact Derpy twitched, the pegasus writhing in pleasure as she came over and over again. Then with one final thrust, Twilight rammed her hips forward with enough force to make Derpy’s bloated belly slosh loudly.

“Cumming!” Twilight shouted.

With a grunt, the alicorn began to unload into the other mare, depositing yet another titanic load into her already stuffed womb. With each spurt, Derpy’s belly grew, until the mare was forced to clutch at it with both forehooves, her moans having become unintelligible. All that Twilight could pick out was her name mixed in with several dozen expletives, some in another language.

Twilight merely grinned as her balls pumped more and more seed into her partner. Finally it ended nearly a minute later, with Twilight falling on top of Derpy, her weight resting primarily on the pegasus’s waist. The alicorn didn't want to inadvertently push out any of her seed after all, as she knew her mares always enjoyed carrying a small peice of her around all day.

With a smile on her face, Twilight leaned down and planted a kiss on the other pony’s lips. “Enjoy yourself?” Twilight asked.

Derpy nodded eagerly. “You’re still the best lay I’ve ever had, Twilight.”

“You aren't half bad yourself you know. I can't believe you’ve taken so much,” Twilight remarked, gesturing down to the mare’s pregnant looking belly.

Derpy giggled. “I have experience carrying around this much weight.”

“Heh. I guess you would,” Twilight muttered. “So do you want to meet up again next week by chance? Maybe sometime around six so we can get a chance to just hang out again?”

“Hang out? You aren't asking me on a date are you?” Derpy replied, booping the alicorn’s nose.

“I might be,” Twilight admitted.

“Well you have been pumping me full of your cum for a few weeks now so I guess a first date is overdue,” Derpy admitted.

“So you’re interested?” Twilight asked in a hopeful tone.

Derpy flashed the alicorn a smile. “I’ll have to check my calendar but it sounds good.”

“Oh this is great. I can hardly wait,” Twilight declared, planting another kiss on the pegasus’s lips.

“You’re going to have to pull out of me sometime, you know. I do have a job to get back to. Soon, preferably,” Derpy replied, squeezing down around the alicorn’s cock in emphasis.

Twilight blinked, and glanced down. “Oh right. Sorry about that. Give me a second.”

The alicorn grunted before pulling back and slowly removing her still partially hard cock from the pegasus’ pussy. The process was a bit slower than it needed to be, but given Twilight’s sheer, titanic size, it made sense that things were not easy. After taking several steps back, the alicorn finally managed to pull her cock from her lover’s depths, the tip emerging with a wet squelch. Followed by a flood of seed that quickly gathered into a small pool on Twilight’s bed.

“There we are,” Twilight muttered as she shakily rose to her hooves once more.

Derpy chuckled as she too got up, noting that the majority of the cum inside of her flowed out by the time she was off the bed. Where she pressed a hoof between her dangling teets and expelled the last bit onto the floor. With that done, the pegasus smiled and planted a kiss on Twilight’s lips.

“Thanks cutie. That was fun,” Derpy whispered.

Twilight giggled nervously. “Yeah that was really good. I can't wait to see you again.”

“Same. Try not to have too much fun without me,” Derpy replied, flashing the alicorn a mischievous grin before turning and flying out the window.

The alicorn watched her lover fly away, her flight path as erratic as ever, except now she was also dribbling a thin line of jizz from her gaping pussy. Only when Derpy was completely out of sight did Twilight finally turn to leave, her horn already glowing brightly. With a flash of magic she had cleaned the room, disposed of her jizz, and sent the laundry to the basement.

“There we are. Now then, let's see what else is on the schedule today,” Twilight muttered to herself.

Trotting out of the room, Twilight made her way downstairs, the alicorn humming a tune as she did so. As she passed the sitting room, she noticed that Spike was resting on the couch, a comic in his claws and a letter in his lap.

“Good afternoon Spike,” Twilight greeted.

“Oh good you’re finally done,” Spike muttered, rising from his seat. “This was sent a couple hours ago.”

Twilight blinked, her gaze wandering over the familiar seal of princess Celestia. “This is from Tia! Why didn't you bring it to me sooner?”

“Well its not an emergency, and I didn't feel like seeing you fucking another of our neighbors again,” Spike deadpanned, thrusting the letter into Twilight’s hooves.

“I er…” Twilight coughed. “I said I was sorry.”

“Sorry wont cleanse my memories of that horrible image,” Spike retorted.

Twilight sighed. “Right. Let's see what she needs.”

The alicorn pulled open the letter and began to read.

“Dear Twilight, I was hoping to speak to you again soon. I feel like I wasn't clear the last time we spoke so I was hoping to clear a few things up. Yours, princess Celestia,” Twilight concluded. “Huh. I wonder what that's about.”

“Maybe she didn't want you to fuck everyone this side of the crystal empire,” Spike replied.

“I have not… oh there's more,” Twilight squinted. “P.S, try not to have anymore sex before you arrive. Why would she add that?”

“Maybe she gave you some really intense version of herpes and she doesn't want you spreading it anymore,” Spike offered.

Twilight rolled her eyes. “I don't think that's even possible. Alicorns are immune to nearly all diseases, and I test myself every three days just to be certain. Also we haven't had sex.”

“Or you’re super virile and you’ve knocked up every partner you’ve had,” Spike exclaimed.

“That's ridiculous. Don't you know your biology Spike? You can't knock someone up if they aren't ovulating,” Twilight explained.

Spike shrugged. “Those rules may not apply to alicorns.”

Twilight shook her head. “They might not, but I’m not the one getting fucked.”

“Augh stop dropping the f bomb. It's weird when you say it,” Spike complained, shuddering in disgust.

“Well I guess I won't be home for dinner tonight. Do you want some bits for pizza?” Twilight asked.

“Nah. I think I’m just going to go back over to the Rarity’s for supper,” Spike stated as he walked back over to the couch and flopped back down with his comic book.

“Rarity’s? Since when has that been a thing?” Twilight questioned.

Spike glanced over the top of his magazine and shot the mare a smirk. “Wouldn't you like to know?”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “We’ll talk about this later once I’m back from Canterlot.”

“Sure sure. Have fun,” Spike dismissively replied, his nose already buried in his comic.

Twilight hummed to herself, silently contemplating whether or not she should remain, only to shrug her shoulders in defeat. Leaving the letter on an end table, the alicorn walked to the exit, swiftly putting the castle in her rear view. She wanted to go straight to the train station, only to be stopped when she heard a familiar growl.

“Oof. I forgot to eat lunch again,” Twilight muttered to herself as she rubbed her rumbling belly. “Let's stop by Sugarcube Corner.”

She made it a dozen more feet before stopping again. “Spike’s right. I really do talk to myself a lot,” Twilight remarked.

“You’re only realizing that now?” asked a passing Cheerilee.

“I knew it before!” Twilight retorted, cheeks red.

Cherrilee shrugged and kept walking. “Coulda fooled me.”

Twilight snorted, and picked up the pace, making her way swiftly to the entrance of her favorite shop in Ponyville. There she found the place mostly empty, with a bored and slightly antsy looking Pinkie Pie suddenly leaping from her seat.

“Oh Twilight! Just the mare I was looking for!” Pinkie Pie proclaimed, grabbing the alicorn by the shoulders. “There is no time to explain. I need a favor from you.”

Twilight blinked, and pushed the other pony back. “Hold on a second. What kind of favor?”

“I need you to fuck my boss,” Pinkie Pie replied.

“You mean Mrs Cake?” Twilight asked.

Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes. “No I mean Mr Cake. Well actually he might like that, but that's a story for another time. What I need you to do is have sex with his wife.”

“Well I uh…” Twilight frowned. “Hold on. How do I know she even thinks of me like that?”

“Because she's super horny since Carrot went to compete on that baking show, and she heard about our little fun times and wants in,” Pinkie Pie explained. “Huh. I guess there was enough time to explain.”

“Does it have to be right now?” Twilight replied.

“Yes, now go. She's on the second door on the left!” Pinkie Pie declared, shoving Twilight towards the stairs.

“Wait, can I at least get a coffee and a donut to go?” Twilight whined.

“Sure, whatever, now git!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, shoving the drink and food into Twilight’s hooves.

The alicorn awkwardly climbed the stairs while trying to chug her drink and eat her snack. Despite her hoof eye coordination still being terrible, she managed to ascend to the top floor without spilling anything. Standing outside what she could only assume was a bedroom, Twilight tipped back the last of her coffee and swallowed hard.

“Am I really doing this?” Twilight muttered to herself after placing the cup aside, hoof hovering over the door handle. “This does seem weirdly convenient.”

“Stop talking to yourself and fuck my boss!” Pinkie Pie shouted from down stairs.

“Well it has almost been ten minutes since I got laid,” Twilight remarked, then shrugged. “Fuck it.”

Pushing open the door, Twilight was surprised to find that the shades had been drawn, and that Mrs Cake was laying spread eagle directly in front of her. The older mare was also bound by numerous thick black ropes that secured her hooves to the posts of her bed. Not only that but the cords ran up her legs, and across her body, subtly framing her exposed pussy, as well as her enormous breasts.

Tearing her gaze from the mare’s absolutely mammoth teets, Twilight found that Mrs Cake was wearing a blind fold as well as collar.

“Pinkie dear, is that you? Have you come to tease your pretty little pie again?” Mrs Cake asked in a seductive tone, wiggling her hips as she did so.

“Actually it's uh, Twilight,” muttered the alicorn.

“Even better!” Mrs Cake proclaimed. “Want to fuck an old mare’s brains out?”

“Well I uh…” Twilight’s jaw hung open as she felt her gaze inevitably drawn to the mare’s bountiful breasts, each one of which was bigger than the alicorn’s head.

“You can fondle them if you like,” Mrs Cake remarked, wiggling her hips and making her teets jiggle around.

“Don't mind if I do,” Twilight muttered.

Stopping just long enough to close the door behind her, Twilight swiftly trotted up to the bound pony and crawled between her legs. The alicorn’s cock throbbed, and though she was tempted to immediately bury herself in Mrs Cake’s pussy, Twilight held back. At least for the moment, as she was too enraptured by just how big, and round her newest lover’s rack was.

Twilight wondered how she had never noticed them before, as they likely hung down to the mare’s knees. Either way, Twilight didn't care, not about that particular mystery, the weirdness that her life had recently become, or even that she might miss her train. There was a new sexual partner to satisfy and a pair of tits to motorboat.

Pressing her face in the great valley betwixt, Twilight buried herself in tit flesh, lavishing the mare in frequent small kisses. She then moved to the left teet, and sucked briefly on the large nipple, her hooves already squeezing away. Their pleasure seemed mutual, as Mrs Cake immediately began to moan the second Twilight’s lips met her body.

The alicorn didn't stop there though, and kneaded whatever tit flesh she couldn't fit into her mouth. Releasing it with a pop, Twilight watched as the teet jiggled and shook before moving onto the other. This time she alternated between kisses, gentle nibbles, and kneading, all while her cock grew even harder.

They were the perfect pair of teets, and Twilight never wanted to leave them. She wondered if Derpy would allow her to test a growth spell, as Twilight didn't want this to be her only chance with a pair of tits this big. Either way she enjoyed her time with them, pushing off the actual intercourse for as long as she could.

Despite how much fun she was having, Twilight couldn't ignore her own burning arousal for more than a few minutes however. She was also starting to feel rather bad at about the five minute mark, as it smelled like Mrs Cake had been there for a while. It also seemed like the older mare had been ready to go since before Twilight walked in, given that her pussy was soaked, and gaped visibly.

“Alright. I’m going to put it in now,” Twilight muttered somewhat regretfully, the alicorn rising up to mount the mare.

“Oh good. I didn't want to tell you no, but I really need a dick in my right now,” Mrs Cake replied.

“Did Pinkie Pie tell you how big I am?” Twilight asked as she lined up her hips.

“She told me you were the biggest she's ever had,” Mrs Cake answered. “Though she didn't exactly give me any dimensions.”

“Well then. You’ll find out shortly,” Twilight declared.

The alicorn drew back her hips, contemplated going slow, and then promptly ignored that impulse. With a powerful thrust, the mare rammed the head of her cock into Mrs Cake’s pussy, spreading her wide.

“Oh goodness!” Mrs Cake exclaimed. “Keep going dear. Don't stop until you’ve hilted me!”

Twilight grinned. “As you wish.”

The alicorn didn't know where this sense of domination came from, but whatever its origin, she couldn't help but feel empowered by it. So with nostrils flaring, and wings spread, Twilight thrust once more, ramming over half of her mammoth cock into her partner.

“Fuuuuck,” Mrs Cake moaned, her entire body trembling. “Your bigger than my husband.”

Twilight chuckled. “You haven't even reached the medial ring yet.”

Mrs Cake gasped. “Stars above. Pinkie Pie was right.”

“Want me to slow down?” Twilight offered, despite already knowing the answer.

“No way. I need this dick more than anything I’ve ever needed before,” Mrs Cake replied.

“Good. Because there is no way I’m slowing down until I’ve fucked a fat load into this tight pussy of yours,” Twilight declared.

Mrs Cake shuddered. “Stars above that is hot.”

Twilight drew her hips back slightly before slamming forward, wiggling towards her partner in the process. Ramming through what little resistance she felt in Mrs Cake’s well lubricated hole, Twilight shuffled closer once again. Though it took a bit of doing due to just how big she was, Twilight managed to stuff nearly the entirety of her cock into Mrs Cake in only a few pushes.

Even the medial ring took only a slight shift in her hips to get it inside the mare,and now there was only an inch or so left. This was always Twilight’s favorite part, and she watched closely as she drew back one final time before ramming her way inside. The thick head of her dick pushed through Mrs Cake’s folds and banged against her cervix, drawing forth a startled yelp from the older mare.

“Are you where I think you are?” Mrs Cake muttered in shock.

Twilight chuckled. “Oh yeah. You can even see it on your belly.”

The alicorn leaned down and ran a hoof over the small bulge in the mare’s midsection, causing another surprised gasp from the milf.

“You werent kidding,” Mrs Cake remarked. “Now I want to see if your load is as big as Pinkie Pie says it is.”

“Well you wont have to wait long, because I am hard as fuck,” Twilight exclaimed.

“Good. Don't bother taking it slow. I want this real bad, and Pinkie Pie has been teasing me all morning,” Mrs Cake replied.

Twilight smirked. “That's exactly what I wanted to hear.”

The alicorn then drew back her hips, and slammed inside once more, a motion she quickly began to repeat. Watching closely as the small bulge appeared and disappeared, Twilight felt her gaze drawn back down to the other mare’s tits. The massive teets were an impressive, and alluring sight, one that Twilight couldn't help but stare at.

Though distracted by jiggling boobs, the alicorn never stopped, nor slowed her rapid pace. She wanted this bad, and she wasn't about to give up now.

Her balls slapped audibly against Mrs Cake’s remarkably large butt, causing even more of the other mare to jiggle. The sight was surprisingly erotic, and Twilight could feel her orgasm begin to build even after only a few minutes had passed. She didn't mind though, as Mrs Cake already seemed close to cumming herself, which happened only a few seconds later.

“Holy fffffuck,” Mrs Cake muttered, biting down on her lip as her body trembled.

Hot marecum splashed against Twilight’s cock, while the alicorn pushed herself deep, and rubbed the head of her cock against Mrs Cake’s cervix. The strange, magical elasticity given to her partners always made this particularly pleasurable for the mares. A fact which remained true even then, as Mrs Cake came so hard that she nearly passed out from the sheer pleasure she felt.

The moment she was done, Twilight went right back to pounding milf pussy like she had just gotten out of prison. Each jack hammer-like thrust caused the older mare’s body to jiggle in some way, as well as drawing out another moan of pleasure. A fact Twilight rather enjoyed, as a vocal partner always boosted her self confidence, and helped her know what the other enjoyed.

The older mare seemed to enjoy having her pussy ravaged by a monstrous cock capable of penetrating all the way to her womb. Twilight liked this as well, though she also found the fact that she was fucking someone elses wife particularly pleasurable. The alicorn didn't want to dwell on this for long, and quickly put it out of her mind, distracting herself with a pair of jiggly tits.

Watching them as they bounced and shook seemed to clear Twilight’s head of all thoughts, save of course for an overwhelming desire to fuck. Which she eagerly indulged in, her wings flapping randomly as she pounded the earth pony’s pussy. Using a bit of her own earth pony magic, Twilight increased her own strength in order to really give it to her partner.

Thankfully Mrs Cake was every bit as resilient as she appeared, as the mare began to push back as best as she could. It wasn't much, but feeling the other pony’s hips rise slightly to meet her thrusts made Twilight grin like a school filly. Everything was perfect, and Twilight knew it wouldn't be long as already she could feel the seed churn in her balls.

“I’m nearly there,” Twilight muttered between grunts.

“Me too. Just a little more,” Mrs Cake replied.

Twilight gripped the other mare’s hips a little tighter and used a bit of pegasus magic to give her an even bigger speed boost. The dull slap of wet flesh soon became so constant, and rapid that anyone who happened to be listening on the door wouldn't be able to hear the start of one thrust and the end of the next. All they could hear was a constant smack punctuated by a grunt or moan from Twilight or Mrs Cake.

Provided of course her own moans didn't render them inaudible.

Not only did Twilight maintain the fastest pace her body was capable of, but the alicorn also pulled nearly all the way out with every thrust. Filling the mare completely each time their hips met, Twilight was determined to give the older pony the best deep dicking of her life. For her part, Mrs Cake would have agreed to this, provided she was capable of speech, which she wasn't at the moment.

All she could do was mutter incoherently, her every word turning into a nonsensical mix of muttered words and whorish moaning. Twilight bit down her bottom lip, her grip tightening on the other mare’s hips even more. Seconds ticked by as the alicorn resisted the urge to cum, using every trick she had picked up.

“C-cumming!” Mrs Cake cried, her entire body suddenly becoming rigid.

Twilight released her now bloody lip, and thrusted forward one final time, ramming her cock head firmly against the mare’s cervix. It almost felt like she was going to penetrate that final barrier though in the end she wasn't able to. Not like Twilight cared, as she was busy cumming so hard that stars briefly danced across her vision.

“Holy fuck,” muttered the alicorn.

Her balls churned, and seed all but erupted into the other mare with the force of an erupting volcano. Jizz potent enough to impregnate a small village was forced directly into Mrs Cake’s quickly filling womb.

Within seconds the baker’s belly began to bulge, quickly growing large enough to make the sizable indent of Twilight’s cock vanish from sight. Over and over Twilight came, all while her own body was as stiff as a board, hips pressed firmly against Mrs Cake’s mound. Twilight didn't move a muscle the entire time, though she never even tried.

“Take it all,” Twilight grunted. “Take every last drop!”

“Oh fuck you’re filling me up so much. It feels amazing,” Mrs Cake moaned.

“Just a little more and you’ll look like you’re ready to give birth,” Twilight exclaimed.

Mrs Cake shuddered. “I can feel it. It's like I’m pregnant with the twins all over again.”

For some reason that sentence was enough to turn Twilight on even more, and she came even harder. Depositing enough seed into her partner’s womb to leave the milf bloated in the extreme. So much so that the ropes that bound her were beginning to strain as they tried to contain her humongous stomach.

Then it stopped, and Twilight lurched forward the alicorn awkwardly leaning over the mare’s belly in order to plant a light kiss on the mare’s lips. Unsure if she should continue the embrace, Mrs Cake answered this question for the alicorn by leaning against the touch. Together they made out for several minutes before breathlessly falling away from one another.

Twilight fell to her butt, cock still planted firmly in Mrs Cake’s pussy, while the baker went slack in her bindings.

“That was amazing,” Twilight muttered.

“No kidding. You were…. Phenomenal,” Mrs Cake added.

Twilight blushed. “Daw thanks, Mrs Cake.”

“Please, call me Cup Cake,” replied the earth pony.

“Sure thing Cup Cake,” Twilight swiftly stated.

“Before you go, could you remove this blindfold? I want to see what I look like,” Mrs Cake asked.

“Sure,” Twilight replied, using her magic to do just that.

“Oh wow. I really do look pregnant,” Mrs Cake muttered, her eyes going wide. “With triplets no less.”

“Ha. I wouldn't worry about that. It's not heat week quite yet,” Twilight explained.

“No kidding. If it was, well I wouldn't be surprised if I was carrying a whole litter of your foals,” Mrs Cake added.

“Oh uh. I just realized I should probably get going but could we uh…” Twilight trailed off.

“You can come down and fuck me any day any time,” Mrs Cake answered with a smile, the older mare licking her lips hungrily. “I’d even let you fuck me in front of my husband or the entire shop.”

Twilight’s cock twitched suddenly, and the alicorn gulped.

“Someone enjoyed that,” Mrs Cake teased. “Heck if you were into it we could even get Pinkie Pie in here next time. Chances are she’d love that, wouldn't she?”

“Yes please!” shouted a familiar voice from the other side of the door.

Mrs Cake chuckled. “Well you better get going then. And don't worry about me. I think Pinkie Pie is going to enjoy the cream pie we just made for her.”

Twilight chuckled. “Right. Thanks again this was… quite something.”

The alicorn awkwardly crawled backwards off the bed, her cock slipping out of the mare with a loud squelch. Again, a small river of cum gushed from the earth pony’s pussy, though the majority somehow remained inside. Twilight then gave her seemingly gravid lover one last look over, and after banishing the temptation to stay, left.

“She's all yours,” Twilight announced as she passed Pinkie Pie in the hallway.

“Yes! Thank you Twilight, you’re the best!” Pinkie Pie shouted in glee.

“No problem Pinkie, see you soon!” Twilight exclaimed, her gaze lingering on the bulge in Pinkie Pie’s midsection.

The alicorn walked back downstairs, and quickly noticed that it was completely empty in the small shop. Not only that but Pinkie Pie had even flipped the sign over, indicating that they were closed briefly for ‘lunch’. Chuckling to herself, Twilight slipped out the door, and began her trot to the train station.

Twilight yawned as she walked through the gates of Canterlot castle. “Wow, that was a nice nap, and a quiet trip. Weird though. I half expected to run into someone I knew,” the mare muttered to herself.

Shrugging off the weirdness of the situation, Twilight made her way towards Celestia’s study. If the other princess wasn't there at the moment, she would be as soon as she knew Twilight had arrived. Either way the young princess of friendship was looking forward to a nice chat with her mentor.

She nodded to the pair of guards outside the door, and made her way inside after they didn't respond. Where she paused briefly, before her gaze landed on a rather tired looking Celestia sitting behind her desk. Upon locking eyes, the alicorn of the sun quickly perked up.

“Oh Twilight. Thank goodness you’re here,” Celestia exclaimed. “Please sit. We have much to discuss.”

Twilight did as she was asked, seating herself across from the other mare. “Oh? Like what exactly?”

“First off. How many ponies have you had sex with since becoming a princess?” Celestia asked.

“I don't really feel comfortable with-”

“It's important,” Celestia interrupted.

Twilight hummed and scratched her chin with a hoof. “I’d say forty nine. No wait fifty with Mrs Cake.”

Celestia groaned. “And let me guess. You didn't pull out even once?”

Twilight cocked her head. “Why would that matter?”

“Just please… answer the question,” Celestia pleaded, massaging her temples.

“No. I did not,” Twilight replied.

“Then these are yours,” Celestia declared, tossing a pile of letters into the other pony’s lap.

“What are…” Twilight trailed off when she pulled the first letter out. “Wait, are these all requests for paternity tests?”

“No. Some of them are demands for child payments, offers of marriage, or requests for a ‘repeat performance’ as it were,” Celestia answered.

Twilight blinked. “I don't get it. It's not heat week yet.”

“Twilight. When I said you were extremely virile, this is what I meant,” Celestia replied, gesturing to the pile of letters.

“So I…” Twilight trailed off.

“Yes. You’re a father fifty times over. Though considering just how virile we are, that number is probably closer to a hundred or so,” Celestia remarked.

Twilight’s mouth opened and closed for several seconds, the pony unable to find the words she was looking for. Then her gaze landed on a particular letter from Sassy Saddles. Desperate to escape the crushing realization of her own impending parenthood, Twilight read it’s contents.

Twilight. I know you didn't expect this to happen, and neither did I but unfortunately I am pregnant. With quintuplets mind you. I don't blame you. In fact I must thank you. I’ve always wanted a big family, but feared that may never happen. If you want to be a part of their lives or not I don't mind. Just please come visit me. I’m already showing, and I’m afraid no stallion or mare wishes to be with me anymore.

“Twilight? Are you okay?” Celestia gently asked.

Twilight nodded. “Yup. I think I’m going to postpone this mental break down for the moment and go fuck a hot pregnant chick.”

“Oh hey, same here. Hoof bump?” Celestia offered.

Twilight awkwardly bumped her forehoof against the other alicorns. “Sure. Now if you’ll excuse me.”

The princess of friendship vanished in a flash.

Allowing Cadance to release a long sigh as she fell back to the ground from her hiding spot behind the door. “Oh thank goodness,” muttered the now visibly pregnant alicorn.

“What were you thinking hiding behind the door like that?” Celestia demanded.

“I panicked okay? She just walked right in!” Cadance retorted, throwing her hooves into the air.

Celestia sighed. “It doesn't matter. Now then, can we move this to the bedroom? Because all this talk about fucking pregnant mare has given me a raging boner.”

“Your vocabulary is even more vulgar than usual, but yes. A change in scenery would be nice,” Cadance replied.

“Hey, it's not that much of a surprise right?” Celestia offered.

Cadance raised an eyebrow. “You’re trying to seduce another maid aren't you?”

Celestia cursed under her breath. “And the whole aloof, mysterious ancient ruler of Equestria routine isn't working either.”

Cadance chuckled. “Come, walk with me. I will show you the way.”

“Then we can fuck right? Because that would be on fleek,” Celestia eagerly inquired.

Cadance rolled her eyes. “Yes. Then we can fuck, but if you say fleek again I’m going to neuter you.”

Celestia gulped. “Noted.”

Author's Note

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