Pixie Panic in Ponyville!

Pinkie Pie was having a really good day.

That wasn’t to say most of her days weren’t good. She had an uncanny ability to turn the downest day into a funnerific good time, and make even the saddest ponies turn their mood around in a jiffy!

But there was just something about today that had her practically dancing as she went about her chores in Sugarcube Corner. Her tail was twitcha-twitching, her toes were getting all tingly, and her mane was poofier than ever! Normally a Pinkie sense of this magnitude meant that something world-shattering was going to happen in Ponyville today!

And so, the party mare giggled to herself, skipping around the bakery. Of course, she wasn’t worried about it being anything super serious - Twilight and her other friends would find her right away if there were any no-gooders stomping around.

But boy, were there some interesting stories coming in from shoppers today. She couldn’t wait to get out and see the new fountain, the mayor’s been talking about that one for ages! And maybe she’d catch a glimpse of this merpony that Roseluck swore she saw swimming around the river earlier. So much to see, so much to do!

“Just a sec, Mister Cake! Gotta take out the trash and I’ll be right back in a jiffy!” she called over her shoulder, tying the plastic bag tight as she lifted it at arms length while heading for the back door.

The harried looking dark yellow stallion at the counter nodded and waved back at her.

“No problem Pinkie. Oh, and when you get back, could you flip the sign to closed for now? I’ve gotta take the twins over for their doctor’s appointment,” Carrot Cake replied, wiping down the baking counter with a damp rag. “And maybe see about finding Cuppy, she still isn’t back from the market...”

“You betcha! If Mrs. Cake comes back while you’re out, I’ll let her know you were looking for her!” Pinkie assured him, pushing open the back door and stepping out into the grass behind the shop.

It was nice to get a break like this, and she knelt down to run her hand on the grass as she took a deep breath. Thankfully the dumpster itself was a ways away from their door, so she didn’t get a big noseful of stink!

“What a great day it is too!” Pinkie said aloud as she looked up into the cloudless sky. The warm summer air dances through her hair, and even the quick trot over to the dumpster to throw away the trash bag was a nice reprieve from work. “I should go visit someone today! Maybe Fluttershy needs some help around her cottage.”

With that fun plan in mind, she skipped back toward Sugarcube Corner, only for a voice to catch her attention.

“Aww, where’d you go stud? Don’t tell me you’re spent already!”

The voice was faint, but sounded like it was coming from nearby. “Huh? Is someone there?” Pinkie asked, looking around and not seeing another pony nearby. And that voice sounded so familiar too…

“Ooh, is that a new voice? I love meeting new people~!”

She didn’t imagine it - that was Rainbow’s voice! But why did it sound so weird? “Rainbow is that you?” The mare started looking around the back yard, until a small object in a tuft of grass finally caught her attention. “Oh! Who in the world left this back here?”

She crouched down, reaching out to pick up the light blue toy resting in the grass. She didn’t have to be an expert in all things sex toy - even though she was! - to recognize an onahole when she saw one!

“Master~! Thank you for picking me up! My name is Toybow Dash, registered trademark of Talking Toys, Inc! Don’t you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash?” the tiny toy announced, clearly not caring who around them could hear.

For her part, Pinkie couldn’t suppress a fit of giggle-snorts at the corny dialogue spouting from the toy’s voice box. “Wowie, who came up with this dialogue? The voice is spot on though!”

She turned the toy over in her hands as she stood back up. All else aside, she had to admit that there was an insane amount of detail present. Every curve and bit of plump skin was immaculate, as if the toy hadn’t been used at all. But who would just throw away an unused toy this good?

Her fingers rubbed the soft rubber skin, even touching the silky smooth tail hairs. Maybe she had to look into this company if they were making such high quality toys!

“Well, we better get you inside, little toy!” Pinkie announced, making her decision. Perhaps it was the fact that it looked like one of her good friends, but she just couldn’t leave the little Rainbow toy out here! “I’ll figure out what to do with you later!”

“Yaaay, thank you master!” It squeaked back up at her, even hitting the raspy notes of Rainbow’s voice. No way that Dashie had lent her voice for this right? Surely she would have told them all about such a cool and funny opportunity!

Unless she was embarrassed about it or something…

Either way, she pushed the door open back into the bakery, slipping the toy into her pocket and hoping she could make it upstairs without being accosted.

“Mister Cake? I’m gonna go take my break now!” she called out into the shop, peeking her head around the corner. But only silence met her back. “Oh, doy! He said he was gonna be out with the twins! Better just flip that sign then.”

Feeling more confident, Pinkie skipped over to the door right past the crib that usually held the Pumpkin and Pound Cake and flipped their Open sign over to Closed.

If she had paid a little more attention, she might have noticed the addition of two more plushies in the crib that had a surprising likeness to the two young ponies, or the softly-swaying mobile above their bed, where a tiny yellow figure of a plastic stallion hung from a single string with the rest of the dangling objects.

Giggling to herself, she made for the staircase to the upper level, where her bedroom awaited. She pulled the small rubber toy out and gave it a playful squeeze. “Time to go give you a test run my cute little Dashie!”

“Oooh, are we gonna have fun together master?” it asked, and Pinkie swore she felt it shiver slightly. “I can’t wait!”

Gasping loudly, she lifted it up and grinned at it while she climbed the steps. “You like fun too?! Oh we’re gonna have so much fun together!!”

Even though it was somewhat corny, Pinkie couldn’t help but be excited at this discovery. I mean, how often was it that you found a sex toy of one of your friends? She wondered who had owned it, and why it had been discarded so callously. That’s no way to treat her friends!

Nudging open the door to her room, she observed the organized chaos for a moment before taking a running leap, falling onto her back on the bed with a grunt.

A flicker of movement on the ceiling caught her eye, but by the time she looked at it, there was nothing to see. “Huh?” she wondered, looking back and forth before giving a single shrug. Must have been a bug or something.

“What’s the matter, master?” the toy squeaked from her grasp, giving another noticeable vibrating shudder. “You still haven’t stuffed my pretty pony pussy! Don’t make me beg for it!”

“Jeez, you’re a horny little thing aren’t you?” Pinkie giggled, pulling Toybow Dash up to her face. She stuck her index and middle fingers into her mouth, wetting them with her own saliva before pulling them out, dragging a long strand of drool with them. “Better warm you up before the main event!”

With all the care as if she were actually trying to get her friend loosened up, Pinkie began to stroke her fingers gently along the rubber slit of the toy. Rainbow could only whimper in needy pleasure as her tiny, immobile body was stimulated, losing herself more and more to the pleasure with each passing moment.

“Mmmmmasterrrr, that feels soooo gooooood,” she moaned, squirming feebly as the mare’s fingers danced along her lips. “You must be a pro at this!”

“Weeell, I guess you could say that!” the earth pony chirped back at it, taking care to rub her fingers over the tiny clit and eliciting a high pitched squeal. “I’ve bedded my fair share of mares and stallions alike! Too bad I lost my title of Town Bicycle after the spa opened in town, but what can ya do?”

Before long, those slender digits stopped simply rubbing the outside and started sliding in and out of the toy, lubricating its love tunnel with every insertion.

“Mmmf, don’t be afraid to give me your all, master! I’m built to stretch after all~!” Toybow insisted, much to Rainbow’s chagrin.

Pinkie’s eyes went wide. “Whoa, really? We better find something to test your limits then! Let’s see… here, you enjoy yourself, I’ll be right back!”

Rainbow heard the all-too-famiilar buzz of a vibrator firing to life, and before she could utter a word of denial, Pinkie had slid it into her fuckhole, leaving the onahole toy to vibrate in unison while the mare walked over to her dresser. Pinkie Piiiiiiiiiiie!!! She tried to holler, but only the desperate squeal of “Masterrrrrrr~!” left her voice box.

“Let’s see here… no. nope, nuh uh,” she muttered, digging through her drawer of toys, or as she liked to call it, The Cave of Wonders. A ring gag clanged as she pushed it aside, and a buttplug bounced as it hit the floor. Finally, she pushed aside a stack of riding crops and found it. The crown jewel of her collection.

“I hope you’re ready for a real challenge, it took me a solid month to get used to taking this bad boy!” Pinkie said, practically skipping as she returned to the bed. Once she came into view, Rainbow looked up in horror at what looked like a humongous double-sided dildo, stained bright purple in color and easily as thick around as the mare’s forearm. “I call this bad boy, ‘El Gigante!’”

No… nonono, Pinkie don’t you dare! That thing is way too big! Rainbow tried to whine, but to no avail.“Holy mother of cock! I’m drooling just at the sight of it, master~!” Toybow squealed. NO I’M NOT! That thing’s gonna split me in half!!! “Bend me over it and break me in like the horny little pegasus I am!!!”

Wasting no time in getting right into it, Pinkie angled one end of the dildo toward herself, quickly pulling down her pants and getting ready. She couldn’t lie, this thing had almost broken even her when she first started, but over time she got more used to it, taming it like a wild beast.

“Just gotta… make sure it’s all lubed up and ready…” she mumbled, squirting handfuls of lube onto its surface and rubbing it in before she lined it up. “And here… we… GO!”

A wet squelch rang through the room as Pinkie impaled herself on it in one go, leaving her legs shaking and a generous bulge visible in her lower belly. “HA-A-A-AH~! Th-There we go,” she giggled in an almost drunken stupor as her lower lips hungrily gobbled the toy right up to the middle divider. “One half done! And now it’s your turn, my pretty!”

Rainbow could only gulp as Pinkie grabbed her body, easing the vibrator out - which she had since gotten used to, and plopping her right on the tip of ‘El Gigante’. From this angle, she swore the behemoth toy was wider than she was.

“I’m so ready, master!” her annoyingly insistent voice box declared. “Pin me down and show why bad girls like me deserved to be punished!”

“Heehee! We’ll see if you’re still so confident after it gets in!” the earth pony joked, wiggling Toybow’s hips back and forth over the cock head. “Alright, we’ll do it on the count of ten! Ready?”

No! “YES~!”

“Ooooooone! Twooooooo,” Pinkie deliberately dragged out the words, grinding the cocktip against the leaking lips of Toybow Dash. “... SeveneightnineTEN!”

In an instant, any resistance Rainbow had been putting up was washed away, shunting her consciousness around with the unexpected insertion, and letting Toybow Dash take center stage with a toe-curling cry of ecstasy.

Pinkie grunted and leaned forward on her bed, supporting herself with one hand while the other gripped the toy as she slid even deeper, gasping as her own walls were stimulated. “W-Whoa nelly! You took that one like a champ! Let’s see if you can take a little more…”

“More… MORE…!” the voice box of the toy begged, lost in throes of pleasure as it was speared by the shaft.

T-Too big… Rainbow struggled with her own thoughts, desperately trying to deny that part of her wanted Pinkie to go even further. C-Can’t think straight…

“More? Hah…” Pinkie huffed, practically feeling the throb of the dildo inside them both. “I’m not sure how much farther we can go, Toybow! It’s already so deep in your tight cunt, isn’t it?”

S-Stop calling me that, Pinkie… Rainbow groaned, knowing her friend had no shot of hearing her. My name is Raintoy… I mean… I’m a Pegahole… huh?

“J-Just a bit further, Master~!” Toybow urged her, the automatic vibration function rippling through her form. “I need it all-all-all-all the way through!!”

Something was wrong, her mind was… going places it shouldn’t… Rainbow had to get Pinkie to stop, before–

“Alright, if you’re sure! Wheeeee~!” Pinkie cheered, leaning back on her knees and using both hands to shove the toy harder, further, until–!

POP!

As the rubber finally gave way to the sheer girth of the shaft invading it, the onahole’s mouth opened wide, permitting the cocktip to slide through it and out the other side. It was a full-body spitroast from base to tip, and Rainbow’s poor, fractured mind finally shattered, lost in the pleasure of the moment as it latched onto the only stable personality it could find - that of Toybow Dash.

“Gllk… hgghk… so tight…” Toybow moaned, finally one in mind and body with her two halves.

“Gosh, I know what you mean!” the party pony exclaimed, snorting hot air from her nostrils. Her hands gripped both sides of the tiny toy, trying to thrust El Gigante deeper into both of them. “It’s too bad this isn’t a real cock, cause I bet you feel like an amazing cock sock right now!”

Of course, Pinkie couldn’t have known what creatures were lurking in her rafters, or she might have been more cautious of her wording. But the bolt of magic shot down all the same, zapping Pinkie right down her shoulder blades and through her pelvic area.

“O-Ooh! Tingly!” she giggled, thinking it was another feature of the toy she was using, leaning back against the headboard of her bed as she leveraged her hips to better effect.

It started with a dull throb, as thick veins formed along the shaft, its base attaching to her crotch as the bulge slowly diminished in her belly. Rubber converted to flesh, as a hefty sack formed between her legs, and she definitely felt it when two walnut-sized objects dropped inside.

“Huh? What was…” she gasped, as her hand reached down and felt her new addition. “Ahn~! I… I have b-balls?!”

But it wasn’t stopping there.

Ba-bump.

The pulse of blood made the cock extra warm, and Pinkie could feel it heating up beneath her fingers.

Ba-bump.

Its flesh turned a mottled pink and brown color, much like she’d seen on real stallions. Her eyes went wide.

Ba-bump!

“Nnngh! T-Too tight…!” Pinkie said, biting her lip as she was suddenly able to feel every inch of the monster down there, including the parts being tightly squeezed by her new favorite toy. “Dashie, I’m gonna…!”

“Do it, master~! You know you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash!” Toybow begged, too far gone to focus on anything other than keeping this pleasure going as long as possible.

“Oh f-fuck, I’m gonna,” Pinkie arched her back as the explosive climax came, lighting up every nerve in her body in an entirely new way. “C-U-U-U-U-MMMM!!”

Rope after rope of sticky white cum shot from the cocktip that was now very real, splattering on the ceiling and walls as she bucked her hips feverishly. A glob of it even landed on one of the hiding pixies, gumming up her wings and limbs as her fellows silently cackled at their trapped comrade.

Making sure the toy wasn’t left out, Pinkie slid Toybow Dash up her shaft, until the head popped back inside the onahole’s body, quickly filling the interior with her spunk.

“Ahn! Master~! So full!” it applauded her, its rubber belly distending and capturing as much of the cumshot as it could.

“Mmmf! Hah… wow!” Pinkie said, laying back against her pillow and marvelling at the new appendage as it throbbed, spewing the last few spurts of jizz into Toybow. “I look like one of those porno characters! How did this happen?”

Whatever she thought, there was no doubt that El Gigante had become a very real cock for Pinkie, extending a solid foot from her hips at full mast. It quivered as she touched further down the shaft, and her toes curled at how good it felt.

“This… is… amazing!” she cheered, ideas rushing to her head already. “Oh my gosh, I get the best of both worlds now!! I can give a boobjob to a stallion, and hotdog a mare! I can even plunder Caramel’s booty the way he’s always asking me to!”

The knowledge of how it happened was as far from her mind as could be, and she giggled as the onahole waved back and forth as her dick swung when she let it go.

“Oh… but who do I go show this to first? Ahhh, so many ponies come to mind!” she said, trying to recall everyone she knew in town off the top of her head. “Caramel and Derpy, Roseluck and Daisy, Aloe and Lotus, there’s just too many ponies who would get a kick out of this! I can’t choose!”

She kicked her legs off the bed, not at all exhausted from her enormous orgasm. She stood up, scratching her head as she went over to the full-body mirror by her dresser. “I wish I could do everyone at once! Maybe we need another orgy party, or something!”

Another? The pixies chittered amongst themselves. This mare wasn’t even affected by their magic as traumatically as the others had been. Maybe she needed a more… extreme change.

Conjuring their power together, the four un-stuck pixies loosed another bolt of magic at Pinkie, far more powerful than the last. A bit too powerful, as it turns out, as the flash of light in her rafters caught the mare’s attention at the last moment, and she managed to yelp and dodge to the side, almost avoiding the attack altogether.

Almost.

In reality, the beam of magic struck the mirror, splitting into two jutting rays, with one striking the pony in the arm, and the other bouncing straight back at the small group high above. They froze in the magic, dropping onto Pinkie’s bed from above with dull thumps, only sparing the pixie stuck in the cum webbing up above.

“Ouch! What the heck?! Pixies!” Pinkie gasped, the puzzle piece finally falling into place. “That’s why there’s been so many weird stories flying around today! You little punks are to blame, aren’t you?!”

But neither party was spared from the magic taking hold of them. As Pinkie doubled over, her arms and legs feeling like they were on fire, each of the four pixies that had fallen prone on her bed began to stiffen up, their bodies forced ramrod straight as each of them began swelling.

Their arms and hands melted into their torsos, while legs and feet bunched together and formed a fat, rounded shape. Their faces were the last to go, becoming pointed and protruding heads of a different variety. A mere half-minute after they were hit, four slightly differently colored dildos sat immobile on Pinkie’s bed, all that remained of the troublesome creatures.

“Hah! S-Serves you cocky pixies right!” Pinkie laughed, though her situation was dire in a different way. Lines had formed between her middle and ring fingers on both hands, and on her feet, splitting the limbs down the middle until her arms and legs were a bunch of long, thin, noodly appendages. Oddly, she could control all eight of the limbs independently.

She collapsed onto her ass, her new legs unable to support her weight. “Th-They’re still changing?!” she cried, biting her lip as her fingers and toes melted away into smooth flesh. “I don’t want to be a Pink-topus!”

But the effect was far stranger than even that. Instead of slimy tentacles, each of her limbs formed a very familiar shape - one that was still proudly standing full-mast between her legs! In the span of a few seconds, Pinkie’s limbs had all transformed into eight long cock-tentacles, wriggling and writhing, squelching and leaking as she managed to push herself to at least an upright position.

“Eugh…is it over…?” she groaned aloud, bringing one of her arm tentacles to her cheek and inadvertently cock-slapping herself on her face. Her torso and middle seemed largely unchanged, leaving her with her heaving breasts and pudgy tummy amid a sea of squishy limbs. “Gee, look at me! I’d say I’m more of a cock-topus than an octopussy!”

Amusing herself with puns wouldn’t solve the situation though, as she delicately moved herself back to the bed, one tentacle pull at a time. At least her would-be attackers had been incapacitated and were no longer an issue.

“What a mess! I better find Twilight and the girls so we can fix this A-S-A-Pinkie! Can’t let myself be distracted by thoughts of… of a…” Pinkie paused. She thought about all the ponies who could use a good fucking, and how well equipped she was to help them now. Biting her lip, she felt all eight of her limbs throb and stiffen at the thought.

She glanced at the window. It was just a… slight detour, right? In and out, preferably several repetitions of that, then lickety split, she could focus on solving this problem. Yeah!

There was no way that plan could go wrong!

Smirking to herself, she spotted her discarded Toybow Dash on the bed, still bloated and leaking from the sizable load she had delivered earlier. If that was any indication of her vigor, she might need a toy to collect some of the excess spunk!

“C’mon Dashie-toy, we’ve got a Ponyville to penetrate!” Pinkie giggled, pushing the tip of her hand-cock into the poor abused toy’s swollen pussy, lodging it in place as her tentacles lifted her up and off the bed, crawling her way along the walls and swinging from the beams as she cannonballed right out the window!

After all, what better pony to make the terrified citizens of Ponyville smile-smile-smile?

***

Twilight Sparkle was not having a good day.

Having been thoroughly caught off guard by a wandering group of pixies, she had spent the better part of the afternoon having her brains fucked out by an admittedly dashing and rugged stallion from her favorite smutty romance novel, a fact that she most certainly did not enjoy in the slightest and would deny if you ever brought it up.

But now, as she made her way toward her castle’s entrance – hampered only slightly by the bowlegged way she was forced to walk from having her holes so vigorously filled – she grumbled at the thought of having to clean up this mess.

“Pixies. Of all ze - THE! - problems I could have faced on my day off, it just had to be you little pests,” Twilight seethed, taking small comfort in pulling the waistband of her panties and snapping them against her hip. “Not so tough without your minions huh?”

By the time the Element of Magic in its glass case had activated, granting the alicorn the power to break free from her literary prison, there was only one pixie left unchanged on her bed, lying in a heaving heap in a semi-conscious state, no doubt from the sheer quantity of magic it had absorbed from her capture. She had wasted no time in transmogrifying it into something to cover herself, leaving the rest of its cohorts to their fates strewn across the sheets.

Even as she walked, traces of her transformed self were yet to return to normal. Her hair was gradually shifting from dark grey back to its traditional purple hues, and her cutie mark was returning as the feather shaped mark faded away.

The castle doors swung open, leaving Twilight squinting at the light of the late afternoon sun, having spent the better part of the day in relative darkness. She stretched her wings and fired up her horn after a long period without them.

“No time to waste. Gotta find the girls and get to the bottom of this, before Ponyville is completely overrun…!” Twilight told herself with gritted teeth, already hearing the far-off cries of surprise and the faint buzzing sounds wafting over the entire town.

One powerful beat of her wings was all it took before she was airborne, soaring toward the nearest destination - Fluttershy’s cottage.