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Like a Sex Machine

by cleverpun
When Rarity becomes a changeling, her only real problem is who to shag first, and what to shag them as.

When Rarity wakes up to find she has become a changeling, she is mildly upset...at first. She rapidly realizes, however, that she'll never have to worry about a shortage of sex again. Oh, and romance I guess.

Mostly sex, though. Like, no, really, a lot of it.

As the whirlwind of saucy sex shenanigans blows through more and more of the town, will anything be able to stop Rarity? And does anypony really want to?


Sweet Additions; A dramatic reading of Ch 1 by multibronybrony! SWAG


Not absurd enough? Check out this parody (of a parody) by That Gamer--NOW CANCELLED.

Showcased on WTF, Pony Fanfiction, right over here!


You have completely bastardized Friendship is Magic, forcing all of the characters to become OOC sex addicts and writing horrifying situations that make no sense.

Keep it up.
--nonoriginalusername, fanfiction.net review

I'm starting to really fucking hate fimfiction's userbase.
--andysonic2, reddit comment in response to this story being posted.

Complete
Sex
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Fetish
Comedy
Tragedy
Non-consensual
Random
 
MPPRQ

17553 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

9 Chapters:

  1. Get Up 2012-12-13 09:50:59 UTC
    1160
  2. Shake Your Arm 2012-09-13 23:12:29 UTC
    2115
  3. Use Your Form 2012-09-28 05:18:02 UTC
    2065
  4. Come On 2012-10-12 03:11:12 UTC
    2094
  5. You Got To Get 2012-12-13 09:52:51 UTC
    2475
  6. The Bad Things, Maybe 2013-02-10 01:17:38 UTC
    2475
  7. Think 2013-04-03 08:28:35 UTC
    2095
  8. Please Please Please 2013-04-17 12:48:28 UTC
    2565
  9. The Good Things, Baby (Alternate Ending + Hypothetical Sequel Hook) 2013-04-17 12:48:51 UTC
    509