"An unofficial strategy guide to Equestria Online: Original Version Simulator.
Get as good as you can at the most important computer game in history!"

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An FiO side story, and an entry in the latest Optimalverse story contest. Notes on canon compliance are in this story's Author's Note.

Cover image is an edited version of d.w.h.cn's https://derpibooru.org/images/2409991, used by permission.