Celestia and Luna stared at each other. The matter was not dealt with.

Luna was radiating an uncharacteristic cheer. “She succeeded, completely.”

“Not quite, Luna. Just like every other time, her friends did it. She freed Rainbow Dash from the spell, and sent her to help Cadence. Rainbow and Cadence retrieved the heart and defeated Sombra, while Twilight was trapped in one of his fell magics.”

Luna snorted. “So? You sent her to save the Empire, and Sombra is now broken. The means are not important. This was her task, and she completed it as necessary.”

Celestia sighed. “Rainbow is the ‘Hero of the Crystal Empire’, and Cadence has taken the role of empress. Twilight just… helped. Like she always does. How is that an effort worthy of becoming an Alicorn?”

Luna frowned. “T’is not. This is not what she shall ascend for. This was merely proof. Proof, may I add, that I needed. She is far stronger than she seems. You believed in her when you sent her, why does your faith falter now when she is clearly victorious?”

Celestia stomped her hoof, frustrated. “Because she has done nothing! Once again, one of her friends is the victor, and Twilight herself is merely present. Every task I send her to, every world ending event, she either needs her friends’ help or they entirely accomplish it.”

Luna smiled deviously. “And yet, time again they are victorious, Sister. I think I am beginning to see something which should be obvious. Of course, being who you are, I would guess that it probably eludes you.”

Celestia was angry. “This is not time for games, Luna.”

Luna shook her head as her smile and cheer became downright gleeful. “No, t’is not. I am now certain that T’is time to plan on how we shall integrate into Shining’s Harem. I quite think to have my own room added beneath their library. It shall be a pleasant retreat from our duties here.”

Celestia growled angrily. “That is the least of our concerns right now.”

Luna ignored Celestia’s anger and laughed. “Perhaps you shall share my quarters then? I suppose we will have to learn to be comfortable with one another. Shining enjoys debauching siblings, and I highly doubt we will be exempt from his lechery. Do you like to be on top, or on the bottom, sister of mine? Normally I prefer to be on top, but for you I will happily accommodate your desires.”

Celestia shot a scornful glare at Luna. “Don’t be crass, Sister. If it comes to pass, then we’ll do what we must, but I will do so reluctantly.”

Luna tilted her head in mock confusion as she raised a curious eyebrow. “Wherefore are you on about, Sister? I was merely suggesting how we might arrange our bunk beds.”

Celestia growled as Luna cackled.

Author's Note

A small update. Don't know why I wrote such small chapters here. Must have been all I thought I needed.