Transformers and Equestria Girls: Robots in Disguise

by GoebelTron

Rescuing Fowler/Everfree Recon Battle, Part 3

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Back in the brig, Starscream could hear more blaster sounds, until he looked back at Agent Fowler, who was still in chains, “Wake up! You pathetic lump of flesh!”

Agent Fowler then woke up, but he wasn’t feeling himself, since the Energon infected his nervous system, “Hmm… Grandma? Is it cookie time? Uhh!” He then passed out, as Starscream growled, but suddenly heard a knock on the door.

The door opened, revealing a Vehicon.

“Well?” Starscream asked, but the Vehicon fell down dead, and then Bulkhead shot the Vehicon in front of him, until Starscream was the only one left. He, Bumblebee, Smokescreen, Jazz and Windblade entered the room drawing their weapons, until Starscream drew his, pointing at Agent Fowler. “Not so fast,” he said, until he felt Arcee’s weapon tapping the top of his head, until he looked up at her on the ceiling.

“I wouldn't,” she said.

“Oh, but I might,” Starscream said.


Back in the bridge, the girls were figuring out what the formula was. “We've got to get this to Optimus,” Sci-Twi said.

“How do you know it isn't just a recipe for space-nachos?” Rainbow Dash asked. “There’s space-nachos?!” Pinkie Pie asked happily. “Figuratively speaking,” Rainbow Dash said.

“I only know math when I see it. And that is one serious equation,” Sci-Twi said.

“Can you download it?” Sunset asked.

“I've got a flash drive,” Sci-Twi said, taking a flash drive out of her backpack. “But I don't see anywhere to plug it in. This tech is way alien.”

They suddenly heard footsteps coming, before they saw a Vehicon enter the room, as he looked around seeing the crew dead. The girls and Mini-cons made a run for it. Fluttershy suddenly saw Spike just standing there shaking. She ran over to him, and picked him up, before they were both spotted by the Con as he drew his blaster out at them.

In the brig, the Autobots had a stare down with Starscream, as he was still pointing his weapon at Agent Fowler. “Now, Agent Fowler and I will take our leave,” he said, until Agent Fowler randomly commented.

“The eagle said ’YEAH’!”

Suddenly the Autobot shot their weapons at Starscream, before the cowardly Decepticon transformed into his jet mode and took off.

While the Con charged his weapon, Fluttershy ran with Spike, but Sunset jumped onto her, before the Con began shooting.

“Rarity, take a picture!” Rainbow Dash said.

“Great idea, darling!” Rarity said, taking out her phone. As the Vehicon pointed his blaster as Sunset and Fluttershy, he charged it up.

“Yoo-hoo!” Rarity said, as the Vehicon looked down at her, and she took a picture of him.

“Not of that! Of THAT!” Sunset said, pointing at the computer.

“Oh…” Rarity said, pointing her phone at the screen, and as she took the picture, the Vehicon was now blind blasting around the room, making the girls and Mini-cons run for it.

“Go! Go! Go!” Sunset said, and as the Vehicon walked out of the room, he was about to blast the girls again, but Bulkhead ran into him and tore him apart with his wrecking ball fist, and transformed back into vehicle mode and drove off, until the others, went by, but Arcee and Bumblebee came for the girls, as the girls got into the hatchback.

“I told you to stay put!” Arcee said, with a hologram of a female motorcycle driver, until they both drove off to catch up with the others.

Suddenly, the girls heard Fowler’s voice, “I like pie. Can we stop for pie?”

“You found Fowler! Rock on!” Rainbow Dash said, until Fowler laid on Rarity and Fluttershy’s laps, before Fluttershy placed a blanket on him. “Aww… he must be exhausted.”

Bumblebee then bleeped, explaining what was really happening to the poor guy. “I’m sure I have something that can help,” Fluttershy said. “He said that he was exposed with too much Energon.”

The girls then felt sorry for him, while the Autobots began driving back to base with the Mini-cons following behind.


In the Everfree Forest, Scattershot kept holding off Lugnut in the cave while Ratchet was occupied. But as they were deep inside, Lugnut and Scattershot saw 5 crystals were missing, but two were left.

“Impossible!” Lugnut said. “You will pay dearly for this, Autobot scum!” He was about to deliver a punch, but suddenly, he and Scattershot were face to face with monstrous vines, as they both were thrown out, and scrapped.

“Uhh… maybe we should… call it a day… even though we’re still on opposite sides?” Scattershot asked in suggestion.

“Yes… but for now…” Lugnut said in agreement. “Master, come in!”

Somewhere in the forest, Optimus and Megatron were still fighting, but Megatron was outmatched by Optimus. “Master!”

“Lugnut? What is it?” Megatron asked.

“They’re only two crystals in the cave. Five of them are missing,” Lugnut said.

“It’s true, Optimus. It’s also guarded by some kind of spiritual force of nature. We were attacked by these vines, and it tossed us out. It’s best if we let it be,” Scattershot said. “Ratchet’s also stuck.”

“Understood,” Optimus said.

“Since we’ve been tied, no one gets what we want!” Megatron said, as he and his minions transformed into vehicle mode and flew back to the Nemesis.

Scattershot tried digging out Ratchet, but Optimus came over to help out, until they saw every piece of him still functional, but they saw Ratchet still alive.

“Ratchet, are you still functional, old friend?” Optimus asked. “Yes, I am,” Ratchet replied. “Did we win?”

It appears that the cave guarding the crystals maybe off limits to those who wish to intrude the place,” Optimus explained. “So, it may be impossible to get the artifact to safety, since Megatron was also unable as well.”

“So… now what?” Scattershot asked.

Optimus then thought for a moment.

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