Equestrian Fiction Bestiary

by The Gno Writer

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 608

Brony's guide to the fictional ponies of Equestria

The Equestrian Fiction Bestiary is a bronies guide to the fictional ponies of Equestria, going from Cupcakes Pinkie, Slenderpony or Princess Molestia to the shipping in between the characters.

With helpful tips and tricks, the brony will sure know how to survive when face-to-face with them. (on some ocations)

I will not take this seriously, just doing it for fun, so go ahead and say whatever thy want.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-02 06:43:02 UTC

Introduction

Hello there brony! Just by reading this you may have a bit of curiosity about the diferent types of fiction ponies the fandom has made. Well, in this here book, one specific type of brony has endured pain and pleasure to inform you about the methods and ways of acting of the fiction ponies.

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Now, you may be thinking, "How is that possible? That's a lie. Why am I reading this?", Well, let's answer that question with a question: Does the author care? Well of course not! He decided there had to be a database of all of the ponies(we'll be calling the fiction ponies, Fponies)

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As you proceed there will be some ponies in with the author comments on them, by telling us his experience with them. Either it will be a good experience or a bad one, it all depends

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So, without further do, we present to you the Equestrian Fiction Bestiary!

Sidenote: On certain ocations, a holografic version of the pony may apear from the book, so don't get scared dear reader., It's so that you may take a much closer look on the Fponies.

Whenever the book shakes, a holopony will apear

The Internet side of things

Since the beginning of the first meme, troll and/or nerd, the internet has been bombarded with alterations of different happenings (fanfictions) of different shows. Time passes and good fanfics have appeared that deserve a trophy while horrible ones that must be killed with fire have appeared, along side fanmusic and artwork. Every series has a internet side, a side that it can be freely controlled at any time by anyone who knows how to draw/write/compose. Some of the most notable examples can be the enigma that's Sburb, the awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D., the weirdness of the Land of Ooo or the magic of Equestria. These are constantly used to please the fans with everything.

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But of course, there is the dark bowels of the internet where the most weirdest, creepiest and horrible stuff lies within it's vast and endless caverns. One must be careful when surfing thru this place because you could find some very disturbing stuff from your favorite show/videogame/movie/novel, best avoid that.

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But enough of this explaining the explanation, I'm here to tell you reader of the ponies. The same ponies that we have love and admired since the beginning of the show. The Mane Six are the most used (ain't that a bit obvious?) for being the protagonists in fanfics. The Princesses are also included alongside the family, friends, or pets of them, Background ponies are also included like Derpy or Octavia.

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The constant creation of fanfics have filled me to the brim with work thanks to you bronies, each time there is more and more mini alternate worlds of the Real Equestria, threatening to break the very thin interdimentional wall that separates them from each other. I've spent a total of 357 Equestrian years (2 years, 5 months of Earth time) controlling those worlds, and time has showed me they're a lot of different variations of each and every single pony in the show, but here we'll cover the most notable ones like Twilight or Applejack. Some of them were really violent (Cupcakes) thus needing to use force to "bring them down" but others were "very welcoming". In this Bestiary, they're will be every single data obtained from the field and moved to this here book just for your convenience, see what makes them tick and they're weaknesses (along side some other info), so stay tuned to see each and ever pony you guys created.